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Thursday, April 21, 2005
Diabolical Strategies.
Jake: So how are we going to get Mary and Jess back?
Max: I don’t know.
Jake: We could always tear up her room with a chainsaw.
Max: We did that last year.
Jake: What about dog poop in her refrigerator.
Max: We did that for Christmas.
Jake: Dead mice in the microwave?
Max: We did that on Easter, on her birthday, on Halloween, on Thanksgiving, last week, and yesterday.
Jake: Oh, yeah! I remember that!
Max: That was funny.
Jake: What about a dog in the microwave or oven?
Max: We put Duke’s Chihuahua in the microwave last year after we sawed up her bedroom.
Jake: I’m running out of ideas here!! Is there anything we didn’t do to Jess yet?!
Max: I guess not.
Jake: What about Mary; we’ll go after her first.
Max: We could always put mousetraps in her bed!
Jake: Good idea, anything else?
Max: I can’t think of anything.
Jake: That’s not a first.
Max: You’re starting to sound like Chris.
Jake: Oh my God, you’re right! I have to stop hanging around him so much.
Max: Really.
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