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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


   Diet
Jake: Chris! Chris! I killed something! I shot a bird with a slingshot and it dropped dead! It was so cool!

Chris: Argh…..

Jake: Then I killed the squirrels that came into the back yard! It was totally awesome!

Chris: Ok! That’s it! We need to put you on a diet!

Jake: What kind of diet? Are you calling me fat?!

Chris: No, you need to go on a killing diet. No more killing things for a month.

Jake: What?! I can’t go that long!!! Come on Chris, have mercy on me!!!!

Chris: You don’t have mercy on anything else.

Jake: So?

Chris: No killing for a month. That’s final. Or else I’ll lock you in your room with the Barney doll.

Jake: Ok! I’ll be good!

Chris: That’s good.

((Authoress: I’m sorry that this post is so short compared to the other ones. I usually get three to four pages done, but I don’t have that much time today. I might come back on later and finish if I get the chance.))

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