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Friday, April 22, 2005


   Shampoo and Super Glue
Max: Shouldn’t we get revenge on Jess first?

Jake: We haven’t thought of anything for her.

Max: We could always burn down her house.

Jake: You live there too, Max.

Max: Yeah, you’re right. I could stay at your house.

Jake: I don’t think Chris would like that.

Max: So?

Jake: He’d throw both of us out.

Max: Yeah. What about burning her room down?

Jake: That’s not going to work.

Max: Why not?

Jake: It would catch the rest of the house on fire.

Max: Lets put bright blue hair die in her shampoo! That would get her back good. She loves her hair!

Jake: That’s great! I’ll add it to the list!

Max: Then, superglue on her pillow!! That will be really funny!

Jake: I want to spend the night the day we do this.

Max: I’ll need your help, anyways.

Jake: Anything else?

Max: I read a story where a woman put raw fish in her ex-husband’s car seats to get back at him. We could put raw fish in her room.

Jake: Nah, that will stink up the whole house.

Max: Let’s put a live snake in her room! She hates snakes!

Jake: Ok, then. I think that will be enough.

Max: Jess is having a sleep over with Mary next week, you could come over then and we could get revenge on both of them!!

Jake: Awesome!

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