Saturday, December 2, 2006

Inspiration to those worse off than myself
yeah today was not exactly a great day for me

yeah, see Michigan weather is not really a thing of up-lifting inspiration.
by the time i left school today it had been raining for like 52 hours, and there had been no sun in that time either, so it was like this Alaskan winter of perpetual misery and cold. i've never been this cold in my life, as i was today walking with Stacy, see when i was walking home that day the school got evac'd and i was walking in like hip-deep snow, for five miles in the snow and i was wearing my hoody, i wasn't cold one bit! it kept me nice and warm, which was kinda wierd being as my jeans were pretty wet, but i was warm and nice feeling, but today i was so fucking cold!!! i mean the wind was blowing right through my hoody it felt like, i could actually hear myself breathing hard because how cold i was, its kinda scary when you hear that, it makes you feel really cold, and really out of breath, being as you are getting winded on a leisurely walk.

but in any case i really hope there is sun tomorrow, i need light i wanna draw.

i've really been improving in drawing lately, i know that i am still, as my bneloved, ever-so-sweet Beverly pointed out an "okay" artist, i feel like i'm great. because before, honest to God i was disgusted by my work, i used to spend hours, HOURS, on a drawing, then at the end the sight of its pure suck revolted me to the point that i would destroy it emmeadiatly, now, being as my art is tolerable i feel a certain sense of satisfaction that i don't like at my art like its some sort of a hommunculis, i feel like Asuka "look people, you can tolerate me now, you don't have to be ashamed of me anymore."

but yeah, i like my stuff now, and i'm getting better at accepting my amount of talent, because the people i compare myself to are actually devoted to the craft, i'm a fair weather artist, and a ameateur writer, though i do seem to have more talent in the latter, not as much as sempai or my continual critic, but i think i'm pretty damn good, my peers think my work is great, the are fuckin amazed by my writing, course they think i have artistic talent too, so possibly their judgment can be questioned.

speaking of my critic it appears i stepped over the line with him. see thats when i know i went wrong, when i offend a person who is usually more offensive than me. i thought i was getting into the spirit of his writing, but i guess i said a bit too much.
oh well, i found my comment quite amusing, and being as he is more sarcastic than i his statement could have been a joke.

well at the beginning of this post i was pretty unhappy, i was all "where do i belong!?!!!" but now, being as my beloved called me mid post i feel a lot happier

i asked her before, that past being a boyfriend, what am i really good at, and she couldn't come up with anything [she knows me as well as i do i guess] but she told me that for a person that is a virgin to the whole girlfriend thing [well i'm a virgin literally] so that i understand women in general, and her espeacially, and that i can make her feel so good, that is a talent.

basically i see myself as a testament to wasted potential.
and that personally, i'm a wonderful person, but societally i'm worth nothing.
oh well, i guess i'd rather be a good-for-nothing and come home to a wife that is madly in love with her perfect husband than to be perfect to my boss but not my babe.

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on my way to first hour i slipped in water and just got floored right outside the door, and being as the bell was still ringing i stuck my arm into the classroom and said "i'm not late." then i got into the class room and played the crowd, laughing with them about what a adorably cocky klutz i am and bev had this to say:

Bev: I wish i had been there...

Me: so you could mock me?

Bev: No... cuz, well if i saw you do something like that... i'd... fall in love with you all over again...

me: Huh?

Bev: that you can do something so stupid and embarassing, but get up and play it off being all cocky, and come out on top... thats really hot!

please visit Bev's site [Yoshima]
and read AP [pm me]

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, December 1, 2006

time saver.
well i'm being lazy and just putting up quick posts
but i feel like doing it
cuz i'm a bastard like that
-^_^-

well i'd just like to say my lover is updating again
i ask you please visit Her
i'd like if you did it every day, think of her posts as part of mine.
she never visits back,
i know
but please do this for me!

also,
CRISPIN FREEMAN IS HOT!!!!!

i mean i always knew he was THE SHIT
but he's also hot!

thats todays post

FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Neither will alone nor strength alone...
yes i'm quoting Lacus
yes i'm updating Tuesday
yes, nobody thinks i'm bi

now that several positive statements have been stated, let us get on with the post object.

okay, the reason that i am posting today is that i was sick, i woke up this morning with my stomach really against me. i thought it might go away, but all the way to school i felt like may vomit any moment, so i decided that this would be a good day to rest and recover.
so my dad pulled around the car and dropped me back off at the house. i went back in, reversed getting ready, layed down next to my weeny dog and rested. my doggy knew i was sick because she snuggled up with me. i kissed the back of her head and told her i was glad i had her to keep me company, the i said "sorry if i throw up on you."

yeah, so i slept till 1 .p.m. because i like to sleep, i like to sleep a lot. its gonna suck tomorrow when i have extra homework, thats why i don't like staying home, i feel i may as well just go to school and get the work done. running away does nothing, but i'm pretty sure hurling in my class-room wouldn't be very good either.

so yeah, today was just laying around and being lazy, but i do have a lot of stuff i still feel like talking about, yesterday was a bad day for me not to update, so i'll just get to it.

i still have Gravi to bitch about, because basically it was the second anime i looked forward to, first came Gundam SEED Destiny, then Gravitation. and sadly both are a bit unreliable now, being as Gravi is over and Gundam SEED Destiny DVDs have 4-5 episodes and new ones come out each 8 weeks or so. yeah so i have real major anime to look forward to each week. i miss the old days when Anime Network on demand was reliable, if i had D.N Angel or Full Metal Panic was on each week, or even Ghost Stories or Mythical Detective Loki Ragnorok i'd be able to sit down and go "yeah its "blank" time!" i used to think i could do that with Gundam SEED Destiny, but i realized i'll be not doing that as much as i will. i'd say bandai needs to get off their ass, but for two reasons, (1. i still have that impossible dream of being a VA, and it's encouraging to know i get 8 weeks to dub over 2 hours of footage, and (2. GAINAX has been dubbing "This Ugly Yet Beautiful World" for like 5 monthes now and i think there are 4 episodes done. but then again if Bandai took more time all of Shinn's dialogue wouldn't be so damn hilarious.

now on to the second point of my mockery, Gravi.
i must say, towards the end i really wanted to kill Sakuma. "Sparkly Shuichi, drawings must be sparkly, you must be sparly, sparkly, sparkly, SPARKLY!!!!!" i was hoping K would kill him, i mean that would sure help BAD LUCK in the sales department, but i guess no go.
speaking of helping sales, i still wonder why at the end we see Izowa get bad together with ASK. is it supposed to be ominous? up-lifting? pointless? and i wonder what izowa was thinking when he black-mailed Shuichi, here's a great plan to ruin a career, reveal the lead singer of a boy-ban is gay, with a really pretty boy, who is a romance novelist, THE TOP romance novelist, in Japan. how was this plan going to hurt him again?
i still think Touma is the gayest of any of them, look at him!

well i couldn't get a really gay picture! but he is, yet he is married,
course Elton John married a woman once, so who know, Touma x Yuki x Shuichi three-way!

yeah, i think Gravi level out Ikki Tousen, Yuri porn, Shounen-Ai. okay ikki isn't PURE porn, its more like one long cat-fight, with awesome anime moves!

well my lover has been extra sweet to me recently, which is good, because life takes its toll, and its good to have a loved one to fall back on.
if i had wrote this yestraday it would have been all Bev, but i guess today my mind was a little scrambled, sorry everyone
especially Bev.

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Bev: Can i have a piece of your hair?

Me: Okay.

Bev: Maybe one of your knots, you need to get rid of those.

Me: You bitch...

Bev: *laughing* Did you just call me a bitch...!?

Me: damn straight, you don't mess with my hair!

i love her so much!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, November 26, 2006

i'm not bi... [mod 1]
-i'm like uber-mega busy today, i really was planning to visit people more this week, i'll try to get around to your sites, to save times i'm modding yesterday's post, if you haven't read it yet, please do, if you have, you're off the hook today. i'm sorry for letting you guys down, i'm trying to be more respouncible-

i could never be bi, the only way i could be bi is if Bev was a hemaphrodite, and being as as far as i know Bev is all woman i'm straight.
plus i have no intrest in guys, women are so much better, they have softer lips, seductive eyes, breasts [hey, i liked smaller ones until i fell in love with dD-cup girl...] women are just more attractive to me, if anything i'm a lesbian in a mans body, but i also quite enjoy having the male plumbing, therefore i enjoy just being feminine. i am me, i am not bi, i just like doing girly things because i guess i want to be closer to my Beloved, and she is a yaoi freak, so i figured it would be good if i developed a tolerance to the boy x boy aspect of horrible anime. i mean after watching Elfen Lied [yes, i will antagonize that port-a-potty of an anime eternally] i figured "hell, if i'm going to watch terribly written pure shit anime, why not throw in some butt-fucking?" i think it is a completly apt question.
i'll admit i tried going to the website that was supposed to show me that Yuki is in fact seme by default, being as Shindo is so pathetic that could never be on top, plus Yuki, when he isn't launching into some self-hatred filled montage, does seem like the one in control, but still its easier for me to imagine Yuki in a fetal position crying in the corner while Shuichi tries desperatly to make him feel better while dressed as some random object for no reason, or saying something throughly creepy, seriously, did all of Shindo's lines come straight from a convicted stalker/rapist or does the writer just have a good imagination!?

in any case i wanted to see the supossedly disturbing Gravitation graphic sex art, but oh well, it seems like my attempts to test the levels of my tolerance art perpetually thwarted. or possibly it is because i really have no will to activly seek it out. it could be a combination of those two things.
but if anyone wants to give me more specific web pages it would be appreciated.


well in any case this was supposed to be shorter of a post, being as Bev likes to know that i'm asleep while she is, i guess both of us are grasping at straws to feel closer to eachother, its really pretty cute if you think about it. yeah, i could never be anything besides Bev's. i mean i like to joke around about myself to better entice the fangirls [which i no longer activly care about, just my number one, my lover] but other than that, i can't be gay, bi, anything except true to my one and only.

i still haven't started on ch.20 of AP
not that anyone really cares
-^_^-

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JD girl watching

Me: [thinking] If her pants get any lower i'm gonna see her coochie.

my attention is often drawn to the lady-folk, but not in any lustful way [that is reserved for my lover -^_^-] but i do notice pretty ladies, and i was quite disturbed to realize if that girl did shave half her bush would have been exposed, at this was at her locker at school. i mean i'd flaunt it if i had it, but even for me that a little too far neh?

well i'm gonna do random shit till i pass out
see yaz!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Laziness
yeah,
i have no drive in life
i don't think i'll whip out a full post tonight, because i want to do something, i just can't figure out what. i think i should probably should work on physical fitness, get better and bending and such. yeah, i see that Lytjuh figured out the reason for my need for flexibility, though i veil my reasoning behind everything behind serran wrap.
so yeah, i think i'll work on the body, i need to be sexy, uber-sexy! so i think i'll do that. damn my mind must be sorta screwed up, i'm turning into Holden [Reiteration, if anyone gets that joke, you are either awesome, or have far too much time on your hands]
lets see beside that i'm drawing some more, i really enjoy drawing when i have ideas, being as now my drawings no longer look like homunculli in need of red stones [never should have watched EVA and Full Metal Alchemist, i use analogies to them too much] compared to my lover's i'm still suck tastical as hell. luckily she insists on using photoshop to color them, which makes them look significantly not as good, so at least then it doesn't look like she is beating my ass quite so badly [course who said a spanking from your lover is a bad thing]
man, i'm just really out of it, but i bet this makes for an interesting read for you guys, my normal craziness mixed with some sort of mental inebriation on my part.
tomorrow igo over my dad's house and its back to aquiring funds and supplies in Monster Hunter, i need all the help i can get in that game.

the 28th is when Gundam SEED Destiny DVD 5 comes out, so by the coming friday you'll be hearing me devoting a huge chunk of my post to episode analysis. i found out my brother hates the art style on SEED and Destiny, so that kinda ruined my plan of "shut the fuck up about EVA Josh and watch Destiny." curse his prejudgice!
man between my lover and my brother i get Manga>Anime Sub>Dub and EVA>Everything, so i think if i got the EVA manga in japanese i'd have those two up my ass all day if i tried to watch Destiny in english on DVD. [older brother up your ass, bad thing, very bad thing "itasasu" NO GOOD!!!!!]

great, now Gravi is over, at least till season 2 comes out, if it ever does here. i must say the end of ep.13 is about as conclusive as the ending to Elfen Lied. and my dear God is Shuichi a bad example, love wise. hois idea of love is no matter how miserable i make you, no matter how much i hurt you, no matter how much you hate me, i love you, so i'll never let you get away.
that is creepy, wrong, horrible and creepy. i mean sure, its cute when you know Yuki wants him, and that that boy is so fucked up in the head with his miture of abandonment issues and suicidal desires that he needs a sociopathic stalker like Shindo, but in real life what Shuichi says is terrible. i mean it basically boils down to a guy in a trailer park saying to his wife "it doesn't matter how many times i hit you, berate you, drug you, insult you, rape you, or cause you to want to die, i love you so you're never leavin bitch!"

i'm just annoyed its shounen-ai, i wanted the full deal, i came for the butt-fuckin, shit, had ma' popcorn and everythang.
i wanted to see if i could handle it
and i wonder who's on top
i mean Yuki seems obvious seme material, but then again the fact that he is such a whiny little bitch at times makes him seem uke-ish
cept i could never imagine Shichi on top, so i guess that makes Yuki pitcher by default enh?

i wonder about these things
and somehow manage to have a girlfriend
i'm magical like that.

-Quote-

Bev: If you ever tell me to "shut the fuck up" i'd take your ass down!

Me: and thats bad, how?

Bev: mmmmmmm, good point

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, November 24, 2006

Back-ness
yep
so here comes another full post
i'm glad so many of you watched the videos and read the story
its really nice of you
must be some sort of Thanksgiving Day miracle
i'll try to pm all of you who liked it
i'll send one pm like "will you please read my story, i'm sending chapter 2, you can delete it if you want, just tell me and i won't send you the rest."
also i'm done with ch.19, i just have to send it over to my lover for the first read, i was going to start on 20 tonight but i'm going through another health crisis, [can run across funiture, put my ankles to my ears, my feet on my chest and my face on the floor but i can't touch my toes, i'm getting better, but i really want to be more flexible] yeah, and being as my physical conditioning is so gappy i want to even it out, get strong, faster, better, all that good shit. its mostly due to bev teasing me, it really doesn't help with the whole "body crisis" thing, she's a girl, she should understand the whole "I'M FAT *whine*" situatiuon, but oh well, its not like it hurts, its just kind of annoying like "i will touch my toes, put my head between my thighs and tell her to shut the fuck up kinda way" i'm just annoyed, i still love her with all my heart, to the point of comic absurdity, like usual, yeah i'm just being pissy, guys have a constant amount of hormones, so i have perpetual PMS.

i realize i am strikingly feminine, i mean i'm a real puss. i take everything personally, i think everything is an offense at me. i love my brother, well, like a brother, but today he really hurt my feelings a lot, i kinda came close to crying. like when he was mocking my weenie dog, i guess he doesn't realize that half the time Penel is my only confidant, i had her before Bev, and i can cuddle with her to feel better during the majority of the day i'm not one the phone with my love. so yeah, it deeply hurt me that he said those things, but i feel like such a whiny little shit saying anything, so i just bear it, then confess it on my little blog. yeah, then me, my mom and him were watching "what not to wear" and the two of them agreed on everything, most of the time a descenting opinion from mine, and it seemed they made no effort to not make me feel really stupid. yeah, then when it was time to watch what i wanted to watch, my bro got ready to go home, and i felt like it was my fault, he told me he was just tired, and that fixed things, but in the mean time [about 45 minutes while he was getting ready, my mom left and the talked in the kitchen while he got ready] i felt alienated and alone. then he left and i called my lover, byut she was busy with dinner, so once again i was alone. my mom stayed up with me, but i was still so heart broken and lonely, later my love called me back and i was so happy [clingy girlfriend, cept i'm a guy] so yeah, i've spend a day sacting like a little girl during that special time, taking offense to everything, being pissy and inwardly hurt. then i spend and hour anfd fifteen minutes with my love, the last twenty me being pissy cuz i'm in bad physical shape. i mean my body is good, but i'm not good at using it sometimes. and i'm still not happy with my chest and ass, my ass seems to be shrinking, but i still hate my chest. i really need to either fix or become comfortable with my body, well at least i know in about 2.5-3 years i'll have my love in person to comfort me, but i guess in the mean time its all pissiness and occassionally acting on my complaints.
i am a girl, i complain i'm fat, so i chow down on cookie dough and ice cream.
oh well, its cute when Bev does it.
i'm glad Bev loves me for who i am, a guy with all the best and worst parts of a girl.
i'm wierd
luckily she loves mre for that.

i'm thankful for my lover
because she brings me hope,
and life.

-Quote-

Me: I hate my ass!

Bev: Damn, you are like a girl... Hot!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

thanks
Once again UFC is not Wrestling
here are the voideos again:

i'd have to say the second is the best, the others are there because Royce Gracy is awesome and i like watching Tito get knocked out.











being as its Thanksgiving i'd like to say i'm thankful for my peoplezez and most of all my lover.

and i'd be very thankful if you read my story, AP. i'm posting the first chhapter below.

Absolute Power
Mission 1
Operation G.T.G.

We see a raven haired boy dressed all in black, running through the streets of Neo-Japan, being pursued through by armed agents firing on him with handguns, him narrowly avoiding the shots.

(Black haired boy): Hi I’m Kit Sune and this is my story…

Profile:

Kit Sune

Age: 17

Height: 5ft 7

Voice: Scott McNeil (Duo, Gundam Wing/Koga, Inuyasha)

Body: Lightly tanned, lean muscle build.

Clothes: A faded black sleeveless T-shirt, over which he wears a black jacket. He has on black jeans and black strap boots up to the bottoms of his shins. He has on black fingerless gloves and a polished black wood sheathed and handled Kodachi mounted on the back of his pants with its handle pointed right.

Face: He has two scars on his left cheek leading diagonally from right below his jaw bone to about 2 inches away from his nose. His hair is cut so his bangs are cut right below his eyes and halfway down his ears on the side the lower layer sticks a little further down. It’s a little longer in the back with the same under hair cut. His bangs are slightly raised and are parted down the middle .He the standard anime nose, his teeth are white. His face looks very scruffy, his eyes eyes: big and violet.

Personality: Kit is pretty layed-back, though he’s had a hard life and has a violent streak if you touch on an old wound. He is a ladies man, having the ability to turn almost any girl near him into a screaming fan girl. He is generally a nice guy and makes friends easily, though he’s very forward and tends to piss a lot of people off too. Kit has just become the new Gundam Fighter for Neo-America after Chibitie stepped down to pursuit a new line of work. He is an extremely skilled pilot (no shit he’s the Gundam Fighter after all)

(Kit :) I was sent here to take back some stolen technology, the Gundam RX-78[G]-KC and send it to my home base. All was going fine until…

Kit: Gundam loaded into shuttle, destination, Neo-America. Launching in 5, 4,3,2,1 launching!! (Into cell phone) Did you get that Sylven?

Sylven: (Treize, Gundam Wing) Roger that, I’ll meet you and the Suit at the rendezvous point.

Domon runs out, katana drawn, seething with anger, with armed agents standing behind him, guns drawn aimed at Kit.

Domon: STOP, THIEF!!

Kit: (like a sneeze, as it will always be) Shit.

A bunch of spot lights focus on Kit, alarms sound, the agents open fire and a bullet blows Kit’s phone to shit.

Domon: (commandingly) Hold your fire men!!!! (To Kit) Where’s the Gundam?!!!!

Kit looks up into the sky for a while, and then looks Domon in the face.

Kit: I’d say it’s exiting Neo-Japan’s atmosphere about now. Tell ya’ what, I’ll fight ya’ for it, I win I leave here with my Gundam and you back off.

Domon: And if I win…

Kit looks at him with a real cocky look on his face.

Kit: If you win you get that little toy back.

Domon: Fine, we’ll settle it that way!

Domon shifts his stance into a battle one, drawing his rusted sword from its sheath.

Kit: (he takes a look at Domon’s sword) You’re gonna’ fight me with that rusted piece of junk?

Domon: (extremely confident) My sword’s rust gives it power, let’s see yours!

Kit draws his Kodachi underhand the puts his left hand on the hilt.

Kit: (sighs) Fine, just say I don’t say I didn’t warn you when you lose your Gundam!

They both run forward, Domon brings his sword down, Kit moves to the side then jumps up and shatters Domon’s blade with an in-to-out heel kick. He lands, having re-sheathed his sword and beats Domon down with a right jab to the gut and a left hay maker to the cheek. He stops for a second then brings his fist back lands a huge punch to Domon’s stomach. Domon falls back then reawakens to see Kit’s Kodachi to his neck.

Kit: (standing over Domon, looking down with a little smile on his face) Looks like I win, which means the Gundam is mine.

Domon: (Growls)…

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Domon is standing outside Rain’s place holding his stuff, Domon is VERY angry, Rain is crying uncontrollably and equally pissed off.

Domon: FINE!!!!!!

Rain: (Tears flying off her face) FINE!!!!!! (Door slams in his face)

Domon starts walking down the street venting, then starts constructing a plan.

Domon: (Thinking while he walks angrily) Bitch! Fine I’ll just hook back up with Allenby: (evil smile) she’s hopelessly in love with me. I’ll just ask her to meet me at some resort colony, make my move and, BANG!! She’ll be putty in my hands (rubs hands together). I’ll take the new Gundam with me; she’ll love it, and me!

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Having risen up, his fists are clenched his veins are popping out, he’s hunched over in the DBZ power up position.

Domon: (growls) errrrrrrrrrrr, errrrrrrrrrrr, errrrrrrrrrrr, KILL HIM!!!!

Kit: Shit.

Gunshots ring out; Kit makes a run for it. He takes off at high speed makin crazy maneuvers jumping up on benches and running across fence tops, bobbing and weaving while the agents trail not far behind firing a barrage of 9mm ammo at him.

Kit: Shit I need to call a ship! (Kit takes out his cell phone, which is shot through the center) Damn!! My phone is worthless! Wait. (Sees a ship up ahead) Wait!! Hold that door!!

He busts out even more speed desperately sprinting for the ships door.

Girl’s voice: Hurry!

Gunshots, Kit cringes. His leg goes limp and he starts to fall forward, but someone grabs his hand and pulls him onto the ship.

Kit: (head down panting) Thanks!

Allenby is standing holding his hand, looking down at him happily.

Allenby: (sparkly bubbly effect) No problem. Hey, why where those guys chasing you anyway?

Kit is star struck he’s captivated by her beauty he can’t take his eyes off her, can’t even speak, he is powerless, and he can only stare; he starts to blush when…

Kit: Damn it. (Cringes again and grasps his left calf as he falls to one knee)

Allenby: Are you alright?!

She pulls up his pant leg and sees a bloody wound in his leg.

Allenby: We better look at that!

Kit tries to get up, but falls back down on one knee quickly.

Kit: I’m fine. (Cringes again)

Allenby: No way, I’m dressing this wound!

She pulls a blue hanky out of her pocket and wraps it around his wound. She stands up and looks him in the face.

Allenby: By the way, the name’s Allenby Beardsly!

She’s gotten taller, about as tall as Kit (naturally or, it’s the friggin’ future, display some imagination!)

Kit: (laughing lightly) I already knew! And man are you an airhead, if I didn’t wouldn’t it be kinda useless to introduce yourself now, after you’ve already been all over me.

Allenby: (Smirks and holds a hand out to him) So you’ve heard of me?

Kit grabs her hand and she helps him up to his feet.

Kit: (Laughs) How could I not know you?! You’re the Gundam Fighter for Neo-Sweden!

Allenby: Well you know me but, on the other hand, who are you and why were those guys chasing you? (They both sit down in a line of chairs on the left side of the ship)

Kit: I’m Kit Sune, the new Fighter for Neo-America.

Allenby: What happened to Chibodee?

Kit: he left to pursuit his two dream jobs, professional boxer, and pimp.

Allenby; And those men? Why are you in Neo-Japan anyway?

Kit: You sure are inquisitive. I’m here to retrieve a piece of stolen technology. A few months ago a spy from Neo-Japan infiltrated my base. She stole the blue prints for my nation’s newest weapon, my Gundam. So I came here to take it back. Those men just got in my way. Since I played along, tell me why you’re here?

Allenby: Domon called me here; he said he had something important to ask me.

Kit: Domon eh, there’s somethin’ wrong with that guy, he’s different some how.

Allenby: Domon’s a little rough around the edges but deep down he’s a sweet guy.

Kit: He’s the one that sic’d those agents on me!

Allenby: (puzzled) That doesn’t sound like Domon. (Normal perky self) Oh well, guess I’ll have to talk to him when I get back home.

Kit: (surprised and a little confused) You trust me enough to question one of your best friends after knowing me for like, five minutes?

Allenby: You seem like a nice guy, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t lie about something like that. It’s not like you’re jealous of how close Domon was to me!

Kit: (thinking) Is she flirting with me? (Starts to blush) Why does that matter!? (Kit sits there not moving lost in thought) I’ve had girls tackle me and have their way with me out of nowhere and I never fazed me, but she helps me out a little and I’m completely worthless! Why is she so different?

Allenby: (jokingly shoves him, speaking in a friendly way) Are ya’?!

Kit comes back to earth with a thud.

Allenby: (Seductively) But who says I wouldn’t like it if you were?!

Kit looks nervous, shy, uneasy, basically everything he usually isn’t.

Allenby: Man, lighten up, don’t ya’ get a joke?

Kit: (regaining composer) Joke, right! So you said we’re goin’ “home”?

Allenby: Yeah, my home Colony, Neo-Sweden. (She kinda looks a little mopey)

Kit: What’s wrong?

Allenby: It’s just that Domon has been acting weird lately. First he leaves me for Rain, which I understood, then he starts flirting with me again, but he doesn’t show up at the romantic meeting place cuz’ he’s tryin’ to kill you.

Kit: Ennh, fuck him, anyone who would leave you hanging is crazier than tryin’ to kill me.

Allenby: (smirking with a cute look on her face) Kit. (He looks over) You’re still holding my hand.

Kit looks down, blushes then quick pulls his hand away.

Allenby: (teasing, in a friendly way) You can put it back if you want, I didn’t mind!

Kit: Shut up. Shit. (Covers mouth)

Allenby: You’re just lucky you’re cute. Crap! (Covers mouth)

The two of them sit there in awkward silence, not saying a word until the ship lands. Allenby goes to help Kit up after they land, she offers her hand and pulls him up, and then he stands without much trouble.

Allenby: What the hell?

Kit: I heal fast.

The two hop down from the ship. Allenby looks at Kit.

Allenby: So where do you want to go?

Kit throws his hands behind his head and starts’ walkin slowly, Allenby follows.

Kit: (eyes looking back, head forward) I figured we could go shopping; I have to pay you back for the stuff I ruined, and for saving my life.

Allenby: (sorta touched) Aww, you don’t have to do that!

Kit stops and turns to face Allenby, she stops and looks uneasy.

Kit: (semi-serious) Allenby, you’ll have to learn somethin about me, I don’t do anything because I have to. I want to do this for you. Now let’s go, just pick out something you really want.

Allenby: But…

Kit: (smiles) No contest, I’m doin’ it and that’s final! You’re too nice to let go without returning the favor. And there’s nothin’ you can do to stop me!

Allenby: (becoming less reluctant and starts to cheer up) Alright, I know a good place (claps hands together once)!

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Kit and Allenby are now in a clothing store. A blonde haired Tom-Boy greets them.

Tom-Boy: Hey, Allenby! Oooh, who’s the hottie? Is he your new boyfriend?

They two of them stop at the counter she’s behind.

Allenby: (laughing nervously) No, Sam, he’s just a friend!

Sam: Oh, does that mean he’s available?

Allenby: Go ahead, take ‘em!

That gets Kit’s attention.

Sam: Oh, I will, you’re all mine!! (Winks)

Kit looks very interested.

Allenby and Kit start walking away.

Sam: (doing the hand sign) Call me!!

Kit: Now let’s get some clothes!

She quick grabs some stuff and goes into the dressing room.

Allenby: Don’t laugh if it’s stupid.

Kit: I’m sure you’ll look good in what ever you pick.

Allenby: What?

Kit: Nothin’. (Under breath) Open mouth insert foot, I’m an idiot!

She walks out in her new outfit. She walks out in a black sleeveless turtle-neck, like Matt from the first season of Digimon, only black. She has on black shiny black pants (of unspecified material) she has on brown gloves, loose around her wrists. She has on black dullish loose boots (also not sure what exactly they’d be made of) she has her stone pulled out, resting on her chest.

Allenby: (showing off her new clothes) So, how do I look?

Kit: (amazed) You look awesome!

Allenby: (kinda embarrassed) Thanks Kit!

Kit: (shifting back and forth on his toes with his hands in his back pockets pockets, looking over his shoulder) Well, let’s get out of here, I’m starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

Allenby: Come on, it can’t be that… (Bursts out laughing)

A ton of girls are hiding behind clothes as cover staring at Kit longingly.

Allenby: You have quite the following!

Kit: Now you see what I go through.

Allenby: Wait ‘till you’re famous!

A Latina saleswoman walks up to them.

Kit: Hey Chico! Why don’t you leave that Punta and get with a real woman?!

Allenby: You bitc…

Wiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!! The sales chick finds the tip of Kit’s sword to her throat.

Kit: (malicious smile) Better watch what you say, I’ve got a little bit of a mean streak!

SalesHo: Fine then, you so stupid! I fuck good and everything!!

Kit: (through his teeth) Okay, let’s try this again.

They walk up to the counter.

Sam: Is that all?

Kit: (reaching into his pocket) Yep. (Puts cash on the counter)

Sam: Cute and rich? You’re so lucky!

Allenby: (embarrassed, head down, blushing lightly) Thanks.

Just then an Agent runs in. he pulls out a gun.

Agent: Kit Sune I’ll…

Sam pulls out a pump action shotgun and blows the guy away, he falls straight through a glass window and into the malls main hallway center.

Kit: (amazed, looking at Sam, the gun and the dead guy) Damn, you’re pretty tough!

Sam: (leans down on the table to look at him) Do you like tough girls?

Kit grabs the bag and starts to walk out.

Kit: I’ll see you later, (looks back and flashes her a look) Little miss tough girl!

Sam: Come back soon cutie! (Blows a two finger kiss) I’ll be waiting!

They walk out of the clothing store into the mall.

Kit: Hey, ya’ wanna go to the Arcade?

Allenby: I love the Arcade!

Kit: Awesome! Ya’ know you’re pretty fun, most of the girls I know just want to do their make up, fix their hair, talk about feelings, watch cheesy movies.

Allenby: (doubtful) Really?

Kit: Actually most of them just want to have really kinky sex! But either way I don’t like those girls the way I do you. You actually have good qualities besides looks and seductive charm. For the first time I’ve felt like I could be friends instead of just lovers.

Kit realizes what he just said.

Kit: (flailing arms, narrowly missing random peoples heads with the shopping bags)) Not that I’m saying we’re lovers or anything I just met you and…

Allenby: (giggling lightly) We’re at the Arcade.

Kit looks really stupid and embarrassed.

Allenby: Chill out, I like you too. (She walks into the arcade then turns to face kit) Now let’s just play video games!

Kit: Hey, wait for me!!

Kit runs off after her. He catches up to her and they walk up to a machine.

Voice: Soul Caliber, 2… thousand!!!

Ding!

Voice: Choose your character! Hiten! Tiki!

The two characters appear in a moon-lit arena.

Voice: He uses his sword to cut down his destiny!

Hiten: (Mitsurugi) I will not deny your challenge!

Tiki: (Taki) Wooooooooooooooooooo!!! Come!

Kit and Allenby begin pounding the buttons and toggling the joy stick. It’s getting close, Hiten impales Tiki and kicks her off his sword.

Tiki: (echoing) WAH!!!

Voice: Knock out! Hiten wins!!

Hiten: Still alive?

Voice: Round 2! Fight!!

They battle on ‘till Tiki does a huge move and takes out Hiten.

Hiten: (echoing) WAH!!!

Voice: Knock out! Tiki wins!! (Tiki poofs away behind some smoke balls)

Voice: Round 3! Fight!!

Down to the wire, both have only a sliver of life left. Hiten goes in with a hard blow, Tiki side steps then finishes him off a string of dagger blows.

Hiten: (echoing) WAH!

Voice: Knock out! Tiki Wins!

Tiki: (condescending laughter) That’s it?

Kit: Damn! You beat me!

Allenby: Yeah, but I’ve never had a fight come so close.

Kit: Rematch!

Allenby: You’re on!

They continue toggling and button smashing away.

A few hours later, they’re playing a racing game, Kit crosses the finish line first.

Allenby: (big yawn covers her mouth) Man I’m beat!

Kit: Alrighty then. I’ll walk you home!

Allenby: You don’t have to.

Kit: I already told you, I do things because I want to.

Allenby: Guess I can’t argue with that!

The two of them walk off together, talking happily.

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Kit and Allenby approach her apartment.

Kit: (starts to walk away) Well see you again sometime! (Allenby grabs his arm) Huh?

Allenby: You didn’t think I’d let you leave so fast.

Kit: (question mark over head) So…

Allenby: I only came here to get my stuff. I’m comin’ with you to America!

Kit goes from puzzled to shocked.

Kit: (shocked and surprised) Wha?!! (Pointing to himself) You’re comin’ with me!!!!?

Allenby: (smiles closes eyes and tilts head) Yep!! That’s the plan!!!

Kit: (sighs, shrugs shoulders) Fine, I ain’t gonna stop ya’!

Kit looks at her and smiles impishly.

Allenby: Yay! This is gonna be so much fun!!

Kit: Yeah. (Thinking) How the hell do I get myself into shit like this!? Well, at least she’s cute. Yeah, I think this’ll work out just fine!

(Anna ni Issho Datta no ni from Gundam SEED)

A small transport ship lands. the two of them walk on and sit down across from each other on the wall mounted seats.

Young grey haired pilot: Kit, who’s the girl?

Kit: Long story dude!


Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star preview music)

Girl: Yo this is Foxxy Sune, yeah Kit’s little sister, WHO DID NOT appear in this chapter! What the hell? I’m not even in the next one, its all about Aveian... Wait who’s that guy he’s really cute!

Foxxy: Absolute Power, next chapter. It’s called More Shameless Character Development! You better get ready!

MERRY THANKS GIVING!!!!!

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Bev: *Whine*

Me: You're so cute when you're whiny.

Bev: [whiny] I'M NOT WHINY! ...i hate you...

Me: You're so cute!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Another last minute rant
UFC IS NOT WRESTLING!!!!!!!

UFC is Ultimate fighting, its full-contact hand-to-hand combat. it is not pre-scripted like pro-wrestling, and it does not resemble homo-erotic foreplay like olympic wrestling. it is more like a street fight than anything else. all of the fighters are martial artists, and the only reason they were gloves is so they don't break their hands.

ufc videos, please watch the first two, especially the second, PLEASE!!!!











those should be some good fights watch the first two for sure please

it is nothing like wrestling, the only wrestling you ever see is from people trained in olympic wrestling like Matt Hughes or Matt Hammill. most of the people either exchange punches and kicks standing up, or try to get them to the ground so they can either elbow them ion the face, or try to break one of their limbs. it is nothing like pro-wrestling, there are no over-blown story arcs [except Tito vs. Shamrock, but all their fights sucked, and they genuinly hate eachother] and on most occassions the fights come down to conditioning over pure strength, that dick-head Tito is reight with his enthasis on cardio [though if any of you watch the videos i put up, didn't really stop Chuck from knocking him the FUCK out!]
so i guess i can't blame you guys for assuming it is wrestling, being as the name can be abbreviated to 3 words, also it involves men, who are sweating, so it is wrestling, just like the NBA, NHL, NFL, MLB, and PGA are wrestling.

but enough of me being moore of a dick head than the perverbial object of my insults, that ass-jockey Tito Ortiz. i had other shit i was going to say.

other shit

now i can't wait to see Chuck beat the shit out of...

okay that was another joke, i do actually have stuff to say, so i will now.

in Lord HotPants' class we had to read the novel "a Stranger is Watching" which was moderatly better than "Alas, Babylon," it was pretty good throughout, except at the end. the ending is too damn happy! the crazy killer guy dies, and everyone else gets out and lives happily ever after, even the kid on death row gets off, which they never really explain how, being as the have no PROOF! oh wait, the hobo dies, so i guess the hobo doesn't live happily ever after. but the damn ending is still too happy, its just like "gundam, encounters in space." see if you barely pass the last mission the crew of the ship sacrifice themselves to save the people they are protecting. but if you ace it the guys beat the enemy easiluy and its all laughter and smiles. its just not that fufilling, its too happy, no drama. but i guess its like they say, the ending suck cuz the writers get sick of the story and just cop out an ending.

and the main criminal has that super-villians disease, they are super geniuses, until the last 5 minutes, where they become clinically retarded. they come up with some overly-ellaborate super-human, perfect plan, with obvious and fatal flaw, and i shall now leave you alone for no apparent reason while i do something over here. its so stupid, i hate stuff like that. that book was so disapointing, it would have been better if they had all died, and then the kid on death row got off, being as they were all guilty for putting him there, or if the killer escaped, but no! it had to be all uber-happy!

and the killer guy was too into his middle name "Rommel" so he uses aliases like "foxy" or "renard" and he wants people to "write about me like Rommel" i was hoping an FBI agent using the name Patton-y would read his works and arrest him, and Foxy could go "how did you ever figure my plan out" and the agent could go "i read your book you son of a bitch!"

plus Foxy is all crazy, sneaks around, and is obessed with a woman named "nina" so yeah, i spent the whole book imagining him as Shou Tucker, which is kinda of funny when they say things like "if i saw him again i don't think i could identify him."

well thats enough of that, i hope tomorrows post is more interesting for you guys!

sorry for wasting your time!

watch the videos and PM me to Read AP, it would really make my day to get some new readers.

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Bev: Tell me about what you think about when you...

Foxxy: HOLD UP!!!!!

Me: Just a sec...

-AP Comments-

TGFB: What is it?

Foxxy: You're telling me that wierdo serial killer has the same name as me!!!!?

TGFB: One less "x" but yeah.

Aveian: His real name is August "Arty" Rommel Taggert.

Kit: Who the hell names their kid "Rommel"?

Sora: Seriously! "well, my son, i think i'll name you after a famous Nazi commander"

Foxxy: And, the guy was TRYING to be like Rommel, the Desert Fox, one of the greatest military minds and planners in history, yet he ties up mass transit when he is flying out of LAGUARDIA!!!!!

Sora: that is kinda smart for a dumb-ass like Foxxy...

Foxxy: I live in the Bronx and i live with Aveian, so i know airports, and i know military commanders.

Sora: we sure know a lot about WWII history for people based in the Gundam Universe, hundreds of years in the future...

TGFB: Stop revealing plot holes...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, November 19, 2006

0wn3d
yeah, today was UFC65, so i spend most of the night watching sweaty men beat the living shit out of eachother.
it was great, cuz the fight i really wanted to see came out how i wanted it to,
Matt Hughes vs. George st. Pierre
and GSP WASTED him!
Matt Hughes, the "most dominate welterweight in history!" and he got beat so completly! see on most occassions Hughes would take a few hits in the first round, then dominate the guy, the fight colminating in Hughes tying the guys arms up in some elaborate manuever then beating them until the ref decides "the fighter cannot intelligently defend himself." like against BG Penn he knelt on one arm, held the other down with one hand, and punched him with the other. but this time GSP just kicked his ass! the whole fight he was moving around, throwing blows, and rocking Hughes. at one point he threw a leg-kick to Hughes' thigh, his shin connected. but his foot nicked the testie satchel [HIGH FIVE!] and when Hughes recovered st. Pierre threw another, which Hughes tried to dodge, and this time he got a foot full on in the nuts. hughes dropped and had this look on his fice like "are you doing this on purpose!?" GSP was all spazzy and apologetic, and at the end of the first round he landed a superman [diving, out-stretched arm] punch, knocked Hughes clean out, and pounded him, but before the ref could stop it, the round ended. so in round two st. Pierre beat his ass even more severly, and one by the "fighter not intelligently defending himself" call. it was soooooooooooo sweet!

but unfortunatly UFC means less B-E-V, which really sucks. i mean i love watching it and bonding with my bro and dad, but in the after and before time i feel so guilty for shunning my lover. she understands, and doesn't seem upset about it, but i'll still be a lot happier when i can watch it with her. of course i look forward to being able to doing anything and everything with her. but i'd really like watching ultimate fighting with her, she is such a tomboy, sdo i know she'll be all happy and excited to watch it too,p and ontop of thast we can cuddle up together while we watch, and be all snuggly and cute. it will be so nice when those days come, it will be a dream come true.
maybe its not good to set your dreams so far in the future, but really its all i have to look forward to in this world, being with my beloved.
i guess i'm just stupid, that i base my life in such things, but we all have to have hope, a motive, a reason to live, i guess maybe mine is bigger and less tangible that others, though in a few years tangability will be a big part of it, just holding my lover to me, holding her and knowing i won't have to let her go for hours, that will be so sweet, i can't wait for those days.

well i hope i makle my lover happy, that i fufill her wishes and when she is with me i make her feel complete and like this was all worth while, cuz i know she does at least that, and so much more for me.

please read, its just a PM away.

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Chuck Liddel teaching you how to throw a punch:

Liddel: imagine you are holding a eweight on a chain, now swing it through someones face.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Wonderful world of JD
yep, and i welcome you to my wonderous pink page with Flonne-chan in the back with hearts all around her. i can't bear to buy Disgaea 2, because Laharl is not the main character! i need Laharl, and you know why? because HE'S THE OVERLORD AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Dood!

yeah, well i'm basically going to have to go two weeks without Gundam SEED Destiny, which will be kinda lame, i needs my Shinn overacting! just like i need my Kira underacting! no wonder they hate eachother, Kira is stoned and shinn seems like he had a bad meth trip. and then we have Cagalli gradually erasing all the respect and liking i had for her, and making me place it in all people LACUS! [Haro, Lacus is awesome now, Haaaaaaaaar-o] it was really awesome where Lacus sees Mir on TV, and she actually gets pissy, like "oh no bitch didn't! you ain't gonna be stealing my style!" i think even Kira was scared. i still want to see Kira and Lacus have sex, or at least do something besides act like diplomatic associates, i mean athrun and Cagalli have had more romance scenes, and they've been apart for 8/9's of the story, Kira really is a sissy, i mean it would even be nice to see them sitting together on the couch watching a novella and crying, SOMETHING!!!!!! and i'm waiting for Shinn, Rei, Luna, Athrun, Yzak, and Dearka have an orgyi was going to leave it at the first 4, but i had to throw those last two in, because they are the best yaoi couple ever, fine, IMPLIED yaoi, i mean i'm psyched to watch Gravi, but if they had a Yzak x Dearka mini-series on Gundam i'd never have to watch that again.

but i'm enjoying Gravitation, partly because i'm told i'm a real life, brown-haired, straight Eri Yuki, and i agree, except that Eri is pretending to be what i am, for me its not a front, its the real thing, i really am that cynical, plus i don't throw up blood or try to push people away, they just choose to leave me on their own. i only wish my eyelashes were as good as Yuki's, damn does that boy have pretty eyes, of course Asaba-sama from kare kano is still the hotest guy ever, because much like me, he may look, act, and seem gay, but he is as straight as they get.

well hopefully i'll be able to mail my package to my love soon, so she can see how much i love her, again.
i just like giving stuff to her, she never asks, but she gets, because i wanna do all i camn to express my love to her.

well i'm going back to writing AP
please
PLEASE PM me and read it
i need readers!

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Bev: I wanna marry you...

Me: i wanna marry you too!

Bev: hmmph, easy for you to say, I'M the one who has to propose!

Me: i love you so much, you're soooooooooooo sweet, thank you lover.

Bev: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwwwwwww, i love you to...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!


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