Monday, June 18, 2007

Good to hear you finally got a Blacky.
oh yes, i am now training my awseome destroying machine known as Umbreon, because it is in fact, the shit. and for the record i'm not a big fan of the animated Pokemon series, its a terrible fanwork, i'd rather sit down with my gameboy and enjoy the canon. i stopped being a fan of the animated TV program when the axed Kasumi as a main character, i mean its just hilariously bad writing, her and satoshi have a good 8 seasons of romantic tension, and then bye-bye Kasumi hello annoying haruka and her more annoying little brother masato, sure Takeshi coming back was nice, but still Kasumi being gone sucked. [okay, i admit i used wiki for most of the names, the only two true names i knew were satoshi and Kasumi, i wiki'd brock, max and may] i guess they evenn axed a few of them for the newest series, i must say for a guy who supposedly cares so much about friendship satoshi sure ditches friends enough, hell he dumps best friends faster than paris hilton.

no, personally in this case i DO think the Manga is better than the anime [as far as non-canon things go] because all of the main characters are named Gold, Silver, Blue, Red and Yellow and there apparently is death, mostly Gionanni killing people and pokemon,, which pretty muuch makes me think that if the there are people named after colors and mob deaths, then the manga sounds like a Tarentino production. "Resevoir Poochyenas" fuck Avril Lavigne's make five wishes, i seriously want to see "Quinton Tarentino's 'Pokemon'" come on, you know it would kick ass!

on a related story Todd McFarlane once said he was doing an "Ash" action figure, he then produced a plastic model of Satoshi with a chainsaw for a hand, once again, that would make the show so much better...

Satoshi: Come here Pikachu...

*rev* *scream* *splat*

Satoshi: OH GOD PIKACHU... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

children's things annoy me, hence why i once suggested replacing Barney with Unit 01, they are both purple and like children, i'd just be waiting for the mother's day episode, i want to see what Shinji could possibly get himmom for mother's day, besides either a longer ambilical cable or Koaru's head in a snow-globe.

for that matter i want to see EVA Christmas, Easter and father's day specials too, i know they'd be holiday classics for the whole family!

my uncle once watched Dragon Ball GT with me and basical was about 5 seconds from declaring me and my father worshipped Satan and repeatedly stated that it was "from the devil" andd either it was "crap" or "a trap" he had his psuedo-teeth out at the time. now i only wish i could show him Inuyasha, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Trinity Blood, Excel Saga and Nerima Daikon Brothers, oh wait, gotta throw in Gravitation, Loveless, i think thats all i got...

still EVA would be the best, "look, crosses, see it's holy!" "scripture passages!" no jury could possibly convict me if that caused him to have a stroke and die.

man, i'm just in a dark mode today, happy and dark, i guess i must be a passive agressive fanatical sadist, i torture people in my mind indirectly for stuff they did a while ago.

on a lighter note TNA Wrestler Jeff Jerret's wife died of breast cancer, she had gotten over it, until about 2 years ago when Jeff went "poof" from tNA for a while, that's because she had a relapse, he eventually came back a month or two ago, and then his wife died on the 31st, so Jim Cornett decides after telling us this that Jeff won't be there tonight. no shit! if he did show up he'd be worse than John Edwards! i love that the follow the Jeff story by telling everyone that the 5th guy they were hyping was some douchy washed up tag-team guy [i know him well character-wise, he just isan't worth mentioning]

in a solemn act of respect Vince McMahon has been pretending to be dead since then. gotta love Vince, always taking the moral high-ground. for his follow up performance he will claim to be a zombie, tp have fallen in love with Eddie Guerrero, and will then force Vicky Guererro join in a three-way on-screen gang-bang with her dead husband's corpse while sodomizing his son Shane and then making his daughter Stephanie felate him directly after. [you never go ass-to-mouth! well its okay in the heat of passion sometimes to go ass-to-mouth.]

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"Good to hear you got a Blacky"

Either congressman Robert Byrd or Otakuite Firekit, or both, i forget.

visit my lover, she likes Espeon better.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

when it rains it pours.
i love the rain, to me that expression meaning that bad things seem to bring about more bad things means that good things seem to gang-rape you at one point or another, today seems like a really good day, it could have better, but thats all fine and good, in the end a lot of things worked out good.

first of i finally got me a blacky, that would be Umbreon in Pokemon Gold for all those uninitiated to my now current commentary on the most racist pokemon name ever [the direct japanese translation of Umbreon's original name is "blacky"] it sort of makes Jynx's dark skin and full lips seem a bit less offensive, personally i'm hoping a shiny mr. mime is actually a shine, or at least looks like a minstrel show actor, because really what Pokemon needs more than anything else are some more psuedo-racist elements, children shows really seem to lack these things.

but yes, i got Umbreon, by following a simply plan pointed out on the ole interweb, to buy some of those crappy X Speed type items, feed them all to eevee and it will like you enough to evolve when it levels up, i didn't know that it was already at that level, because all it has to do is trust you, not love you, so i could have evolved Eevee a while ago, but tis the past, and i cannot change it, now i'm just leveling my great dog-thing of darkness, so i can lay waste to all who oppose me with it.

and along with my commentary on silly names, i must say the pokewmon manga is such much more mature, Team Rocket and their pokemon kill, giovanni killed a deoxys and deoxys almost killed all the main charaxcters as well as mewtwo, so i think that gets it to the correct amount of awesome, makes me almost want to buy it, almost.

i don't exactly dislike reading, i just don't really like itthat much, so if given a choice of what to spend my life and capital on i've got better things to buy and view, i'm still working on getting that DVD i've been missing for weeks, at this point it seems like UPS is just trying to ream me up the ass and make it so i don't want to keep trying to get it and just give up, so i hope rightstuf will be on my side at cut me some slack, maybe even give me a free DVD or something, i can only hope so, because i really want to see those episodes i've been waiting on all this time, so now i will at least have to wait till next friday to see the Destroy Gundam, at this rate the damn show will get re-picked up by cartoon network before i see the episodes, so i suppose this doesn't corrilate with the "happy" theme, but it is still relevant in my mind, and this is why i'm mentioning it. i really hope to be able to watch Destiny again soon, i really miss that series.

as for good things it seems a lot of you guys are willing to start reading my story, so i'll start PMing out the chapters, it will be very nice to have so many more readers, it makes me feel like i have so success in my craft, it really means a lot to me that you guys want to read my story, it will make writing chapter 24 all the easier, i'll start on that as soon as Bev reads ch.23 and i can send it out to you guys who are ahead of the pack, the rest of you guys, you'll catch up one day if you really try!

and as of late i got to talk to Bev a ton, yesterday we talked for more than 5 hours, and we talked a lot today as well, its really nice to have a lover i can spend so much time with, its so nice to have Beverly to talk to and make me happy no matter what is happening, though right now for the most part things are good, so all that is happening is a bonus.

its so great to have love.

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Me: I now have the powerr of darkness under my control, i will lay waste to all who oppose me!

Bev: You're so weird! but thats why i love you...

here's a link to her, use it.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, June 16, 2007

pilot's seat again.
yeppy-yep, tis me typing again, so this time you don't have to read my expertly-written story, no no, now you have to read my beautifully wonderful ranting postings, now aren't you feeling all special inside?

oh yes, it seems as if i have a lot of people who do not like AP, i suppose that should not suprise me, that people do not want to read a 20-page chapter written in script format, being as appearantly people do not like either, but i sure as hell do, i loved when i'd read fan works where the chapters were 37 pages long written in story format, 37 pages of straight, deep, fan-personish text for my busy little mind to leach up. and script format is the reason i write, seeing fanworks written in ole SF showed me that writing could be fun.

now to the person[s] who said they don't like fan fiction i can completly understand, franklyy like 7 chapters ago i thought "damnit, i should have made a more original work." i still would write it based off of Gundam, but i really want to kill every single G Gundam character now, i realized how lame it is to write a story using other people's characters, its just that 15 chapters in its kinda lame to tell your loyal readers [without the "s"] that you are starting all over, so... sorry? so at this point i will finish this story then re-write it as a more original work. but in the meantime AP will remain what it is, a moderatly liked fan fiction that i wish was an original story. a fan fiction written in a format people hate and with chapters everyone says are "too long!" personally when i jave to read little semi-segments on many seperate occassions it gets annoying fast, one thing happens and the writer says "tune in next time." HELL NO! i sat down and i'm reading this, so a lotta shit better happened or i will pissed.

but enough of my granstanding, if you don't want to read AP ignore me on fridays, or if you need more time tell me and i will pm you the chapter[s], i just really want to get more readers.

as for my activities i'm trying to get an Umbreon, which is proving to be a fun time adventure, being as the damn Eevee won't get past the damn "it seems to like you, it looks sorta happy," phase, its right on the brink of where it learns the moves i want it to know in Umbreon form and i still to raise its liking of me at least a bit more than one level, it likes me, i have to get it to trust me, then love me, at that point i will have my "blacky" [gotta love the unitentonal racism of foreigners] but to do that i think i have to get money to pay for haircuts and vitamins, one of which i can only get one of a day, the other costs so much money it impractical, because i want to use Umbreon to lay waste to all 3 of the remaining Gym leaders, Team Rocket, the Elite 4, and then all of kanto, but to do that i have to makje it like me with very little money and no leveling, which i know is going to be tonsa fun! why'd they have to make it so damn hard? man is this going to be a pain in the ass to do! yep, and it takes way too damn long to get tm 29 so Umbreon needs confuse ray, so i guess i'll have to do this the hard way... aye! i always do things the hard way.

a lot of you guys don't like chef Gordan Ramsey, i guess i can see why, but your reasons for hating him are the things i really like! i love how he yells at incompetent people, so he made the chinky asian cowboy cry, he didn't do it by yelling, he did it by asking the retorical question of "do you believe you can do this?" or something to that effect, the fact that he tells stupid people that they are stupid and they need to shut the hell up is so refreshing, it may be mean or assholish, but its better than being a fake double-talking bitch like Martha Stewart, in need of sedatives like Emril, or in need of downers and a lower dowsage of prozac like Rachael Ray, it rather have gruff forward Gordan that listen to Rachael yip on like a valley girl and think she's so cute, Gordan comes there and says "i'm not your fucking mate, i'm your boss, i'm a famous high-class chef, you used to flip pancakes, now shut the hell up, go back to your station, do your job like i told you to you piss drinking donkey!" i love how refreshing his raw rage is.

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Gordan: *as a large-bossomed girl leans over the counter to complain the food isn't coming out as fast as she'd like* Would you mind taking your tits off my hot-plate?

the man is brilliant!

visit my boobtastic beaner/lover!


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, June 15, 2007

Absolute Power ch.7

Absolute Power
Mission: 7
In Soviet Russia…

Kit: So commander, where are we headed now?

Aveian: Russia. It seems like the best place to head about now.

Kit: I heard Russia is pretty dangerous.

Aveian: It was, but now they’ve lost the ability to incarcerate Fighters, the people won’t allow it and all the prisons guards where transferred to some place else.

Kit looks over at Allenby, she looks distressed.

Kit: What’s wrong Allie?

Allenby: It’s just that George seemed so different, and from what I’ve heard, Domon has too. I’m just wondering what’s happening.

Kit puts his hand on her shoulder and looks her in the eyes.

Kit: Whatever it is, however hard the journey will be, we’ll find out, together.

Allenby: (touched) Thanks Kit.

Aveian: Well, I’ll leave you two alone, I have to work on Blackstar, it’s not quite up to battle ready yet.

Kit: (says without speaking) Thanks dude!

Aveian: (ditto) No need.

Aveian walks out.

Kit: (reaches into his pocket) Care to explain this. (whips out the picture)

Allenby: Uuuuh…

Kit: Yes?

Allenby: Where’d you find that?

Kit: In your Suit, when I was taking it back to the ship.

Allenby: Well, you see, uuh…

Kit: (getting up to walk out) Don’t worry; I have one of you in my Cockpit. To remind of the reason I’m out there endangering my life.

Allenby: (softly, head down, blushing lightly) Me too.

Kit begins to walk out.

Allenby: I can’t say anything yet!!!! (Kit stops) I still have feelings for Domon, so I can’t…

Kit: (Turns to face her) You don’t have to say anymore, I’ll wait, I’ll wait a million years, ‘till you’re ready.

Kit walks off.

Allenby: Wait!

Allenby runs off after him.

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The man: Argo, I see you brought your keeper! Or should I say Natasha brought her pet?!

Argo is now in a full body spandex suit. He has a large studded leather piece over his chest and back like football pads. It is folds that look like pecs and a washboard stomach. It extends over his shoulder with spikes. He also has on studded leather chaps, big leather boots and gloves along with a choker and leash Natasha holds onto.

Natasha is in a dominatrix outfit, leather short skirt and halter top, big stiletto heels, hat and gloves, black non-leather choker, black lipstick, nail polish, mascara, eye-liner, and blood red eye shadow. She even has contacts in to turn her eyes maroon.

Natasha: So, you want use of my little helpless slave Argo here?

The man: Yes, that’d be nice.

Natasha: (Licking her lips) well, I want something in return.

The man: I promise that if Argo can defeat Kit Sune and Aveian Wind I’ll give them to you for your uses.

The man hands her pictures of them.

Natasha: They look like real spitfires; I’ll enjoy breaking them into my personal love slave boy toys.

The man: Then we have a deal.

Natasha: You’re on, but, if he fails I get you.

The man looks very frightened and panicked, and then he thinks for a second and looks calmer.

The man: You have a deal. (Holds out his hand)

Natasha: (grabbing his hand and looking him in the eyes) Let’s seal it with a kiss!!!!

Natasha jumps on him and forces him to the ground. we hear smooching and muffled protest.

Natasha: (gets off him) There’s a lot more where that came from, just remember you’re mine. See you later lover!

The man: (black lips all over his face) (spitting) Disgusting!!! (laughs) Kit will pay when I get him, or should I say when she does?!

Sora: are you busy, sir?

The man: No, no, you’re the only woman for me my love.

Sora: (faking sincerity) Thank you so much! (Thinking) touch me and I’ll Taser your ass, pervert!! I hope Kit does win, just so I can see the kisses on your face!!

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Allenby: Kit. (he keeps walking) Kit! Kit! Kit!

She grabs his arm and pins him against the wall.

Allenby: (eyes watering) I just wanna thank you for all you’ve done for me, and no matter what I want you to know I really care for you!

Kit brings up his hand and wipes the tears out of her eyes with his finger.

Kit: Please don’t cry, I never wanna make you do that again.

Allenby: Okay, I’m sorry.

Kit: don’t apologize.

Allenby: Alright, sorry.

Kit: (laughs) Come on, let’s watch some TV!

Allenby: Okay.

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Sylven: Well, I’d say we’ve worked pretty hard, how about a break.

Foxxy: (looks up at him with a shifty glance) You don’t need to baby me.

Sylven: And you don’t need to push yourself to impress me. I already said I respect you. So come on lets take a rest.

Foxxy: (normal perk) Okay!!

Sylven: That was easy, I know I’m not as good a cook as Aveian but I’ll try to make what you want.

Foxxy: (Huge eyes, hearts over her head, fists pressed to her chest, sparkly background) You’re the best cook ever, whatever you make I’m sure I’ll love!!!

Sylven: (sweat drop) Okay. I’ll make a Blain family recipe.

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Foxxy: YAY!!! Hot wings!!!

Sylven: it’s my great grandfather’s recipe…

Foxxy picks one up and takes a bite.

Sylven: …And ever since then…

Foxxy’s face turns bright red.

Foxxy: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxxy runs over to the sink and chugs gulp after gulp of water.

Sylven: Too spicy?

Foxxy: (tongue hanging out) maybe a little. Sylven?

Sylven: Yes?

Foxxy: I can’t feel my tongue.

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(Real time with Bill Maher music plays)

Kit: Turn Based with Duo Maxwell!

Allenby: I love this show.

Kit: I do a great impression of him.

(Duo:) (Audience screaming and cheering) Thank you, thank you! Please we only have an hour. (Audience laughs then quiets) Alright so the Gundam fight started while we were off the air, so I’d like to help get everyone get up to date.
Neo France is asking if they can just work this out with a treaty. The Italians are opening introducing other fighter to the marine life, the Irish are settling the fights over a pint. Neo-Germany is without a fighter. When asked about how the would solve this problem, they where quoted to say that they’re hard at work at a final solution.

The audience explodes with laughter.

Duo: Thank you, thank you, calm down. And people wonder how I got kicked off EFG.
My first guest is a good friend of mine. Please welcome Releena Peacecraft.

The flat screen drops down and Releena shows up on it.

Duo: Waz up Releena?

Releena: Where’s Heero? I know you know where he is!!

Duo: Yeah, that restraining order is for both your sakes. You know what he’ll do if you get near him.

Releena: HEERO!!!! I’M RIGHT HERE SO COME OVER HERE AND KILL ME!!!

Duo: Releena.

Releena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Alright pal, enough of this shit, Heero please I’m begging you, find her and kill her, she’s in her palace in Sanc just fire the Buster Rifle into the castle, it’s that easy.

Releena: (Over joyed) Duo, thank you!!!

Duo: (Click) Releena Peacecraft everyone.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.

Duo: I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t clap either. Let’s meet our panel!

Duo goes over to the table and sits down.

Duo: From Yu Yu Hakusho, fellow woman look alike Kurama! (Cheers)
From InuYasha, another she-man Koga!
And from Excel Saga, someone who’s died more times than Jesus, (I’m goin to hell) Hyatt!

Camera pans out then back in on Duo.

Duo: So how is everyone?

Kurama: I’m fine.

Koga: Glad to be on here again!

Hyatt: I’m very… (Gag, gasps, vomits blood, head hits desk)

Koga: (checks pulse) I think she’s dead.

Kurama: in that case does anyone mind if I take her, my plants are hungry and I’m out of fertilizer.

Duo: Sure buddy, I don’t really care. Anyway, I’d like to congratulate you guys on your recent projects. Kurama, your court show is very appealing, and Koga I’d like to congratulate you on becoming QB for the Timber Wolves.

Koga: It’s no big deal. If you think about it it’s the perfect job for me!

Kurama: But wait until they test you for performance enhancing Jewel shards.

Crowd explodes with laughter.

Duo: Settle down, settle down! (laughs) that was pretty good though man!

Koga: Yeah, I guess the hot pink mullet really enhances your mental capabilities.

Kurama: This coming from a man with a black pony tail with matching wolf hair scrunchie and mini-skirt.

Duo: (laughs) Please stop or you’ll get me fired again.

Koga: Real Time with Koga!

Duo: Anyway, the big news is the new fighters that are tearing up the competition. Kit Sune of well, here, Draco Spitfire of… wait, where the hell is he from?! No seriously I don’t know! Also the Egyptian, Turkish, Nigerian, and the Fighter from Amsterdam are doing very well. Then of course the veterans, China, Russia, France, and Sweden are doing very good as well. Any predictions?

Koga: Kit. I kinda connect with him.

Duo: I know me too. How bout you Kurama?

Kurama: I’m waiting for the champ to surface, and then I’ll tell you.

Duo: Yeah, where is Domon?

Koga: Probably enjoying time with his woman.

Duo: Speaking of that, how are you and Kagome Doin’?

Koga: Fine, can’t say the same for InuYasha, he broke down when he got the news.

Duo: Well now it’s time to go to our next guest, please welcome from Gundam SEED, Rau Le Creuset!

The screen comes down.

Duo: So Ra, I heard you’re on an anti-drug campaign.

Rau: Yes I’ve been teaching children of the evils of drugs.

Duo: Isn’t that a little, well hypocritical?

Rau: What do you mean?

Duo: You know what I mean.

Rau: I… I really… excuse me.

Screaming, growling, retching, and shrieking in pain. A pill bottle rattles, we hear ravenous gulping. Rau comes back on screen.

Rau: Now what were you saying about my merit as a children’s helper?

Duo: That’s what I mean! You choker down pills like you’re drowning!

Rau: Now duo I teach them to do as a preach, not as I do.

Duo: Well, hope you have luck in your new job! Rau Le Creuset everyone!

TV turns off, Audience claps a little.

Duo: That was weird, well time for New Rules!

New Rules music.

Duo: New rule, No more referring to shows as “reality shows.” Reality isn’t 6 people living in a high class condo, or people eating monkey nuts for money. Reality is 17 people living in a one room slum apartment and eating rat testicles to survive.

Audience claps.

Duo: New rule, people need to stop saying that me, Kurama, Koga, Hiei, Heero, and Inuyasha are gay. Most of us are married, except Inu. We’ve never even experimented. But don’t feel bad, you still have Quatre, Trowa, and Jakotsu. Oh yeah and Max from Beyblade. Real flamer.

Audience roars with sounds.

Duo: And finally new rule, being blind isn’t good!
Every business now is required to say, we’re color blind or we’re race blind, or sex blind.
Okay I get it, you don’t discriminate and that’s good, but remembers blind still means you can’t see!!
I’d like to thank my guests Koga, Kurama, Releena, Rau Le Creuset, and the late great Hyatt! See ya next week!

Click TV goes off.

Kit: See that we’re famous!

Allenby: Who Knew? (yawns) Man I’m beat, I’m goin to bed, ya wanna join me?

Kit: you invitin’ me to sleep with you?

Allenby: (winks) Maybe I am, so you up to it?

Kit: like I could turn that down, yeah I’m pretty tired too.

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Aveian is in the hanger working on BlackStar.
Aveian: I can’t believe I’m doin’ this, go out of my way to give them together time. It’s insane. Still I do wonder what it’s like to feel like that. To actually feel like that for another person, maybe I’ll find out some day. Damn, there I go again! They’re infecting me with this love sickness. I must have gone insane.

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Natasha: Now Argo, go out there and catch me these tasty looking treats so I can have some new slaves to play with.

Argo: Yes mistress, Argo will catch fresh meat for you!

Natasha: Make sure you do, and I’ll give that little man some more love either way. NOW GO!!!

She whips him; Argo climbs into his Gundam and takes off.

Natasha: (thinking) Now hurry and bring me back my new toys Argo!

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Allenby: Mornin’ sleepin cutie!

Kit: Don’t play with me, you know men come full equipped in the morning!

Allenby: You’re sick! Come on lets go!

Kit: Go where?

Allenby: I don’t know, pick somewhere! I just wanna go someplace with ya!

Kit: Okay, let me get ready!

Allenby: What afraid I’ll see somethin.

Kit: Look babe, more girls have seen my junk than have seen the sun rise!

Allenby: In that case I’m curious!

Kit: Too bad, I’m dressed.

Allenby: How’d you do that?

Kit: I told you, experience!

Allenby: So, where we goin’?

Kit: No where in particular, just figured we could go for a walk together, we’ll find somethin to do.

Allenby: Sounds fun lets go!

The two of them set off on their walk.

Kit: So, what are you gonna do when we find Domon?

Allenby: I don’t know, I’ll just ask why he’s doing all this. I don’t understand.

Kit: I’m sure he’ll give you an answer and no matter what I’ll be there beside you.

Allenby: Thank you. You don’t know how much this means to me.

Kit: I’m just glad you’d let me do it!

Allenby: Kit, its not you, I have to find out about Domon before I do anything else, I need closure. So I can move on.

Kit: Whatever the reason, know I’ll be with you till the end.

Allenby: Kit.

Thunder crash, rain starts to pour down.

Kit: Here take my jacket.

Allenby: Thanks.

Kit: We better find shelter.

Allenby: No come on, lets play around in the rain a little!!

Kit: Fine, alright.

Allenby: I can tell you don’t want to, I should make you stay out here with me, but… since I’m so nice we’ll go inside, (wink) but you’ll owe me later.

Kit: (clutching himself) No we’ll stay out here, I’m fine.

Allenby: Kit, you’re so sweet! (Kisses him on the cheek) Mmmwwaaah! I can tell you’d anything for me, and I really appreciate that, so lets get inside. And who knows we could huddle together for warmth.

Kit: That’d be fun! (They enter a tavern) At least my cheek is warm!

Allenby: You better get used to it, cause if Domon really is crazy you’re all mine!!

Kit: I’ll hold you to that.

Man: (InuYasha) Hey old man, I asked if you know where Domon Kassu or his flunkies are!

Bartender: I don’t need to answer questions from punks like you.

Draco: Damn you, you vagrant Cur! Do you not know who I am!!?!

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Draco Spitfire
Age: 21
Height: 5 foot 9
Voice: Richard Cox (InuYasha/Bit Cloud, Zoids)
Body: Functionally muscular, ripped arms, pecs, wash board stomach, tight glutes and legs.
Clothes: a red crimson red t-shirt tattered like Hiei’s with matching pants with black ones over them. Black chest armor and cod piece, boots and suede gloves with the wrists wrinkled down. He has a European broad sword in sheath on his hip. The hilt is red with gold bottom and cross-guard. He has on a shiny black latex cape with gold velvet on the inside.
Face: Red eyes, perfect white teeth, trimmed eyelashes and brows. His hair is short and black, spiked up with the bangs dyed yellow and red in the front to look like flames.
Personally: Draco is a prince, he’s rich and a little stuck up. He gas lead a sheltered life, so is isn’t much of a people person. He is a bit of a pricky asshole. But he has a deep sense of honor and justice. He’s a good guy deep down in there, you just have to get there. When he speaks, its usually in a holier than thou tone.

Draco: I am Price Draco Spitfire, dark knight of the abyss!!

Kit: Wait, you are Draco! I knew I saw you before!

Draco: Yeah so what you want a… Wait that voice.

Draco draws his sword and turns to face Kit.

Draco: You’re Kit Sune! I’ve been looking for you. I know you work for B.V. and that you’re worked closely with Negeta Zeru and his organization. That makes you my enemy, ( rushes at kit) SO I”LL KILL YOU!!!
Kit draws his blade and blocks Draco’s over his head.

Kit: Whoa dude, I haven’t been with Negeta for a long time, and what does Negeta have to do with B.V.?

Draco: (bring sword up and striking again, Kit blocks) As if you don’t know!!!!

Kit: I don’t.

Draco: Negeta infiltrated Black Vulpine a long time ago!! And don’t pretend you didn’t realize it!!

Kit: I really had no idea, I hate Negeta, and do you think if I knew I’d be helping him I would?!

Draco: NO EXCUSES!!!!!

Draco forces his sword down throwing Kit back. Then rushes at him.

Allenby: KIT NO!!!!

Kit’s Kodachi sticks into the ground, he stands arms extended out, the tip of Draco’s broad sword between his eyes.

Kit: You’re right, there is no excuse, I hate Negeta more than anyone in the world, he destroyed my family and my life, so if I’m helping a worthless fuck like him, I deserve to die!! So go ahead Draco finish the job, just make sure you don’t forget to kill my “boss” too.

Draco: Very well.

Allenby shuts her eyes in fear.

SSSSHHIIINK!!!!!

Draco stands, with his sword in his sheath, Kit… stands where he was unharmed.

Kit: So, you change your mind?

Draco: (back turned, walking away) Anyone who would speak with such conviction and risk their life for a cause deserves to keep it. Even if those words were all shit.

Kit: (smiles a little at the last comment) Thanks for that, say buy ya a drink?

Draco: I don’t drink. (Walks out)

Kit: So, it looks like the rain cleared up, wanna go home?

Allenby: Want your jacket back?

Kit: Nah, then how will I get you to huddle up with me for warmth?

Allenby: Tell ya what, (drapes his jacket over his shoulders and leans close to his ear) how bout I let you do both?

Kit: Sounds fun.

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Argo is flying in his Gundam surveying the area, the man is on the

Argo: Argo trying to find ship. Argo hope Argo find it soon.

The man: You better, or else I’ll pay for your mistake, and I’ll make sure you pay for your mistake, roger Argo?

Argo: Argo understand.

The man: Good, because if I go down you’re comin with me. (Vid screen goes out)

Argo: Argo screwed. Wait, Argo see something, Argo investigate!!

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Kit and Allenby enter the ship.

Kit: So what do you say, how about we go into your room, that off our wet clothes, and clutch onto each others body for warmth?!

Allenby: Maybe, if you’re lucky! (Wink)

Aveian: Too bad you’re not.

Kit: Whaaa?

Kit turns around to see Aveian standing on the stairs to the upper level, smoking, looking down at him.

Aveian: An enemy Suit has been sited in the area, and guess who’s frequency its transmitting on.

Kit: (defeated) Domon’s…
Aveian: Good guess.

Kit: Well I guess I’ll have to deal with this idiot first! Well, can I at least get a kiss for luck?!

Aveian: No. (Kit rolls his eyes)

Allenby: Sorry, you already got yours for today.

Kit: Tease.

Allenby: But, I guess I can make an exception. (Gives him a quick peck on the cheek) For you.

Kit: Good, now this prick is dead.

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Argo: Argo DESTROY!!!!!

The ships hanger gate opens and Kits Gundam starts to rise out.

Kit: Hold on a damn minute.

Argo: Huh?

The two Suits hover in the air, the pilots having a little discussion.

Kit: You know what you’re gonna pay!

Argo: Huh, what Argo do?!

Kit: If it weren’t for you, I’d be cuddling up with a hot half-naked girl right now!

Argo: Half-Naked girls scare Argo.

Kit: Who the hell are you?

Argo: Who you?

Kit: The name’s Kit Sune.

Argo: Kit Sune, me Argo Gulski, AND ME DESTROY YOU!!!!

Argo’s Gundam shoots off towards Kit’s.
Argo’s new Gundam is like Bolt, only Screw, 5 has large screw spikes on the shoulders, one in the center, and one at each diagonal around it, one on each elbow and knee, and three on the outer thighs. On each hand is a huge drill And there is a rifle barrel in each forearm where the hammer ball handles used to be.

Kit: Oh, you’re an excitable one!!

Kit maneuvers to the side and kicks Argo in the back as he misses a huge drill hay-maker thrust. Argo flies back up striking with another drill thrust, but Kit takes off towards the ground.

Argo: You no get away!!

Argo launches the two drills off and they fly behind him, he opens fire with the rifles, the bullets wiz right by Kit’s Gundam, on hits in the center of his shoulder armor and goes straight through.

Kit: Shit, can’t let that happen again. (Pulls a hard turn) Good thing he’s a bad shot!

Kit gets to the ground, pulls up, cuts the thrusters and lands. Argo comes baring down. Kit raises the hyper beam rifle and takes aim.

Kit: Take this!!

Kit opens fire into the air, hitting the drills, but the beams break apart on the drills.

Kit: Not good.

Kit fires at Argo’s Suit, the beams are about to impact, then…

Argo: You die now, SCREW MISSLES!!!!

The spikes break-off and fly at Kit, the difference in drag changes Argo’s position and the shots graze him.

Kit: Too easy!

Kit jumps back and the missiles slam into the ground.

Kit: What the hell, no explosion? Wait… Shit!!

Kit jumps forward, but it’s too late and a missile impacts his back from below. His Gundam slams into the ground and skids for a while on his chest.

Kit: Owww!

Kit stands up.
Kit: Damn it! The Beam Rifle is trashed.

Kit throws it down and draws a Beam Kodachi. The missiles come up, Kit cuts one in half with the sword and knocks one out of the air with the shield. Kit flies back at full throttle firing on the missiles with the head guns destroying a few. Suddenly one comes up from below, Kit blocks with the shield, the missile impacts and trashes the shield, two more come up from the sides, Kit drops the sword and shield, the missiles hit them and Kit pulls up and out.

Kit lands his Suit, unarmed, and low on fuel and Vulcan ammo.

Kit: (Breathing hard, sweaty, eyes focused) Well, this doesn’t look good. I may die, man that’d suck, and I haven’t even gotten things settled with Allenby yet! So, (Gundam’s hands start to glow) I GOTTA LIVE!!!

The hands turn orange.

Kit: (Lunges forward) FOX TRICK!!!!!

Kit brings down the fingers Iron Reaver style, cutting through multiple missiles. He lands behind them and rushes towards Argo.

Argo: You no touch Argo, now take this, SCREW FIST!!!!

Kit: (lookin at energy levels) I’m almost out, I guess this is my last stand! Better make it count!!!

The drill and hand are about to meet when…

VVVVVVRRRRRIIINNNG!!!

A large sword hits the drill out of the way and a black Gundam stands before Kit.

Pilot: (InuYasha) Well, maybe I should have killed you when I had the chance, since you’re just gonna die here!

Kit: Draco?!

Draco: I see you remember me.

Draco’s Gundam is Blitz with a cape like Draco’s, a Sword striker style sword, mounted on the hip, and a DeathScythe shield on the left arm. Draco’s Mobile Trace Suit is without the antennas, which are hidden under the material, he has a black serpentine dragon’s head symbol on his black Trace suit outlined in white with flames on the wrists and ankles.

Argo: (growls) Now who you!!!!

Draco: (Smirks) The name is Draco Spitfire, REMEMBER IT!!!!

Draco flies right at Argo, Argo fires the second drill, but Draco knocks it out of the way, the remaining missiles fly out of the ground and at Draco.

Draco: THAT WON’T WORK ON ME!!!

Draco fires duel flame-throwers installed in the head where the Vulcans would be, wiping out the remaining missiles.

Draco: NOW, TO END THIS!!!!

Draco drives his sword into Screw’s arm, wrenching it off, he lands behind him, and throws his sword into the air.

Draco: DRAKE!!!!

A translucent dragon head flies from Drake Gundam’s hand as he throws a right jab, it hits Screw in the back, blowing it out of commission.

Draco: A cur like you could never defeat me!!

Draco catches the sword and places it back on his hip. He points the buster shield towards Argo’s Gundam.

Draco: Now I end your miserable existence!

Drake’s sensors beep quickly and loudly.

Draco: Damn it!!

He moves out of the way as two beams hit the ground where he was.

George: (in Cape) Come Argo, lets make our escape!!

Cape picks up Screw, Draco tries to take aim but George’s bits keep him busy till they have time to escape.

Draco: Damn, they escaped. You still alive in there Fox Boy?

Kit: (weakly, looking up from laying down out of exhaustion) Yeah, I’m not that easy to kill!

Draco: I wouldn’t say that, that’s twice today your life has been spared by me!

Kit: (getting set back into the controls) Well, I’m still alive so that’s all that matters.

Draco: (pissed) Don’t be so damn naïve!!! You can’t be so careless!!! There are people counting on you!! So if you die, you let all those people down!!!

Kit: You’re right, I was careless.

Draco: (calming down) Well at least you understand your mistake.

Kit: Thank you for the help, saving me, sparing me, and getting me to open my eyes.

Draco: There’s no point in apologizing, its just words, and words mean nothing.

Kit: You’re a real hard ass!

Draco: I’m realistic. Now I’ve decided to join you’re stupid little group. But I refuse to travel in that piece of shit ship!

Kit: Screw you dude, you act like your company is some great gift, if you can’t live on my ship don’t live with me.

Draco: No I won’t live on your ship, you’ll live on mine!!

A huge black ship descends from above the clouds. It’s a black version of the Orb union’s aegis from Gundam SEED, with four large beam cannons, two on each side by the wings and two diagonal fins in the back. all the panels are outlined in white. it has one of Draco’s symbols on each wing and on the sides of the front section.

Draco: Meet my Raven corps. The pride of my families fleet. Load all of your things aboard, I’ll send your old ship back to its base.

Kit: Whadda ya think Commander, ya wanna go.

Aveian: (on the Vid-Screen, layed back, feet up, smoking) Hell, why not, its not like I can stop you two. I have to come to make sure you youngsters don’t get killed, besides (opens eyes and looks towards the camera), I think we deserve a little comfort after all this.

Kit/Allenby: YAY!!!!!!

Draco/Aveian: Morons.

BlackStar and Faye Board the ship. Kit’s Gundam is lagging behind, dragging the ship him and Allenby came down in.
Kit: Just a little Souvenir.

Draco: Naïve romantic fool.

Aveian: (head down, eyes closed, calmly speaking) Yeah he is, but don’t you envy him?

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The man: you failed me Argo!!!! UNEXCEPTABLE!!!!

Natasha: Oooooh Mr. Leader, you didn’t bring me my fresh meat, and you know what that means…

The man: (Frantic) Now about that, see I didn’t really…

Sora: (leaning against a rail, arms crossed) Now leader, you’re not trying to back down are you?

George: (Same) Now you wouldn’t back out of an agreement would you?

Mercenary 1: Yes, because that wouldn’t be very encouraging to our moral now would it?

The man looks all around him frantically as Natasha slowly stalks towards him.

Natasha: (approaches him) Now… (slaps hand-cuffs on him) …my new little slave boy… (shackles his legs) … its time for you to pay for your wager… (slaps a choker and leash around his neck) …And you’ll pay big time.

Natasha starts pulling him away by the leash. He tries to pull back, but he just slides across the floor.

Natasha: You have a lot of spunk, it’ll be fun to break you in. (winks and puckers her lips, a black heart pops up over her head)

The man cringes, he looks back at his soldiers, who just wave as he’s dragged off to his fate.

Heavy door slams shut.

Natasha: (through door) Now come here and take your punishment!!

Metal chains clink, locks lock, straps snap, we hear smooching and kissy noises.

The man: (Through door) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: Beautiful!!!

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(ending music)

Our three adventurers enter Draco’s living room. Which of course is the best money can buy.

Kit: Man, look at this place!!!

Allenby: A girl could get used to this!!!

Aveian: I must admit I’m impressed.

Draco: Good, just don’t ruin it!!

Ja Ne

Foxxy: Isn’t all this fighting awesome!? It’s like we but the creamy filling back in the Twinkie! Well too bad because we’re about to drain it out and take a shit in the hole! No fighting, just romance and betrayal, involving Aveian! Yeah, I know you’re waiting for that! Next episode: No Action For You! So you better get ready!


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

never waste a good rant.
yep, i missed out on pestering you guys with one of my long droning rant-a-thons on monday, so i guess you guys a reprieve my oh so tiring bitching, but now i am back and have an extra 4 hours thanks to finals, which means i should get to you guys today, as well as having no work i'll be free to be lazy and write a nice long post for you guys to read, so enjoy!

monday, you may ask, was wasted on me and my female genetic contributor wandering about Dearnborn, Michigan each8 looking for items we wished to purchase, starting with my mother's purchases there is if course a great story, as do mine have one, but i'll do her's first.

see me and my brother have gotten her to start watching, and liking chef Gordan Ramsey of "Hell's Kitchen" fame, well on the BBC he has 2 other shows, the other which is pertanant to tis rant is "Gordan Ramsey's 'the F word'" which is sort of like a british Hell's Kitchen mixed with your average cooking show. in one episode he has him giving a blind taste-test of alcohol to a woman to prove she has "a palate like a cow's back-side." and gives her the choice of "special brew" or a fine czech lager, she gulped down the special brew like she was poisoned and it was the cure, to which Gordan proclaimed "you spend all this money on expensive alcohol when you really prefer special brew, the fucking tramp's piss." upon hearing that my mom decided to try going to several liquor stores in dearnborn to try and find special brew or tennants, another aparent example of tramp's piss. we also looked for rack of lamb and sea bass for cooking, we found none of that, though we found out the meat store will allow us to pre-order the meat, and that michigan liquor laws are muncipal, so while Dearnborn can't sell tramp's piss, another county could, so all in all it wasn't a total failure.

me on the other hand, i was looking for pokemon versions saphire and gold, why you may ask? well because beaner-brain borrowed her friend's pokremon games and it got me wanting to play again, and being as all my versions are either stolen or lost i had to go out and buy them anew. so i went from EB to GameStop, to Gamestop, to GameStop, until i found one that has saphire, [none had gold] for 34.99, and it looked like it had been run through a dishwasher and run over by a semi-truck. so i bought my delapidated pokemon game and walked over to target for shits and giggles, where they had it for the exact same price new, so you're guessing which one i kept. now i'm trying to buy a gold version off ebay, which means i'll be waiting a long ass time for, hopefully not TOO long, because i have this grandeos plan [me?! with an overly complicated sceme!? NEVER!!!] because i want to raise me two umbreons and use them as my primary force in both games, because Umbreon [or literally translating the japanese name, "Blacky"] is my favorite pocket monster ever! and now i must wait some time to get one period, let alone over to my saphire version, which i will probably do when i go to visit Bev, being as i'd need another gameboy to transfer it over to, unless i want to buy an old-school gameboy too, which i kinda want to, but i can do that another time on another day, so i just want to get my gold already so i can set my brilliant plan into action.

so basically i'm going back to the ole kiddy RPG, being as i'm sick of Dragon Quest VIII, in GameStop they had some interesting looking RPGs, but i'm eluctant to buy from those dickheads now, oh the strange life i live, it takes me so many fun places.

tomorrow are my hardest finals, which sure is fun, i spent most of the last two days drawing, i actuall drew 2 good pictures, i'm too afraid to ink them though, i always mess up when i ink stuff.

back on the subject of finals, in my 5th hour a girl got out of the test by claiming she had unbearably bad menstral cramps, i found that amusing, though they sent her to the nurse, so either way for her it wasn't, wether she was telling the truth on not.

well i'm going to end this and get on with my day, hopefully write some AP and visit you guys.

-Quote-

"shin guards do not protect any part of the body they do not cover."

-shin guard warning label

visit my lover.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

strange people
it seems i got 15 visits yesterday, but only 4 comments, i don't know what that's about, maybe people couldn't load my site, but my map thing says 15 different places, so i guess maybe my rant yesterday wasn't good or no one wanted to comment on it, i really don't understand it, why people visit and don't comment, it seems like a very strange thing for people to do, but whatever, i can't tell people what to do, i wish the people who visited would comment by i can't make them, so maybe i have to write better posts or something like that, it would probably really help if i did know what to do before i go trying to fix the problem.

but then again i wouldn't be much like me to actually try to solve a problem instead of just randomly bitching about it and truing to fix it that way by just random and blind effort, throwing myself against some other new wall, i guess that is more my style.

well i finally beat Dragon Quest VIII the other day, and man was the ending as... well i'll just say it fit the game. i really wish you could see your enemies life and mp so you could attack accordingly, because i always like finishing them off using one of the cooler moves, so i wanna know how much power the baddie has so i can know when to use the cooler moves, but oh well, i basically did all there is to do, i could5 try to beat the trials but thats pretty useless, i wish i could kill munchie as revenge for the main character's father and mother, being as he's pretty much the reason they died,, that would sure be awesome, especially since i have him fight using a boomerang, so the death would be pretty original to see. i' also pissed that at the end of the game all thre characters revert to how they were when you met them, Jessica takes off the cool clothes you get her, Angelo doesn't have one of his many awesome swords, and Yangus goes back to having an axe, it pisses me off, i spent a lot of time getting them all the things they have. i mean thug boy should at least use Red's flail, being as he ends up with her, and the fact that all of a sudden Medea decides to blow off tradition is lame, the fact hero boy chooses her over anyone else is stupid, really the whole game was jusdt so stupid, it was fun but the plot made me want to hunt down the programmers at square and beat them across the ass with a 2x4 until they piss their pants and write me a good story. i still say Shining Tears had a better plot, sure they misspelled things... a lot... but at least the evil guy wasn't an evil lightning bug, it was a chimera that spoke fluent engrish.

the fact you can tell Medea "no will not run away with you" gives me hope to beat the lightning bug again just so i can see that, the hero leaving her high and dry with prince fatass, true justice for her lame ass.

i also did my yard work today which means i have more currency coming my way, thus allowing me to re-order my stolen DVD and hopefully it will not be pilfered this time, because i do want to see the Destroy in action, and moreover Stella die and Shinn go all Amuro to Kira's Char, because once more i'm rooting for Char. though i always root for the "Char" type, i rooted for Gato in 00:83, but after watching all 13 episodes of that drivel i was rooting more for a chance to meet the haitian and Hiro Nakamura so i could get back the time i wasted on it and lose the memories of its suckitude. i guess i just rooting for the anti-hero because i like to look at things from a different perspective, and usually if you go deeper the villian is a much better developed character. Basically Zechs Marquise shaped my whole idea of life, i really think Milliardo is one of the best written characters in the history of anime, too bad i sorta dislike Wing now, because Zechs is quite awesome.

Bev thinks its hot i do yard work because i'm white and lazy so basically me doing anything involving movement, especially something assoviated with beaners really makes her happy, and i'm happy that my desperate struggle for money can make her happy too, all's good i guess right now.

visit my love.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, June 9, 2007

mixed results.
well today is becoming a bit of a bag of mixed nuts, many a bad thing and a few good have occurred today, so i can't really say if today has been good or bad, i so i guess i'll just update and let you guys decide, not that i think its really a pressing issues to you guys, like you wake up and go [i must visit JD, to find out how his day was in great detail!] but none the less i will try to entertain you with my post so you will return, as many of you did today, i got a ton of visits and hell, i even got 6 commewnts on a chapter of AP, 6 comments on AP for God's sake! that's like if i got 30 or something on a normal post, so that was quite nice, and i didn't get any derogitory comments about AP like "it sucks" or "script format is horrible", even a "your affair in caps lock," nope, they were all nice, and they you all seem to like Foxxy, who happends to be my favorite character, so i'm glad that i did a good job writing and imagining her, thinking of that there is a scene i need to edit a bit, but i'm to lazy to go look back and fix that, even though now i think it was a really bad idea, there a re a few things i want to change, but to find and fix these things would be so much work...

i wasted all my free time today reading character profiles on wiki, now that my friend showed me that there is a major "heroes" comic to be read on the interweb, and being as i'm too lazy to read all that i just wiki'd it, and being as wiki stopped showing death note episode summaries i figured i had free time, well i wasted all today, so no writing AP today. i also am not drawing because the movies the teachers are showing are all good, so i'm really just wasting time, i suppose that is my best skill, to just waste time.

today i had to turn in out forensic magazine, which sucked for me because one of my partners did not show up so it seems that i'll get a solid D on that work, because his stupid ass didn't show up. i mean the things i wrote i believe was great: Sylar's discount morgue, Eden's used forensic supply emporium, and an editorial telling criminals to be more creative and quit killing by numbers, i had a great deal of fun with it, too bad it'll all go to waste...

that and i found out that my Gundam SEED Destiny DVD 8 got stolen of my porch a week ago, hence its missing status, so now it'll be ANOTHER week before i get to see Stella test the Destroy Gundam, oh well, at least now because i remembered i won't have one of those "what happened last time?" moments like i did before when i had to wait this long between episodes, and being as i remember what will happen and i really wanna see it i'm sure next week will be fun!

now i'm just bitching about how everyone gives me crap about script format, how its sloppy, and too easy, and how "if you could just follow the story you wouldn't like it so much." i just like script format better, i don't bitch to people who write in story format that there way to me is overly complicated and just akward, which it is in my opinion, but if thats how people want to write i'm fine with it, its how you choose to express yourself, i like script better but i don't go crusading against people who don't write in it, it just irks me these people who have nothing better to do than bitch about formatting, and the worst part is that kitty and stacy [my friends, i like to clearify things] are two of the hugest format nazis i ever met, which i find funny because they are both emo in dressing and very much not the main stream type, which proves my long-running theory that discrimination does not make you more tolerant, you can't get more prejudicial than a minority, i being one in many cases. peopke in my speach class said gays would make better parents because they are more accepting based on their bad experiences, total fucking bullshit.

self-righteous irritating assholes!

but none of these script hating format bashers are around right now i don't think, so i think i can stop ranting to you guys and let you get on with you lives, just try to remind me about my speach in publec speaking, i'll post about it tomorrow, deal?

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"i just find if the biggest problem you can find with someone's writing is the format you're usually flaming the person."

-Me AIMing kitty.

visit my non format basher lover


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, June 8, 2007

Absolute Power ch.6
Absolute Power
Mission: 6
Nuns And Roses!

~Warning this may be offensive to women, Italians, or Catholics~

George Desande has returned, only now his hair is spikier and he wears a black version of Illpallazo from Excel Saga.

George: Kit!! I will find you! And bring Allenby back to her rightful owner!

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Sylven is in the hangar building his Gundam.

Foxxy: HEY SYLVEN!!!

Sylven comes damn close to falling off the rig.

Foxxy: What cha buildin’?!

Sylven: (Sweating, thinking) Oh shit, I’m screwed now, I’m found out she’s gonna kill me.

Foxxy: looks like a Gundam except built crappy. Need help?!

Sylven: Excuse me, I’m a skilled pilot and mechanic.

Foxxy: Keep telling yourself that, it may come true! Look I’ve been workin’ on machines since I was a kid.

Sylven: You are a kid.

Foxxy: Just except my help.

Sylven: (sighs) Alright, I’ll let you help out.

Foxxy: YAY!!!!!!

Sylven: (thinking) I know I’m gonna regret this.

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Kit: Ah, Rome; When I shit-a it burns-a!

Aveian: (now able to stand) I don’t think that’s right.

Allenby: Close enough! Come on let’s go I’m hungry!

Kit: Me too!

Aveian: Don’t you two ever stop eating?! Oh no… (He looks at them, they both give him the puppy dog eyes) fine. (Lights one up) Do whatever you want.

Both: YAY!!!!

The three of them go into a restaurant. They sit down then look around.

Kit: Is it just me, or do you feel like you’re being watched?

Aveian: Yeah, I feel it too.

Allenby: Me too, it’s really creepy! Oh no!

Kit: What?! Is it Domon?!

Allenby: No, nuns!

Kit: Huh?

Allenby: Nuns, I went to catholic school and nuns really scare me!

Kit: don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be comin’ over here, and if they do I’ll protect you!

Allenby: Thanks Kit.

Kit: No prob! Now waiter we’re waitin’ over here!

Waiter: (Tony Soprano) could you wait a god damn minute over there?! God bustin my balls!

A group of nuns stand up.

Head nun: You used the lord’s name in vain, repent!

Waiter: Fuck off!! I’m workin’ here so either sit down and shut up or get your ass’s outta here!

Nun: Repent or take your penance!

Waiter: Tony, Ralphy, get these cunts outta here!

Two thugs walk towards the three nuns. Suddenly the three nuns streak by the two thugs, the thugs fall to the ground behind them.

Kit looks at their hands.

Kit: Rulers?!

Nun: And you there!

Kit: Me?

Nun: Yes you, the gothic child.

Kit: First I’m not a kid, and second I’m sure as not one of those freaks!

Nun: Look at those scars on your face, that’s where you cut yourself isn’t it?!!

Kit: No! For your information these are both battle scars!

Nun: Lying is a grave sin, repent or burn in hell!

Kit: I’m warning you step off…

A ruler starts coming towards his head.

Nun: Repent Now!!!!!!

Kit jumps up.

Kit: …Or get knocked off!!!!!

Kit grabs his chair and sweeps it into one of the nun’s legs. He runs up and over the chair and jump kicks another nun then lands and punches another out.

Aveian: Here he goes again.

Nun: Hey you!

She runs up at Aveian from behind.

Aveian: (Shoots over his back) And here I go along with him. Allenby stay here, Allenby?

Allenby: Take this! (Punches out a nun)

Aveian: Of course, she is his girlfriend.

Kit: (off screen) She’s not my girlfriend!!

Just then tons of nuns rush in and surround them.

Kit: Oooh, shit.

Man: (Italian accent) Kid, GET DOWN!!!!!!

Aveian, Kit, and Allenby drop to the ground and multiple Restaurant workers whip out Thompson machine guns and open fire cutting all the nuns down.

Kit: Thanks dude!

Man: Thank me later, now come with us if you wanna live.

Kit: Sounds good to me, lets go guys!

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Aveian: So where are we and who are you.

Guy: We’re the Italian Mafia! Who the fuck do you think we are?! And we happen to be in our headquarters!!

Kit: He has a point. But what do you need us for.

Man: Let me start from the beginning. A few years ago the new pope Benedict DCLXVI, his first proclamation was to take over Italy and purge it of it’s sinners.

Aveian: So basically to form a Theocracy.

Man: Yeah, well if you think we’re gonna lay down and take it, fagettabodet! The Italian mafia lays down for no man! So we’re mountin’ a resistance. And we’re hopin for you’re help.

Another guy: Youse guys in?

Kit: Why not?!

Allenby: Kit?!

Kit: It’s the difference between a dictatorship and a theocracy, and a dictator is a lot easier to over throw than a Theological leader.

Aveian: It’s hard to out preach a preacher. A lot easier to out shoot a shooter.

Allenby: (sighs) You guys are insane, but if Kit’s in, it has to be a worthy cause! I’m in too!!

Kit: Allenby…

Allenby: Don’t say anything. I know.

Aveian: Well, I guess that means I’ll have to join in to keep you idiots alive.

Allenby: Just admit it, you love us!

Aveian: Piss off.

Kit: So are these nuns are that dangerous?

Leader: You saw what they did in that Restaurant.

Allenby: Besides, if you ever went to catholic school you’d know how scary they can be!

Kit: Well, either way I’ll defeat them!

Aveian: Great, those are famous last words if there are any.

Kit: Come on Aveian, after all we’ve been through you think some NUNS can stop us?!

Leader: One thing though, the Church has developed a Gundam, we have one too, but I doubt it can stand up to theirs.

Kit: Don’t worry, we’re Gundam Fighters. I’m the American Fighter.

Allenby: And I’m the Swedish one!!

Leader: Well then I’ll back you up in my suit. I suggest you get to you’re ship and get prepared.

Kit: Roger that.

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Foxxy: See how much easier it is with me helping?

Sylven: I have to admit, this has been a lot faster.

Foxxy: So you plannin’ on takin’ on my brother in that thing?
Sylven: What would make you say that?

Foxxy: Duh, this Suit is obviously made for Dueling and at this level; there wouldn’t be any other reason. Besides, who doesn’t want to kick my brother’s ass?!

Sylven: You’re very keen.

Foxxy: (surprised) Really?! Thanks!

Sylven: Don’t thank me, just show how smart you are through you’re work.

Foxxy: Roger dude!

Sylven: You’ve pretty unique too.

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Kit: Aveian, sit this battle out, you’re still injured.

Aveian: I don’t have to take orders from you.

Kit: Come on man.

Aveian: Fine I’ll back you up from the ship.

Kit: Man, you just can’t stay out of a good fight can ya?!

Aveian: You know me.

Allenby: You’re like Sailor Moon!

Aveian: I swear, if I wasn’t in extreme pain I’d kick your ass.

Allenby: Just try it.

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George: I’ve located the enemy leader!

The man: (over Vid-screen) Good, kill the men and capture the woman for us to enjoy!

George: Roger, leader!

George’s new Gundam: Cape, is an improved version of his old one, the cape goes completely over the back and right arm and shoulder. It now has a Gyan style sword on each hip and the blue cape is now navy and it has a normal Gundam head and improved boosters.
George releases two bits and they open fire on Aveian’s ship.

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BOOM, BOOM!!!!

Aveian: What the hell was that?!

Kit: Looks like its battle time!!

Kit’s Gundam rises out of the ship.

Kit: So are you with those nuns?

George: Kit Sune, Prepare to meet your death at the blade of my Rapiers!

Allenby: (On intercom) George?!

Kit: You know him?

George: Ah, Allenby, Domon’s been looking for you1

Kit: (Beginning to get pissed) So you’re with Domon? (Rushes towards George) Then that Changes everything!!

Kit drives his Suits shoulder into George’s chest.

George: (draws swords) On Guard knave!!!

Cape Gundam flies towards Kit.

Kit: (aiming) Bad move!

Kit fires beam shots into Cape, the shots don’t slow him down. Kit throws his rifle down and draws on of his, staving off George’s.

Kit: (Neo-trace material climbing up his arm and neck) You tryin’ a double bladed style now, too bad you don’t have the skills to back it up!

Back in the ship Aveian gets to the control room.

Aveian: Two large incoming heat signatures!

Allenby: I’ll check it out in MY Suit!

Allenby’s Gundam rises out of the ship. It’s Noble only now with the “hair” cut slightly shorter, right above the ass. The legs are colored to look like it’s wearing knee high red boots. The “jewel” on the chest is now blue and heart shaped. The Berserker mode has been changed out for a new one which you will soon see.

Allenby: George! Get away from Kit now!!!!!!

George: Allenby, Good now that you’re out here it’ll make capturing you a lot easier!

Kit: Don’t you know to never take your eyes off your enemy!!

George turns around just in time to catch a sword blow to the left shoulder.

George: You foul knave, I’ll show you to strike me!

George swings both swords in, Kit jumps back avoiding the attacks.

Allenby: Kit! Don’t worry I’m comin’!

Kit: NO!!! Stay back and guard the ship! I’ll be fine!

Nun: Don’t worry you dirty street tramp you can fight me!

Allenby: I suppose you’re the church’s Gundam.

Nun: Correct, now feel the wrath of my Sister Gundam!!

Think Haow Gundam, only a Nun. With a big piece of wood on it’s back.

Leader: Don’t worry, I’ll back you up.

Old fashion gangster complete with Tommy gun and suit, in Gundam form.

Allenby: don’t worry about me, help out Kit.

Leader: No, this is my enemy and I won’t let you face her alone.

Allenby: Please, it’s really important.

Leader: Fine, I can’t say no to a real woman.

Allenby: Thank you.

Nun: Now let us settle this!

The nun draws her ruler, Allenby draws her ribbon whip.

Nun: What are you going to do with that? Wrap me a present?!

Allenby: You’ll see!!

Allenby lets loose a flurry of whip blows. The nun deflects them with the ruler. Sister Gundam then lumbers forward and attacks with the ruler.

Allenby: Too slow!!

Allenby in her Faye Gundam jumps backward dodging the blows, keeping a steady pace.

Nun: Take this! YARD STICK!!!

Sister Gundam whips a yard stick off its back and swings at Faye Gundam.

Allenby continues to jump back. Allenby jumps clear over the yard stick.

Nun: Now I’ve got you!

Sister Gundam drops the yard stick and drives the ruler into Faye Gundams body. Allenby’s Suit falls to the ground.

Kit: Allenby!!!

George: I suggest you watch out for yourself knave!!!

George drives a blade into Kit’s shield throwing him back.

Leader: Get off him1

The leader’s Tommy Gundam, fires its gun at George’s Cape Gundam. George jumps back.

Kit: Your guard is down!

Kit shoots forward and slices George’s swords out of his hands. George falls back and regains his stance.

George: You knaves are starting to become a nuisance, so it ends now!

All of Cape’s cape flaps fly up.

George: ROSE BLIZZARD!!!!

Hundreds of bits fly out and surround the two Gundams.

Kit: This looks bad.

Leader: Yeah, I say we’re fucked.

All the bits open fire and the two Suits are forced to jump around I defense. Tommy Gundam fires the gun into the cloud taking out a couple of bits; Kit uses the head guns to stop a couple too. A beam comes down and takes out the Tommy Gundams gun.

Kit: And it’s getting worse!

Allenby: Mobile Suit damage critical. Energy levels dropping. Destruction immanent!

Sister Gundam lumbers towards her fallen Suit.

Allenby: Purity Mode? Well, what do I have to lose?! Purity Mode Activate!!!

Faye Gundam rises up, blue faerie wings spread from the Suits back. The wings glow and start releasing a glittery dust into the air. “Little Busters” from FLCL starts playing.

Nun: So you’ve gotten yourself some new little wings, so what you still won’t defeat me!! WAIT!! I CAN”T MOVE MY SUIT WON’T MOVE!!!!

Allenby: Rain may have done this first, but I’ll do it better!! Cupid’s Arrow!!

Faye Gundam puts its right index and middle finger to its “lips” and blows a kiss, forming a little pink heart, with the point pointing away from Faye Gundam; she runs her fingers from the back backwards forming a shaft. Then a pink bow forms out of energy.

Allenby: Fire!!!

The shot pierces Sister Gundams chest taking the Suit down.

Allenby: (laughs) Feel the power of love! Whoa1

Faye powers down and falls to one knee.

Kit: Allenby!!!!

George: Got you now knave!!!

Leader: WATCH OUT!!

The bits gather and all fire at Kit from one direction. (Sort of defeating the point of bits)

Tommy Gundam leaps in front of the blasts, blocking Kit. Tommy Gundam falls to the ground.
George: Foolish knave! (The smoke clears) Wait, where is the other knave!?!

Kit: (Hyper Beam Rifle to Capes back) Behind you.

Kit fires a shot through Cape’s body. Cape Gundam sinks to the ground.

Kit: Allenby!

Kit runs up the Suit and into the cockpit. Allenby is laying on the ground.

Kit: (picks her up into his arms) (panicked) Allenby! Allenby!

Allenby: (slowly opens her eyes) (weakly) Kit.

Kit: Don’t talk, are you alright?!

Allenby: Yeah.

George: (Gundam rising) Not for long.

His bits rise and target Faye Gundam.

George: NOW THIS ENDS!!

An anti-ship missile impacts into the cloud of bits.

George: What the…

Two more hit his Suit, it falls and another hits its chest.

Aveian: (Vid-screen) Told ya I got your backs, looks like he’s dead.

George: (Suit rising with a struggle) Damn you knaves, you won this round, but I’ll return!

Cape Gundam flies off.

Kit: Do you think you can make it back to the ship?

Allenby: No, you’ll have to carry me.

Kit: Well if I have to… (They both smile) climb on1

Allenby climbs onto his back and Kit exits the Gundam and runs back to the ship.

Allenby: Uuuum, you’re warm.

Kit: Quit it you’re makin me blush.

Allenby: And you smell nice too. (Giggles)

Kit: Tease.

Allenby: Don’t provoke me.

Kit enters the ship and sets Allenby down on her bed.

Kit: I gotta go out and retrieve the Suits.

He feels a tug on his jacket.

Allenby: No, stay and keep me company.

Kit: Sorry, Aveian and you are injured so I have to do it, but I promise when I’m done we can spend all the time you want with each other. Okay?

Allenby: Alright.

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George enters the room Domon, Sora and The man are there.

The man: You failed.

George: (on one knee, head low) I know I ask of your forgiveness.

Domon: IDIOT!!! ( kicks George in the chin, knocking backward) And worst of all you endangered my Allenby!!!

The man: Now Domon, that thought process is counter productive, killing Kit is the prime objective, no matter how appealing the woman may be, isn’t that right Sora?

Sora: (through teeth) Yes, leader. (Thinking) pervert!

The man: well, since you failed George, it’s your turn Argo.

Argo: Argo no fail you!!! Argo will kill Kit Sune!!!

The man: Very good Argo, make sure you do.

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(Ending music)

Kit jumps back into Allenby’s Suit. He sits down and looks down at the control panel.

Kit: humph, (holds something up) I knew it!

He sets it down it’s a picture of him.

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He enters Allenby’s room. She’s asleep. Kit pulls her sheets over her and shuts the light heading for his room.

Kit: She loves me.

Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star ending music)

Foxxy: who doesn’t love Kung-Fu Nuns?! Well I know one person, but she sucks! But then again if she’s reading this she doesn’t. In the next installment we meet another new character! An awesome Prince Type person! And boy can he kick ass! Next episode: In Soviet Russia… You better get ready!



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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

confusion.
today once again was just a big ole ball of fun! maybe its just because its the end of the year i think all of the things i must do in school as tiresome and intolerably horrible, now i have to do the damn work for my forensics class, which will be a mixture of good and bad, being as i can have fun with the editorial and ads, but the forensic entomolgy stuff will be so tedious, even if i look up something on the interweb that is very interesting and filled with so much insect-y infestion-osity that it would make Shino have to change his underpants, i bet finding it will be a real rectal trauma, so oh damnit.

and worst off its going to be so damn time consuming, so much so that once again i will not be able to visit, for which i am quite sorry, i just feel better when i update, so i do, even if i don't have time to pay back the people who read mine, i guess that might make me a sorta bad person, but i guess i'm fine with my bad qualities, because it does make me happy and makes my life easier.

i'm been freaking out all day because i took out a form to apply for advanced writing and they said they wanted a good source writing we're proud of, so i went into a crisis about wether or not i'm a good enough writer, so i've been trying to recreate what i thought of as my best writing as of late, well after school to Mr. Henzi, who is a complete spaz and nutcase [in a fun way, like me] who happens to be the teacher of this class, i asked him if he could give me an over-view of my writing submission to tell me if its up to par, writing wise. he then told me that it was based more on spelling and grammar than on actually story writing talent, so now i just need someone to help me proof-read my writing before i submit it, and now it seems more like if i get rejected that i'm not right for the class bbecause of my grammar or spelling, not because i'm a shit writer, so now i'm not so obessessed about getting into the class, i mean it would be very nice to have another writing class, especially with that kook of a teach, but hell, if i don't make it oh well, i can write when i'm home and off duty. i'm very glad that i got that out of the way so now i can focus on making my Heroes themed ads and bug-filled murder cases, also my comical editorial about how most criminals are just so unoriginal and how if you're going to commit crimes you should at least be entertaining or creative. so i'm guessing if i wirk it out right the job might not be terribly difficult or bad.

the drawing and AP writing have been put oo the sidelines while i deal with all the school crap, mostly forensics and advanced writing, though the advanced writing uses Foxxy, Draco, Draka, and Lord Dracula, as well as me as God, just like in AP, so i guess AP isn't completly off, but the drawing has been put on the side, except yesterday when someone drew patrick from spongebob [gag] skipping merrily along, so i drew a guy with spiky black hair, stubble, bushy eyebrows and an evil smile, and he said...

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Sylar: This is the part where people usually start screaming...

then i drew his hand pointing and drew a bloody wound across his head, which i found fun because:

1. i hate the chartacter and the series, so having Sylar kill him was fun
2. Starfish don't have brains, so i imagined Sylar killing him, then looking in his head and going "Awwww, there's nothing there..." i then discussed with my friend wether Claire could grow a whole arm back if you cut it off, so once again i have a good Sylar moment of him cutting her arm off and going "how does it work? can you grow it back, or do you need this *moves arm towards her*"

oh my demented mind...

visit my beaner, she watches Heroes too.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, June 4, 2007

crap...
i tried enstalling a new sound card but my speakers still don't work, i really wish i knew how to work on a computer, but i guess i really failed this time, at least now i have prettier speakers, they may still not work, but they are pretty!

so what else have i done? really nothing, today i have a whole bunch of crap i have to do, so i'm very sorry that i cannot visit you guys today, it makes me very sad because i like visiting you guys and i feel guilty for not stopping by if i update, so i really can't say why i'm updating, probably based on some dilusion that you guys are happier if i update than if i don't, i guess if you're pissed that i'm not visiting just don't comment, sorry once more for my lack of visiting today.

i have a bunch of damn work today, all my teachers decided to be asses and give me work on the same day, its really a pain in the ass because i planned on having free tome today and even more i look forward to my days off on this home days, at my dad's house all i have to do is play Dragon Quest, which i'm sorta over, i just want to beat it and get it over with, but to do that i have to find those stupid orbs, and i don't ever have the sound on so that flute is a piece of shit to me, so i guess i'll have to use an interweb cheat-sheet or help from you guys. but as far as at my mom's i can write AP, as well as visit you guys and do all the other fun things tied to the computer and interweb, so i'm irked that i have to do all this damn work today instead of having fun on my PC. but i guess thats just the way things go, i get to have very little fun over the next two days at home, maybe because every other class was showing a movie, so it must be a trade-off, personally i'd rather trade it back.

i guess i should call my bro and try to get the PC working, but i doubt that he could really help, because he said it'd be so easy, and i couldn't do it so i bet there must be some wierd job i gotta do, or board, plug, inside object i have to switch around that i don't know how to do, i'm really afraid that i did something that truely i can't fix on my own, because my bro takes his time to fix stuff, because he, unlike me, has a life and thus can't drop everything to help his technologically inept little brother. so i'm probab;y stuck with two dead rocks for speakers, as i did before, so i guess after a day and 50 of my dad'sollars i'm right back where i used to be, i really wish i wasn't such a failure and could do more things right, i mess everything up, my drawing suck, no one reads my story, and apperantly i couldn't even install a sound card.

fuck... i still have to do all kindsa crap for my forensics project, oh damnit, looks like i won't be around wednesday either, i'm so sorry guys, man this really sucks... this week is going to be so bothersome! all of the damn information i need is so fucking hard to find. it seems as though the gods of computers and classwork hate me right now. oh the misery i facem why canm't i be less of a whiny little bitch!? i'm not complaining that i have so much work, i just wish i lacked the sense of entitlement that gives me the idea that having to do school work at home is the work of satan. man am i pathetic, why do you guys even bother visiting?

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Me: *fighting the evil guy from Dragon Quest the first time* is that an evil lightning bug?

i must say that was a great twist.

visit Bev, better her than me.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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