Well, it seems that some of you liked the jokes I posted yesterday! How about a few more? But before that, I want to give credit to Kazehara4. She answered DDR music to my music question, so she was close! (pm me and you'll get a constellation prize KH4!) ^^
Shesshomaru doesn't use pick up lines. He simply says "Now."
Axel was originally offered the part of Frodo in the Lord of the Rings, but he declined because only a pussy would take three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.
It is considered a great honor ro go down Niagra Falls in a wooden barrell. Shesshomaru can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.
Shesshomaru was aired as a contestant on Anime Wheel of Fortune and spun the wheel first. The remaining 29 minuted of the show were spent in awkward silence, as the other three contestants waited for the wheel to stop.
Bullets dodge Sephiroth.
Shesshomaru can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Shesshomaru was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
ADD is not a disease. It's just impossible to focus when you know that Sephiroth could strike at any moment.
Sephiroth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Axel tried to count to ten, got to four, skipped to seven, and got confused.
Sephiroth did that to Micheal Jackson's face.
Shesshomaru doesn't go hunting because the word "hunting" suggests that there may be failure. Shesshomaru goes killing.
~iwantmyanime~
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