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Thursday, September 30, 2004


   Jokes
Ok, theres a big group of dumb blondes in a big stadium. There is one man, in the center. He says "we are here today to prove that blondes aren't dumb!" So he calls a girl from the stands and he has a question and answer sheet. Then he asks whats 2+2? she says umm, 8. Then he says i'm sorry thats wrong. Then the people from the croud stand up and say gine her another chance! So he says I will give her another chance. So he asks again whats 2+2? she says umm, 6. And he says no that wrong. And the people from the croud yell give her another another chance! And he says I will give her one more chance, whats 2+2? and she says umm, 4! And every person in the croud yell GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!

A blonde and a red head fall from a building. Which one hits first? ...
The red head cuz the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

There are 2 men in a 2 story bar. The first one says to the other if you jump off the second story of this bar the breeze is strong enough to pick you back up. And the second guy says really? And the first guy says yeah I will sow you. So he jumps off the second story then slowly comes back up to the ledge. Then the second guy trys and he jumps and goes all the way down and hits bottem breaking both of his legs. Then the bar tender comes up to the first guy and says SuperMan you make a mean drunk.

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