Sunday, June 26, 2005

   Pictures
Tyedye: I am amazed. Out of the 3 9-year-olds and one 6-year-old I asked, they all said that we should put Jake in the French maid’ outfit and make him clean the house. Except for the 6-year-old. She said to throw him in mud.

***BACK WHERE WE LEFT OFF***

Chris: Hmm….. I want you to put on that French maid’s outfit and clean the entire house. Even the room that skunk is living in.

Jake: Crap! I guess its better then handing my babies over to you.

Chris: Quit calling them your babies, that’s way to creepy.

Jake: Whatever.

**5 MINUTES LATER***

Jake: Ok, I’m ready.

Chris: ::Snaps picture::

Jake: What was that for?!?!

Chris: Blackmail.

Jake: I hate you.

Chris: I know, now get cleaning.

Jake: ::goes upstairs:: I think I’ll start with Chris’s room. He never let’s anyone in there. Wow I thought this place would be full of science crap. He has posters of rock bands everywhere. And what is this? ::picks up a picture on his nightstand:: Oh my God! I can’t believe he has a picture of HER on his desk! This is even greater blackmail then that picture of me in this stupid outfit.

Chris: What are you doing?! Give me that back!! ::takes the picture:: This is privet!!

Jake: ::singing:: Chris like **BEEP**!! Chris likes **BEEP**!! ((Tyedye: I will not reveal who Chris really likes in a post. You can PM me and I might send it to you))

Chris: If you tell anyone I will KILL you!!

Jake: I won’t tell anyone I promise. ::Fingers crossed behind back::

Chris: Yeah, right!

Jake: Really! Scouts honor!

Chris: You got kicked out of scouts for burning the campsite down.

Jake: So? I was a scout for a little while.

Chris: Yeah, for three days.

Jake: Three WHOLE days.

Chris: ::rolls eyes:: Just get out of my room. AND DON’T SAY A WORD!!!

Jake: A word.

Chris: ::Slams door::

**NEXT DAY**

Jake: Hey Mark! Guess what I found out yesterday while I was cleaning.

Mason: You mean in that lovely maid’s outfit.

Jake: How did you find out about that?!?!

Mark: Chris sent everyone pictures!!! I was even in the paper today! ::holds up front page::

Front Page: LOCAL LUNITIC LOSES BET AND MUST WEAR RETARDED OUTFIT

Jake: I’ll be right back.

***AT JAKE AND CHRIS’S HOUSE***

Jake: CHRIS!!!!!!

Chris: Yes?

Jake: ::Holds up front page of paper:: What’s the meaning of this?!?!?!

Chris: To keep your mouth shut. I know you wanted to tell everybody so I printed the picture before you had the chance.

Jake: This is humiliating. It’s mean even for you!!!!

Chris: I don’t want you telling everybody my secrets. That’s why I keep you out of my room.

Jake: Fine I wont tell. Just keep that picture off the internet.

Chris: Whatever.

Jake: And….

Chris: And what?

Jake: I challenge you to a game I can’t lose.

Chris: And what game could that be?

Jake: There’s a shooting range downtown. I bet I can shoot better then you.

Chris: Fine. I’ll take that bet.

**TWO HOURS LATER**

Chris: ::Counting a large wad of cash::

Jake: How are you better than me at that?!

Chris: My dad owns that shooting range. I grew up there.

Jake: Oh.

Chris: Here. I don’t want your money.

Jake: Really? I can keep it?

Chris: It’s probably counterfeit anyways.

Jake: Hmph, is not.

Chris: Right…

Jake: It’s not!

Chris: Whatever.
Comments (5)