Saturday, December 16, 2006

Amazing Post
its amazing how i can just crank these bitches out, its quite amazing i don't run out of stupid things to say.

lets see, well i saw a lot of good anime recently, the first one i'd like to rank about is kinda a no-brainer if you've known me for a long time, its Nerima Daikon Brothers! its an anime parody of "the blues brothers" in a way, and its done by the people behind Excel Saga, so you know i'm going to love it. now at first when i saw the promo for it i thought it would be less racy than Excel Saga, and especially Puni Puni Poemy [P3 had to be the most spastic and disturbing thing i've seen in anime form, my god was it wierd] but no ND Bros. is so overtly offensive that its great the main character, Hideki, is a pervert [but unfortunatly not voiced by Crispin Freeman] which prompts me in my head to want to point at him and go "Hideki... Pervert, pervert, pervert, pervert hideki" and he is also from the country, but of course maybe Hideki is the "Cletus" of japan. but in any case he is in lust with his cousin, and at one point she exploits him for money by bringing up [and showing via flashback] Hideki humping a pillow while saying her name, so she says something like "you dirty old dog, dreaming of mounting sweet innocent me every night!" and Hideki responds by going "i don't mount you every night, sometimes you go down on me!" then the other member, Ichiro, well to put it bluntly... he wants to fuck a panda. at one point they are in vegitable costumes and locked in a pot, well the panda falls in and in attempting to swim upwards just ends up stroking Ichiro's cortch, cause him to break out of the pot with his erection. yes, ichiro is voiced by Chris Patton, and he does it with that souless mono-tone i thought he was only capable of until i watch Full metal alchemist [i was a late comer to that party] but yreah, he is awesome. and even better is that Nabeshin is a weapons dealer and gives them stuff each episode, so if you liked Excel Saga on Puni Puni Poemy i say watch!

then we have Ghost Stories. see i really thought that it was a dogmatic dub, until i wiki'd it, and found out it is anything but. its supposed to be all serious and dramatic, but i like it a lot better this way, with horribly offensive comentary, popculture references, and all around disreguard for any sense of drama in the series, i see it as Attack of the Show, anime version. and i wondered, how, oh how did they get away with this? why because Chris Patton along with Greg ayres and several other VOs are the head script-writers. which really makes me consider them the most irrespouncible workers i've even seen, but then again if given the chance i'd do the same thing, i mean who needs serious drama when you have falatio references? or turning a psychic into a constantly preaching born-again christian? yes i realize its the exact opposite of what anime should be, but i think without the jokes it would be a third-rate series, so i'm glad they went Beaves and Butt-Head up in the mug!

then we have Gundam SEED Destiny, well today was a re-cap ep, but i did show uncut scenes from the first series, so i didn't have to see CN's terrible editting, and they showed all this from a different view-point, and Shinn wasn't hilariously poorly acted this time, luckily next ep will get the story going again, the whole Stellar x SAhinn thing starts, though i will admit the scenery looks a lot like the cagalli and Athrun on an island ep from the first season, and i thought Stellar was Cagalli before i saw the series. and you have to admit Shinn looks like if Kira gave birth to Athrun's butt-baby [Kira would so be the Uke, the cry-baby]

i REALLY want to see Lacus bitch-slap Meer, or Cagalli hit her, that would be even better, and not scared little girl lost in the world of politics Destiny Cagalli, i mean first season desert terrorist put and RPG up your ass while hitting on my twin-brother Cagalli. as you can tell, i hate Mir, she ruins Lacus's songs, and her Haro is and ugly color.

well thats enough rank for today, i will now write more AP

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, December 15, 2006

Super Blog
the images i tried to make my quote yesterday were homoerotic pictures of batman and superman found by the guy behind Chris's invincible Super Blog i must admit the images are funny, but i remember past images and from the hype it got on AOTS i really wanted to see more, if any of you peoplezez are vetrans of that site i'd like a bit of tutoring on how to further enjoy the comic goodness.

but in any case i did get the wrapping done wednesday, i wrapped my presents as i normally, in duct tape and newspaper, so basically i make things that look like mail-bombs, and now thanks to my far-away lover i can mail my mail-bombs, when before they were just handed over. i really am hoping she likes the stuff, i mean i know she will because i got it, but i'd like to think they would be good presents from anyone. of course on the otherhand its very sweet to know that even if i get her shit presents she'll love them because she loves me.
but i'm hoping she will double-love them because they are good and they are from me, so here's hoping they are nice.

lets also see, i've been slacking off a lot, AP, any sort of physical activity, basically everything except otaku and TV have suffered, so i need to get my shit together and get my ass to work on some semi-recreational events, Artist, one of my good fans really loved 19, as did my lover, so for all of you who just started you have things to look forward to, if you have finished your latest chapter, or would like to start please PM me, i'll send you everything you ask for.

i do like what Sempai said about wrapping your lover up in a bow, believe me, i've thought of that, why do you think i'm so looking forward to the holidays in the future when i have her with me ^.~ [hey, i do have a erotic side, somewhere...]

seriously though i look forward to the cute lovey times of the holidays with Bev as well as the not-so-innocent moments too, of course as all you know all i ever think about is Bev, to the point Myui and Evil have wanted to strangle me at points, i wonder if the older folks like Sempai, as well as the semi-older like Lytjuh and Myui think if i'm an immature shit because i'm so idealistic, i can't really imagine if they think so if not, i'd hypothosize that one of the two would not think so but i'm authorizing all you peoplezez to give me the straight truth about whether or not my feelings are actually romantic and intelligent, or if i am just some snot-nosed little punk who grossly over-estimates himself and is heading for a big let down one day.

and my female parent is now about to rant to "Dr. Gary Gaylord, science fiction." about marking me down for thinking that Mary Higgins Clark is not a good Character-writer, baswed off of my experiences reading "a stranger is watching." he said that because she is popular and a millionair that makes her a good writer, which even my not-so-bright [but so uber-lovable] Beverly-Lover nows makes no sense, her rebutal to HotPants' argument is my...

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Bev: That IS stupid, if that were true it would mean that Paris Hilton is a talented singer.


truer words never spoken

visit bev at Yoshima on here

and pm me to read AP, i need readers

i'm going to watch Gundam SEED Destiny

see yaz at midnight!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Christmas woes.
yep, tis a significant portion of time of till Christmas, yey i'm already spazzing out about it.
most of it has to do with my lover, ya know the regular bit, "will she like it?" and "will she be suprised by what she got?" because you want the person to be somewhat suprised. well my best to keep what i got her secretive, o ly hope i did a good job.

lets see, i bunch of crap i have to do for Gaylord's, so probably will have no free time tonight either, but i guess that's fine, i'll make sure to visit so i can keep up the couple of visits i get a day.

i also lack the necassary supplies to properly warp Bev's present, so yeah it looks like i'll have to run out and get some stuff to wrap it with, which will take more time, i'm turning into Jack Bower here, "MORE TIME! I NEED MORE TIME!!!!!"
man is life a bitch sometimes, but i gotta cope and just move along and deal with it, its not like i can change the world.
but still it is frustrating to have to do everything in the world today. aye... this is so lame.

and i also just had to fish a bunch of popsicle sticks out of a big box of random crap, damn i just can't catch a break today, i was hoping Stacy could help me with questions for Gaylord's class but she just told me to look them up on the internet, so yeah, i had done that before i'd be done by now...

i think i call my dad and ask him for the tape so i can wrap my present to Bev.

and i'll cut this post short, sorry.

please visit bev at her site on here, Yoshima.

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Bruce x Clark!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, December 11, 2006

Continous insanity.
well, it seems that i've found a hole that i can get stuck in as far as ranking goes, it seems i'm doomed to forever be on page 6, i'm number 272-274 forever! oh well, i can't really tell how to become uber-succsessful on this site, maybe it involves small posts that don't involve offensive, silly and pointless posts. or maybe its that i visit less and less, maybe if i got on a little more i could boost my ranking, but in that case i'd have to slight my love, being as now she wants to go to sleep at the same time as me, and somehow even though i have a 3 hour head-start my lover gets tired before me, so that basically means that i have a little less time now. if only my damn father would get his computer fixed i could visit on those days too, but noooooooooooooooooooooo, he's gotta just leave it all unfixed, if my damn brother had to use it he'd fix it, but he has a laptop, that i can't use, so that little plan is ruined, i suppose i could learn to fix the computer, but that require my brother teaching me, which would take more time than him actually fixing it, so i doubt that will be happening.

but in any case thats just a side-matter, i've goyt better things to inceasantly rant about. like being a good boyfriend not being a talent. it seems that a friend of mine believes that being a dream lover does not take any skill. i say it does, there are people that are chronically terrible in realationships, and then there are people like me that based upon their beliefs and ideals seem to have been born to serve the one they choose as their own. you have to be able to comprimise, compliment, and just be there for the one you love. i guess i can't explain what being a good love involves or how to do it, what rigors it entails, because i guess i just don't understand it, but i know i get a lot of compliments on my loving, that i'm very romantic and sweet. but i know i'm good at it, and from the number of exasperated and lonely bitching women many a man does not share my skill in the relationship area. it could just be possible that my chronic lonelieness during the first 14 years of my life and the fact that i studied what women said they wanted and seemed to form myself to that niche before and without knowing it. i listened to the gripes of the lady-types so i could be what they want. it takes a lot of study and dedication to effortlessly serve another person without resenting them. see i don't consider myself good at it while i'm doing it, its just when people tell me how good i am that i finally feel like i have a skill in life. i guess what i'm saying is that i'm hoping that being a good mate is a skill, because if its not i'm skilless, i'm not good for much other than being Bev's, she really is all that gives my life meaning. i can't say wether or not it is, so i can't say wether or not i'm talented, but all i know is that i make my love happy, and thats enough for me.

and as for the being of my love as well as aspirations, well i'm sure if she can she'll go to any convention that is town, therefore if there is one in january she'll go to it. and yes Detroit may be bigger than Vegas, but there is nothing there, except drug dealers and... cars? and yes, Bev hates Vegas, but see to a person who lives in the deadest state in the union a place that is crawling with activity is great! so i think i'll always be obsessed with being as good as Bev, as she herself as having to catch up to me, i can live in strife, as long as my lover is there for me to strive over.

and Myui, i wiki'd the eps. of Death Note before writing that post, and the ep that she spoke of was not shown yet, i think it was an advanced screening of that episode, or something. all the episodes are on youtube, if that episode had already been out i would have watched it, i will be wiki'ing the series every week to look out for that episode.

well i'm just going to keep on moving, so i can stay happy, i hope my rants will bring people back to me soon.

and also Myui, yes the circle is the perfect shape [though i perfer, a heart shaped universe would be SO CUTE!] but you went from boobs to moon, and i think a dry, chalk-like breast covered in craters would not be appealing to grown men and women, or babies, and if they are no good for groping or nursing, what are they for?

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i have none today, i was hoping to get a transcript of a great rant, but alasm i got nothing.

please visit my beloved GF on here [Yoshima]

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Ego trip.
yeah, i'm sort of wrestling with my own stupid ego at this moment.
i think i have an inferiority complex, or is it superiority? i don't really care about being better than people, i just don't like it when people are superior to me.
i don't know, its to the point i'm often frustrated by my ineptitude in comparison to my beloved, even if i consider the things i'm better than her at i'm still annoyed by the things that she is blaringly superior to me at.
the current cause of my angst is that Bev got to go to an anime convention, being as she lives in one of the biggest and most important cities in the U.S., and via my American bred beliefs, the world. yes she lives in vegas, i live in FUCKING DETROIT! yeah, like they are going to hold an anime convention a cobo hall. Wow, yippy-fucking-do, we get the International Auto Show, i'd give up the chance to annually see concept cars if i could go to anime conventions without making a huge trip out of it.
well in any case she got to see what was a apperently an as of yet unreleased episode of Death Note, which up until now i showed no interest what-so-ever in, but based upon her description of the events in this episode i found it nessacary to wiki the series and read the episode descriptions. unfortunatly it was at that time i learned my love had gotten the premiere pass, and i wanted to learn more about what she described. so yeah, i'm being as pissy little bitch as usual. i guess i'll just keep using the ole' wiki-pedia until i come across the episode she previewed, and then i could also watch it on youtube, being as it is being uploaded on there. i really have no reason to be in such a foul move except that i'm just so fucking petty, just like how i get all annoyed when i see that barely anyone visits me, and especially my love, even though i keep rising in the rankings.

i guess i'm just a terrible person, i totally spaced on Kitty's birthday today because Bev, though not to my knowledge, was at that convention, so i kept trying to call her, and being as i was trying to contact her Kitty slipped my mind. now see i was deliberating on wether or not i'd go in the first place, but i was going to decide, the fact that i forgot means i didn't decide, and i'm pissed that that power was taken from me.

the only thing i do seem to be good at is being Bev's boyfriend. i never get mad at her, even if her actions or abilities frustrate me, i don't see them as her faults and i love her too much to take my own obsession with inadiquacies out on her. i don't see it as a bad thing that she has advantages over me, i hate myself for being at such a disadvantage in so many cases.

man i wish i was bigger than this, that i was a better man, but it turns out i am this small and petty. i'm a horrible person except to the one person who loves me most, and she is the only person i seem to show any redeeming qualities to. its pretty funny that i can be such a contridiction, i'm great tpo one person but selfish and petty to all others.

oh well, guess ifg i've gone this long i can keep going, no use in hating myself for hating myself, not that would be a vicious cycle.

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Myui: [in a comment] Sunset and moonrise, two sides of the same coin. Why did we land on the moon? Mankind's unending quest for all things round.

Me: [reading] Yeah, but if tits looked like the moon they wouldn't be anywhere near as appealing.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, December 9, 2006

Support?
It seems Myui-sama [i'm sick of calling him, my critic, it just seems lame now] may actually be supporting me?!

and i am confused...
he says that all it takes is a sunset to calm the world, and i often compare, and did at that time, compare mamories to sunsets, and said that people would be better off if they could see some skin.
personally, yes i love the school girl outfit or rather the "school girl" outfit which i could order from Lover's Lane, real school uniforms are anything but sexy, and i sure as hell am not wearing coat and jacket.

well enough of my strange perverted rantings, i shall now talk about my day. see a while ago i recorded Pulp Fiction on my VCR [really wish i had DVR at my house] and i decided to watch it today, along with an episode of Pucca i also recorded on there [because if there is a black dude on Pucca i demand, DEMAND that Samuel L. Jackson does the voice] but yeah, its a great movie, i know realize that a great piece of dialogue from his character on "The Boondocks" [best non-anime ever] was an allusion to the movie, so yeah, i watched the movie, and i realized that Quentin Taerrantino is (1. a greasy little nerd type person, (2. he really likes non-linear stories. between this and Sin City [ i know, he was like the special quest director or something, or was that in hostel?] he really likes to just go back and forth in time. i must say that the movie isn't as awesome as i expected, from all the idolizing it gets, but it is great, i must say for all my interest in Gimps "The Gimp" seemed down right pussy-esque. he got knocked out very quickly, it was kinda disapointing, but oh well, can't really complain, it was a great movie, if not as magical as i expected.
i much prefered Sin City, and especially Kevin [people named Kevin often rule, i.e. Pereira and Federline] and i loved the line "he was a good christian boy, except the eating people thing." or seeing that rapest get shot in the crotch, even better was when his genitals were ripped off "i took away his weapon, both of 'em." and as the cop is sneaking in, there's Kevin reading the Bible. i mean Kevin is the shit, even when he dies is awesome the big dude handcuffing their wrists together and going "try to hop around now you little bastard."
And his name is Kevin! thats the best evil guy name ever! its better than Peaches from Rocco's Modern Life! [not to be confused with the person i really hate most Peaches, whole different issue]

i'm trying to ration out Gundam SEED Destiny, so i saw no new episode today, i'll watch a new one next week, i really hope Heine sounds cool, he sure LOOKS cool, i'll be so disapointed if he's not, being as i watched the ep last week JUST to hear his voice and he never spoke, the fucker. that and i really don't like Meer. i mean the first season Lacus wasn't my favorite character but i thought she was a huge step up from Relena peacecraft, but Meer is just unbearable, her super-speed covers of Lacus's songs, and those annoying soldiers clapping along going "Go go baby go!" i was hoping Phantom Paine would attack then, but i guess my hopes were too high. i mean Meer is so intolerable that Lacus hates her!
when you can make Ms. Lets sing the song of peace, sneer and growl in anger, you know you suck. and the look on Kira's face was great, i know i'll make that face, of "oh, God, what did i get myself into with this girl?" Poor Kira, i still think he needs to get layed, i bet Athrun got himself a piece of Cagalli, probably Lacus in the past. Maybe not as much as Yzak has violated Dearka's ass [you know they do it!] but i think Athrun gets his!

well i must ask you visit My lover just think of it as part of my post, i'd rather you comment on her's than mine because i love her, and i'd do that for her.

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Jules: What does Marcellus look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from!!!!!!!!!!?

Brett: What-

Jules: What ain't no country i ever heard of, they speak english in what?!!!!!!!!!!

Brett: What?

Jules: English mother fucker you speak it!?

Brett: Yes

Jules: Then you understand what i'm saying?

Brett: What?

Jules: Say what again motherfucker, say it! i dare ya, i double dare ya! say what again!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, December 8, 2006

Oh dear God... [mod]
i only ask that you visit my lover's site. its Yoshima on here, and i just ask that you add her as a friend and visit her when she updates
think of her posts as part of mine, and they are uber-short, so i just ask you go there
i'd rather you visit her than me
so if that is the sacrifice i have to make
i'd be willing to do it

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Great, Sempai i believe is mocking my maturity [and definatly my sexuality] and like normal my critic is making me laugh my ass off.

well lets just get back to ranting about tits! [oh my way with words...] but seriously, i am disturbingly disinterested in sex [not involving the love of my life] so i do look at boobs and cleavage as something pretty and plutonic, like a flower or a sunset, and i don't go out of my way to look for skin, just when i see some its a pleasant surprise, like "look, midrif and/or breasts... okay back to drawing]
i could give less of a shit really, if all the girl's boobs were hanging out i might be interested for a season, but after that i'd get bored with it. i see people that can find sexual arousal through 4 layers of sweaters, ankle skirts and granny panties, and i'm a person who watched female professional wrestlers run to the ring with their g-cup brests in thimble sized bras and sparkly spandex thongs and complained i was bored because they weren't good grapplers. i have am unhealthy dis-interest in the lady folk, i merely want to see the hotties every once in a while, and its stupid that they devote so much to making sure that the straight E student who has a pair of binoculars and is trying to wank off over my "how to draw manga" book's monochromatic often nippless manga breasts. if people will be distracted by a little skin they will be distracted by most anything else. i'm just sick of hearing annoying old people telling girls who worked hard for their bodies [or to buy upgrades for them] to show them off.
i'm sick of the resources poured into boner-blocking. and they wonder why the school run out of money, or people can sneak in a kill people, all the guards are too busy making sure that Mikki's orange boobs can't be seen, or doing the "finger length" test. we waste too much time.

and yes, i realize i know how to case everythi8ng in rose-scented bull-shit. i can elequently state that i want girl's to show more skin, and that dumb fuck who read it didn't enphasize and put the gravitas the paper was meant to be read with. i wrote it in over-dramatic melo-drama-ese, and only one fluent in it should have read it. if you read it wrong, yes i do sound like a pervert, but then again with out all the background knowledge you Peoplezez have you'd think i was pocket-pooling too. i guess, as Keef once told me, that i overestimate other people, that i expect everyone speaks and talks like me, and the reason that people dislike me, is that they don't get me, they aren't on my level yet. i'll be popular in college when i'm around a bunch of people as smart as me [course meeting my dearest critic kinda shows people will dislike me in college too, i'll be wierd forever]

but fuck, i'm not going to dwell on that [for the last 1/8 of my post] because one voice makes no difference, and no one cares about me, no one talks about me as far as i know, so whatever i say, no one cares.
so i realize i can speak my mind all i want, no one will ever listen, because everyone wants to protect us from everything, so we will live in a boob-less world with no pot and forced pacifism, well that is i will for another year and a half, i feel sorry for my kids, life will suck for them, one day...

well all is good now, the cheap trip to see my lover didn't work out, so its still on for summer, and we are all uber-happy and lovey right now, so i'm good. she's all i need, and once i'm with her i'll get all the cleavage i want, and clevage i actually like, and can touch.

so i guess what i'm saying is fuck these school-board dried out bitch and closet pedophile mother-fuckers [getting in touch with my inner Jason Mewes] and fuck these as far cleavage-less ho-bags.

and to my critic yes, these shallow orange Callipygian bitches do find plenty of ways to flaunt there fun-bags, i just wish these poor stupid tramps didn't have to go against their vapid nature and think, they should focus on their strong points, looking hot, slutty, and making you forget that when they spread their legs, you hear an echo...

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Me: Kitty says i'm like Peaches...

Stacy: N- No! No-no-no NOOOOOO! You are like the exact opposite of Peaches!

Me: really?!

Stacy: Yeah! You're the anti-Peaches

Me: I'M THE ANTI-PEACHES!!!!!!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Oh dear God... [mod]
i only ask that you visit my lover's site. its Yoshima on here, and i just ask that you add her as a friend and visit her when she updates
think of her posts as part of mine, and they are uber-short, so i just ask you go there
i'd rather you visit her than me
so if that is the sacrifice i have to make
i'd be willing to do it

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Great, Sempai i believe is mocking my maturity [and definatly my sexuality] and like normal my critic is making me laugh my ass off.

well lets just get back to ranting about tits! [oh my way with words...] but seriously, i am disturbingly disinterested in sex [not involving the love of my life] so i do look at boobs and cleavage as something pretty and plutonic, like a flower or a sunset, and i don't go out of my way to look for skin, just when i see some its a pleasant surprise, like "look, midrif and/or breasts... okay back to drawing]
i could give less of a shit really, if all the girl's boobs were hanging out i might be interested for a season, but after that i'd get bored with it. i see people that can find sexual arousal through 4 layers of sweaters, ankle skirts and granny panties, and i'm a person who watched female professional wrestlers run to the ring with their g-cup brests in thimble sized bras and sparkly spandex thongs and complained i was bored because they weren't good grapplers. i have am unhealthy dis-interest in the lady folk, i merely want to see the hotties every once in a while, and its stupid that they devote so much to making sure that the straight E student who has a pair of binoculars and is trying to wank off over my "how to draw manga" book's monochromatic often nippless manga breasts. if people will be distracted by a little skin they will be distracted by most anything else. i'm just sick of hearing annoying old people telling girls who worked hard for their bodies [or to buy upgrades for them] to show them off.
i'm sick of the resources poured into boner-blocking. and they wonder why the school run out of money, or people can sneak in a kill people, all the guards are too busy making sure that Mikki's orange boobs can't be seen, or doing the "finger length" test. we waste too much time.

and yes, i realize i know how to case everythi8ng in rose-scented bull-shit. i can elequently state that i want girl's to show more skin, and that dumb fuck who read it didn't enphasize and put the gravitas the paper was meant to be read with. i wrote it in over-dramatic melo-drama-ese, and only one fluent in it should have read it. if you read it wrong, yes i do sound like a pervert, but then again with out all the background knowledge you Peoplezez have you'd think i was pocket-pooling too. i guess, as Keef once told me, that i overestimate other people, that i expect everyone speaks and talks like me, and the reason that people dislike me, is that they don't get me, they aren't on my level yet. i'll be popular in college when i'm around a bunch of people as smart as me [course meeting my dearest critic kinda shows people will dislike me in college too, i'll be wierd forever]

but fuck, i'm not going to dwell on that [for the last 1/8 of my post] because one voice makes no difference, and no one cares about me, no one talks about me as far as i know, so whatever i say, no one cares.
so i realize i can speak my mind all i want, no one will ever listen, because everyone wants to protect us from everything, so we will live in a boob-less world with no pot and forced pacifism, well that is i will for another year and a half, i feel sorry for my kids, life will suck for them, one day...

well all is good now, the cheap trip to see my lover didn't work out, so its still on for summer, and we are all uber-happy and lovey right now, so i'm good. she's all i need, and once i'm with her i'll get all the cleavage i want, and clevage i actually like, and can touch.

so i guess what i'm saying is fuck these school-board dried out bitch and closet pedophile mother-fuckers [getting in touch with my inner Jason Mewes] and fuck these as far cleavage-less ho-bags.

and to my critic yes, these shallow orange Callipygian bitches do find plenty of ways to flaunt there fun-bags, i just wish these poor stupid tramps didn't have to go against their vapid nature and think, they should focus on their strong points, looking hot, slutty, and making you forget that when they spread their legs, you hear an echo...

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Me: Kitty says i'm like Peaches...

Stacy: N- No! No-no-no NOOOOOO! You are like the exact opposite of Peaches!

Me: really?!

Stacy: Yeah! You're the anti-Peaches

Me: I'M THE ANTI-PEACHES!!!!!!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, December 4, 2006

amazing day
oh yes. the sarcasm runs over

yes, today was not a happy day for me, but its good that all the bad shit happens in one day, it gives you hope for the future.

well first off today i had a bad hair day, m hair was all flat and lacked its usual poof, so i was quite unhappy, especially after Kitty told me it looked like Emo hair... i hate emo hair, it has to be one of the ugliest hair styles i've seen, at least the type she is talking about. i mean the uber-gelled anime looking hair is fine, or the spikey stand-outy girl-emo hair is what i am for, but flat emo hair is terrible, i must strive and make sure my hair is fluffy each morning, a lack of hair-fluff is terrible.

then i had a lot of left-over homework, because my lover wanted the two of us to go to bed at the same time, so i missed out on work time, but its fine, i slept really good and even though i went to sleep later than usual i felt refreshed and happy in the morning, so the y day sure started off good.

well then in Lezak's class a kid passed out a survey and it asked "how could we make the school better?" and i said something akin to "you should abolish the dress-code, anyone distracted by cleavage is too weak-minded to be favored, as i, being a hard-worker should be allowed the beautiful artform the are the busts of the blossoming bosoms of the female form."

well all you guys here know that i veiw all women who are not Bev in a plutonic way, like art or flowers, which i tried to explain, but Lezak cut me off and made me sound like a pervert, which really hurt me, i cried for like three minutes, then i saulked for the rest of the hour, acting like my hair made me look, i knocked over some kids papers and he jokingly yelled for me to pick them up, so i saulked over and did, somebody told me i didn't have to, but i whipped out my best line and said "Lezak already broke my pride, there's nothing left for me to lose by doing this." i'm such a whiny puss, i know. well after class Lezak asked me if i had really wrote that, and i got all happy-pissy, and i tried to explain my self buy saying stuff like "its a plutonic interest... thats why i saod art and flowers, i mean they are pretty but they don't make you horny! no one says "ooooooooo, a daisey, i must screw it!" Lezak laughed so hard i thought he was going to fall over or pass out.

Then Kitty told me i replaced Peaches, peaches, who i don't think i've mentioned yet is the most annoying person i ever met, and she basically called me an exact fit for Peaches' niche. that hurt me very deeply overall, not the best day, i dodn't eben get to draw today.

well i found a deal for 9o bucks each way to Vegas if i go by jan-27
i'm going to go over it with my significant other, she has plans, which i'm fine with, this deal is a bit of an incovience for both of us, economically helpful, but inconvienient.

well i have to read more Huck Finn
i promise to make this day of visiting up to you
sorry for the wait

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Me: pants are looser, yeah, my ass is less fat!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. i'll try to send the Gay-Satan pic and have my lover put it up
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

Oh, thats horrible!
Apparently i have the ability to cause a group of college students to exclaim that.
i take that as quite a compliment. i mean my ability to say offensive and inflamitary things, so its good to know that i can offend even college students as sarcastic a cynical my critic and all his friends. i think that makes me quite exceptional.

yes, i seem to just breath offensiveness, basically all i say causes gasps of amazement from all who hear it. like in poli-sci, Lezak had yus doing another political cartoon, which i was really psyched about because with new-found talent i love drawing. well the point was to inspire voting turn-out, so i drew an emo looking guy with horns and a pointed tail standing before a podium with the insignia with a pink triangle and up-side down cross and i had a chibi me pointing exaustedly saying "see? if you don't get out there and vote heathen-sodomites will elect gay-satan the next president of the United States." yeah, that pissed people off, they all got all pissy, saying i'm homophobic, or just stupid. believe me, if i knew the lyrics i would have started singing "super drive" as soon as they called me homophobic. and i did try to make my picture as big and sparkly as possible [i really wish somone would shut Sakuma the fuck up, that "sparkly drawing" scene will haunt me forever.]

but in any case my lover doesn't see mre as a bad or offensive person, she lets me be my crazy offensive stuff, and if i say something that actually does offend her she just laughs it off and tells me that was a little too far, or such. so i feel like i have no need to become less of an outrageous and offensive person, the one i live for likes, hell, loves who i am!

today i got to preview two television show pilots. i'm glad they are going by demographics, because i was way in the minority, most of the people there were elderly black women, so 16 year old vagina-impaired crackers were not activly represented there.
the first onme was about two people that meet and fall in love, just like they did in the past life they have flashbacks to, the working title is "soul mates" i love the concept, but the execution, not so much, i hope they re-do it, because it was so cute an idea, its just a bad version, poorly acted and eddited.

well doing that shit meant i was late talking to Bev, so i really missed her the time is in there, i guess missing out on bev made it not worth it at all, i don't like hurting my love, so i'm sad i did. luckily she is very understanding and forgiving
i hope one day i'll be able to stop making her sad.

i got AP 19 editted, so anyone who ids that far can have it
and anyone who needs new chapters PM me
and please visit Bev's site [Yoshima]

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"Power is what one makes of it, foolish are the ones who desire it in excess, yet equally foolish are the ones who think of it as unneccessary. Think of it as a sword for protection."

-Uzumi Nara Athha

i know my quotes are usually whimsical. but i think that sums up my idea of life pretty good

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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