Saturday, March 3, 2007

And this is when I learn, GUYS ARE A-HOLES!!!
(((Warning.... Bad language!!! :D))

Jay: your slept with him?
Shelby: No.....
Jay: well by what your saying it sounds like you are.
Shelby: im not, i dont do that.
Jay: well you always talk about tony, johs, dustin, john, andy... how do i know your not sleeping around? all the guys your with all the time!
Shelby: I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH ANY OF THEM!! Jeese, just shut thehell up about it, okaty?
Jay: no, cuz i know your sleeping with them all.
Shelby: No. I am not. you can ask any of them, they'll tell you im not.
Jay: I dont need to cuz i know.
Shelby: hey shit brick, you say im sleepin around one more time, i will find your mothers room, gouge her eyes out with a red hot fire poker, write my first name in her right socket, and my last in her right socket, then put the fire poker through her throat! say im sleep around one more time
Jay: oh please you dont have the balls to do that. but course touve had enough balls in you to make up for that.....
Shelby: Seriosuly. Say it one more time, and i'll get Zack to freaking hurt you.
Jay: and how do i know your not sleeping with im to!? he told me of all the shit you guys did.
Shelby: Stop, seriously. im not sleeping with anyome, im a virgin.
Shelby: *anyone
Jay: whaterver.
Shelby: so are you gonna shut up now?
Jay: yea why not.
Shelby: Tahnks.
Jay: still.... i know you slept with all them.
Shelby: You just dont stop do you?
Shelby: wheres you proof that i slept with them, huh?
Jay: lets see...... megan is mad at you for sleeping with tony, your always talking about the things you do and places you go with josh and dustin, adn you told about the time you cybered with john and do things like that with him, and all them sectionalls with andy... yeah thats pretty solid proof.
Shelby: Thats not proof at all. okay, one - Magans mad at me because of things i told andy about her, not because of sleeping with Tiony. second, josh is my ex and all we did was kiss. third dustin is my best friend, id never think of doing more than hugging him. fourth Andy has a girlfriend.
Jay: so you dont deny sleeping with tony?
Shelby: what?
Jay: you never said anything about not sleeping with tony.
Shelby: I didnt sleep with Tony.
Jay: you forgot to mention that in your explanation.
Shelby: So?
Jay: Magans mad at me because of things i told andy about her, not because of sleeping with Tiony.
Shelby: what are you playing at?
Jay: read it... "not bcuz of sleeping with tony." SO YOU DID!!
Shelby: No. I didnt.
Jay: You just said it.
Shelby: So!? I still didn't do it.
Jay: whatever. i gots the proof now on my computer. youre screwed, im telling zack and hes got the biggest mouth in school.
Shelby: Yeah, you do that.
Jay: watch me.
Shelby: Jeese you sound likes a middle schooler.
Jay: least im not sleeping with a senior...
Shelby: im not sleeping with him!!! For fucks sake, hes just a freind!!
Jay: with benefits.
Shelby: Hes gotta girlfriend, im not gonna go sleep with him if hews got a girlfriend.
Jay: so you sleept with him when he was single?
Shelby: NO!!!
Jay: juices say otherwise.
Shelby: guys can cum from other ways, not just sex smart one.
Jay: oh ok. so you did sexual thinks wiyh him????
Shelby: Duh.
Jay: haha what a hore!
Shelby: its *whore* not hore. if youre going to call me that, atleast spell it right...
Jay: fine, whore.
Shelby: Will you just shut up!?
Jay: no.
Shelby: why?
Jay: cuz you ike talking to me/
Shelby: Please. you call me a whore and demoralize my name, why the hell would i like talking to you?
Jay: you love me!!! thats why, you said to too!!
Shelby: I said that like ten months ago!!
Jay: still said it
Shelby: and i said it to Zack and Josh too. why would you be anydifferent from them?
Jay: cuz i wont hurt you like thay did.
Shelby: im not going to date you. im not going to ever cheat on anyone again.
Jay: you gotta boyfriend now?
Shelby: Yeahs.
Jay: who?
Shelby: does it matter?
Jay: yeah
Shelby: His names David.
Jay: okay. you know his schedule?
Shelby: If I did I wouldnt tell you.
Jay: you tell me everything else about your life.
Shelby: only cuz youre always online.
Jay: so....... i know more about you than i think dustin knows.
Jay: and he knows your anatomy.
Shelby: No, Dustin knows everything about me.
Jay: n you know all baout his anatomy to dont you?
Shelby: no i dont.
Jay: how many times has eh been to your house?
Shelby: About four times.
Jay: it only takes 5 seconds......
Shelby: 5 seconds for what?
Jay: get an erection dip shit. id figure youd know that.
Shelby: You just don't stop do you?
Jay: i speak the truth.
Shelby: You know what? Im sick of your shit. Serously. where do you get off saying things about me? for reals, you dont even know me, my freidns, or what i do with them. and if i was sleeping aroung, it wouldnt be any of your business, oaky? so just shut it, you haver one more chance to stop saying shit.... if you dont stop im gonna freaking block you.
Jay: fine. ill talk to you tomorrow than. goodnigt.
Shelby: Bye...
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