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Monday, April 25, 2005
Prior Chaos
Jess: What is he doing here?!
Max: You’re having a friend over I should get to have one over too!
Jess: He’s not a friend; he’s a nutcase!!!
Jake: I resent that!
Jess: You resemble that!!!
Jake: GRR!!!!!
Mary: Now settle down children; we don’t want to start a fight.
Max: Popcorn anyone?
Mary: Come on Jess, we’ll just stay in your room for the evening.
Jess: Fine, but if one thing blows up I’ll have their heads!!!
Jake: That was close. Did you put the mousetraps in their bed?
Max: Yep, but they won’t go to bed for at least another hour.
Jake: Damn! We better get started on the hair dye then.
Max: The bathrooms this way.
Jake: Which shampoo is Jess’s?
Max: That one.
Jake: Head and Shoulders? I didn’t know Jess has dandruff.
Max: She doesn’t; it’s just cheaper.
Jake: Oh.
Max: Put it in her conditioner. Its that bottle.
Jake: Pantene Pro-V? How many Shampoos does she have?!
Max: A lot. Just put the stuff in there.
Jake: Ok, but how are we going to get the super glue on her pillow?
Max: She’ll be coming to get a clean pillowcase in a few minutes. I coverd her other one in BBQ sauce.
Jake: Nice.
Max: I know.
Jake: Just wait till they find out about all the stuff we’re doing! It’ll be hilarious!!
Max: I know!!
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