Birthday • 1990-02-12 Gender •
Male Location • in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan Member Since • 2005-03-25 Occupation • slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki Real Name • J-D, Got it memorized?
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Achievements • i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now... Anime Fan Since • i first saw Gundam Wing Favorite Anime • Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin, Goals • to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer. Hobbies • writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons Talents • annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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sorry, just had to do it, because after talking about how PRO our president i am someone still said "boo Bush" and i guess thought i'd agree with them, which proves that sometimes i guess people just don't give a fuck what you say, they don't pay attention or just ignore what you say, its also possible that reading comprehension could be leading to this, being as many a kid who will be a senoir this year probably can't read enough to legitimately pass 5th grade.
so let me adress that comment because i really didn't have much else to talk about, life is a bit slow right now so i guess if i can give some ranting political opinions then i guess that's what i'll do, because rather i have something good to say or not, i will still speak.
see this person said that Bush is to blame, solely; for the war. that is pretty fucked up in my opinion. under that logic was FDR respouncible for US involvement in W W duece? i can bet the majority of "folk" would say no, as they would [although there was the whole renting weapons to tha allies, but hidstory never brings that up] blame them dirty Japs cause they done bombed Pearl Harbor. and not only did we put a boot in the perverbial ass-parts of the land o' the raising siun, but we also decided to takre it to Mr. Hitler and his plans for a recessive gene empire. Hitler didn't blow up those ships and such, no Japan did, but we still kicked his ass, and in fact if you want to talk about unending occupations, we are still in German and Japan, we may not be fighting there, but we still occupy their countries. so after Bin Laden decided to play lawn darts with sky-scrapers and commercial airliners, not only did we attempt to smote him, but because Sadam had training school were his peoples taught terrorist to take over planes, as well as the UN complanining that he wouldn't let them inspect his factories. so being as those were the terms of agreement that we established with him so we would stop blowing up his country, being as he breached the contract we began blowing him up again. and on top of that ole Dubya wasn't the first to do it, when Slick Willy was in the middle of his little blow-job fiasco hew decided to fire cruise missiles into down-town Baghdad, a civilian city in a country we were not at war with, to distract people from the fact that he had a schunky chick gobbling his knob, and BUSH is a war crimminal? i admit what we are doing in Iraq isn't right, though it is getting better, we just blew up a mosque that had enemies in it.
that is what we need to go about it all israeli style, if you don't want your historic landmarks blown up then get rid of the hostile insurgents hiding in them. we should just destroy anyone and anything that does not help us rid the war of crazy people. after 911 Bush stood their like a crazy Red Neck saying if you get in our way, if you don't support our war on ridding this world of "evil doers", then we will find you, we'll kill you, we'll kill your kids, we'll kill your wife, we'll kill your dog, we will waste you! we should really do that, not pussy-foot around and try to appease our enemies. it didn't work in in the 30's and 40's and it doesn't work now.
leaving is not an option either, the reason these guys think they can beat us is because we started running away since about 30 years ago, so these dudes think that if they fight long enough and avt scary enough we'll run away, like we did in 'nam and we did in Somalia. we sent in armed troops toi hand out food and do peace work, but they had guns, guns with no ammo. and if someone shot at you, well then you run away as fast as possible and in no way pose an offense. so these tyranical douche bags got to believe that if they threaten us we'll run away and hide in fear, even our big scary attack helicopters are afraid to shhot at them, is what we showed them. we need to show them that we're as crazy as them, that if they think that a million deaths on their side and 3000 on ours is good odds then lets just keep killing them, if they think hiding in civilian clothes and not declaring that they are the enemy is fair, then we don't have to hold them to the genevea convention because they are not uniformed soldiers, i think waterboarding should be what we do to them diring "rest" time. show the field commanders the "saw" trilogy, that should give them some ideas.
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"one day children will study in geography the section of the pacific ocean that used to be the country of vietnam"
-Presidential candidate Barry Goldwater.
yes, i agree, we should bomb them until the land the occupied no longer exists.
Finally!
i finally saw a "draw" decision to a UFC match, a first for me, so that was really awesome. unfortunatly it involved Tito Ortiz, who i was hoping would get the crap beaten out of him, but i guess not everything you can wish for will happen, Tito was pretty much neutralized , he couldn't "ground and pound" like he always does, so he just looked like an imbecile. too bad Rashad just sort of danced around for 15 minutes and really did nothing, he was supposed to be all face-punchy and impossible to keep on the ground, but he just looked akward tonight, it was really disapointing.
equally funny is Tito always coming down to the octagon to "Mosh" by Eminem. some one really needs to tell him that song isn't really about about fighting, its about voting, apperently Tito wishes he were on American Idol instead of Ultimate Fighting Championship. pehaps instead of mixed-martial arts training he should take vocal lessons, then he could meeting Ryan Seacrest, who would teach him a whole new meaning to "ground and pound." the sad thing there is i don't know who i'd rather see get reemed up the ass, its like asking who'd you rather kill Micheal Moore or Paris Hilton, both are whores, but in totally different ways! [i wonder if Micheal Moore got herpies from sucking up to far-leftist dicks all his life?]
actually on the subject of Mr. Moore i really must say that i'm getting sick of all the extremist self-righteous assholes that seem to get their own talking head shows these days. between Keith Olberman, Bill O'Reilly and Hannity+Colmes i'm really sick of these dipshits running their mouths, they are all just running off of talking points and are so far out of touch it really makes me angry. Keith Olberman ranting about how PRESIDENT Bush is a war crimminal, how he is endangering our troops and how incompedent he is, when most of the things he accuses him of are just as common among the people he idolizes. he complains that Bush and the far right just talk abot the history that suppports their views. Ya think dipshit? that is rule 1 of debate, you state the facts that back your side up, he does the same thing, ANYONE WITH AN OPINION does it! and MSNBC gives this quack an our a night!? and the Don Imus thing, Olberman calls the president of the fucking country a war criminal, a coward, insults his intelligence, accuses himn of stealing elections, but no, Imus can't call a bunch of dykey disheveled convict looking chicks exactly that. GASP, he called them a racial slur!? what about those two ass-monkies on XM/Sirius who wrote a whole elaborate story about kdnapping and raping Condie Rice. no that's fine, and and not politically motivated at all. and Bill O'Reilly, a guy who is no stranger to being called out on contrenversial remarks, calls Imus a racist as well... i thinbk we need to collide Olberman and O'Reilly, that way they'll both explode, like matter and anti-matter.
then we have Hannity AND Colmes talking to the happy ho's of the Bunny Ranch asking what caused them to be so mentally unstable as to resort to this lifestyle? why won't these people just go away!? back to Imus isn't it supposed to be the RIGHTIST-nutjobs who preach the death of political correctness? yet Bill-O calls for Imus's head, and the left, home of Freedom of Speech, headed by Olberman dancing on the grave of Don Imus's career. sadly the one major political commintator who stood up for poor Imus was Bill Maher, and i must say when Bill was facing down Al Sharpton and telling him that he was being a bit over-reaching and unreasonable, that the same thing that happened to him [Maher] when he made the commentary that blowing yourself up for something you believe in is not cowardice, that idf we are going to insult the 911 terrorists, which we should by all rights, we should do it correctly. Sharpton himself says Barrack Obama is not black enough, thats prtetty fucked up reacially, yet he and Jesse "Hymie Town" Jackson think they are some sort of Diety like moral authorities?
i must also commend Rush Limbaugh for agreeing with me and Bill Maher, i aldso really like Tucker Carlson, who most of time says exactly what i'm thinking, i really think when Jon Stewart told him off he took it to heart, because he i really enjoy both theit shows, as well as Stephen Colbert. most of all i love Red Eye on fox news, its hosted and carried by rightists, but not blowhards with their heads up their asses like O'Reilly, Andrew Levy most speaks for me, if he had his own show i'd be the most loyal viwer in existance.
so bothersome.
people actually payed attention to my AP post. but they were a bit frustrated by the fact it ends up going off the page, something i know not how to fix. because it seems that my font changes thing's sizes as opposed to others...
well actually i just figured out how to fix that, by changing the font to "times new roman" that way the stuff fits in and people will actually read it and stop bitching. though i really am happy i'm getting more readers now, i have been begging for that for quite a long time. though it does seem that every summer i get more readers, more comments, and then at the beginning of the school year that all drops off again, though even right now the amount of comments flucuates wildly. i guess i can't complain though, i mean i wish i got as many as Magnus or some of my other friends, but under the same line of thought there are people who get much less than me, so in the end i guess i should just be happy for what i have.
well i spent today being lazy, as usual. i stuck up more anime pictures in my room, so now my walls are looking more pretty and more anime filled, i'm having a bit of trouble figuring out where things will go, being as i have many more of the more "sensual" or what i deem "attractive" pictures, i have a lot of those, a lot more than i have spaces i sort of feel like they should go in, so thay perplexes me a little, so i think i'm going to drop off the amount of time i spend in there doing stuff like that, besides, i have to start working on AP again, i've been slacking on that and i really need to think of that as my primary objective and my duty, so that i don't end up being all slacker-like and keeping you loyal readers from enjoying the true awesomeness that is my story.
other than that i just watched a lot of TV, a lot of anime, GTO for example. i must say i really like Urumi Kanzaki, she has to one of the most awesome characters in the history of anime, and she really gets me psyched for the show, probably because she just is so cool. her concepts of revenge and fairness are just so great, and she's just so powerful! making a molotov cocktail in a matter of seconds, the fact she pretty much blew up the school for fun! when she was telling Ekichi that she doesn't fear death, we are just bilological material that eventually ceases functioning. and at this point hearing her start speaking in french makes me sit on the edge of my seat, because i know awesomeness will ensue! in the latest episodes i've seen she told her ex-friend that she needed to give back the money she stole. the girl said no and Kanzaki respounds "you don't want make me angry." the girl doesn't believe her, so she hires 3 guys to literally hold her and her friends for randsom, breaking into their hotel room, chasing them into the bathroom, breaking the door down and tying them up, and upon their refusal to go along without resistance, beating them. the whole time Urumi is just coldly calculating how well this will work out, each of them getting 20 million from their parents, they'll pay off the 8 mil that their teacher owes and the rest is just a punishment. and the two different color eyes? also pure awesome!
after that i called up my beaner, and i accidentally made her sad saying that i don't particularly like it when she plays tricks on me, and since she is a merry trickster. so i really made her sad because she never wants to hurt me, so she got really sad after that, and i basically had to convince her that i'll become a better sport and get used to being tricked and messed with. i just have been really bad at losing or being outwitted since i was little, so i have to get over that so i can be a better lover and mate for her. i want to change for myself, but even more i want to for her. i want to be a better person, so i can always be her better person.
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"the first hanging in mass. was of a man who was charged with carnally abusing a mare, two calves, a cow, a goat and a turkey."
"in victorian times "limbs" as legs were referrred to as, were considered to be so sexually arousing that the mere sight of them, even the legs of a table, would drive a man into a sex-crazed frenzy. table-skirts were invented to keep men from sexually engaging with tables for that reason."
Absolute Power ch.10
Absolute power
Mission: 10
Turning point: part 1
Aveian: What do you mean he’s gone!?
Foxxy: He left; I think he’s planning on attacking Zeru’s compound.
Aveian: In that case I know what we have to do. Foxxy, rally all the troops; I need you to lead the attack.
Chibodee, who was walking by stops and walks over to the phone, he pushes Foxxy out of the way to talk to Aveian.
Chibodee: Come on Commander, you don’t need to send a little girl on this mission, I can lead the attack!
Aveian: sorry Chibodee, I actually want this attack to succeed.
Chibodee: What the hell do you mean by that?! I was the Gundam fighter last time! These MX’s are based on my Gundam’s design.
Aveian: yes, and as I recall, you lost to Domon, who is who we’re going up against, take your Suit and prove your strength, but Foxxy is a much better choice then you. Now both of you, move out now, I’m going to try and get them back, I’ll need you guy’s back up as fast as possible!
Chibodee: Yes Commander!
Foxxy: (shoves Chibodee out of the way) Roger Commander Wind!
Aveian: I trust you Foxxy; I’ll try to save your brother.
Foxxy: Thank you Aveian.
Aveian: you’re welcome, good bye.
Aveian hangs up. Foxxy looks at Chibodee sticks her tongue out then walks away. Foxxy goes over to the cat-walk above the MS hangar.
Foxxy: Attention soldiers persons!
All the soldiers keep working.
Foxxy: Up here monkeys!!!
All the soldiers look up.
Foxxy: We’re moving out!!
Soldier: Where’s commander Wind?
Foxxy: he’s already initiating another attack, so I’m in charge!
Soldier: What about Captain Sune?
Foxxy: (sadly) My brother… was captured.
Everyone looks surprised and very unhappy.
Foxxy: (normal self) But we’re goin to get him!! Come on! Follow me monkeys!!!
Soldier: We’re gonna die, aren’t we?
Soldier: Yeah, but our job as soldiers is to die to save others.
Soldier: You’re pretty well adjusted.
Soldier: That and TGFB is pro-war.
Soldier: At least he likes us.
Foxxy: (thinking) Sylven, I’m comin to get you; you can’t get away from me that easily!
Sarin is hidden inside a dark room. His eyes are closed his wings folded around him. His chin rests on the crease of his two wings. Then, he slowly raises his head, his eyes shoot open, he rises and spreads his wings wide, the folds them behind his back.
Sarin: It’s time to end this Zeru.
Sarin goes outside and takes the camo-netting of his Gundam; he climbs in and takes off.
Aveian: Draco, you’ll have to fly the ship alone, I’ll try to repair the Suits as fast as possible, hurry: we have to get there and save them before its too late.
Draco: I know, I pilot this stupid thing alone anyway, besides like I’m any help in the hangar.
Kit’s eyes slowly open, he sees Domon standing before him.
Kit: DOMON!!!!
Kit lunges forward, but something jingles and yanks him back.
Domon: Moron, did you really think I’d let you reach me? Those chains will make sure you’ll never hit me. (Kit smiles) What’s so funny? (Blood runs down his cheek) You prick!
Kit: Serves you right, you son of a bitch!
Allenby: Kit!
Kit: You can’t tell me you still trust him? (He looks over at Allenby, who’s chained up next to him, she blushes and looks away shyly) he kidnapped us, he tied us up! What else do you need!?
Allenby: Just give him a chance.
Domon: Thank you. The truth is, I desired Allenby, so I kidnapped you two. I was planning to kill you, but now I realized how to make you suffer even more.
Allenby: (shocked) Domon?!
Domon starts approaching Allenby, licking his lips with an evil expression on his face.
Domon: I’ll steal your woman away Kit, she’s all mine now, she’s mine! I own her, now its time for me to claim her, and after she becomes mine you’ll wish I’d killed you! (Domon leans his face closer to Allenby’s) Now Allenby, time to become mine.
Domon lunges in, he kisses her on the lips, she tries to close her mouth, but he pinches her nose closed, she gasps for air and he shoves his tongue in. she tries to fight but Domon keeps on forcing on. She bites down hard on his lip, drawing blood. He yipes with pain and jumps back.
Domon: You Bitch!
Domon hits her hard across the face. The chains rattle.
Kit: You bastard! Don’t touch her you asshole! I’ll kill you!!!!
Domon: Shut up!
He punches Kit hard in the stomach, lifting him up, Kit lands the chains yanking hinm up, he gasps for air, he’s choking and gagging.
Domon: Try not to drown from the blood in your lungs.
Allenby: I hate you!! Kit was right! You changed! You’re insane! I hate you! I should have listened.
Domon: But its too late now, you didn’t believe him, now I’ll make both of you suffer, you’ll never feel each other again, so close, yet so far away!
Kit: Burn in hell! You sick mother fucker!
Domon: Go ahead, hate me, it’ll make this so more fun for me. I’ve got something great planned for Kit, but that’s later, I’ll just let you guys hang out and catch up right now. See ya later!
Domon walks out.
Kit: Asshole.
Allenby: (sad) Kit…
Kit: Why are you so sad?
Allenby: I should have believed you…
Kit: Don’t worry; I understand you felt, my friends have been all I’ve had so long, I know how hard it would be to believe one of them has turned evil.
Allenby: Thank you. I love you Kit.
Kit: I love you too; now let’s think about how to get out of here!
Domon enters a dark room inside is The Man, Natasha, and Sora.
Domon: I’ve captured the fox.
The Man: Alive?
Sora: (thinking) Kit’s here, and alive? I have to save him, or Zeru will kill him.
Domon: Yes.
Natasha: Does that mean I get to play with him?
The Man: Domon, I want him dead.
Natasha: Let me have him, I’ll break him in and make a good boy, my little fox slave.
Domon: You have to admit, that will be entertaining. He’ll hate it more than death, he’ll be broken and helpless: being enslaved by a woman he can’t fight back against, put under her spell, made hers, his heart being torn from his chest at the same time. Pure pleasure and pain, mixed together…
The Man: Okay! Okay… I’ll let you have your way. You sick sadists.
Natasha: Oh good, I’ll go get my victim now!
Domon: I’m going to get a good seat.
Sora: (thinking) Damn it, too many people. I’ll have to wait until Natasha is done with him. (She covers her mouth and giggles) I have to admit I’ll like watching him get broken in too! But I’ll still save him, he’s not all bad, besides, Aveian would want me to.
Several soldiers walk in, the walk up to Kit and unchain him.
Soldier: You’re coming with us.
Kit: That’s what you think!
Kit turns demon, he’s about to attack, but some one stun guns him, and he passes out.
Allenby: Kit!!! No!!!!!!
Domon: (standing on the catwalk above) That’s right Allenby, suffer, suffer for you choices, and your little boyfriend will too, but when she’s done with him, he’ll never want to come back to you!
Kit wakes up. Now he’s chained up inside a new room. Natasha is in the corner, now she’s in thigh high nylon stocking with little leather shorts and a matching top shaped like bat wings that cling to, and barley cover any part of her breast. She has on a black leather choker, black high heels and a black beret with a 3d black heart over each ear. She has black heart ear studs and one on the end of her choker.
Natasha: Now, I’m gonna make you my little slave. I’m gonna make you scream until you can’t take it anymore. But first, we have to do something about those clothes!
Kit: Get away from me!!
Kit’s voice is muffled as Natasha thrusts her mouth over his. He struggles then his eyes start to droop.
Kit: (Weakly) What did you do to me?
Natasha: (proudly towering over him as he gets weak and slumps) When you passed out the soldiers gave you a strong sedative, you’ve been tranquilized. You won’t be able to move or resist what I do. And there’s even more in my lipstick, I have the antidote, so it doesn’t affect me! Only you, my new little slave, now time to have some fun. First a little dress up!
Kit: Help… me…
Natasha: Oh no… (Natasha unchains him and lets him drop to the floor. She pulls out her black lipstick tube) I’m going to make sure you stay helpless (she writes “helpless” across his right cheek”) my helpless slave (writes “slave” across his fore head) this is fun, now to make you my Goth dress up doll.
She pulls his shirt and jacket off. She pulls out a spiked choker and puts it around his neck.
Natasha: I’m going to make you into my dark dream, my tool for pleasure.
She puts a matching wrist band on each wrist.
Natasha: You are going to be the most perfect slave boy. I’m going to make mine, my slave for pleasure. I’m going to claim you as mine, leave my marks of lust and ownership all over my helpless slave’s body!
She writes “Goth Boy” on his right arm in big letters.
Natasha: I’ll make you into my perfect slave!
She draws an anarchist A on his Left arm and shoulder and writes “Heartless” over his left breast.
Natasha: Now, taste my seduction!
Natasha pins Kit’s shoulders to the wall, she kisses him passionately on the lips, over and over again, then she starts leaving kisses all over his face and neck.
Natasha: I’m gonna leave my marks of lust all over you.
She writes “Black kisses all over U” on his chest. Then kisses all around it and draws black hearts all around too.
Natasha: now to make you my perfect Goth boy-toy slave! (she pulls out a make up case) all good Goth boys wear make up! Come here, I’m gonna make you look so hot!
Kit: (Trying to move) No way! (falls back down helpless)
Natasha: (giggles evilly) you don’t have a choice, you’re too weak to escape, thus you’re all mine to dress up and give a make-over!
She grabs Kit’s face, and gives him a huge long, deep, wet kiss on the lips, then several more all over his face. She then pulls out a container of violet eye-shadow and applies it to his upper eye lids.
Natasha: I have just where I want you!
She puts black mascara and eye-liner on his eyes, then, reaches for a tube of lipstick.
Kit: Oh no!
Natasha: Oh yes! You don’t have a choice, my helpless weak slave!
She puts dark purple lipstick on his lips.
Natasha: Now give me some kisses!
Kit: Fuck you!
Natasha grabs his lips, puckers them and presses Kit’s lips to her face over and over again.
Natasha: Now for the best two parts!
She pulls out black nail polish and a red sharpie. She puts the nail polish on his fingers very delicately, he tries to stop her, but when he weakly tries to pull his hand away she pulls it back and kisses all over it again and again she kisses up and down his hand, on both sides, both hands, then puts the polish on his toes, which he doesn’t try to move.
Natasha: Now for the best part, I’m going to humiliate you! Destroy you, then make you up as mine!
She takes the red marker and writes “cutter” on his right forearm, then turns his wrist up, the red marker moves towards it.
Kit: NO! NO! GET AWAY!!
Natasha: No, now feel yourself helpless, feel the kiss of the marker, as it takes away the last of your power, dignity, soul.
She brings it down, drawing bloody wounds on his wrists, big ones, with tons of blood pouring out.
Kit: No!!!! No!!! Stop! Get it off!
Natasha: Nope, now look at them, look at these marks of weakness and failure, you lost control, and now your entire body belongs to me!
Kit: I won’t no!
Natasha forces him to look, and he immediately tries to fight, he protests, but Natasha holds strong taunting him, until little by little he gives in. weak and defenseless he stares at his mutilated, tattooed by weakness, lust covered body, or Natasha’s body, it belongs to her now.
Natasha: Now that you’re too weak to fight, its time you to become all mine! Its time for you to know to know true pleasure!
She leans down and kisses his neck over and over again around the same spot, then bites down drawing blood.
Natasha: Now I’ll teach you that pleasure and pain are the same thing.
She kisses the bleeding wound over and over again: then starts licking it, digging her tongue deep in. Kit’s body starts to twitch.
The Raven Corps. Flies at full speed towards Japan, Aveian is in the hangar trying frantically to repair the Suits. Aveian is up on the lift, welding plates of armor onto his Suit’s bottom. He pulls of his goggles and looks at the video monitor to that’s linked to Draco’s control room.
Aveian: How close are we?
Draco: Are you almost done?
Aveian: They’ll be battle ready, maybe not perfect but we’ll be able to fight in them.
Draco: We’re getting close. I hope we can win this.
Aveian: If you think like that, we won’t.
Draco: That’s a cheerful thought.
Aveian: Yeah, I know, really gives you the confidence to fight don’t it?
Sylven in his carrier, he flies towards Domon’s compound, he lands his carrier outside the fortress. He climbs into his Suit and starts walking towards the base. A couple of Suits notice him.
Pilot: Who are you?!
Sylven opens fire with the head Vulcans destroying it. The other turns to fire on him, Quick Sylver, in its full armor shoots forward and hits the Suit in the body breaking it in half at the waist, Sylven bursts forward before the Suit explodes. He flies forward and draws the Beam Boomerangs, instead of blades whips come out, he throws the Boomerangs, and they swing around slicing through Suits, cutting dozens down. More rush out. The Boomerangs come back and Sylven puts them back into their racks and flies up. The enemy Suits open fire up at him, the chest of Quick Sylver opens and he fires the Beam Cannon down it hits disintegrating all the Suits. Sylven lands and keeps on flying close to the ground.
The Raven Corps. Flies over the compound Draco fires the beam cannons into a few Suits, the beams pass right through and the Suits explode.
Aveian: I’m Launching!
The hangar doors open and BlackStar drops out. He fires a volley of missiles off, they hit all over the ground, all around the Suits, through the smoke beams rain down, blowing Suits apart.
Draco: (leaving the control room) I hope this Auto-pilot doesn’t get my ship shot down!
Draco jumps into Drake Gundam and drops into the battle-field below. As he’s falling Strike Daggers fire at him, some fly up, with the Dagger L setup.
TGFB: I know all this is from SEED, but fuck you nameless reader, G didn’t have mass produced Suits.
Draco: New Toys, time to break them!
He slices through one with the Sword, two more fire up with machine guns. Draco fires the Buster shield down, destroying one. He holds his sword pointed down and puts it through the enemy Suit. Drake Gundam lands and immediately swings his sword around taking out multiple Suits. He fires a Drake out a blows another to pieces. Aveian flies down, Suits fire up at him, he fires the hands out and crushes two; he fires the particle cannon, destroying more.
The two Suits land together in a defense position.
Draco: This is going to be hard.
Aveian: more like impossible, but has that ever stopped us?
Natasha: I’ll teach you pleasure and pain are the same thing!
She sinks her teeth into his neck and digs her tongue into the wound. Kit’s body twitches, Natasha holds his hands down and starts licking deeper, harder, faster, more.
Natasha: That’s right! Feel the pleasure! Give into it, the pure pleasure, the lust!
She kisses him all over his face leaving red and black kisses everywhere, then starts licking the wound hard again. Kit starts to moan with pleasure.
Kit: (moaning loudly with pleasure) Oooooooh, stop! Please! Stop! Oooooh, it’s so good! I can’t take it!!! I… have… to… fight it! I can’t! Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!
Natasha: I won’t you’re going to feel a lot more, I won’t stop till you’re all mine, give into it! Become mine!
She licks his wound even deeper, and starts kissing all around the wound and in it. Kit struggles even more, but then Natasha does it more and more, Kit tries to fight, but Natasha just licks harder and kisses longer and more, and more, and more…
Natasha: You can’t fight it! You can’t escape! You know you want to give in, do it! And feel pure pleasure all over your body, give up and fall into the pure pleasure of lust and be lost in my loving embrace forever.
She wraps her arms around Kit’s neck and catches him in a deep, dark, passionate, bloody kiss. Kit’s eyes shoot open, he tries to push Natasha off, but soon his eyes droop, his arms go limp, and he fades into her kiss.
Natasha: That’s it, I knew you couldn’t fight it forever. Now taste the pleasure of a kiss with your own blood!
She kisses him again, driving her tongue even deeper, Kit fades deeper and deeper.
Natasha: Feel the pure pleasure born from you’re pain. True pleasure comes only with pain!
Kit’s eyes open.
Kit: I can’t hold back anymore! I’m going to give you everything I have!
Kit tackles Natasha to the ground, he starts kissing her all over her face and neck, then all over her exposed arms and hands, then across and all over her chest, leaving purple kisses everywhere. Natasha shoves him off and against a different wall.
Natasha: You shouldn’t have done that, you still have a lot of energy left… I’m going to have to take that all away!
Kit’s hand stretches out a painted, kissed up hand and grabs his sword in sheath,
Natasha: Now time to make too weak and all mine!
Kit: I don’t think so!
He lunges forward and does the sword whoosh move, with his sword in sheath, Natasha falls to the ground in agony.
Kit: What’s wrong, I thought pain was pleasure to you? (Kit faints and falls against the wall)
Zeru: No leave him, he’s defenseless, we can torture him even more later, I’m leaving, Sora, call me back when the fun begins again.
Sora: Don’t worry, I will!
Domon: I’m going too, to train.
Sora: See ya!
The two men walk out, Sora looks down at Kit.
Sora: This is my chance!
Sora runs down from the over look to the room Kit is in.
Sora: I better clean off what I can.
Sora leans down and scrubs away at Kit’s face, neck, and body with a hanky and her spit.
Sora: he’s so cute, and helpless… I can’t resist!! You’re mine now Fox boy. (Sora kisses Kit all over his face, painting it red with her lips) okay, I slipped for a minute but I’m back!
Sora cleans Kit off again and removes the Goth gear. She takes Kit’s clothes of the ground and dresses him.
Sora: (sees the wound on Kit’s neck again) Oh, you have a boo-boo, let me kiss it and make it all better!
She kisses him on the neck wound a couple times.
Sora: So tasty, I’ll leave you with a little good bye note! (Kisses him long and passionately on the forehead, leaving another mark) That’s my seal of approval, and you’ve defiantly earned it! Good-bye Kitty!
Sora leaves Kit with another quick kiss on the lips and goes back to her quarters.
Kit: Where am I? How’d I get dressed? (licks his lips) and why do I taste like Cherry?
Kit looks down at his hand, something is written in red pen on a note in his hand
Kit: Sora.
Sora: (in Kit’s head as he reads) dear cute little Kitty-Fox, I saved your ass from Natasha and my superiors, I suggest you get your ass out of here fast, oh and I left you three presents, one right on the lips, you’ll be tasting cherry for weeks, I also left you two more, just be happy I didn’t leave more.
Sincerely your savior and lover,
Foxxy: We’re here! Launch all MX Suits! I’ll launch last, try not to die in the meantime!
Soldiers: Right Lieutenant Sune!
The MX’s drop and rain down Beam fire on the defending Suits, the defending the MX’s land and begin heading towards the main building, destroying everything in their path.
Foxxy: I’m coming Sylven, you can’t get away!
Foxxy hops into her MX and drops from the ship, having set the Auto-pilot, the ship starts to head towards the main center building, descending .
Enemy Pilot: That ship is gonna hit the Base!!!
The Daggers open fire on the Ship, as it heads for the base.
Foxxy: Not so fast!
Foxxy fires down on the Suits, one shot through each destroys them, she doesn’t miss once. She lands and deploys the Beam Sabers. She rushes forward and cuts one Dagger down, the whips around and runs another through.
A door opens into a dark room; several soldiers walk in with Uzi’s pointed in.
Soldier: Marane Alrock!
Marane: Yes, that’s my name, wow; you guys are very smart; do you want a treat?
Soldier: Come with us old man! You know some things want to learn!
The soldiers grab Alrock, put him in shackles and lead him out, forcefully.
Marane: I think first you should learn about manners…
Alrock gets a gun butt to the head and blacks out. When he wakes up he’s in chains, Natasha stands before him, looking very interested in his helpless body.
Draco and Aveian dodge through enemy fire, Draco cuts down Daggers while Aveian at his 11 O’ clock firing beams down and launching the claws down to destroy the enemies.
Aveian: Foxxy and the American army is here.
Draco: You think we should join up with them?
Aveian: No, we’ve both penetrated the lines too deep, if we try to meet up, it’d just take more time and be more difficult.
Foxxy: (to herself) Two Suits that must be Aveian and the other guy. There! High energy level, extreme speed, penetrating deep alone, it’s gotta be Sylven! (To the troops, over com-link) All troops follow me!
Foxxy, with her men behind her, fly towards Sylven’s position. The MX’s fire their Beam Rifles taking out long range Suits, while Foxxy takes out the close range targets.
Sora: (groans) Awwww, (sighs sadly) you’re no fun Kit! Well, I just thought I’d help you out, being as the open isn’t the best place to hide! You can hide in my room, (Kit goes to speak) both of you.
Kit: Thanks Sora, you’re not that bad after all, even if you are, a little lose.
Sora: Thank me later, (winks) like tonight for example.
Kit: (flatly) I was wrong, you’re as bad as ever.
The three of walk out towards Sora’s room, Sora leading of course.
Natasha shoves Marane up against the wall sand starts kissing him furiously all over.
Natasha: (between, long, passionate kisses) You hate this don’t you, you want to fight but you can’t, soon you’ll give in and become my eternal slave! (a ton more kisses) So what you have to say?
Marane: I like this torture, if I knew this is what would happen, I’d have been captured a long time ago!
Natasha (frustrated) Fuck this! (Storms out)
Zeru confronts her.
The Man: What’s wrong?
Natasha: Its no fun to torture a dog that wags its tail so much!
Natasha stomps off, Zeru enters the room.
The Man: Marane, you old fool.
Marane: I wish she’d have stayed longer, I was about to reach the promised land.
The Man: You’re disgusting!
Marane: (stares at his hand) I’m fucked up!
The Man: Well, I guess we’ll have to use other means to extract our information.
Sarin is flying all around he uses the building to hide the jump out and attack, then disappears.
Sarin: I have to get inside that base; all I must destroy is in there.
Sarin flies out and cuts down three Suits in one swing. During the explosion he disappears again.
Sarin: My revenge will not be thwarted!!
Sarin moves in and out, tearing down Suit after Suit at an alarming, or amazing rate. He approaches the main base, a big black pyramid.
Sarin: I’m here!
Sarin puts Reaper Gundam’s hand through the wall and runs in on it.
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The alarms sound.
Sora: I gotta go!
Kit: So you’re gonna become my enemy?
Sora: Look, I have to hide you, but to do that I can’t look suspicious, so unfortunately a few of your men will have to sacrifice their lives to protect yours! Isn’t that what they wanted to begin with!?
Kit: I guess you’re right Sora, just take it easy on them.
Sora: For you… (Gives him a long, loud kiss on the cheek) anything! Bye-bye, My kitty. (Blows him a kiss and winks)
Sora walks out, Kit scrubs his cheek furiously to get the kiss off.
Soldier: It was a 2nd impact!!! Half our troops are wiped out!
2nd Soldier: And here comes the third.
(Ending music)
The soldiers look up as Foxxy’s plane heads straight for them.
Soldier: Oh my God!!!
The planes hits, taking a huge chunk out of the building.
Soldier: The 3rd Impact! (Disintegrates)
The plane slowly bends and explodes, fire engulfs everything.
To be continued…
(Outlaw star next episode music)
Foxxy: Man that was just sick! Poor Kit, I mean Sora actually kissed him, man I sure hope he doesn’t get a disease! Well its not lookin any better for Kit in the future, hell its not looking good for any of us! So we need all of you guys out there to be there for support. Next Chapter: Absolute Power Mission: 11 Turning point: part 2! You better get ready!
KOBAYASHI LOST!!!!!!
i cannot believe that Kobayashi-sama lost the hotdog eating contest! he is so fucking awesome, with his orange hair and warrior headband, i mean he came up with a whole new way to engulf pig-entrails full of mystery meat, and now some loser guy named Joey Chestnut beat him. man is that lame, i really like Kobayashi, he looked like Ichigo or Takanori [well he did Make Revolution anyway] so i was always rooting for him, plus he trained so extensively for it, i mean all competition is taken seriously in the land of the raising sun, so their eaters are very well trained, i only hopew this Chesnut guy was worthy of beating Kobayashi, and it wasn't just because he had to get a tooth removed and some sort of back surgery. though if thats the case i'm sure he'll waste this new champ next year, i'm rooting for you Takeru!
well today was my mom's birthday [no "wish her a happy b-day" stuff, i just find it akward] as well as the birthday [well not really but we say it is] of this great nation, so as you would imagine things were for me today, so i couldn't visit you guys [i'm suprised so many people got to me] hell, i didn't even get to talk to Bev very long today. my brother got here at like 3pm, so i really had no time to do anything, being as i kind of found the idea of ditching my visiting brother and my now officially older mom, so i just sat around and heard them discuss stuff over my head, but i made sure i wasn't left out this time by turning on the ole GameCube and gaming with the person who made me a gamer, we played Super Smash Brothers: Melee until it was time to open presents, i got my mom two cook books by Gordan Ramsay, i got her those because we usually sit down and watch Gordan's shows together, and she's tried cooking some of his recipes, so now she has a ton more to try. i basically got her that because it was the only alternative to buying her arrows, again. i really hope she enjoys them because she loves to cook, i mean i want to try his stuff, that's why i bought it, plus we both know of him, but she does love to cook, and for once instead of apathy i really do hope she likes cooking his stuff. man, feeling emotions towards her is strange...
after that we got rid of the majority of his fireworks stash, he got rid of all of those during the day/twilight, then we went to starbucks, and my mom basically convinced me to order for myself from now on by forgetting the shot of espresso and whipcream in my late, i just feel akward ordering when others are paying, but i guess i have to do it now, because the drink still tasted good, but it was off. while we were there we discussed how CN is raping all our respective childhoods and wether or not the new Transformers movie was good [so much unnecessary human emotion fluff, too little mechs killing each other] i basically tried to interject that CN is fucking me over too by ruining Toonami, but all the 80's babies just shut me out, i guess this was a 30 and up conversation, douches.
well after that we sat around and watched Mythbusters, and discussed their work, as well as any lessons we learned and put into our daily lives. we then decided to try and pick up some illegal fireworks from "house of beverage" but they were closed, so i directed him to the shady joint they throw up in the abandoned parts of the strip-mall near my house, so we cruised there jamming out to MC Chris, we pulled up and knew they were open, because it was spray-painted on a piece of contruction paper taped to the window along with the sign "buy 2, get 3 free: a total of 5" for the math impaired, i bought 4 light-heavywight sized fountains and a pack of 5 welterwieghts for 34 dollars, they tried to say two of them were not included in the deal, even though they were on the table, but one of the guys had told us they were included, plus i don't think they wanted to risk us calling the ATF or INS [they were SO not localized] so under percieved threat of acronym assault they gave them to us at the price we asked and charged no tax, i also ran into an aquaintance from school, while i was holding an arm load of explosives, so because she and her wierd friends have so secret imaginary war between i think norway and anartica i made a joke about munitions for my army, we then talked about conspiracy theories and my brother actually found a way to make conservatism sound radical [ot is sorta, since everyone seems to mindlessly listen to the shirts in spencers and hot topic] we then went home and lit them off, i got to choose when because it was my money tha5t bought them [my bro was broke] so really it was a great time, i actually got to burn my money basically.
then i decorated my room until Bev finally called me back, she went to sleep and i updated.
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"Maybe Gordan [Ramsay] would make her [Racheal Ray] cry, or maybe he will unleash the inner beast that we know is hiding underneath all hat sugary sweetness."
unfortunate.
it seems that no one really took me up on my product placement for Rightstuf.com, who is having a sale on ALL IN STOCK ANIME until 11:59 7-4-07, everything is 20% off until then. i really expected to get at least one person going "awesome! i'm going to check that site out and buy stuff." well i take that back, one person did, so i suppose my minimal expectations were met, but still its a bit of a let down that my uber-product placement was so ineffective. i guess i'm just strange like that, oh well. thank you for all understanding my plug for Rightstuf, except one person who merely said "anime is awesome." but that person appearantly watched Freedom vs. Destroy, so i guess they get a reprieve, i suppose they just prefer to talk about moving pictures over text.
well today was moderatly busy, after my dad finally picked me up, i started out my day looking for Kira x Lacus hentai. "why?" you may ask, because; i've never actually seen any. i have seen porn of every anime character i ever looked up for just non-porn pictures, but never Kira and Lacus, they seem to be a porn-free couple. so i just wanted to see some for the hell of it, just to see some, its just conspicous by it absence, Kira x Lacus hentai. [i found none by the way]
after that, because my dad was supposed to be there in a half hour i figured i'd have no time to do anything, like watch something on my DVR or putting up more pictures in my room, so i just sat around and did nothing, for the full hour until my dad got there. but i'm not being some irritating emo bitch ranting on about how much my dad is late and how he sucks, or that he should like totally buy me more stuff. my dad said he'd be there later than 2, he tries to take his time because most of the time i'm running around the house looking for stuff when he gets there, because i percrastinate a lot, so he's just hoping i'll use my time better. plus 30 minutes is plenty of time for decorating, and if i had actually done it i would have had an hour, so itsw really my fault, for being so lazy and not comprehending time management.
once he did pick me up we went to boarders to get birthday presents for my mom, i decided to get her two cook books by her favorite prepairer of food ever, Chef Gordan Ramsay. its really awesome that my whole family loves that guy, but then again he is made of awesome, so why wouldn't we? the absolute best thing about him is that he isn't disingenous and all sugary sweet like other chefs, especially Racheal Ray. i swear to God, i abhor that woman, she is so hopped up on meds i think Rush Limbaugh should beat her with a bat like a pinata. either that or she desrves an oscar for that performance, she is just too happy to tolerate, if that is really how she acts then i pity everyone who knows her. i really want to see her go on "The F Word" in the head-to-head challenge with Gordan, i know he'd make her cry in a matter of seconds, and i want to see that so badly. it may be malicious but i don't care, she irks me severly. she hipes that piss-flavored coffee too, "delish" she says. my God is her palate horrible! plus her vocabulary makes me want to see her in pain, my lord do i despise this woman!
after that me and my male family went to see "Transformers" i must say it was very good, i found the fight scenes a little disapointing, it was all out of screen and way to fast, the battles were just not emphasized, and that annoyerd me, because i really couldn't give a flying fuck about Shia Lebouf trying to get layed by some walking leather couch/grease monkey. i came to see StarScream kick some ass, and possibly gain some liking for the Autobots. instead it was just more about some strange 3-way between a boy, a ho... i mean "girl", and the boy's car. i just did not like the plot, the movie was excellant, i just hate the plot looking back, i really wish that the fight scenes had been better, i came to "transformers" to see mechs blowing the holy hell out of eachother, if i wanted touching emotional stories with my mech battles i'd watch Gundam.
AND NO, i am not comparing the level of character developement of any Gundam series [except maybe the horrible 00:83, but not even really] to "transformers" it would be like comparing a flashlight to a supernova, Gundam is a blue giant to shia's MagLight, i think Elfen Lied had better characters, why did they put crap plot in my mechs killing eachother? i loved the talking mechs, and i wanted the soldier to see his kid, but for the most part the humans are just suck-tastic and seem to be just thrown in for filler, as they should be, unfortunately they are the majority of the movie.
the robots killing eachother scenes were awesome, but please, PLEASE Micheal Bay, leave out the ass-monkey human characters next time.
so much hedonism, so little time.
i always feel busier when i'm not in school, because i can do whatever i wish, so with the expectation that i'll be having fun all day i waste time, and i end up doing less, i've been trying to write more of AP 24 for like a week now, but being as i feel like i have unlimited time i end up wasting it looking up random things on wiki, or other stupid things, i looked around for good hardcire yaoi pics so i could mock a person in their belief that shonen-ai was yaoi. that was a blatant abuse of time! once again the cure for this little problem would be if i could write AP at my dad's house, but that would require either abandonning the TV or getting a laptop, both equally unlikely, so it seems i will just waste my time at my dad's house and then spazz out over the fact i have no time at my mom's house. oh curse me and my bitching about having too much fun to possibly fit into the time i have.
due to this little unlimited fun-gasm i am experiencing i get kinda irked with people who post "i'm so bored" "i'm like so bored" "talk to me, i'm bored!" GIVE ME YOURE TIME SLACKERS! i will shorten your lives so i may have more time and write more stories, allow me to alleviate you of your unwanted down-time! if only that were possible, i'd so totally do it if i were able to, and i aged slower,i wouldn't want to age beyond my current aging rate because i'm spending more time, so i'd want to get more time, and not havre the classic movie effect of progressed aging. that part of it really sucks.
Rightstuf is having a sale, everything, EVERYTHING in stock is on sale for 20% off, so if you want anime DVDs, apparel [clothing, buttons, patches etc.] or manga then pop rightstuf.com into your browser and start buying, because they are direct importers, so you get stuff uber-close to whole-sale. as well they are very trust worthy, when UPS lost my DVD they sent me a new one pro-bono [free] a day before UPS was even done investigating, they are a really cool company. at another point i went to buy the Chobits thinpak the day after i first saw it on sale, only to see in not on sale, so i called up and heard Liam O'Brien [yes, Gaara/Asuba/Taishi/Dion/Vincent Law does thier intro when you call them] well the lady i got afterwards [which is good, because if i had talked to Liam the urge or fear to/of imitating me would distract me, as well as the being star struck] told me i just missed the sale, she then asked for my account name, and told me "who knows, it could be on sale any day now again." i later looked downstairs on my computer and saw it was now on sale, yes i really love and respect that company.
so if you are jonesing for some anime goodness and want on on the cheap and demand [well, two day wait] then i suggest going down to rightstuf.com, thats right stuf, with one "f", dot com, not dot net, thats also an anime retailer [i was expecting porn myself] but not as good. i can say that with full assurance because unless the anime was free and the DVD was immeadiatly beamed directly into my hands upon request for me to keep forever there can be no better site than Rightstuf.com.
speaking of the ole anime retailer i bought me the Gundam SEED DVDs 2-10, being as i didn't have thems. i also got this cool shirt its a spoof of japanese subway signs that warn of perverts, showing a male stick figure groping a female one, well i got the reverse one, and if you want to see it, then beam over to rightstuf and put "beware of perverts" into the search engine, there are many varieties if you want one, i think you do.
Rightstuf also made the new delivery [the replacement] signature required, i asked they do this sgain, i really trust and like these guys, and i know they've got my back. i bought all this anime so i could show it to my beaner when i see her at the end of this month, that will be fun, one of my three favorite animes and my one and only favorite person, hedonism is nice.
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"get moving, you stupid cow!"
-Chef Gordan Ramsay yelling at Bonnie on the third season of "Hells Kitchen" view on Fox at 9pm on mondays.
and here is the video i promised, maybe i should do video quotes too, sound fun?
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!
everyone seemed to like that little joke, i guess its because you don't have to know Gundam to get it, its kind of strange though to imagine on an anime site more people would be familiar with "a street-car named desire" than Gundam SEED Destiny, but then again we are still people and can still observe classical plays, as well as the fact that i wouldn't really call Destiny a "popular" anime, or this is the possibility you just know of the yelling of that name, not where it is from, so many possibilities, i'm glad so many of you fitted into at least one of them.
and yes the Destroy is awesome, it is infact filled with awesome, well awesome and beam guns, but mostly awesome. well also it has a confused young blonde girl in it, a girl with pretty sizable boobs. that is the one thing i noticed about Destiny, they did sort of go with the lowest common denominator of fan-service, just lots of girls with big boobs. i mean Lacus was busty in SEED, and Fllay had a little definition chest wise, but its just boob-a-palooza in Destiny, which is a bit cheap in my opinion. i still don't see all the crap that people say about Destiny that should make me want to never watch it again, but then again they still have 18 eps to make me hate it, though at this point unless Kira ends up with Mir and Lunamaria gets together with Athrun then i'm good, actually i think the second might be canon since i think i saw a clip that i think showed that, but i'm secure in the fact that Athrun is such a failure in relationships that if he did end up with Luna that he'd scare her off like he did to Lacus and is working on with Cagalli. i thought i was inept with women, but at least i know how to keep a girl once i get her, Athrun seems to be the opposite, he gets girls to fall for him then just screws up in every way possible to drive them off.
i was afraid Kira dies [i have no idea why] so i looked and his ending is better, he becomes a ZAFT commander and spends the last moment of his story holding Lacus lovingly, that ending could not be any better, he joins ZAFT and, AND stays with Lacus, i love this show so much! i really can't see any reason why i won't be a fan of this for life, even if i was forced to watch the scene where Shinn beats Kira forever, [even if it is total bullshit] of course if given the time i can watch Kira school Shinn, Athrun, Stella[r], Auel, Sting and Heine WHILE "Meteor" by Takanori Make Revolution plays, if i could just get that and the Kira x Lacus moments on a continual loop i'd be good.
i just realize now Rie Tanaka voices things i like, Chii, Lacus, sings the ending songs to Chobits and all the songs Lacus sings [i'll forgive the voicing Mir part] she is the best [and only] japanese voice actor i know [i take that back, Takanori voices Heine, just Rie is still better, as much as it hurts me to diss TMR's lead singer]
another of my favorite shonen animes is Bleach, which was equally awesome this week, as well as just plain comical. Zangetsu has the most assinine tests for Ichigo, and really moronically easy too, "fall off a building and find the right box," its the one with the red ribbon, Uryu just told you that. "get you ass kicked by your Hollow self until you beg gfor my help in a real manly mellodramatic way." then seeing him cut into Kenpachi repeatedly while not slowing Kenny down at all, as well as almost dying because his zanpakuto is running out of the power to stop his bleeding, then he powers up and gives this long preachy speech about how he and his zanpkuto fight together so they are twice cas strong as zaraki, and how he doesn't even talk to his sword, listen to how sad it is, then he clashes with Kenny and pretty much loses, i mean i know now that Kenpachi calls it a tie, but Strawberry lost, him and his stupid talking sword and its pre-school level tasks. i'm guessing that will be his final release test, "what hole does the square block go in Ichigo?" "not the circle one you idiot!"
i really wish i didn't know wiki existed, i keep spoiling for myself by looking things up there, i suck.
*uncontrollable Laughter*
[i've witten that title twice now and forgot the uncont"r"ollable both times]
if you've never listened to the song "bomb a head" from Tenhjo Tenge i direct you to this site http://01-mp3search.com/top53-bomb-a-head.html http://01-mp3search.com/top53-bomb-a-head.html and instruct you to listen to it, i garuntee you that you will understand the title then. i've listen to the at least 4 times in TV size version while watching the anime, but nothing, NOTHING I SAY, prepared me for the full version.
but enough music commentary, this isn't the original purpose of myspace after all, no no, this is MY Otaku, as in the Otaku Blog of JD Person, and being as you've selected my "station" out of the 500,000 available i'm sure you camr here for some quality ranting, and i plan to give you just that, being as i got a day off i'm just brimming with with energy [meaning i will not breed with you, pokemon humor for those of you who got it] and my mushy brain-parts are just chock full of fun things to blurt out and entertain you with.
first off i FINALLY got Gundam SEED Destiny DVD 8, after pretty much a month wait, and i must say it was well worth it, seeing Stella[r] board the Destroy, and basically show how it got it's name was awesome. i must say no matter how much i hate the Atlantic Federeation they really do make kick ass mobile armors, something missing from the original SEED, obsecenly powerful giant non-humanoid mechs. and even if the are rehashing the original series, they are really showing what you can do better with a 25 year advantage. i will say that the Destroy is far more cool then the BYG-ZAM could ever hope to be, it has hands, bits, a shield that blocks everything, plus we actually care about the pilot, its not some random insert like the fat ugly Zabi that piloted the BYG-ZAM. Stella[r] actually has a compelling story, being that she is in love with a pilot on the opposing side of the war, plus the fact that she is just so naive, i mean she was trained that way, "Stella[r] you have to go out there and fight, or the scary things will come and kill us all." "but i don't want to die!!!!!!" it's really sad to see her get manipulated like that, though i am looking forward to her dying just so i can hear Shinn let out a poorly acted "STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
but the best thing about Destiny as opposed to 0079 is that Kira is 7 trillion^1,000,000 times cooler than Amuro. i never liked Amuro, hense while i came to yelling "Sieg Zeon!" and "Hail Zeon!" at random moments, but no matter how much i rooted for ZAFT, after Kira got the Freedom i just couldn't help but become a fanboy, i mean hearing meteor playing whilre Kira schools a bunch of annoymous Pilots just always makes my jaw drop, he is just the shit. and i mean come on, the Strike is way cooler than the original Gundam, and actually makes more sense, its cooler and more practical. then you have to think of the upgrade, Amuro got his Gundam's joints coated with goo that made them bend faster, Kira got a Mobile Suit that can target hundreds of enemies at once, has line guns on the hips, particlre cannons on the shoulders, wings, unlimited nuclear power source, plus his two bean sword can become one double-bladed one, Kira's Suiyts even get awesome acronyms. Kira is simply pure awesome.
as for why i did not update yesterday? my right eye was being a bitch and causing me extreme pain, hurting even after i took the contact off, and seeming to hate any amount of light, my left eye decided to do that this morning but it got over it. they did this before, right before i got my new perscription, about 13 weeks ago [first night D-Technolife started off Bleach] so yeah, i decided to go to sleep early and end the horrible pain, sorry i couldn't update.
i actually had too much to rant about, so i shall rant again tomorrow about all the things i wanted to say today.
Absolute Power ch.9
Absolute Power
Mission: 9
Breaking The Fourth Wall
~Warning~ This chapter may be offensive to homosexuals and homosexual sympathizers.
Kit: Why the hell are we in Greece?! We were just in China! We’re trying to get to Japan! Greece is in the opposite way as Japan!!
Aveian: It’s because the author wanted character development in this chapter so he opted to go for story over logic.
Kit: That sucks!
Voice: What was that?
Kit: Huh? Who the hell was that!
Voice: It is I! You’re creator!! The Great Fox Boy!!!
Kit: So you’re the miserable prick that writes this half-assed shit?
TGFB: How dare you speak to me like that! I made you!!
Kit: Yeah, and you live vicariously through me too!
TGFB: I swear if you don’t show me some respect I’ll end it here!
Kit: I’m sure everyone on FanFiction.net would love if you did.
TGFB: Shut up.
Kit: (shrugs and sighs) Fine, what do you want out of me?
TGFB: Stop questioning the story line.
Kit: Fine. Man are you stuck up!
TGFB: Good. That’s all I wanted.
Kit: Alright now where were we?
Aveian: We’re in Greece; we may as well look around.
Kit: I guess you’re right, not like we have much else to do.
Draco descends the stairs with a piece of paper in hand. He catches up to Kit and matches his pace. Aveian is walking ahead of them.
Draco: Does he seem different to you?
Kit: Its because he’s in love, love is a beautiful and powerful thing, (shudders) even if it is with Sora.
Draco: I had no idea he was as weak as you.
Kit: Why are you such a hater? It’s because no one wants ya huh?
Draco: Are you kidding? I’m a Prince, all the women want me, but they’re all just gold diggers, all they care about is becoming a princess and getting my money.
Kit: That does kinda suck; girls just want to rent lip space (points to himself) on this face.
Draco: Besides, love only makes you weak!
Draco starts to walk ahead, Kit speeds up to catch him.
Kit: Tell ya what; since I’m so popular and no one knows you here I’ll get you a date.
Draco: You loveable. You’re an idiot.
Kit: Oh yeah, I’m irresistible to the fairer sex, so what do you say?
Sylven is up on the cat walk, looking down on his men.
Sylven: My men, Black Vulpine has turned its back on us! It has joined our former leader’s radical group! Zeru and his men are coming here now! We must protect our Base! We must protect our lives! But most of all, (he brings Foxxy forward from the shadows behind him) we must protect our future! And we must be ready to die for this! So men, are you with me?
The crowd below erupts with a fury of agreement.
Sylven: Then we must get ready. They’ll come soon.
Sylven starts to walk off, Foxxy grabs his arm. He turns around and Foxxy stares up, their eyes meet.
Foxxy: Sylven… Thank you.
Sylven: Your welcome, now we have to get to work, my Gundam isn’t ready yet.
The two of them walk off and enter the hangar. Foxxy enters the cockpit on the lift and looks at the specs.
Foxxy: The only Weapons on here are the Machine guns mounted on in the wrists, the duel Beam Sabers on the back and the head Vulcans.
Sylven: That’s why we’re mounting these armor packs. They’re going to push the performance in all levels beyond any weapon before.
Foxxy: Then why not just mount it as standard equipment?
Sylven: These weapons are very heavy; after they’re out of ammunition and fuel they’ll only be a hindrance, so I mount them like this so they can be jettisoned afterwards.
Foxxy: Wow, you’re really smart.
Sylven: And you’re an S class mechanic, that’s why I’m trusting you with this high a level of work.
Foxxy: (Blushing) Thank… Thank you Sylven. I don’t know what to say.
Sylven: Just say you’ll make sure you do you’re best and I’ll be happy.
Foxxy: Then I’ll do my best for sure!
Sylven: Good. Now let’s show these fools mutiny will not be tolerated.
Guy: Wow, you’re sassy and a cutie?!! I could just eat you up, and maybe I will if you play your cards right…
Draco: What?! I’m not gay!!
Guy: Please with that hair, those pants, those boots and gloves, OOOH, that cape!! And that cod piece, so kinky!!
Draco: Shut up or I’ll show you what its like to get poked with MY weapon.
Guy: Fine, come talk to me when you’re out of the closet!
The guy walks off.
Kit snickers.
Draco: What’s so funny!!!?
Kit: Looks like you’re as popular with men… (cracks up) as I am with women!!!
Kit burst out laughing. Then in a flash is covered with men hanging all over him stroking him.
Guy: (lispy) OOOh, your skin is so soft, and THAT HAIR!! What do you use!?
Kit: Get off, I’m not gay!!
Guy: Sure, dressed like that you must be Bi!!
Kit: (holds up wrists) Nope! I’m strait!
Guy: Well, we’ll change that! Come here and give us all some sugar Cutie-Pie!!
All the guys lunge forward and we hear loud smooching and pleasured groaning.
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Foxxy: This Suit is gonna be so awesome!!
Sylven: We’ll see once these parts are mounted and we go into battle.
The Gundam looks like the Alex, minus the blue forearm armor, the machine gun barrels are hidden in the wrists and forearms, when the hand is bend forward the barrel slides out into firing position and slides back in when the hands are lifted.
The extra weapons consist of a chest piece shaped like the Sazabi with a mega particle cannon inside. For each arm is a long spike squared on the sides and dulled in the tip. The blade is electrified and the particles allow it to pierce suits. It also has back, waist, and shin armor with extra Vernias. It also extra shoulder armor for arm protection with a Sword Striker style Beam Boomerang mounted on each shoulder.
Sylven: Lets get these components mounted; we probably don’t have much time.
The Man: We’re here! Launch the MX’s I want to destroy them with they’re own weapons!!
The cargo ships’ hatches open and parachuting MX’s darken the sky.
Inside the base the attack alarm rings.
Sylven: (over his shoulder) ACTIVATE THE ANTI-AIR DEFENSES!!! EMEADIATLY!!!
MX Pilot: (evil smirk) This is gonna be easy!! Wait… What the hell, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Large machine guns rise out of the ground and begin firing up at the Suits, blowing the MX’s clear out of the sky.
MX Pilot: Where’d these weapons come from?
Second Pilot: Who cares, they’re dead any way.
Then large 9 missile blocks rise up, they fire they’re missiles, which scatter everywhere up into the sky hitting Suits dead in the chest and out of the fight.
MX Pilot: Destroy those weapons!!!
The enemy MX’s fire down on the turrets and missile pods. They start taking out the defense systems.
Sylven: ALL SNIPERS FIRE!!!
Several MX’s fire upwards shooting right through the enemy Suits blowing them clean up. The remaining Suits start to land. The air-born ones continue taking out the gun turrets and missile pods. The Suits start to move towards the base.
In Draco’s ship, Aveian is laid back, contently relaxing. Allenby is in the front room with him, waiting for Kit.
Allenby: Why are you so happy?
Aveian: Same reason you’ve been sitting here, staring at that door sweating for 3 hours.
Allenby: Shut up!
Aveian: Admit it. You’re completely in love with our little Fox Boy.
Allenby: I’m just worried about him, friends can worry!
Aveian: Just think of it this way, if Kit’s dead, so is Draco, so it’s not a complete loss.
Allenby: Not funny!
Aveian: He wouldn’t die on you, he’d never hurt you like that; watch he’ll come flying through that door any second.
The door flies open and Kit and Draco run in breathing hard. Aveian points to them, then to his head and back to Kit.
Allenby: (Getting up) I hate you.
Allenby runs over to Kit. She holds onto his shoulders as he catches his breath.
Allenby: (very worried) What happened? What’s wrong?
Kit: So many gay guys: all wanted to love me.
Allenby: Draco (looks over at him) what happened?!
Draco: Everything he said is true, it’s horrible!
Allenby: Really? (Hugs Kit warmly) I’m sorry.
Kit: Its alright, I’m fine now.
Aveian: What do you expect? We’re in Greece, the gayest place in space or Earth.
Kit: Still its creepy, lets just leave.
Aveian: We can’t we still have business here.
Draco: Not with the damn fourth wall again!!
Aveian: Not the fourth wall, just in this tense we have business, B.V. and Zeru are onto us, we have to hide out here. Plus Sai hasn’t even had one line yet.
Draco: Fourth wall.
Aveian: It’s true though.
Kit: But what are we supposed to do?
Aveian: Its simple, just use some sodomite repellant.
Kit: what are you saying?
Aveian: just go everywhere with Allenby, you too just clutch onto each other like your life preservers in the middle of the ocean.
Kit and Allenby blush and look at each others, then Aveian, then Draco, then each other again, then back to Aveian.
Kit: We, I can’t do that!
Aveian: Why not, if you like each other it’s a chance to be nice and close, and if it’s plutonic it’s just messing around, all shits and giggles.
Kit: No way man! Not gonna happen!
Aveian: Then stay locked up in here, what do I care?
Draco: What must I do to get them to leave me alone?
Aveian: Just a second.
Kit: Allenby, how do you feel?
Allenby: (regaining composure) I’m up for it if you are! It’ll be fun!
Kit: Alright! I couldn’t stay in here all day anyway!
Allenby: Then let’s go!
The two of them, arms laced together, walk off for a fun night on the town.
Draco: They sure are gullible.
Aveian: Or brave.
Draco: Enough, what’s this stupid plan of yours?!
Aveian: Simple, but these on.
Aveian hands Draco a pair of chaps and a cape.
Draco: What the hell?!
Aveian: These will get ‘em off you.
Draco: (looking at them) Snake skin? This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen!
Aveian: Yes, but its old gay, and gay people hate nothing more than old fashion.
Draco: That’s true, but one question: why do you have snake skin chaps and a cape, especially in my size?
Aveian: For me to answer that I’d have to break the forth wall again.
Kit and Allenby stroll down the street; many potential suitors of Kit flee away from them like he’s got the plague.
Kit: Look at ‘em run!!!
The two of them laugh.
Allenby: You’ll have to take me with you everywhere I guess.
Kit: Not a problem.
Allenby: And you better pay for dinner or I’ll leave you alone in the middle of this pride parade.
Kit: Believe me, if that’s all it takes, I’ll pay.
Allenby: In that case I’ll pay.
Kit: Why?
Allenby: Cause you said you would, which means you deserve to not have to.
Kit: You’re weird. That’s why I like you so much.
Allenby: (laughs a little embarrassed) Me too.
Their eyes meet and the both smile warmly at each other and their cheeks turn a little pink. They continue walking as Greek men dive like stunt men to avoid them.
The enemy MX’s start to land, taking out the defense systems, the whole base starts shaking, the ally Suits are getting pinned down.
Sylven: (Getting into a EVA style Plug suit) I can’t wait any longer!
Foxxy: What are you doing?
Sylven: If I wait any longer this place will be destroyed.
Foxxy: Let me go too then!
Sylven: (getting fastened into the cockpit) Sorry, I can’t do that.
Foxxy: Why?
Sylven: Because I’m fighting to protect you.
The cockpit door shuts and the Suit starts walking towards the hangar door.
The door opens, and Quick Sylver emerges.
Sylven: (sliding Epyon-style helmet face guard down) Lets see what you can do.
All the controls light up, the system bleeps and blips, cursors target enemy Suits and the Suit burst forward; Beam Saber drawn, towards them.
Sylven: (straining) EEEEERRRR, this is really intense.
Sylven jets strait towards an enemy MX.
MX pilot: (locking on) Bye-bye fly boy!
The MX fires, but Quick Sylver immediately, before the trigger is even pulled shoots off to the right. The beam passes through thin air.
MX pilot: Did I hit him, where’d he go?
Quick Sylver reapers streaking across the front of the MX cutting it down with the Beam Sword cleaving the Suit in two at the stomach, the Suit blows and Quick Sylver keeps flying at just sub-sonic speed.
Inside the cockpit, Sylven is having trouble breathing, his chest is getting heavy, loud cracking noises start ringing out from his body.
Sylven: No! I can’t pass out yet! I haven’t seen its full potential yet!!
Sylven lowers the left wrist, the machine gun barrel protrudes, Sylven opens fire on multiple airborne Suits, destroying them, then without notice jets almost strait up and cuts down another descending MX.
Sylven: (eyes darting behind face guard) So many enemies, I have to protect Foxxy and live on to defeat Kit, SO I CAN’T DIE HERE!!!
Sylven Whips his Gundam around firing the left wrist gun, raining pain down on the enemy Suits.
Draco, clad in his snake skin, enters a bar. He sits down at the bar tenders table. He knocks on the table and is surprised to see the bar tender is an attractive woman.
Draco: So, I’m guessin you’re a dyke.
Bar Tender: And I’m guessing you’re an alcoholic.
Draco: Actually, I don’t hold liquor well.
Bar Tender: And I don’t like girls, I’m actually kinda boy crazy. (laughs softly, covering her mouth)
Draco: Then why would you live in Greece?
Bar Tender: Why would you go into a bar.
Draco: I thought if there was one place I’d be safe it’d be in a bar. Not many gays that like the hard stuff. So, why are you here?
Bar Tender: I guess I’m waiting for prince charming; I’m waiting for him to take me and carry me away to his castle. (she holds out her hand) the name’s Naomi.
Draco: (taking her hand) Prince Draco Spitfire.
Naomi: Are you hitting on me fair prince?
Draco: Don’t be a fool!
Naomi: Then why are you still holding my hand?
The two of them look at each other, their eyes meet and…
Kit and Allenby enter a restaurant, the waiter reluctantly shows the to their seats. When he turns to walk away they notice something.
Allenby: He wearing…
Kit: Ass-less chaps? I think so.
Allenby: That’s great.
Allenby goes to sit, but Kit puts his arm out to stop her, he walks around and pulls her chair out for her. Then motions for her to sit down, she sits down and Kit goes to walk around but Allenby grabs his jacket and pulls him down into the chair next to her. She puts her arm around his shoulder and pulls him close to her.
Allenby: Oh no you don’t, you’re staying right here! I may not know what I feel about you, but I’m not letting you get molested. You’re always here for me, just let me protect you for once.
Kit: What brought this on?
Allenby: I don’t know but right now I just want to be close to you.
In the corner a woman lays on the bar tenders table, she glows pink and no one seems to notice her.
Woman: (quickly and flatly) I Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, bestow upon you my blessings, {blows a loud kiss, two hearts float towards the lovers) may your love be prosperous and eternal.
The two hearts hit them and the immediately kiss passionately and hold each other.
Aphrodite: Oh, how far I, the Goddess of love have fallen, where did I go wrong for this to happen? Wait, I sense something, 3 straight couples. One is in this room, one is in a bar not far from here, and the other is split, but the man is very close to here. I’ll have to make sure these work out!
Naomi and Draco’s eyes meet. Behind them Aphrodite enters.
Aphrodite: (smiling wide, speaking very seductively) ) I Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, bestow upon you my blessings, (blows a kiss) may your love be prosperous and eternal!!
Draco and Naomi launch into a long steam kiss; they moan with pleasure and Naomi grabs Draco and pulls him behind the bar.
Aphrodite: That’s right, no one can resist my spell of love, the t6wo of you will be bound together by fate forever on, and there’s nothing you can do about it, now, mister lonely is next!!
Aphrodite appears behind Aveian and snaps her fingers. Aveian gets up and calls Sora.
Sora is about to enter her Suit.
Sora: Gundam Pilot, prepare to pay! 13th MS Team launch, I’ll back you up in my… (Phone rings) Huh, (picks up) Aveian?
Aveian: Hey Sora.
Sora: What are you doing? I could get killed if they find out.
Aveian: I’m sorry, I just had to talk to you; I had a feeling.
Sora: A feeling, (she ship rocks, Sora looks to see the whole 13th Team has been destroyed at once)
Aveian: Sora? Are you still there?
Sora: (touched, almost crying) Aveian thank you!! (Burst out crying, falls to her knees) Aveian!! I love you so much.
Aveian: (lets out a little laugh) I love you too Sora, now stop crying, whatever happens know you’ll be alright because we’re together.
Sora: I know. Shit!
Aveian: What’s wrong?
Sora: I gotta go!! (Hangs up)
Aveian hangs up the phone and sits back down.
Aphrodite hovers behind him.
Aphrodite: That’s right, fall even deeper into my spell, now that you have succumb to it, you can never escape its all enveloping love. You two are forever bound together by the chains of love, never to be parted again, weather you want to be or not!!! Now, the final set of victims, or lovers.
Allenby holds Kit to her; he rests his head on her shoulder.
Aphrodite appears.
Aphrodite: Too easy, now fall into my trap!! (she blows a much bigger, much longer, much louder kiss) you will be irresistibly drawn to each other, never to be able to get away.
The hearts approach them, they hit…
Aphrodite: Yes!!!
Then they bounce off and pop.
Aphrodite: What?!!
Kit: You are really comfy Allie!!
Allenby: Thanks, you’re nice and warm. I like this.
Kit: You are such a good friend, I’m glad we can be close like this, and not uncomfortable.
Allenby: (pointing, with a little smile) You’re blushing a little!
Kit: (smiling and pointing back) You too!
Allenby: Its alright, I’m just glad to be close like this.
Aphrodite: They are madly in love!!! How can they resist each other even now? Wait, impossible!!! Their friendship, could it really be that strong… as to hold these powers back? It is!! I know now what I must do!!!
Aphrodite disappears.
Allenby: See, don’t you feel safer like this.
Kit: (adjusting his face, rubbing his cheek on her shoulder) Yeah, I like safety a lot!
Allenby: I can tell, and I like protecting you too. It feels really good!
The two of them stay like that, Allenby clinging to Kit for the whole dinner. A few of the braver Greeks approach Kit, but Allenby just looks at them and they hiss and shrink away. While they’re eating the two of them look very happy, they speak quietly and blush a lot. When they’re done the two of them walk out, with their arms around each other’s waists. Looking very happy, laughing and talking.
Aveian is lying happily on the couch. Kit and Allenby enter.
Allenby: Wow Aveian, you sure look happy!
Aveian: I could say the same of you two.
The two of them look at each other, notice their wide smiles, and arm positions and quickly break lose and blush.
Aveian: You two are so hopeless.
Kit: Move!
Kit tries to pull him off the couch.
Aveian: What the hell?
Kit: Its “Turn Based time!!”
Aveian: Fine. I don’t need to watch that crap.
Aveian walks out and Kit flops down with his arms up on the top of the couch. Allenby sits down on the seat right next to Kit, so close she rubs against him on the way down. Kit’s arm falls off the top and onto her shoulder. Kit is shocked and blushes pulling his arm away.
Allenby: (holding his fingers) Leave it. Please?
Kit: (sighs) Fine. What ever you want, I don’t care anyway.
The opening theme starts playing and Allenby scooches closer to Kit. The two of them laugh the whole time, and they smile too, but for a different reason.
Kit: I love having someone to watch this with!
Allenby: Me too!
The mood is really getting good. Romance is in the air when…
Sai flops down on the couch.
Sai: What’s up Sis and Bro!?
Kit: Hold on!! Fox Boy what’s up!!
TGFB: Sai is in this chapter, and there’s really no where else to put him.
Kit: But what about the cute romantic mood?
TGFB: Its so obvious! A little comedy can’t hurt. AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Aphrodite stands before a large, sheet covered machine.
Aphrodite: I have failed all my people, and disgraced love, I must redeem myself. I must do this! For the future of love!! I must make sure this mission does not fail!!
(Duo:) And finally New Rule: The media is not responsible for your fucked up kid.
Face it, if you’re kid is watching R-Rated movies, listening to explicit music, and playing violent video games, and he kills some one, its not the medias fault: its yours. Like people don’t baby kids enough already, now we baby parents too? Just cause you fucked and a little you came out doesn’t make you’re infallible. It makes you stupid! I’m a grown man with the right to have adult fun. So stupid parents, stop fucking up my fun and your kid’s futures. Learn to be a parent, not a moron…
TV clicks off.
Kit: I’m ready for bed. How bout you Allie?
Allenby: Yeah.
The two of them walk off to bed together, Sai is asleep sitting Indian style on the couch.
Its morning. Kit gets up in his undies and jacket.
Aveian: Morning, guess what?
Kit: Sora gave you crabs?
Aveian: Radar picked up a large signature.
Kit: Great. I’ll get ready.
Allenby: I’m coming too!
Kit: Fine. It’ll be fun!
Allenby: I know it’s a chance to bond!
Kit’s and Allenby’s Gundams emerge from the ship. A pink Gundam approaches.
Aphrodite: I will do this right, it will be my final act. With this physical body I will do my greatest deed in all of my existence.
Aphrodite’s Gundam is a pink curvy feminine figure with long blonde “hair” its armor is darker red with red boots and gloves.
Kit: you lookin for a fight lady?
Aphrodite: I am the Goddess of Love, and I will punish you for your mockery of love you live.
Kit: That’s it!
Kit takes aim and fires the Hyper Beam Rifle. Aphrodite Gundam disappears then appears kicks Kit in the chest, sending his Suit flying back.
Allenby: You bitch!!!!
Allenby swings the ribbon at her, Aphrodite moves out of the way and spin kicks Allenby in the head.
Kit: Damn it! This is gonna be tough.
Allenby: Oh well, I know can do this together!
Kit: Yeah, let’s do it!!
Allenby runs forward and swings her ribbon at her. Aphrodite dodges and Kit fires several beams at her, at the last moment Aphrodite dodges and the shots just graze her Suit.
Aphrodite: Very smooth! But you’re gonna have to better if you want to beat me!!
Kit drops the rifle and draws a Kodachi and him and him and Allenby rush forward.
Aphrodite: Lovely Sword!
Aphrodite pulls out a sword; the beam blade is made of stacked hearts. She easily deflects both their attacks.
Aphrodite: You two are so weak! You’ll never defeat me!!
Kit: Oh yeah?
Kit drives his shield forward, Aphrodite tries to dodge but the shield nicks her side.
Kit: Damn! I missed!
Allenby: Don’t worry!
Aphrodite, having dodged has lost her stance, Allenby connects with a hard punch sending Aphrodite flying.
Draco is making out with Naomi. Suddenly the whole place shakes. Draco looks outside, he sees George’s Gundam outside.
Draco: (runs to his clothes and pulls out a communicator) Aveian!
Aveian: Yeah?
Draco: Send my Gundam here now!
Aveian: Okay, whatever.
George’s Gundam releases its bits just as they’re about to fire Drake Gundam slams into it. Draco jumps into it as slides by. Draco draws his sword and swings it towards George. George jumps back just in time to dodge it.
George: So the dragon knave got to his weapon in time.
Draco: Insolent cur! I will destroy you for your foolishness!
Aphrodite: You didn’t.
She shoots forward and drop kicks Kit sending him flying. She lands in front of Allenby.
Aphrodite: Now your turn!!
Aphrodite goes to punch Allenby. But a glowing hand catches her arm.
Kit: Never touch her again!
Aphrodite: Both of you take this! Love Tap!!!
Aphrodite swings the arms Kit caught and touches Gundam’s cockpit. She puts her other hand on Allenby’s cockpit. Hearts float off the places she touches. Kit and Allenby’s eyes go blank and the pass out into dreams.
Kit is off in dreamland. Allenby’s and his Suit a lying broken on the ground. Kit runs out of his and into Allenby’s. Allenby lies, bleeding from the mouth lying in her Suit. Kit runs over to her body.
Kit: Allenby!! (Crying, shaking her trying to wake her crying her over her) please wake up!!! Allenby! Please wake up!!!
Kit puts his cheek to her mouth, put he feels no breath.
Kit: Please wake up!
Wipes the blood off her lips and gives her mouth to mouth. He keeps trying to bring her breathe back.
Kit: Please wake up!!
Allenby gasps and coughs up blood. Kit wraps his arms around her.
Kit: I’m so happy you’re alive!! I love you Allenby!!
Both: They’d never say that! Not like that! This is all wrong!!
At that moment both their Gundams come back to life, Kit’s Gundam’s glowing hand starts to crush her arm.
Aphrodite: no ones ever broke that spell! Fine! I’ll pull out all the stops! Hand of Love!!!
With her flat hands pointed at their Gundams, she fires a pink beam at each of them blowing their Gundams back. Kit gets his shield up, it barely holds up. Suddenly he remembers and looks over.
Kit: Allenby!! No!
He sees a beam intersecting it; it stops the beam from reaching Allenby.
Kit: Aveian!
Aveian: You need to take better care of your woman!
Kit: Like you’re one to talk!
Aveian: True!
Argo: Stop ignoring Argo!!
Argo brings a drill down like a sword!
Aveian: Fool, you’re no match for me!!
Aveian fires the left hand off, that flies with a long wire leading back to BlackStar’s arm, the claw hits the drill, breaking the front part clear off. Aveian fires the right, hitting Gundam in the chest and driving him into the ground.
Draco drives his sword into George’s stomach, then drives him into a building, the sword pinning it into the building.
Draco: George, now its time for you to meet your cur fate!!
Draco starts pounding on George’s Gundam with his Suit’s fists, he smashes all the sensors out of the head, he kicks both arms, crushing the forearms, making George drop his swords. Draco pounds the body denting and cracking the armor. The whole suit, broken and shattered, goes out: the eyes turn out and the body slumps. Draco slides down his Gundam’s zip line. Naomi waits below.
The Love Beam hits Kit’s Gundam in the left shoulder blowing the whole arm off at the shoulder. His Suit falls back onto the ground.
Allenby: Cupid’s Arrow!!
The Arrow hits right in the hole Kit made.
Aphrodite: Hand of Love!!!
The beam hits right in the chest of Allenby’s Suit, taking it to the ground, chests damaged and smoking.
Kit: Allenby!!
Kit forces his Gundams remaining arm down and slowing himself to a stop.
Kit: Allenby!!
Kit jumps out of his Gundam and onto the ground, he runs at full speed to her Gundam.
He forces the hatch door open to get into her. She lays unconscious.
Kit: Allenby, please wake up! (he puts his arms on her shoulders) please Allenby… don’t go, I need you!
He sees no movement.
Kit: (crying) Please, just wake up! I need you! Just get up …
He moves his face closer to her face. Their lips are just about to meet, when…
Allenby: (over-joyed) KIT!!!
Allenby tackle-glomps him out of the Suit onto the ground, she hugs Kit tight and squeezes him with all her strength.
Allenby: Kit I love you Kit; I don’t care about anything else! I just wanna be with you! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Kit: I love you too! Now that we’re together nothing can go wrong! I love you Allenby.
Draco slides down the zip-line. As soon as he’s close enough Naomi jumps up and snags him in his her arms kissing him all over his face.
Naomi: (kissing him all over his face, dozens of times) Bad, bad boy running away like that, I’m never gonna let you get away, now you’re gonna have to pay for leaving me like that!!! And I know the perfect way!
Draco: (thoroughly pissed off) Woman, get off me!!!
Naomi: (seductively giggles, the speaks sensually) that’s not what you were saying a couple minutes ago!!
Draco: I was under some sort of spell; I have no idea what I was thinking. Now be gone wench!
Naomi: I know you love me! (Draco blushes) you’re just not ready to admit it (kisses him on the cheek) but when you’re ready to admit it (kisses him long on the lips) come back, and I’ll give you a lot more!
Draco: Pathetic wench. (Draco climbs into his Suit and the com-link switches on)
Domon is above in his Gundam. Its Wing Zero Custom with only one set of angel wings and no Buster Rifle. It has a chest like Burning’s, it has swords on it’s hips like Burning too.
Kit: Allenby! Get to your Suit!
Allenby: Why, Domon is my friend!
Kit: Then why did he come here in a Mobile Suit?
Allenby: At least hear him out!
Kit runs off to his Suit. it activates. Kit’s Gundam rises. Allenby runs to hers and does the same.
Domon: Thanks, you’re making my job so much easier!
The ship he came from fires down wires that hit their Suits and electrocute the two pilots knocking them out. Their two Suits get drawn up into his ship.
Aveian: Give them back!
Domon: CANON!!!
The gun ports open up and barrels come out. The each fire huge beams out Aveian barely dodges, but they hit his boosters and his Suit goes down. Other wires pick up and retrieve Argo’s Suit.
Draco: (speaking under his breath) Is it possible that I… No way… Could I have… loved her?
Aveian runs inside the ship.
Aveian: (over com-link) Draco! Get your ass back here! Right now!!
Draco: Stop shouting you asshole!!! What the fuck is wrong?
Aveian: Kit and Allenby got captured!!
(ending theme)
Aveian calls the base.
Foxxy: (normal bouncy self) What’s up!?
Aveian: Your brother and Allenby got captured! Where’s Sylven?
Foxxy: (heart breaking again, sadly) He left.
We see Sylven walking away down an endless black path.
Ja Ne
(Outlaw Star next episode music)
Foxxy: Things are getting good now! See aren’t you glad you read this far?! It was worth it wasn’t it? You know it was! Well keep reading because it will only get better! Kit being tortured, all out war, more lovieness, you know you wanna read it! Next Episode: Turning Point Part 1! You better get ready!
