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Friday, August 5, 2005

Quotes...this is more of somethin else
My cus got this off the internet.
Blondestar:
Narrator:The following conversation is real it took place on Tuesday June 8, 2004 between a blondestar advisor and a
subscriber.
Advisor:Blondestar emergency this Steve.Is there an emergency in your vehicle?
Blonde:Oh my god, oh my god. I've locked myself in my car and the keys r on the outside.
Advisor:Ma'am
Blonde:Oh my god
Advisor:Ma'am i need you to calm down.
Blonde:It's just that the windows r down and i am starting to sweat. My keys are on the outiside
Advisor:Ma'am your keys r on the outside of the vehicle?
Blonde:Yes, oh my god
Advisor:now does your car have automatic or...
Blonde:Yes, yes
Advisor:Ok heres what i need you to do, take hold of the door handle there r you doing this?
Blonde:Um
Advisor:The shiny thing grab the shiny thing.
Blonde:Ok i've got it
Advisor: Ok now give that a tug.
Blonde: ok *beep,beep,beep*
Advisor:did itopen?
Blonde:Yes, oh my god thank you *beep,beep*
Advisor:K what is that noise?
Blonde:oh thats my door alarm
Advisor:yea but that only happens when the keys r in the ignition hon.
Blonde:oh my god, you know what?
Advisor:the keys r in the ignition? Blonde:yes advisor:okay
Blonde:oh my god thank you so much
blondestar
Advisor:That's why were here.....
Narrator:Blondestar always on cause youre always blonde.
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