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Friday, April 1, 2005
The Second Phone Call
Chris: Jake, what are you doing?
Jake: Talking on the phone with Mark.
Chris: Give me the phone.
Jake: Why?
Chris: Last time you talked on the phone with Mark, it took me a month to get him to talk to me again.
Jake: So?
Chris: Give me the phone, Jake, or I’ll hate you forever!!
Jake: Oh, hi, Mark. Guess what? Chris just told me he hates me.
Chris: No I didn’t!
Jake: No, I’m ok. Yeah, he’s mean.
Chris: You’re the mean one, you freak!!
Jake: Now he’s calling me names.
Chris: JAKE!!!!!!
Jake: He’s so mean to me. Like the time he set me on fire, and when he tried to poison me.
Chris: That was a joke!!! And you set yourself on fire!!!
Jake: He always does stuff like that. And when I try to bring him presents he threatens to pour boiling water over me.
Chris: You brought me a milkshake made from mouse blood!!! You’re nuts if you really expected me to drink something like that!!
Jake: Now, he’s calling me nuts.
Chris: ARGH!!!!!!
Jake: Well, I better go now; he’s boiling the kettle. I’ll make sure to call you if he tries to kill me again.
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