Friday, July 20, 2007

Absolute Power ch.12
Absolute Power
Mission: 12
Turning Point: Part 3 (Almost the last “part” I swear!/ A Past re-visited.)

Kit: (fangs, red eyes, claws) Zeru!!!

Zeru: Correct, but not this moron (kicks the dead guys body over the cat-walk) I Negeta Zeru am the original.

Profile:

Negeta Zeru
Height: 6’ 0”
Voice: (Muruta Azreal, Gundam SEED/ Mega-Man, Mega-man NT Warrior)
Body: Big arms, pecs and stomach, he’s in good shape, all body hair shaved off, he oils himself too and has all his nails done, also, a sprayed on tan.
Clothes: Black, tight T-shirt, clinging to his skin and showing off his muscles. Black ankle socks and red-and black Snike Springz. He also wears a Gold Glidex Watch and thin Gold chain necklace. But most noticeable of all is his, shiny, skin tight, glittery, gold spandex pants.
Face: Perfectly cleaned pores, blinding white smile of perfect teeth. He has red-ish hazel eyes and short black hair, spiked and frosted, he also has his right ear pierced with a Gold ring.
Personality: Rich evil boy. He has no people skills, he’s a rich prick. He’s never been without, so has no sympathy, he will do anything to help himself, and does. He doesn’t give a crap about anyone but himself, never has and never will. He’s also a rude, tactless, pervert and womanizer.

Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?

Kit: Yeah, like a fungus! (Gun clicks; Kit turns and looks even more pissed) You! How could you?

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Foxxy: This blood, it can’t be… Sylven’s? No! It can’t be, Sylven would be hurt like this! Its impossible! I have to find Kit, I can’t take this!

Foxxy takes off down the hall towards the hangar. As she’s running, she runs into Sora.

Sora: Hey there!

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Sylven is lying on the ground, bleeding, and his heart weakly beats, the beat slows, and quiets, slows, and quiets, slows, and stops. Then, his plug suit reacts, defibrillators in the chest shock and he revives. Sylven slowly gets up, still bleeding profusely.

Sylven: (assessing his wound) I shouldn’t be alive.

Sylven notices the one, damaged sparking defibrillator.

Sylven: I guess the suit saved me, even with this level of damage.

Marane: Its quite well designed, much like you.

Marane stands a few paces behind Sylven; he looks back at Marane out of the corner of his eye.

Sylven: What are you doing here?

Marane: I may ask you the same question, or may I ask what are you still doing here? Not many people walk around with a ruptured heart.

Sylven: The life support system in this plug Suit is responsible, the pack on the back is oxygenating my blood automatically, this (looks at the plug suit) is all that’s keeping me alive.

Marane: So you give credit to your ingenuity and not my own?

Sylven: Your work is the reason I got to die, I think I need to thank you!

Sylven goes to strike him down with his whip, but collapses in pain.

Marane: (walks over to Sylven) It doesn’t matter how well it oxygenating your blood, (picks him up in the arm-over shoulder style) if it all leaves your body.

Sylven: Get off me; I don’t need your help.

Marane: Now come on now Sylven, you need my help and I need yours, we both want Negeta dead, why not work together.

Sylven: Because you’re a valueless degenerate.

Marane: What value does a dead man have?

Sylven: You have a point.

Marane: Yes, does that mean I also have an agreement?

Sylven: I never said you had that.

Marane: At least allow me to dress your wounds; I can’t have my creation dying on me.

Sylven: You didn’t create me, you ruined me.

Marane: Then allow me to fix you!

Sylven: I can see you won’t shut up unless I do.

Marane: Yes.

Sylven: Unfortunately I don’t have the strength to kill you, so I don’t think I have a choice.

Marane: Then I guess I have an agreement.

Sylven: Don’t tempt me to activate this suit’s self-destruct explosive.

Marane: Believe me, that is the last thing I need!

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Sora: Hi there Kit’s sister!

Foxxy: The name is Foxxy!

Sora: Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.

Foxxy: What do you want?

Sora: well, I saw you were done with your explosives planting, so I thought I’d escort you to the hangar to meet up with your friends. Don’t want you getting hurt now!

Foxxy: Fine, I don’t know my way around, so I need your help.

Sora: Good, it’s this way! (Sora takes off running) Come on Fox-girl!

Foxxy: Wait up!

The two of them run down the hallways, making sharp turns, Foxxy barely keeping up.

Foxxy: Why are we running?

Sora: We need to get to safety, these halls are the worst place to be when you’re out numbered, too many places we can’t see were they can hide!

Foxxy: I get it now!

Sora: Knew you would!

Foxxy: So, why’d you switch sides? You were an enemy before right?

Sora: For Aveian, sorry for shooting you down…

Foxxy: For what?

Sora: Never mind. (Thinking) she must not remember what happens in that Gundam. (Out loud) There’s the hangar up ahead.

Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?

Kit: Like a fungus.

A gun cocks, Kit turns his head.

Kit: You! How could you, Sora?!

Sora stands with her gun to Foxxy’s head.

Sora: Just conducting business!

At that moment Allenby runs in.

Negeta: Good, everyone’s here, we can begin.

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Allenby is walking through a very low basement in the Base, setting explosives.

Allenby: If I blow out these lower levels too, the place will collapse down too.

As she’s going forward, something catches her eye.

Allenby: (In awe) What the… What the hell is this?

Before her is a Gundam, its hands are nailed to a huge red cross, and its face is covered and its chest pierced with something. Then it speaks.

Gundam: Allenby!
As it speaks, its mouth moves, it has a a mouth, teeth, a tongue, a human mouth.

Gundam: Allenby!!!!

It tries to move forward, but its arms are holding it back, blood runs down the wall from the nails.

Allenby: I’m getting out of here!

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Kit: Sora, how could you betray us?

Sora: Just business Kit, don’t be too angry! (Blows him a kiss)

Kit: (growls) Sora! I should have killed you when I had the chance.

Aveian: (draws his gun) Stop it Kit, even try it and I’ll kill you.

Kit: Like I fear death.

Aveian: (talking with a cigarette in mouth) Fine then (aims towards Allenby) then I’ll kill her instead.

Kit: (snarls) Why are you doing this Aveian?

Aveian: Because I’m in love with her, so I’ll support her no matter what she does. Even kill my best friend.

Negeta: As much as I’m enjoying this, I must say I have something a bit more entertaining. Lets see if Ms. Beardsly and Mr. Spitfire are so willing to help you my dear Kit, after they know your past!

Kit: (exploding with rage) I’LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND ZERU!!!!

Sora: (gun clinks) I don’t think so!

Foxxy: Sylven will never stand for this; he’ll save me and kill you!

Negeta: Sylven is already dead!

The news hits Foxxy like a cannon shot, she breaks instantly

Foxxy: (weak, tiny voice) Dead? Sylven NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Negeta: Yes, Sylven IS dead, and my dear employee Ra here killed him.

Ra steps forward he holds his gear and clothes over his right shoulder, his weapon in his left.

Ra: Hello people!

Foxxy: You! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!

Sora: I don’t see that happening!

Voice: Allow me to do that.

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Marane drags Sylven into a medic station, and sits him on a table.

Marane: Aaah, (sets down Sylven) This seems an appropriate place to rest, eh Sylven?

Sylven: Just do your work already, this isn’t an alliance out of friendship.

Marane: (examining the wound through the hole in the plug suit) Awww, that’s not very nice, and here I thought you were growing to like me!

Sylven: Shut up!

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Kit: Sarin?!

Sarin step forward from an entrance.

Sarin: I came here to fight, so allow me to fight him (points to Ra)

Ra: Wow, for once my opponent is requesting a job! I’d be happy to take it! And it’ll be one the house! (Jumps off the cat-walk to face Sarin)

Negeta: Where are you going?! Get up here and guard me!

Ra: He is your enemy, just think of this as a preemptive strike!

Negeta: Fine then, now let me begin my tale.

Kit: Its my Tale! I’ll tell it!

Negeta: Be my guest; just expect my commentary at regular points.
Kit: It wouldn’t be hell without it!

The flash-back woosh happens and we see Kit, Foxxy and Aveian as children, they’re inside a military base Foxxy and Kit are little kids, Aveian looks almost a teenager.

(Negeta:) It all began while Kit and his sister and friend were little children, and what cute children they were…

(Kit:) I said I’d tell it! Back off asshole!

(Negeta:) I was only helping!

(Kit:) We were still small when the began experimenting on us, we were forced to be test subjects by the scientists at the base, we were made into weapons.

(Negeta:) And what good weapons, sharp and deadly…

(Kit:) BUTT OUT!!!!

(Negeta:) Screw you.

We see the little versions being forced into large glass chambers.

Kit: Back off asshole! No one is touching my sister!

Foxxy is cowering behind Kit.

Foxxy: (voice shaking) Big Brother… I’m scared!

Aveian Stands beside Kit, guarding a tiny Foxxy.

Aveian: They already got to her, we have to make sure they don’t get to her again, or us!

Male scientist: You can’t stop us!

Female scientist: There’s no point in resisting, just give in.

Male Scientist: Now (reaches forward) just get in the chambers and…

Aveian: I said get back!

Aveian nails the male scientist in the mouth with a hard right, knocking him to his side on the ground sitting up.

Male Scientist: (wiping blood from his busted lip) You little bastard (winces in pain)

Kit has jump kicked him in the balls.

(Negeta:) They were great fighters, even back then…

Kit and Aveian pummel the fallen scientist, but then he rises.

(Negeta:) But not even they could overcome their sizes…

The male scientist knocks Kit away then picks up Aveian and double arm strangles him.

Male Scientist: You still planning on fighting me?

(Kit:) But we never gave in!

Aveian: (gasping, but still defiant and strong, fingers held high) Fuck… You! (Spits)

Male Scientist: You little shit! (Kit goes to attack, but the scientist knocks him out of the air) Be gone!

The male scientist throws Aveian into one chamber. He picks up Kit off the ground, who’s coughing and is bleeding from the mouth.

Male scientist: Did I hurt you’re little organs? TOO BAD!!

He picks him up and spikes him like a volley ball into the chamber, we hear a loud cracking sound.

(Kit:) Several broken ribs, internal bleeding, even that wouldn’t stop me from protecting my sister.

Female Scientist: Now come here little Foxxy!

Kit: {one eye closed, the other half open, weak voice, crawls from the chamber) Sis…

Kit screams in pain as the make scientist step on his hand, breaking it.

Foxxy: Big Bro! (Screams)

Female Scientist: (holding Foxxy with a hand under each of her arm-pits) Gotcha!

Foxxy sinks her teeth, including enhanced canines, into the scientist’s hand, blood streams down.

(Kit:) Even back then we fought hard.

(Negeta:) To no avail…
The female scientist throws Foxxy in the last chamber, the Male scientist kicks Kit back into his, Aveian’s is already closed and flooded. As the doors close Kit and Foxxy look towards each other and try to reach. Foxxy reaches for her brother.

Foxxy: Big Brother…

Foxxy’s chamber floods, he immediately passes out and floats unconscious, Kit watches.

Kit: Sis Noooooo…

Kit’s floods and everything goes black.

(Kit:) The last thing I saw before passing out (scared Foxxy, calling for him, then lifeless) I’ll never forget, and NEVER forgive!

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Sylven: What are you doing now?!

Marane: That plug suit won’t do, it can’t sustain your life at 100%, in fact 50 may even be generous, yes to make you worth while I think I’m going to have to do some real reconstructive work!

Sylven: How do I know you’re not planning on killing me?

Marane: Please, you’re my only hope at a prolonged life; I’m not going to jeopardize it.

Sylven: That gives me little assurance.

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Ra: So you going to start, or me?

Sarin lunges at Ra’s face, Ra jumps back Sarin takes flight and rises up, Ra jumps back into a stance.

Ra: I must admit, I never fought ANYONE with a body type like yours, this will be interesting!

Ra launches back up and jabs with his spear, Sarin deflects it with one hand and swings with the other. Ra drops faster and Sarin’s claw strikes through his hair clipping some off. Ra tries to strike again, but Sarin catches it and throws him towards the wall.

Sarin: You can never beat me.

Ra hits the wall in a 3-point stance, then jumps off the wall towards the ground.
Sarin: In battle the first rule is never let your opponent get the high ground.

Ra hits the ground, does a front flip and lands back in stance.

Sarin: I already start this battle with an advantage.

Ra jumps back up, jabs, Sarin deflects, he swings, so Sarin catches it, Ra swings with the staff, Sarin catches that too.

Sarin: Also, your tactics are lack-luster.

Ra: Oh yeah?

Ra swings on the pole and drop kicks Sarin towards the ground.

Ra: Looks like I have the advantage now!

Sarin is sent towards the ground at high speed, he hits the ground, Ra isn’t far behind, bringing his spear down. At the last second Sarin flips back out of the way.

Sarin: That was pretty good.

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(Kit:) I’ll never forgive them for what they did to me!

(Negeta:) So they augmented you, all they did was make you better, why be so angry?

(Kit:) Those bastards tried to use us as weapons! I made sure they paid for that.

(Negeta:) Oh, so you’re going to admit to this? Well, I have no objections! Please, go on.

(Kit:) I don’t need your permission! (back to flashback, we see slightly older versions of our trio) From that moment we had new powers, powers we never asked for, never wanted.

(Negeta:) We created the perfect weapons, those 3 were the perfect arsenal…

(Kit:) we immediately started training, to turn these powers against they’re creators, we trained to get stronger, sharpening our already inhuman senses and bodies. The whole time making them think we were working for them. We trained until our eyes picked up the slightest movement, till our ears heard the tiniest breath!

(Negeta:) You betrayed us, after we made you…

(Kit:) we knew we were surrounded by enemies, that was obvious, we learned to sense danger, unfortunately sensing doesn’t mean stopping…

We see a little Kit on the ground, bruised and bloody, a larger soldier standing over him with his boot on his head.

Soldier: See you little shit, that’s what you get you abomination! Now its time for me to exercise this demon!

The soldier lifts his foot and drops it, but it doesn’t go down far. He looks down and sees a transformed Kit holding up his foot with one hand.

Kit: (snarling) Sorry, but I’m not going to die yet!

Kit throws the guys leg off him, the guy falls back but lands well.

Soldier: You evil little Satanic creation, I’ll destroy you later.

The guy walks off, Kit changes back, and then passes out.

(Kit:) We fought with all we could, (Aveian walks up to Kit’s body) and were always there for each other (And carries him off to safety)…

Kit starts to wake up, the first thing he sees is his little sister huge doe eyes and bright face.

Foxxy: (Bubbly and happy) You’re okay big brother!

Foxxy catches him in a big hug around the neck as he slowly sits up, pressing her cheek to his, she squeezes him tight, all happy and jumpy, then gives him a big loud kiss on the cheek.

Kit: (laughing, trying to pry her off) I get it, your happy to see me! I love you too sis!

Foxxy gets back, looking at him all cute, Kit immediately notices something.

Kit: are you wearing colored gloss sis?

Foxxy’s Gloss has a slight pink tint.

Foxxy: I think it makes me look cute, you too! (big smile, eyes closed, giggle)

Kit: You suck!

Kit rubs his cheek, the looks in the Foxxy’s compact, the kiss is still there, all pink and shiny.
Kit: (frustrated) It won’t come off!

Foxxy: I guess you have to keep it then, looks like branded you. It makes you look so cute!

Kit: You will die!

Kit tackles her to the ground.

Kit: Now I will make you pay!

Foxxy: (cocky, yet cute) Oh yeah!?

Foxxy sits up and kisses him all over his face leaving tons of marks.

Aveian stands in the corner watching, in contempt.

Aveian: If you two are done playing .Hack Twilight we have business.

Foxxy: Awwww, and I was having fun! Oh well, I already won. Kit looks soooo adorable!

(Allenby:) That’s so cute!

Pan back to now.

Allenby: Foxxy, were you always like that?

Foxxy: of course! I love my big bro, so I’m affectionate with him, its not like I like him, I’m just doing it because I love him, he’s my bro. I have to be sweet to him.

Kit: (arms crossed, eyes half shut, glaring at her) you just like humiliating me.

Foxxy: that too! But you know I love you!

Kit: I know.

Negeta: Enough of this, as much as I like this family bonding, and hearing about Foxxy’s affection, I insist we keep the story going.

(Back to the flash-back)

Aveian: You really need to learn not to pick fights with every enemy you come across, its not good strategy.

Kit: (futilely trying to clean his face) I was just testing my strength, how are we supposed to cause a revolution if we don’t know when we’re strong enough to fight?

Aveian: There will be no revolution if you die or the enemy realizes you’re planning one before we can strike. You can’t even defeat your little sister, let alone Zeru!

Foxxy: (hugging Kit from her knees and behind, stretched as far up as possible, resting her chin on his head) Big Bro is just too soft towards his little sis! He could never hurt me, so I have him beat every time!

Kit: You’re lucky I love you so much.

Foxxy: I know, and I’m going to exploit it till the end.

Aveian: Just try to focus the sibling love into strength, train to protect each other, we have to get ready. We can’t hide for ever.

(Aveian:) Those two were always a little too close, if you didn’t know them. They’d always sleep together.

We see Kit and Foxxy asleep( on their bed, Kit holding his little sis softly, his face still showing her work from that day, Foxxy has her hands on his wrist, in a cute little attempt to hold him back, her hands so small compared to his arm, even though she’s almost his height.

(Aveian:) I think some people would think its wrong. But they are all they had, the loved each other, I knew them since they were almost babies, they were always that way. If I hadn’t been so cold I know I would have shared the same fate. I think it was those bonds that gave us the strength to continue. (We go back to seeing Aveian now, he drops his gun down) Kit, I’m going to fight Ra now, I’m asking, not commanding you to not kill Sora, I love her, and trust her, let her live. And protect her if I don’t come back.

Kit: (a voice drenched with respect for his suriget big brother and father) Right, I will.

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Sarin: (standing back up) You’re pretty good. Its obvious I misjudged you. I have no hope of victory, so I will retreat for now.

Ra: Fine, it’s not like I’m getting paid anyway.

Sarin: I don’t see that as mercy, but I’ll accept it none the less.

Aveian: I will not run away. If you have the courage, try and defeat me Mercenary.

Ra: all these challengers, I guess another weakling to defeat isn’t that bad.
Aveian: Then try to take on me.

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Negeta: Well Kit, are you going to finish the story or me?

Kit: I’ll do it! I already stated so I may as well finish. (Kit looks at Sora) Be happy he loves you so much Sora, Aveian saved your life again!

Sora gulps hard and seems deep in thought.

Kit: Our bond was unbreakable, this made us strong, we knew with our mutual love came the ability to overcome adversity.

Negeta: You act all superior, like you’re the good guys, and did everything right and for good reasons, but the fact remains you betrayed us!

Kit: Betrayed!!!? Overthrowing tyranny and breaking free of the chains of your oppressors, can that actually be called betrayal?!

Negeta: We gave you a home, education, training, weapons and lives, how can you claim mistreatment?!

Kit: Of course you did that, you only did it because you needed us. You were just maintaining your weapons, at that is no charity. And the education, that was no gift either.

Again with the flash backs.

(Kit:) School, there’s a place you know I enjoyed!

(Negeta:) its only because you’re a complete idiot you hated that top of the line school.

Both Kits: Fellatio Cunnalingus High School.

Aveian: Home of…

Foxxy: The Crabby Beavers.

They all start laughing uncontrollably.

(Negeta:) Then again how would an idiot graduate early, of course your two year younger sister graduated the same year as you?

(Kit:) It was too easy

We see Kit, while taking a test, studying the teacher’s hand movements carefully.

(Kit:) I just watched what the teachers put down on they’re answer keys, then wrote that down. But even with that annoyance of work out of the way it still wasn’t any fun.

Kit sits in a classroom, Foxxy in the seat next to him. Both are sweating, hair matted, tongues out. Kit is in his T-shirt, while Foxxy is in the under tank-top she wears over her bra.

Foxxy: (Whiny) It’s hot!

Kit: (Exhausted) I know.

Random student: At least we have the window.

In the corner is a girl in a little strapless, low cut halter top and nylon short shorts shivering.

Girl: I’m cold!

The teacher shuts the window. Kit and Foxxy slump on their desks, a ton of students groan.

Kit: I don’t wanna die here!

(Kit:) Then there were the fights. I was always fighting. Its my life story. Fighting over my big mouth…

7 ft. Black Guy: (standing over Kit) I bet if a slapped you like a bitch you’d say you was talking too loud!

Kit: (layed back in his desk, feet up, hand behind his head, eyes closed, he opens them and looks over at the black guy out of the corner oh his eyes) Nope, the rest of the world is just too quiet.

The black guy reaches back and slaps him hard.

7ft. Black Guy: I BET IF I SLAPPED YOU LIKE A BITCH YOU WOULD SAY YOU WAS TOO LOUD!!!!

Kit, in turning around, lunges forward and punches him in the stomach, then grabs the back of his head and drives him face first into his knee, Kit the kicks that leg forward sending the guy flying.

Kit: Don’t worry, the world just got quieter.

(Kit:) Fighting for my pride…

Playing hockey on foot another player hits him in the hand with his stick.

Teen-ager: This is how we roll on my court bi-atch!

Kit: Moron! You dare fight in armed combat against me!?

Kit grabs another hockey stick, with the left he stops the teen-ager’s stick, then strikes him in the ribs with the right, flips it around and hits him with the top of the stick in the stomach, the guy collapses.

Kit: Idiot.

(Kit:) But mostly I fought for those I loved.

Foxxy is at her locker when a large football player, complete with letter jacket, approaches her, she turns to face him.

Jock: Hey there girl, I saw your moves in gym, I like the tough girls. (Stands right up to her chest) they’re more fun to break in, so let’s go.

Foxxy: No thanks.

Foxxy goes to walk away, but he pins her one wrist to the locker with one of his frying pan sized hands.

Jock: I wasn’t giving you a choice!

(Kit:) I always fought for Foxxy, even though I knew she could handle herself.

Kit: Get off her!

Kit runs up and drop kicks him in the ribs then legs sweeps him with his extended leg, taking the big guy down. Kit climbs on his chest ready to bust the guys face.

Kit: NEVER touch my little sis!

Foxxy: Big Bro.

Kit smiles at her, until a tree limb, or a jock limb shoots up, clutching his neck, the guy sits, then stands up with out even letting Kit out of the air.

(Kit:) I even transformed for the first time for her.

Jock: You shouldn’t have done that, see I was being nice, even if your sister is a tease, but now, after I beat your ass, I’ll tap hers!

Foxxy: Kit! No!

Jock: You’re next! What!? What the hell?

Kit: (face down, eyes in shadow, speaking under his breath) I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’LL KILL YOU!!!

Kit raises his head to show his demon eyes, he brings a clawed hand down, breaking the Jock’s arm off, clear off at the mid-forearm, it flips through the air. He screams in pain, Kit dives and grabs the Jock’s neck with the other; he thrusts him into a locker, almost collapsing a door. He grips the Jock’s neck staring him in the eyes.

Kit: You shouldn’t have provoked me foxes are very vicious when we’re angry; now, I’m going to make you pay for your mistake.

Kit digs his nails in and blood streams down the Jock’s neck.

Foxxy: That’s enough!

Kit: No! He’s going to pay!

Foxxy: Stop it Kit!

Kit: I’ll kill you…

Foxxy grabs him in a big, loving hug.

Kit: Get off me!

Foxxy: (tears rolling down her face, but she forces her usual bubbly cute confidence) No way! Not till you calm down big bro! and I can keep hugging you for a long time! There’s no way you can resist my cute charm and sisterly love for long.

Kit: I said get off! (Kit slumps over panting, his voice sounding softer)

He pushes her off, she falls on her ass.

Foxxy: Oooooow! (Starts crying)

Kit’s eyes starts to get soft, his fangs recede, his claws dull and shrink.

Kit: (really concerned) Sis… don’t cry!

Foxxy: But you… you said you were gonna kill me!!! (Sobs loudly)

Kit walks over and pats her on the back and gives her a loose hug.

Kit: Please cheer up sis!

Foxxy looks up at Kit, her eyes are dried and she has a mischievous look on her face.

Foxxy: Gotcha!

Kit wraps Kit in a big loving hug and kisses him on the cheeks a few times.

Foxxy: (uber-excited) I’m so happy you’re back! I missed you!

Kit: You just can’t help torturing me can you?

Foxxy: Nope! Because its fun and you’re so easy! Besides, we our foxes, tricks are our style.

Kit: Yes, but if you keep doing things like that in public people will get ideas!

Foxxy: (thinks for a while) You’re right… Ew! That’s just wrong!

Kit stands up as Foxxy lets go and pulls her up by her hands.

Kit: Lets get out of here sis!

Foxxy: Right away big bro!

(Kit:) I always gave up everything for what I cared about.

(Negeta:) Oh, mister protector, mister brotherly love, yeah from what you’ve done to me I know you care about allies and family! Why don’t you tell them about the grand rebellion? Tell them or I will, traitor!

(Kit:) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC GOD-COMPLEXED MORON!!!! I’ll tell my story, I’ll tell them why I can and could trust no one and had nightmares for years.

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Aveian: I have no respect for someone who would lower themselves to the point to serve one like Negeta.

Ra: then let me do this, I fight you as your opponent by choice, not by contract. If you try to kill that pathetic shit-ball Zeru I won’t stop you.

Aveian: In that case, I want to give you a good fight!

Aveian pulls out his gun, he fires 3 shots at Ra’s head, Ra quick dodges and closes the gap. Aveian engages Ra in close range combat with back hands, axe and crescent kicks, and pistol whips. Ra dodges and blocks with his forearm and spear.

Ra: I thought it would be easier to fight up close!

Aveian: Amateur mistake!

Aveian knocks his spear away with his foot and puts his gun to Ra’s head, then fires. Ra lets go of his spear and drops back to dodge the shots, he kicks the gun out of Aveian’s hand and turns in mid-air and fires at Aveian, then throws a grenade at him, smoke covers the battlefield.

Ra: Sorry I had to resort to that, but I had no choice, you died having my respect. What the hell?

Aveian stands, as the smoke clears Aveian stands with his hand out stretched, 3 bullets spin in mid-air in place before his hand.

Ra: What the hell are you?

Aveian: You shouldn’t have your guard down.

Aveian shoots a wave of energy at Ra, the bullets fall out of the sky, Ra goes flying back into the wall, and Aveian’s gun falls right into his hands and Aveian fires a shot through Ra’s thigh. Ra falls onto the ground bleeding.

Aveian: Weakling moron and this guy beat Sylven?

Allenby: How’d you do that?

Kit: when me and sis got experimented on, it changed our bodies, Aveian’s changed his mind.

Aveian: I have Psychokinetic powers. As well as the same immunity to all poisons like Kit and Foxxy.

Kit: Drink all day, never get drunk…

Foxxy: Or liver disease!

Aveian: Smoke all my life, never get cancer, and can out-last an Olympian.

Kit: It was thanks to these abilities we even got this far.

(Ah, another flashback)

Kit, Aveian, Foxxy stand on a stage looking down on a small faction of soldiers.

Aveian: All of you here, you stand for the new age of this land! We have come together to overcome the oppression of the old regime!

Foxxy: It’s a revolution!

Kit: And you, fellow freedom fighters, shall be the builders of our new future!

A blonde hair soldier walks forward.

Soldier: What’s the reason for this revolution Kit? Did you just get sick of Zeru’s oppression?

Kit: If I was fighting for myself I wouldn’t be asking all you to risk your lives. I’m fighting for those I care about, so that my sister can be safe, and yes so that all three of us can live in peace without being used as weapons.

Soldier: A brutally honest man who’s fighting for those he wants to protect, I can fight along side a man like that.

Black soldier: I’m with you dog!

Kit: Good, we’re going to need all the help we can get.

Foxxy: Now lets get ready, we strike tonight!


Aveian: Dismissed!

(Kit:) This was the worst night of my life. it is when I lost, no who am I kidding, when Foxxy lost her innocence, I lost mine a long time ago.

(Foxxy:) I’d rather be your impure comrade, then your innocent little liability, I mean sister. Besides, do you really think you could have done it without me?

(Kit:) No. I needed you.

(Foxxy:) Damn straight!

We see them, at night, dressing in all black, arming themselves with various military toys.

Kit: Hey sis, can you do something for me?

Foxxy: (runs over and lightly hugs him) Anything big bro!

Kit: (points to his right cheek) Give me a nice big wet one right there!

Foxxy: But I’m wearing my adorable glittery pink gloss, I’ll leave a mark, and always get…
Kit puts a gloved finger to her lips

Kit: I just want a little reminder of what I’m fighting for.

Foxxy: (tears budding in the corners of her eyes) Big bro… that’s so… sweet! You’re the best! Now you’re really getting it!

Foxxy, grabs her brothers neck and gives him a loud, long, love filled hug/kiss on the cheek. She goes in for another…

Kit: Ones enough.

Foxxy: Meanie!

She grabs his wrist and pulls his sleeve up, then reaches into her pocket.

Kit: No.

Foxxy: Please!

Kit: Nope.

Foxxy: Too bad!

Foxxy quick scribbles all over Kit’s arm, when he looks down he sees in glittery pink bubble letters “Foxxy’s love for her cutest big-brother” with pink hearts all around it.

Foxxy: It looks cute! Just like you!

Kit: You’re lucky I love you!

Foxxy: Which basically means I can get away with anything! (Winks)

Kit: You know you should really stop acting so stupid all the time!

Foxxy: (pouts, big puppy dog eyes) I’m sorry…

Kit: But not right now, because this is the sweetest thing anyone ever did for me (Kit hugs her to him) thank you so much, I love it.

Foxxy: No prob bro!

Kit: Good, now let’s start us a revolution!

(Kit:) We moved out at night, we caught most of the soldiers asleep or off guard.

Members of Kit’s revolutionaries rush in and fire into the rooms of sleeping soldiers.

(Kit:) We attacked everywhere at once, we were lucky the sneak attack worked, or else none of us would have survived.

Soldiers run down a hall-way around from the bend jumps out the blonde haired soldier, wielding duel gold-gilded revolvers, he fires, the bullets exiting at putting huge craters in the wall.

The black soldier runs down a hall throwing remote mines into each room, then ducking behind shelter, detonates them wiping out several divisions of troops.

Aveian fires at the soldiers taking them out with bursts of bullets and psycho kinesis, he runs past their bodies into a room.

Aveian: Prepare to die old man.

Marane: Now please Aveian, is that really anyway to speak to your creator?

Aveian: I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.

Marane: Don’t you think I’m more valuable alive? I can create more weapons, to help in your revolution.

Aveian: Sorry, (cocks gun) but that’d just be the first beat again in the Endless waltz.

As he’s about to fire several soldiers run down the hall and fire on him, he stops their bullets then picks them off. As he turns back around Marane is gone.

Aveian: So he got away.

Kit is running down a hallway, his sword in his left hand, a combat shotgun in the left; he cuts down then blows away several soldiers. Kit reaches a door then shoulder blocks it down. He peers inside, he drops his weapons and his hands clutch, he snarls.

Male scientist: Hi Kit!

Female scientist: Good to see you!

Kit: (snarls) I’ll tear you apart!

Kit lunges forward, the guy tries to draw a gun, but Kit cuts through him in a second, he turns to the female, he grabs her by the head and swings his arm breaking her neck and tossing her out the window.

Kit: I gained my revenge, almost!
Foxxy, after defeating several soldiers with her dagger and bare nails, busts into the biggest room. A rich, large older man sits in the desk looking at Foxxy.

Rich Man: Well well Foxxy, come to kill me?

Foxxy: You bastard, I’ll paint this room crimson with your entrails!

Foxxy rushes at him, but he pulls a gun on her, shooting her in the shoulder.

Rich Man: Too bad Foxxy, you thought you could take me out alone, and this time your big brother and Aveian aren’t here to protect you. Game over. (aims gun)

Gunshot, The man’s gun flies out of his hand.

Aveian: (steps in, gun drawn) Wrong again Zeru.

Zeru: So you are here.

Kit steps in.

Kit: Don’t forget about me!

Zeru: (looks at Kit’s face) Awwww, looks like you lost to Foxxy again. You came just in time to see her lose to me, (mocking Foxxy’s voice) “Cutest big brother!”

Kit sees the puddle of blood, Zeru aims his gun. Kit unsheathes his sword, reaches back and throws it, the sword goes through Zeru’s wrist and pins his arm to the wall.

Kit: Primeon, you’re going to pay for your sins. This (points to right cheek) is my love! And this (points at his left) is my past and all my pain!

Aveian walks up to Primeon, who’s struggling to get free, he puts his gun to Primeon’s head.

Aveian: Primeon Zeru, in this act I am executing the will of the people.

Primeon: Please! Let me live I promise I will…

Aveian gives Primeon a firearm brainectomy.

(Kit:) With that we were finally free.

(Negeta:) You killed my father, and on the night you did it I was hiding in the closet, I escaped after that, I never got a chance to give my father a proper burial.

(Kit:) We were freeing ourselves and others from the oppression your father. We were protecting ourselves.

(Negeta:) You killed my father because you were too weak to take a little pain, so you killed my family! You call that justice!? Time to return the favor, Sora.

(return to our time)

Sora: Ready.

Sora flinches a second, the goes to pull the trigger.

Foxxy: Sorry Sora.

Foxxy Reaches up and grabs the gun, then turns Sora’s arm behind her back, she hits her in the neck knocking her down on the ground defeated and unarmed.

Foxxy: she’ll be fine Aveian! (Giggles) I wouldn’t kill your girlfriend!

Aveian: Thank you. Unfortunately for you Negeta, you will not be leaving here alive.

Negeta: What is going on! How is this going so wrong!?

Draco: I will relish this moment!

Kit: (Demon) Me too!

Negeta: I refuse to die here!

Negeta runs of down the hall behind him. Sora jumps up and follows.

Sora: Wait for me!

Kit: Get back here!

A Gundams hand goes through the wall. Angelic Gundam stands above looking down on them.

Negeta: My base! How dare you!

Domon: Shut up! I no longer work for you, we’re only here to destroy Kit, if you die, or your entire life gets destroyed, oh well, you killed the person we had a deal with.

Negeta: Damn you!

Kit: I’ll deal with you later!

Kit runs up the leg of his Gundam and boards it. Aveian’s face pops up on the vid-screen.

Aveian: Remember the left arm is weak, so take it easy on it.

Kit: At this point, I’m just going to come back alive!

BlackStar and Drake Gundam come on as well.

Kit: Guys?

Aveian: There are two other Gundams.

Draco: So we’re going to assist in your battle.

Kit: Thanks!

The three Mobile Suits rise from the hangar.

Draco: I’ll take the big one.

Aveian: That leaves the knight to me.

Kit: Sounds good!

Argo: (Furious and weeping) NATASHA DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Argo in Screw rushes forward.

Draco: DRAKE!!!

Argo jumps clear over the blast and swings laterally with a drill, Draco holds up his sword, but Draco throws him to the side, sending him rolling across the ground.

George launches a ton of bits around BlackStar.

Aveian: Idiot.

Aveian launches missiles, on meets exactly with each bit head on, and then sends three at Rose Gundam. They hit dead on. Aveian Relaxes, then out of the smoke Rose lunges at him blades swinging, cape damaged.

Kit: (calm, determined, ready) Domon, I will make you pay for what you’re put me through.

Domon: You will pay for stealing my woman!

The Two of them charge each other, Kit deploys the sword on the MX left arm, and Domon meets with a sword of his own. Kit forces forward with his sword, but Domon forces him back. Kit raises his Hyper-Beam Rifle and fires several shots, most miss, one hits him and nicks his left shoulder.

Domon: CANON!!!!!!!

Domon fires the shoulder Canon cannons, Kit rolls hard to avoid, the beams keep going and take out several warring suits behind them.

Kit: This is going to be challenging.

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Sylven: Why is this taking so long?

Marane: with the state you’re in, this isn’t repair its reconstruction, I’m basically having to build I new body inside yours. But it will be done very soon.

Sylven: Good, because I need use of it.

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Draco: So we meet again.

Argo: NATASHA DEAD!!!! ARGO SMASH!!!!!

Argo rushes towards Draco, he swings wildly, Draco knocks the blows away with expert sword work. Argo goes for a thrust and Draco jumps back, Argo immediately fires Screw Missiles at Drake Gundam, Draco fires the flamethrowers and neutralizes the explosives.

Draco: Stalemate.

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George comes bursting through the explosion, he swings at Aveian who flies back, and then from behind two beams hit Cape Gundam, from Aveian’s extended claws. Cape Gundam hits the ground hard; Aveian launches a ton of missiles down on the grounded Mobile Suit. George gets up and jumps back, some of the missiles hit the ground, and others curve up to strike Cape Gundam. George deploys bits which attack the missiles, these are quickly destroyed by missiles and Claw beams. The remaining missiles hit Cape Gundam in its cape-shield shattering them to pieces.

George: I won’t lose, I WON’T LOSE YET!!!!!

George rushes BlackStar.

Aveian: You never learn.

Aveian fires the right claw out and George slices it away with the left sword, then Aveian strikes with the left, tearing the left arm off Cape Gundam.

George: I WILL NOT LOSE!!!!!

George runs up, through beams and missiles and drives his sword into BlackStar’s left shoulder; Aveian fires the particle beam cannon and blows the lower half of Cape Gundam off. The sword goes out and Cape’s remaining body hits the ground.

Aveian: (lights up) You lose.

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Argo: ARGO NO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Argo rushes Draco swinging with the drills again, Draco deflects and deflects, Argo then goes for a right thrust, Draco brings the sword around and cuts the front of the drill off, then brings it back around and cuts the left arm off at the elbow.

Argo: ARGO NO GIVE UP!!!

Argo fires what’s left of the right drill at Draco, stops it with the Buster Shield, sparks fly between the two projectiles. Draco throws his sword, which flies straight through Argo’s mid section cutting off the left leg and disconnecting the right, he runs up to point blank, reels back and…

Draco: DRAKE!!!!!

…Fires a Drake at point blank wasting Screw Gundam.

Draco: Weakling.

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Kit rolls his Suit across the ground to avoid another Canon shot. As he rolls Domon opens fire with the head vulcans, Kit rolls up onto his knees and takes off running, Kit fires with the Hyper-Beam Rifle at Domon, the shots hit doing some damage, then several Vulcan bullets go into Kit’s Rifle, which Kit quickly ditches before it explodes.

Kit: Time to finish this!

Kit rushes at Domon, their swords meet, and clash several times, Kit gashes Angelic Gundam’s chest, Domon thrusts his sword through Kit’s Gundam’s left shoulder, both jump back, then charge. Domon brings the sword into Kit’s Gundam’s shoulder again, Kit drives the MX’s Beam Sword into angelic Gundam’s Right side he then grabs the right forearm of angelic with his right glowing hand and crushes it., the left arm breaks off in his chest and Domon drops the sword, the end of his right arm being sparking crumbled metal.

Kit: Perfect.

Domon: CANON!!!

The beams pass through Kit’s Gundam’s upper body, all sensors go out and all main systems are severely damaged, the whole thing shuts down, the Suit slams into the ground.

Kit: Shit. Wake up! (rumbling, Angelic Gundam walks slowly forward) Wake up damn you! Wake up you piece of shit! (kicking the control panel)

Domon: He’s not moving, easy win.

Kit: (tears flowing, pounding on the panel with his fists sobbing) wake up you god-damned piece of shit!

The suit reactivates, except with black lights, none of the systems are functioning but the Mobile Suit Rises, all the sensors are out but he can see better than ever.

Kit: Ultimate Attack? (smirks) Well not like I have anything to lose at this point.

Kit’s Gundam’s eyes come back on and glow bright, it brings its right arm back.

Kit: DARK FLAME FOX!!!!!

A huge Fox made of black flame with glowing blue eyes launches forward.

Domon: What the hell!?

The Fox rears near, Domon closes the wings as a shield, the fox hits and the Shields and arms disintegrate, the body and head start to break apart when…

Kit: (Loud snap) AHHHHHHH!!!!

The Gundam’s arm breaks and explodes at the joints, both Gundams hit the ground, Kit’s barely winning.

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Marane: Your body is complete.

Sylven: (light blue, black and white Harry McDougal LeyLine outfit) Good, now time to try it out.

Marane: You can’t! you haven’t healed! You’ll destroy yourself!

Sylven: Wouldn’t be the first time.

Sylven takes off with the double image running effect.

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Allenby: (Kit Custom hits the ground) KIT!!!!

Foxxy: Kit!!!!

The two of them are about to run out when…

Ra: (struggling to stand, using is spear as a cane) Not… so fast.

Foxxy: Back off, you’re pathetic!

At that moment something very fast impacts Ra, slamming him back in, and deeper into the wall. Its Sylven, and he’s throwing light-speed punches and kicks, Ra is pretty beaten when.

Sylven: Now to finish you off!

Ra: (bleeding from the mouth) Bring it on!

Sylven goes to punch him, but then clutches himself in pain, blood drips on the floor.

Sylven: Damn! Not yet!

Foxxy: (overjoyed) Sylven!

Before she can even take one step he whooshes off again.

Foxxy: (weak) Sylven…

Allenby: Screw Sylven! Kit needs our help!

Kit: Nope.

The two girls turn to see him standing there behind them.
Both: KIT!!!!!

They both run up to hug him, he cringes, but through it has a warm soft feeling to his face.

Allenby: You okay?

Kit: (cringing, voices raspy) Yeah, I’m fine.

Foxxy: You sound hurt. Eww, why am I wet?

Allenby and Foxxy slowly step back and see the steady stream of blood dripping out of Kit’s right sleeve.

Allenby: Kit?

Kit: Just a scratch.

Allenby feels his arm where the jacket is wettest, she feels something sticking up, she yipes and jumps back.

Allenby: Its broken, bad!

Foxxy: We have to look at that!

Kit: I’ll be fine. (faints)

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Negeta enters an all glass walled elevator, Sora runs in after him, barely clearing the shutting doors.

Sora: (panting) I made it.

Negeta: So you just can’t resist me Sora, can you?

Sora: (breathing normally, draws gun and puts it to his chest.) Guess not.

Negeta: What’s this about!?

Sora: I knew it was you, every time that moron puppet came on to me, I knew he was only trying to lead me to you. I would have killed the damn idiot myself if I didn’t know!

Negeta: And that’s a bad thing? You know you want me Sora!

Sora: Please, I wouldn’t touch that gay ass of yours with a ten mile pole, your mere existence disgusts me, I hate you with all my heart. (Smiles, readies gun) No offense.

Negeta: (draws his own gun) None taken.

Negeta shoots Sora in the chest and she falls out the glass wall.

Negeta: (yelling to her falling body) Sorry Sora!!!! We could have been something!!!!

Sora’s eyes are blank, she’s bleeding and falling, her limbs hang loosely. She falls, death seems immanent.

Aveian: SORA!!!!!!!

BlackStar, with its one good arm burst through the hangar door and catches Sora’s body in the claw.

(ending theme)

We see Foxxy and Allenby treating Kit’s arm in Draco’s ship, then Aveian enters carrying Sora.

Sylven in his Gundam with Marane in hand flies out of the base.

Draco pushes the detonator and the whole compound goes boom! Wiping out tons of Mobile Suits on both sides.

Ja Ne

(Sad, haunting music)

Foxxy: (sadly) Why do you have to fight? Don’t make me choose sides. I love you both, why can’t you stop this? We all have the same enemy, why do we have to make enemies from each other? Please Kit, stop it, because I won’t forgive you if you win. Absolute Power: Mission 13: Turning Point Part 4.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

hurray for [lack of] knowledge!
its fun to know that not a person who commented is familiar with the ole X-men, i expected to be wasted by fanboy/girl-ness, but instead i get a whole lotta nothing. but i guess i can't blame you, i just know things because of wiki, i waste so much time there that keep forget getting sidetracked from writing AP, i'm going to try to put the perverbial foot down and do me some fanfic writin tonight, but i'll probably miss out on it again because i'm just so magically lazy and unable to do meaningful things, curse my inability to do anything lasting!

well on that subject i'm still unable to get any MC Chris tracks off the interweb except Fett's 'vette. which, while awesome is just one song off 4 albums, so you can see my frustration. and PeePants himself tells me to "pirate that shit!" yet i know not the place to do it. the only site i ever got free music off of is Gendou, and that site is only for anime music, so i can't use there. i know some of you guys have to have some sort of source from which i can aquire them awesome beats, so i ask you to bestow upon me the awesome nerdcore beats of this MC. please, please help me out here people, i'm lost without you...

another fun thing is trying to find the ole cheats on X-men duece legends, well not really cheats, i just want to get better at setting off the combo attacks, but alas i can't find me teh inf0 on that either. i'm starting to think that search engines are just uesless at finding anything good. can't find MC Chris tracks, can't find XML2 hints, can't find Kira x Lacus hentai. i'd really like to find these things because so many other people seem to find these things. if you'd like to make a contribution to alleviate my stress it'd be appreciated.

i every once in a while stumble upon combos every once in a while, my favorites are the once with Rogue because the names are great. "Humiliating Cards" and "Humiliating Bash" which involves Rogue doing her taunt/blow kiss move and Gamibit doing his card throw or staff attack respectivly. i just imagining it because it basically involves i guess enemies being emasculated and conquered by Rogue's kiss then blown up or beaten to death by Gambit. i find that infinately entertaining, Rogue seducing a guy, him all heart-eyed and gushing towards her, then gambit coming up from behind and beating him to death with his stick, i see this all in the VG cats art style, in case you needs you mo deatail. though then again it'd be equally fun to see the guy get all lovestruck, then next thing you know, exploding card to the chest i'd imagine it'd go like "I'm going to... *hit by "kiss"* w-well... you're p-prett... oh damn. *EXPLOSION*"

though the idea of Sunfire, who got his power from a-bomb radiation in Japan, can create a huge mushroom cloud explosion, sort of seems like perpetuating disaster, huh? of course maybe he is trying to create an army of irradiated pissed off mutant bad-asses. though i actually wish that you could get the the Sunfire that existed right after fighting Lady Deathstrike, but before he got cybernetic implants, thus: NO LEGS! i just think that'd be great! just see him either hover using his fire blasts like rockets or just sort of hop or walk on his hands everywhere. either that or i want to have horseman versions of sunfire and Gambit, complete with powers to end all life or cause extreme hunger.

i must watch Code monkeys tonight, as you all should have, i have DVR, so i'll watch it right before i pass out.

please help me locate:
-MC Chris songs for free download [that work, many didn't] on mass if possible.
- X-men legends info on how to execute combo attacks and/or a list of them
-how to unlock costumes in x-men legends
and last/least
-Kira x Lacus hentai

peace fools

♥ JD Person ♥

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Larrity: From now on Christmas is canceled, even Jew Christmas.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

annoyance.
my life is so mundane, i really never do anything, i never accomplish much and i'm not exactly socially active, so really all the things that irk me are pretty inconcequencial, but to me in my own small and introverted world they add up to a bit of a emotional headache, making me just a bit annoyed by the feelings and the causes of them.

first off there is the joy of me re-discovering my X-Men legends II game, possibly the only RPG i ever played that was as complex as Shining Tears, in fact despite the much smaller amounts of enemies in XML2 its about as straight forward and simplistically written as ole 1 out of 5 Shining Tears. first off i want to point out the utter lack of GOOD Brotherhood members [note: i never read the comics, all i know of characters i know from wiki, the brian singer/ bret ratner movies and the cartoons from my childhood] you get all of Magneto who's moves mostly suck, Juggernaut who kills too many enemies, i hardly even get to touch enemies unless they swarm us Toad who has almost no tongue based moves and Scarlet Witch, who's power is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. manipulating random circumstance? seriously? her power is, to quote Mu La Flaga, "to make the impossible possible" in one of the comics she has to "do the math" towards her occurances, which makes her game powers even better, which include turning people into boxes or making them burst into flame. i'd like to know the odds that a human being will spontanuosly turn into a cardboard box. and the stupidest thing is that your run into awesome brotherhood members like Sabertooth, Blob, Pyro, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're stuck with those 4, and like 12 X-Men, i want equal representation! though i guess thst's implying that those 4 could take on the 12 other x-men and come out even. one of the X-Men i found interesting was Sunfire, because he was never a loyal X-Man, he joined for a short time after trying to wipe out all of the US, but being as he was so angry and anti-social he left, got his legs cut off, Rogue took his powers and his body disapeared, so he's ot there, somewhere.. legless. but i'm using Gambit and Rogue because they are fun lovers plus they're powers rock, Gambit can grab people and make them explode like Kimblee from FMA, and Rogue can blow kisses that make enemies lovestruck and helpless, and from the ole brotherhood i use Magneto and Juggernaut, because Magnus is one of the strongest mutants ever and Cain, well he's the Juggernaut bitch! but then again Rogue got all of her TV powers while working for the Brotherhood, and Gambit was pure awesome as a brotherhood member in evolution, he did actually tell someone that he'd turn him into a bomb, and he'd enjoy doing it. in a fun side note Hurricane Helmes of WWE fame was slated to play Remy LeBeau in X3, but his scene got cut, though X4 is being hinted at, hopefully Bret Ratner won't be directing.

i'm pretty pissed the they keep killing ole Remy off in the comics. in pretty much every X-Men book he gets killed. he gets stuck inside the alternate dimension inside one guy, he dies for Rogue a whole bunch of times, in at least on of those cases she, at his request takes his powers, and that allows her to touch people, so she fucks Iceman. i realize it was to push the movies, but still, how do you go from Gambit to Iceman? why doesn't she just bang Collossus, at least that would be more entertaining and less irritating. Gambit just keeps dying off all the time, he even gets killed by Doctor Doom in marvel: ultimate alliance, at another point he get his arm blown off and get hunted down and killed in a sewer, but i guess so did Spiderman and Angel so i guess he was in good company.

but wehen he lives, he LIVES! he is the last X-man alive in Bishop's future, and in another dimension his ability to mess with knetic energy gave him the name "new sun" as he cooked everyone on earth when he earned that name, at another point he just steals thex-jet and takes off with his adopted daughter, he being an immortal nampire after he almost died, an immortal plasmavore with the ability to make things explode, that is pure awesome!

i'm also irked [on a completly unrelated subject] is the fact i asked my female biological contributor to order me the newest destiny DVD, she got me the SEED DVD 9, even though i: 1. always refer to GSD as Destiny, 2. all 10 SEED DVDs are out and 3. i already have SEED DVD 9. oh well, when i re-ordered Destiny 9 i forgot the signature required, so while she cancels her mistake i'll ask her to fix mine.

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[code monkeys again]

Dave: [viewing cosplayers in line] Black Spock, Darth Vader, White Mr.T, Grimace... what the hell are you doing here? Oh! Wookie in a Wheel-Chair!

view Code Monkeys tomorrow [wednesday] at 9pm on G4!

peace fools!



HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

yay love!
well it appears that everything i say must be in some way comically counter-acted by your Peoplezez's respounces or lack there of. i title something "no love" and i get massive respounces by you guys, i think you all have great senses of humor, i be this post will probably be very lacking in comments based off the up-beat title. but oh well, tis my fate and i except it. i am really glad my sempai stopped by, its always good to see the sages stopping by, and a few of the people i think of as elite are giving me the ole visit as well, so i got respounces from a lot of the high-profile [in my semented little mind] people in my circle of aquaintances.

on the that subject i'd like to say how strange it is to see that i'm ranked 196 on this site, yet i know less than .1% of the people here, i guess i'm going the more loyal route of having a smaller circle o friends that i have visit me a lot, though its not really working that good, as that of #4 ranked animegirl67 who has more than twice the amount of GB signatures that i have, so i have lately tried reaching out to more people, i went by some of my favorite character's names, and its really strange to see how all the people with an exact character name just drop off. Lacus Cylne [and Lacus Klein], Kira Yamato, Dearka Elseman, Colette Brunel, Sheena Fujibayashi and pretty much every other character i put in hasn't been updating in ages, if they ever did. there have even been a few with really awesome names like GoddessLacus or Lacus-chan, FallenAngelFlonne, Colette-chan or ShennaSama, i guess the bigger the otaku flame the faster they burn out. i really wish i'd met the person with Lacus's name, for she is an older girl who wants to marry Lacus, CURSE MY LATE COMING! i really hope sempai reads this one so he can comprehend the awesomeness that was missed by me [and maybe him].

on that subject i'd really like to see a LacusxKira sex scene in the next SEED movie. i know they are the uber-fluff cute couple of virtue and warm fluffy feelings, so let them get married first, i just want to Kira mount her and hear those 3 glorious notes as he cues up "METEOR" and goes SEED. i REALLY want to see what the Ultimate Coordinator could do to her when he unlocks his true potential, hell have Heine's ghost sing it on the top of the screen, and even more over i want to see what LACUS can do when SHE turns SEED, i really want to see what a Goddess of Song can do when she is going full force on a person she has such deep feelings for. though i do want to see what Fllay does to Kira, because Allster was dealing with some serious crazy, i mean between the scaring children, naked talking to herself and the demented "orders" she gave to Kira i'm sure idea of "dirty talk" or "disipline/rough sex" would be, i imagine it involving the phrases "flithy disgusting coordinators", "you all deserve to die", "you've been a back afront to God and nature", and personally my favorite, "do me, do me, FOR THE PRESERVATION OF OUR BLUE AND PURE WORLD!!!" with all the nutcase in her it'd be fun to watch her make Kira her bitch. in fact the best one would be a all time crazy off, put Fllay, Orga, Shani, Clotho, Sting, Auel, Stella, Azrael, Djibril and Patrick Zala in a room with plenty of KY and bondage gear, lock the door and enjoy. speculating about the sxual habits of fictional characters, especially ones with superhuman abilities and/or severe psychosis is always fun!

still waiting on so "where to get MC Chris tracks" advice, so far i have found a billion sites that offer Fette's 'vette for free, but no other song is for the pirating as the MC instructed, and being as he has made it very hard to BUY his songs, ans says i should download them for free, i would really like to know WHERE the hell to go and get them.

i just realized the hilarity of having a large part of a post called "yay love!" to ranking about imaginary Gundam SEED hentai.

i was going to visit today, but me and Bev went on a little tangent of imaginary fun-times so that basically took 3 hours i didn't expect to go "poof" so consider your dept payed people i visited last saturday, i slipped up.

quote time.

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[from Code Monkeys]

Jerry: we have to get those [ET] Games!

Dave: We'll take my car!

Jerry: Dave, you don't have one, you sold it to buy that 20 foot blow-up doll...

Dave: Viganta? She was worth every penny...



HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, July 16, 2007

no love.
no one seems to love the code monkeys, airing at 9pm wednesday on G4. it seems 3 out of four people didn't see it and i guess the other 10 or so people who visited didn't even care enough to comment, but i guess that's fine, i had a damn good time watching it, and updating about it, so i guess if i'm on an island then i'll stay there, and i'll praise thats show until it inevitably get canceled by those dicks at G4.

but enough of that, i didn't update on friday night because i ran out of time and it was visit all you guy or update and i chose to go the altruistic route and apease my goodness by for oncte visiting in return for nothing as opposed to the opposite i usually pull off on the odd days. but because of that i didn't get to do my regular Destiny rant, so i will now give you a belated but just as fanboy-y Gundam SEED Destiny rant.

that last ep was SOOOOO Awesome! it starts out with Stella in the Destroy laying waste to another whole city, killing all the ZAFT soldiers, as well as any civilians. because, as Djibril says "these people must be punished and learn that Coordinators and Naturals should not interact." then out of now where those fimaliar 5 lights bounce of the Destroy's shield, and The Sword of the Blue Sky, Freedom and its Pilot Kira Yamato show up to stop the killing. well after the awesome entrance music [Boukutachi no yukue] Neo warns Stella that it may be just one suit, but its the Freedom and it is a dangerous enemy. so Sting and Neo fly in to help try and stop Kira, and Kira, without going SEED holds off all 3 aces, including the destroy with it dozens of beam guns, positron cannons, missiles and bit/hands. the Destroy soon reveals that instead of being a huge chicken-walker, but instead a huge Mobile Suit with tri-positron cannons in the chest and beam guns in the fingers, finally at this point Shinn as well as Cagalli and the remaining Murasume Pilots show up, Kira takes Neo, the rest of the ORB crew take Sting, and Shinn takes on the Destroy. Shinn flies up and slashes the Destroy's chest open, but Neo tells him that its Stella inside, so Shinn pusses out, Kira, finally going SEED calmly says "Miss Murrue, pick this Pilot up for me" and disposes of Neo in one move, Neo a Pilot that kept Athrun AND Shinn on the defensive, at the same time! Shinn then tries to hold Kira off from beating Stella once and for all, but after she sees the Freedom she hears Neo's words of "if you don't fight the bad things will come and kill us all." and since she was raised/created/molded to fear death over all else she goes nuts and tries to wipe out the whole city. and as she charges up the tri-positron cannons, Kira proclaims "no more, it ends here!" and jams a beam sword into two of the 3 cannons pretty much wrecking the Destroy. [and yes, i got to hear Shinn yell STELLA! several times]

but on the theme of no love, i saw this fight on youtube [well i could of, but i didn't want to spoil it] and someone said that kira didn't really beat her, Shinn did, and everyone who disagrees is a Kira fanboy. now i AM a Kira fanboy, but i still think he won legit. Kira held off 3 aces at once, Shinn fought the Destroy alone, as well Kira fought id when it would deploy its hands as satellites that circled and fired from every direction at once, and it deployed it shield against him. Stella recognized Shinn i think because she just fired the forward guns and didn't put up her shield, so Shinn getting that hit was based off the fact that he had a lot less fire on him and no defenses to fight against. i don't think the MS mode can deploy the sheild across its whole body like it could in the Mobile Armor version, just on the arms. also Shinn lacked the balls to finish her off, Kira is a pacifist and tries to avoid fighting and death as much as possible, but even he knew she had to be stopped at all costs, Shinn did a good job, but Kira was the real hero, besides, Shinn's all moody now and i already know he beats Kira once, so he gets his revenge.

my last bit of "no love" is that i want to get all of MC Chris's tracks, but he doesn't sell them anywhere, he says to "pirate [his] shit!" but i know not where to go to pirate said feces, any suggestions?

-Quotes-

more code monkey goodness

Jerry: hows the new game going Mary?

Mary: Good, i'm sure that "Red Rhonda" will be a hit, it will teach girls about their peroids while being action-packed enough that boys will play it too.

"Red Rhonda 2" with increased menstral ACTION ACTION ACTION!!!!!!!! [i made that part up muself, good no?]

code monkeys
G4
wednesday
9 pm
watch
love
live

peace



HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, July 15, 2007

JD Person like...
Code Monkeys is absolutely the best non-anime i've ever seen. there are just so many great quotes, i watched it the other night and i'm re-watching it now, oh God is it awesome and the quotes just keep coming, i'm having to write them down just so i don't forget them.

but the show is just so great, and so wholey inappropriate, thats why i figure it will get cancelled any day now. but in the mean time i love it, the characters are all so wrong! my personal favorite is the accountant named "Black Steve" he is a black guy, with anger management problems and a large gun. he shot the owner of the company he tries to take his office, he threatens people, extorted the crazy D&D Todd [voiced by master shake] he then tried hiding in vending machine and then a cake to kill the new owner of the Company Larrity. Larrity thwarts the first attack with a flack jacket then commending him for his brazeness and letting him keep his office. he then stays alive because he bullet proofs all vending machines and automobiles. he then drops a piano on Steve when he pops out of the cake and tries to kill him.

there are so many great quotes, all of which i'll put up at a later time, in fact it might just be my post at some point, its just so great!

but i'll try to keep going with the intro, then there is Larrity, he's a crazy Texan oil tycoon who bought gameavision [the company thr characters work for and a spoof of the first ever third party developer activision] from Steve Wozniak [who provides his own voice] he shows up and gets rid of all fun in there, he also rants on about how much he loves his money and hates "Turtles," "Bats," people who fuck with his money, and upon meeting the openly flambouyant and gay music designer Clarence who pops up in a leotard jumps over them, sings then descends down a mario-esque tube he replies "and whatever the fuck that was!" the Gameavision building appears to countain many old platforming game levels, to me they look like pitfall, mario and castlevania. Larrity has stuffed animals in his office, one of which is a Dolphin, and he threatens to skin and mount the main characters if they ever tell people what he did with the the ET Games. he appears to be the most racist and stereotypical southerner imaginable, with great quotes like "i didn't know we stocked the vending machines with black folks." he also demolishes the womens bathroom because he likes to "pace back and forth like a caged tiger before dropping a hot steaming 2." nhe then tells the lady programmer that iof she could aim right she could go piss in a coffee can, and since she can't he doesn't care. he also "adopts" a 10 year old korean boy named Benny [also master shake] who he feeds "cigarettes to keep him small and sugar to make him playful." he then hasBenny test games, when he looks at the ET game his huddles in a fetal position and shivers. Larrity finally wins the group over by hog-tying and branding Todd.

The ET game episode is so great. it parodies the creation of the HORRIBLE et game for the Atari. Dave is sent to see the opening of ET after Larrity buys the rights from Spielberg [who Todd calls a poor mans Lucas] and literally wrestles him into doing it for $20 million. so Dave goes to the premier where he makes such wonderful cos-players as "black spock" "Darth Vader" [who he kicks in the nuts, twice] "white Mr.T" "Grimace" and "Wookie in a wheelchair" he then sells his ticket to a guy for $30 after making him relieve himself in his pants and scream that he like men. Dave then goes to a strip club and exclaims the line that got me to watch the show "I LOVE YOU WHORES!" meanwhile Jerry buys pixie sticks from Benny so he can pull an all nighter and code the "best game ever!" this causes him to turn into a streetfighter-esque character and punch the walls until his fists bleed. when Dave returns he fakes that he saw the movie and says that ET fights snakes with a lightsaber, shoots nazis to get the ark of the coverentent as well as the russians so the main the kid can dance, but he doesn't get the ark and instead dresses as a woman to get a role on a sitcom. he also hates children. the final product is the worst game in the history if gaming. the game puts Benny ion a fetal position wimpering and causes a child to die of cancer and another blames God saying "i didn't care if my parents got divirced or beat me, i just wanted this game to be kick-ass!" so Laritty rounds them all up and locks them in a basement along with neil Diamond, who provided the theme song " Neil Diamond's ET: Lizard alien and me." this all turns out to be a plan Larrity concocted with George lucus to ruin Steven Spielberg so Dave isn't penalized.

nothing i can say can convey its awesomeness, you must watch it, its on G4, they are replaying it constantly, check it out, its so great i can't sum it up, but i'll sure try."

-Quote-

Larrity: I LOVE money, i got a blow-up doll made of money that i make sweet love to every night."

thats all

♥ JD Person ♥
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Friday, July 13, 2007

Absolute Power ch.11
Absolute Power
Mission: 11
Turning point: part 2

Sora: (boarding her Suit) I guess I’ll have to cover for everyone, plus have some fun myself!

Sora’s Suit is a GuAIZ with GINN wings and head fin and DINN waist armor/gun holders. Machine gun in the right, shotgun on the left, the mono-eye is red. Her Suit is black with white detailing. On the right shoulder is a red heart with an arrow through it that says “Sora” in girl’s handwriting.

Sora: Watch out boys, Sora’s comin to getcha!

Sora’s Suit launches, she flies overhead, raining down bullets and shot on MX’s destroying them.

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Foxxy, in her MX approaches the Main building.

Foxxy: (searching) Sylven, Sylven? Where are you Sylven?

Foxxy spots Quick Sylver, its knelt down and not moving.

Foxxy: Sylven!!!!

Foxxy jumps out of her Suit and runs over to his, she boards it and finds it empty. Foxxy sits down in the control seat and tries to activate it, but instead blue light turn on and the Vid-screen activates, Sylven appears on the screen.

Sylven: So you thought you could steal my Gundam well… Foxxy?

Foxxy: (overjoyed) Sylven!!!!

Sylven: What are you doing here?!

Foxxy: (normal perk) I came to see you! Duh!

Sylven: Get out of here, the whole reason I’m fighting is to keep the war away from you!

Foxxy: But I wanna help!

Sylven: Please, just leave and let me protect you.
Foxxy: Fine…

Shots rain down on Quick Sylver.

Sora: Oooooh, a shiny new one! Ain’t moving, may as well destroy it!

Sora fires both guns down on Quick Sylver, shaking it.

Foxxy screams as the impacts hit.

Sylven: Damn it! I’m too far away, I have no choice, Foxxy forgive me!

The Gundam starts to activate.

Sylven: There’s a spare Zero trace suit, get into it then put the helmet on.

Foxxy: Okay, but no peeking! (Winks)

Sylven: Seconds away from death and you still joke?

Foxxy: (vacuum-seals suit) Cause that’s just how I roll. (Puts helmet on) Hey! I can’t see anything!

Sylven: (activating the last level) Believe me, you will soon.

The Suits controls activate and the Gundam rises.

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Marane’s body twitches as electricity flows through him, the soldier breaks the circuit again, Marane slumps.

Zeru: Will you tell us your secrets yet old man.

Marane: (Fading) Fuck… y… (Passes out)

Zeru: Oh well, I guess Mr. Alrock is done playing for today, put him in his cell.

The soldiers unhook Marane, he falls onto their shoulders. Suddenly Marane’s eyes shoot open and one of the soldiers cringes.

Marane: (barley able to talk) You should no not to trust a doctor with a blade.

Marane drops a bloody scalpel.

Marane: Don’t ask… where I hid it. (Passes out)
Zeru: Marane, you know I can’t kill you, you think you can take advantage of me; I’ll make you pay for that. Take him to his cell!

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Quick Sylver activates. It rises and Foxxy get ready to fight.

Foxxy: How do you move this thing?

Sylven: Its tapped into your mind, just think about what you want to do and it will do it.

Foxxy: Right!

The Gundam blasts forward and drives its spikes through two Daggers.

Foxxy: Its so fast, I can do whatever I want!

She flies up and fires down with the Vulcans, destroying more Suits.

Foxxy: I can defeat anyone, I’m unstoppable!

She impales two more; leaving the spikes in them then draws both beam swords. She flies down and cuts down two Suits.

Foxxy: Its amazing how fast this thing is! I can see everywhere, I can be anywhere! I love it!

Sylven continues walking deeper into the base.

Sylven: You’ll see soon.

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Kit: I hope Sora doesn’t kill too many of my men.

Allenby: Knowing her, I bet the survivors well be really lucky.

Kit: I’d rather die.

Allenby: Then wash your face.

Allenby quick wipes his face off before he says anything.

Allenby: You’re mine; Sora can leave her marks on someone else, (touching his cheek) because this face is mine to do what I want with.

Kit: (touching her cheek) Same goes for this face.

Allenby: (smiles warmly and giggles) You’re so… (Looks at his neck) oh my god eeew!

Kit: (puts his hand over the wound) This? It’s nothing.

Allenby: It’s a nasty wound.

Kit: Yeah, and I left my Med-Kit in my Gundam.

Allenby: I have mine!

Allenby pulls out a band-aid.

Kit: Don’t you have med-tape or the sticky pads?

Allenby: Nope.

Kit: I hate Band-Aids!!

Allenby: (smiles) Too bad!

Before Kit can react she grabs him and puts in on his neck applying it softly and smoothly.

Allenby: (smiles) See, Its not that bad (winks) is it?

Kit: (blushing, looks down and away) You’re just lucky I love you so much.

Once again, in a millisecond, Allenby’s lips are pressed hard on Kit’s, her arm around his neck; Kit falls onto his back with her on his chest.

Allenby: I love you, I’m just worried. But it’s so cute that you hate band-aids, and even cuter that you’d let me put on you. I love you.

Kit: I love you too.

Kit pulls Allenby into another kiss.

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Aveian: Damn! They just keep coming!

Draco: I know! This is seriously pissing me off!

Aveian: I think we should surrender.
Draco: WHAT!!!!!?

Aveian: I think we should give up.

Draco: ARE YOU INSANE!?

Aveian: If we surrender they will take us to the base, were we can escape and find the others.

Draco: I’d never do that…

Aveian looks very solemn.

Draco: … except now, if we don’t we’ll die, this is our best chance.

Aveian: Good we agree on this.

The two Suits signal surrender as they’re surrounded by enemies.

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Aveian and Draco are led in at gun point.

Soldiers: You’re gonna die very soon you fools.

Draco: You first.

Draco draws his sword and cuts down all the soldiers around him, Aveian pulls away and shoots the rest.

Draco: Looky what I found!

Above them stands Kit Custom and Faye Gundam.

Aveian: We have work to do.

Draco: I’ll try to guard the door.

Aveian: One impossible mission after another.

Draco: Never boring.

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Sora closes in on Foxxy. Sora fires and Foxxy easily dodges each shot.

Foxxy: I can be anywhere, I can do anything, I can see everything! I can do what ever I want!

She fires at Sora with the wrist guns and Vulcans, nicking Sora’s Suit up. Foxxy starts to cringe, she digs her fingers in and whimpers.

Foxxy: I DON”T WANNA SEE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!

Sora kicks Foxxy onto the ground from the air. She rains fire down on her.

Foxxy: I wanna get out, I wanna get out, I wanna get out, LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Sora flies in for the kill.

Foxxy: LET ME OUT!!!

Foxxy fires the chest gun, blowing away Sora’s Suit from the waist down. The top half falls to the ground, Sora jumps out, Quick Sylver is half on its back and ass, Sora runs up its chest and opens the hatch, gun drawn. She sees Foxxy, shivering and completely out of it.

Sora: Its just a little girl. Somehow I get a feeling I shouldn’t kill her.

Sora knocks Foxxy out, and then takes her over her shoulder into the base.

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Draco, using stolen Uzi’s fires on the soldiers, meanwhile Aveian replaces the missing Custom’s arm with a MX’s. Suddenly another soldier appears.

Voice: I’m an ally!

Draco: Not you!

Sora: I can’t believe you guys are here! Hi Aveian! (Blows him a huge kiss, Aveian accepts it with the usual unusual warmth) Well, I gotta get this girl someplace safe; I’ll put her in with Kit and his girl.

Draco and Aveian snap to look at her.

Aveian: You located Kit?

Sora: I did a lot more than that! A LOT MORE! (Winks)

Draco cringes.

Aveian: Go get Kit and Allenby, bring them here, we’re breaking out!

Sora: Roger that!

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Zeru: Natasha, we have a certain intruder in hall 69D, go give him a proper greeting.

Natasha: It’ll be my pleasure, well, then his!

Natasha moves out.

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Sora re-enters the room Kit and Allenby are in. the two are still on the ground “enjoying each others company.” The two of them turn their heads to look at her.

Sora: Wow, Kit! I didn’t think you had it in you.

Kit: well, actually its in he…

Allenby thwacks him.

Kit: I guess I deserved that! (Kit notices the hair color of the person over Sora’s shoulder) Wait, Sora, who’s on your shoulder?

Sora: I don’t know, found her in a Mobile Suit I fought, you know her? (Sora lays her down)

Kit: Foxxy!

Allenby: That’s your little sister? (looks at her) nice jumpsuit!

Kit runs over to her.

Sora: So can I get a little present for saving your sister like that?

Kit: (pissed) Shut up Sora!

Sora: Whoa, sorry did I hit a nerve? (Looks at the plug suit) (Thinking) or did I hit a NERV?

Kit looks down at her face, she’s passed out.

Kit: Wake up sis (pokes her a couple of times) sis, you there sis?

Kit grabs her shoulders kneeling over her and shakes her.

Kit: (voice breaking) Wake up sis! Please wake up!

Suddenly Foxxy’s eyes shoot open; she clears Kit off her with one arm and sits up. Her eyes are blood-shot, dark circled, and rapidly moving.

Foxxy: (speaking quickly, crazed, scared) Where am I? How’d I get here? Why am I here? Who are you people? What are you doing here? What do you want with me? What are you going to do to me? I don’t want to be here, I want to leave here, let me go, let me out of here. I DON”T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!

Kit: Foxxy, snap out of it! Foxxy, please calm down!

Foxxy: I just want to go home! Get me out of here!

Kit: I said… (Punches her hard in the stomach) …snap out of it! (Slaps her across the face) Now wake up!

Foxxy lurches forward with the first blow and falls over after the second.

Kit: You okay sis?

Foxxy sits back up, rubbing the two impact points.

Foxxy: Yeah, that worked, but you could have held back a little.

Kit: (shrugs) I guess. I’m just glad you’re back!

Foxxy: Glad to be back!

Sora: Well happy family bonding time was fun and all, but I think we should go help your friends!

Kit: Yes, but how?

Sora: I admit this battle doesn’t look very good for us, but I have a plan.

Kit: I’m dying to hear it!

Sora: This basically a two front battle, I say we destroy one.

Kit: Meaning…

Sora: Meaning we load this room up with explosives a blow it to shit. Its not like I’m planning on ever being able to return to it, so why the fuck not?!
Kit: Sounds good to me!

Sora: Good, Foxxy and Allenby can set up the weapons and we can back up Aveian his majesty Draco.

Kit: I guess that’ll work.

Sora: Good then lets move out!

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Sylven is walking down a hall-way, ahead stands a single opponent.

Natasha: Stop, (seductive) or be forced to make you.

Sylven: (normal voice; drops his whip out of his sleeve and unrolls it) Just try it.

Natasha: So you like to play rough, (gets her whip out) well so do I. I’m going to whip you, then punish you. Make you scream for more and then make you all min…

Sylven: You done yet?

Natasha: WHAT?!

Sylven: I’ve got important things to do, so I can’t play around with you.

Natasha: How dare you!

Natasha sends a lash of her whip at Sylven, who moves with the grace of a swan in sending his at her, it moves serpentine to hers and slicing it to bits and then, wet splattering can be heard.

Natasha: How could you beat me, no one is better with a whip then me!

Sylven: That’s a toys for sexual deviants, try using a real whip if you’re serious.

With that Sylven flicks his wrist and blood explodes out of her, her body slides apart onto the floor, Sylven lashes his whip, clearing the blood off.

Voice: Nice move, try it on me and see what happens.

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Soldier: Natasha’s signal has been lost, but the intruder’s is still active.

Zeru: How is this possible! It can’t be!
Argo: Natasha, dead?

George’s head drops in sadness.

Argo: Argo SMASH!!!!!

Zeru: Send out our mercenary friend to take care of him!

Soldier: He cannot be located.

Zeru: Impossible!

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Sarin walk silently down the halls. Some soldiers storm in front of him.

Soldiers: We got you now!

Sarin: Think again.

Sarin flies forward over their fire and eliminates them easily.

Sarin: Now for what I came for.

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Soldier: Sarin has found Marane!

Zeru: What!? Could things get any worse, everything is going to hell!

Domon: I have something I now must protect.

Zeru: Get back here, I order you!

Domon: I don’t need to take orders from one I could kill so easily!

Zeru: He’ll pay for that! They all will!

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The door opens, light shines in a beaten and bonded Marane; Sarin stares down at him.

Marane: Sarin, great to see you, but I’m guessing you’re not here to save me, right? (Sarin says nothing, and does nothing) Well, I guess if anyone’s going to do it it may as well be you, just please kill quickly and don’t damage my face, wanna look good for my funeral.
Sarin: Do you wish to die?

Marane: That’s a stupid question; the basic idea of life is to not die.

Sarin: Why do you help Zeru?

Marane: Why? Why wouldn’t I?

Sarin: You hate him, yet you create weapons for him.

Marane: I create the weapons that will soon destroy him. So are you going to kill me or what?

Sarin: No. a life as pathetic and useless as yours is not worth ending.

Marane: Then thank god I’m not a stronger man.

Sarin breaks Marane’s chains with his claws then walks off.

Marane: He may have saved me, but I have a feeling my fate is to die here.

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Several Soldiers are firing in on Draco and Aveian. Draco’s gun runs out and is pinned down as he reloads.

Soldiers: We’ve got ‘em now men, lets… (Gunshot, blood comes out of forehead) Arrrgh!

The guy falls over more are shot and falls, Sora runs forward, delivering headshots, Kit pulls out from behind her and cuts down the rest. The two run into the Hangar as a grenade clears the rest of the hall.

Aveian: Welcome back Captain.

Kit: Good to be back, Commander.

Aveian: Where are you’re two leading ladies?

Kit: Demo-mission. They’re going to gather explosive and blow this place to shit.

Aveian: Sounds fun. Right now I’m trying to repair your Suit. We’re having to use spare MX parts, but it should function.

Kit: I hope that’s enough for me to destroy Domon. He’ll pay for this.

Aveian: Just don’t get over zealous or you’ll die.

Kit: Glad you believe in me.

Sora: (Firing into the doorway) Ladies, shut the fuck up and get back to work!

Draco: (firing too) We’re doing this so you idiots can get ready to fight, so get working, damn useless curs!

Kit: Alrighty, well, I better join in the repairs!

Kit rides the lift up, Aveian looks at his neck.

Aveian: Band-aid?

Kit quick covers his neck.

Aveian: I’m guessing a certain someone put that on you.

Kit: Shut up.

Aveian: She has you good doesn’t she?

Kit: Like Sora isn’t controlling you.

Aveian: Good point.

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Foxxy: (singing) High explosives, explosives are fun! We love explosives, they’re fun for everyone!

Allenby: That’s catchy!

They both start singing as they disassemble shells in the armory and carry the explosives off towards Sora’s room.

Allenby: Think Kit’s okay?

Foxxy: Knowing my brother I’m sure we have nothing to worry about. You really like my brother, don’t you?

Allenby: Well duh!

Foxxy: I knew, it was always written all over your face.

Allenby: So, its all over his too. We both have each other deep. I think its cute.

Foxxy: I envy you. You’re guy likes you back. Mine’s…

Allenby: Don’t worry, he will. I’m sure. You’re Kit’s sister, you can get anyone!

Foxxy: Thanks!

Allenby: Foxxy, I was thinking, why don’t we set other explosives up, we need to cover all angles.

Foxxy: Good plan, lets get going!

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Voice: Nice move, wanna try it on me? (a man in a cloak walks out of the shadow) the real cutting happened before you pulled back, that whip must be very sharp.

Sylven: You could read my technique? You’re a very good observer.

Man: It comes with the job, being a Mercenary.

Profile:

Ra (2nd Mercenary)
Height: 5’ 9”
Voice (Reki .Hack Twilight)
Body: Pecs, ripped arms and legs. He is tattooed all over his body in triangular stripes. He has two on each upper arm parallel pointing in towards the body, two on each arm the same way, and on the back of each hand. He has two on each pec diagonally moving up, each one just missing the areolas and two starting at the hip bones and moving up diagonally towards the ribs. He has one each cheek, taking up most of each cheek. He paints his nails black.
Clothes: Beige cloak. Under it are baggy black pants, with a thin black belt hung diagonally left, holding up nothing, black Sleeveless Turtle-neck and a black leather choker with a metal clip and baggy dark grey leather gloves.
Face: Deep red eyes, long Hyper-glow blonde hair, past his eyes in the front, same on the sides and sloped down in the back to the end of his neck, its parted in the back and often falls over his eyes, so he either moves fast to move it or does it by hand.
Personality: Ra is power obsessed, he wants that, and will do anything for it, killing is no problem, being a mercenary, he does it by trade. But he is very self-serving and only does what he wants, if he doesn’t like something, he changes it, he doesn’t take orders well.

Ra takes off his cloak and his shirt. He pulls out a long heavy spear (like Krim from .Hack) his is all gold, the blade has a black Egyptian eye and is colored in black to look like a wing, fanned feathers at the end by the tip.

Ra: So Sylven, you ready to face me?

Sylven: If I must, just don’t cry in hell when I kill you.

Ra: Very cute.

Sylven sends a lash at him.

Sylven: Interesting.

Ra easily knocks his whip away and swings at him, Sylven jumps back.

Ra: Nice try, but you’ll have to do better!

Ra rushes him.

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Soldier: Ra has appeared in the hall, he’s engaged Sylven!

Zeru: I can’t take this shit anymore! I’m going to end this once and for all!

Soldier: Where are you going sir!? Come back!

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Foxxy and Allenby get ready in Sora’s room, loading explosives into back backs.

Foxxy: I say we split up to cover more ground.

Allenby: Good idea; now let’s move out!

The two of them run out of the room in different directions.

Foxxy: (thinking) Sylven!

Allenby: (thinking) Kit!

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Back in the hangar, Kit and Aveian keep working while Sora and Draco cover.

Draco: You two done yet?

Kit: Almost!

Aveian: Its not like we’re trying to drag this out, we want these ready too!

Sora: we just have to trust them! And hope nothing bad happens while we do our jobs.

Draco: You sure are optimistic, especially for someone who’s a traitor, with your skills I’m sure they want you dead even worse.

Sora: Why do you think I’m fighting so hard? I have to make sure they don’t capture me, if they do a fate infinitely times worse that death occurs.

Draco: I know all about those fates woman.

Sora: Good for you!

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Ra: You’ll have to do better than that!

Sylven sends the whip at him again, Ra deflects it, but Sylven pulls back and it wraps around the spears staff, Sylven pulls back and lunges forward for a drop kick. Ra steps to the side, Sylven lands and goes for a straight side kick with the other leg, Ra catches it and Sylven goes for an insegury, Ra lets go and sends him spinning in the air. Sylven lands and throws a hard right punch, hitting Ra in the stomach, sending him into the wall, but Ra counters with a knee to the chin and knocks Sylven’s head straight back. Sylven unravels his whip and jumps back.

Ra: Nice, no one ever hit me like that before, sure you don’t wanna back down, I’ll let you live if you just walk away, how about it.

Sylven: Sorry, I have to beat you; I only wish to be the strongest in the world and colonies, if I go backing out of fights that will never happen.

Ra: Oh well, (rushes Sylven again) don’t blame me if you lose!!

Sylven sends another whip lash at him, Ra tries to defect it, but the whip moves around his spear, heading for his neck.

Ra: Shit!

Ra quick ducks and moves to the side, put the whip gashes his cheek, Ra lands in a three point stance, looking focused.

Ra: This is the first time anyone ever drew blood on me, congratulations, but ( really motors at Sylven this time) I must say it will be the last thing you ever do!!!

Sylven: Not so fast, now my ultimate technique, Whip strike: Lash of a million blades!

Sylven lets loose a barrage of whip strikes, probably as many as the name suggests.

Ra: Nice try! But too slow!

Ra deflects each one, spear moving at light speed, double handed stance, strikes hit it, sparks fly, each man swings fast and hard, then silence, and blood drips on the floor.

Ra is standing, legs spread, his right hand half-way down the staff, left stretched out behind him, the point of his spear is through Sylven’s left chest, it’s pierced his heart.

Sylven coughs blood, Ra pulls his spear out and Sylven hits the ground.

Ra: Sorry about that, I’ll leave you alone so you can say you last testaments.

Ra walks back off into the shadows. Sylven lays on the ground, a quite sizeable puddle of blood forming around him.

Sylven: (voice weak and raspy) So I lost? Well I guess that could be expected. I guess I wasn’t strong enough. I knew this would happen, why else would I have pushed Foxxy so far away. It was to protect her, but, I know that she’ll no less knowing I died, nothing I could do could sully my place in that girl’s heart. I wonder who the bigger fool is, me or her? And Kit, her brother. I spent my whole life trying to be better than him, trying to beat him, to be the strongest so I could defeat him. I was supposed to be the pilot, I was supposed to be on top! What happened?! Why did Aveian and the other choose him over me! Why is he the better choose? Why is he my superior? What did he do that I didn’t? what does he have that I don’t? But laying here, dying, can I really blame them for their decision? Kit, Foxxy, Aveian, even Ra, don’t die out there, I don’t blame a single one of you for what you did.

Sylven’s body goes limp, his chest no longer moves up or down. All his life is gone.

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Aveian: It’s done!

Kit: Good now let’s get out of here!

Zeru: (cocks gun) Not so fast Kit Sune! I can’t lrt you escape, I’m going to kill you, sorry if that ruins your plans.

Kit: Who the hell are you?

Zeru: The name is Zeru Onchina, I’m in charge here, I control everything, I’m the Man!

A gunshot goes off, blood and brain sprays out of Zeru’s head. His body falls of the cat walk onto the ground.
A man steps out from the back.

(ending music)

Man: Good help is so hard to find now a days, right Kit?

Kit: (draws Kodachi) (snarling, eyes red, fangs) Zeru!!

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Foxxy finds a large puddle of blood in the hall-way.

Foxxy: (shivers) what is this feeling, can’t be!


Ja Ne

(Slow quiet, sad music)

Foxxy: (sadly, crying softly) It can’t be… it can’t be him, why is this all happening, why do I keep losing things, why can’t my life ever get easier?! Please don’t die, I never got to tell you how I feel. So you can’t die yet, you’re not allowed to die until you’re mine. so come back… please comeback.

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

lets try this again.
i said it was the stupidest fucking thing i'd ever seen, i said i thought it was VERY fake, i said it was a parody worthy of Cross-balls, yet it seems many of you took it seriously, or thought i did, so once again i will scream, this is FAKE!!!!!!!

"To: George Bush

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Do the right thing.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned"

FAKE!!!!!!!!
FAKE, FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE...

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

i do not believe its real! there is one person that i know believes it is real, i guess because they grew up around insufferable hicks in bumfuck Georgia, but other than that all of you who said you believed it was real i'm assuming you were attempting to agree with me, being as if you disagree with a person you tend to give reasons, and most of the comments were of the non-reason-stating variety. so i'd like to say i think this is a masterful bit of sarcasm, the person who wrote this either had a great sense of humor, or came from the lot that come up with those " 98% of people are unbearably stupid and come up with fake statistics to put in there profile, if you are part of the 25 with a functioning brain hunt down the person who started this trend and beat them about the face with a shovel until they shit out their pancreas." well i'm parphrasing [or inserting my own statistics into it and dreaming of the stated result] but you get the point, its as fake as those baseless made up percentages, and if the person really was trying their hardest to portray a real convincing redneck and so they could get people to sign their retarded petetion to "save our anime" then they are part of the problem, not the solution.

i actually lean towards choice two because of the normally attached "save our anime"
bit which makes it sound like those chain letters that tell you to forward it to save some kid's life in a 3rd world country who's dying of a madeup and thius incurable disease. i'd love to think the "save our anime" bit was tacked on by people who took it seriously, which is equally possible, i just say it needs to die a horrible death, and i say we use the anti-chain-letter to end it, this magical device is todays quote:

-Quote-

Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone of you who sends "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow!
What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in permanent
marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something that is mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 900 times. It's getting old. Show
some intelligence and think about what you're sending out
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >>>THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Chain Letter Type 1
>> >
>> >(scroll down)
>> >>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> >>> > > Make a wish!!! No, really, go on and make one!!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > > > > > > Oh please, they'll
>> >>>never go out with you!!! > > > > > Wish
>> >>>something else!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > >
>> >
>> >>>
>> >>> > > > > > > No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!! > >
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > > > > > >
>> >>> > > > >
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> >
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> > > > > > Have you forgotten why you're
>> >>>scrolling yet? > > > > > > STOP!!!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make
you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't
send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be
kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a
pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of
those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
>> >
>> >Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for
sending them a stupid chain letter. > *Send this to 2-5
people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a
stupid chain letter. > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10
people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
letter, and may form a plot on your life. > *Send this to
10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending
them a stupid chain letter and will your toilet paper house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
>>>
>>>
Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is
a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little
boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this
on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless
Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we
have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a
complete load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this to 5 people in
the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you don't send this to
4 or 6 people, you will die instantly!!! Thanks again!!!
>>>
>>>
>> >>> Chain Letter Type 3:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since
1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email
then and probably not as many sad email addicts with
nothing better to do. So this is how it works: > 1.
Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something
horrible will happen to you like: *Bizarre Horror Story*
#1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She
had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was
gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went
flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell , she died too.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>This Could Happen To You!!! *Bizarre Horror Story* #2
>> >>>Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and
ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was
dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying directly above
him. This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could
end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of
your loser friends, and everything will be
okay.
>>
>>>>
Chain Letter Type 4: As if you care, here is a
poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
'Friends Blah, Blah, Blah,
Friends, Blah,
Blah, Blah.'
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters
because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass
this on! If you don't, no one will like you for as long as you
live. I mean it, as long as you live. The point being?
*If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
friendless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
>> >
>> >>> *If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by making
them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's
been tied to a elephant for 27 years, whose only chance of living
is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? --this
totally explains my logic in forwards-- aaronwy--
>>>
>>>>>
***Now
>> >>>forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find all your
socks missing tomorrow morning... bye

my revenge, now save it and use it on all chain letter senders.

with that i leave you

go to her


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
this is the absolutely most fake and stupid thing i've ever seen, its most likely fake, faker than those "if american eagle said 'breathing isn't cool' 98% of kids would sufficate, if you're part of the 2% that'd be laughing put this in your profile." those thinks irk me, they are baseless and reatrded, but this is more so, i present it now:

"To: George Bush

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Do the right thing.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned"

that just seems like a parody, it seems like the arguements they used to present on "cross-balls" all i can expect next is for her to say anime caused the holocaust, the great depression, the death of Jesus and cain killing able. its just so stupid and poorly thought out. no one is possibly that zenophobic and moronic.

first off, the language is just not consistant. this person is all conservative of conservatives, yet she only refers to the pres as "Bush" not Mr. or president or any other honorific qualifier, so i have a hard time believing she is writing to Bush, being as she shows an utter lack of respect while doing it. there is also the fact that she just states retarded things like underaged people can't fall in love, that all of Japan is evil, and that everyone that has anime or manga should be arrested. they even make a cross-balls-esque mention that love hina has been inspiring rapes since the 60's, love hina didn't exist until '98. its like one guy blaming video game violence for the holocaust. she also goes back and forth between trendy and uptight language "hina-fueled" and "the dark land of japan" in fact all of it seems to be written sarcastically, i seems like something either i or Kevin Pereirra would write [i get my inspiration from K-Per] its just so seething fake its funny, yet people buy into it.

the most damning piece of evidence is that this has the little tag in to send this petition to Bush, your congressman, or anime companies. but NO, it doesn't end there, the sender/poster of this little chain-letter always say "sign THIS petetion to SAVE our anime." its all fear-mongering and demagogery. i realize many of you aqre smart enough to realize the general fakeness of this, but its been bugging me, so decided to post it up.

here are some psuedo quotes.

bloorose: i think its real, have you ever been down south?

Me: true, but i still think that letter is fake, i just can't believe anyone is really that stupid, i have too much faith in humanity

isiamniab616 (3:10:22 AM): do you know if people even signed that thing
Kagato360 (3:11:15 AM): there are enough idiots out there to rule the world if they weren't too stupid to operate firearms and complex explosive devices

oh the army of morons, i'd imagine that the army of stupidity in this country would dwarf the US army in no time, as long as the had enough shiny things and "hillary '08" bumper-stickers to entice them in. God, what has happened to humanity!?

"i like tacos" this beaners says


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Gut check.
i really wish i didn't care.
i really wish i was as apathetic about this as i am about almost ever other subject, person or concept under the sun.
and i really wish that i didn't feel guilt over my snide, cocky and self-righteous actions yesterday, i wish i could be proud of my usual holier than thou attitude and just go on ranting like usual.

but i can't, because my gut feeling is that its wrong of me to be all pissy and stuck-up right now, i guess my concience showed up for once, so i will try to be a bit more personable this time, i bet i'll still get the respounces, or maybe none at all, but this will absolve my concience so that i may be able to go back to my normal ranty evil self.

first comment i see is that that ole Dubya blames outsourcing too much. now being as this is an international gripe i will say that its possible that the non-ruling parties here are under-represented, but i've seen many a democrat complain about outsourcing, in fact its how my governer got re-elected, by pointing out that her opponent opened up a business in China after he layed off 1400 workers [doesn't matter that he used the money from the china plant to hire 3000 more, it wasn't sung operatic in the smear ads] i hear that complaint from the opposing party all the time "you lost american jobs!" Bush, i think says the least about outsourcing that i've heard, he believes in the free market and globalization, its the dems that want to curl up into a ball and just become a seperate nation, not interacting with the rest of the world forever.

second up is that he makes war, not peace. FUCKING HELL YEAH HE DOES! he kicks some major ass, as he should. what the bloody hell has peace ever solved? jack shit, that's what. people who want to kill you based off the fact that you don't cover your women head-to-toe and worship the same god aren't going to stop wanting to kill you because you were nice to them and stopped killing them, in fact they attacked us partly because we DIDN'T lay waste to them in somalia and that made us cowards, maybe now that we are showing them the gospel of secularism on the business end of an abrams tank barrel they will realize that killing "the infedels" are not worth the 72 virgins. peace is fine, but it solves nothing, peace is a luxury that right now the ole USA can't afford.

YAY TREASON, BOO BUSH. first off its "BOO [insert bad thing] HOORAY [good thing]" second, i was pulling a bit of an O'Reilly calling dissing Dubya "treason" so i apologize for that.

i also liked several people said "i dislike Bush" they then qualify this by saying "i know nothing of politics" now, i'm trying SO HARD not to hit that lob out of the park, so i will go with the "libral media bias" route rather than the Mark Levin route of "YOU LIBRALS ARE ALL IDIOTS!" though the Levin route would be more fun... [yes, come over to the darkside, your cockiness is returning!] i know there are some very smart people out there, more politically active and more versed in politics than i that think Bush is a hack, but there sure are a lot of people who go "i hate Bush!" and if you try to engage them in a conversation on politics you quickly realize you'd be better off consulting a hamster on why you should vote for Mitt Romney [Romney/Paul '08!]. i believe this happens because many of my peers get their political information from Green Day, Rage Against the Machine and similar punk bands.[ or they just watch MSNBC or any channel but Fox News, and only phane interest in that, therefore they are politically uniformed but since they saw that AWESOME "a village in Texas is missing it's idiot" shirt they KNOW that Bush is in fact a bad president, THE SHIRT WOULDN'T LIE TO ME! i watch a large amount of political programming because my brother and dad are very political, and i always wanted to understand the stuff going on in the government. so i listen to Rysh, as well as [much less often] Shaun Hannity and Mark levin, i also watch Fox News Red Eye one of the most even handed shows i've ever seen. equally i watch Tucker Carlson [i'd say one step left of Red Eye] as well as Bill Maher, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. i know both side's arguements, and i tend to side with the pres. i don't think he is infalliable, i thought his imigration bill was all wrong, to harsh and lenient at the same time. i believe in civil unions [anything but the word marriage, all the rights should be given, its just definition wise "marriage" is exclusivly hetrosexual] i think that he should overthrow row v wade and leave it up to the states to decide and that all drug should be legal, as well as prostitutes. but as far as the war goes, to me the number one issue i like Bush, i wish there was a "turn 'em into glass!" guy right now like Mitt Rommeny or Cheney if her were pres, but i'll settle for Bush, better than the oposition who says we should tuck up inside our shell and hope no one hurts us. we should combat muslim exterists with hugs and fight poverty by taxing everyone onto welfare.

the last commebt i saw was that bush has done nothing for our country and everyone who voted for him is insane. Bush cut the poverty rate, has gotten down unemployment, thwarted many terror attacks and basically forced our enemies to pull out all the stops to keep from getting completly wiped out.

no, he is not infallible as Bill-O and most of the fox news guys say he is, but he is not the scum of the earth and a retard like so many people say he is. i really can't take people who feel stronger than i do about something, it makes me think the exact opposite. people give the pres too much grief and i just feel like throwing a little the other way.

-Quote-

Cagalli: Why are you building up all these weapons, are you trying to start another war?!

Chairman Durandal: No Princess, there will always be wars, and we will need these weapons when that day comes.

i love that quote.

visit meh beaner.


i really appreciate those of you who admit you don't care about politics, it takes a big person to do that, i really respect all of you who did for your honesty.

♥ JD Person ♥
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