Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   HOLY SHIT!! THE JUGGALO GATHERING IS CLOSER THEN I THOUGHT!!! http://www.insaneclownposse.com/page.php?page_id=icp_news go here to find out about it
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This is a song by Oingo Boingo, an 80's band
INSANITY

'I'm so sorry, please forgive me
who do I pray to to straighten out this problem? (problem)
Straighten out this problem (problem), straighten out my mind (Mind)
Straighten out ...this crooked tongue...(x3)

My mind has wandered, from the straight and narrow
my mind has wandered from the flock you see
My mind has wandered, the man just said so
my mind has wandered I heard it on TV
and the flock has wandered away from me.

(Chorus 1)
All around the world now
like a big bright cherry cloud
Traveling from home to home
TV sets and telephones
Here it comes just like a storm
bathe in it and be reborn
Time to let the world know
welcome madness, ...say hello...(x3)

Like a wave we cannot see
washing over you and me
Hiding here and hiding there
madness hiding everywhere
Such a curiosity
here it comes to set us free
Plenty left for you and me
say hello insanity

I am the virus, are you the cure?
I am morally(morally), I'm morally impure(Impure)
I am a disease and I am unclean
I am not part of God's well oiled machine
Christian nation(Nation), assimilate me(me)
Take me in your arms and set me free
I am part of a degenerate elite(elite)
dragging our society into the street -yeah-
Into the abyss and to the sewer don't you see
The man just told me, he told me on TV

Do you think you're better than me
Do you want to kill me or befriend me

And the alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me
And His voice was filled with evangelical glee
Sipping down his gin & tonics
While preaching about the evils of narcotics
And the evils of sex,(sex) and the wages of sin (Sin)
While he mentally fondles his next of kin and

My mind has wandered from the flock you see
And the flock has wandered away from me
And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me

(Chorus 2)

Let's imitate reality (Insanity)
Let's strive for mediocrity (Insanity)
Let's make believe we're all the same (Now that's for me)
Let's sanitize our little brains (Insanity)

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head
I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep.

Christian sons, Christian daughters
Lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter
Purify my brain and hose down my soul
White perfection, perfection is my goal

Do you think you're better than me
Do you want to kill me, or befriend me

Christian nation(nation), make us alright
Put us through the filter and make us pure and white cuz'
My mind has wandered away from me
and the flock has wandered, away from me

Let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters
The white folks think they're at the top, ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle

(Chorus 1 & 2)

I'd love to take you home with me, I'd love to tuck you in
I wish I could protect you from the wages of our sin
I'd love to hear you scream tonight, I'd love to hear you cry
Protect you from the madness that is raining from the sky

(Chorus 2)

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head
I wish that I could keep you in a precious Chinese box
On Sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop
I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep
I'd love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine
I'd love to take you past the stars and out of reach of time
I'd love to see inside your mind, to tear it all apart
To cut you open with knife and find your sacred heart
I'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds
I'd love to mess your pretty hair, I'd love to see you dead.'

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Monday, February 28, 2005

well..heres a poem i did at the begining of school..the only one...and its not finished
As i wave to nothing
it ignores me
binds me
banishes me
back to my dark corner

As i sit and watch,
time flies by
and i wonder why
I'm left behind

Why does life seem
to pass us by
leaving a few
to wonder why

we rise to the occasion
just to fall short
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   IGNORE THE THING BELOW THIS POST
sorry bout the post down below...its one of my emotional rants that i do...i despise myself after i have them usually...and now is no diffrent...so yea..please ignore it...
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Sunday, February 27, 2005

arg..
there are so many reasons i shouldn't put this..but i gotta put this up somewhere...i cant tell anyone..and this is the site none of my friends will really look at...so here it goes...i wish that if the girl i love..still loves me..she should find a way to tell me, and if you;ve been shown me through your actions, IM NOT GOOD AT NOTCIN THAT STUFF!!.....and if you like another guy....i dont care..it'll make me mad...but i dont have the balls to tell you or him that i dont like that...so you wont have to worry...i love you so much..but there are things i want to tell you and i cant...ok..if anyone reads this and they know what im talkin bout..dont tell the subject of this...and if you read it...this is what i really think..and i dont want to fuck up anything..but i doubt you read this site...so it doesnt matter...
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Friday, February 25, 2005

sigh
well...as you can see i've added some stuff...no pictures but thanks to lady alchemist ::bows again:: for helping me learn to put up pics on this site...lately i've been slightly depressed..i dont know why...i've seen nothing but good things..but im somewhat depressed...oh well...g2g see ya'll later...
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friend philosophy
Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Friends -- the people who stab ya in the front.

Sometimes people need what only friends can provide -- Absence.

Friends who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.

Alone: In bad company.

If ever you should need my life, come and take it.

Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live.

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I love cats. They taste like chicken. (i dont mean it chelsea! dont hurt meee!)

Out of my mind, ...be back in five minutes.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead.

If you can't beat em', arrange to have them beaten.

-e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm."

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

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What a nice night for an evening.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

There's no such thing as nonexistence.

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

I always try to do things in chronological order.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Don't chew [or eat] with your mouth full.

It's deja vu all over again.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!

Rehab is for quitters!

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

Some people type so fast that forget to include

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

Entropy just isn't what it used to be.

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.

Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it's hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

I disagree with unanimity.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Avoid Alliteration. Always.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator... never got around to it.

Freedom of speech is overrated.

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

   more funny quotes and facts!
» Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
» While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate #85.

» The actor who played Wedge in the original Star Wars trilogy has a famous nephew: actor Ewan McGregor, who plays the young Obi-Wan in the new Star Wars film.

» Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.

» Peter Mayhew, who played Chewbacca in the first three Star Wars movies, was a hospital porter in London before starring as the Wookie.

» Sheryl Crow's front two teeth are fake - she had them knocked out when she tripped on the stage earlier in her career.

» Hitler was claustrophobic. The large elevator leading to his eagles nest in the Austrian Alps was mirrored so it would appear larger and more open.

» Jim Morrison, of the 60's rock group The Doors, was the first rock star to be arrested on stage.

» Hans Christian Andersen, creator of fairy tales, was word-blind. He never learned to spell correctly, and his publishers always had the spelling errors corrected.

» Frank Lloyd Wright's son invented Lincoln Logs.

» Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh cut off his left ear. His "Self-portrait with Bandaged Ear'' shows the right one bandaged because he painted the mirror image.

» Peter Falk, who played "Columbo," has a glass eye.

» The only married couple to fly together in space were Jan Davis and Mark Lee, who flew aboard the Endeavour space shuttle from September 12-20, 1992.

» Besides Star Trek, William Shatner, Leonard Nemoy, James Doohan, and Geoge Takei have all appeared at one time or another on "The Twilight Zone."

» Barbie's full name is "Babara Millicent Roberts."

» The original captain of Star Trek's starship "Enterprise" was Jeffrey Hunter - not William Shatner - as Christopher Pike, in the pilot episode "The cage" (1964). The cast was quite different from that of the classic series except for Leonard Nimoy as Spock.

» The mother of Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees" invented whiteout.

» Screech, from "Saved by the Bell," was the only one of the characters who played in all the episodes from the junior high, with Mrs. Bliss, to "Saved by the Bell: The New Class."

» Betsy Ross and Elvis Presley were the only real people to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser. The Elvis Pez dispenser was named "Elvis Pezly."

» Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

» Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

» Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

» If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand 7 feet (2 m) 2 inches (5 cm) tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

» The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.

» Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

» Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

» Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

» The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.

» Tina Turner's real name is Annie Mae Bullock.

» Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana.

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