The title rymes!! ^^
*ahem*
Yesterday:
Went to my Uncle's funeral
He is my uncle on my Dad's side
No, my dad didn't come
So many family members I don't remember
I got sucked into doing something when I first got there
Had to carry something in front of everyone
Good news: I didn't trip and fall flat on my face
Dead bodies: Look so lifeless
Inu: Duh that's why they're dead!
My uncle herald wasn't smiling he was just creeping me out
I didn't cry
I saw my step sister and step brother
I found out: I have another step brother that my mom barely ever mentioned and I had no idea who he was
He is my oldest step sibling
Micheal Johnson Jr. (also known as Mickey! -_-not mickey mouse) Age: 34
April Johnson Age: 32 or 31 (My neice and brother wouldn't stop argueing on her age)
Anthony Johnson: 37
All older then me but I still have my neice Age: 11
And then all of my cousins...
These are just the people on my dad's side Then the dinner/lunch thing after the Mausoleum visit
Again the Italian resturant had nothing I liked at least the food my family chose.
So all I ate was bread...french bread. The Italian bread was too sweet. I had about one loaf of bread and three glasses of sprite
Well I'm picky about what I eat because I have allergies. If I have something I'm allergic to I will die in the next *insert hours*.
I almost died because of a cookie.....
Ok ENOUGH death talk
My sister is having another baby soon
I'm feeling really sick(Throat hurts, sneezing)
I don't know what it is. I DO NOT HAVE A COLD!! I won't beleive it!
Finally got my mom to buy Ramen!!
She was going to try and convince me to eat *insert years* old ramen. NOT HAPPENING!
I have been planning this post for a long time and I forgot three pages of it(No i didn't write it down) Sooo today is Friday right? Or Thursday? Yesterday was Wednesday right? Um...
Inu: You have the date in your watch...
It only gives me numbers!!!
Inu: "..."
1 5 Jan 5th WHAT DAY??? Or is it Jan 6th? UGHHH! I'm giving you a story and you're gonna like it!! GOT IT?!
Wait....Today I found out I flunked the language section of my test. (The one my mom gave me) She is stressing me out and now i'm sick too!! Viola! test! work! And no I'm still not done with the new year pic...sorry. *ahem**calms down* Here is the story before the 6 chapter flashback(Yes the lost episodes were flashbacks)
Let me check archives.....
Oh yeah My mom's friend's father died the night before yesterday.
~*~*~*~Crime and punishment~*~*~*~
( Yuri comes back through the well after a month)
Y: *Mom worries ...way too much**sigh**climbs out of the well*
Kag:*previously sitting by the well* YURI!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!
Inu: Hmm...*OH great she's back, now Kagome can stop moping around* Hey..where have ya been all this time?
Y: Long story..
S: I'm glad to have you back
Y: I'm glad to be back! ^^ *Too bad this little reunion won't last long*
M: Ahh...Lady Yuri you're back. What a pleasant surprise. We have been waiting for your return..
Inu: YEAH!! We wasted all that time waiting for you to come back because Kagome here refused to look for jewel shards until you were back! She went back to her time and couldn't contact you.
Kag: INUYASHA! THAT IS'NT TRUE! Yuri, Inuyasha wouldn't let me go back to my time to look for you.
Y: Oh...Here Shippo I got you a lollypop!
Sh: THANK YOU SOO MUCH! *gratefully accepts lollypop*
Y: Kagome, I have all the assignment you need and notes for you to study..we have a math test coming up...
Kag: Oh..Thanks it should really help! ^^
Y: Oh.. I have something for you too Inuyasha! *pulls Ramen out of her bag* Here you go!
Inu: Those instant noodles! Thanks! Hey Kagome do ya mind boiling up some water...AHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T
Kag: SIT BOY! I am not a maid!
Inu: *crash* Kagome...
Y: Um..Okay...Sango I got you some future clothes if you don't mind. *I had to guess her size, I hope it fits* Oh...Miroku I'm sorry I couldn't find anything for yo...
M: *hugs her* That is quite alright, gracing us with you presence is enough for me.
Y: Right....Moving on
Inu: Hey! Yuri, Why are you being so nice to us?
Y: *heavenly sigh* Oh..You're all my friends it's no big deal..really.
Kag&Inu: *she's acting really different*
Y: *oh no! Sesshomaru is really going to kill me now! I've been gone a month and..I don't want to think of what he might do to me.* Um..guys..Have you seen Sesshomaru lately?
Inu: Unfortunately yeah. After the first week you left he came looking for you.
Y: What did you say?! What did he say?! TELL ME!
Inu: Calm down! We told him you left to the future..what else could we say? All I heard from him was..."She will not escape from me so easily" and that's it.
Y: *WHAT DO I DO?!!!**panicking* Whatamigoingtodo!Whatamigoingtosay!Whatwillhedotome!
~*~*~Sesshomaru's group~*~*~
(everyone is walking *including Ah-un*)
Jaken: *Mi'lord has been more quiet than usual, something seems to be wrong with him*
(Rin has been oblivious to the fact of Sesshomaru acting differently)
Rin: La la la la la ooooo look at the pretty flowers!
Sess: Rin..stop it.
Rin: *salute* Yes Mi'lord
J: *That's the first time iv'e heard him ever since that girl left*
Ah-un: *grunt**walking*
Sess: *That girl...she left with no explanation, she didn't tell me..If she returns I will make sure it won't be a pleasant encounter..wait..that scent..she has returned**smirk*
J: *OH NO! Mi'lord smiled...something bad will soon happen*
Sess: *It is a good thing I had these made ahead of time**hangs what looks like a bracelet/cuff in front of him*
(he has a similar one on his right arm)
Sess: I will make sure she doesn't leave my side
J: *what is Mi'lord talking about?*
Sess: Jaken stay here with Rin and Ah-un I will return soon.
J: But mi'lord where are you going?
Sess: I am going to retrieve the girl
J: *Ahh..so she has returned* Yes Mi'lord
Sess: *runs into the distance*
~*~*~Inu gang~*~*~
(Kagome & Yuri are sitting down in the middle of a small clearing for some 'girl talk')
Kag: So Yuri, What happened in the future?
Y: *whispers* I got a boyfriend.
Kag: What?! When? Who? How? *shakes her*
Y: KAGOME STOP!
Kag: Stop what?
Y: STOP WITH THE QUESTIONS AND THE SHAKING ME!
Kag: Oh..Right. ^^'
Y: -_-' Thank you. Alright...here is what happened.
(skips to the end of the explanation)
K: Wow..that's so romantic! ^^
Y: *heavenly sigh* Yeah it is...I think i'm in love! *closes eyes while leaning on a tree*
~*~*~Sesshomaru's Point of view~*~*~
(He just happened to come just in time for your story)
Sess: *So the girl left to be with someone else, does she truly hate me that much?*
~*~*~Back to Y & Kag~*~*~
Kag: I better get going before Inuyasha starts looking for me. *yawn* I'm exausted.
Y: Ok..Bye. I'll just stay here.
K: Bye
Y: Hmm...this feels so wonderful.
*sesshomaru walks into the small cleaing*
Y: *opens her eyes and immediately starts panicking**Oh no he's here! I don't have any weapons! I'm a sitting duck!*
Sess: *emotionless face**stares at her frightened form*
Y: *I'm going to die!!!!!!*
Sess: *takes measured steps towards her**kneels down in front of her*
Y:*Ishouldhavestayedhome!I'mgoingtodie!I'mgoingtodie!I'mgoingtodie!I'mgoingtodie!I'mgoingtodie!
Sess: *he cups her chin between his slender fingers* Where have you been?
Y: *WHATDOISAY! The truth..or should I lie?* I-I went t-to Kagome's time.
Sess: Hmm..why didn't you tell me?
Y: I thought you wouldn't let me go.. *looks down*
Sess: *Strokes her face with his free hand* Next time tell me when you leave.
Y: Y-you mean you're not mad at me??
Sess: *brings his face closer to hers* Why would I be angry with my beautiful human?
Y: *HE IS SCARING ME! Why is he acting this way?!*
Sess: I've missed you...
Y: *WHAT THE HECK?!!!!*
Sess: But you still have to deal with your punishment..
Y: *uh oh this can't be good..**looks nervous*
S: *smirks**twists Yuri around and puts her hands behind her back*
Y: W-what are you doing?
S: Giving you your punishment. *Puts bracelet on her left wrist*
Y: What the hell is that?!!
S: A new accessory... *releases her* Lets test it shall we...
Y: *What the heck is he talking about?*
Sess: *he stands up and walks a few feet away*
Y: *is dragged along with him* Ahh! What is this thing?!!! What is this for?!!
Sess: It is for me to keep track of you....You will never leave my side.
(literally)
Y: B-but this isn't fair!!!
Sess: you leave me without telling me for a month and say this isn't fair? I could have done a lot more to you...This is not as bad as it could be.
Y: I'd rather die!
Sess: I can tell you're lying...We are leaving now.
Y: But I don't want to leave
Sess: You are under my full control now so you have to leave whether you like it or not. *starts to walk away*
Y: *gets pulled along by the bracelet*
(They walk in silence till they reach Rin,Jaken,and Ah-un)
(It is night fall and Rin and Jaken are asleep)
J: *snoring*
Yuri: *gasp* What is that???
Sess: This *point to his two-headed dragon* Is Ah-un..he will be traveling with us...if the need of flying ever arises ah-un will be here.
Y: It won't hurt me will it?
S: No...
Y: *approches the dragon slowly*
Ah-un: *snorts*
Y: *Stays still*
Sess: *foolish girl**slides his hand over hers and pets Ah-un*
(Both bracelets connect once touching)
Y: What's happening with the cuffs?
Sess: It is a side effect...Everytime they touch they connect.
Y: How do you seperate them?
Sess: *smirks inwardly but keeps a straight face* One of us must display an act of affection towards the other for them to seperate.
Y: *yell/whispering* ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!!!!!
Sess: yes..
Y: YOU!! You planned this didn't you?!!! There is no way I'm doing anything like that! EVER!
Sess: You'd rather be stuck like this forever?
Y: No! I'd rather go home!
Sess: *Sorry to disappoint you but you won't be going back anytime soon**kisses her cheek*
(Cuffs seperate)
Y: *That's all it takes?**blush*
Sess:.......
Y: How do I get the whole bracelet off?
Sess: *she will never be able to take it off*
You have to kiss me..*sits down and leans back on a tree**gets lost deep in thought*
Y: *touches her cheek**I have to kiss him? But I have a boyfriend now...* Mi'lord?
Sess: What?
Y: How far away can I be from you?
Sess: It depends on how far I want you to go..
Y: *is once again pulled forward**trys to hold back*
(She falls forward next to Sesshomaru)
Y: *This wasn't what I was expecting when I came back...**falls asleep*
Sess: *watching her the whole time**falls into a dreamless sleep*
Y: *I hate irony, he's the dog and I get the collar*
Okay Today I hae a math test. (oh joy) I'll give you a story later cuz mom is mad i'm still awake at 2AM. And she already thinks I'm sick. BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE MY FAV PART OF THE STORY!! *squeals* I can't wait! I'll type it on my laptop!!!!!!
Inu: Why is it your favorite?
Because it involves blood, death ,rebirth ,incarnations and bloody descriptions!! It took me long enough to get to the violent part of the story! YAY!!
Inu cast: *steps away*
Inu: Who dies?
Oh you'll see! ^^
Questions:
1) What kind of weather do you like?
2) Who do you think is going to die?
3) Weirdest dream you've ever had?
4) If you don't have random questions on your site have you ever thought of putting some up?
I had a weird dream yesterday. My gramps drove me down to the beach while it was raining and nighttime in a black convertible(SP?) and lifted me up five feet up to some fench to see the ocean and then he lost balance and dropped me then I fell to the gound and it didn't hurt I was fine.
Inu: IT WAS A DUMB DREAM!!!
Then this randome family came and started having a wet sand fight with me. We were all wearing black raincoats. Then I found some metal object under the sand I was picking up. Things that are found in a kitchen. Then I was somewhere with Britney Spears and some other girl dancing to Kidz bop music. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I FALL ASLEEP TO A T.V. On to the quotes.
Inu: Insanity..
I said ON TO THE QUOTES! Not on to the grumpy Inuyasha show.
Quote:
What is reality?
I am a plaster doll; I pose
with eyes that cut open without landfall or nightfall
upon some shellacked and grinning person,
eyes that open, blue, steel, and close.
Am I approximately an I. Magnin transplant?
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine
GTG FAST Mom is angry now! I'll try and get a pic
Mom in BG: "ASHLEY GO TO BED!!!"
*sneeze* Um....I
MIBG: "NOW!!"
One more minute.
Pic:
WHY DOES MY COMP DECIDE TO BE EVIL AND SLOW TODAY?!!! My ipod shuffle is acting up too. Mom is mad I won't use the nano.
MIBG: "I'm going to unplug the internet.."
AHHHH G2G Bye!!
A.J.