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Monday, May 23, 2005
Jess and Mary's Revenge
Tyedye: HIIII!!!!!! I added all the suggestions you guys gave me in the comments and messages to the list and gave them all to my (not so) pathetic friends at school. They voted and the winner is… IT’S A TIE!!!! Between Stink Bomb and Skunk. Ok…. I have to fit both those in the story.
***AT JAKE AND CHRIS’S HOUSE***
Jess: Ok, are you ready?
Mary: Yep! I’ve got everything ready.
Jess: You’ve got the stink bomb and the slingshot in position?
Mary: Everything’s ready! I got the slingshot in alignment with Jake’s bedroom window on the second floor. When I remove the string on the slingshot the bomb will fire into the window.
Jess: And the skunk?
Mary: It’s attached to the cat door. When I pull the string the cage will open releasing the skunk into the house.
Jess: Very good, everything is going according to plan.
Mary: He he he…
Jess: What are you laughing about?
Mary: You sound like a cartoon villain.
Jess: Anyways… ::looks through binoculars:: Ok, this is perfect; Jake is in his bedroom playing with…… I really don’t want to know. And Chris is in the kitchen typing on his computer. Now…… pull the strings!
Mary: Okie dokie!! ::pulls the strings for the slingshot and the cage::
Jake: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!!!! ::runs out of the room::
Chris: Crap… ::grabs computer and leaves the kitchen::
Jake: ::runs into Chris on the way down the stairs:: WHA! Oh, hi Chris!
Chris: I know you have something to do with this!
Jake: I didn’t do the stink bomb! I swear!
Chris: What stink bomb?!
Jake: Someone shot a stink bomb through my window.
Chris: THERE’S A SKUNK IN MY KITCHEN!!!!!
Jake: Oh.
Chris: Let’s just get out of here. ::pulls Jake out the front door::
Jake: WHA!
Chris: We can go to Marks to call the police or animal control or something.
Jake: Ok.
Jess and Mary: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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