Hey!! i'm sorry i havent visited n e one in forever but now that i have time its not working -_- dont be mad at me!! ive been trying its just not working with me... ::sigh:: the funniest thing happened!!!!
we went to ummm... texas road house!! its a resturaunt that serves steak and stuff and my daddy ordered a t-bone at the waiter, briant, who was realllllllyyy hott!! got my daddy a hamburger.... and my daddy and his big old self was like "i ordered a t-bone!! u got me a hamburger! i want me t-bone!" and braint kept saying im sry! im sry! i felt so bad.... than later on the manager came and asked how we were and im sry blah blah blah...
what made this REALLY funny was later on i asked for some ice cream and he said ok and as he was in mid walk away i heard him say ill get you an ice tea... and in my head i was like NoOoOoOoo!! and my mom was laughin and i was like no! no! i ordered ice tea!! i didnt want him to get in trouble again so when he brought it i was like drinking that thing down... and my mom was about to bust out laughing and than he asked "would you like any desert?" i was like EH??!! and my mom busted out laughing.... and i was just like
-_- i just want some ice cream... and than later on my mom dropped her spoon for her ice cream and shes said darn! i dropped my spoon! and i was like noo.. you dropped your fork... and she said no! its a straw for my ice tea!! Comments (1) |
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
helloo!!!!
well only 2 ppl commented on my last post and only 1 gave me an answer to my question (by the way thank you!) so i shall now post the first chapter to my story!!!
::DRUMROLL::
CHAPTER 1 The Meeting:
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In 2006 in a small town in Louisiana begins the story of the legend of all legends: The guardian of the dimensions: The Strongest Of The Elements: Linda.
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"Linda wake up! It's time for school"
"Ugh coming...." Linda fell back asleep.
"LINDA!!" Her Mom yelled
"Ok!"
Linda slowly got up and got dressed in her uniform. Her uniform consisted of a maroon shirt with a small yellow gator on the right corner. Her skirt was a plaid green and red. She never liked the colors though. She walked over to her radio and turned it on to her favorite station. Which happened to have her favorite song playing.
“Daddy gave me a name. My daddy gave me a name and he walked away!” She sang and did a little dance to while straightening her hair.
When she was done she got her purse and her book sack and walked to the end of her driveway by herself. Which was weird because usually her mom and her little brother came with her. She began to feel nervous and started to look around.
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They both watched her carefully from the bushes.
“Linda? Why would he be after her? She’s nothing special,” said one.
“Neither are you and he hates your guts” said the other.
“But I can kick his butt! She doesn’t even know we or him exists!” the first one yelled.
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Linda turned around and stared at the bushes.
“Who are you?” she asked shakily.
“Good job Bobby!! Ummm...Sorry... We don’t mean to scare you… I am Spader and this is Bobby. To make a long story short some one is coming to kill you and we need to get you out of here.” Said Spader bluntly.
“What are you talking about?” Linda said cocking her head slightly.
She took a second to examine the two guys. Bobby had brown hair and looked about 14. He had brown eyes and he was muscular but not too much and was nicely tanned. Spader was a little bit taller with slanted brown eyes and was darker than Bobby. He also looked 14 and was ripped too! Linda let out a small girlish giggle. A little bit to girlish and it surprised her enough to cover her mouth and blush.
“She won’t last a day. No way.” thought Bobby.
“Ummm... I don't think I can go... Do I have to?" she asked.
"If you want to live.” said Spader.
"Than I think we should leave her.” said Bobby nastily.
He glared at Linda. Linda was 14. She had brown hair and it was about medium length. She was medium height and had brown eyes. She had a tan too. Her accent was mixed with some Louisiana and something else he couldn’t tell. She was a big boned girl too.
Linda realized he was glaring at her. She looked at her feet as she felt him sizing her up and it made her feel nervous.
"So are you coming or not?” Said Spader breaking the tension.
“First of all why would anyone come after me?” Linda asked.
“Who knows why ANYONE would come after YOU!” said Bobby glaring at her.
His words stung her and she looked down and her face turned red. He looked at her face and saw that his words hurt her feelings. He kind of enjoyed it.
"What do you want me to do?" she asked.
“Run.” said Bobby sarcastically.
“We don’t know his name but he’s dangerous. You have to come with us and we’ll take
You somewhere safe,” said Spader as he gave Bobby a look.
Linda looked back at her house. Than at them.
"I've always wanted to do something exciting like this... Than why am I hesitating? Go Linda go! I think I should! Yes, I should! Yup! Yup!" Linda thought.
“Ok when do we leave?” she asked.
“Tonight. We’ll meet at the barn behind your house.” said Spader.
The two strange boys ran behind the bushes right as Linda's mom and brother came out to meet the bus. The rest of the day was just like all other days. Ms. Tina the bus driver was yelling at everyone to shut-up. Which didn't have anything to do with Linda because she was listening to her iPod the whole way to school, like always.
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Ms. Sally, the English/Homeroom teacher, was happy as always. Coach Shelton, the Science teacher, made bad jokes as always. Coach Shamsie, the P.E. teacher, was mean as always. Ms. Dampier, the Algebra teacher, was as weird and drunk as always. Coach Howle, the Civics teacher, was as funny as always. And of course Ms. Candice, the French teacher, was cool as always.
Everything was just like it was supposed to be. Except Linda, she wasn’t hyper as always. She wasn’t as weird as always. She wasn’t as crazy as always. This worried everyone around her. They didn’t understand why she was so unlike herself. When the dismissal bell finally rang she gave long tight hugs to all her friends and told them she would miss them. She told them she would never be able to explain what was wrong. What was right?
Linda was too tired from worrying all day so she decided to take a little nap.
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A big silhouette came to the side of Linda ‘s bed.
“You’ll be a perfect bride but there is one thing left to do,” said the shadow.
He put his hand over her and Linda started glowing. After a few minutes he moved his hand to her room. Everything started to glow. When he was done he slowly reached over her and kissed her softly.
He smiled evilly and disappeared.
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Linda woke up. She felt strangely awake and rested. She went and packed up her stuff. She felt lighter and her clothes seemed to fit her better. She decided she was going to straighten her hair real quick before she left. She went to her mirror and screamed.
“I did NOT look like that when I fell asleep!” she said.
Only one thing came to her mind: Victoria secret model.
“OH MY GOD! I look like Beyonce except for the butt” Linda said while turning to see. Wide-eyed, she quickly jerked her head back and said, “Never mind!”
pain!!
i just saw the last episode of fruit basket on youtube and im sad now!! that was so sad even if it did have a happy ending! waaa!! i feel emo and satisfied but my friends going to be mad! i was supposedly going to watch the whole thing with her but hehe... ^_^ i couldnt wait!
i think i might start posting my story on myotaku.... but im not sure.... what do yall think? well until tomorrow!!!
im cold but im still here!
-_- i tripped over about 7 booksacks today... heheh yeah im not very balanced this week! my brothers leaving!! YAY!! WOOT WOOT!!!!! PARTAY! WOOHOO!8) YUP! FOR:
ONE
WHOLE
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AH! bliss! hehe! i hate him! and ppl are like oh no! how? hes so adorable!
hes satanic! i swear when he was 3! ONLY 3! he threw a knife at me and almost cut off my ear! he threatened my mom with a butcher knife he tried to kill himself he tried to drown me.... 1.2.3.4.5....7 times maybe? he kicks me and beats me and im not allowed to hit him back b/c i get in trouble! so i dont and he gets whipped by my momma fer hurtin me! bwahahaha!! my evil plan! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! hes eviler though.... a couple of days ago he hit me with his yoyo and he punched me and kicked me! and u knoe why? i was on the computer!!! and i told him i would be out in a couple of minutes just wait! but nooooo!!!!! hes evil!!
isnt orlando cute?!! i think he is!! hehe!!! oh my jesus!! i forgot to tell yall about Devin!!! we were "talking" for about a week and than he got "punished" but it seems he just stopped talking to me cuz he got a girl friend without telling me! which i find cold... o well!!
geuss what!!!! i have a quotey! its from The Fifth Element!!! ::drummy roll::
[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
Priest Vito Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...
DJ Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
geuss hus back?! back again! I am back! back again!
sry i havent posted in foreverz!! my moms computa is bieng retarded and going backwards... literally!! ahh!!! love yallz!! i like the letter z! hahahazzz! zzzzzzzzizzzzzzazzzzzzuuuzzzozzzzz z! hahaha! hehe! im easily ammused!! oml! i did sumtin stupid today!! this dude threw an empty water bottle at my friend so i picked it up and threw it at him but instead it hit this board thing that was above me and bounced back and hit me in the head!!! -_-! i felt really retarded! o well!! how are yall today!? Comments (2) |
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
I FINALLY FOUND IT!! BWAHAHAHA!! TICKETS TO THE LOST PROPHETS CONCERT IN BATON ROUGE!! YAY!!!! BE PROUD OF ME!! cuz i am! bwahaha! nooooo! its on monday!!!!!!!!!!!!! waaa!! God hates me!!!!
-_-!! waaa! Comments (0) |
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
sewn!
yall!!! my man hasnt called me in a whooooolllee bunch of days cuz he got punished b/c he went top a party and the cops busted in and all..... heheh...
welll!! anywhooooooo!!! whats up!!?? yall i havent done anythin wit my stories!!! which yall probablly have no idea about but if u want to read em go to
www.fictionpress.com/~lipstickflamingosrockroll
wa!!
yall dont comment me no more... have i really gotten that boring? wow thats not good.... my dad finally finsihed breaking down all the walls... dont worry! he put prettier ones back up! yup..... my brother won a monkey at the fair!! ITS SOOO CUTE!!! its not a real monkey though.... that sucks... and purple silly string!!!! yay!!! im so sad! i cant believe i missed bleach and half of trinity blood!!! waaa!!! ima look for them on da internet!! bwahahahaha!! hehe! i was supposed to meet devin at the fair but he got in toruble and couldnt go!! wa! sadness... I GOT COTTON CANDY!!! yay!! i LOVE cotton candy! yup! yall i want to start to role play but i dont know any good sites and im not sure exactly how to start conversation wise..... need advice!! so how yall been? how are the muffins? did you get rid of the evil purple monkeys?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
IM MEETING #1 TODAY!!!! AHHHH!!!! SO HYPER MUST LOOK GOOD YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! hehehe!!! ^_^!
so how yall been?! today we got a fair goin on down south!!! im sry if my pics are goin to end up too lovey dovey im very happy!!!! eek!!! ahhhh!!! im goin wit my 2 friends liv and pea brain! not their real names! liv is goin to "fight" with this girl hu took her bf from her i have to go to save her butt! and so will candy and pea brain me ex is goin to just in case liv needs help too. ahhh!!! hyperness!!! i had 6 pixie sticks yesterday!!! i LOVE pixie sticks!!
PIXIE STICKS!!! for kids who cant afford crack!!!! lol!!!! WEEKEND!!! YAY!! happy days ahead!!! woot!! ha! im happy happy! i got qoutes!!! yup yup!!
its from The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy:
Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...
woot woot!
DA FAIRZ DIS WEEK END!!! YAY!!!!!! YA IM TALKIN ALL WIERD.... hehe! soooo hyper!! i got a green lollipop!!! and a pink one! but the green is betta! lolly lolly lolly get yo adverbs here!!! i hate adverbs! grrrr! ::bites adverb::!! ^_^!
Hey!! i'm sorry i havent visited n e one in forever but now that i have time its not working -_- dont be mad at me!! ive been trying its just not working with me... ::sigh:: the funniest thing happened!!!!
helloo!!!! 
pain!! 
wa!! 
woot woot! 
