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Tuesday, November 1, 2005


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What would you rate this qoute? It is a little funnier.
Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome.
[Takes Kagome and holds her]
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
Kagome: [confused] I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inuyasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inuyasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.

And another:
Kaede: Inuyasha, stupid is as stupid does. Ye need to learn to be more careful with your speech.
Inuyasha: Are you calling me stupid, you old hag? What do you know about it? You weren't even there.
Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the Sacred Jewel shards, Kagome's spiritual power is essential, yet ye made her upset with your words and sent her running home
Inuyasha: That was her idea. She chose to go home. I never forced her. She said
[imitating Kagome]
Inuyasha: "I'm going home, stupid."
Kaede: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh, what?
Kaede: That imitation was pathetic.
Inuyasha: [falls over] I'm a demon, not a comedian!

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