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Monday, April 18, 2005
Eavesdropping and Strageties
Jake: Max, be quiet, they might hear us.
Max: Sorry, but do we have to hide in a bush to listen to them?
Jake: Would you rather hide in that trashcan over there?
Max: Good point.
Jake: Now shut up I’m trying to listen to them.
Mary: Dating is hard. I just can’t seem to get a boyfriend these days.
Jessica: I know. The last guy I was dating dumped me because Max set his pants on fire while he was still wearing them. I told him my little brother was like something out of one of those stupid horror movies.
Max: I’m going to kill her.
Jake: Sit down you idiot! They’ll find us. You can blow up her bathroom her later and call it an accident.
Max: Like the time we found out how to make napalm?
Jake: Whatever, just shut up.
Jessica: What about trying to date one of our friends, like Jake or Chris?
Mary: Chris is ok, but not boyfriend material. And I cannot believe anyone would even suggest Jake as a potential boyfriend! EW! He’s totally insane!!
Jake: I want to kill her!
Max: Jake, remember your diet! Crush a donut when you get home.
Jessica: There’s always Mark or Marty.
Mary: Marty has a huge temper and an even bigger ego. And Mark is so short you’d think he never went through puberty.
Jake: Ha!
Jessica: True. There’s always Kyle or Joey.
Mary: Kyle has a bigger ego then Marty and Joey is kind of on the dumb side.
Max: You sure got that right.
Jessica: Well the only two left, and I regret to say, are Max and Mason. I won’t date them because they’re my little brothers but you can if you want.
Mary: Who’d want to?! Those two are total freaks!!
Max: She dies to.
Jake: Want to go plan how we’ll get back at them?
Max: Sure, sounds like fun.
Jake: Cool, but Chris has me doing chores so come over in about an hour and we’ll start the diabolical strategy.
Max: What’s that mean?
Jake: I don’t know, but it sounds cool.
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