Sunday, September 10, 2006

Say wha?
As far as i know the dubbing process does not involve editting. now if the show is going to be on TV, espeacially on as a childrens show it will be uneditted. now in some situations that is not true. DBZ for example is pretty editted. i saw the japanese and "uneditted," american version, but then again DBZ is infamous for its terrible dubbing. but as far as i saw in FLCL, Trigun, and Gundam 8th ms team, most anime is not that different subbed or dubbed. i may be wrong, but to me they don't seem that different as far as content goes, the language seems slightly toned down, but that is less and less true. so i guess if you want THE BEST experience as far as content goes i suppose subs work better, but i am annoyed if you look down on me for watching dubs, or diss them in general. and besides, its the studio that subs them [i think] so if they edit dubs, the subs must be editted too, there are always fan-subs, but then you are relying on another, non-professional to translate for you. i don't know, i just want to stop the hate, lets all just watch our anime, in whatever audio format we choose.

well, lets see, nothing really happened today. my dad offered to take me up to wall of fame to get a new Gundam figure. now i figured that there were enough different ones i wanted, they had to have one! unfortunatly, i did not expect the outcome. it appears all 3 of the workers, the dad, son and daughter were all gone, the door closed, lights off, the whole place damn place shut down, apparently they close at 3 on saturdays, lazy-asses! but what-ev i guess i'll try to go tuesday, i really need a pick-me-up. my life is pretty shit-tastic as of late. and no matter how happy my love makes me, to a degree i'm still fucking miserable.

well all today my bro was home, so i didn't watch any of my normal programming because me bro controled the tv, so i had no choice in the matter. but i got to call up and talk to Bev a lot, as soon as i got out of the shower in the morning, pretty soon after i got home, we talked till the phone died, then i believe i called back again, then when i got home. so i at least got to do what i love most. even if school makes me depressed and hate waking up each day, i know at least i'm one day closer to my beloved's side. its a painful combo, depression and love. school has no happiness in it for me anymore, i have no reason to get up anymore, i don't want to get up, go there, it causes me pain. i hate it. i wish someone was there, i wish Dafina still was there, or even better, if Bev lived here, went to my school, i could see her there, we could meet in the halls, share a kiss to help us make it through the day, maybe sit together at lunch, hugging and being all cute, riding home together, or maybe staying after school, alone in the halls or a stairwell, kissing and caressing eachother, making this place of pain a source of happiness on pleasure. but that cannot happen, its not possible, being as we are so far apart. so i suppose such an idealistic fantasy would be ridiculous even if we were living close enough.
so i live every day just for the chance to talk to Bev, its all i look forward to, i liove from phone call to phone call. she is my world, my happiness, my only light in the darkness that is my school life. i remember the old days now, of being happy at the moment, but miserable in memories, possibly things will get better later, that i will enjoy my classes like i did last year, but in all possiblity i could be miserable all year. in school i'm numb, i hate everything, but i feel no pain, its just looking back that hurts. But Bev still makes me so happy, so i still have my main source of happiness. i know i can surive, i have strength in my beloved, so i feel happy, its not the hopelessness i felt before, the surroundings of darkness. now its just the painful world beating me down every day. but i will never break! i have love, the greatest, most precious and priceless gift in the world. i can't live without my beloved Beverly, but i know there is no threat of death, because my baby will forever be at my side.

my life is so fucked up, everything is a mess now. AP may suffer, me and Bev are both really messed up right now, so you guys might have to wait longer for AP chapters. please stand by readers, i'm sorry i have to make you pay for my personal issues, but it seems that is the case. please forgive me.

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i clled Bev at 11 a.m. my time today.

Bev: You're up this early you asshole?

Me: I love you too.

Bev: *whiny* like it when you're lazy... and thanks a lot for making me cry with joy until my eyes dried out and hurt last night!

Me: You're so cute when you cry.

don't feel like putting anything else.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, September 9, 2006

I'm Kevin Pereira BITCH!

i know not if this "dean venture," uses uses the term inter-web, but only Pereira and his AOTS co-stars use it that i hear. so take that senpai! although your mocking did cause me to laugh pretty hard.
i must say that i act a lot like Pereira, i dress like him, i act like him, i often agree with him, and our sense of humor is defnatly the same. the only difference is Kevin is as wimpy as he looks. first off at E3 him and Adam Sessler got into an inflato-sword fight, and the Sess killed him like 3 times, so Kevin threw down his sword and stomped off. also in wiffle bat fight club he couldn't take one blow, and ran like a puss when fights broke out. but i guess i can't blame him, i guess if i was as weak as i looked i'd run away too. best of all good ole Kevy introduced me to the band that perodically tells me of their habit of interjecting over the proper time and place for door-closing. at first i hated Kevin and co. for taking away Unscrewed, being as it was about the same show, but at this point they've gotten as kooky-crazy as their predecessor, so i like it now, though i do wonder how the interviewer from Areana got his own show, and i still love when they show the flash-backs where all the crew yells "AREANA!!!!!!!!!"

but i digress, i'm wasting time, and space. i plan on writing a lot, so listen up all you peoplezez!

okay, first off, Captain daisy dikes dr. Gaylord is not a good/fun/compitent/sane/coherent teacher/man/homo-sapien/life-form in any way! he ruins stories, says confusing things like giving an example of sarcasm where the speaker is speaking literally, or at least the tone he uses is literal. he is a horrible teacher, even the other teachers make fun of him! good God he wears colors that would make Carson Crestly's eyes explode! Elton John would call him flamboyant! his shorts are shorter than a Hooters girl's! the man is a threat to himself and others. i want him to go away! most of all he's always way to close, i sit near the front, and i'm to close to those orange umpa lumpa legs in his shorty-short-short shorts. i really would dread hat class if i Stacy was there so i could mock Gaylord all hour and thus escape the horrible mental danage he seems to be attempting to cause me.

at least all i have are crotch and thigh tight demi-emo pants [they get baggy near my shins] but no one has to stare at my leg flesh all day, and i think if givren the choice they'd rather see my lily white ass then his orange legs with purplish brown liver spots!

next, i'm kinda pissed over all the people who are all "i hate anime dubs!" it really annoys me. cuz i get people who say things like "i USED to watch dubs years ago, and back then i deserved to be called a n00b!" so apparently its like a mile-stone. well i ran the race backwards, cuz at first i wanted to be the el337ist [puns are fun!] asshole and watch everything in japanese with subs, then i just said "fuck it, i'm sick of this." i like the english voice acting, and i don't care what anyone else says, i think its good enough. yes, the japanese VAs use a lot more enthusiasm, but i like too many english guys, Scott McNeil, David Kaye, Larissa Wolcott, Matt Hill, Sandy Fox, Crispin Freeman!!!!!!!!! i love those voices, and i'd rather hear them than the moderatly better japanese ones. and for all intents and purposes i don't give a flying fuck if you would rather have subs, just don't demean me for my choice, there are plenty of people who legitimatly like the subbed versions better, but the elil337ists annoy me, the people that get pissed that chi says "underpants," instead of "panties," when by there own admittence the japanese word she uses is omnisexual, underwear, no female exclusive, panties. [though if there was a way i could get away with it, and if Bev would like it...] but i digress further, i see these people like my bro who just want something to make them higher than others, they choose the one that makes them seem better, and undermine those who don't believe the same as them, i don't want to pick on subbers, i just want to say that watching dubs doesn't make me a n00b, cuz i've been watching sailor moon, gundam wing, dbz, and pokemon since they first came out, so sorry if i wasn't an importer when i was 7, but as far as my age will allow me i'm a vet.

also, the damn cell broke down wed, i got a new version today that works, but i had to go 2 days without hearing the voice of my beloved. and worst of all i couldn't get a hold of her for a while wed cuz my home phone won't call vegas for some reason, so i was so scared, crying, knowing i wouldn't be able to sleep. luckily my lover came online and i broke the news, so she wouldn't be worried. it made me so happy to know she'd be okay, and i feel asleep with a warm heart.
unfortunatly no talkie on the phone today, so no Bev editting, plus FF.net won't let me update and post AP 17, so the ole linky-link my go bye bye. yeah, tomorrow maybe?

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in my new emo pants, to my dad.

Me: *sarcastic enthusiasm* I look like Kevin Pereira!

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out,
Senshi doesn't have to, he just steals Chuck's, its called stratedgy.

-AP Comments-

Kit: So i'm more like you or Pereira?

Me: You're the perfect man to me, so you're the best of both.

Kit: I will never wear real emo pants, i like my reproductive organs.

Me: Me too.

Foxxy: But they're sexy!

Kit: They hurt!

Draka: like bras don't?!

Kit: Bras help your boobs, these kill are sperm, they no-helpy!

Draka: You're lucky i love sex, or i'd be done with men... fuck that i love men! i'd love to be rolling in naked ones, ctually, i have the power: that can be arranged... *runs off*

Kit: Women are scary...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, September 8, 2006

Magical spaz person JD-osity!
the reference is so vague, poorly done and obscure that i'm sure everyone will get it, because the inter-web seems to cause a logic vortex from which nothing makes sense.

well this post may be pretty schooly but hell, i make everything so wierd, so it will still probably be interesting. well i'll start off in mythology. see we had to draw a family tree of the characters in the Greek world creation myth. when it came to drawing a picture to represent the Furies, and i, at first occurence decided that they seemed like scary haunting ghosts, i drew a pac-man-esque ghost, complete with cute bug eyes. i thought maybe i should have made him angry looking, but i was too lazy, plus i liked thinking of these scary Furies looking like Rock-Lee with a bed sheet on. also, i drew an adorable anime style Cyclops head, complete with eye twinkles, cute little blush lines and a happy :D style face and smile, he looked so cute! i love being a spaz like me. then we have Lezak, my Poli-sci teacher. Lezak used to teach at my middle school [that's a whole new rant, i'll bring it up later if you remind me] he was also a lunch room attendent, and he always had on these sweat pants, and skin tight T's to show off the upper body he obviously worked hard to get [i feel like Ryoumo needs to come up behind him and due the wierd handcuff arm breaker move, while apparently having a near, if not full climax from torturing him] well now he is my teacher, and he's pretty awesome, he spends most of class talking about his personal life. like how he's going to a Mariah Carey concert saturday to make his girlfriend happy, all the other guys made fun of him and busted his balls, i went "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thats so sweet. thats really romantic!" Sure i got a lot of dirty looks from they guys, and i have no idea what the lady-folk thought, but i sure loved saying it! lezak says he's just doing it cuz its too mmuch work to fight it, and says he might just fake a fight to get out of it. he says he often does it so he can go to the bar and drink/gamble. Lezak also brought up he had a friend who is an anesthesiologist, who is often hopped up on jack daniels and ecatacy, now he's dried up and just smokes a whole lot.
Then we have Gaylord... i'm sick of his hot-pants! they're shorter than my boxers! hell, girls at my school can't wear pants that short! why is captain underwear there teaching my class. and he is out of his fucking mind! he describes saracasm as sitting down and complaining that your day literally sucks! maybe i'm wrong, but that kinda goes against any concept of sarcasm i ever had. i never knew you could say something that was sarcastic and literal at the same time. at least Stacy is in my class, so i just crack jokes to her all hour.

well, i gotta post again at 12 so i'll leave this one short, just please, try to visit me tomorrow [sat] if you can. its equivilent exchange.

Due to circumstances to be explained later, Absolute Power 18 has not been editted, tune in to this site tomorrow for the full story.

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Me: Can a gay guy who's the "catcher," get a yeast infection?

Kitty: Men can't get yeast infections! they don't have yeast!

Me: no yeasty butt?

Stacy: What?

Me: i know, sounds like a pirate name "fear Yeasty Butt, terror of the high seas!"

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves,
Senshi only needs two, because no one dares oppose him.

-AP Comment-

Kit: We're all saving comments for the real post.

Me: Agreed.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Emo pants make my balls itch.
sadly, that is what you get when i decide to make the title match the content. i'll get to that bit of fun later, but there is much to talk about.

first off i went back to schooltuesday, so that means no more daily updates, saves time i guess for you guys, plus i sure to get a lot more comments. but i must say that if i could update daily i would. well first off i lost my schedule, so i had to BUY, a new one. yeah all of a sudden you gotta pay for stuff like that, its uber-lame! speaking of that i got German I, i like that my teacher understands that only spazzes take German, so she expects silliness. i like today we go put in groups of four, and each member got a job and title, this scary chick is the "stuff king," i'm a bouncer, small little dude got cheerleader, but what was awesome was my friend RJ, who is all tough and punkish, got the title of "Question Fairy." yeah, i didn't give him a break with that one, even after he goes "i'll be Cosmo, dye my hair green..." i go "yeah, Cosmo, that's not a gay name, from now on you are Appletini!" i told this to Kitty and Stacy at lunch, unfortunatly i forgot RJ has my lunch and sat by me. he laughs that i'm a bouncer, he calls me a "cream-puff." i feel like going all Kannei on him and sticking my tongue out and belting out a "RJ Wilcox, I'LL KILL YOU!" but in jokes are only fun when another person gets them. we have to pick German names, i took Julian, or Yule-y-on as its pronounced. great, i'm basing my name off a CLAMP character that may or may not have the same name. [i hate WB] other than that i have Sci-fi, Myths, Algebra II/Trig, Poli-sci, and major american auhors.

i'm sick of school, last year i liked it cuz my old crush was there, and i was hoping to create a lasting friendship, but so far Dafina hasn't contacted me once, and she graduated last year, so i'll never see her there again, so really i don't have a drive to show up, i have two classes i always wanted, but both the teachers kinda suck. my myths teacher prnounces things the "correct," way, like gay-ah, not guy-ah, so it kinda gets annoying, but i liked that the first two things in greek mythology are Gaia and Chaos, so i think thinking "were is Abyss?" but i digress, the class so far seems-lamish, maybe it will get better. then sci-fi gets the laughing-stock of our school, even the teachers mock him, Dr. Gaylord. first off the guy wears bright polo shirts, like a golfer, he's oranger than George Hamilton, and wears daisy dukes, TO CLASS! okay, so the 18 year old with those long tanned, shaved, silky-smooth legs, she can't show them, but the orange, wrinkly, saggy old man can display his, to the whole class, as Sora would say, LAME! though Stacy does sit next to me in that class, so we crack jokes all hour, it's nice to be there with a good friend, its not the same as the old days with Dafina, i wouldn't come to school for her or Kitty, but i know i gotta go, so there's really no point in getting all pissy. but Gaylord? he even ruined the story he had us read today, "the lottery." sorry if i spoil it, but i'm bout to in my bitching, but i'll warn you first. see its about this village were they run a lottery to see who gets stoned to death each year, they talk about how they are gathering stones in the beginning, but Gaylord talked about it and ruined it. then he said this is a lottery that you don't want to win, and that it is inspired by a raffle the nazi's held for jew in WWII. so yeah, he completly ruined it, so nice of him.

but now for the title subject, my new emo pants. they're all krinkly and bleached, with tiger stripes, so i thought the were loose skater pants, but i slid them on, and felt that i was essentally wearing a ball bra. best off all they are two long for me, though the legs are tight, and i have long legs, what kind of giant crotchless man are these pants for!? Kitty and Stacy said they weren't real emo pants, but i think they definatly complemented my shape and man parts, but i guess its good enough for them. i'm sure Bev would love them! but anyway, i'm not used to this kinda tightness, and they didn't really compliment my boxers well, they kinda got pushed up, and i kept Dennis Rodman-ing, which isn't very comfortable, and i had to re-adjust a lot. but i still got a lot looks from the female-folk, i was going to wear one of my tighter emo-er shirts, but they were all dirty, so i wore a new one, which was like a biker-emo thing, but a baggy shirt like i like. so i guess its still my own style, which i fine cuz if i dressed all emo with good, not--gelled hair, no eye-liner or scars i'd look funny, so i'm glad i look original.

i really wish Bev was here, this would be a great time to have her, i'm so uneasy with school coming back, two hard classes, i just really wish i could come home two her waiting embrace and kiss, while ending and beginning each day in her arms, to fall asleep looking into her eyes, and waking up to her kiss. such dreams are a long time off, but i know dreams eventually come true.

at least i get to talk to her each night, and i fall asleep with my heart singing, so i'm happy enough.

Absolute Power 18 is done, and in post production. hopefully my beloved will finish soon.

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*phone rings, at midnight*

me: *sleepily* Baby...?

Bev: Hi baby, i just called to say goodnight.

me: Thats really sweet, thanks!

Bev: i gotta go, goodnight.

Me: goodnight my love!

*hangs up, both go to sleep*

-Senshi jokes-

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time,
unfortunatly he kicks no ass what so ever compared to Senshi, so the whole plan fell through when Senshi denied the contract.

-AP Comments-

Kit: you may be well built, but i'm still bigger than you!

Me: oh well, my lover is hotter.

Kit: Fuck you!

Me: ... Too easy.

Foxxy: Even i saw that coming, you're pretty stupid bro.

Kit: But i could still kill you all in a fight... wait, you're the only two i can't... damn.

Me: havin a bad day?

Kit: I guess!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, September 4, 2006

Stuff N Things.
So everyone is offcially sick of me talking about Ikki Tousen, being as nobody watches it, well a few people did, but they don't feel like it as much as me, or at least not enough to be like "Yeah, i loved *blank*! they were so cool!" or any other sort of commentary, basically everyone was just like "STFU n00b!" so i way as well do such.

well, nothing has really happened lately, i have no good video games to play, and all my money is frozen until my mom takes her damned vacation, being as i vowed to myself i would, and i'm a man of my word. i used to want to buy more of the Gundam action figure series i like so much, but being as i'm so far behind in the series, i figure i'll pick up the Gundam SEED Destiny DVDs i'm behind on. but i realized it doesn't matter either way if i'm the first or last to get the dubbed version, because everyone who cares already saw the subbed versions, so really beside other people who like dubs, or just people who don't give a flying fuck are at the point i'm at, if i'm THE FIRST to get the dub. its kind of depressing, but oh well, its not like i ever expected to be a leader...
hell, most of the people i come across on here wouldn't watch dubs if they were paid to, so i guess i'm even more SOL.
so i suppose i just have to resign myself to being the first person to see a version of something that everyone has already seen, and in a version nobody likes.

well, me and bev are as cute as always, she even agreed she'd watch Gundam SEED with me, since i told her the characters and story are so good. but most of all she'd watch anything with me. so i'll just cuddle up with her on the loveseat [1, cuz i love her and i want to hold her, 2. to lure her into a comfortable situation, 3. i'm holding her so she can't get away. -^_^-] but she goes "i sure hope it isn't sad..." poor baby, i know i'll hold her tight and comfort her, its just awesome to have a lover who will watch Gundam with me. at fist she said she would pay attention to the mechs, but i got all cute a puppy-whiny on her, so she said she would. i'm so cute, she can't resist me. but i'm so happy she will do things with me like that, that the fact i like it, and that i'll be there is enough, and that she'll pay attention, so she can talk about it with me, its really touching how sweet she is to me. i'm so lucky to have my beloved as mine. we haven't been able to talk a lot lately, but each minute we spend with eachother is worth so much that i wouldn't trade it for the world. we are so deeply connected now, its amazing to me each day how great we are together. i'm glad my dad got the unlimited long distance thing, more time with my beloved. i may not have DVDs, or Gundams, or new clothes, or any of the other random shit i thought i would have, but i have beverly Galindo, and she is not available anywhere, cuz i got the only one, and all it cost was me in teturn, the best investment i ever made.

but its still about a year before i get to see her [hopefully less] in the mean time i'm perfectly happy with the time we share together on the phone, and i will eventually be able to have my pointless crap again. but i'm also trying to beat the bonus dungeons in Star Ocean: TTEOT, being as i have no new good games. i really wish me beloved was here, cuz right now would be the perfect time, i'm operationally broke, i have nothing to play, nothing to do, i'm bored, all i have is free time, plus i'm going back to school, so i have a bunch of new clothes, and i'm unhappy, so i really wish i had her arms to come home to, so i could just lay in bed with her all day after i get home, and just stroke her hair, and we can talk about our days, and cuddle for a while. it would be nice to have someone who i can have fun with, no matter what we're doing. plus, it'd be nice to be her boy-toy, and be played with for once. oh well, one day me my i'll get what i want , i know it, so for now i guess i'll have to keep wishing, hoping, and dreaming, and when my dreams do come true, i'll grap her and hold her tight, so she, my dream come true, can never get away.

Absolute Power 18 is done, and in post production.

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more fun with my friend and me, talking about love.

Kari: how tall are you??
Me: 5'9"-ish
Kari: awesome. im like 2 inches shorter
Me: yeah, me and Bev are the same height
Kari: thats cool
Me: yeah, i think its so cute!
Kari: chris is like a head taller than me and he loves it when we hug cause he can rest his head on mine
Me: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Kari: yep!!
Me: i'm glad she's the same height as me so she can stare me in the eyes, and leave me hypnotized, while me stand heart-to-heart
Me: we
Kari: awww!!! how cute!!
Me: i know!

-Senshi jokes-

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever,
Senshi has never had to pay for anything, because he looks deadly WITHOUT posing...

-AP Commenting-

Kit: so you're going to do a new Turn Based with Duo Maxwell?

Me: Yep.

Foxxy: *excited* who are the guests going to be!?

Me: Housen Ryofu, Dearka Elsemen, Albel Nox, Kannei Kouha, and Saji Genpou.

Kit: *dead stare* Ikki Tousen much?

Me: they need work!

Draco: You need a life.

Me: possibly.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, September 2, 2006

Wheel of Morality...
..turn, turn, turn: show us the lesson that we should learn!
and today's moral is:
If you say everyone hates you all your friends will stick up for you, but if you act up and be too stupid, everyone will mock your ass.

so yeah, i'm cool now. all you guys are back to normal, so i'm happy. its good to know i have such great friends on here, all you guys make me laugh, you bust my balls, compliment me, try to understand me [IMPOSSIBLE! AHAHAHAHA!] or jusy envy me. then i have the fangirls. its good Setosgrl stopped by, she might have actually got the "Toutaku needs all those bandaids because he goes against his name," joke. personally i like making in-jokes, it just nice it SOMEONE gets them, i guess that would be the fatal flaw inherent to in-jokes, enh?

but yeah, i am obsessed with Ikki Tousen, i did like Yensid's comment, and i must agree, a good story is nice to go with good characters. but hell, you gotta respect something which senpai called "softcore porn." God, all the Otaku AARP were picking on me yesterday! but hell, its what i come for! now that i think about it Ikki does count as SCP, thanks a lot Toutaku and Kaku...
Seriously, Toutaku is the laziest rapist i ever saw! he "owns," the girls [he'd kill them if they disobeyed him, and he kills in painful ways] and he especially likes Kaku, he usually is laying around, and just commands Kaku to underess, then sits up, and plays with her. lazy bastard! at least Kaji-sama stands up when he crosses second base! Poor Kaku, i mean really, life long slave is one thing, put hand-job slave to the Naraku-wannabe Loveless Reject? THATS JUST TERRIBLE! And why does Toutaku wear all those bandages, Senpai you said you watched it, do you know?
well anyway, i'm still wishing there was more Housen Ryofu art out there, i really did like her, its just unfortunate she got stuck in such a hated anime, with a fatal disease, and her lover being raped and tortured to death, and her other lover manipulating her into killing herself, which failed to kill Loveless-Reject Boy. i want to see Ryofu in a better anime, i think she does the whole Gentle Fist energy style better than Neji ever could. i loved that she fights using all energy attacks, i think Saji does too. i also think Ryofu was THE strongest on there, she beat Hakufu in crazy-killer-evil-dragon-bitch mode, she beat Saji, she beat Ryoumo, and being as she was fated to beat Toutaku, who could easily beat all of them [even Saji *sob*] that'd make her the best! but i gotta applaud the Saji x Ryofu pairing, so i will write a love message, like people do about their favorite anime couple all the time:

Baby,
Lets be together like Genpou Saji and Housen Ryofu,
You satisfy my insane sexual desire, and learn to please me just the way i want,
and i'll cheat on you by groping and fingering every girl i can

...

You pretend to kill me, then hide me and nurse me back to health, risking the life of yourself and your lesbian lover/personal assistant,
and i'll use you to kill my enmies eventually at the cost of both your lives

...

i'll cheat on you with an eye-patch wearing dominatrix
and you beat the shit out of her twice, both times playing with her in more ways than one

...

lets be together forever like Genpou Saji and Housen Ryofu,
well forever beiing until i get you to kill yourself, and i attempt, and promptly fail, to take over the world.

Saji and Ryofu are so cute!

i also must say that i'd love to debate people about the things they dislike, but sometimes the arguements get personal, and that hurts. but i also enjoy having the balls to enflame the anger of a community, and believe me, if this was a podcast, or spread out to more people, i sure as hell would. also, i intend to kill the Czars of decency as senpai put it, and i shall be the Tyrant of Decency! or lack there of!

and Bev loves when i call her dumb, she thinks its cute that i feel comfortable enough to tease her, that is shows that i really do trust her. we mock eachother all the time, its the way we show our love, and she thinks she's dumb too, so its all good! and i think its cute to lick or kiss your lover's wound! its really intiment and passionate, plus saliva does kill bacteria, so you clean the wound, you gotta admit its romantic!

i had very little Bev time tonight, i'm sad! but i'll get more time tomorrow.

Absolute Power 18 is almost ready for proof reading, i should be done by monday!

-Quote-

"My Balls, and the future of Humanity... WHAT THE HELL DO THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON!?"

-Bando
[Elfen Lied]

i love that quote!

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear,
his that Senshi will standing insegury him into the deep frier.

-AP Comments-

Kit: ENOUGH IKKI TOUSEN! No one cares!

Me: who's in the magazine?

Kit: *nervous* What magazine.

Me: The Playboy you were "reading?"

Kit: No o...

Aveian: Housen Ryofu...

Draco: With Chikyuu, being so nice as to manually clean Ryofu's baby hangar orally...

Kit: Wai...

Sora: While Kaji watched!

Kit: i'm screwed!

Me: Can i see it?

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Absolute Power ch.1
Absolute Power
Mission 1
Operation G.T.G.

We see a raven haired boy dressed all in black, running through the streets of Neo-Japan, being pursued through by armed agents firing on him with handguns, him narrowly avoiding the shots.

(Black haired boy): Hi I’m Kit Sune and this is my story…

Profile:

Kit Sune

Age: 17

Height: 5ft 7

Voice: Scott McNeil (Duo, Gundam Wing/Koga, Inuyasha)

Body: Lightly tanned, lean muscle build.

Clothes: A faded black sleeveless T-shirt, over which he wears a black jacket. He has on black jeans and black strap boots up to the bottoms of his shins. He has on black fingerless gloves and a polished black wood sheathed and handled Kodachi mounted on the back of his pants with its handle pointed right.

Face: He has two scars on his left cheek leading diagonally from right below his jaw bone to about 2 inches away from his nose. His hair is cut so his bangs are cut right below his eyes and halfway down his ears on the side the lower layer sticks a little further down. It’s a little longer in the back with the same under hair cut. His bangs are slightly raised and are parted down the middle .He the standard anime nose, his teeth are white. His face looks very scruffy, his eyes eyes: big and violet.

Personality: Kit is pretty layed-back, though he’s had a hard life and has a violent streak if you touch on an old wound. He is a ladies man, having the ability to turn almost any girl near him into a screaming fan girl. He is generally a nice guy and makes friends easily, though he’s very forward and tends to piss a lot of people off too. Kit has just become the new Gundam Fighter for Neo-America after Chibitie stepped down to pursuit a new line of work. He is an extremely skilled pilot (no shit he’s the Gundam Fighter after all)

(Kit :) I was sent here to take back some stolen technology, the Gundam RX-78[G]-KC and send it to my home base. All was going fine until…

Kit: Gundam loaded into shuttle, destination, Neo-America. Launching in 5, 4,3,2,1 launching!! (Into cell phone) Did you get that Sylven?

Sylven: (Treize, Gundam Wing) Roger that, I’ll meet you and the Suit at the rendezvous point.

Domon runs out, katana drawn, seething with anger, with armed agents standing behind him, guns drawn aimed at Kit.

Domon: STOP, THIEF!!

Kit: (like a sneeze, as it will always be) Shit.

A bunch of spot lights focus on Kit, alarms sound, the agents open fire and a bullet blows Kit’s phone to shit.

Domon: (commandingly) Hold your fire men!!!! (To Kit) Where’s the Gundam?!!!!

Kit looks up into the sky for a while, and then looks Domon in the face.

Kit: I’d say it’s exiting Neo-Japan’s atmosphere about now. Tell ya’ what, I’ll fight ya’ for it, I win I leave here with my Gundam and you back off.

Domon: And if I win…

Kit looks at him with a real cocky look on his face.

Kit: If you win you get that little toy back.

Domon: Fine, we’ll settle it that way!

Domon shifts his stance into a battle one, drawing his rusted sword from its sheath.

Kit: (he takes a look at Domon’s sword) You’re gonna’ fight me with that rusted piece of junk?

Domon: (extremely confident) My sword’s rust gives it power, let’s see yours!

Kit draws his Kodachi underhand the puts his left hand on the hilt.

Kit: (sighs) Fine, just say I don’t say I didn’t warn you when you lose your Gundam!

They both run forward, Domon brings his sword down, Kit moves to the side then jumps up and shatters Domon’s blade with an in-to-out heel kick. He lands, having re-sheathed his sword and beats Domon down with a right jab to the gut and a left hay maker to the cheek. He stops for a second then brings his fist back lands a huge punch to Domon’s stomach. Domon falls back then reawakens to see Kit’s Kodachi to his neck.

Kit: (standing over Domon, looking down with a little smile on his face) Looks like I win, which means the Gundam is mine.

Domon: (Growls)…

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Domon is standing outside Rain’s place holding his stuff, Domon is VERY angry, Rain is crying uncontrollably and equally pissed off.

Domon: FINE!!!!!!

Rain: (Tears flying off her face) FINE!!!!!! (Door slams in his face)

Domon starts walking down the street venting, then starts constructing a plan.

Domon: (Thinking while he walks angrily) Bitch! Fine I’ll just hook back up with Allenby: (evil smile) she’s hopelessly in love with me. I’ll just ask her to meet me at some resort colony, make my move and, BANG!! She’ll be putty in my hands (rubs hands together). I’ll take the new Gundam with me; she’ll love it, and me!

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Having risen up, his fists are clenched his veins are popping out, he’s hunched over in the DBZ power up position.

Domon: (growls) errrrrrrrrrrr, errrrrrrrrrrr, errrrrrrrrrrr, KILL HIM!!!!

Kit: Shit.

Gunshots ring out; Kit makes a run for it. He takes off at high speed makin crazy maneuvers jumping up on benches and running across fence tops, bobbing and weaving while the agents trail not far behind firing a barrage of 9mm ammo at him.

Kit: Shit I need to call a ship! (Kit takes out his cell phone, which is shot through the center) Damn!! My phone is worthless! Wait. (Sees a ship up ahead) Wait!! Hold that door!!

He busts out even more speed desperately sprinting for the ships door.

Girl’s voice: Hurry!

Gunshots, Kit cringes. His leg goes limp and he starts to fall forward, but someone grabs his hand and pulls him onto the ship.

Kit: (head down panting) Thanks!

Allenby is standing holding his hand, looking down at him happily.

Allenby: (sparkly bubbly effect) No problem. Hey, why where those guys chasing you anyway?

Kit is star struck he’s captivated by her beauty he can’t take his eyes off her, can’t even speak, he is powerless, and he can only stare; he starts to blush when…

Kit: Damn it. (Cringes again and grasps his left calf as he falls to one knee)

Allenby: Are you alright?!

She pulls up his pant leg and sees a bloody wound in his leg.

Allenby: We better look at that!

Kit tries to get up, but falls back down on one knee quickly.

Kit: I’m fine. (Cringes again)

Allenby: No way, I’m dressing this wound!

She pulls a blue hanky out of her pocket and wraps it around his wound. She stands up and looks him in the face.

Allenby: By the way, the name’s Allenby Beardsly!

She’s gotten taller, about as tall as Kit (naturally or, it’s the friggin’ future, display some imagination!)

Kit: (laughing lightly) I already knew! And man are you an airhead, if I didn’t wouldn’t it be kinda useless to introduce yourself now, after you’ve already been all over me.

Allenby: (Smirks and holds a hand out to him) So you’ve heard of me?

Kit grabs her hand and she helps him up to his feet.

Kit: (Laughs) How could I not know you?! You’re the Gundam Fighter for Neo-Sweden!

Allenby: Well you know me but, on the other hand, who are you and why were those guys chasing you? (They both sit down in a line of chairs on the left side of the ship)

Kit: I’m Kit Sune, the new Fighter for Neo-America.

Allenby: What happened to Chibodee?

Kit: he left to pursuit his two dream jobs, professional boxer, and pimp.

Allenby; And those men? Why are you in Neo-Japan anyway?

Kit: You sure are inquisitive. I’m here to retrieve a piece of stolen technology. A few months ago a spy from Neo-Japan infiltrated my base. She stole the blue prints for my nation’s newest weapon, my Gundam. So I came here to take it back. Those men just got in my way. Since I played along, tell me why you’re here?

Allenby: Domon called me here; he said he had something important to ask me.

Kit: Domon eh, there’s somethin’ wrong with that guy, he’s different some how.

Allenby: Domon’s a little rough around the edges but deep down he’s a sweet guy.

Kit: He’s the one that sic’d those agents on me!

Allenby: (puzzled) That doesn’t sound like Domon. (Normal perky self) Oh well, guess I’ll have to talk to him when I get back home.

Kit: (surprised and a little confused) You trust me enough to question one of your best friends after knowing me for like, five minutes?

Allenby: You seem like a nice guy, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t lie about something like that. It’s not like you’re jealous of how close Domon was to me!

Kit: (thinking) Is she flirting with me? (Starts to blush) Why does that matter!? (Kit sits there not moving lost in thought) I’ve had girls tackle me and have their way with me out of nowhere and I never fazed me, but she helps me out a little and I’m completely worthless! Why is she so different?

Allenby: (jokingly shoves him, speaking in a friendly way) Are ya’?!

Kit comes back to earth with a thud.

Allenby: (Seductively) But who says I wouldn’t like it if you were?!

Kit looks nervous, shy, uneasy, basically everything he usually isn’t.

Allenby: Man, lighten up, don’t ya’ get a joke?

Kit: (regaining composer) Joke, right! So you said we’re goin’ “home”?

Allenby: Yeah, my home Colony, Neo-Sweden. (She kinda looks a little mopey)

Kit: What’s wrong?

Allenby: It’s just that Domon has been acting weird lately. First he leaves me for Rain, which I understood, then he starts flirting with me again, but he doesn’t show up at the romantic meeting place cuz’ he’s tryin’ to kill you.

Kit: Ennh, fuck him, anyone who would leave you hanging is crazier than tryin’ to kill me.

Allenby: (smirking with a cute look on her face) Kit. (He looks over) You’re still holding my hand.

Kit looks down, blushes then quick pulls his hand away.

Allenby: (teasing, in a friendly way) You can put it back if you want, I didn’t mind!

Kit: Shut up. Shit. (Covers mouth)

Allenby: You’re just lucky you’re cute. Crap! (Covers mouth)

The two of them sit there in awkward silence, not saying a word until the ship lands. Allenby goes to help Kit up after they land, she offers her hand and pulls him up, and then he stands without much trouble.

Allenby: What the hell?

Kit: I heal fast.

The two hop down from the ship. Allenby looks at Kit.

Allenby: So where do you want to go?

Kit throws his hands behind his head and starts’ walkin slowly, Allenby follows.

Kit: (eyes looking back, head forward) I figured we could go shopping; I have to pay you back for the stuff I ruined, and for saving my life.

Allenby: (sorta touched) Aww, you don’t have to do that!

Kit stops and turns to face Allenby, she stops and looks uneasy.

Kit: (semi-serious) Allenby, you’ll have to learn somethin about me, I don’t do anything because I have to. I want to do this for you. Now let’s go, just pick out something you really want.

Allenby: But…

Kit: (smiles) No contest, I’m doin’ it and that’s final! You’re too nice to let go without returning the favor. And there’s nothin’ you can do to stop me!

Allenby: (becoming less reluctant and starts to cheer up) Alright, I know a good place (claps hands together once)!

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Kit and Allenby are now in a clothing store. A blonde haired Tom-Boy greets them.

Tom-Boy: Hey, Allenby! Oooh, who’s the hottie? Is he your new boyfriend?

They two of them stop at the counter she’s behind.

Allenby: (laughing nervously) No, Sam, he’s just a friend!

Sam: Oh, does that mean he’s available?

Allenby: Go ahead, take ‘em!

That gets Kit’s attention.

Sam: Oh, I will, you’re all mine!! (Winks)

Kit looks very interested.

Allenby and Kit start walking away.

Sam: (doing the hand sign) Call me!!

Kit: Now let’s get some clothes!

She quick grabs some stuff and goes into the dressing room.

Allenby: Don’t laugh if it’s stupid.

Kit: I’m sure you’ll look good in what ever you pick.

Allenby: What?

Kit: Nothin’. (Under breath) Open mouth insert foot, I’m an idiot!

She walks out in her new outfit. She walks out in a black sleeveless turtle-neck, like Matt from the first season of Digimon, only black. She has on black shiny black pants (of unspecified material) she has on brown gloves, loose around her wrists. She has on black dullish loose boots (also not sure what exactly they’d be made of) she has her stone pulled out, resting on her chest.

Allenby: (showing off her new clothes) So, how do I look?

Kit: (amazed) You look awesome!

Allenby: (kinda embarrassed) Thanks Kit!

Kit: (shifting back and forth on his toes with his hands in his back pockets pockets, looking over his shoulder) Well, let’s get out of here, I’m starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

Allenby: Come on, it can’t be that… (Bursts out laughing)

A ton of girls are hiding behind clothes as cover staring at Kit longingly.

Allenby: You have quite the following!

Kit: Now you see what I go through.

Allenby: Wait ‘till you’re famous!

A Latina saleswoman walks up to them.

Kit: Hey Chico! Why don’t you leave that Punta and get with a real woman?!

Allenby: You bitc…

Wiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!! The sales chick finds the tip of Kit’s sword to her throat.

Kit: (malicious smile) Better watch what you say, I’ve got a little bit of a mean streak!

SalesHo: Fine then, you so stupid! I fuck good and everything!!

Kit: (through his teeth) Okay, let’s try this again.

They walk up to the counter.

Sam: Is that all?

Kit: (reaching into his pocket) Yep. (Puts cash on the counter)

Sam: Cute and rich? You’re so lucky!

Allenby: (embarrassed, head down, blushing lightly) Thanks.

Just then an Agent runs in. he pulls out a gun.

Agent: Kit Sune I’ll…

Sam pulls out a pump action shotgun and blows the guy away, he falls straight through a glass window and into the malls main hallway center.

Kit: (amazed, looking at Sam, the gun and the dead guy) Damn, you’re pretty tough!

Sam: (leans down on the table to look at him) Do you like tough girls?

Kit grabs the bag and starts to walk out.

Kit: I’ll see you later, (looks back and flashes her a look) Little miss tough girl!

Sam: Come back soon cutie! (Blows a two finger kiss) I’ll be waiting!

They walk out of the clothing store into the mall.

Kit: Hey, ya’ wanna go to the Arcade?

Allenby: I love the Arcade!

Kit: Awesome! Ya’ know you’re pretty fun, most of the girls I know just want to do their make up, fix their hair, talk about feelings, watch cheesy movies.

Allenby: (doubtful) Really?

Kit: Actually most of them just want to have really kinky sex! But either way I don’t like those girls the way I do you. You actually have good qualities besides looks and seductive charm. For the first time I’ve felt like I could be friends instead of just lovers.

Kit realizes what he just said.

Kit: (flailing arms, narrowly missing random peoples heads with the shopping bags)) Not that I’m saying we’re lovers or anything I just met you and…

Allenby: (giggling lightly) We’re at the Arcade.

Kit looks really stupid and embarrassed.

Allenby: Chill out, I like you too. (She walks into the arcade then turns to face kit) Now let’s just play video games!

Kit: Hey, wait for me!!

Kit runs off after her. He catches up to her and they walk up to a machine.

Voice: Soul Caliber, 2… thousand!!!

Ding!

Voice: Choose your character! Hiten! Tiki!

The two characters appear in a moon-lit arena.

Voice: He uses his sword to cut down his destiny!

Hiten: (Mitsurugi) I will not deny your challenge!

Tiki: (Taki) Wooooooooooooooooooo!!! Come!

Kit and Allenby begin pounding the buttons and toggling the joy stick. It’s getting close, Hiten impales Tiki and kicks her off his sword.

Tiki: (echoing) WAH!!!

Voice: Knock out! Hiten wins!!

Hiten: Still alive?

Voice: Round 2! Fight!!

They battle on ‘till Tiki does a huge move and takes out Hiten.

Hiten: (echoing) WAH!!!

Voice: Knock out! Tiki wins!! (Tiki poofs away behind some smoke balls)

Voice: Round 3! Fight!!

Down to the wire, both have only a sliver of life left. Hiten goes in with a hard blow, Tiki side steps then finishes him off a string of dagger blows.

Hiten: (echoing) WAH!

Voice: Knock out! Tiki Wins!

Tiki: (condescending laughter) That’s it?

Kit: Damn! You beat me!

Allenby: Yeah, but I’ve never had a fight come so close.

Kit: Rematch!

Allenby: You’re on!

They continue toggling and button smashing away.

A few hours later, they’re playing a racing game, Kit crosses the finish line first.

Allenby: (big yawn covers her mouth) Man I’m beat!

Kit: Alrighty then. I’ll walk you home!

Allenby: You don’t have to.

Kit: I already told you, I do things because I want to.

Allenby: Guess I can’t argue with that!

The two of them walk off together, talking happily.

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Kit and Allenby approach her apartment.

Kit: (starts to walk away) Well see you again sometime! (Allenby grabs his arm) Huh?

Allenby: You didn’t think I’d let you leave so fast.

Kit: (question mark over head) So…

Allenby: I only came here to get my stuff. I’m comin’ with you to America!

Kit goes from puzzled to shocked.

Kit: (shocked and surprised) Wha?!! (Pointing to himself) You’re comin’ with me!!!!?

Allenby: (smiles closes eyes and tilts head) Yep!! That’s the plan!!!

Kit: (sighs, shrugs shoulders) Fine, I ain’t gonna stop ya’!

Kit looks at her and smiles impishly.

Allenby: Yay! This is gonna be so much fun!!

Kit: Yeah. (Thinking) How the hell do I get myself into shit like this!? Well, at least she’s cute. Yeah, I think this’ll work out just fine!

(Anna ni Issho Datta no ni from Gundam SEED)

A small transport ship lands. the two of them walk on and sit down across from each other on the wall mounted seats.

Young grey haired pilot: Kit, who’s the girl?

Kit: Long story dude!


Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star preview music)

Girl: Yo this is Foxxy Sune, yeah Kit’s little sister, WHO DID NOT appear in this chapter! What the hell? I’m not even in the next one, its all about Aveian... Wait who’s that guy he’s really cute!

Foxxy: Absolute Power, next chapter. It’s called More Shameless Character Development! You better get ready!

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Friday, September 1, 2006

movin on
okay then, it often occurs that when i devote a post to something, everyone who reads it disagrees with me.
when i saw Nana get torn apart and hated Elfen Lied, everyone else loved it, but after i get psyched for it, everyone, including people who loved it before hated it. so i watch the end and get disapointed, i get tons of comments saying the end was so touching it made them cry. i write about how in love i am, everyone either goes all emo on me and says the hate/don't have/don't want/don't believe in love, i stop talking about love because of threats from people, everyone turns into the Black-Eyed Peas [where is the love?] but most of the time you guys are supporting, you guys are really good friends, and i'm happy to have you, it just seems like you all hate me at once some times.

but hell, i guess even for someone who is always offensive like me, i can push the limits some times. i'm sorry if i offended any of you, or hurt any feelings, those of you i called out for hurting me, i understand why you said what you said, and i understand why those of you you disagree with me, or misunderstood me do. so i liked to say none of you guys are on my bad side, okay! you're all great friends.

Alrighty guys, being as Ikki Tousen just ended for me, its still my obsession of the week. hell, i even had a Chinkyuu x Ryofu dream last night [not wet you sick freaks] i still think they were such a cute couple, sucks that both their lives sucked so bad.
so i wanted to get some images of Ryofu, but i found out that Okki Tousen is one of the most hated series in the history of anime. most people just see the fan service and basically hate it after that, which i think is sorta wrong. i guess i'm too feminine, i care more about good characters than a good plot. so the fact that i loved Saji, Kannei, Chinkyuu, and espeacially Ryofu [pretty on the outside, awesome, deep, memorable, on the inside] yes i thought the plot sucked at times, it was like Elfen lied, the damn thing tried to cram too much into too little space. i mean Hakufu...
okay, Hakufu reminds me of Bev, kick ass, dumb ass hell, big boobs. and Ukitsu kinda looks hispanic, she looks like an anime version of my girlfriend when her hair was shorter, if Bev didn't have blonde highlights. and Ryofu is definatly like her in a lot of was, passionate, but only towards those she loves, which is awesome. and i act like Sagi, i don't THINK like Sagi, but i act like him. i guess i'm like Ryofu too, i just talk [and look, pretty, scruffy, scrawny] like Saji, so i guess if Saji wasn't so permiscuous i'd be like Saji, i'm Saji if i'm in love with the person. And Kannei?
i just love Kannei!
i mean i love imatating his voice, and tongue hanging. just going around saying different character's names, then going "I'll kill you!" with my tongue hanging out. now i just need tonfas and learn how to climb things while walking like EVA Unit 01 during the fight with the 14th angel. but as far as the blatant fan-service? Elfen Lied had more nudity, but no one calls it "porn." sure you see a lotta panties and some camel toes, and the fighting is sorta "enh." but the characters are really good! and i respect that Hakufu, the main character, the one that everyone is a afraid of, loses almost all her fights! sure she beats up Kannei, but everyone does, she did almost kill Ryomo, but then again Ryomo loses a lot too. i mean that is awesome, she doesn't win it all in the end, she doesn't even come close, she fails horribly! its awesome!
i just wish Toutaku had stayed dead after Ryofu killed him. i mean him coming back, and Hakufu beating him, MENTALLY! this girl is so dumb that she makes Jessica Simpson look like Madame Curie. she didn't understand the concept that if someone kicks you in the legs enough times, you won't be able to stand up, or fight. or who has to be told not to follow strangers, even if they offer food, and she outsmarts a guy who makes Naraku look unorganized, careless, and rash. that is sorta wierd.
but hey, i still want more of Ryofu and the other characters i liked, so i enjoyed it.
but i still don't know why that Loveless Reject Toutaku wears all those bandages, they say its explained in one scene, but i missed it. maybe its because he keeps trying to avoid his fate, trying to change what was given to him at birth, he's going against him name! [i love being able to make jokes involving a series (Loveless) that i never watched, thank you wikipedia!]
Ikki Touseni is available on YouTube, if you value memorable characters, then i suggest you watch it, even haters like some of it.

well, i had very little bev time today, so i'm kinda sad. oh well, still happy to have her! i'm so in love with her! today she washed Peanut [stuffed Penguin i gave her for our anniversary] and accidentally spilled fabric softener on him that made him all crispy and dyed him blue, so Bev got all mopey, think ing i'd get angry at her, i told her how cute that was, and that i love how she gets so emotional over little things. she told me thaty it wasn't little to her, cuz it was a gift from me, that touched me so deep. then she accidentally cut her hand, i wished so bad i was there to lick the wound, then kiss it and make it all better, i can't wait till i get to be with her. but absence makes the haert grow fonder, and i know that i'll be REALLY fond of her when i finally get my hands [and lips] on her!

well, since Ryofu is rare to find, i'll write more Absolute Power tonight.

-Quote-

Love Struck Senses

When struck with Cupid's Arrow all your senses belong to another
This feeling sounds like her voice
Feels like her touch
Smells like her scent
It tastes like her kiss
And looks like when two hearts, souls, and destinies become one...
Eternally

- JD
[Inspired by Beverly Galindo]

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch, *breaking down* i only know one move!"
Senshi one the other hand, can kill you in inumerable ways.

-AP Comments-

Kit: Enough Ikki Tousen and Loveless, all of a sudden you're mister Yaoi/Yuri friendly!

Me: Works though, besides, you wish you were Saji, in the middle of a Chinkyuu x Ryofu sandwhich.

Foxxy: i wouldn't do anyone on that show, BLECH! Stupid Shounen anime with no Bishies...

Marane: Ryofu is so hot, so is Saji!

Foxxy: Oh yeah, SAJI! i WANT him! i bet he know all kinds of tricks!

Kit: Fine, i'll take Saji's place, and give him to you!

Foxxy: YAY!

Draka: I'd fuck Kannei!

Sora: MMMMMMMMM, me too!

Foxxy: *Creeped out* Why?

Draka: Look at that tongue, look hom good he is with it! i wanna see just how he'd use it on me!

Foxxy: and the crazy "Draka Spitfire I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" wouldn't bother you too much? or the tonfas to the head?

Sora: the crazy ones are always the best in bed.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Unexpected Respounce.
Okay, lets say this off the bat...
I DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF THOSE YAOI SERIES!!!!!!
i was savagely mocking them! How on God's cruel Earth could you believe i liked them? i was tearing them apart! i'm not going to watch any of them, i just wanted to understand Seme and uke for that Toutaku joke. why would i want to watch corn-cob rape? or incest? or questionable rape? i don't like PORN!!!!!!!! i do like savagly mocking porn though, i was merely taking advantage of the fact that they had those discriptions at the bottom, of yaoi. so i decided to mix them in, because i was short on content. i really expected you all to be with me, i mean for God sake's MYUI agreed with me, Myui hates almost everything i say, and he was with me, but all my other friends are treating me like i'm some evil streaker with a cloak full of kiddy porn! i'm sorry that my sarcastic brand of comedy was over your head's but, i'm really offended at the severity of your comments, i was really hurt.
i was misunderstood, insulted, and really hurt. yeah, that post was FUN!
and i do know the difference between shounen ai and yaoi, i also know that there is no difference between shoujo ai and yuri, because i have wikipedia.

but i will let that go, i'm not going to be all bitchy anymore, even though re-reading them i'm even more hurt, because prettykitty and yensid wrote the most painful things, and both of their opinions mean a lot to me, and lytjuh, a yaoi fangirl, who i thought might appreciate my help in pointing out more yaoi, and a really good friend to me, just kind left me hanging. i'm lucky i'm in love,cuz this really stung.

now lets try this "letting it go," thing again.

okay, i watched the last episodes of Ikki Tousen today, and i have to say that i dislike it a little now. not cause it was bad, because my characters i liked died, or were evil. first off Ryofu, first episode i watched today, she revealed she has a terminal illness, and that she will die in 3 monthes! not Ryofu! i really liked her, she was hot, devoted, a kick ass fighter, i mean she is now like my favorite female character in the history of Anime! but she dies, first her girlfriend tries to steal the imperial seal from Toutaku, and gets beaten and raped, so Ryofu kills the guys, and rescues her, and after she tells Ryofu why she tried to do it, she says she needs to rest, then dies. Ryofu kisses her and says "i hope your not lonely there, i'll come with you soon." So Ryofu breaks into Toutaku's compound, and it is her fate [everyone is ruled by the fate they share the name of] to kill Toutaku, but Toutaku makes Hakufu fight her, or else he'll kill her friend, so Ryofu beats Hakufu, even though she is in like scary killer dragon mode, and then takes Toutaku down, sacrificing her life to end his. worst of all she tells Ryomo that she might have been her type, more on that later.
next is Kannei, Kannei is uncerimoniously killed by Toutaku in Hakufu's body, he gets stomped to death, blood spurting out of his mouth. why did Kannei have to die? not Gakshu, not Koukin, not Ryomo, no Kannei has to die! so no more "[insert first and last name here], I'll kill you!" or crazy tongue hanging out, attacking random people with his big ass night sticks, no more seeing him climb across ceilings Voldo from soul caliber! Kannei, rest in peace.
then there is Saji, Saji turns out to be the MAIN BAD-GUY! but damn did he make a good one. he got Kannei, who used to be very intelligent, just hot headed, and Saji got him to kill the leader of their group Enjutsu:

Saji: Hey, Ka-chan! how do you like Enjutsu's leadership?!

Kannei: I don't like him. he tells us to avoid trouble, and doesn't let us challenge anyone! he has no soul of a fighter.

Saji: Then overthrow him, i think you will make a better leader anyway.

next scene is Kannei staring at his fingers covered in blood, flippin the fuck out. he is terrified that Enjutsu's dead body now lays on the ground, he says he didn't mean to kill him, and Saji, or Ouhin as his real name is, hypnotized him and made him believe that he, Saji is Enjutsu, and this is the reason Kannei becomes the crazy, loveable bastard he is now. also, the fate of Ouhin is to manipulate Housen Ryofu into killing Toutaku, which means that he was just using Ryofu, i mean i loved how devoted and physical they were towards eachother, so it sucks that was fake. Saji even manipulated Toutaku, because it is Ouhin's fate to take control after Toutaku falls, and rule the 3 kingdoms, for a short time, then he falls, so he wants to control Hakufu Sonsaku and rule through her, avoiding his fate. unfortunatly Toutaku had infected Sonsaku's mind [Naraku wannabe Loveless reject] and almost kills Saji, but Kannei fights Toutaku, and is subsequently dies brutally, then Saji tries to kill himself, but everyone saves him, [he tries jumping off a cliff, but Sonsaku catches his arm, so he tries to kick off and fall, but Koukin and Gakshu grab him] after that he basically gives up control of Nanyo Highschool, and puts Sonsaku in charge, after he finishes fingering a nurse, and then hits on Ryomo. yes, worst off all, the final couple is SAJI x RYOMO!
i wanna cry.

i'll bitch more tomorrow.

and me and Beverly have been going out for 1 year and 9 days, it just happens we live very far apart, but we are both very in love.

no writing Absolute Power tonight, i wanna find some Housen Ryofu pics ^_~

-Quote-

my dad is great, this happened while we were watching TNA iMPACT!

Sting: You didn't beat me Jeff, Christian Cage beat me! i want a rewmatch and i'll do anything for it, ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Me: Wouldn't it be great if Jarret made him do what most people do when they say "anything."

Dad: And if you're not down with it i got two words for you...

Both: [doing DX hand gesture] SUCK IT!

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush,
any part of Senshi can beat Chuck's fist, including but not confined to, his testicals.

-AP Comments-

Foxxy; We all know you hate yaoi, you just made me love it.

Sylven: and me perform it...

Kit: and you watch Gravi...

Draco; and want to read Man's Best Friend

Sora: and would have watched Loveless and Sukisho if they were dubbed...

Me: i get it, i'm enigmatic! like Saji-sama!

Kit: You wish you were Saji!

Foxxy: ask his GF, he IS Saji-sama!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

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Indeed it is. First i would like to say that VG Cats is nothing like Ikki Tousen. i don't really want to anthropomorphic cat panty shots. No, VG Cats is just a web comic, that is very funny, and spoofs video games and some popular culture, oh, they spoof anime too! i never would have known about it either if someone else hadn't posted about it, i'm glad they did! And Ikki Tousen is not that bad, there is no full nudity, so far i saw the edge of a areola, and some camel toes. yes, there are gratuitous panty and bra shots, but i think its pretty good! i mean you guys know me, would i watch a bad anime for panty shots? damn right i wouldn't! [but then again i think Blue Gender is good, so maybe my judging skills are at question] i really do like the characters, espeacially Saji and Ryofu. i mean they're just so cool! Saji couldn't be any more of a player, he's courting two girls at once, and both would give their life for him. i've seen him do every inappropriate thing possible to girls. he grouped Hakufu, he shoved his hand under Ryomou's shiirt and bra, and i think he vialated a nurse with his hand in a hospital hallway, in plain view [though sorta off screen] plus Saji is the strongest of the big four i believe, i have no idea how he fights, but he is just so awesome! then there is Ryofu... okay, i admit i liked Ryofu at first cause she was really hot, i mean damn! that skin, that hair, those clothes... Ryofu is sex! and she was Saji's girlfriend, and may well be as horny as him! but that liking died quickly when i saw her lick Toutaku [i thought he was gay, he was acting all Kaworu on poor Saji!] plus she beat the shit out of Saji, thats not cool! and they even say she killed him, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! but luckily, we find out she kept Saji, and even gives him medication, mouth to mouth! [i'm so lucky i have a person who i know would do that to me in real life] and she does this knowing that Toutaku may kill her for it, thats so romantic. Saji left to protect her, so she decided to play with the girl who liked her, gotta respect that! okay, i admit i buy into the fan service, but i really do like the characters. then you have Ryomou, i think i can best describe her as a cos-playing, sadistic, eye patch wearing, revenge oriented, Saji wanting, noble, submission fighting dominatrix. Ryomou is just awesome, she wasted Gakushu by hand cuffing him, then strangling him while breaking his arms, how the hell can you not love that!? She broke Kanu's arm with a standard arm bar, i, being a UFC fan saw that and was like "ARM BAR!!!!!!, i know that move!" she just seems to get beaten a lot for a high level person. then there is Kannei, Kannei is seriously insane, he looks like if Orochimaru a tan, and acts like he's on meth. he has his snake like tongue hanging out and just yells "I'm gonna kill you!" he fights with basically night sticks, he's just fun to immitate, and entertaining. Toutaku looks, [and acts] like a Loveless reject, gay, bandage clad, fine... he's not gay, but he has to be bi, no one is like that and not gay! he has to like men! HE HAS TO! and if he doesn't, all he needs is a good seme [yes, i looked up yaoi on wikipedia, i learn a little more everyday, i like that the root of yaoi either admits that the talking and plot suck, but thats no a problem, or it means "stop, my ass hurts." either way it works good!] ...okay, i'm reading the yaoi thing, so fuck Ikki for a while, this is interesting. "Boku no Sexual Harassment Professional work, novel and anime, anime available in English, with character designs by Kazuma Kodaka. The critic Charles Solomon described it, "depicts the rise of a young executive who prostitutes himself to his corporate superiors. The feeble plot is just there to string together the animated sex scenes." Infamous for a corncob-porn scene." did that just say some one gets raped with a corn cob? and its an anime, so watch that anal corn incounter in full motion! "Enzai An explicit BL game about a young boy from the streets who, after attempting to steal candy, was tried and falsely accused of murder. An OVA of the same name was later released." does prison sex really count as being gay, or just coping? "Lies & Kisses Professional manga by Masara Minase, beautifully drawn with a more complicated story than most yaoi works, about two long-lost step brothers." i'd like to think people draw the line at incest... "Papa to Kiss in the Dark A two-episode anime. Munakata Mira is a high-school freshman in a sexual relationship with his stepfather." but guess i'm wrong... *shudders* "Sensitive Pornograph An explicit yaoi manga anthology containing endearing romance stories. Anime available." awwwwwwwwww, its sensitive explicit male on male pornagraphy! i'm so happy finally someone put sensitive love stories in my gay porn! "Passion Professional manga of forbidden love between a male student who aggressively seduces (or rapes) his pretty male teacher." i know all male teacher dream of this! i also like its debatable if he just came on strong, or raped him, great excuse in court! well i had another great, love filled day with my beloved Beverly, we talked on the phone a little less today, but the time we had wasw uber-speacial! plus i saw ep.4 of Gravi and got a hell of a lot better with using concealer! so today was great. bev even sent me another pic of her! she is SO hot! i might post my pictures of her up, so you can all agree! well i'll end the post part here, showin mercy. i'm writing Absolute Power tonight! -Quote- Me: I wanna cuddle with you. Bev: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, *touched* i wanna cuddle with you too! -Senshi jokes- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up, Senshi is never [so weak he gets] cold. -AP Comment- Marane: Now where did i leave that corn cob? *a metal whip goes through his wrist, and the tip points as his throat* *weak laughter* sorry about that, just kidding. Foxxy: *watching on TV* Oh, sex and violence, a girl could call this paradise! HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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