Birthday • 1990-02-12 Gender •
Male Location • in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan Member Since • 2005-03-25 Occupation • slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki Real Name • J-D, Got it memorized?
Personal
Achievements • i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now... Anime Fan Since • i first saw Gundam Wing Favorite Anime • Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin, Goals • to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer. Hobbies • writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons Talents • annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
myOtaku.com: JD Person
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Uncentainty.
i got low visits today.
so, like always i question what the cause of it is.
i didn't visit yesterday because i was too lazy i guess. i slept for 13 hours, and woke up a 5 pm, so i only had an hour before i usually go and visit people, and i hadn't even taken a shower yet!
plus i had asked for fondue for dinner that day, which kinda takes a long time to eat, AND i had to mow both lawns, so i was uber-busy. and after i got done mowing the lawn the damn weeny dog wanyed to go for a walk, so i took her fat-ass up to the bad part of inkster and back.
see, inkster is a suburb of detroit, and i think everyone knows how WONDERFUL Detroit is. yeah, so there is a good part, and a bad part. i live in the good part, across the street from me is the rich part of the next city, but being as i dress like a wigger, and most of detroit is a hell hole, when i say i live inkster imeadiatly makes think i'm a badass. well anyway, i took her up to what i call "the crakhead district." because its full of drug dealers, addicts, and derangged homeless people. the ground sparles with broken glass, and as far as the eye can see it only gets worse. so i turn around to go home, and something catches my eye, and upon further inspection i burst out laughing. "you gotta be shittin me!?" the street before the crakhead district is called "Oakland."
so being as i was to busy being an idiot i could not do my usual rounds. and that could be one explaination.
or i could be the realative asshole-ish-ness of my last post.
i apologize if i offended anyone, but i was merely expressing my beliefs. i really do get annoyed by emo bitching. but i realized why...
its because of all the posers,
all the people that act depressed because they want attention, they say suicidal things because its cool. they know they can get love if they act this way, i don't like those people.
and thats why i don't like emo music, because i believe its partly a psycho-symatic thing. yiu think you're sick, so you make yourself sick. its like how drug commercials name off sympyoms till they name one you have.
Do you sleep too much?
do you not sleep enough?
does it hurt to pee?
can you pee?
do you pee too much?
are you depressed?
are you too happy?
do you have ED?
do you get too many errections at inapropriate times?
Do you have premature edjaculation?
are you unable to finish in bed?
do you breathe air and drink water?
"shit! i got that one! i NEED that drug!!!!!!!!"
i've been down at times, too the point where i was clinically depressed probably, but i talked about my problems, i asked for help, for someone to save me. i told myself i would not lose to the darkness in my heart! that i would survive and not give up hope, because i listened to happy-ish music. i mean the worst was Linkin Park, which is semi-depressing, but i'd say its more "save me!" than "i'm going to go cut myself and cry, i wanna die..." music. BUT, i can understand how hearing that might help you when you are so depressed, but i think if thats all you hear, then cutting sounds like a release, you start to feel that no one really does want you, that everyone hates you, and nobody wants to help or hear you, you see death as an escape, and see yourself as beyond help and dead.
i can see how that may happen, and being that if i had taken a different path then that i may have scars, and be thinking that i'm beyond help. i've dealt with darkness and pain, where you feel all is lost and you don't feel any worth anymore. i have a personal vendetta against that darkness, and i want to pul as many people out of the darkness as possible.
i know its a self-centered belief, to think i CAN save or help others, but i really want to try. i know that others are worse off than me, i know my love has had things happen to her i could never compare my life to. i know i could never say "i've been there." because i never experienced a thing like that. so if it is a horrible thing, something that even i wouldn't talk about, then i can understand your pain in that i understand the pain it causes to talk about it. i may not no what its like, but i know what it does, and i would never cause another to feel that way.
and i don't think anyone here is posing, or that your feelings are unjust.
i just want to help
and i wish i was allowed to by those who really need it.
i've dealt with people who just gave up, to whom hate is all they know, they have forgotten their hearts, and don't seem to even image love is possible. people who say that they are in love, yet do not talk to them when they feel suicidal because they don't think that person would care to help them. they act so cruely to me and others, yet are hurt if others act like that towards them. they perpetuate their pain, drive people away and cry because they are alone, cut themselves, burn themselves, and weep over pain. i want to help these people, but they never let me in. they attacdk me for trying to help them. and for a person who does not believe in love, or can be in love and think there partner hates them, i have trouble trying to help them. people who ignore all the advice i give, and continue the actions that cause them pain, people who don't want to be saved cannot be saved. only wish those people would just stop complaining.
if pain suits you so well, please stop telling me it hurts
if you slap the klifeline out of my hand
don't tell me you're drowning.
a person with deeper darkness pulled me out of mine, and filled me with light that grew inside the heart that waited for that light for so long, now i'm trying to wash away her darkness, to save her like she saved me.
she acted so brave
she is so strong
for a person who is so hurt
i want to make her feel safe
to make her pain go away
she will be saved
i won't fail her
because she didn't fail me
i can't visit tomorrow
my mom is dragging me off on a vacation.
fuck what the CD of destiny tells me
i don't care to flip
NO QUESTIONS?
you can't ask me ONE?!
oh well,
i'm sure i'll get some later.
well i'm kinda sad that my friend, cant escape is so badly hurt inside. i can't ask a person to tell me things they don't wanna say, espeacially if it causees them pain...
but i can't take people who are in pain like that. the whiny emo kind that say all hope is lost. [no offense] i guess because to me talking about everything is easy and a cure i expect everyone to just spill there problems so i can help them. i guess i am so self-centerd that i think i can help everyone, that i cure pain because i know how to do it i guess.
but i do seem to attract depressed people, and if they aren't already so amazing well afjusted that it makes me feel insecure, i can usually help them, so i think that talking about a pro0blem really can help.
but i'm not going to go out crusading, telling others they must do things my way, but i guess its the only thing i know.
so i was just trying to help.
if you ever decided to come over to my side,
those who think you are broken beyond repair,
or lost too deep to be found
or dead
i'll try to fix, find and save you.
if you'll let me...
and i'm glad that my views make me seem such a good friend. i try to be there for people, because i care for people. but also because moody emo people really annoy me. i guess because i'm so well centered, but i guess when i see the people who claim to be beyond hope i always want to help them, mostly because i want them to feel better and be alright, but also partly because the bitching annoys me. i mean i'm a pretty nice guy, but i really have trouble with pessimism. i mean i still love you guys who are depressed, i mean i have my abandonment issues, and even my beloved has some darkness in her past that she won't talk about. but if it ever comes up, our issues, the other always helps with it. and as far as my issue goes my friends always re-assure me. but i guess if what caused this damage is like what happened to my love, i know why you don't want to talk about it. and if that is the problem i completely understand. i would never, NEVER make a person talk about that type of thing. if you don't want my help i completly understand, i just really do wanna help.
yeah, i enjoyed Howl's and i'm glad Turnip Head was voiced by Crispin Freeman. i mean he was my favorite character, and he was done by my favorite voice actor.
while watching Howls's i really liked it, but upon looking back there are a lot of things i don't like/understand. i still really like it though, i just don't want to think deeply about it.
Princess Mononoke is DEFINATLY still my favorite. but that says more about the latter than the former -^_^-
and i know quite well girls love guys that put meat in there mouth, aren't i right girls?
its also really nice that you guys think i'm so sweet.
it really does make me happy.
thank you.
and yes, alas my childhood dream involved being captured and kept by an over affectionate girl, and basically being forced into love, and used as a boy-toy type love slave. but that dream is unrealistic [*sarcastic* REAALY?! no shit.] and my actual situation is proof that my child mind was incorrect, for the relationship i have now is not like that. she was a great friend, who became more, i wanted her to be more, she didn't have to bribe me. i'm not her slave, we're both equal, we both serve like slaves, giving all we can to make the other happy, but iys by choice. now we both have no trouble making the other's fantasies come true,and in that case it does involve conquering and inslavement, but those are simply games lovers play, and shall never be a mainstream reality, nor do i wish they were or could be.
i'm so happy to have what i have in love
i'm shed tears of joy over it
thanked god for it
and clutched my heart and sighed with pure infatuations and emersion to the feeling and vision of my love and my love for her
i would never trade anything for her
i would lose anything to keep her
she is my world
she is my strength
she is everything to me
she is mine
and i am her's
i love her
and it makes me so happy to be able to say that
to her i can only say
thank you for loving me
and i do believe that dying for your love is stupid.
then you're love gets survivor's guilt. they feel unworthy of the gift of your life, so they break down, use drugs, liquor, weed, sleeping pills, they try to escape, they become suicidal, they get destroyed, you break them and leave them to suffer, while your battle is over. is that really a gift anyone who loves would give?
i think not.
i'd give anything to make her happy,
my life too
but the thing is
i know that she does not want that.
so Romeo,
don't die for her,
LIVE for her,
and serve and please her everyday.
that is the way of the lover.
Absolute Power will not be worked on tonight, lost my time.
Laharl x Flonne is my favorite anime pairing ever! i'd really love some fan art of them if you'd do it.
Flonne is also the girl in my BG
she changes in the end.
will anyone even do that or should i just stop posting that?
-Quote-
"No many is worth your tears
and the one who is won't make you shed them."
- a misguided soul
i'm sorry
but i make my GF cry a lot
i don't mean to
its just she is really emotional
and i tend to say stupid shit
i don't think wether or not you make her cry,
i think its if you can stop those tears that matters
a coward and a hero are just as afraid
its what you do with that fear that matters
even good guys blow it
but the difference between a good lover and a total douche bag is what you do when you do cause tears to flow
Chuck Norris's house has no stairs either,
just ceilings and floors Senshi kicks/stomps him through.
- AP Comments -
[i dedicate this one to Grifter and Artist, enjoy guys!!!!!!]
Sylven: *still strapped down* Its dripping! my ass is dripping! clean in out already!
Marane: *walking around to the other side of the table* shut up. *thrusts forward* eat up!
*20 minutes later*
Marane: *refreshed* aaaaaaaaah, all done. *steps back and zips up* have fun getting it out of your mouth no-handed!
Sylven: Bastard! *cuts belts with his whips and lunges forward, sending them after Marane, but a metal door stops them* Damnit! *spitting* he left my taste buds in! sick bastard!
*3 weeks later*
Marane: *looking into Sylven from behind with a flashlight* Yeast infection...
Gentleman one question.
Gentleman one question
what was your only question?
[please ask me more tomorrow]
prettykitty1013: Have you always felt the way you do about love, even as a child?
as far as my desire and level of value for love, yes i have always valued love as the highest thing on earth, but i definatly saw it differently. i wanted to be dragged into love, i wanted to meet that girl you always see on tv that like kisses a little boy, and when he spazzes out about "cooties," she saw it as her duty to tackle him down and kiss him into submission. i dreamed of being a victim of love, to be pulled into it against my will. i wanted to be kinda a love-slave, kept by a girl who desires me as hers. but being as i desired love that could never happen, and no one ever desired me, at least not in a glompy, kissy fangirl way. nowadays i see love as serving the one you love, to make them happy above yourself, to basically give yourself to another, and they give themselves to you. though luckily my love is not adversed to using slavery as a form of affection, so i won the lottery this time!
and i'm glad that i've been remembered. that old friends don't forget me. its also good that deep down inside i've changed. i sure hope its for the better...
but i guess it would be, more people like me, so i guess i'm getting better.
and that i'm still a good friend to those who i thought forgot me, i consider that person to be a great friend as well, and no matter what you've become, or do become, what ever the "this," you are now is, i will stay by you, and help you, if you want to be helped, if not, i will allow you to take your own path. bvut to me the way you speak sounds like a person unhappy with their path, so if you wish to confide in me, and tell me what happened to cause the change you speak of, so that i may help, i'd be honored to. i only want to help, and i guess by my own ego i believe i can.
i'd still like to try though.
i'm very happy people love my Senshi jokes, i never knew people even read them, let alone liked them. i thought it was too big of a inside joke! glad it crosses over, does the link ever come of use?
also Laharl x Flonne
are my favorite anime couple of all time, and i'd love if someone would do some couplres art for me from them. Flonne is also the girl on my BG, like i said, i'd really love some art, PM me if you need more info.
and, i don't think i can explain elfen Lied any better, so if you still don't understand it, i need specific questions, what don't you understand? i'll answer those questions.
and i too hated those puppy-killers, i wanted to see those hertless pricks get brutally killed and ripped apart, but as a cruel joke, they don't show it! [the one dath i want to see they don't show...]
and i'm glad people agree with me on the belief and disbelief of types of love. i mean i'd love to believe i could just go around injuring and/or killing all that opposed my love, or jump infront of a bullet for her. but i realize how unrealistic those ideas are. i mean if you kill someone too much happens, its bloody, so you have to display high levels of gore infront of your beloved, it shows how violent you can be, which scares them and creates doubt, plus you then get arrested, it just doesn't pan out. and really, most people try think they could do that, die for another, like take a bullet for them, but its really not that easy to do, i mean it all comes down to instincts, and even if you do succeeed, and die for them, you, the one they trust the most, just took away the thing they care about most, now they have to live without you, you gave them the gift of survivor's guilt and life-long pain. everyone says "why wasn't it me?!" so really, dying for your love is dying for yourself...
i like that i can get affection from my fangirl [you can be one if you want] Lytjuh
gives me affection for liking rare meat! and she's a yaoi fan, like i said, girls like guys who put meat in there mouth. [such a long way for a gay joke] but i mean rare is tastier, and softer, and it bleeds! its like killing the food all over again!
also, she has a Howl's Avi, i just watched that movie today, because my favorite voice actor ever [i bet most of you can chime in here, so lets say it together] CRISPIN FREEMAN, is in it! i thought he did Howl's voice...
yeah, i was wrong.
he does do my favorite character's voice though,
TURNIP HEAD!!!!!!!
yeah, i watched the movyie for what turned out to be like 3 lines...
lucky me.
its early! i may actually get some of Absolute Power done today!
-Quote-
“thank god for pause buttons on mp3 players
to bad there isn't a ‘cause the artist immeasurably pain until they soil themselves and beg for mercy, then raise the pain 700 fold for being a pussy and make them pay for their sin against humanity in making this audio shit,’ button.”
-me seeing a "i write sins, not tragedies." mp3 player.
aren't i so kind and tolerant?
but hey,
i hate P!ATD
i'm not really too big on pop music...
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick),
they also estimate that equals 1 W^2DFTTC [Warriors Way Double Foot Stomp To The Chest] over 2 to the sixty-forth power.
-AP Comments-
Marane: Poor Sylven *caressing his naked body, which is strapped to the table again* you actually think i'd let you die? *licking Sylven in long lines down his body and on his face* if you're gone who will i play with? *waling around behind Sylven, dropping his pants and thrusting foward*
Sylven: *face flushed, voice strained* One day i will kill you!
Marane: Shut up and take it like a man! *deep thrust*
Making things easier!
more questions!
hope you Peoplezez read these parts too
if not,
i understand.
omnimaster: what is elfin lied about, iv'e never seen it[?]
Elfen Lied, for fortunate souls who escapre my bitching or it and its fans constant advertising, is about this group of mutants called Diclonius, which are born with horns that allow these weapons called "Vectors." Vectors are invisible hands that are capable of tearing apart anything, including people. one Diclonious Lucy is constantly picked on and bullied because if her difference from normal people, she eventually finds a puppy and a friend, but that friend proves to be a enemy, and the puppy is brutally killed infront of her, she snaps and goes on a killing spree, until she meets and falls in love with the main character, Kouta. but he lies and says he's going to meet a male cousin, but said cousin is female [and the main love interest] so Lucy loses it, and kills everyone there but Kouta, and the cousin who already left. she is later captured, and like all captured Diclonius, experimented on and tortured, she breaks free, but gets amnesia, and meets back up with Kouta. i'll leave it at that.
prettykitty1013: Do other people find you to be complex and hard to understand?
i think people find me annoying, stuck up, or are intimidated by my looks or grades, so they don't understand me. but if you talk to me its kinda easy to understand me, being as i'm so open. but still i am a bit complex, so there is always more to know sand understand.
artist0625: Have you finished watching TUYBW?
No, i have not got done watching This Ugly Yet Beautiful World. Anime network is being a bitch about it, i hope they show more episodes, and if they don't i'll have to buy it on DVD.
And have you voted for my song yet?
yes, i voted for your damn song
god i hate The Big O!
sweet kisses: why do you keep talking about elfin lied?
if i have strong opinions about something i always talk about it. and i feel a lot of things about Elfen Lied, Bando, Nana, and Mayu were all funny as hell, but the normal story kinda sucked, so i love it and hate it at the same time, there is no middle ground.
dose your insainity help you choose your anime?
insanity helps in everything baby!
plus i usually watch what my beloved likes too -^_^-
okay, now for the posty goodness!
first off cant escape you DO know me don't you? you knew me when you were pixie girl lala, and you yourself said i hadn't changed much. you asked if i even remembered you, i missed you so much! but now you say you don't know me. i guess its you who forgot me...
aqlso, did you say you'd treat my GF good if i didn't? are you saying you are "that way?" because if so, its cool, i'm used to it, a lotta my friends are too. plus, look at me, i'm walking femininity, yet i'm straight, and i also write yaoi into my story and posts.
and just to let any of you newbie Peoplezez, i put a link to the site of any friend i bitch at, so that people will visit, and they'll get more friends. its sorta like an apology for bitching at ya.
okay, now candy land, Artist, you guys are great friends, and loyal readers, but come on, as soon as you say Sylven followed by Marane you knew that was coming. its a tribute to my fangirls and the one just for me, because i know a lot of yaoi fangirls. it was like one line of text. plus, i gave you a chance to end it at the cute part. though i must thank you for not taking it.
and yes, i love steak rare! so soft and tasty! melts in your mouth. if i wanted well done steak i'd eat jerky! and it appears this opinion gains me affection from my fangirls, i guess girls like guys who put meat in their mouths...
i really would like if some of you Peoplezez would do some Laharl x Flonne
Flonne is one my BG too, just in a fdifferent form, i guess either one is good. if you need more info PM me.
see, the girl in my BG is Flonne, i say so every day, but i guess people skip that part.
and i love discussing philosophy, hell, i'd be a philosopher if anyone would listen or debate me, so if any you guys wanna discuss philosophy with me, in posts or PMs, i'm up for it. love is one of my favorite topics, so i'd love to discuss it more.
on that topic, i took a quiz that said i was unrealistic in love, because i would do anything to make my GF happy, or to cause a romantic moment.
yet there idea of REALISTIC love is to kill or die for your love...
i no understand.
which do you think is more realistic?
Questions O Questions!
okay,
lets get to them first
and please
all you Peoplezez, ask me more tomorrow!
Magnus Lensherr: What happened in the montht hat i was away that meant your posts turned from being all about love to becoming what they are now?
There have been some developements, and the situation has changed, these posts now reflect a different side of me, the side and situation that inspired the posts of old are still active, and will be back in the spot light in the future, though the exact date is unknown.
Lytjuh: how do you like your steak?
RARE!
Pleiades Rising: [this whole comment is beautiful] Having not seen Elfen Lied, I can't really form a proper comment regarding it. From what I can infer, the sheer violence and nudity are two ends up the spectrum. Beauty of the physical form, and the absolute terror of of seeing these forms torn apart. This is a very basic, and oversimplified statement on my behalf, but it's just one reason why it's featured so dominantly.
I now ask you this: Is all that may be beautiful in that series stronger than the violence, and if so, is it because it survives against all that seeks to destroy it? Or is the overwhelming desire to destroy all the possiblities for beauty (in all it's forms such as 'love') the greater force?
i'd say the former would be true, i thought the main story was god-awful and craptastical, but the characters of Mayu, Nana, and Bando were very indearing. Lucy and Mariko can brutally kill as many people as they want, but they suck majorly in the "character" department, as well as Kouta and Yuka. and as far as the story goes, it does excuse the violence, its just that the climax is probably when they first open container 35 and you see the huge vault and her vectors, after that the plot sorta nose dives. so i see beauty conquering viloence, or uglieness in both the situation you asked, as well in the sub-text i wrote up.
Is love destructive?
yes and no. i believe it destroys that which is broken, and rebuilds in the will of its giver, and if the source of the love is cut off, i.e. a break-up, the person is left incomplete, and thus in pain. love is always destructive, but is far more constructive when maintained, and is only painful when lost. therefore is see it as constructive, not destructive, only highly addictive with terrible withdrawl.
Oceania16: did you eat spaghetti today?
no, no i did not.
iheartcandii: am i wierd?
not really, i mean coming from me, wierd would have to be pretty extreme.
midnight mistral: Do you care about weapon looks[in RPGs] ?
yes, in most games i choose looks over preformance, i want to look awesome, so i just level up until i can kill everything with the inferior, cooler looking weapon.
i say to all you that wish for advice on watching Elfen Lied, if you can value a few good characters and a lot of light humor over a kinda iffy plot and violence then this is a great series, just don't expect the ending to be breath taking.
i'm very happy and warm hearted right now, i made the one most important to me very happy today, by telling her that she can hide behind me and trust me to help and protect her when she needs it. i said that even though i don't know how much help and protection i can give, that i'd give all that i have.
she is unhappy because everyone makes fun of her, and that no matter how much she protects others, they never do the same. she was afraid, from experience that i would mock almost evereything about her. i thought it was because i'm an asshole, but i learned it was from her past, i told her that i will always be there for her, to prptect her when needed, and that i would never seriously mock her, i may bust balls and lovingly tease, buit when the chips, or rather tears are down, my arms will always be there to comfort her, and my lips and words will always soothe her.
it seems everything she dislikes about herself i find quirky, charming, indearing and cute.
i'm glad she now feels safe with me.
that i can save my gaurdian angel...
well, i did a CD toss for wether i end it here or not
the CD said finish,
so i will
if you want to end and comment here
i understand
and respect
i really would like if some of you Peoplezez would do some Laharl x Flonne
Flonne is one my BG too, just in a fdifferent form, i guess either one is good. if you need more info PM me.
Fun!
okay...
i have to adress this.
"Elfen Lied would have been good without all the blood, gore, and nudity."
i'm sorry, i like ya girl, but saying that is like Chobits would have been good without all the love and drama, or that Excel Saga would be great without the random comedy.
the WHOLE POINT, and i do mean the whole point, of that series is the viloence and nudity. i mean thats the entire first episode! Lucy killing people naked. i mean lets examine that claim.
it was also said that the plot was good, and the character design was good.
okay, the plot.
the plot that involves a boy wanting to screw his cousin, suffering from repressed memories from watching his family get slaughtered right before him, then falls in love with this girl while she is so retarded she makes Chii look like Little Washu, and upon learning this retard killed his family, he proceeds to chastise, then make out with her.
Lucy kills people just so she can survive, to take their stuff. when we see from Nana thay vectors can easily just knock opponents out. also, the fact that she for no apparent reason while still innocent and cute trys to strangle Kouta while deep in thought, yet after she has slaughtered not only his family, but tons of other people, she is apathetic and seemingly just kind of a mean person, and even speaks nicely to Nana. Lucy kills people who try to help her when she is young, without them even threatening her, yet she doesn't hurt Kouta, even when he hits her. She is so angered by him betraying her that she kills everyone in sight, except him.
Mariko kills the only person to only show her compassion without a single care, but upon seeinh her father who not only never payed any attention to her, but experimented on her and tried to kill her, she is like a cute little puppy. how does she even know its her dad, she never saw him, he doesn't look like her, and her mom was the carrier so its not that she is sencing the vector virus.
What ever happens to Bando? i really want to know.
alsom if there was no violence, then Kouta would never have repressed memories, so why would he be such a drama queen. the diclonii wouldn't kill or be tortured, so they would have no deep back story. Nana wouldn't be such a uplifting success story, losing all her limbs and still moving on. if those fucked up little pricks never killed the puppy Lucy wouldn't have come up with her "kill all liars," mentality, would have never killed Kouta's family, and there would have never been a touching/poorly written kiss scene at the end. the violence was the point of the story, it was so integral its inseparable.
and the nudity is fan service, and to express a more creepy thing, sexy naked girls killing people, sexy mixed with violence.
okay enough of that, i think i stated my point, and i really don't like devoting so much post to Elfen Lied.
okay, i've started playing shining Tears again. i have to say, it is a very poorly written game. but for some reason i enjoy it.
first off i don't think they have Speel Check. Priestesses are afeared that demons will kill them, and magik, magick, majik, and majick abound. Mao meets her father, and only then tells of how she has wanted to kill him since she was little. there was never a "i'm looking for someone." or "i betrayed you to get revenge against me damned father." you don't know one damn thing about her past, except she knew Volg until we get her whole ambition in life.
i'm sorry, i love Mao, i meam how can you not like a neko-kunoichi, who dresses all in pink, and speaks like Keanu Reeves or Matt Hill.
"Wow, the war is like totally over! Awesome!"
but god is the plot of this game crappily written.
"we've defeated the evil guy, but there is an evil demon below that feeds on pain, so lets beat the shit out of everypne to find out how to kill it!"
or the fact the weapons never change, part of the fun of RPGs is seeing how each weapon looks, no such fun here.
also, you always have to play as Xion, he's the only character you ever control, its kinda lame.
but none the less its a pretty good game,
and cheap as hell.
truely a game for cheap bastards.
my profile is still broken
but oh well,
my site is still working and as offensive as ever.
so its all good.
and i still need yaoi pics
i don't need suggestions of series
i know plenty
i just want images
single pics or good sites.
i also love that at least one person each week reads my entire post and chapter of AP, then says they got confused, or that it was really long, i tell you that the chapter is below, and you see a new title and the comment link, where's the confusion?
please ask me questions, i want to know your questions.
i really would like if some of you Peoplezez would do some Laharl x Flonne
Flonne is one my BG too, just in a fdifferent form, i guess either one is good.
Crap.
i accidentally deleted my whole post
so i have to start all over again!
oh well, i've had to do it before
i'll fuck up and have to do it again.
i'll miss that post though...
i hit "add post" so its gone forever, no way to recover it.
i hate this site some times...
great, so now i have to say all my rants AGAIN!!!!!
well you guys lucked out
i'm too lazy to do it all again.
so you'll be spared a buch of stuff.
like there would be a lot more " me bitching about Elfen Lied," content.
see YouTube is going to delete all liscenced content, like episodes of anime i guess. so i decieded to see how my old nemsis is doing. well, it appears its all still there, and now in GERMAN too! i guess if the video wasn't creepy enough, now everything is in German, so it will sound creepy too!
i love one of them was "the sadest part of Elfen Lied."
fuck it!
here's the video!
"hands down, the saddest part of Elfen Lied."
Two things,
one: "the saddest part," yeah, because this is such a sad show. i've been moved to tears watching Lucy slaughter people, really heart wrenching, well when she wrenches people's hearts from their chests it is. this show is scary, creepy, disturbing, but never really sad.
two: IT'S NOT SAD! its poorly written! "Lucy, you killed my family, made me have repressed memories, made me live in pain, almost got me killed several times, caused Bando to beat me shitless, and caused the cousin i'm in love with to be hurt. i'll never forgive you! NOW LETS MAKE OUT!" i'm sorry, but the pacing in this story was horrible! it was like an orgasm of action, over way too fast, and i like to make slow, fdelicate love to with my anime! plus Elfen Lied didn't even feel good. i think it needed to be another 13 eps longer. i mean it is only half the manga, then an ending. i don't know if i would have watched 26 eps of Lucy killing people, but it would have been better.
but i do love this here concept
or
i gotta give mad props to whoever came up with that idea!
and not all yaoi is porn random Peoplez [Peoplez is one Peoplezez, a single person] its pG 13+ i think. just boys who like boys in semi, to very naughty ways. great, so far this post is Elfen Lied and Yaoi, maybe i need some Bando x Kouta content [if that exists, please don't tell me, i bet its pretty scary]
and i'd love to just buy some yaoi
but once again, two problems,
one: i have no credit cards or checks, and my mom goes to my bro about all anime i buy. and i don't need my bro going "why are you buying yaoi?" and then tellingt my dad, and the two of them thinking i'm a closet case.
two: i kinda don't want to own ANY hentai, let alone fetish yaoi-bondage! i meam i guess i wouldn't mind having Sukisyo or Man's best friend, or even Loveless [the plot HAS to be better than Elfen Lied] lying around, but i don't really wanna show them off, and i sure as hell won't be pressing any boundries with hentai. thats why i was hoping you yaoi-fangirl Peoplezez could send me some images, but it seems all the yaoi lovers went POOF!
oh well.
and yes, i was talking about "panties drooling." not pissing ones self. i now know spraying is impossible, but it still keeps yuri just as creepy. i must thank my Peoplezez for clearifying my hentai questions.
it looks like my profile will remain broken, being as it still is.
a friend had the same problem, and they just deleted their site
i'm not going to do that
so i guess my site will just stay the same.
i wanted to clean it up because it was a little messy, but i guess its tolerable this way.
i really would like if some of you Peoplezez would do some Laharl x Flonne
Flonne is one my BG too, just in a fdifferent form, i guess either one is good.
they are my favorite couple in anime right now, and i got people saying they'd do them.
so there are the links.
if you didn't watch the videos, please do, they were kinda hard to find.
Marane *spraying lube in Sylven's mouth* be happy you can't taste. can't let you get rusty from all that salt *wink* now, *going around to behind Sylven* For the other hole...
Sylven: Your death will be soooooooooooooooooooooo slow...
Marane: Good, now you're rust proof *evil look* and lubricated. m-mmmmmm. *underssing*
Absolute Power ch.15
Absolute Power
Mission: 15
Full Female Alchemist
~Warning: may be offensive to overly sensitive people~
Foxxy is in the solitary confinement chamber, inside it is pitch black and dead silent. There is not a single ray of light, not a single sound, any sound is absorbed by the walls, not a single smell, and in the dark it’s not wise to try and feel. I suppose she could find a taste, but it probably wouldn’t be very good.
Foxxy tries to talk, but she hears no sound, she tries yelling, nothing, she screams, still no sound.
Foxxy: (thinking) In this chamber I guess all I can do is think, I know this will help me clear out my thoughts. Yes this world is completely pure darkness, I’m sure this will help me.
Kit is rocking back in forth, sweat flying off his dripping wet hair, as Allenby is vocalizing quite loudly; then he notices the difference in the ship’s movement and stops.
Allenby: Awwww, and you were so enthusiastic too.
Kit: Just glad everything turned out okay.
Allenby: (hurt, but trying very hard to not let it show) Oh, so it has nothing to do with me…
Kit leans down and kisses her on the lips, then on the cheeks a few times passionately and sweetly.
Kit: Of course it has to do with you, you’re you kept me strong, you were there for me and always supporting me, you mean everything to me and I owe all my happiness to you.
Allenby: (touched) Oh Kit!
Allenby hugs him and pulls him down to her, kissing him all over and giggling.
Kit: (laughing, shutting one eye as Allenby kisses him all over that cheek) Wow, what’d I do to get this?
Allenby: (happy, very happy) Just shut up and let me kiss you!
Kit: (laughing) NEVER!
Kit pushes off with his not-broken arm, and now on top of her decides to return the favor.
Allenby: You’re going to pay for that!
They start rolling around kissing and laughing, they roll, and roll, and roll, then fall off the bed.
Kit: Ow!
Allenby: Ouch!
They go right back to kissing.
Allenby: Let me kiss all your hurty spots!
Kit: Thanks, there are a lot of them!
Allenby: Good! Cause I wasn’t planning on stopping for a long time anyway!
Kit burst out of the room covered in pink kisses, Allenby right behind him.
Kit: Catch me if you can!
Allenby: I’m not done with you yet!
Allenby grabs onto him, and starts putting more even more pink on his half naked body.
Kit: Crap!
Allenby: (stops kissing for a second) Huh?
Kit: I just remembered we have to go!
Allenby: Well I don’t feel like goin outside with my lipstick on, I guess I’ll just have to take it off somehow. (Starts kissing his neck up towards his face)
Kit: (laughing) Fine, just get this off then… (Looks over) Were you reapplying?
Allenby: (lipstick in hands, lips puckered) Guess you caught me! Oh, well!
Jumps on him and transfers the pink from her lips, to all over his face.
Kit: (still really happy) We really have to get going…
Allenby: Well its really up to me whether or not we do, being as you can clean yourself with one hand, unless you wanna go out there like that…
Kit: Just help me.
Allenby: You know I will.
Kit: You’re really nice!
Allenby: Of course! I can’t help it. You’re just too cute to be mean to.
Kit: Thanks.
Allenby: (pulling him by the waist of his pants) Come on! Lets get you cleaned off!
Allenby pulls him into the bathroom, and by the sounds coming through the door, has a lot of fun cleaning him off.
Kit comes out later dressed as normal with his arm freshly wrapped and Allenby’s arms wrapped even tighter around his other arm.
Foxxy: (thinking) I said I was gonna stay in here till we landed, and we landed a while ago, why hasn’t anyone let me out? Did they forget about me? Or are the punishing me for being such a bitch? I couldn’t blame them…
Then the door’s locks click, and light starts to creep in, Foxxy is over-joyed and sparkly eyed, then shields her eyes as the light pours in, but she giggles merrily, now able to hear her own voice.
Kit: Come on Sis! Its time to get going!
Foxxy: Right on it Bro! (Thinking) It’s good to be me again!
The three of them exit the ship, right as Aveian and company are about to enter the forest.
Foxxy: (waving) Wait for us!
Avian turns around, gun pointed at them.
Aveian: Stay back.
Kit takes a couple steps forward, and Aveian fires, Kit falls over.
Allenby: Kit!!!!
Kit: (in serious pain, clutching his stomach) Ow dude! Those rubber bullets really fuckin hurt!
Aveian: It’s for your own good. (shoots Foxxy, she squeaks, falls over and whines) we’re dealing with people I really don’t think I should let you get involved with, you guys are too crazy, so just stay down.
Kit: (crawling forward) Never!
Foxxy: Please… let us come!
Aveian: Damn it. Stay there.
Aveian fires 3 or 4 clips into them. He bends over on his knees panting and sweating, but Kit and Foxxy keep coming.
Aveian: I give up; just try not to get killed.
Foxxy at Kit look up and raise an arm each.
Kit/Foxxy: (weakly) Yay!
They both go face down in the ground.
Sora: (whispers to Aveian) Should we leave them?
Aveian: (cigarette bouncing as he talks) No, I said they can come so they’re coming. (Takes cigarette out and blows out smoke, then puts it back in) We’ll just wait until they wake up.
Draco: That’s honorable of you.
Aveian: I just don’t want them acting even more idiotic when they do wake up.
Allenby: (merrily) But you do have to admit they’re cute, awake and asleep.
Aveian: I believe their charm is one of the few things that keep them alive.
Foxxy yawns and stretches all cute, then looks over sand sees Kit lying there motionless.
Foxxy: EEEEEEEP! (Jumps up to a kneeling position) You okay bro? (Poking his cheek with her index finger) Brother person is not responding to stimuli! Is it possible he is…? No! (Shaking Kit violently by the shoulders) No Kit! You must live! LIVE!!!!! I know, I must give him CPR!
Allenby: (looks away) I can’t watch.
Foxxy gives her older brother mouth to mouth, then sits up, tilting her head in confusion Kit is snoring softly, like a puppy, with a little stream of drool coming out of the corner of his mouth.
Foxxy: (ecstatic) You’re alright! (Foxxy hugs him hard around his neck and back) I’m so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (Kisses him on the cheeks loud and hard a few times)
Allenby: (watching Foxxy rolling around with her brothers sleeping body) Somebody going to save him?
Aveian: Never did before, why start now?
Allenby: Good point.
Kit: Is everyone against me?
Allenby: (surprised) Kit?
Foxxy: (falling off as he sits up) Bro?
Kit: (licks his lips, and tastes for a second) Strawberry kiwi, (stern, a bit annoyed) Foxxy?
Foxxy: (big sparkly doe eyes) Yes dear brother?
Kit: (more annoyed) Foxxy.
Foxxy: (innocent, finger on her lips) I didn’t do anything wrong…
Kit: (pretty annoyed) Foxxy!
Foxxy: (looks down, shuffles her feet) I was just trying to help… (Gasps) Gasp?
Kit has her in the best hug he can do with his left arm.
Kit: (head over her shoulder, softly) I know, I know. (Lets her go, normal voice) Now can you help me get the rest of the marks off, cause I’m sure this (points at his lips) wasn’t the only one.
Foxxy: I can’t help it, I’m cute and affectionate!
Draco: Then let’s get moving we’ve lost enough time already.
The group gets up and begins heading into the forest, Aveian paces himself until he’s beside Draco.
Aveian: Why all the secrecy, I have a right to know.
Draco: My country isn’t exactly pro-immigrant, or emigrant, so none of us is especially welcome, but I believe we don’t have a choice except my father so it’s a necessary endeavor, despite harsh reality.
The group exits the forest, and sees another.
Draco: (very unhappy and uncomfortable) Behold the landmark of my homeland, the Walachian forest!
Before them stands thousands of wooden stakes, each bearing an impaled body, in various states of degeneration, from fresh to year-old, animal picked, sun baked, and rotting dead bodies. Everyone besides Draco and Aveian are shocked and horrified, the other two just look disgusted and offended.
Aveian: Lets keep moving, the longer we stand here the more time we have to look at this abomination of man.
The group walks through the path in the middle of the forest of Walachia.
Foxxy: And we’re supposed to work with these people!? After they’ve done this!? Draco, you bastard, turn around and face me!
Draco turns around, his face full of emotion.
Draco: Don’t you even try to think you understand me! You naïve little bitch! So what, you see some dead bodies, imagine knowing it’s your own father is responsible for their deaths! You presume to know everything, but you’re just an idiot.
Draco turns back around and storms forward.
Foxxy: (shocked, hands to her mouth) …sorry…
The group walks uneasily through the forest of death, until the reach a huge black castle.
Draco: (sighs, turns to face the others) We’re here.
Aveian: So what do we do now?
Draco: We meet my father, and hope he will give us the money buy out Black Vulpine.
Kit: So we’re just going to beg for money and hope your daddy can save us?
Draco: No, we’re going to use my father to steal all the power from those old pricks and make them are slaves to defeat the man they betrayed us for.
As they enter the courtyard they see a lot of men dressed like Draco, except with sleeves to their wrists and no capes training with their broad swords.
Kit: So that’s the army?
Draco: The Walachian infantry.
The several attractive, fertile, well endowed women ride by on black horses, holding lances.
Draco: our infantry is male exclusive, and all women are to join the Cavalry.
Kit: I’d like to show them how to use a lance myself.
Draco: Also, the Cavaliers must be virgins, and I think by their stance those are new recruits.
Kit blushes and laughs shyly.
Foxxy: (teasing) having impure thoughts there bro?
Aveian: even with Allenby right there he’s still as horny as ever, that cock is going to kill you one day.
Kit: Believe me; if my death involves Virgin Cavaliers and my naughty bits, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t mind.
Allenby: (wrapping her arm around him) Well is okay if I don’t kill you Kit?
Kit: Sure.
Draco: I suggest you be more mindful once you’re before my father, or else you may become more acquainted with the forest.
Kit: I’ll try.
Aveian: Just shut up Kit, you’ll save us all some grief.
A Walachian soldier run into the throne room and kneels.
Soldier: Milord, it appears your son has returned.
Lord: That imputent…
Draco: You called?
Profile:
Dracula Spitfire
Age: 58
Height: 6’ 5”
Voice: Christopher Lee (Ansem The Wise, Kingdom Hearts II)
Body: Body builder level muscle tone, his skin is tanned though worn with age.
Clothes: Draco’s except for arm length sleeves and the trim of his armor is gold. His sword is almost twice as big as Draco’s, and the sheath is gold trimmed too.
Face: Red hair, Slicked back, and cut shorter than Draco’s, he has a few strands hang over his head. He has a whole beard, cut at very sharp angles, hazel, wrinkled, tired, squinted eyes, worn face but strong features and teeth.
Personality: Tough, strict, yet fair King. He is very protective of what he values. A very strong man in all ways, in his age he has grown wise and strong minded. He hopes never to lose again, yet is planning for that as well. He is cautious and brave, a true King.
Draco: I’m home father.
Lord Dracula: How dare you return after all this time, my petulant and adulterous son?
Foxxy: (tilts head, eyes looking up, finger on her bottom lip) adulterous?
She imagines Draco surrounded by beautiful women, as he plays them and uses their bodies for his own uses.
Kit: I know, I can’t imagine it either.
Draco: I come to ask of your assistance, in my struggle, in return, I, along with these people who I journey with shall assist in yours.
Lord Dracula: My war!? Your war!? My war should be war should be your war!
Draco: I require your assistance, now please don’t make this any harder for me just help me!
Lord Dracula: What!? You impudent cur of a son! You dare leave my lands to pursue your own goals and abandon my legacy, and now you dare return and ask for my help!?
Draco: Negeta Zeru was directly connected…
Lord Dracula: And are you even a moment closer to avenging Apollo’s death?
Draco: I will avenge him!
Lord Dracula: So you’ll just abandon your mother’s vengeance and my war?
Draco: I really believe my path is the right one! Now help me if you have any love for oldest son of old and now!
Lord Dracula: You coarse imbecile! I shall have you killed for that!
Foxxy: Shut up!
Everyone looks at her, she stands seething with rage.
Foxxy: How dare you speak to your own son that way!? You call yourself a father!? You’re the lowest form I’ve even seen if you can treat your family that way!
Lord Dracula: Mind your tongue.
Foxxy: Fuck you! I can’t respect a person who’s so cruel to their own flesh and blood!
Foxxy draws her dagger and enters stance.
Lord Dracula: Vaginate your blade wench!
Aveian drops his head onto his hand.
Aveian: Oh god.
Foxxy: You want me to do what you sick prick!?
Lord Dracula: I said vaginate your blade immediately!
Kit: Look, I don’t know what you’re in to, but my sister is not your entertainer, and she’s a virgin so she’s not going to ruin that perfect puss before it can be used!
Aveian: “Vaginate,” means “sheath.” Sheath your sword.
Foxxy: Fine. (Puts her dagger back)
Lord Dracula: Good. Guards, arrest that girl!
Kit: No way, take me instead! I’m not about to let my precious little sister suffer while I’m still able to do something!
Lord Dracula: I respect your wish, guards, take him instead.
Kit is led off down a far off corridor.
Lord Dracula: (sternly) Young one?!
Foxxy: (points to herself) Me?
Lord Dracula: Yes, did you plan to kill me, with that effeminate dagger of yours?
Foxxy: (serious) I hate people who would turn against their own family like that! And I will challenge them with my own two hands and my blade.
I soft happiness comes over Dracula’s face.
Lord Dracula: I like your gallantry young one, what is your name?
Foxxy: (extra perk) Foxxy Sune! And that guy you dragged off is my brother Kit!
Lord Dracula: Well Foxxy Sune, how would you like to be Foxxy Spitfire? My son Draco may be a bit abrasive, but he is also quite the catch.
Both Draco and Foxxy look shocked and surprised, look at each other, then blush wildly and look away.
Draco: Are you insane old man!?
Lord Dracula: I suppose one as rebellious as you my son, would choose find his own way in life, and in love.
Draco: Your intrusion is not welcomed.
Lord Dracula: One day my son, you will find one that completes you, until then I believe you will continue to keep the same facade in order to protect your easily pierced heart.
Kit’s cell door swings open and a woman stands in the doorway.
Woman: Hello there, my brand-new plaything!
Profile:
Draka Spitfire
Age: 25
Height: 5’ 10”
Voice: Amanda Winn Lee (Mimiru, .hack//sign)
Body: fair skin, large breasts, tight lower body and stomach. She paints her nails electric yellow.
Clothes: Draco’s armor only cut off above the stomach, her cape is shorter, red shirt is skin tight and is elbow length and slightly longer than the armor on the body. She wears no gloves and has on a leather gladiator skirt, and black lace undies under it, he has the standard boots and sword.
Face: Red eyes, with small pupils. She has shoulder blade length dark navy blue shiny hair, with an electric yellow stripe down the middle of each bang, and matching yellow eye shadow and glossy lipstick.
Personality: Very horny, but unlike Sora she doesn’t use it to her advantage, and doesn’t satisfy herself that often. She is a bit sadistic, strong minded, forward, and seductive. If she wants a guy she’ll get him, and even if he doesn’t want her back at first, well that just means more games to play.
Kit: Well who are yo…
Kit’s lips are covered by Draka’s; she slides her hands over his shirt starting to remove it, when Kit stops her.
Kit: Sorry, I’m in no shape for that.
Draka: What, a little scratch like that?
Draka takes her lipstick tube out and draws a cross with a serpent wrapped around it over Kit’s broken upper arm, then puts her finger to her lips, then the seal, it glows brightly and then disappears.
Draka: All fixed! Now the fun begins, let’s play, my very helpless, very alluring boy-toy.
Kit: I really want to but how can I say no?
Draka: Exactly (kissing his neck) I’m not giving you a chance, but still… saying no is a problem. So I’m not going to stop until you say “yes.”
Clothes: Gold robe, cape, gloves, pants and boots .He keeps the hood down and the robe and pants are baggy.
Face: medium length curly blonde hair, he wears a black blind-fold over his eyes.
Personality: Very meek, proper, weak minded, emotional, effeminate, he’s just all around a pussy. Not to mention he’s blind and was clumsy before losing his sight. He’s just a wreck. He always speaks in an emotional, weak tone, self-hating sad, clingy, dependent happy, and so on.
Micrea falls out onto the ground.
Lord Dracula: Micrea!
Draco: (face in his hand) Not again.
Foxxy: Who is that?
Draco: My brother.
Foxxy: Why is he all trip-y?
Draco: He’s blind.
Foxxy: Oooooooooh, I understand now… that’s really sad!
Lord Dracula: Micrea is a frail boy, we try to keep him in comfort, but his condition makes life difficult.
Micrea: I am truly sorry father!
Lord Dracula: It is alright my son. Draco!
Draco: What?
Lord Dracula: If we are to be working together I believe your friends should know the truth.
Draka continues “playing,” with Kit. His body is now covered in yellow, and Draka is very happy doing it too.
Draka: (very aroused) Oh, I just love when my prey is helpless, makes them so much easier to hunt… (Plants more very seductive kisses on Kit’s helpless body) To catch… and to eat… all… up!
Draka kisses him all over his neck, working a line to his lips, where hers stay, and her tongue dances, Draka pulls back staring into Kit’s eyes.
Draka: But you don’t seem to be enjoying yourself, my little treat, now I can’t let that happen…
Draka’s cape falls to the ground, then her armor, she presses her almost naked chest against his.
Draka: I may have played before, but now, my little love prisoner, I feel like doing more than just playing, (she puts her lips to his ear, whispering softly) I want to spend the rest of my life with you, us bound together, now its your choice of bindings, wedding vows, (little chuckle) or prison shackles.
Kit: I choose neither.
Draka: (very turned on) Oooh, a challenge, I’ll make you mine, if it takes me forever I will make you mine.
Draka gives a few licks to Kit’s neck then sucks a little.
Draka: And I’ll make sure to leave plenty of marks so everyone knows you’re mine.
Draka starts sucking on Kit’s neck, long, strong tugs at his skin with the vacuum of her lips.
Kit: If I ever get loose I’m going to make you pay.
Draka: That’s too bad for you, because I’m never going to let you get away.
Kit: (thinking) I have to think of something, because I like this too much.
Chibodee: The Suit in the back is lagging; we can’t let ourselves get separated. (Links to the Suit on the video-com) you in the back, you’re Suit is moving too slowly, what’s the problem soldier?
Pilot: Actually I’m not a soldier; I’m just an intern…
Draka: (releasing her lips from Kit’s neck, steps back to view her work) My marks look very good on you. I think I should leave even more.
Kit: Don’t think so!
Kit raises his legs up and kicks the chain, breaking it; he drops down on his feet and takes off running.
Draka: (even more aroused) A chase, oh the things I’ll do to him when I catch him!
Kit runs at full speed, arms still shackled away from his captor. Unfortunately she runs fast too and he barely escapes as he ducks into a room.
Kit: Phew! Well not that that wasn’t fun, just can’t be enjoying other women that much.
Kit puts a foot to his chain and snaps them, freeing his arms.
Kit: Time to clean up, hopefully it’s easier than dealing with Foxxy.
Kit scrubs his face, neck and body, he cleans himself carefully, the yellow coming off clean.
Kit: I’ll have to thank her for using easy-off ‘stick. Kit looks at his neck, with is covered in hickies.
Kit: Great…
He turns his head and sees she left one on his right cheek too.
Kit: Really great… I know!
Kit reaches into his pocket, but feels nothing.
Kit: all my supplies on in the cell… great.
Kit opens the door and starts tom walk out.
Kit: I guess I’ll just have to go back and get my stuff…
Kit is staring right at Draka.
Draka: Hi cutie!
She pins Kit against the wall by the wrists, and chest to chest, then lip-to-lip.
Draka: Oh, you’re all cleaned up, guess I’ll have to make you all dirty again!
Kit: No way!
Kit forces each arm against her thumbs, them goes to run off again.
Draka: Not so fast!
As Kit runs by she slaps handcuffs on him.
Kit: Damn, without my arms…
Draka: You’re just a moving target.
She throws a chain out, and a metal collar on the end snaps around Kit’s neck. Kit is stopped dead in his tracks, he tries to break loose, but Draka is on him too fast.
Draka: Not so fast! I’m taking you to dad, so I can claim you, and then you’ll be all mine for good! Now let’s go!
Draka walks out, pulling her prize with her. Allenby looks surprised and unhappy, Foxxy giggles and Sora looks very entertained.
Draka: I found him in a dungeon, and he is so cute and fun to play with! So can I keep him?!
Lord Dracula: Draka! You are my oldest child, and it’s high time you acted like it!
Draka: Really?
Lord Dracula: Draka, release that boy immediately. He was meant to be in there to pay for his sister’s crime, but I think you made him suffer enough already!
Draka: (sighs dejectedly) Fine.
Draka lets go of the chain and Kit re-joins the party.
Kit: Feels great to be back!
Foxxy and Sora stand very closely to him, examining him intently.
Sora: (cunningly) Well well, what do we have here? Is that lipstick on your lips?
Kit Blushes a little, touching his lips.
Foxxy: (inferring) Yellow lipstick! Is it hers?
Sora: Have you been kissing girls on the side Kit?
Foxxy moves around to the side.
Foxxy: (slyly) And what are these marks? Hickies?
Kit blushes very red.
Sora: (looking) I think so.
Foxxy: They’re all over you.
Sora: Which means she was all over you!
Kit is blushing bright red and sweating profusely. The Allenby comes over.
Allenby: Leave him alone!
Foxxy: (innocent and sorry) I was just playing…
Sora: (seductive) I wasn’t, I was jealous I didn’t do that to him.
Kit: Sora, I will kick your ass in handcuffs!
Lord Dracula: Being as everyone is here, and considering our new partnership, I believe we should show our new guests around this land.
Aveian: That is a good idea, I need to get I feel for your supplies and equipment in order to develop a plan of action.
Draka: (scheming) Good plan! I’ll lead the tour!
Lord Dracula: Draka…
Draka: You have duties, you can’t be leaving the throne just to show a bunch of new-comers around, and besides, how can I act if I’m surrounded by people I don’t know? Plus Draco will be there.
Lord Dracula: I know this is a mistake, but go ahead daughter.
Draka: Good…
Draka goes to leave.
Lord Dracula: Draco!
Draka stops dead, one leg up, an arm forward.
Lord Dracula: Watch your sister; I give you authorization over her. Understood?
Draco: (uncaring) Yeah…
Lord Dracula: Good, now move on.
Micrea: I’ll come too father!
Lord Dracula: Stay here my son.
Micrea: (whimpering) Yes father.
The group starts to walk off, Kit eyes Draka suspiciously. She eyes him seductively.
(Ending music)
Foxxy: (taking his arm) Come on Kit!
Draka: (under breath) So his name is Kit?
Draka walks up, grabbing Kit’s leash and pulling him from Foxxy’s gentle grip.
Draka: Come on Kit!
Draka drags Kit off with her in front of the group by the leash. Allenby looks very unhappy, but standing off.
Ja Ne.
(Outlaw Star next episode music)
Foxxy: That bitch! Does she really think she can get away with that! Treating my brother like a toy!? That’s my job! Ooooooh, bitch! You will pay! Be sure of that! Next episode: Into the belly of a Dragon! And what’s all this about a past and a war? Well you’ll have to wait to find out, so you better get ready!
The same things you'd always expect to hear me say.
i love how the innocence level of my Peoplezez span.
i go from spraying as explained as if i'm talking about spittle or peeing yourself, to getting the descrption of "you make my panties drool." yes, i now know about spraying. so i can finally stop bitching about that.
great, but still my "edit profile," is busted, all the source code for all the fields like "gender," or "favorite anime," are in my intro, and i have no "submit," button. all of otaku crashes, gets fixed back up, and my profile is STILL busted! maybe i'm just cursed, or its the fact my page is so offensive.
and on that note its back to yaoi. i really used to think i would always hate it, based off of tons of Duo x Heero poorly made fan works. but thats just because i knew Duo wasn't gay, and i still hate most Fan-yaoi. Kurama x Hiei makes no sense beings as Hiei basically admited he as in love with Mukuro, and Kurama told Hiei he was not gay. Sasuke x Itachi is just creepy in the fact that its incest! i wouldn't care if i saw Itachi RAPE Sasuke, he likes torturing people, but to see them in what seems a recipricated relationship is just wrong. now Sasunaru is just fine, but i think Orochimaru is the best gay pairing for Sasuke, its implied enough already. but as far as normal yaoi goes, either from Loveless type shows, or i guess from yaoi or hentai based sites.
so thats why i ask for you yaoi fangirls to help me out, i merely asked for the hardcore stuff because i want to test myself, but i'd be happy to see some of the less hardcore stuff too. i just want to test my tolerance. i think i do want to hit a wall and see "so thats the level i can't take." i want to know my level, i want to know what i'm capable of. i guess i want to know what i like. right now i feel like i can take anything, like no yaoi is too extreme for me. i mean now i even hear of new yaoi's and think "that sounds good!" like "man's best friend." that sounds like a kick-ass [or red-ass if you will] manga! so i guess i want to know where it ends, i need to find my place in all this, i need to know when my path ends, so i'm asking all of your guys help to show me.
i'm so pissed right now! i found out Disgaea 2 is coming out, so i was like so totally psyched! then i found out Laharl is not the main character!!!!! but Etna is still in it, and you get Flonne later on! i think you ever fight Laharl, but you don't get to control him! BULLSHIT! i want more Flonne x Laharl goodness! in fact i'd like to see that a lot, must search for fan-art...
but seriously whats the point of calling it Disgaea anyway then? all Nippon Ichi's character's cross over anyway, so they may as well called it something else. i was so happy to know that Disgaea's awesome story went on, but instead i find out it just goes in a different direction. Kurtis is even still a prinny in it! WTF!!!! the most touching thing about the ending for me is to see Kurtis before the Red Moon. oh well, my expectations hae been sufficently dropped, so i guess i can give up on that.
BUT! i did find the Disgaea anime on YouTube, so i'm now enhjoying it, it is really good, the story is different, but who cares, its definatly Disgaea! it was like discovering the game all over again! i really love the anime!
here's episode 1!
scratch that...
YouTube is down...
is the whole inter-web screwed up now?
damn tubes,
getting clogged and such...
well hopefully you gals [and guys ^_~] can help me find some GOOD yaoi [guys, don't ask, don't tell] i'll really appreciate any help or effort i recieve by my Peoplezez!
Otaku Ker-sploded!
yeah, today Otaku went BOOM!
but my "edit profile" still doesn't work.
but then again the site isn't completly fixed yet, so maybe the problem will be fixed soon.
i got a comment saying that it's good to fix it yourself. well does anyone know how to fix it when your whole profile is missing on the screen and all the source code is in your intro?
cuz, if you know to fix that i'd love to know.
and yes, my site really is out spoken, but it always has been, i mean magnus said great job on turning it around, but i mean god, when was my site not like this.
i guess the random hentai conversations are the "revolution," so i guess i'll keep it uup the good time.
is "spraying," "female ejaculation," basically girls squirting fminine juices out of their lady parts, is that possible. can the average girl do that? is it normal, is it a trick, is it a kinky thing. its just its so damn wierd i have to know.
also, now that i figured out how to clear my history i decided to look at some hardcore yaoi hentai. and i wasn't offended at all. i was really disapointed, i expected to be all "GASP! SCARY! *runs out of room flailing arms*" but instead i was like "oh well, that was boring." i mean i have all those things, and they really can't do much with it i can't imagine already.
okay, now i say this with all seriousness. i know you female Peoplezez and fangirls have tons of yaoi hentai, i mean the good stuff. i mean XXX level yaoi goodness, i really wanna test my tolerance, so if any of you gals are proud of your boy on boy collection, please send me some of it via e-mail or pm, because i really want closure. i want to know wether or not i can handle it. i think i can, but i don't know if i saw the good stuff, so i'm asking true yaoi fans to give me some images. please help me out.
yuri on the other hand kinda disturbs me, because i'm a boy virgin, so those parts are very foreign to me. and to see the various inovative ways they are used, well its a bit of a shock to the system. i was expecting that kinda reaction with yaoi, but i was sorely disapointed. and i know yaoi is better quality than yuri! japan is so in love with gay guys i'm suprised sodomy isn't the natural pass time! and i mean there really isn't any main stream yuri, besides utena, but that scared the shit out of me, well i saw the movie, and it seemed like a klame excuse for yuri, like they were just thinking of ways to get the girls naked or into uncomfortably close situations. basically like girls gone wild, except with bad melo-drama.
so really what i'm asking for is help with my site, how to fix it, or how long it normally takes Otaku to react to requests.
and i'm also asking for recommendations for some hardcore yaoi from some hardcore fans, please, if you are not a fan of the yaoi, don't try to help me, its just that too many people close to me sing the praises of the hardcore stuff, i mean my closest companion couldn't be more into this, the dirtier the better, so i really wanna see it to so i can feel closer to her. so i need professional help.
summer is almost over, and with it will come many changes, some good, some bad.
i fear for the future,
but i have something to look forward to.
so i embrace it.
let the future come
and changes be made,
a better life lies ahead for me
with my speacial someone
the one just for me.
