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Thursday, April 1, 2004
AS SEEN ON T.V.!!!
Shit can be found in all major toilets.
Or call 1-800-shitnow
What is the most functional word?
Well, it's shit. That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Consider:
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You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
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With a little effort, you can get your shit
together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
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You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
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Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shit
Dumb shits, Crazy shits
And sweet shits.
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There is bull shit,
Horse shit
And chicken shit.
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You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.
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You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.
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Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
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Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
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You can have too much shit
Not enough shit,
The right shit
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.
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You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a
paddle.
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Sometimes everything you touch turns to
shit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of
shit and come out smelling like a rose.
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When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.
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And remember, once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!
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