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Wednesday, May 25, 2005
here are some jokes
As long as there are tests,there will be prayer in school.*Copy and paste this on your site if you support prayer in school.
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GOLDFISH FUNERAL
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he
politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking
up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your %$#&ing cat."
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THE DIFFERENCE
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has
a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the deputies expense...........
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP
OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
END TRANSMISSION
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 FOR SOME, GUNDAMS ARE USED TO MAKE PEACE, BUT FOR OTHERS ITS A WAY TO GAIN POWER. WHICH ONE DO YOU STAND FOR?
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