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Wednesday, March 29, 2006


Busy days ahead and a funny list of stuff if you're a car buff
Well, I have two things to do this week.

Send off my press credentials to ESPN for the X Games and also send them off to the people at the LA Auto Show for this November's show.

This will be my fourth year applying for press credentials to the X Games. Every year ESPN has deemed me too young to allow to be press, but now I'll be over the 17 1/2 year old minimum they impose by the time the X Games roll around.

Did you hear what the added to the X Games? Rally racing. I'm still trying to figure it out, but hell, who cares.

X Games + Rally Racing + Press Credentials = New pair of undershorts necessary?

Possibly.



So the LA Auto Show I know I have already. I asked a representative there when I was at the show two months agao and she said there would be no problems getting me in as press.

So now I get to sit in the cars. As long as I can fit in them.

Don't get my started on the list of cars I couldn't fit into at the auto show. Well, here they are anyhow.

By thw way, I'm about 6' 3'' and 150lbs roughly, so I'm tall and lanky to say the least.




Chrysler Crossfire - Too claustraphobic for me.

Mazda RX-8 - Ditto on the RX-8 and being claus.

Mazda Miata - I could see over the windsheild.

Nissian 350Z Roadster - Too cramped. My knees were practically in my face.

Nissian 350Z Hardtop - I hit my head getting in, much to the humor of those around me and myself. I closed the door and smashed my legs.

Any Porsche - God, what a real pisser. I couldn't fit in any goddamn Porsche. F@%# Porsche anyhow, they're selling out. Making a SUV and a 4 door car. What the hell are they thinking? Not much, that's for sure.

Lotus Exige - I sat in it, got one leg in, and then the sales guy looked a little concerned. All i could get in was one leg.

Honda S2000 - Sat down, and couldn't even get a leg in.



Everyone always glorifies being tall, but I think this list offically proves that it sucks to be tall.


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