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Saturday, May 7, 2005


Updated friends list. if your name isn't on it do something about It.
AgentX
Akayo Kanachi
anime girl
animefreack
Apollo64
Arcadia
BanditKing87
Dark Serenity
DarkKagome
Demon Fangirl
DJaganshi
fantasy
forgotten hero
goki 00
guylover14
hiei master23
Hope
James
Japan86
JessicaHalo
Juno Cell
kat and kess
Koga17
littlenaru
lost soul
luicifers wife
Mimmi
noshi17
original J
PaineStrife
pinsandneedles
QkslvrLnknPrk808
rioki89
sesshomau
Shorty02
sickpunk9
sos
Yotama



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Saturday, April 30, 2005


Death quotes
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
-- Chic Murray

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
-- Ronnie Shakes

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
-- Billy Bob Thornton

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
-- Mark Twain (New York Journal, June 1897)

The man that runs away lives to die another day.
-- A. E. Housman (A Shropshire Lad, 1896)

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
-- Jack Benny

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
-- Terry Pratchett (Strata, 1981)

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
-- Jimi Hendrix

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
-- Somerset Maugham

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
-- Proverb

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
-- Patrick Moore

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
-- George Burns

The only completely consistent people are the dead.
-- Aldous Huxley

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
-- Mark Twain

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Winston Churchill

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005


AGGRRHHH!!
Almost done almost there...just one more month and I am done with high school forever. May 30 can you come any sooner???
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Saturday, April 16, 2005


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Well it was bound to happen sooner or later
Wrath
Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)

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Friday, April 15, 2005


I'm back
That's right I'm back for awhile ppl. Get used to it.
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Thursday, March 31, 2005


AGP
The Accelerated Graphics Port (also called Advanced Graphics Port) is a high-speed point-to-point channel for attaching a single device (generally a graphics card) to a computer's motherboard, primarily to assist in the acceleration of 3D computer graphics. Many classify AGP as a type of computer bus, but this is something of a misnomer since buses generally allow multiple devices to be connected, while AGP does not. Some motherboards have been built with multiple independent AGP slots.



Useless info right??...Wr...yeah basically

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Friday, March 25, 2005


You Know You're at a Black Funeral If:

1. Three generations get out of the family tryin to beat down someone for cutting into the funeral procession.

2. You got relatives coming in, shackled from Your Majesty's Prison to pay their respects.

3. A fist fight breaks out.

4. When people break down crying, try to climb into the casket, and tell the Lord that they "want to go."

5. When the family wears T-shirts with a photo of the deceased on it ... to

the funeral!

6. When someone walks around to view the body and yells out, " WHY YOU

GONE?"

7. When the brothas stand around drankin' after the service and someone

"pours a li'l supmtin' on the ground for the homie who's no longer with us."

8. When most of the relatives keep fainting before, during, and after the

service.

9. When everybody strips the grave of flowers to take home.

10. When the dinner after the funeral turns into a family reunion, folks

break out cards and dominoes, somebody starts playing some Marvin Gaye and

Al Green, and all the

older men start talking about how they used to pimp back in the day.

11. When the picture on the obituary is of the deceased from 30 years ago.

12. When everybody is trying to out cry one another, as if crying the

loudest will qualify for a prize after the funeral.

13. If the deceased didn't have 2 nickels to rub together, but leaves the

world in a $15,000 silk lined mahogany coffin.

14. When the soloist sings about 15 verses of "Precious Lord" or "His eye is

on the Sparrow."

15. When the funeral is two weeks after the death of the deceased.

16. When someone at the funeral tries to take the deceased out of the casket.

Trust me I know...




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