Friday, January 5, 2007

Today's my birthday!!
Well technically it was yesterday since I posted it on the 5th but you know. Brooke told Duran Alexander (Shaun Alexander's lil bro, and the pep band coordinator) That is was my birthday.. And yeah haha. I PLAYED TUBA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!!!! >.> Hehe. It sounded horrible.. I was playing clarinet first quarter, then ctmbals for half the 1st quarter too.. So I had a clarinet embechure(i cant spell!) and then I went to tuba and I'm like... <.< .... >.>.... >.< AH! Yeah. Haha.

Okay, here's an interesting conversation about pirhannas between me and persnon "A" (from the last post) haha. Here goes... {[BY THE WAY, THERE'S SEXUAL REFERENSES IN THIS!!!]}

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:32:34 PM): so are you bored? im bored. you should be like bored with me, then we can take nice hott long showers together with man-eating pirhannas swimming about in the water at the bottom of the tub

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:33:14 PM): haha i dont know if thats like hot or painful!

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:33:51 PM): haha but they are sexy man-eating pirhannas who know how you do a ballet

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:34:28 PM): but they eat people... wed have no toes

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:35:04 PM): but their nice, sexy, man-eating pirhannas who know how to do a ballet

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:35:26 PM): but what if one bit your pecker?!

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:35:31 PM): that'd like hurt

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:35:47 PM): the water in the tub doesnt go that high up silly

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:35:55 PM): they can jump

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:36:07 PM): like go "floosh!" and come out of the water

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:36:47 PM): alrighty. lets see...their nice, sexy man-eating pirhannas who know how to do a ballet, but hate the taste of peckers

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:37:09 PM): but how can something hate the taste ofer peckers?? like seriously...

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:37:33 PM): the cum gets caught in their teeth. they dont like that feewing.

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:37:49 PM): but thats a fun feeling

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:37:52 PM): they suck.

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:38:21 PM): they're sucky, nice, sexy man-eating pirhannas who know how to do a ballet, but hate the taste of peckers.

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:39:12 PM): hehe alrighty, no sucky, nice, sexy, man-eating pirhannas who know how to do a ballet, but hate the taste of peckers. just me you, hot water, steam, slippery bodies to rub against.

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:39:48 PM): haha really now?

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:40:13 PM): only if you'd like

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:40:21 PM): i can't do that now

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:40:36 PM): but you can imagine. its like window shoppin

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:40:44 PM): (check out the display name) [{On Myspace, it says "Shun the nice, sexy, maneating parhannas!"

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:41:38 PM): Haha! That's amazing!!

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:41:50 PM): hehe i hope ya know what "shun" means

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:42:01 PM): its like... "gr on them"

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:42:06 PM): if that makes any sense...

PERSON A (1/4/2007 11:42:28 PM): its more like "grr on them and never speak to them ever and ever again!" shun lol

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:42:37 PM): lol

Shelby (1/4/2007 11:42:51 PM): effing pirhannas


Yeah.... This confirms my friends are in-effing-sane!! Haha. Yeah...

Have a good day.

And remember, pirhannas are sexy and do ballet!!

!Shooby!
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