Now, I Shelby, must go forth into the darkness for the sake of discovery and uncover the secrets behind Kingdom Hearts and the mysterious Organization XIII... If I don't come back within a week... look for my nobody, Xylbehs... or Vexen... I'll probably be down in the basement with him... or maybe with Marluxia... who knows... just send cookies... chocolate chip... the Organization loves cookies...
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This is Shelby reporting from the basement of Castle Oblivion... It is VERY dark down here... I was standing by Vexen... then I turned around and he was gone... Marluxia won't give us any more electricity down here... the tight wad... "Vexen!!!!" Oh... there he is... strangling Marluxia because he's forced to live 12 stories below ground with dim artificial lights... Poor Marluxia... I'll have to go visit him in the hospital...
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Well... it looks like Vexen has sucessfully knocked Marluxia out and he's lying motionless on the lab floor... *sigh* I supose it will be up to me to carry Marluxia's heavy butt up 24 flights of stairs to his bedroom... *sigh* I don't think Vexen's gonna be much help... ok... heave-ho here I go... *many hours later* *pant* Marluxia's room is very floral... seriously... this guy needs to get over himself...
Marluxia: "Wha? Where am I? Geez. My head feels like I just got whapped with a giant test tube."
Me: "You did..."
Marluxia: "Did you bring me ALL the way back up to my room?"
Me: *pant* "Yea..."
Marluxia: "Awww... You're so sweet~ *hugs* But you know we have an elevator? Vexen built it in the lab! *more hugs*
Me: "I really wish you'd been awake earlier to tell me that... you know... you get REALLY heavy after about 5 flights of stairs..."
*dies*
Marluxia: "Vexen, I think you need to come up here and get your assisstant... I think I killed her... 0_o
~iwantmyanime~
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