Friday, September 15, 2006

30 ways to annoy Itachi-san
1: Ask him "Why is your hair so long?" if he tries to walk away grab his hair, pull him back, and say "If you tell me I'll let go." and never let go.
2: Constantly accuse him of stealing your nailpolish (even if you don't have any)
3: Tell him you know the REAL reason he didn't kill Sasuke and if he says Oh, really? or something along those lines say "Yeah YOU LOVE HIM you big softy ^.^" and give him a hug.
4: When you see him in his Akatsuki cloak say "OMG HE'S GETTIN READY TO STREAK!" and run around screaming that til he attacks you.
5: Tell him to kill your family and say "This time kill the brother, I'm not payin you to miss one in fact I'm not payin you at all."
6: When he's eatin soup say "Oh yeah I forgot Sasuke was here earlier and he peed in that."
7: Call him Itachoo like you just sneezed.
8: Follow him around pretending to have a conversation and when he says anything say "HEY I wasn't talking to you I was talking to Sasuke over there." and point to a tree.
9: Stick a note on his back that says "Why yes I do feel pretty."
10: or a note that says "Kick me." it's a classic.
11: Tell him you want to meet his family and if he says he killed them say "Well thats just the biggest piece of bull I happen to know you didn't kill your brother."
12: If he says they're dead say "OMG how?!?" and if he tells you repeat ..11.
13: When he uses his Sharingan (not sure whether or not he activates it or if he just uses it all the time) say "Hey did you know Sasuke and Kakashi have the same contacts.
14: Kick him in the nuts and when he goes down say "Well that was easy, SASUKE ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS KICK HIM IN THE NUTS IT'S NOT THAT HARD!"
15: When he's asleep switch his headband with the sound village one.
16: When he wakes up say "Hey when did you join Orochimaru, I guess he really is better than you."
17: As with everyone else shaving his head is also good.
18: Stick a note on him that says "Hello my name is Sasuke Uchiha what's yours?"
19: Say "Shut up!" even when he isn't talking then say "Why so quiet?" and repeat until he attacks you.
20: Dye his cloak pink.
21: Show him a picture of Naruto and Sasuke kissing then say "Awwwwww look your brothers first kiss."
22: Ask him if he's jealous that Neji gets mistaken for a girl more often than he does.
23: Show him a nude pic of himself and say "I got this from Kisume and when he takes it say "No problem he gave me tons more." and start posting them EVERYWHERE!
24: Ask him if he loves Sasuke and if he says no say "Are you SURE?" and if he says yes repeat until he says no and say "Then give me a hug!" and transform into Sasuke.
25: Fart and say "It was you" >.>
26: Put his hand in water while he's asleep and write "I still wet the bed" in permanant marker on his head.
27: Punch him for no reason then say "Just checkin your reflexes."
28: Make him slow dance with you.
29: When he least expects it get behind him and do the same thing Kakashi did to Naruto in episode 4.
30: call him MR. BAGGY and then repeat it over and over and over again UNTIL HE yells and Kisses you to make you shut up and when he does that grab his BUTT then "you know" with him and after say that was great SASUKE and kiss him again before he says anything!


P.S: I have done SOME of these *Things* also...who helped me was my Good Friend Sono Sai...
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