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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

   Books and Gardens
Jake: Chris, guess what I did today!

Chris: You either killed/maimed something/someone or blew something up.

Jake: Yeah, that too. But I did something else!

Chris: You stole something.

Jake: No. Well, yeah. But I did something else.

Chris: What did you do then?

Jake: I bought a new book!

Chris: Really? What book?

Jake: “Interesting Ways To Kill Things.”

Chris: I should’ve known.

Jake: There’s a cool chapter on poisons.

Chris: Who sold you that book anyways?

Jake: Why?

Chris: I want them committed to an insane asylum.

Jake: Oh, well, Max sold me the book.

Chris: That figures.

Jake: He said he bought it because there was a really long chapter on different ways to kill animals.

Chris: That doesn’t surprise me either.

Jake: Can I use the book to kill some of the neighbors that yell at me?

Chris: No.

Jake: Why?

Chris: Because then the neighbors will hate me.

Jake: So? You hate them.

Chris: That doesn’t mean they have to hate me.

Jake: Can I kill their pets then?

Chris: Absolutely not.

Jake: Why not?

Chris: The neighbors will hate me even more.

Jake: But you’re always complaining about how the dogs dig up your garden.

Chris: I know.

Jake: Then why can’t I kill them?!

Chris: Because I said no.

Jake: Please?

Chris: No.

Jake: Please?

Chris: I really can’t wait for the day you to get arrested.

Jake: Please?

Chris: Why did I let you live in my house again?

Jake: Because you love me.

Chris: Yeah, right.

Jake: You’re sarcasm in so hurtful.

Chris: I know. Now go play with Max or something.

Jake: But Max is playing in his garden.

Chris: Max has a garden?

Jake: Not really. He has an old sandbox of Masons. When Mason told him that sandboxes are for five-year-olds Max put some grass in it and called it his garden.

Chris: You all are nuts.

Jake: I know.
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