Saturday, August 19, 2006

Growl.... Sob...
Snakes On A Plane is not stupid!
the plot makes perfect sense!
yes, i know that Snakes don't attack for a reason, THEY GIVE A REASON! a good reason! i logical reason that makes perfect sense. i didn't want to say why they attack because i didn't want to spoil it. but i did say that they make everythingt make sense. i said there are no plot holes.
why do you people not believe me?!

i expected it to be cheesy and silly, and its not! the plot is serious and well thought out. and it also does not foster dislike of snakes, they Snakes are no the bad guys, Eddie Kim the mobster is the bad guy, the snakes are just his tool of assination, that's like hating a gun because it was used to kill a President, it makes no sense. you kinda like the Snakes, they are entertaining in the way they kill people. so as of so far, all your agruements are not supported. and the whole point of Snakes On A Plane is that it is unconventual, thats why its so devistating a tactic, no one i expecting it. i must say that the movie is worth seeing, even if you think it is silly, i promise you that it is not. its not campy and full of plot holes, they make everything make sense, to the point you think why has nobody ever used this mode off attack to kill someone? it really is flawless, effective, and most of all, would be really hard to bring up in court.

Prosecutor: Your Honor, Mr. Kim is charged with murder in the first degree.

Judge: what were the means?

Prosecutor: He filled a plane with 500 poisonous snakes.

see? it is perfect in its unbelievability. trust me, you'll enjoy it. if you don't want to see it, just don't diss, because to one who has seen it, your reasons just sound ignorant.
though if i hadn't seen it i'd think of it the same way you do.

i also like i got owned about my yaoi liking as of late. i have not seen the classic movies, i will admit, but i guess i should say that Snakes On A Plane is the best movie i ever saw. and there is no Boy on Boy action in Snakes On A plane. as of today, Gavitation is the only series i saw with Boy x Boy aspects. Though Quatre from Gundam Wing was REALLY gay.

well, today sucked balls.
i found out today that the $300 i had saved up is all gone.
it seems that my talks with my beloved took a little more time than expected, and it ended up costing me everything.
so now i am flat broke, with nothing to show for it but sweet, sweet memories.
of course, the money did get me like 1300 extra minutes with my beloved, so maybe that money paid for my relationship, which would make it all worth while.
but in any case i have to start all over again.
so no Gundam SEED Destiny DVDs 3-5
no MSIA LaGOWE or BaCUE
no visit to my beloved's home
just memories.
oh well, life goes on
all pain heals
and really, there's nothing i can do.

besides, i asked for it
i said i'd give up anything for her
so i started getting worse acne
i said i'd really like to keep my vanity [the acne is clearing up, and "worse," refers to more than one zit a month, and i'm going back to that now]
so i lost all my money.
Love
Vanity
Greed
i'd sacrifice any latter for the former, so the cost of me being pretty and in love ids material goods, which is pretty much acceptable,
i kept my self love, and my love for her. so i don't need random crap.
i wish i didn't have to make sacrifices
but hey, its Equivilent Exchange. though i know i got a major discount, because there can be no price on a heart as great as her's.
so i should thank my lucky stars that no one is coming to collect that bill! -^_^-

i always say love is everything, cures all, and is the source of all happiness, now its time for me to take my own advice.
time to take my own medicine.

Absolute Power mission 18 about 45% complete. because i'm so damn lazy.

-Quote-

Me: *telling whole story, sobbing uncontrolably* now i have nothing!

Dad: So? i got my car stolen, and i still have to pay for it, then i'll have to pay for the new one because they'll never find mine, at least you got to talk to your girlfriend.

Me: Apt point.

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
but he run in fear of Senshi
do the math!

-AP Comments-

Foxxy; My condolences on your loss...

Aveian: should have counted the minutes.

Draco: love is for the weak, damn...

Foxxy: GLOMP ATTACK! *Glomps Draco* Take it back, or i'll MAKE you! *wink*

Draco: I fear living

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Absolute Power ch.17
Absolute Power
Mission: 17
Paths To Power

~Warning! Multiple Semi-Graphic Sora x Aveian sex scene, if that thought scares you, don’t read~


Kit: Why would you change the ways of your Kingdom like that?

Draka: Because I like you…

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The rest of the group stands back, listening. The view pans from one face to another as each speaks.

Sora: What an idiot!

Aveian: Leave it to Kit to seduce women while he’s trying to stay faithful.

Sora: (Sarcastic) Yeah, and he’s trying so hard too…

Draco: Well you can’t really be surprised, can you?

Foxxy: (sighs) Unfortunately not…

Draco: Allenby, how do you put up with that?

Allenby: Because… I love him…

Everyone looks at her; she notices their glances and immediately perks up.

Allenby: (happily) I mean I wouldn’t have made him my man if I didn’t like the way he acted!

Aveian: Either way we have to watch over Kit.

Foxxy: Gasp! Aveian is actually concerned over Kit and Allenby’s relationship? Foxxy is pleasantly surprised!

Aveian: (puts in and lights another cigarette) No, I just want to make sure Kit doesn’t do anything stupid, or get captured again.

Foxxy: (exhausted) I should have known…

Draco: Yes you should have!

Aveian: Allenby, Foxxy, tail him.

Sora: And for what calculated and tactical reason did you make that decision?

Aveian: Allenby is his lover, and Foxxy is his best friend, both of them control his heart and both would fight for him if Draka tries anything.

Foxxy: I’m glad you put such faith in us…

Aveian: You both know you wanted to go anyway. Just do your duty and protect Kit.

Foxxy: (at attention, saluting) Yes Commander! Lieutenant Foxxy will do her very best to watch Captain Kit’s ass.

Allenby jokingly matches the pose.

Allenby: And I will do my best to grope it at inappropriate times!

Aveian: Great, I already have so much confidence in this mission, move out.

Foxxy: (scoffs, under breathe) Ass.

Aveian: Moron.

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Darkness, slowly light enters, a blurred picture is seen, it focuses into Marane’s face.

Marane: So you’re awake?

Sylven: Why was I asleep?

Marane: In most operations the patient is sedated.

Sylven: I don’t trust you enough to let you do that.

Marane: What, are you afraid I’d rape you?

Sylven: Nothing you could do would surprise me.

Marane: You’re not my type; also, I don’t think it would work.

Sylven: What?

Marane Stand up.

Sylven stands and looks down at his form. He is still dressed in his plug suit, he looks completely the same.

Marane: Anything feel different?

Sylven quickly grabs his crotch, a soft knock is heard.

Sylven: Nothing… (Rubs his ass) Nothing… (Runs his hands over his arms) I can barely feel anything.

Marane: That is because most of your body is prosthetic now, your suit is thin bullet proof metal, it’s able to stop most personnel weapons; also, you lost most of your organs, including the reproductive and excremental ones.

Sylven: So I can never lose my virginity now?

Marane: Did you ever plan to?

Sylven: (reaches for his whip) That isn’t the point!

Sylven is surprised its not there, but as his arm extends, a whip springs from his wrist and slightly wounds Marane’s shoulder.

Marane: Did I mention that most of the inside of your body is prosthetic now too?

Sylven: What did you do to me?

Marane: I made you more powerful. You no longer have to eat, there’s a system on your back that draws in Oxygen to make energy, even without a current Oxygen supply you’ll be able to operate for 72 hours at full combat level, or on life support for essentially a year.

Sylven: So now my weak body can survive longer now, you’re done nothing but ensure my continual agony.

Marane: I’ve also enhanced you’re combat capabilities, you can now move at the border of human sight, and with mechanical joints and metal hands you can cause much more damage.

Sylven: So you really resting all of your hope in me, aren’t you?

Marane: You have to rest, you have a lot of incision wounds, you can test out your new body once they all close, wouldn’t want to try to fight and explode, now would you?

Sylven: Stop preaching to me, I’m not your follower, I’m using you.

Marane: The situation is mutual.

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Draka: (nervously) So are you ready to go Kit?

Kit: (claps) Sure am!

Draka: Then… let’s go! (laughs)

The two of them go to walk out when…

Foxxy: (leaping onto his back) Yo Bro!

Allenby: (Taking his left hand between hers) Hi Kit…

Kit: What are you guys doing?

Allenby: Comin along.

Foxxy: Duh, like we can leave you alone with her.

Kit: Is it okay with you Draka if they come along.

Draka: Is that what you want?

Kit: Yes, it is.

Draka: Then bring them along.

Kit: Good, cause I didn’t mind going without them, but there’s no way I could keep them here.

Draka: Today is for me to prove that our ways are correct; I can’t exactly let you be miserable while I’m doing this. (thinking) But I suppose I have to be miserable for you Kit, I just hope this works.

Kit: Thanks Draka.

Draka turns slightly and blushes a little.

Kit: And thank you guys, you are my support; I need you, thanks for being there.

Foxxy: Like we didn’t want to go…

Allenby: We’re just glad to have the chance to go with you.

Kit: So what are you guys going to do while I’m gone?

Aveian: Sora and I are going to survey this room.

Draco: I and I have to speak with my father.

Kit: Good, we’re all busy then. So you ready to go Draka.

Draka: (uneasy) Sure…

Foxxy: Well let’s go then…

Draka: (commanding once again) While I’m out Aveian is in control.

Knight: Understood Lady Draka!

Draka: (confident, leading the others out) Then lets go commoners!

Foxxy: Great… so kind already, this is going to go by so fast…

Draka: Shut up street urchin!

Foxxy: High class whore!

Draka: Bitch!

Foxxy: I’m a Vixen!

The group fades outside vocal range.

Aveian: Okay! I’m going to survey this room and study the controls. All soldiers leave this room immediately, report to the training grounds and spar with the Cavalry.

Soldier: We’re no match for them!

Aveian: You are also no match for me, they will humiliate you and toy with you, I’ll break and annihilate you.

Soldier: (terrified) The girls it is!

All the soldiers evacuate the room on mass in fear.

Sora goes to walk over to the control panels, but is stopped by a hand on her shoulder, her jacket falls over her arms, as do her tank-top and bra straps. She turns around to see Aveian staring at her strongly, his arms around her back, and her bra falls to his skillful fingers.

Sora: (Surprised and actually blushing) Aveian, I thought we were doing Re-Con in this room…

Aveian: The only thing I plan to study, is your anatomy, (hand goes down her shorts and into her) inside and out.

Sora: Oooooh Aveian!

Sora falls back onto the control panel; Aveian comes down on top, one hand around her back, the other massaging her inner-self. His face moving up and down her neck and chest, him stealing tastes of her sensitive flesh.

Sora: (sweating, panting and moaning) But… Aveian… I’m injured…

Aveian: (looking her in the eyes, as he takes of his pants and boxers) Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you… (Aveian pulls her shorts and panties down, and moves up and forward thrusting in his cock ) Too badly…

Sora: Hurt, oh god hurt me so badly!

Aveian: Roger that.

Sora moans passionately.

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Draco marches into the throne room.

Draco: Father, I must talk to you.

Lord Dracula: Yes my son?

Draco: (walks right up and stares his father in the eyes) What the hell is going on?

Lord Dracula: What do you mean?

Draco: The Alchemy, the impaling, letting Draka get the prisoners, Micrea, everything! What is the plan here!?

Dracula: To prolong all our deaths as long as possible…

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Draka’s faction walks down a long dirt path in a barren valley. Draka is leading, with Kit a pace behind and to the side, and the other girls just behind him.

Foxxy: (annoyed) Now not to say I don’t enjoy walking through lifeless, dead wasteland, because I do, but where the hell are we going?

Draka: (happily) Into town, we’re going right to the people.

Foxxy: And there aren’t any people, I don’t know NEAR the castle?

Draka: Remember the forest?

Foxxy: Oh yeah… (Drops head, quietly speaks) never mind.

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Aveian, his face and neck covered in red lip marks, with long scratches running down his neck and back as well, very tired and sweaty moves back to make another thrust, his hair throwing droplets of sweat off but he slips off the panel and onto the ground, Sora goes down with him, landing on top of him, she pins him down by his shoulder, he has more nail marks across his chest, shoulders and upper arms. Her hair slaps against her face and drips all over his. Sora stares down at him panting hard, her eyes wild. She is very happy, very sweaty, and very horny.

Sora: Yeah, you got me good, you got me really… REALLY wet! But, now you’re under my control, and I’m getting you back!

Aveian: (reaching into the pocket of his pants, which lay next to him) Good, if you’re on top, I can smoke…

Aveian pulls out a cigarette.

Sora: Oh no you don’t, the only thing going in your mouth, (her lips against his) is my tongue…

Her lips engulf his, she kisses and moans passionately, it’s a very deep, even more wet kiss, but Aveian slips his light between his fingers and sifts around for his lighter. Sora looks over while she continues to wash his mouth out.

Sora: (letting his lips free) Bad boy… (her lower body stiffens) I’m going to have to punish you.

Sora’s thin body slinks from the pelvis up, her lips running across Aveian’s face, her wet chest gliding across his, Aveian’s eyes widen, his hand quivers and drops its contents. Aveian breathes hard and moans softly.

Aveian: ooooooh, oh… God, Sora! aaaaaaahhhhhhh…!

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Sylven walks through the base he was taken to with the man who took him there.

Sylven: So this is what you call “low profile?”

The walls around him glow purple under black lights, and the way is lit by thin neon tube lights, each length a different bright neon color.

Marane: It’s less conspicuous than you think.

Sylven: The floor in chrome.

The chrome floor reflects their faces as they walk.

Marane: Chrome is a lot less likely to draw attention than weapons grade metals and electronics.

Sylven: Then what am I made of?

Marane: Spare Maintenance Bot parts, they’re built strong for everyday use.

Sylven: Something doesn’t feel right… (reaches back) My hair is longer… (reaches further) is there a bow in my hair?

Marane: Yeah.

Sylven: What purpose do either of those things serve.

Marane says nothing.

Sylven: Why is there a bow in my hair?

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The group keeps walking

Foxxy: Why are you doing this, I mean if you wanted to, you probably could have gotten us all killed by now?

Draka: My brother would never let that happen.

Kit: Draco, yeah, he sure seems to have the power to stop that.

Draka: Of course he does!

Kit: It seemed like your dad was ready to kill him too.

Draka: (disheartened) Maybe…

Foxxy: But I mean, I know you’ve never done this before, so why, after Kit objects, do you take us all out to prove its right, and prepared to change your countries long held traditions for us, lowly commoners?

Kit walks up to Draka’s side.

Draka: (looking down) Because…

Kit notices as she nervously twiddles her fingers and her cheeks begin to show red, then her head snaps up, and Kit drops back to his spot.

Draka: (collected) We’re at the town.

Foxxy: Good, and it only took 3 hours.

Allenby: Could have been 4…

Kit: (thinking) She was blushing! (Sarcastic) Great… (Dejected) How the hell do I get myself into these things…?

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Lord Dracula: We’re just prolonging our deaths, our enemies are close, and they are growing stronger. It’s only a matter of time now. At this time we are reduced to becoming demons to survive, abducting children, enslaving citizens, forcing our people into roles based on Genes alone, and killing all who oppose us in horrible manners.

Draco: But why all that?

Lord Dracula: To strike fear into the hearts of all in the land. The enemy fears to fight us, and the citizens fear to resist us. They even feel safe if they comply, because they see the Kingdom as powerful and insurmountable, they fail to realize that one day they will all be slaughtered mercilessly once this Paper-Dragon we have become folds.

Draco: (head down, body quivering) So you kill… (looks up, tears in his eyes, raging hatred and anger in his voice) TO KEEP EVERYONE FROM DYING!? You slaughter parents and steal children, and the people accept it because it assures them safety, and you do all this know that the people who bare this burden will someday be killed in vain!?

Lord Dracula: I never said…

Draco: “That this is right, it’s what’s needed to be done.” Tell that to Micrea, TELL THAT TO MOM!!!!

Dracula’s pupils shrink.

Lord Dracula: (infuriated) SILENCE!!!!

He raises his arm, the air trembles and Draco flies back, slamming against the wall, his back hits it, breaking his armor around the impact point, blood spurts from his mouth the wall gives in to his body and breaks apart, his back leaves a bloody streak down the wall, he looks up with squinted eyes, he reaches out towards his Lord, his voice raspy.

Draco: You use your evil deeds to cover your weakness… one day you will have to pay for your act..ions…

His body falls limp.

Micrea: (voice trembling) Brother… where have you gone brother?

Micrea jumps up, he rushes forward and falls down the steps, he takes several stairs hard and with no attempt to block them, he lands hard on his face and chest, and crawls, bleeding from many small wounds and bruised, feeling desperately on the floor and in the air.

Micrea: (wailing) Brother… BROTHER!!!!! Where are you brother! Speak to my brother! FATHER!!!! What have you done to my brother!!!!?

His hand finds Draco’s leg, which he traces up to Draco’s body and face, Micrea, wanting to get as close as he can, crawls forward until his face hits Draco’s, he then leans back a bit, his hand running over Draco’s cheek.

Micrea: Brother…?

Draco: Mi..cre..a-a-a…

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Foxxy: Look, a random peasant type person!

Allenby: Foxxy, be nice. They’re the clean clothes impaired.

Draka: (confident, looking back at Kit) Okay Kit, you think we’re all so easy, ask that woman about our policies.

Kit: (returning her cocky look) Fine, I will.

Kit walks up to the peasant, she is an old Lady in ragged clothes, her body dirty, her body worn and her face wrinkled.

Kit: Excuse me miss.

Peasant: “Miss,” well aren’t you the cutest little kiss-ass. I know by your stance, you want to say “Old Woman,” or “Hag.”

Kit: Yeah, I do. So old woman, are you alright with this Kingdom’s actions?

Old Woman: My son was taken to make Gold, and my husband was killed for treason when he tried to resist my son’s taking…

Kit gets a very sly look in his eyes; he looks back at Draka, who looks him dead in the eyes completely confident and sassy as ever.

Old Woman: …But, I know why it happened. My son was needed, and my husband couldn’t see that. When I lost them, my house had no men; I thought I would die a pauper’s death. But the Lord came to me in the night…

Kit: Dracula himself.

Old Woman: (holding her cheeks blushing, her eyes closed, shaking her head) Yes, and he looked so gallant and dashing, that young stud… oh the things I wanted to teach him…

Kit: Whoa, WHOA! Stop, please stop! I don’t want to think about old people fucking!

Old Woman: (laughing heartily) I suppose that would scar a young mind like yours. but still, you know what they say about older women… (Kit cringes) The Lord told me that he would pay for my lively hood until I died, and also that he had my Husband fed wonderfully and knocked out before he was put to the stake. He truly is a kind man…

Kit: (turns around) Is this true Draka?

Draka: (nods) Yeah, I knocked him out with my Alchemy.

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Sora: (riding Aveian with perfect precision) Good, now you’re playing my game…

Aveian: Sometimes I really resent you…

His hand creeps towards his stuff.

Sora: You can still talk; I’m must not be doing my job right…

Sora pushes down harder, she lengthens the movements; each thrust so much longer and harder. Aveian’s hand trembles, he grips his pants and moan harder, trying to hold it in.

Aveian: (panting harder, moans getting stronger) W-what… what are you trying to do… to me!?

Sora: Make you scream of course! And it seems like its starting to work…

Aveian holds his face in his hands, his breaths hard, Sora continues to lengthen her strokes and push harder. Sora goes past her level and starts moaning, but going at it harder none the less, Aveian tries to cover his mouth but fails, and all the pleasure explodes out.

Aveian: (shouting with pleasure, his voice filled with emotion and his breath heavy) Oh…oh…oh... god… how are… how are you doing this to me?!

Sora: (moaning, but overall cocky) Practice makes perfect.

Sora continues to rain down pleasure upon her fallen lover, who moans louder and faster with every push she gives.

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The two continue down the neon-chrome halls.

Sylven: Why is there a bow in my hair?

Marane: As you can see the Lab is maintained by Bots, they actually are quite intelligent, are far more productive then people.

Sylven: So that is the reason for the silence in this facility.

Marane: I need productivity, not companionship.

Sylven: I am so relieved I no longer have any way to be raped.

Marane: We’ve reached the main entrance, let’s see the town.

The two of them exit, outside it is pitch black, tall buildings all around stand with lights on, large neon signs, and huge monitor screens, but the screens show nothing, the windows have no shadows and no one walks the streets.

Marane: Derris Kharlan Capital City, Celestia. This section’s proper name is “The Edge of Nowhere.” But I like to call it “The Town with No People.”

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Kit: You actually did that for him Draka?

Draka: Yeah, of course!

Kit: Really, why though?

Draka: Look, it’s not as if we enjoy killing people, but we have to. We have to put up a scary front. We don’t want to make people suffer, just save all the lives we can. We have to show what happens to our enemies, including those who revolt in the Kingdom. All the enemy sees is a dead body and maybe a guy getting impaled, they have no idea the man can’t feel the pain of his death. We want to save everyone we can; even the martyrs have the right to be spared all we can…

Foxxy: Wow, I actually respect her, for that.

Old Woman: I miss my husband, and I feel for my son… but I know this is what the Kingdom needed to do, I cannot expect the whole land to suffer for me.

Kit: I can see that you are right Draka, we can go…

Draka: (gasp) No, no… I want to see what others think! Kit, I brought you down here to prove you’re wrong, and that I am right. I want to prove all that to me too, so lets see some other people.

Kit: Okay… (Thinking) what the hell is she planning?

Foxxy: Does this mean we have to walk through another barren wasteland?

Draka: No, all the villages are close together.

Kit: ‘Kay, where’s next?

Draka: A Cavalier’s house.

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Black Soldier: Do you even got one idea where we goin?

Chibodee: Yeah, I picked up a huge energy signal in the area; the only thing that could make that level of energy signature would be the KC.

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A huge Golden streak falls from the sky, crashing into a desert near giant pyramids and a man-headed lion.

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Chibodee: I have no idea why they would go to Neo-Egypt, but that is where they are!

Chibodee’s ship continues to fly as fast as its damaged frame can towards Neo-Egypt Colony.

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Deep underground, an evil plots.

Negeta: So where are they heading to now?

Operator: They seem to be heading towards Neo-Egypt.

Negeta: Why the hell would they do that?

Operator: There was a large energy signature detected there shortly before now.

Negeta: Good, send some of our MX forces to go destroy them, we can’t let any stray members of the flock join up again.

Operator: Understood.

Negeta: Everything is going according to my scenario…

Operator: (sweat drop, thinking) How can he say that? We were all almost killed, now everyone is scattered and hiding; and I haven’t taken a bath in a long time, I haven’t even changed my underwear, I’m starting to itch down there…

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Micrea: (sobbing) Brother, BROTHER!!!!

Draco: Micrea…

Micrea: (blissful) Brother, you are okay!

Draco: Yeah, just a few broken ribs, punctured organs, internal hemorrhaging, trivial stuff.

Micrea: Oh brother, please don’t die on me…

Micrea fumbles with Draco’s clothes, he undresses him completely, and taking out a small container, dips his finger in an electric pink gel, and begins running that finger over his brother’s naked body.

Micrea: (thinking) Do this right Micrea; don’t fail, don’t fail brother!

Micrea draws several Transmutation Circles all over his brother’s body.

Micrea: Work!

He claps and touches his brother, the reaction goes off. As the energy dies down, Micrea hears heavy coughing.

Micrea: Brother… brother… BROTHER!!!!!!?

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Draka stops the group in front of a modest cabin near a forest and creek.

Draka: This is the place.

Foxxy: Wow, this walk didn’t suck at all, shade, cool breezes… (bird lands on her head) hi little friend…

The bird furiously pecks her on the head, Foxxy then runs around in circles flailing her arms and yelling.

Foxxy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!!!!!!

The bird lets out a wet fart, the flies away.

Draka: (pointing) Oh my god…

Allenby: I bird just crapped on her head…

The two of them collapse laughing.

Foxxy: You!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxxy pulls out her dagger, throwing it she pins the bird to a tree.

Foxxy: (distressed) Eeeeeeeeew, there’s poop in my hair… (Sniffle)

She feels a hand on hers, she looks back to see its Kit’s

Kit: Come one sis… lets get you cleaned off.

Kit leads his little sis down to the creek, as the other two girls stop laughing, and get jealous. Kit scrubs her head off, and washes out her hair.

Foxxy: (worried) Is it out?

Kit: Yeah.

Foxxy: Is my head okay.

Kit: Not a scratch…

Draka: Holy shit!

Kit: Huh?

Draka: This is a huge Woodpecker, twice as big as any normal one.

Kit: Yeah…

Draka: And your sister doesn’t have ONE SCRATCH from its beak…

Kit: I see what you mean.

Draka: And weirdest of all, she snapped its beak right off…

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Micrea: Brother? BROTHER!!!!!!

Draco: (coughing, but it sounds like he’s saying something) *Micrea* *Micrea* *Micrea* Micrea!

Micrea: Brother! You’re alright…

Draco: (cough, clears his throat) Micrea, (looks down) let go!

Micrea’s hand is now replacing Draco’s codpiece.

Micrea: Let go of what brother?

Draco: Unhand my sword!

Micrea: This is too soft to be your sword…

Draco: Let loose my Royal Scepter.

Micrea: You have a Scepter? (Feeling it with both hands) it feels meaty, and warm, I like the way it feels!

Draco: (face flushing) W-What the hell are you doing?!

Micrea: Trying to figure out what this is…

Micrea keeps trying to find out what he’s holding.

Draco: (snarling, stress marks building up) Let go of my cock!!!

Micrea: This isn’t a chicken.

Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! STOP GROPING MY PENIS “BROTHER!”

Micrea: PENIS!!!! EWWWWWWW!!! (Starts crying) I just molested my older brother!!!!!!!!!

Draco: (pouting) Wonder how many times Foxxy has said that…

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Sylven: Somehow I’ve heard those names before, all of them.

Marane: I may have borrowed a few.

Sylven takes a step forward, Marane try’s to follow, but Sylven pushes him back.

Sylven: My mind is still clouded, I can’t remember everything.

Marane: Well I did replace most of your body, I suppose you should try to sort things out, I won’t stop you.

Sylven: My body is still in bad shape, I couldn’t escape if I wanted to…

Marane: Correct, you need time to heal and my expert help to keep that synthetic body of yours, which means you’re all mine Sylven. (Smile and warm laugh)

Sylven: I’m leaving now…

Marane: Farwell my Ultimate Creation.

Sylven continues walking.

Sylven: Kit Sune. At one time we worked together, we were comrades… friends… but unfortunately now our destinies have made us enemies. You outshined me, I was to be its pilot, but you stole that from me, you stole my importance my meaning, and now I must kill you, I’ve gone through all this pain, I’ll live all the time needed to just to kill you. Call me, an “avenger…”

Sylven looks up at the sky, the stars, he sees one bright on, it seems so close, and the path he walks leads right to it.

Sylven: I walk all alone, through the town with no people… I’m searching for the one just for me to kill. But once I find the one just for me to kill, I have to kill him, and leave the one just for me to kill, so I search for the one for me to kill and only me to kill. Wait! What the hell am I saying? That makes no sense! In fact… God I’m as bad as Marane…

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Aveian: (crying out) Oh God Sora! Why are you… How can you… Oh God, stop, just stop!

Sora: (going even harder) What kind of soldier are you…? (throws her body back, hair throwing sweat everywhere, her nail leaving more tracks down his chest) you can’t take a little torture…? I guess I have to show you just what happens when you get captured… (Gives him even more)

Aveian: (almost hyperventilating) You are messed up in the head Sora…

Sora: (leaning in on her trapped lover) When you’re captured and tortured, the only way out is to give you captor (in his ear, her lips leaving bits of crimson on him) everything she wants…

Sora gives him so much more; Aveian goes crazy, grasping at everything, his lungs and heart going crazy.

Aveian: W-What the hell do you want from me… you crazy bitch…?

Sora: Tisk, tisk, tisk, such naughty language. First I want you to admit how weak and pathetic you are, that you are my pathetic helpless slave, and that I’m you’re seductive, irresistible master.

Aveian: And what if I don’t…

Sora gives him a reminder.

Sora: I’ll keep fucking your brains out and, (reaches into her makeup case, and produces a crimson industrial marker, removing the cap) I’ll have to show everyone just how weak you are, by branding you.

Aveian: Foxxy has done worse…

Sora: A-Cup might write “cutie,” on your arm in glitter pen. But me, I’ll write “slave,” across your forehead, “helpless,” down one arm, “weakling,” down the other. “pathetic,” across your cheek, “Sora’s powerless prisoner,” over your chest, “sex-toy,” on the front of your neck, cover your neck and chest with hickies and write “Sora’s,” on each one. I leave big ones.

Aveian: I’ll just wash it off…

Sora: This doesn’t come off for weeks, and just to be sure I’ll steal all your clothes. You need to make these soldiers respect you, kinda hard to do as a branded helpless boy-toy.

Aveian: Then I’ll get rid of that!!!

His eyes focus, then widen.

Sora: (sliding back up) You can’t focus when you feel like this. Now except my offer, or except my brands…

Aveian: I hate yo-ou-ou-ou…

Sora: Say it!

Aveian: (groans, moans) I’m your helpless… weak… pathetic… slave…

Sora: (screaming with pleasure) Keep going!

Aveian: Your property… your toy… yours to use how… ever you want…

Sora: (still moaning) AND?

Aveian: You are my owner, my master, I belong to you…

Sora: Good boy.

Aveian: Now stop…

Sora: No, now part two!

Aveian: Part two!

Sora: Yeah, I never said that was it… silly Aveian.

Aveian: What else do I do?

Sora: Well all that good, great, phenomenal sex must make you tired hungry, you should eat something.

Aveian: What?

Sora: (points to herself) This…

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Draka looks as Kit get washes Foxxy clean.

Draka: (thinking) That beak snapped off… she is just as special as her brother. And they seem so close. I guess if I want to get to Kit, or even live long enough to get him, I better not piss her off too much. (Out loud) Everyone okay?

Foxxy: (tear droplets in her eyes) My head still hurts… but I’m okay.

Draka: Then let’s go inside.

Draka knocks on the door; a woman about her age and resembling the black haired Cavalier answers it. She is practically exploding with sex appeal, with a hot face, tight stomach, nice hips, long legs, a firm ass, eyes that see right into your heart, a mouth that could kill you on give you life, hair to bind you to her forever, yet a chest like a young boy… Kit is mesmerized by this lady before him, he’s so awestruck he doesn’t notice Allenby approaching; she wraps her arms around his neck and rests her head on his.

Allenby: She is really pretty, isn’t she?

Kit: Yeah…

Allenby: I’d be just as awestruck as you, except one thing…

Kit: (looking up with his eyes) What?

Allenby: (running a finger over his lower lip) This guy here is a whole lot prettier, plus (putting a hand on his heart, and the other on hers) I’ve got him wrapped around my finger.

Kit places his hands over hers; they both shut their eyes and enjoy the moment. Kit open his eyes and looks back at her again.

Kit: (cocky) Wrapped around your finger enh?

Allenby: Or pussy whipped…

Kit turns his hands around, then the rest of his body, holding Allenby’s hands down at her legs, while he leans up, his lips primed, his eyes closing…

Kit: Well it’s not like you can resist me either…

They both close their eyes and are ready to plunge in when…

Draka: Ahem…. We have an interview to do.

Kit: (dropping his heels back to the ground) Sorry…

Kit and Allenby join Draka on the porch of the house; Foxxy prances up behind her brother cheerfully.

Draka: This is the mother of one the cavaliers that found you so irresistible, Sem Tran.

Tran: I can see why Clan liked him so much… (Licks her lips) he looks tasty!

Kit sees her face shift between her and her daughter.

Kit: Thanks…

Tran: If you would like, I could tell you all about my daughter, while I have you make me another…

Kit: T-that’s not…

Tran: Or, I could just grab you right now, lock you up in my room, bring my daughter home, and then we can share you…

Draka: Sem, just tell him about Clan.

Tran: Fine. As you can see, my daughter shares all my beautiful features, except my chest. In fact the only reason I’m not a cavalier is that my bust is far too small. My daughter learned of this, and began mastering Alchemy at a young age, see eventually learned of a way to manipulate her chest size, and after reaching the minimum entrance size of DD she was drafted and became a Cavalier.

Kit: And this doesn’t bother you, your daughter being selected for this based on just looks alone?

Tran: Are you kidding? These girls’ jobs are to seduce and bed as many men as possible, and kill most of the rest.

Kit: Yeah, they’re like soldier-whores.

Tran: If the wanted to keep one man as theirs, they could, if the wanted to capture and hold 20 they’re fine to. And if they want to have casual sex with as many men as possible, they can. As far as relationships go these girls can have whatever they want. How could I deny her that?

Foxxy: Wait, I thought they were virgins…

Tran: In the beginning yes, and its true that the hymen must be intact for them to continue service, but a long time ago one discovered a technique to repair the hymen after each encounter. So they are all virgins, they can repair all changes to their sexual organs, so that they are tight, fresh, and sealed every time.

Foxxy: Still, how about yeast infections, and diseases?

Tran: They also know how to clean that out, it has a proper name but its usually just called “Douche Alchemy.”

Allenby: Does that mean there was a “Douche Alchemist?”

Tran: Unfortunately, yeah…

Kit: That’s really unfortunate.

Tran: I know.

Draka: Well Kit, was that enough to convince you she doesn’t mind her daughter’s fate?

Kit: Yeah, we can go.

Tran: Awwwww, you’re leaving already?

Draka: We have work to do Sem, we don’t live off our families like you.

Tran: You could if you wanted.

Draka: True, but I have a thing called “shame.”

Tran: That’s your choice. Draka, if you ever get you hands on Kit, can you let me and Clan borrow him for a while? We promise not to break him…

Draka: Fuck off…

Kit: (merrily unaware) Where’s next Draka?

Draka: (shocked back to reality, uneasily) To the house of that run away Gold Maker you saw terminated…

Kit: But isn’t that about as bad as we could get?

Draka: I want to prove to you completely that we are right…

Kit: (sigh) Fine… (Thinking) You already have, but I’d rather let you play your whole hand…

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Draco re-dresses himself, his body is still weak, and his armor is shattered. Micrea is going crazy, clutching his hand and running around, often tripping or running into a wall, knocking himself to the floor. Draco walks towards his father, looking fragile, yet cocky.

Draco: You would kill your own son in memory of your wife? That takes conviction. I think I can bear to be near you now.

Draco walks towards the Throne Room door, he picks up what’s left of his armor.

Draco: Now I have to repair this, guess it’s good that I’m skilled at smith work.

Draco strolls out carrying his armor under his arm and his cape slung over his back.

Micrea: UNCLEAN!!!! UNCLEAN!!!!!!

Lord Dracula: My son; shut up and go cleanse yourself. Your father needs to be alone now.

Micrea: Right father!

Micrea runs off, hitting the wall face first, crawls back up, runs into the door, opens it, walks out and falls down a flight of stairs.

Lord Dracula: (face in his hand, shaking his head) Oh Lord on high, what has become of my family?

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Aveian: Hell no.

Sora: Come on Aveian, (seductive tone) you know I’m so wet and tasty.

Aveian: Sora, you know I’m not going to do that.

Sora: Yeah, and I know you’re about to be fucked to the point where you’re crying and begging for mercy while I brand you with this industrial marker.

Aveian: I’m not going to…

Sora stops his words with her pelvis, she gives him several hard pushes, until he is gasping for air and his eyes are watering.

Sora: You going to eat your treat now?

Aveian: Fuck you….

Sora: (pleasured moan) Gladly.

Sora rides him even harder, to the point she is screaming with pleasure, Aveian grabs his pants, bites his lips, his eyes shift wildly.

Aveian: (under labored breathe) I can’t take it anymore… I’ll do it. Just stop it already Sora!

Sora: (licking her lips, still riding him) Beg me!

Aveian: Please stop! I’m begging you stop!

Sora: (giving him a very long, wet, deep, passionate kiss on the lips) Good boy!

Sora gets off him, but holds a special part of him in her hand.

Sora: (spreading her legs a little, pointing between them) Now get your tongue ready, move in slowly, don’t try anything…

Sora slides her fingers up, and Aveian immediately gasps with shock, Sora lets him loose and Aveian starts to lean in.

Sora: (putting her hands on the back of his head) And eat up!

Sora feels a new wetness inside her and leans back stretching on her arms.

Sora: That’s right, lick it all up! You know you love it, the taste, the softness, the wetness and tightness. You know you just want to eat it all u-u-u-up… What the hell?

Aveian: What’s wrong Sora? Can’t you take a little pleasure?

Sora: Stop groping my tits…

Sora looks down and sees Aveian is still quite occupied, but yet her chest is moving all around, and she is blushing quite badly.

Sora: How…

Aveian: First, as you can tell, I’m not talking, my tongue is “busy” so I’m using telepathy, I’m usually not very good at this, but being as I’m eating you out right now, I think the connection is good. Second, since this isn’t mind-cloudingly pleasurable for me, I can focus my telekinesis, and use it to grope your chest…

Sora’s breasts move up and are squished in a little, Sora leans even further back, moaning and blushing.

Aveian: Tease your lips…

Sora moans pleasurably and licks her lips.

Aveian: I can caress your whole body.

Sora falls flat on her back, half screaming, half moaning with pleasure; each breath is a loud cry of pleasure.

Aveian: And now you can’t use the marker.

It rises from the ground and the cap twists off.

Aveian: But I can.

It floats over and writes “slut” write above her pubic hair.

Aveian: I put my brand where only I can see it. But I’ll make you pay for what you were going to put on me.

Sora erupts in a orgy of pleasured moans, every once of air in her carries the sounds of carnal desire.

Aveian: Actually I like this flavor a lot.

He wraps his arms around her lower body and starts trying to get every last drop of her essence out of her. Sora slowly starts to sit back up, still blushing and breathing hard.

Sora: Wow, guess he really likes it.

Aveian: Da… ou…

Sora: Yeah, he likes it a lot!

Lays back and rubs Aveian’s bare and scratched chest with her thighs.

Sora: (relaxing into the pleasure) Yeaaaaaaaaah, I’ll have to make this up to you later, because this feels SO good!

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The group reaches another village.

Draka: (pointing) That is the house of the guy you saw explodes, if that guy agrees with you think I’ve given you enough proof.

Kit: The first house was enough proof.

Draka: (walking up the stairs) Shut up Kit.

Draka knocks on the door and a young mother comes out to greet her.

Draka: Are you the mother of Gold Alchemist 2805?

Woman: I believe that was my son’s service number.

Draka: I must inform you that your son attempted to dessert, and his Terminus Seal was activated.

Woman: I suppose it couldn’t be helped…

Kit runs up next to Draka

Kit: Are you serious? Your son is dead and you can accept it like that?

Woman: He was chosen to be a service to his country, to give his free will so that his kin could live. What he did was selfish and wrong. He knew what his fate would be, and it6 was dealt to him by the hand of justice.

Kit: How can you say that? Do you even know how the executions are carried out?

Woman: Now that you mention it, it should be “The lips of justice.”


Draka and the woman both smile and laugh a little.

Kit: Stop fucking around! How can you two be so heartless!?

Woman: Look, I loved my son, I regret his fate, but if it wasn’t carried out this way he would have died none the less. If I were to hold back my son, than others would hold back their children, and we would not have Gold Alchemists, therefore we would not have money, and without it we could not supply the war effort. If the war fails then we would be conquered, and the enemy would kill us all brutally. My son died by being kissed to death, in his final moments all he felt was pleasure, the gore is to insure that and to scare others into not resisting. I pity the fate of my son up until the moment he tried to escape, but not after.

Draka: Thank you; that will be all.

The woman goes back inside and Draka steps down, Kit following, they join up with the other girls and start to walk back.

Kit: Well, if the tour is over I’m convinced.

Draka: So you’ll work along side me from now on?

Kit: Why not, it’s not like I mind being at your side.

Draka: (blushing and looking away, but saying it kinda pissy) Good.

Foxxy strolls up to Kit’s side, her hands behind her back stretched to her ass.

Foxxy: You trying to be kinky or something Big Bro?

Kit: Huh?

Foxxy: You have handcuffs on. Are you really that dumb or did Allenby just tell you to keep them on for later? (Giggles and winks)

Kit: I kinda forgot, guess I’m used to it by now…

Kit goes to stretch his arms and break them, but can’t seem to do it.

Kit: Shit. I can’t break them… Draka, are these extra strong or something?

Draka: No they’re normal.

Kit: Well you healed my arm, I should be able to break these.


Draka: I healed the pain in your arm. I don’t know Medical Alchemy, just how to alter feelings. I made you no longer feel pain in your arm, and for your to brain keep you from doing anything that would damage your arm. Plus I might have made you keep forgetting you were cuffed…

Kit: So your arm is still broken?

Draka: Yeah.

Kit: (sarcastic) Yay.

Foxxy: I’ll help!

She takes the hand cuff chain in her hands to snap it, but is stopped.

Allenby: Wait.

Foxxy: What’s up Sis?

Allenby: (slightly embarrassed, scratching her cheek) Foxxy, can you just have Draka unlock them, I kinda wanna use em on him later…

Foxxy: (impish smile) In that case go right ahead! Take it away…

Draka goes over and unlocks them, then walks past him; Foxxy passes by a second later, both delivering words of advice.

Draka: Kit, you’re gonna get it so bad later…

Foxxy: You won’t be walking any time soon…

Foxxy tosses the cuffs and keys to Allenby, who quickly catches up with her injured lover, wrapping her arms around him from behind.

Allenby: Enjoying your freedom?

Kit: (stretching and flexing his arms) Yeah.

Allenby: You better while you can, because you’re not going to have it very long…

Kit gulps, but remains happy.

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Multiple MXs fly towards Neo-Egypt.

Pilot: Enemy spotted, Operation commenced, let’s move out!

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Draco in his shirt, welding mask and gloves, is fixing his armor with a welding torch and smith’s hammer.

Draco: I wonder what those idiots are doing now. How did I end up working with these people, or back home? My life is so fucked up.

While he is pondering he manages to light his shirt on fire.

Draco: Oh shit!

Draco quickly throws his shirt off and continues working.

Draco: I have no idea why I even bother wearing a shirt, the sparks don’t hurt anymore.

Draco finishes the metal work then sets his armor in water to cool, then removing his protection, walks out of the Smithery.

Draco: I should see what Aveian and Sora are doing; they might have discovered some new information.

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Draka: We should check in at the CIC now that we’re back.

Foxxy: Good, I need to submit the report to Aveian.

Kit: Its my job, I outrank you.

Foxxy: But you will be busy.

Allenby: That’s right Kit, you can say hi to Aveian, then you’re coming with me and your not going to leave for a long, long time… (Cuffing his hands behind his back) (Seductively whispering in his ear) Because you are now my prisoner!

As they reach the doors to the CIC, Foxxy readies to give her report, while Kit readies to be dragged away. The doors open and as they enter…

(Ending music)

Foxxy: Commander, we’ve back and because the Captain is busy I’ll be submitting the… HOLY PEPPITA!!!!

Sora: (ravishing in pleasure) Oh yeah!!!! Get it all! Lick it all up!

Aveian: (between deep, wet, passionate kisses to her lady bit lips) Roger… that…

Draco walks in

Draco: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!?

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King Dracula is weeping openly alone in his throne room.

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Sylven sits atop a high building, staring at a white artificial moon, seeing only Kit’s face.

Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star music)

Foxxy: So yeah, this chapter was weird, really weird. Didn’t go at all like it was planned out, but hell, if you’re reading this, you read it, and that’s all that matters! Wasn’t Sylven so cute!? Maybe Marane should have built him with little ears that wires come out of. Or maybe build him a twin brother. Oh well, next chapter has more Sora and Aveian action, well a different kind. This operation can’t fail, after this it all comes together. If this fails a lot of people die, so what is the Commander thinking, we can’t trust Sora alone out there, she betrayed us once, she’ll do it again! Nobody changes! Well, I’m sure everything will turn out okay… right? RIGHT!!!!!!!? Next Chapter of Absolute Power: Redemption. You better get ready!



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Friday, August 18, 2006

MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!!
OH YEAH BABY!
Snakes On A Plane!
it drops today and i watched the first release!
speacial 10 pm shpwing the day before it comes out and i saw it! i'm so fuckin geeked! i mean this was, and is the greastest movie in the history of film! oh my sweet lord was it good!
and best of all i saw it at the first showing, so only me and other uber-fans were there! we cheered, clapped, gave ovations for it! the title screen, huge ovation and WOOOOOOOOOT's. Samuel L. Jackson first comes on the screen, huge crowd reaction.
it was so awesome to see it in a place full of people as Psyched to see it as me!
and it was SO much better than i expected it to be, i mean i thought that once i got there it would just be silly, and rely on the hype that it had produced, but it was really good.
the plot was solid, the characters were well written, thw whole, Snakes On A plane thing is even mentioned, that the idea is insane, but they explain why it is effective.
i really couldn't have asked for a better movie, i can't wait to see what Stewart, Colbert, and Pereira have to say about it. i mean the whole "Snakes On A Set," thing on Attack Of The Show was so cool. i have to say this movie was the most hyped movie i ever saw, and it totally lived up to it, fuck that, it SURPASSED it!
i don't care, whether the comercials make it look good to you or not, i went into this movie expecting platnium, and my expectations were blown away, so if you are expecting shit, your mind shall be blown!
please, for the sake of almighty God you must see this move!
it is awesome!
watch it!
watch it!!!
WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well moving on to the current saga, my apperant gayness. i must say i find more evidence each day. like today, i left my dad's house early so he could sleep before SNAKES ON A PLANE! so i was all sad cause i was afraid i would lose quality phone time with my beloved, being as SNAKES ON A PLANE! occupied the same space, so i called up my baby and told her, and she didn't sound sad at all, she was fine with it because she knew how totally stoked i was to see SNAKES ON A PLANE! and te fact that she was okay with it, that i could have SNAKES ON A PLANE! and my beloved made me so happy, almost to the point of tears. so after that i started watch my Gundam SEED Destiny DVDs again, and almost cried when Shinn's family dies, then when you see Mu die again, and the Astray Pilots, also Nicol. yeah that almost made me cry, then the ending song, Reason, the lyrics to that reflect my life so much its like someone wrote it just for me, if it potrayed my relationship any better it would have to use name's, dates, or actually scenes from my life.
i even almost cried several times watching SNAKES ON A PLANE! there are some real heart wrenching scenes in there. plus some scenes that just scare the piss outta me. no Mile High Club for me, SNAKES ON A TIT! as mister Samuel L. Jackson said himself in an interview.
so yeah, Artist, you uber-macho self righteous bastard! [still a good friend and loyal reader] maybe i'm not a "Man," as you would like to define one, but i'm loved for who i am, and i'm happy to be emotional, vane, beauty obssesed, love-centered, bitchy, whiny, a slight bit of a puss at times, and a yaoi fan-boy to some degree. i love me for me, and i'm pretty damn happy to be me. so go watch some porn, mister manly man, i'll go get a bunch of girls to be my fangirls by bying gravitation then just randomly wandering around the anime section in my pink sunglasses, perfect nails, moisterized skin and face, with shimmer, and my long, lucious, beautiful, fluffy and silky hair. being super-uber-cute of course -^_^-

go watch SNAKES ON A PLANE!
DO IT NOW!!!!!!

now if you'll excuse me, i gotta get my anniversary present ready.

-Quote-

Samuel L. Jackson: That's It! I'M SICK, OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!

and that my friends, is movie magic!

-Senshi jokes-

[and yes, i write these myself]

While taking the SATs, hire Senshi to beat the shit out of the proctor, then take the answer book.

- AP Comments -

Kit: Leave us alone!

Foxxy: We're watching SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Samuel L. Jackson: Eddie kim filled the plain with poisonous snakes!

Kit: i love this movie SQUEEEEEEEEE!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Exceled Saga
Well, it may just be that once again my flow of comenters was shit because people have returned to school, but it seems that the general concensus was quite kind and settled on the idea of "you're not gay."
which was quite different from my expectations, i mean i can't really continue the gay saga of posts if i get all sweet comments. but it is a welcomed change of pace.

yeah, so after ranting last night i felt a lot better. like usual i just kind bitch myself healed. yeah, i think it was just that time for me, i seem to have a lot of mood swings, i'm just lucky that because i'm male, massive blood loss doesn't accompany these emotional benders. so thats all good.
so really now i don't give a shit if people think i'm gay, i think its just the fact i had flashbacks to my darker days, so my ancient fear fueled the emotion of that post.

i'm also glad that watching Gravitation, even if it is fluffy-light-sissy yaoi, still makes me slightly more tolerant than your average male otaku. and i really did wanna watch the more hardcore stuff. Sukisho for sure, it looked so good! the story, the lust, it seemed the perfect way to get my trial by fire yaoi-watcher title. but unfortunatly i really have no embarassment free way of purchasing said boy love, plus its only in sub, and i really like my anime dubbed, and i don't want to be uncomfortable off the bat before i even get to the ass-raping. yeah, and i thought of buying the Man's best friend manga, but it too would cause imbarassment, plus its hentai level i think, and it would be the first manga i ever bought, and i'm not popping my cherry on gay guys. so yeah it seems that Gravitation is my only choice here. but its good, so no biggy.
plus i mean, lot at the Marane x Sylven content i write. and i do visualize EVERYTHING i write there. all the ass penatration, the oral compilation, the man-juices flowing out of ass cracks, the sight of the...
enh, i think you get the point, for some reason i don't feel like talking about graphic yaoi right now. sometimes i just feel like i'm crossing the line, like to the point i offend people so they won't come, not my normal entertaining offensiveness.
of course, chances are i'll have an underaged girl masterbating while i describe a scene from a harcore yaoi i cxreated in my AP box, so i guess no matter what i'll have that bit of vomit inducing goodness.

but the sad thing is i actually LIKE Gravi. i mean i can't wait till monday when i get to see the next episode. i'm now a yaoi fanboy, a straight yaoi fanboy. i'm either really hot, being as i can watch the panty wettening femasle aphrodisiac of hot boys kissing and doing naughty things, really far ahead, like gals will be amazed that i watch so much shoujo and yaoi anime [i plan to eventually buy Man's best friend, and Sukisho], or i'm just really wierd, and people, including grls will just look at me funny.

and yes pro wrestling looks fake,
if yoiu watch the bad ones. like WWE, the ECW that now has wrestling vampires and drunk men beating retarded people with kendo sticks.
but if you watch TNA, Ring Of Honor [ROH] or old ECW it in not fake. Seeinh hand shaped welts from Knife edge chops, or seeing the criss-crossing of boot laces from snap kicks. watching a guy get thrown into a pile of barbed wire, thats on fire, and covered in thumb tacks, and you see the guy bleed fromthe gashes razor wire leaves, once i saw them ghave to stop a match cuz the guy was too weak from blood loss to get out of the wire. in TNA, Sabu landed nuts first, TESTICALS FUCKING FIRST ON BARBED WIRE! okay, fake that, i saw him try to yank his pants off the barbs. he then pulled out what appeared to be a scapel, and gashed 3 long slashes into his opponents arm, and they were real, i saw them heal week-to-week. that is not fake. i saw Jeff land that 40 ft drop onto cement, and he limped out to the ring for a battle royal later that night [Nash was supposed to have a tiotle shot, but he had a yeast infection... staff infection! so they held a battle royal for who got his spot] there is no way to fake getting stabbed with a scalpel, or falling 40 ft when they shoot the floor and table to show there's no padding.
yes, bad wrestling is fake, and they get hurt a lot more, because they learn how to take fake falls, in TNA they teach you how to take bad falls.

Absolute Power, i shall write more of it!

-Quote-

"Hello Kitty,
I only wish to provide you
feel tired and deprtessed
with some strength and
aspiration when you
in life."

-Japanese Hand-Bag

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris's kicks may be all that can cut him
But Senshi's can break him

- AP Comments -

Foxxy: Kit, i need help.

Kit: I'm not doing that, ask Draco!

Foxxy: NO! and Draco sucks at it, he can't find my G...

Kit: no telling!

Foxxy: Watch the yaoi.

Kit: No!

Foxxy: But your a boy, i need help!

Kit: Help with what?!

Foxxy: does all that really come out?

Kit: How would i know?!

Foxxy: you have sex a lot! how much comes out?

Kit: *looks for a second, then turns away with shock* Not that much!

Foxxy: then were is it coming from?

Kit: Sylven's whole body is fake, he probably has a gallon jug of stuff and a sub-pump, i Marane is sick like that...

Foxxy: *turned on* i don't care, its HOT!

Kit: Leaving now...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The next rant.
i think my rants come in sagas
i mean there was the love saga
the question saga
the pretty saga
the darkness saga
now we begin the gay saga...

well i'd have to say the hardcore Marane x Sylven yaoi i wrote in the AP section of every post for the like past month was kinda a teaser to the whole gay saga.
but serious, everyone thinks i'm gay. all i get is gay jokes, my GF thought i was gay when she first met me [probably why she liked me so much at first, yaoi freak] half the people thay come to my site either asking if i'm gay, saying my site makes me look gay, they think i'm a girl, or various things along those lines. And you know what? after a while it hurts, it really does. i may be a pussy, i may be feminine, i may be intrested in girly stuff, act girly, or be interested in yaoi, but i'm not gay. its a big deal to me. it leads back to the days before i was saved, while i was alone, scared, enveloped in darkness, self-loathing and pain. everyone called me gay, i never went an hour at school without someone calling me gay. and after a while it got to me, i thought thats why no girls liked me, or talked to me, or noticed me, because they all thought i was gay, i was really scared, gay guys kept hitting on me, really, seriously too, like they wanted my ass right that minute, yet no girl even seemed to know i existed. i get it, i'm a femine pretty boy puss, but after a while, all the gay jokes really hurt. because i think too much, i trust others too much, i believe in the wisdom of others above my own. so i think that if everyone calls me gay, maybe i am.
i think that everyone in the world can't be wrong, and i do act gay, it doesn't matter if ive never had a crush on a guy, or the thought of me in any sort of gay sex just confuses me, i might be gay!

you underestimate my insanity, i am that crazy,p i will question myself like that. its okay to bust my balls every once in a while, but right now its kinda getting out of hand. if people aren't calling me gay, they call me homophobic, racist, or perverted. everyone is picking a fight with mr, and its starting to get to me. i'm gonna start flippin out soon, i'm one step closer to the edge, and i'm about to break! [emo moment]

well, actually this rant is helping, but still, i am having some gay issues.

and thanks a lot for telling me that Gravitation is light yaoi! here i was feeling speacial! like i was good at it, like i was more tolerant than usual. like i wasn't one of those stupid guys all "i hate yaoi, ewwwwwwwwwwww!" i thought i was unique, accepting, above the level of most guys. but i guess i'm just average. maybe even below average, maybe i am homophobic! i guess i'm just not outstanding...
at least i was warned ahead of time, so i didn't value myself too much before my sense of accomplishment was ripped from my hands and used to beat the living shit out of me.
i have to say though that i expected the action of viewing said hot boys kissing action would cause me more discomfort, i expected to be as freaked as i see other guys when they see yaoi, but i just watched it like any other anime, i'm kinda psyched about seeing the next episode, two down, 11 to go. but i guess thats normal, i didn't do anything new, or exceptional.
oh well, i'm still happy.
and my normal bitch self
just not as full of pride and glowing with a sense of accomplishment, but i guess i did nothing to earn that.

its kinda funny, i really do like the characters, Yuki seems like me, but gay. and the characters are definatly interesting and entertaining! as much as i hate to admit it a i'm lovin the series. i mean the relationship between suichi and yuki is about as transperat as saran wrap, but its all good, i know the whole show only exist to showe gay boys kissing, so i can respect that aspect.
and being as i watche episode two loike a year ago, i knew the first kiss was coming, i bit my hand thinking it woul creep my out, hard enough to leave a mark still there now, but actually it wasn't thst bad, didn't bother me at all.
does that make me more yaoi tolerant than the average guy?

And wrestling is not fake. its scripted, but the good stuff is real, i saw Jeff Hardy jump off a 40 ft piece of set, through a table, onto a cement floor, and it was front shot, not from a wierd angle like in WWE so they can hide the mats, he really hit floor. i'm sp pissed Jeff is going back to WWE! that is not a good thing! he belonged in TNA, i was hoping Matt would come join him, but NOOOOOOO. oh well, i don't watch it for the WWE guys, i watch it for the X-Division, especially Samoa Joe and Senshi. along with that hot pile of smoking man-meat:
Alex Shelly!

i mean he is so awesome!
i mean his finishing move was the "Skull Fuck," where he would wrap his thieghs on the guys head and beat his face against the mat with pelvic thrusts. he humps people as a finishing move [he used to] HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!

And Senshi is only the best martial artist/pro wrestler i ever saw! his ROH fight with Samoa Joe was just chops and stiff kicks for 30 minutes, you could see boot lace and hand shaped welt on their torsos!
yeah, wrestling is SO fake.
well, WWE is, but i only watch that to laugh at it.
its kind of like watching if Batman broke his leg in a way it wouldn't heal, so you just watched bruce Wayne all bloated and fat, fart and scratching his balls in a crappy apartment.
that is WWE to anyone who grew up watching WWF, or ECW.
and i don't mean today's ECW with wrestling zombies and strippers with no sense of Rhythm.

i'm writing Absolute Power and i know that maybe one person is reading.

Laharl x Flonne i know none of you care
but i'll keep requesting art of them.

-Quote-

"Great, its 5 in the mourning, i'm going to watch cheap yaoi, then pass out on the bed, i'm going to have fun dreams!"

-Me, last night

i did actually, i mean not at night, just after i woke up, then tried to fall asleep, i went over scenes of gravitation, mostly the kissing ones, then i'd burst awake, then fall baclk asleepish, then more yaoi, repeat, repeat, repeat...

-Senshi jokes-

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday”.
Senshi calls it "concussion fantasy caused my two many stiff snap kicks to the temple."
either one may be right.

-AP Quotes-

Kit: now that you're watching yaoi you don't wanna write it huh? [whack] OW!

*Foxxy chucks a channel changer at his head*

Foxxy: trying to do myself here! *looks at TV* Sylven's stuff is coming out of his mouth! OOOOOOOOOOOH! *slides down off the couch* that was good *panting*

Aveian: just keeps getting better...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Foxes... BAD?!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah FireFox was the problem
so i have to use IE *cringe* to fix stuff.
great, now i can't be a holier than thou doche bag when i fix my profile.
my world is over... -^_^-

yes, at times wrestling is like yaoi, cept yaoi implies PRETTY boys, HHH is not pretty, nither is Sabu, Umaga, The great Khali, Kane, UnderTaker.
now Alex Shelley, if i were gay, IF I WERE, FUCK_DAMNIT IF ONE OF YOU CALLS ME GAY I'LL DECAPITATE YOU AND DEFICATE IN YOUR LYRNX!

-^_^-

...anyway, if i were gay, i'd be screaming for Shelley like a preteen girl at a Justin Timberlake concert. hell, if i looked like Shelly i'd pleasure myself into a mirror! i mean Shelley is HOT!
i mean that in a way that i wouldn't mind looking like him. i wouldn't mind looking like Randy Orton either, he's handsome, and he's got a package like a cantelope, its kinda hard not to notice.
RVD is cool too, but i'd rather he was my friend, i wouldn't want to be so short, or have an ass like a sista, i mean Rob got BACK!
yes, so i could see the homo-eroyicism in pro wrestling, i mean the greeks did it naked, at least these guys wear pants.
but i know all you guys dislike it, but i dare you, DARE YOU to watch TNA Impact on Spike TV, and say you didn't like it, well actually, i'd say rent an old DVD at the video store, espcially Lock Down, or one with an Ultimate X, believe me, those matches convert people! my bro has done it right infront of me, its great to watch!
besides, for some reson you all love the senshi jokes, but you never want to watch him... [POR QUE!!!!!!!!!?] but the best thing about Senshi i that his voice sounds so wierd coming out of his body, i thought, based off the name, that maybe he on;ly spoke Japanese, and it was a voice over, like in godzilla movies.
but it is him talking, wich is really funny to watch.
and i mean you can watch the promos too.
i mean you get great ones like christian asking Santa for what it takes to make him champion, like [these are all jabs at the current champ, Jeff Jarret] orange sun glasses, a blonde pompadore, a acustic guitar, a shirt that says "Don't P*ss me off," and white pants. Jeff then comes out and talks crap, so Christian goes "i'm sick of verbilly abusing you Jeff, so come down here so i can physically abuse you, SLAP NUTS!"
or the unintentionally hilarious promos of Scott Steiner, Big papa pump, *snickers* the big bad booty daddy! whats great is the dramatic voice over guy had to say that, you know the guy that makes everything sound uber-dramatic and epic, saying "the big bad booty daddy!" yeah, scotty just yells incoherent insults in a fake angry voice, and seems to not understand the idea of punctuuation, or stopping at them, so he just ends up going "SamoaJoeorasicallhim"FatJoe"i'mnotafraidofthatfatbastardcausehewasbornwithanextrafatsouuuuuuhfatsoFATCELLsoi'mjustgoing- tojustsetalineofdonutsleadingawayfromtheringbecausethatfatbastardcan'tresistdonuts!"
yeah, biggest arms in the world, shortest fuse [hense the anger, half the measure, double the pointless rage] people say he's on steriods, actually, he puts colligen in his arms.

well, speaking of yaoi like content
i plan to watch Gravitation
because its on demand, free, and dubbed, so i think it makes a good intro to the world of yaoi, and will show me if i can handle the yaoi.
so my plan shall now commense.

shall write more of Absolute Power

Laharl x Flonne i know none of you care
but i'll keep requesting art of them.

-Quote-

more good promos

"i want to hurt you scotty, i want to make your children cry."

-Samoa Joe.

i love that line "i want to make your children cry." he says it so calm, kinda laughing, so sadistic. he's enjoying himself.

more wrestling...

-Senshi jokes-

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side,
Senshi did not give them enough time to surrender...
so many deaths.

-AP Comments-

Kit: *still throwing up*

Foxxy: *licking her lips and watching the hardcore Marane x Sylven oral action* Ummmmmmm, Sylven, get him! So hot! h god, i'm getting so horny...

Draco: *exuasted* I'll get naked now...

Foxxy: Fuck you! YAOI!!!! *pants unzip* mmmmmmmmmm. i like this... i like it a lot! *moans really loud* OH YEAH!

Draco: Anyone not disturbed yet?

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!


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Monday, August 14, 2006

Crisis.
i got 3 comments.
my comments are decreasing quite drastically.
i'm really wondering if i'm doing something wrong.
i mean people don't stop showing up in droves like this for no reason.
i guess it could be school
or people taking on the road vacations
but i went from like 20 to 3 in a week
that isn't normal.
i hope these are just flukes
i miss my peoplezez
i sure hope i'm not being abandoned.
[hello abandonment issues, you are my FRIEND!!! *glomp*]
so i'm hoping its just a bad situation that will be aleaviated soon

or it could be the content
which will change soon
my friend who i was so upset over is feeling better
so now that that issue has been fixed things around here will get lighter with happiness finding a way to this person
i'm glad that the people around me are feeling better
i was attracting quite dark people around me, so i'm happy that things are lightening up, wether it was because of me or not.

well, i thought i'd have extra time today
but my love made sure that wasn't true.
which was so sweet of her
i'm glad i have no time thanks to her.

well today was uneventful
i basically got up, messed around a lot
then went to my Dad's house to watch TNA Wrestling: Hard Justice,which sounds like a porn title if i ever heard one! but its not! its really good wrestling, and most of the wrestlers are from Detroit. Sabin is from Hell, MI. thus his intro that chants "HAIL SABIN! HAIL SABIN!" wonder if he hadn't come up with that little pun if he'd have to be from Detroit like everyone else. Then Shelly and Kevin Nash. i miss Shelly when he first came in, he had a move where he locked his inner theights on a guys head, then with his crotch against the back of the guys head he would drive the dude's face into the mat over and over again with pelvic thrusts. that was his finishing move, it had no name, but i think we all can invent one...
Then we have Kevin Nash, this dried up old has-been. he used to be in NWA title matches, but he'd always get sick. Neck surgery, knee surgery, staff infection, yeast infection, bloating, cramps, heavy flow...
now he is a tool used to show that X-Division [high fliers] guys can beat the crap out of big, muscular guys. he keeps jumping X-Division guys, but when it comes to one-on-one fights he chickens out. tonight he had a neck injury, they said he was faking it, given his record i'm not sure.
then we have Rhyno. my dad knows him personally, he sold Rhyno furniture. i like that Rhyno and the dudley's stayed at TNA, instead of going to WWE or ECW [same thing now, paul heyman is a whore] Rhyno even said "there they give you a script and say 'say this, do this.' here they go 'take this microphone, AND KICK SOME ASS!'"
so i respect him, vince is viloating ECW, sandman is wrestling zombies, and they have an ugly chick with no sense of rhythm trying to strip. vince is basically passing off shit under the name of the product, to soil the name. its really under-handed, but useful.
well at TNA a pyro went off wrong and sey the cat-walk on fire, so they hasd to evacuate the arena, it took a half hour to get everyone out, in that time they just showed the same promo like 40 times, then they come back and talk about the fire, and talk for 20 minutes while they get everyone back inside, and basically said they would cut the bad matches, and even capitalized on it going "will the fire affect so people's games tonight?" it was pretty funny
Senshi won his match with a drop kick to the face!
Senshi is my homeboy
and Chuck Norris fears him.


well i played more shining tears today
while weatching TNA
my bro was playing his DS
yet we were bot enjoying the Wrestling goodness.
i think i should level up to 50 before i try to beat it.
need to be extra strong.
but my anniversary is coming up
so i gotta get letters and gifts ready
i need more time...
MORE TIME!!!!!!

pewople are saying my profile is screwed up because of firefox,
is that possible?

also please read yesterday's post if you haven't already and can

Absolute Power i hope to write more tonight. i will damn it!

Laharl x Flonne i know none of you care
but i'll keep requesting art of them.

-Quote-

same line of thought as my last quote.
this is an actual question from the sex advice segment from Attack Of The Show, In Your Pants

"My girlfriend wants me to have sex with her on her period, how do i tell her its just wrong?"

Anna: Some people like the whole blood thing.

Kevin: but how do you know if the girl is liking it, like what's blood, and what's... not?

Anna: i say do it if you want, or tell her that you're not into it, there are a lot of ways to please a women without going down there.

Kevin: take it from me, when the red sea is flowing heavy, navigate your conue to the mouth of the river, the waters are so much more friendly there for you to finsh your pleasure cruise.

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck norris Drives a ice Cream Truck covered in human skulls...
that Senshi jumped throught the wind-shield of and drop kicking him in the face.

-AP Comments-

Kit: please don't tell me there is going to be another lame wrestling thing here.

Me: No.

Kit: thank good.

Me: You're welcome.

Kit: ass...

Me: Huh?

Kit: so what is today?

Me; YAOI!

*turns on TV were there is a close up of Sylven is passionatly "enjoying" [Marane forcing his prostetic to] Marane's man parts, as they spill or the essence of life, which runs down onto him, and off Sylven's lips*

Kit: *claws out, aiming with the other hand* must gouge out eyes...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Misguided.
you never know what you said
until some one takes your advice.

I'm sorry cant escape i did not realize that my last rant hit so close to home.
i often end up putting my foot in my mouth, but not on a subject as serious as that. i apologize to you over my misguided and warped views. i stated my uncertainty in my newly formed beliefs, my feelings in which i stated a will for the creation of human euthanasia, i was thinking of another. i would never want you to go. though in the same thought i want you to be happy, or at least as happy as you can be, if you do not believe you can be happy.
i am still quite naive, though my beliefs sound strong or wise because i'm well spoken, at times i say things that i feel are true at the time, thoughts thsat have not be pondered and sculpted like my beliefs on others. those thoughts were based off of passion, not thought.
i hope you can forgive me, my friend.
i really wish not to lose you.
please don't abandon me...

damn, that was sad, need happy now *plays Ningyo Hime*

well now, i'm feeling better
so now that you got the best part
time to discribe my damn weekend so far!

prepare to be bored!

well, basically i was told wed that i was going to the Chicago Aquarium fri at 6 am, so thursday [friday i guess] at 4 in the mourning [when i usually go to bed] i figured "why even sleep, i gotta get up in an hour!" *METEOR time* so i stayed up, sat in the shower for my usual hour, put on my like 5 facial products, and sat in the car for 4 and a half hours.
i was awake the whole damn time, luckily in illinois i came across a pop-radio station, and the DJ was the biggest flamer i ever heard. he makes Ant, Mario Cantone, Paul Lynd, Rue Paul, and Big Gal Al sound like Enrique Iglesias. so i was entertained.
once i got to the aquarium it was fun, at first. but after a few hours fish are fish, and you get really bored!
the vocal track to Presea from Tales of Symphonia keeps playing in my head "i just want to go home..."
yeah, so we went downstairs and got pizza, then smuggled out free refills of pepsi in old water bottles *IGNITED now plays* then i went to the gift shop to get a keep-sake and a gift for my GF. i got myself a cute little leopard seal, and my GF a Peguin. now see i was going to get her this huge, novelty sized one, it had cute eyes like a prinny, but if you looked at it head on it looked homocidal but i found out that those huge ones don't make the place very much money, so they tried to sell me a smaller, fluffier, cuter one. so after two hours of deciding [i swear i'm not exaggerating] i picked the fluffy one. girls like fluffy cute things, even though the novelty aspect does appeal to my love. i regret not getting the novelty penguin for myself, but it would cost my $20, the seal was free [mother-person buying] i may buy the uber-big penguin later.

after that we went down to the beach, and i carved my GF's name into a rock, where people had written memorials to lost swimmers, i think my message was more important -^_^-

so after that we got lost trying to find the car, then got in a trafic jam that took 7 hours to get home in.
so yeah, i had to talk to my beloved next to my mom, and my damn mom would not shut up, or roll up the window.
so yeah, the trip sucked.

today i just played Shining Tears, i found out that in the mirror world you can control characters besides Xion, plus you can fight better monsters, so now i train there, i use Mao, she is so fast and fun, i make Xion be back up, his link move makes you become a giant invincable hamster with a helmet that pimp slaps enemies, but does little damage.
so i like making new teams, like Mao and Elwyn, my favorite character and attack.
Kiener and Elwyn, a couple i wish existed.
so i am enjoying it more
even though i have to level up a lot to be able to beat the next level.
but it will be a whole lot easier
faster
and more fun now

TNA Wrestling is tomorrow
and more Shining Tears.

Absolute Power wish i could write some tonight

Laharl x Flonne
only the best couple ever!
draw them please!

-Quote-

My GF: I feel fat...

Me: i think i know why

GF: Huh?

Me: Its the middle of the month... that time of the month...

GF: How do you remember that!?

Me: How could i forget?

-Senshi jokes-

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It’s called Chuck-Will-Kill
Senshi learned a way to defeat it, in the style of Senshi slays ye

-AP Comments-

Kit: Peguins, seals? she got you a fox! foxes are so much cuter!

Foxxy: sure are!

Draka: so sexy too!

Draco: annoying too... *foxxy glomps him* get off!

Foxxy: Nevah! *giggles

Draco: your lucky...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!


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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Illiterate
i said "i'm ending the post here."
yet people go
"where are the jokes?"
oh well, my posts are really long
i guess i can't expect people to read it all.

at least i got questions!

artist0625: What happened to all the jokes?

like i said, i told you in the post that i'm ending it early, because it was a serious post, i do that every once in a while,
its not the first time.

And the AP stuff? Don't worry, i'll ad extra Marane x sylven scenes just for you!

sweet kisses: what makes you think you wont fall again?

i've found my worth, the person i love, by loving me as shown that i am good enough to be desired. that i have good enough qualities that girls want me. thus my ego has grown, along with me developing self worth, so that i'm a megalo-maniac to the core, instead of an empty shell filled with darkness with a convincing fascade of egotism on the outside. also, thefact that i fought the darkness, and that i know i can survive it, that i can become cold, but no die, be wounded, but not fatally, that my inner-self will not be killed, and that no matter how strong the darkness gets, my heart will exist and will not be lost, and eventually one will come to save me, because they want that heart.
the only way i would have to surive again is if my beloved left me,
i never want that to happen
but i refuse to let that kill me if it does.

why do you think lack of love is the problem?

because i see love as an end-all, be-all cure. because i believe whst helped my is OBVIOUSLY the cure for EVERYONE! if you find the one just for you, they are with you to soothe all your pain, they don't let you feel any pain. if you shed a tear they wipe it away. when you have another, all the broken pieces of each person fill eachother in. and if you both have the swame hole, then you work together to fing a plug to close it. to be loved is to have all your pain taken way. and i cannot understand people who forget about their hearts, i know that love is hard to gain, but its a hard-won victory worth winning. i realize that there are certain situations were physical or emotional intamacy would cause them even more pain. its just that i still think of myself as weak, so i think if love could save one as weak as me that a strong person definatly could escape the pain with love. and those who have one they say they love, but seem not to trust, confide in, or see as any help really desturb me. its like there heart is gone, and some evil organ of hate took its place. mock me for my theatrics, but it really does seem like they are the antithesis of the humanity i imagine. someone that dark, yet so adversed to help just scare me very deeply. people who cut, and suffer, and speak only of the misery of their life, yet do not want to be helped, if youi don't want me to save you, don't tell me you are in pain. and here is where my views get nice and corrupt.
if you really have sunken complety into darkness, given up on your hert, no longer will allow others to help you, and systematically destroy your body, if you've given up on life,
stop living.
if life is so bad, if you really are beyond hope, igf you are so broken no one can fix you, then die.
no one can help someone who doesn't want help, no one can help a person without a will for saftey. if you plan to be so, beyond human, just leave. pleaee end this suffering you complain about so much. because if you can live with the pain, if giving the choice where you can die or live with the pain, it doesn't hurt that bad.
i may be cold, but i'm sick of holding out my hand to have it slapped away.
i want to help
and at times it seems the best help i can give is to say just give up
my dog was in constant pain, and i knew that she wanted death, she was happy *tears welling up* she really knew whhay was going to happem, that things wouldn't hurt anymore
and she accepted it.
i think people should have that choice too.
a painless end to pain
for those who don't want to be saved anymore.

i would really like to discuss this
i feel that my feelings here need to be questioned and restated.
i don't know how i feel on this
so i need your guy's help
so i can have a solid stance on this issue.

well, 4 and a half hours to the damn aquarium
7 hours there
7 hours driving back.

i got NO SLEEP
not one minute of sleep last night
so tonight will be fun

my love called to make sure i got home okay
she is so sweet!

well, time for the crap...

Absolute Power i'm working on it, there's a chapter below, wonder how many people will think its one big post...

Laharl x Flonne
best anime couple ever!
will anyone actually do art for me?

-Quote-

"pain is beauty, thats why i like beimg so cute!"

- JD

-Senshi jokes-

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, its not becaudse its gay,
its because senshi threatened to kill him if he didn't.

- AP Comments -

*Sylven's naked, helpless body laying on the table, Marane hovering over him, with a lusty look in his eyes*

Marane: *mouth watering* i'm going to lick *licking down Sylven's cheek* every inch *aross his lips and down his neck* of your body *to the chest, where he licks rings around Sylven's nipple, licking, nibbleling and sucking all around it* some places *licking to his navel* more *grasping "Sylven" in his hand, licking his head* more than others *opens wide and takes it in*

Sylven: *blushing, panting swearting* if i still have that, then i'm still human, and you can't disable my body*

Marane: *something other than drool on his lips* Yaoi plots never make sense.

maybe i should warn people about that stuff...





















...nah.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!
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Absolute Power ch.16
Absolute Power
Mission: 16
Into The Belly Of The Dragon!

Draka, pulling Kit by his leash, leads the group through the bowels of the Kingdom. Allenby still looks very unhappy, she is in the way back just shuffling her feet and moping. Foxxy notices her and drops back to meet up with her.

Foxxy: You okay big sis?

Allenby: How am I your big sis?

Foxxy: Because you and my brother are together “that way.”

Allenby: What way?

Foxxy: You know, the best way.

Allenby: Its not the best way.

Foxxy: Why would you say that?

Allenby: (watching Draka drag Kit) Because it only brings pain.

Foxxy: Maybe the first time.

Allenby: Is there anybody you want to know like that.

Allenby looks over at Foxxy, so who looks down and away as that question hits her.

Foxxy: Not anymore…

Allenby: Sorry, I guess we can mourn our bad luck together.

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Sylven: What do you mean you can’t re-build my Gundam!?

Marane: The resources, and also the funds it would take to create such a high performance Mobile Suit are gigantic that we can’t gather them, and even if we could those actions would draw attention to Dherris Kharlan and would ruin all my careful concealing of my plans.

Sylven: So you refuse?
Marane: Yes.

Sylven: What do you think is the blast tolerance of this ship?

Marane: Nice try, but it’s too strong, you’re little plan won’t work.

Suddenly Marane feels arms around his neck.

Sylven: Then, if you won’t fix my Gundam, then there is no point in repairing my body, and no point for letting you live.

Marane: I’ll assist you then, because I cannot afford to die now.

Sylven: (moving back, releasing Marane) Good, because I still want to live as well.

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Kit: Why are you doing this?

Draka: Because I can, and ( in his face, looking and speaking seductively) Because you’re to sexy and easy to let go, I don’t care how you feel about me, I will keep you as mine, I’ll treat you well, and give you plenty of affection, as my own personal pet sex-toy.

Kit: You have no idea how happy that statement would have made me a year ago.

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Sora, Draco and Aveian walk together in audible range from Draka and Kit in front of the group.

Sora: Kit sure isn’t having fun up there!

Aveian: (lighting up, puts his lighter away) Tell Allenby that.

Draco: You intend not to.

Aveian: If she feels like she says she does its unnecessary.

Sora: (pleasantly surprised) That sure is a romantic outlook lover!

Aveian: I’m just trying to protect Kit from his own weakness.

Draco: If he truly is that weak, then he doesn’t deserve protection.

Aveian: I trust Kit, I trust his judgment, it’s only that this is the first time he’s done this, so it’s going to be difficult for him to adjust.

Draco: I’d like to imagine things will work out for them. But I’m not that naïve.

Sora: Kit is far too strong to give up. He just has to realize that his greatest weakness is in his heart, I only wish I could exploit it.

Draco: (sarcastic) Well aren’t you devoted?

Sora: (points with her thumb to Aveian) He doesn’t mind.

Aveian: Nope.

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Chibodee: Damn it! We’re trapped in here! We have to travel single-file, we’re sitting ducks!

Black-Soldier: Well I say we fuckin floor it and get out!

Chibodee: Good plan. All Suits, full thrust, if your Suit breaks down you will be trampled. All pilots, escape from this tunnel is top priority!

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Marane’s light transport enters Dherris Kharlan, the shield open to allow them in, then closes quickly behind them. The two men aboard the ship are in discussion.

Marane: So how about we repair your body, and allow your biological parts heal before we work on your full metal Mobile Suit’s frame?

Sylven: Do I have much of a choice.

Marane: Well you could push yourself again, put you probably wouldn’t survive.

Sylven: I’ll go along with your scenario, but just as I told Kit, once you no longer serve my will I will make you my enemy and fight you with full strength.

Marane: You need not worry about that, because without you I can’t really do anything, so I’ll help you in your mission, because the destruction of Negeta Zeru will surely help me in my mission, beside the fact I really want him dead.

Sylven: Get to work Alrock, before I die or get sick of you living.

Marane: Roger that.

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Draka stops at a room, making sure to pull in the leash, bringing Kit to her, so she can hold him all to herself.

Draka: Alright, first I’m going to show off this room, everyone just follow me.

Everyone follows Draka in, still in the groups they’ve been in, Foxxy still trying to cheer up her brother’s love.

Allenby: God! She’s all over him.

Foxxy: (cunningly) Well duh! I mean Big Bro is just so cute and cuddly, so how could she resist, you know if you had him like that you’d do the same thing!

Allenby: (slight laugh) I guess you’re right.

Foxxy: (confidently) Besides, since the moment he saw you, Bro was head over heels for ya, so you’ve never seen him at full strength, believe me, if he didn’t love you, if his heart wasn’t all yours, those two would have been alone in a room a long time ago.

Allenby: (touched) You really think so?

Foxxy: (all cute and bubbly) I know so (giggles)!

Allenby: Thanks.

Foxxy: No prob, now go get Big Bro back, I like what you do to him a lot more, he’s still strong now, he can resist her, he can’t resist you, he gets too weak. I like that. So go get em!

Allenby: No thanks.

Foxxy: (puzzled) Huh?

Allenby: I’ll let him play; I’ll get him back later, with interest for making me go through this.

Foxxy: Oooooooooh, that’s the spirit!

As they enter the room, Draka; seeing that the last of the groups has entered, starts the tour, still holding her new pet Kit on a leash, though he seems more embarrassed than anything else.

Draka: (speaking strongly to the group) This is the Armory Room for The Grand Neo-Walachian Army!

The Raven Corps. crew stare at the walls around them, Broad Swords, Lances, Armor, Saddles, and other types of equipment.

Draka: Not only to we store the weapons here, but by placing it in the middle of the Troop Barracks our soldiers can be ready to fight in a extremely short period of time. Also past that door (points) is The Training Ground, so that the soldiers can store there equipment here no matter what the circumstance.

Kit: (shackled at the wrist, on a leash, covered in yellow lips) But there’s a major flaw in your plan…

Draka: And what would that be, my little tasty treat?

Kit: None of your soldiers are armed in their quarters, so if a enemy force were to attack at night, and capture this room, the soldiers would be helpless.

As Kit speaks Draka looks hungrily at his lips.

Kit: Its basically obvious…

Kit’s voice is silenced, his tongue engaged in a duel with Draka’s. She pulls back at the first air break.

Draka: Oh you poor boy, you thought you could outsmart us? All the soldiers are armed at all times, so sorry Kit (moving in, eyes closing, and voice softening) but you lose again.

Draka thrust her mouth over his again, her tongue working away, and by the sounds she makes she’s enjoying herself. Meanwhile the rest of the group join up, watching the show.

Foxxy: Okay, I like messing with Kit, but this is getting to be too much!

Aveian: Kit is back to his old tricks again, seducing insane women he doesn’t mean to (lights up, again) idiot.

Draco: My sister is such a disgrace to my family. I can’t believe when my father dies she will inherit the Kingdom!

Sora: Man, this chick is a slut, I mean she barely even knows him! Have some damn morals bitch!

Allenby: (bewitchingly) I will so have to make him pay for this… (Thinking, sad, desperate voice) Kit…

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In the tunnel the MXs are flying full blast through the tunnel.

Chibodee: Think we’ll make it out?

Black Pilot: Shit dawg! How the fuck am I supposed to know!?

The tunnel stretches on into darkness forever, until a bit of light shows in the distance.

Chibodee: (delighted) The exit!

Black Pilot: Lets motor Cus!

The two of them push their Suits beyond the limit, they exit, and upon doing so the boosters give out and both MXs crash hard chest first on the ground.

Chibodee: We have to escape!

Black pilot: Way ahead of you!

Chibodee looks over and sees the other pilot running past him on foot.

Chibodee: You bastard!

Chibodee exits the chest, runs down the furrow in the ground and escapes exiting from behind the feet.

Chibodee: Too all soldiers, there are reserve ships in the hangar ahead, try to get to them, at this point all escape is up to the individual, we can’t win this fight, your goal is safe escape, and nothing else.

This message is heard over all the rebel’s inter-coms.

Soldier: Did you hear that men?

Soldier: Yeah, we’re going to give our lives to make sure he escapes.

1st Soldier: Affirmative.

All of the MXs stop there progress towards the ships, turn, and face the tunnel’s mouth. Chibodee turns to see this.

Chibodee: (touched) You idiots, (turns, and starts running towards the ships) You’re a bunch of damn idiots!

Black Soldier: (running easily beside Chibodee) Yeah, but they straight soldiers, and its our job now to make sure they deaths no go in vain.

The two of them run into the hangar and onto a ship, Chibodee takes the controls.

Chibodee: Yeah, I know…

Outside the Rebels are fighting desperately to keep the BV troops from getting through the tunnel.

Soldier: We can hold these guys back just a little longer!

The ship’s engines fire up, then the ship flies up the Mass Driver, into the upper atmosphere.

Soldier: Okay, they’re safe. Now we can end this.

The soldier activates the Self-Detonation. Part of the control panel slides away and a yellow and black “warning,” colored button comes up.

Soldier: For the preservation of our new and pure world!

The rebels fly into the tunnel, now widened from explosions, their Suits collide with the enemies, and they hit their buttons and explode taking their enemies with them.

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Chibodee’s ship flies through space.

Black Soldier: Now the real fun begins.

Chibodee: How?

Black Soldier: Does your ass have any idea where Kit or the Commander are cause I sure as fuck don’t!

Chibodee: Good point…

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Draka still with her lips all over Kit; moans passionately and happily. Her tongue can be seen hitting Kit’s cheeks on the inside. Then she slowly lets him go, opening her eyes seductively and staring at a still helpless, bound, and now yellow-faced Kit. Kit’s expression is blank and mindless.

Draka: That was fun, I can’t wait to do it again, (kisses him wetly on the cheek) (in his ear) Very, very soon.

Kits eyes grow wide and his mouth opens wider.

Foxxy: Okay, I’m stopping this now!

Allenby: No Foxxy…

Aveian: (sighs) Here we go again.

Draco: She’s so unfinished.

Sora: This is going to be good.

Foxxy marches right up to Draka.

Foxxy: I need my brother back.

Draka: He’s mine now, and if you be a good little girl I might let you borrow him.

Foxxy takes Kit’s hand, his eyes flash for a second.

Foxxy: (pulling Kit by the hand with her hand cupped around his fingers) Come on Big Brother, you’ve got lotsa explaining to do.

Foxxy walks along pulling him until his leash becomes taught, at which point she’s pulled back and she falls on her ass.

Draka: (light laugh) I told you can have my pet until I’m done playing with him.

Foxxy walks over calmly.

Foxxy: Is that so?

Foxxy grabs the chain and snaps it like thread.

Foxxy: I’ll be going now, (takes Kit’s hand again) come on Brother.

Foxxy pulls her brother outside by the hand, once they’re in the hall alone she pushes him against the wall and stands chest to chest with him.

Foxxy: What the hell is your problem?! (Silence) Letting Draka get all over you right in front of Allenby! (Silence) Are you crazy! (Silence) Talk to me you heartless bastard!

Kit says nothing, he just stares blankly.

Foxxy: (crazed) SAY SOMETHING!!!!!

Foxxy slaps Kit back and forth across the face repeatedly, punches him in the stomach, high-kicks him in the head, punches him in on the cheek, nothing.

Foxxy: SPEAK!!!!

Foxxy jumps and kicks Kit EXTREMLY hard in the balls, lifting him on the ground, but he just lands robotically, then stands back up.

Foxxy: Damn! Nothing works. What the hell.

Foxxy faces her brother with her hands on her hips, thinking. After a few moments she gets a sly smile on her face. She struts up to her brother.

Foxxy: Well Kit, there’s only one choice left, just don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Foxxy puts her hands on Kit’s shoulders, stands on her toes, leans in, and places her glossed lips softly against her brother’s.

Foxxy: (thinking) You asked for it bro, now snap to it before I have to…

Foxxy feels a hand on her shoulder, she sees its Kit’s. She stands normally again.

Foxxy: Bro your awake I’m so…

Kit tightens his grip.

Foxxy: (one eye shut) Ow…

Kit tightens it so more.

Foxxy: Oooooow…

Kit cracks his knuckles into her shoulder.

Foxxy: (hopping on alternating feet) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!! Please stop!!!!! It’s going to break!

Kit lets her go, she step out of arms length.

Foxxy: What the hell Bro?

Kit: (rubbing his lips) Why’d you do that?

Foxxy: (clueless) Do what?

Kit: (aggravated) Foxxy…

Foxxy: (eyes all sparkly and wide) I didn’t do anything, I’m innocent.

Kit: (pissed) Foxxy!

Foxxy: Eeeeeeep! (cowers, ducks and covers) its just because you were so far out of it, I couldn’t get you to snap back to reality, so I took dramatic measures…

Kit: (exhausted) You’re really weird.

Foxxy: (hops up, smiling wide) I know, isn’t it great? (Giggles)

Kit: Come on sis, we’re going to find out what exactly is going on.

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Marane works over Sylven’s sprawled out body.

Marane: You know, I hate Zeru just as much as you do?

Sylven: I don’t hate Zeru, I hate you. I only want to kill Zeru so that Kit will pay attention to me and I can kill him in a real fight.

Marane: And why do you hate me?

Sylven: For taking away my humanity, I can never regain that.

Marane: Yet you allow me to take away the last bit of your precious “Humanity,” now.

Sylven: I want to be pure, pure good or pure evil, it doesn’t really matter to me.

Marane: Enough talking, its “shut up,” time.

Sylven’s sight blurts and he passes out.

Marane: (thinking) I know my life will end by the hands of one of these people… (Images flash by) Kit Sune, Foxxy Sune, Aveian Wind, Sylven Blain, Negeta Zeru, and the others, I’ve tainted so many lives, I took away their destinies, now the only question is, who will take my life?

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Kit and Foxxy walk back into the room, they walk with a purpose.

Kit: Draka!

Draka: Yes my Tasty Toy?

Foxxy: (pissed) What did you do to my brother!?

Draka: (looking at Foxxy) (faking a sweet voice) This is big people business, why don’t you go away and come back when your chest is as big as your mouth?

Foxxy: (cracking fingers, sadistic tone in her voice) Or I could tear yours down to the size of your brain.

Kit steps between them.

Kit: You did something to me; in fact I think every kiss did something to me, what was it?

Draka: Very simple Kit, Alchemy. Just like how I healed your arm, I simply used the contact of my lips to rearrange the chemical signals in your brain, suppressing your consciousness and motor function, and also causing you to release massive amounts of pleasure hormones. So basically you slipped into a very deep, pleasure filled coma. The first one made it so you couldn’t resist, another put you under, the rest just made you feel better and better.

Foxxy: (thinking, and then speaks out loud) Rearrange brain chemistry? But isn’t that Human Alchemy? Isn’t that like, forbidden or something? Shouldn’t you have lost an arm or a leg, or a body?

Draka: Human Alchemy forbidden? You watch too much TV. And besides, only terrible Alchemists lose body parts, it happened to these two brothers a couple years ago, they were left to me to deal with, and it was fun. Their bodies taught me all I need to know about Seduction Alchemy. Man, who ever knew too much pleasure at once would cause come-down depression, Homo-Sexual incest, and Suicide? Wow those kids taught me a lot!

Kit and Foxxy turn around.

Foxxy: This chick is scaring me!

Kit: Me too!

Further back the others listen in.

Aveian: That level of power is disturbing, if she is able to alter brain chemistry; that would make her difficult to have to fight if she became an enemy. A fighter of that Alchemic Level cannot be ignored. I must keep my eye on her.

Draco: That is why I don’t fight with her, I unlike her, never learned Alchemy, let alone the level she knows; I don’t want to draw her fire.

Sora: I don’t need Alchemy to reduce men to drooling pleasure toys, that’s what sex is for!

Draka: All right, I’ve shown enough of this room, I’ll take you out to the Training Grounds. Everyone please follow me.

Draka goes to take Kit’s hand, but he pulls it away.

Kit: Sorry, but I know you powers now; I won’t make that mistake again.

Draka: Smart boy, but I will get you, since you know my little trick, I won’t try it again, so next time, I’ll just straight for your heart, and not waste time in your mind.

Kit: A challenge, I accept.

Draka: Good, from now on I’m your suitor, not your master.

Kit: Good to know.

Draka turns away and goes to the door, ahead of the other. Kit re-enters the group, right in the center.

Draka: Alright, if everyone will just follow me I’ll show you the Grounds.

Draka, followed by the Raven Corps. crew exit into Training Grounds. Outside the Cavalry are practicing maneuvers, seeing the new visitors, stop, dismount and approach the group.

Blue Haired Cavalier: The prince has returned!

Blonde: Fuck the Prince, look at the other Black haired guy?

Red Hair: He’s got scars on his cheek, a choker and shackles on.

Orange Hair: He’s obviously not afraid to have fun!

Black Hair: I like the white-haired one!

Blonde: Older, and a smoker! Sexy!

Blue Hair: Then it’s decided, we take these poor little bastards, drag them off to our quarters, and make sure they never want to leave again.

Kit: (looking at their chests) Damn! Look at the size of those things!

Blonde: Oh yeah, we’re all at least DD’s, that is the bare minimum for being a Walachian Cavalier.

Orange Hair: We’re all bred to do this; we are good looking, large chested, great warriors and High level Alchemists.

Black Hair: Lady Draka is actually a bit too flat chested to be a Cavalier, but she scored so high on the Alchemy Exam and the CQC Test that she had to be brought in.

Draka: Plus the fact that a Princess would be on the front line leading troops is really disheartening to the enemy.

Kit: So in other words your country forces people to breed big-breasted, beautiful daughters to ride on horseback, with their massive mammories heaving while they rush their enemies with duel phallic symbols?

Draka: Yeah, that’s basically the plan.

Aveian: I must admit; it is tactical genius.

Sora: Yeah, (groping her chest and looking down disappointedly) yeah, too bad I can’t ever try doing that.

Aveian: (puts one hand over hers) Don’t worry, tonight I’ll teach you everything your body can do.

Sora: I’m looking forward to that.

Black Hair: Speaking of night-time fun, how about it cutie?

Kit: Me?

Orange Hair: No one else here is as cute as you!

Blonde: So, have you been dominated by 3 women at once?

Kit: Sorry ladies, but I’ve had enough meaningless sex for a while, so try another guy.

The three of them walk forward and start touching him.

Black Hair: You misunderstand. We only asked to know how much fun you’re about to have.

Kit: What?

Blonde: We’re taking you with us, whether you want to come or not.

Orange Hair: We may not be as good at changing getting into men’s minds…

Blonde: But its pretty obvious how to please a man physically.

Black Hair: one broken arm? That makes things easier…

The three of them run their fingers over a limb each, slight glows come off.

Kit: Kit, I can’t move my arms or legs…

Blonde: Makes it a lot easier to take advantage of you, doesn’t it?

Foxxy: (pissed) I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!

Foxxy jumps clear over everyone breaking the group up, and landing between the Cavaliers and her brother.

Foxxy: Okay, all of you stop playing games with my brother! That’s for Allenby (under breathe) and me (back out loud) to do!!!

Black Hair: And how do you plan to stop us…

Blonde: Flat-Chest?

Foxxy: (malicious grin, pupils small, fangs bared) Oh, you’ll see!

Draka stands back, watching in quite horror.

Draka: (thinking) This isn’t good, she shattered that chain like it was a single thread, she over-ran my mind altering Alchemy, my soldiers don’t stand a chance, I don’t want to see my girls slaughtered, I have to stop her!

Draka goes to walk forward, when her brother streaks by, hands on his Sword.

Blue hair: (pulling her lances out of the ground) Lets go little girl.

Foxxy reaches into her pocket and readies herself to move forward, the Draco lands in front of her.

Draco: You stupid wenches are a disgrace to our Country!

Draco cuts the Blue Hair’s lances off near the hand and side kicks her back.

Blonde: Prince?

Red Hair: Why are you protecting her?

Draco: (Looking over his shoulder) Her? I’m not protecting her…

Foxxy: Thank you Drac… (Draco hits her in the chest with his Sword’s hilt) ow…



Foxxy falls over on to the ground, she lays there clutching her chest, rolling around and whining.

Draco: I wasn’t protecting her; I just wanted to keep her from killing all of you.

Cavaliers: Oh Prince, you do care about us! We love you!

The girls run towards Draco, lips primed, arms ready to glomp.

Draco: (getting into battle stance, sword poised) get away from me before I kill you all myself.

The girls step back, and Draco re-sheaths his sword, walking away, Foxxy runs back asw well.

Cavaliers: Oh the prince is so calm! He’s so hot! (Swooning fan girl-ness)

Kit: Good, I have my body back! Man, I’ve never had to deal with this caliber of Fan-Girl before.

Kit goes to walk away, but is stopped by a seductive female voice.

Orange Hair: Oh, we’re just too much for you to handle? Don’t worry, we’ll be gentle, just let us play a little.

Kit: (drooling, looking up) Oh man! I wanna say “yes,” so much! (Focused) But I can’t! I have to stay faithful! Sorry girls, but I’m taken, so bye!


Kit runs off at full speed back towards the rest of his friends, standing between his little sis and girlfriend.

Kit: (sighs) That was close…

Foxxy: (giggles) You almost gave in, didn’t you Big Bro?

Kit: Yeah, it was bad!

Allenby: I have to admit you are one hard dog to keep on a leash (rubs his head) But, you’re worth every moment of it.

Foxxy: Awwwwww, you two are so cute!

The two of them giggle, and wrap an arm each around each other.

Draco, exhausted as ever, walk back next to Aveian and Sora.

Draco: I have to deal with so many idiots.

Aveian: (lighting a cigarette, placing it in his mouth) Tell me about it.

Draco: I don’t who is crazier, Kit, Foxxy, or Draka…

Aveian: Believe me, knowing any of them close enough to tell is not worth it.

Draco: I hate all of you sometimes.

Aveian: I know.

Sora: (fuming) Bitches!

Draco/ Aveian: Huh?

Sora: (pointy teeth, white eyes, fist clenched, stress marks) These stupid bitches with their Alchemy! Try capturing and seducing men for real! (pouting) Fuckin lazy cunts.

Kit: (shouting from a few feet behind them) Wow Aveian! And you have to deal with that every day for the rest of your life.

Aveian takes out his cigarette looking down at it for a while, tapping off the ash, then looks over his shoulder at Kit.

Aveian: (calm and flatly) The sex is worth it.

Kit, Foxxy and Draco cringe.

Draka: Alright ladies, back to work!

Blonde: Its kinda hard to train when the Hottie parade is marching right by us!

Draka: Well unfortunately for you girls, this doesn’t appear to be a hands-on exhibit.

Black Hair: Well then I suppose we have no choice but to get back to training, let’s go girls.

All the Cavaliers grab their Lances and return to their mounts, to resume training.

Draka: Come on guys, its time to go to the next stop on the tour.

Draco: I’m sick of being led around my own damn house!

Sora: After seeing what she can do, I’m just going to play along.

Aveian: I still need to assess her abilities.

Kit: (walking up to them, then passing them) Lets just keep going, enh guys?

Foxxy: doing the same) No use resisting something not happening yet.

The rest of the group follows them and Draka back inside and to the next room.

Draka: (pointing to the door) This is the treasury, well you’ll see…

The door opens and a golden light shines out. The sound of claps and electricity ring out rhythmically.

Draka: Come on in to our dirty little secret.

The group walks in, around them as far as they can see is gold, gold walls, gold ceiling, gold floor, gold plies all around. On the ground are people in all black jump-suits, their bodies shaved, and sutras over their eyes. A conveyer belt runs in front of them, placing metal under their hands, which they clap over and turn into gold.

Draka: This is the source of our country’s great fortune! These Alchemists spend their whole lives transmuting lead and other worthless abundant metals into Gold.

We see as they clap blood trickles down from their hands.

Draka: The blood helps in the Transmutation.

Kit: Isn’t Transmuting Gold against the law?

Draka: If you’re an idiot! Whatever country wants to impose that law can go ahead and be poor! We’re going to continue to make ass loads of money!

Aveian: (watching intently, cigarette ash dropping over the catwalk railing) How do you select these Alchemic candidates?

Draka: Easy, any child born to commoners with unusually high Alchemic abilities are taken at puberty and made into Gold makers.

Aveian: (taps ash) What keeps them from escaping.

As he says that a Gold maker, sans sutras, tries to run off.

Draka: You’ll see.

Cavaliers run up and restrain him, stopping his limbs with Alchemy.

Gold Maker: Please don’t kill me! I couldn’t do it anymore, I just…

One of the Cavaliers stares him in the eyes; her eyes look very pleased to see him.

Cavalier: (Seductive) its okay… (Her hands wrap around his neck) I know this life has caused you a lot of pain… (Pushes down the neck of his jump suit) I’m going to make all your pain go away… (The other Cavaliers move away) You going to lose all your pain to me.

She catches him in a very deep kiss, a small alchemic reaction is seen at their lips, then another goes off at the back of his neck, and his torso explodes. The Cavalier lets his body drop, another makes a grave on the floor, another makes a ramp rolling him in, and another closes it.

Kit, Foxxy and Allenby look horrified, Draco and Sora look disgusted, and Aveian is indifferent.

Kit: (gasping) What… What the hell was that?

Draka: Those sutras over their eyes suppress their consciousness from making their bodies move, they also boost Alchemic Reactions, they also bear cursed marks called the “Terminus Seal,” if its activated it cause the rib cage to be turned inside out, catapulting the vital organs out of the body with such force it severs the spinal column in several places.

Aveian: (taps ash) Cheery.

Aveian steps away from the ledge, and immediately Kit and Foxxy grab his top’s straps pull him into a huddle.

Foxxy: Did you see that?!

Aveian: Yes.

Kit: And that doesn’t bother you?

Aveian: No, not really.

Kit: What the hell is wrong with you! They’re enslaving people, killing people, torturing people, even tampering with their minds. And you just want to stand by and let her?

Aveian: Incase you haven’t noticed, we’re not in a good shape to fight. Our base is gone, we have no troops, all of our Suits are damaged, and this is our only hiding spot. We can’t afford to make such a strong enemy.

Foxxy: (hurt) “can’t afford to make such a strong enemy?” What about Zeru!? Maybe we shouldn’t have pissed him off, and we could have lived happy little lives as dogs of the military! Aveian, are you even the same person who led the Coup and ran our base?

Aveian: I know. It seems wrong, but for right now wee have to lay low. I promise you two, if we have to lead another revolt, and if I feel like we can win, I’ll lead it, just promise me you two won’t stir up trouble until we can defend ourselves.

Kit: fine.

Foxxy: ‘Kay.

Aveian: Alright.

The huddle breaks and the three of them go back up to the group. Kit walks up next to Draka, who’s resting her head in her hands with her elbows on the rail.

Draka: (deep in thought, not even looking over) I heard everything you know?

Kit: Shit.

Draka: I realize it’s not the most glamorous way of life, but it’s all we know. The people agree, so I guess we just keep going like we do.

Kit: I can understand.

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Lord Dracula: Micrea my son…

Micrea: (over joyed) Yes Father!?

Lord Dracula: Do you think I am a good man my son?

Micrea: Oh yes Father! Defiantly!

Lord Dracula: Thank you my son, I only hope I can continue to walk the correct path, this future is quite turbulent and unclear, I don’t know if I will be able to take us through. My son I do not know if I will be the correct ruler for this time.

Micrea: (voice breaking) Father! Don’t say such things Father! You are the perfect ruler Father! And I will do everything as your son to help you in the future! (Gets up to face his Father) Father! Just tell me what I must do and I will help you!

Lord Dracula: Thank you my son, with your help I’m sure to succeed. (Thinking) He’s such a good boy, always trying to help, but Micrea is so fragile, he doesn’t know how little he can actually do. Also, I probably shouldn’t tell him he’s facing the wrong way.

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Black Soldier: You have any idea where the fuck we going?

Chibodee: I think I’ve found Kit’s coordinates; we just have to make it there.

Black Soldier: Think we going to make it?

Alarm blares.

Chibodee: Probably not.

Black Soldier: Looks like they found it.

Chibodee: Black Vulpine’s Space Forces.

Black Soldier: and we don’t got a single Suit.

Chibodee: Guess we gotta run.

The Stolen Transport goes full throttle, the Suits open fire with the Sniper Rifles, damaging the ship in several places.

Chibodee: We have no choice now! We have to make it!

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Kit: I can understand, so I want to learn as much about your Kingdom as I can Draka. You guys seem like the only allies I have right now, so I want to know about you… guys.

Draka: I’ll send some soldiers to show you around.

Kit: Awwww, can’t you show me around Draka.

Draka: (gasps, then covers her mouth) I’ll think about it…

Draka walks back to the front of the group.

Draka: Let’s go on to the next room.

The group leaves, Kit this time walks close to Draka.


Draka: This will be the last stop on the tour.

The doors open and they see a huge room, with hundreds of monitors and computers.

Draka: This is where we keep all the technology, no matter how old our customs are, we still need to watch our asses, so we have the most powerful surveillance system in space.

Sora: How do you know that?

Draka: We’ve seen all the other ones.

Kit: Wait, is that an MS hangar?

Draka: No, it used to be an Aviary, but since we learned Alchemy, we no longer use Military Falconry.

Aveian: Can we use it if we agree to help your Kingdom?

Draka: (Looking at kit) Yes.

Draka walks over to Kit.

Draka: Want me to take you to see the people? I know you don’t like how our Kingdom acts, so I’ll show you that the people don’t care. And if they do we’ll stop…

Kit: Why would you do that?

(Ending Music)

Draka: (Looks Kit in the eyes) Because I like you.

Kit just stands there stunned.

Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star Music)

Foxxy: Damn this was messed up! This story is getting weird, but I guess that’s why you like it anyway right? Well it gets weirder, as we go on a tour of the Walachian Country side, Draka is determined to prove that her way is right, to accept her ways. But is that all she’s trying to get Kit to accept? And what will happen to Chibodee, and What is that Black Soldiers name? Enh, you guys don’t give a fuck about that, what happens to Kit?! Well find out soon. Absolute Power: Next Episode: Paths to Power. So you better get ready! … Wait Sylven!?

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