Location • Jake and Chris live in California! (because I said so) Member Since • 2005-03-31 Occupation • Jake: killing things/Chris: Trying to stop Jake from killing things
myOtaku.com: Jake and Chris
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Cookies and Books
Chris: What are you doing now?
Jake: Eating cookies!
Chris: What kind of cookies?
Jake: Chocolate chip!
Chris: Why are you eating cookies?
Jake: Because I’m hungry.
Chris: Ok, last question, where did you get those cookies? I never bought any.
Jake: That’s for me to know.
Chris: You stole them from Marty didn’t you?
Jake: Yup! What, did you think I’d actually spend money on anything?
Chris: No.
Jake: Good. Because I wouldn’t.
Chris: I know. But aren’t you a little old to be stuffing your face with cookies?
Jake: You’re never to old for cookies!!
Chris: You still act like a child either way.
Jake: It’s better then being boring and stuffy like you!
Chris: I’m not boring. I have lots of fun.
Jake: You think reading is fun.
Chris: Reading is fun.
Jake: No its not.
Chris: At least I can read.
Jake: I can read too!
Chris: You’ve only read 11 books since I’ve known you.
Jake: And I own all of them. They’re the only thing I ever got without stealing.
Chris: Those books were given to you as a present from Mark.
Jake: And it’s the best series in the world.
Chris: What series is it again?
Jake: The Series of Unfortunate Events! Its hilarious!!
Cookies and Books