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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Only In the Bahams
1. Only in The Bahamas......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance, or the Police.

2. Only in The Bahamas......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

3. Only in The Bahamas......do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

4. Only in The Bahamas......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in The Bahamas......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in The Bahamas......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

7. Only in The Bahamas......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

8. Only in The Bahamas......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




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