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Monday, May 24, 2004


UNreal Tournament 2004 kicks ASS!!!!

-Jamal

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Monday, May 17, 2004


See this is why you should always download a No-CD crack with the game.
-Jamal

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Wednesday, May 12, 2004


Okay here's something for you: I downloaded a bootleg copy of Hitman 2:Silent Assasin a couple days ago and installed it on my PC but now it's installed I can't play it without inserting the CD....WHAT DO I DO!!! I need help please. Thanks.
-Jamal

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Thursday, May 6, 2004


Look look I know I know...But my mother's been hogging the PC lately..I mean since when was college so important?? Oh right...never mind...damn otaku's changed again.

-Jamal

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Tuesday, April 20, 2004


Updated Friends list

AgentX
anime girl
Apollo64
Arcadia
Bakuryu
Dark Serenity - Anna who I met when I was in grade 7 fell in love with her instantly. Not really.
DarkKagome
DJaganshi
goki 00
guylover14
hiei master23
Hope
IloveyouJin - Fangirl loves Jin
James - Used real name
Japan86 - the 86th Japan
JessicaHalo - Has a halo
Juno Cell - The hidden stage on Splinter Cell and Splinter Cell:Pandora Tommorow
Koga17
lost soul - The wandering soul
luicifers wife - Sympathy For the Devil
Mimmi
noshi17
original J
Overlord Inuyasha
Pan Ariodh Sayian
QkslvrLnknPrk808
RedefinedBebop - The Refined version fo the Bebop era
sickpunk9 - The 9th punk to throw up
sos - help
Ultimate Magician
Yotama

Alright I can't think of any other notes but I will later.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2004


   New look...yay.
-Jamal

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Tuesday, April 6, 2004


Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

Hot Dog


Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked world
We're a fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine ninch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up babes
Who fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up soul with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's fourty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
This.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
This.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me


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Friday, April 2, 2004


Veteran
Veteran


What Otaku Rank are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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Thursday, April 1, 2004


AS SEEN ON T.V.!!!

Shit can be found in all major toilets.
Or call 1-800-shitnow
What is the most functional word?

Well, it's shit. That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
--------------------
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
----- ------- -------- -----
With a little effort, you can get your shit
together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
---- ------ ------
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
-- --- --- --- ---
Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shit
Dumb shits, Crazy shits
And sweet shits.
-------------
There is bull shit,
Horse shit
And chicken shit.
-- --- --- --- ---
You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.
-- --- --- --- ---
You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.
-- --- --- --- ---
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
-- --- --- --- ---
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
-- --- --- --- ---
You can have too much shit
Not enough shit,
The right shit
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.
-- --- --- --- ---
You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a
paddle.
-- --- --- --- ---
Sometimes everything you touch turns to
shit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of
shit and come out smelling like a rose.
-- --- --- --- ---
When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.
- --- --- --- ---
And remember, once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004


Just finished listening to Limp Bizkit's Hot Dog. lol 46 times. Great song though
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