Tuesday, November 29, 2005

   I told ya I was gunna post this one
***High School- Jake and Chris's Sophomore Year***

Jake: Ye-haw!

Principle: Jake: Come back here! No skate-boarding in the halls!!

Jake: Just try to catch me old man!

***Somewhere Else in the Building***

Chris: Damn it all! I can't believe I'm this late for class!

***CRASH***

Chris: Ow…

Jake: What's the big idea?! Don't get in my way next time! I have to jet before-

Principle: Hello, Jake.

Jake: -the old man gets here.

Principal: I think this is at least a month's worth of detention.

Jake: Crap.

Principal: And you, Chris.

Chris: ME?! He's the one that crashed into me!

Principal: But you're late for class. That's a detention.

Chris: Crap.

Jake: I know how you feel.

Principal: Now both of you get to class and I better not see you again, Jake, till after school for detention.

Jake: Grr…

Chris: This whole this is your fault, you know.

Jake: How is this my fault?! If you weren't late for class, Mr. Perfectionist, you wouldn't have gotten in my way and neither of us would have to be in detention.

Chris: You shouldn't have been skateboarding in school in the first place.

Jake: Then what am I suppose to do in school?

Chris: GO TO CLASS!

Jake: Well, yeah, if you want to do boring stuff, like learn.

Chris: …

Jake: Don't roll your eyes at me!

Teacher: Are you ready to join us boys? You've been out here chatting for the past five minutes.

***In Detention***

Principal: Well, well, Jake. It looks like you've missed a lot of class lately.

Jake: So?

Principal: Well I'm going to make it my personal goal to make sure you attend every one of your classes.

Jake: Fat chance old man!

Principal: And to make sure that you attend all of your classes I'm going to assign you to a responsible person that will make sure you go to class.

Jake: Oh, yeah, who?

Principal: Chris.

Chris: WHAT?!

Jake: If he's supposed to be so responsible, why is he in detention?

Chris: A straitjacket couldn't control that nutcase!

Jake: True.

Principal: I'm counting on you, Chris.

Chris: This is going to be impossible.

Jake: I'm going to make sure of that.

Chris: What have you got bouncing around in that little head of yours?

Jake: You'll see tomorrow.

***Next Day***

Principal: JAKE!!!

Jake: What do you want now old man?

Principal: How did you manage to fill ALL the teachers desks with DEAD MICE?!?! And where the hell did you get that many mice?!

Jake: I have my sources. And you shouldn't swear. It's bad for your image.

Principal: Screw you going to class! You're expelled! Get out! I want you out of my building THIS INSTANT!!!

Jake: With pleasure.

***Later That Day***

Jake: Hey, Chris!

Chris: What do you want?

Jake: I got expelled! Isn't that great?

Chris: For you, no. For everybody else, yes.

Jake: I need to ask you something.

Chris: No.

Jake: I haven't even asked you yet!

Chris: No.

Jake: Chris!

Chris: Fine, what is it?

Jake: Can I stay with you for a while?

Chris: What?

Jake: My dad kicked me out when he found out I got expelled.

Chris: Don't you have friends?

Jake: No.

Chris: Figures.

Jake: So can I?

Chris: No.

Jake: Please? I don't want to sleep outside.

Chris: Pretend you're camping.

Jake: Chris!

Chris: Fine, you have one week.

Jake: Awesomeness!

***One Week Later***

Chris: Out.

Jake: Just a little while longer. Please.

Chris: I told you a week. Now out of my house.

Jake: But I have no where else to go.

Chris: Tough luck.

Jake: I have no money.

Chris: Get a job.

Jake: I'm only 15.

Chris: Not my problem.

Jake: Don't be so cruel.

Chris: You're the one that landed on me with your skateboard.

Jake: But that was so long ago!

Chris: That was only last week.

Jake: That's a long time in Jake time.

Chris: You are crazy.

Jake: I take that as a complement.

Chris: …

Jake: Hey! Don't walk away! You never said if I could stay or not!

Chris: Whatever. I don't care.

Jake: Thank you Chris! You'll never even know I'm here! I promise!

Chris: Why don't I believe that.

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