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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Police Visits
KNOCK!! KNOCK!!!!!
Chris: Who is it? Oh, Hello officer.
Police Chief: Hello again, Chris. How are you doing?
Chris: Good, you?
Police Chief: I would be great if you would chain up your little friend here.
Jake: Hi Chris!
Chris: What did he do now?
Police Chief: I found him chasing some Ostriches with a giant butcher knife.
Chris: Ostriches, Jake?
Jake: Well, that one pecked me in the head!
Police Chief: I should take him in for attempted murder, but knowing him, it probably won’t do very good. Besides, I think if I leave his punishment up to you, it will be far more worse then prison.
Chris: You got that right.
Police Chief: Good day, then.
Chris: WHY THE HELL WERE YOU CHASING OSTRICHES WITH A GIANT BUTCHER KNIFE?!?!?!?!
Jake: Well one pecked me in the head so I stole a knife off some guy and went after that stupid bird.
Chris: Ok, that’s it. I’m putting you in the room with the Barney doll.
Jake: NOOO!!!! I’ll be good, I promise! Don’t do this to me!! I’m to young to die!!!!!
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