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Friday, March 25, 2005
You Know You're at a Black Funeral If:
1. Three generations get out of the family tryin to beat down someone for cutting into the funeral procession.
2. You got relatives coming in, shackled from Your Majesty's Prison to pay their respects.
3. A fist fight breaks out.
4. When people break down crying, try to climb into the casket, and tell the Lord that they "want to go."
5. When the family wears T-shirts with a photo of the deceased on it ... to
the funeral!
6. When someone walks around to view the body and yells out, " WHY YOU
GONE?"
7. When the brothas stand around drankin' after the service and someone
"pours a li'l supmtin' on the ground for the homie who's no longer with us."
8. When most of the relatives keep fainting before, during, and after the
service.
9. When everybody strips the grave of flowers to take home.
10. When the dinner after the funeral turns into a family reunion, folks
break out cards and dominoes, somebody starts playing some Marvin Gaye and
Al Green, and all the
older men start talking about how they used to pimp back in the day.
11. When the picture on the obituary is of the deceased from 30 years ago.
12. When everybody is trying to out cry one another, as if crying the
loudest will qualify for a prize after the funeral.
13. If the deceased didn't have 2 nickels to rub together, but leaves the
world in a $15,000 silk lined mahogany coffin.
14. When the soloist sings about 15 verses of "Precious Lord" or "His eye is
on the Sparrow."
15. When the funeral is two weeks after the death of the deceased.
16. When someone at the funeral tries to take the deceased out of the casket.
Trust me I know...
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