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Sunday, May 8, 2005
Cars, Broken Toilets, and Horny Dogs
Jake: Ok, lets finish watching the movie.
::Jake presses PLAY and the movie resumes::
Jess: That was hilarious.
Mary: And we got it on film.
Jess: Hey, remember when that one girl was on her first date with this guy, and they went skiing-
Mary: And she managed to freeze her a** to her dates car! That was soooo funny. And on the first date too!
Jess: And might I add last date.
Jake: Nothing weirder can possibly happen.
Mary: That reminds me of that time Sammy’s older brother want to play a trick on his roommate and decided to walk back to the dorm room naked and when he got back he jumped in and yelled ‘surprise’ only to find his girlfriend and her parents there. That must have been embarrassing.
Jake: I stand corrected. What other strange things happen to these people?!
Jess: What’s more embarrassing is when Tara’s cousin was at his wife’s house to meet her parents before they got married.
Mary: You mean when he dropped his fork and told everyone to look out the window so he could pick it up but when he looked out the window he saw two dogs copulating on the front lawn.
Max: What does ‘copulating’ mean?
Jake: Having sex.
Max: Heh.
Jess: Yeah, that was funny.
Mary: Hey what was with that whole Veronica episode? I never heard what had happened.
Jess: Oh, god, that was so stupid. When she was at her new boyfriends house with his oh-so-wealthy parents she had to use the bathroom but didn’t want to embarrass herself so she asked for the ‘powder room’. When she got there, there was only a sink and vanity so she tried to pee in the sink but that didn’t turn out so well and she ended up breaking it. When she fell she hit her head and knocked herself out.
Mary: That was stupid, I would’ve just asked for the bathroom. Who was she out with anyways?
Jess: Travis.
Mary: Screw the bathroom thing, who would want to go out with him anyways? He’s a totally jerk!
::Jake shuts off the video::
Max: Why did you do that? It was getting good.
Jake: If I hear anymore about their friends’ ‘unfortunate events’ I think I’m going to be sick.
Max: I thought they were funny.
Jake: You're weird.
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