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Friday, July 23, 2004
Fifteen Things...
15 Things a man can do at Wal-Mart
while his wife is taking her
sweet old time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly
put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell
him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares . . . and see
what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to
put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to
a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping
department and tell other shoppers
you're sleeping over; invite them in if
they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help
you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera,
use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting
department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously
while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
> people browse through, say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the
loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's
those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the
door and wait a while and then
yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in
here!"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE!
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