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Monday, April 4, 2005
Bedtime
Jake: Chris!
Chris: What do you want, now? It’s 3 a.m.
Jake: I can’t sleep.
Chris: And what do you want me to do about that?
Jake: Can you read me a bedtime story?
Chris: What?
Jake: Can you-
Chris: I heard what you said! But what kind of question is that?! I never expected someone like you to be asking for a bedtime story.
Jake: Read me a story!
Chris: No.
Jake: Please?
Chris: Not until you take off those ridiculous pajamas.
Jake: Why? I like these pajamas.
Chris: They have fluffy teddy bears all over them.
Jake: So?
Chris: Good night, Jake.
Jake: You haven’t read me a story yet!
Chris: And I’m not going to.
Jake: You promised.
Chris: I didn’t promise anything!
Jake: Please?
Chris: Fine.
Jake: Yay!
Chris: Ok, once upon a time, there was a guy that uh…
Jake: killed people!
Chris: Ok…. There was once a guy that went from town to town killing people and one day he….. Uh….
Jake: Came here!
Chris: Whatever. One day he came here and….
Jake: Killed you!
Chris: …..
Jake: Finish!
Chris ….. One day he came here and killed me….. The End, now get out of my bed!
Jake: That wasn’t a very good story.
Chris: Out!
Jake: But-
SLAM!!
Jake: He acts like I offended him or something. He’s always talking about how he wishes he was dead.
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