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Monday, April 25, 2005


   Prior Chaos
Jess: What is he doing here?!

Max: You’re having a friend over I should get to have one over too!

Jess: He’s not a friend; he’s a nutcase!!!

Jake: I resent that!

Jess: You resemble that!!!

Jake: GRR!!!!!

Mary: Now settle down children; we don’t want to start a fight.

Max: Popcorn anyone?

Mary: Come on Jess, we’ll just stay in your room for the evening.

Jess: Fine, but if one thing blows up I’ll have their heads!!!

Jake: That was close. Did you put the mousetraps in their bed?

Max: Yep, but they won’t go to bed for at least another hour.

Jake: Damn! We better get started on the hair dye then.

Max: The bathrooms this way.

Jake: Which shampoo is Jess’s?

Max: That one.

Jake: Head and Shoulders? I didn’t know Jess has dandruff.

Max: She doesn’t; it’s just cheaper.

Jake: Oh.

Max: Put it in her conditioner. Its that bottle.

Jake: Pantene Pro-V? How many Shampoos does she have?!

Max: A lot. Just put the stuff in there.

Jake: Ok, but how are we going to get the super glue on her pillow?

Max: She’ll be coming to get a clean pillowcase in a few minutes. I coverd her other one in BBQ sauce.

Jake: Nice.

Max: I know.

Jake: Just wait till they find out about all the stuff we’re doing! It’ll be hilarious!!

Max: I know!!

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