Sunday, October 31, 2004

   Happy Halloween
Let's see right now it's like noon and I'm still smiling because I got to spend the night with two awesome girls! No not like that ya'll hentai space monkeys. I ended up staying with Ookumae and Pink Addict last night...and now, and we all wrote a story on Pink Addict's site if you wanna read it Click Here yea that was fun....Happy Halloween everyone

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*Pink Addict* :runs towards JH and envelopes him in a blaket. " morning JH...Happy halloween and i ate ...all your....COOKIES...hehehe

*JH* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE COOKIES!

*Ookumae* Hey guys I'm back ::sweatdrop:: Pink what are you doing to JH?

*Pink Addict* :: gives big toothy grin :: Nothing...two x two equals Halloween...

*JH* Oro?

*Ookumae* Hey! I wanna cookie!

*JH then jumps up from under Pink and runs off with the new batch of chocolate chip cookie coma deluxes*


*pink addict* :: dancing to 50 cents in the club while JH and Ookumae look at her as if she's lost her mind.::

*Ookumae* Darn it 'what's with all this kiddie dub?!?' who the HFIL brought that sorry record in here

*Ookumae then runs to the record player and destroys the darn thing to pieces.*

*Pink Addict* "hey thats wasn't mine to begin with:: glances and glares at JH for having such a vile thing ...::

*JH* ::sweatdrop:: Well....it WASN'T mine!

*Just then Jacob steps througth the broken window*

*Jacob* ::Song Break::"Everybody in the place where we go to get intoxicated"

*Ookumae grins real big making sure Jacob sees the hammer she still has in her hand*

*Jacob* Is that supposed to scare me?

*Ookumae then transforms the regular hammer into a sledge hammer*

*Jacob runs into the wall in terror*

*Pink Addict* one ...two she's coming for you...three...four better lock your door...five ...six get a cruifix...seven eight stay behind the gate...nine... ten it begins again...::then lets out a low scream.... and run towards JH with a bag of chocolate chip cookie coma deluxes::

*As Pink screams Wyatt starts banging on the door frame like the police with his huge cop frame shades and walks in to find Pink being crushed by JH for stealing the oh so gooey chocolate chewy coma goodness cookies*

*Wyatt* Hey a munchkin!

*Wyatt pulls Pink out from under JH and makes JH drop all the cookies*

*JH* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Pink Addict*::yells:: Wyatt!!!!":: hits him in the shins ::" why didn't you keep in touch...

*Just then a familiar hand finds itself caressing Pink's butt*

*Ookumae* MIROKU!!!!!!

*Wyatt* Hey....that's what I'm supposed to be doing!

*Pink then gets double groped*

*Wyatt and Miroku* MMmmmm

*Pink Addict* :: yells at them::
"My butt belongs to one guy only and :: knees Miroku in the groin and backhands Wyatt:: " and his name is Danny you pervs!!!

*JH holding his manhood again* Why do you keep doing that!!!!

*Ookumae* Really you could just run them into the wall...or ask me for my sledge hammer I had plans for these two later....

*Before she can finish her sentence Hiei appears*

*Hiei* Plans, eh? If you continue with that sentence I'm going to fulfill millions of otaku's yaoi fantasies

*Ookumae throws the sledge hammer in JH's direction then glomps Hiei*

*Ookumae* You know what I meant...humans greatest vice

*Hiei trembles for a moment at the thought of torture then both of them fall to the floor laughing in evil delight*

*Pink Addict* ::runs towards Ookumae and hits her with her pink and fluffly pillow :: " Wyatt is my dollar dancer..."

*Ookumae* Yours that giggalo he started doing that for me long before you came around....

*Hiei raises his eyebrow and Ookumae bites her lip*

*JH* Owwwww...you didn't have to throw it like that I was just right next to you! Oooooo....weapons....here Pinky, pinky, pinky!

*Pink Addict* ::jumps behind Wyatt as a flash of white and green light fills the room...::

*Ookumae* AHHHH!!! I'm blind! Darn you, you friggin die hard battery f***ing 'wow censored, what happend to the kiddie dub?'

*JH* Thank you Coke-a-cola ::does the I believe in a thing called love thumbs up::

*Ookumae* What was I saying? Did I tell you I hit my head?

*The light then gets brighter and focuses on Ookumae*

*Ookumae* Oh yea...die hard battery f***ing super saying powered flashlight toting freak what the HFIL 'what we're back to kiddie dub'

*JH* Sadly you know who pulled out their funding ::Sticks out tounge and pulls down eyelid in the not so universal way of saying FU::

*Ookumae* What is with you people!

*The light then dims to show that Tommy was just showing off his new die hard battery super sayian powered flood light*

*Tommy* You...in the flasher coat step away from the munchkin and put down the morpher

*Ookumae* MORPHER!!! ::runs and examines it, then yanks it out of Wyatt's hand::

*Wyatt* Hey, give that back I just stole that from Jacob this morning

*Ookumae* Well it's mine again!

*Pink Addict* "for the last time get your hands off my butt...thats it i want a sledge hammer or a body gaurd either way someone's gonna die a slow and painfull death...

*JH starts to runs to Pink with the sledge hammer, trips over Jacob and knocks himself out, Ookumae steals the sledge hammer from JH*

*Ookumae* ::licking her lips:: May I have the pleasure?

*Pink Addict* doesn't matter as long as his hands never end up on my butt again and that goes for you too Wyatt

*Ookumae walks over to Wyatt and Miroku with a huge evil grin on her face, just as she is about to reach them Miroku set off a smoke bomb type thing and steals the sledge hammer from Ookumae and turns it into a spatcula*

*Ookumae* I can still spank you butt with this

*Wyatt then yanks the spatcula out of Ookumae's hand and breaks it in half*

*Jacob* How long have I been like this?

*Wyatt* What naked or here?

*Jacob looks down to see a censor bar*

*Jacob* Ya'll got censored again?

*JH* Yea, the great people at JAKKS toys thought we were awesome

*Miroku* That's just gross

*Tommy* :: steals a broken piece of the spatcula and turns it into a step stool for Pink

*Tommy* Here you go my short princess...


*pink Addict* ::glares at tommy before accepting the step stool and smacking him over the head with it:: "I don't need a step stool you white power freak...

*JH* ::sweatdrop:: Short people scare me!

*Hiei whips out his katana* You wanna repeat that?

*Ookumae* Ooooo....shiny

*Ookumae snatches the katana out of Hiei's hand and examines it*

*Just then a body flies through the window*

*Ookumae* Danny? HEY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE SOME BROWNIES OR YOUR MINCE MEAT

*Danny* Pink doesn't need a step stool she justs needs me and as for your brownies i bought three batches with me ...i don't want to die by your hands...

*Ookumae* Who said you were gonna die by my hands? Did I negelct to tell you who the brownies were for?

*everyone but Ookumae and Hiei have an audible gulp*

*Hiei* He will be very hotheaded that these are only ordinary brownies....He might just take his wrath out on you instead....not that I was afraid of him

*Ookumae* Hey, you know he scares you sometimes....he is always watching you like some hentai freak....Not to mention when he does that whole I'm a girl thing

*JH* But you must admit he does look good 'did I just say that outloud again'

*Danny* Uh....who?

*JH* You don't want to know

*With that cue Nuriko enters the room*

*Nuriko* I was gonna break down your door but I see it is already gone...what happened to you two at the concert I told you I needed to have the brownies then or your a$$ is grass

*Pink Addict* "I don't care if your male of female no one threatens my Danny... it's morphin time...Shining Crane 1...

*Ookumae* Oooo...yay I've got my morpher back too....IT'S MORPHIN TIME....uh....uh....something good

*Just then Ookumae ends up just in a bunny suit*

*Ookumae* ::glaring at Jacob:: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MORPHER!!!!

*Jacob* Just some modifications

*Miroku* MMmmm...you must show me how to make these "modifications"

*JH, Hiei and Miroku all grin real big and goofy like*

*Pink Addict* Shining Crane energy blast :: flies towards Miroku and then does a turn towards Wyatt and Tommy::" for all you guys who say i can't take care of my self:: pink thens turns into a pink kitty with pinkish blue eyes.::yells:: Nobody better pet me unless you want your butt rip to shreads...

*Miroku with his hand up in all his style* I must resist temptation

*Hiei* Uh...Ookumae how long are you willing to stay like that?

*Ookumae looks down to see that the bunny clothes were disintergrated in Pinks blast and there are only two censor bars. She then runs to her room and runs back out in a pink kimono*

*Ookumae* If we were alone Hiei I wouldn't mind...but I don't want everyone else to get an eyeful....darn 'what's with the kiddie dub being back?'

*JH* Something about too much graphics....uh Jacob you might wanna go cover yourself....I think you'll fit in my clothes, there are some in the thrid closet upstairs

*Hiei* Why does he have clothes at your house?

*Ookumae* I stole them....to make them smaller....so he could think that he was getting bigger from all the cookies

*Jacob re-enters the room in a skin tight t-shirt and "cowboy" pants*

*Jacob* You mean you actually walk around in these? I can barely move....

*Tommy* Here kitty , kitty nice kitty...::pink jumps into his arms and bites his neck then jumps down and hides underneath Wyatt's flasher coat...

*Wyatt wakes up to see a kittie in his coat, then smiles at the symbolizim of it all*

*Danny then emerges from a huge pile of rocks that Nuriko just threw on him*

*Danny* HEY!!! Where's Pink!

*Nuriko* You're stronger than I thought....you'll be perfect, forget the brownies....I'm taking you ::smirk::

*Pink Addict*::turns back into Bree:: Lay one icky finger on him and i'll send you on a first class ticket to the moon ...he's mine and mine alone...tommy and danny are my slaves...or should i say Boy toys...

*Tommy* I'm not your boy toy...lover maybe but boy toy never...

*Nuriko* Ah...I see...you're all in a love triangle. That just leaves....you *staring right at Jacob and JH* hmmm...who to choose who to choose....*exploring Jacob a bit more* Why those clothes are ready to bust right off you...let me give you something better

*Nuriko ties up Jacob and runs off with him*

*Nuriko* ::Song Break:: In just 7 days...I can make you a man

*JH* ::sweatdrop:: glad that wasn't me

*Pink Addict* Now that we've got that settled :: whips her whip around both Danny and Tommy but in the action accidently gets JH also:: JH do you mind telling me why your tied up with my boy toys?"

*JH* Can you tell me why you still have this thing? I thought I took it from you when you stole my lucky 'teddybear' underwear! 'not again'

*Ookumae and Hiei at this point have left to the den to makeout*

*Danny busts out of the whip*::Song break::
I think I'm cute
I know i'm sexy
I got the looks
That drives the girls wild

I got the moves
That really move them
I send chills
Up and down their spine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

I make them hot
I make them shiver
Their knees get weak
Whenever I'm around

They see me walk
They hear me talk
I make them feel
Like they're on Cloud nine

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)

*Ookumae runs into the room, with Hiei following*

*Ookumae* SHAWN!!!! You friggin tease, DANNY!!!!

*JH* Yea you really should have warned him about that she goes ape over Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam...

*Ookumae* Heehee...I can't wait until Nov. 9th ::sticks out tounge to JH and pulls down his pants::

*JH* UH....WTF...What happened?

*Hiei* Looks like the animators didn't know what to do....so instead of going with the whole black bar thing....

*JH* BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BLANK...down there

*Ookumae* Muwhahahahaha....I told the animators to make you blank in exchange for the recipie to the chocolate chip cookie coma deluxes...I told you that the cookies would be the end of you

*JH* WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

*Pink Addict* Are you a Unik? Man JH you , shocked us all , what about when you want to have babies???:: danny grabs her from behind and shouts I'll show you why i'm a sexy boy....

*Ookumae hits Danny over the head for that remark*

*Ookumae* Only two MEN can say that and you ain't one of them!

*Pink Addict* Keep you sleazy paws of his silky draws and he is a boy toy or sexy boy but he's mine and Tommys my love slave...

*Ookumae* Ok...why are my hands sleazy and I was no where near his draws....I still say he ain't no sexy boy either...I'll allow you to say sexah boy, though

*pink addict* ::sends pillows flying towards Hiei and Ookumae and JH just for the fun of it.::

*Ookumae and JH catch thier pillows and grin, Hiei just dodges his and mutters something about pillow fights being childish....Ookumae then hits him hard with the pillow knocking him out*

*Ookumae* Ooops.....oh well, he wouldn't want to join in anyway

*JH runs toward Pink but headbutts Tommy instead*

*Tommy* Owwww...wwwwwwhhhhyyyy!!!!!!Uh dude your blank spot is showing and here pinky...

*JH* Oops

*JH teleports out of there to speak with Koenma and the animators about making him anotomically correct again*

*Danny* I don't wanna go to school yet mommy, 5 more minutes

*Pink Addict* ::walks around in only her underwear because of the deal JH made wth the animators and Koenma :: " no matter what i do i can't seem to get any clothes to stay on....


*Tommy and Danny * Ohhh...nice undies...::The underwear belonging to JH... and the bra being a white and green one...

*JH teleports back into the room wearing a black kimono he stole from Ayame*

*JH* HEY!!!!! Those are my teddybear underroos! Hand them back now and I won't hate you!

*pink Addict* takes them off to reveal a stolen pair of boxers from Danny being pink and green hearts...

*Danny* so your the underwear caper....


*Tommy* you got to admit they do look cute on her...::they all turn to look at Hiei and see thats he's missing several pieces of clothing...

*JH* Uh...Hiei...what's going on

*Ookumae and Hiei at this point have been kissing for a good while, forgetting just who was there with them*

*Ookumae* Hey JH! JH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YA'LL STILL DOING HERE?!?!? Hiei....cover yourself....uh...PINK!!!!! DID YOU GO INTO CLEPTO MODE AGAIN? I didn't strip him for you to get all his clothes

*Hiei* Well as long as I'm like this you want to get out of here?

*Ookumae and Hiei leave the room*

*JH* I swear they're like rabbits sometimes, well...when they're not making sundaes...WITHOUT ME!!!!!

*Pink Addict* ::runs to Tommy and wraps her legs around his middrif and kissses him and JH mutters something about getting a room while Danny is making a heart shaped cookie...

*Danny*::walks towards JH and Kisses him on the cheek

*JH* UHhhh...dude...contray to popular belief I'm not gay...I just like Bishies and fine women

*Danny* I thought I'd just try to get back at Pink for kissing Tommy but you're the only person here.

*Just then Nuriko and Jacob return after thier "honeymoon"*

*Jacob* HOW DARE YOU LET THIS...THIS....

*JH* Bishie hottie?

*Jacob* You yaoi freak

*JH* ::smirk::

*Jacob* How dare you let me be violated by him

*Nuriko* You know you were screaming for more....anyway I came back for the brownies...I decided they could level him out.

*Then Danny...reluctantly give Nuriko the brownies and Nuriko plants a big wet one on him*

*Pink Addict* Shining crane cyclone blast....stay away from him...::pink addict runs in between danny and Nuriko and kisses Danny with everything she has and Danny falls unconcious.::

*Tommy* It's morphin time...white falcon power ...::blast Pink Addict from behind::"if i told her once i told her a thousand times to stop making people unconcious with her posion ivy kisses.

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TO BE CONTINUED......

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