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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
The Death of Bob McStrawski
Chris: ::chewing on a straw::
Jake: Oh My God!!! What are you doing??!!
Chris: Chewing on my straw.
Jake: ::takes straw:: You can’t chew on him!!!
Chris: Him?
Jake: Yes! Him! His name is Bob McStrawski and now he’s dead!!!
Chris: You named a straw?
Jake: Yes! And you killed him!!!
Chris: Jake, it’s a straw.
Jake: That doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have feelings, too!
Chris: Ok, now this is crazy even for you.
Jake: Now we have to have a funeral.
Chris: You’re stupid.
Jake: We have to invite his sister, the napkin, and the bottle and the ketchup packet.
Chris: The straw has a family?
Jake: Yes, and they deserve to be invited to the funeral.
Chris: Dear Lord, save me. You are nuts Jake.
Jake: Just because I want to have a funeral for a dear friend.
Chris: IT’S A STRAW!!!!!
Jake: Yeah, it was a very good straw that gave you everything!
Chris: What the hell did a straw ever give me?!?!
Jake: It allowed you to drink from bottles.
Chris: I can do that myself! It’s just a stupid straw!!
Jake: He wasn’t stupid!! He was smart, and funny, and-
Chris: Plastic.
Jake: Yes, and plastic.
Chris: It’s a straw!!
Jake: You obviously didn’t know Bob very well.
Chris: It was a straw. It doesn’t have feelings or names or family!!
Jake: This one did. And he was very dear to me.
Chris: There is obviously no reasoning with you.
Jake: I’m going to mail out the invitations. I’m sure Max would like to come. He liked Bob.
((Tyedye: This is actually a real conversation that my friend Amanda and I had. It started when she was really bored and started chewing on her straw.))
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