Birthday • 1990-02-12 Gender •
Male Location • in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan Member Since • 2005-03-25 Occupation • slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki Real Name • J-D, Got it memorized?
Personal
Achievements • i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now... Anime Fan Since • i first saw Gundam Wing Favorite Anime • Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin, Goals • to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer. Hobbies • writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons Talents • annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
myOtaku.com: JD Person
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wierdness.
yeah, no good title today.
no real topic
so this is going to be fun'
return of the random rant!
well, i've been slacking off on the working out lately, but i watched that strip scene from Kare Kano again, and Asaba sama has re-invigorated my need to look pure smexy! so as soon as i get done i may try to get back to work on my new sexy body. i mean Asaba is so awesome! i must become like him.
on a related note, i'm trying to get better at creating stuff. i'm trying to personalize my BG, using paint. so i want the words to go across, but when i try to submit it to photobucket it gets shrunk. i even tried just normal up and down and it still gets shrunk to like avi size. i don't know what is wrong. it really annoys me. i wanted to make banners or even greetings, but if this is what happens i don't know how i'll even do it...
is my BG THAT offensive? i mean i think its cool, and not too pervy. i mean is it pervy? you can't see anything... i mean if it really is too pervy i'll change it, but i was hoping it would be okay. but my comments keep going down, so i'm wondering if its the posts, the BG, or just coincidence.
i think its the fact my sex drive is so low that makes me see pervy. see like girls will talk to eachother about breasts and naughty bits openly, because they're not sexually interested in those things, so it not embarrassing. sdame thing with gay guys, girls will let gay guys grope them if they're flamers, once again, npo tension. well see i'm not that horny, so when i see a almost naked woman i see beauty, to me this BG is just a beautiful piece of art. so i wonder about things, because i have quite a few open female friends. so i'm curious about stuff. like i have a friend who... "pleasured" herself with a popsicle, is that normal? i mean when i grew up people always tried to make it seem like girls aren't as sexually inclined as men. but then i hear this, a girl just removing her panties, and well, do certain things with a frozen food. are most girls that comfortable with their sexuality? i don't mean to be offensive, its just i'm curious, it may be the death of me, but i can't help asking. if no of you want to say anything, i understand.
i guess i'm too open minded, to me nothing is scared, i will talk aboyut anything, and nothing really shocks me. i mean my male friends love porn, i watch it and just laugh at the bad acting, i mean i have the same physical reaction that i'm supposed to, but i feel no will to do anything. my gun may get cocked, but i never think to pull the trigger. i can see hentai and just be amazed at the wierdness, i'm not shocked or aroused, i just observe curiously. i think my head and my pants don't talk to each other. i mean even yaoi has become just, another curiosity to me. yaoi hentai is nothing more than another piece of input for me to observe. so naturally i can talk about these things, because they don't affect me. i mean i'm curious of the idea of using a popsicle in such an inovative way, i like the thought, in the way i like the thoughts of any other cool scene, in a plutonic, no arousing way. popsicle violation is akin to a scene from a favorite anime, like the Asaba scene, its just entertaining. i seem to have no sexual reaction at appropriate times, its if my imagination takes off i get a funny feeling. like for example, a friend of mine on here has the screne name "venus guy trap" see to me that is a thing that makes me feel funny, i think of being trapped and "tortured, wink wink" and that is a arousing thought, though now that i meantioned that, the feeling is gone. so i believe that my utter lack of sexual reactions is the reason i say, and do so many perverted things. because i don not share the reaction that i'm supposed to. i don't know how that should be taken. am i perverted for not finding sex sexy? am i gay for not being repulsed by seeing hard-core yaoi? am i a freak for liking thoughts of popsicle vilation, based off of the unusual and inovative nature of such an action. aaaaaah, thats the thought, i see popsiscle raping in the same light i see high-flying wrestling. a popsiscle to the lady bits is like a double foot stomp to the chest or a running drop kick lionsault. i don't know, please tell me what i am, what i should think. i need to know how i should feel about being this way...
dsorry for the offensive content, i just think all this site is good for is spilling my heart, soul, and mind
maybe thats why everyone abandones me...
Absolute Power 17 will be in there soon, pm me if you want it.
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a close friend didn't know that giving birth would hurt. sorry for the language, but i find the technical term wierder than the slang.
Me: you didn't know giving birth hurts?
Her: no...
Me: imagine shoving a baby UP your pussy.
Her: *pained squeak*
Me: and you were afraid your first time would hurt, a baby is bigger than a guy's member.
Her: ooooooow, that would hurt! but i thought they numbed the chick's pussy...
Me: yeah, just what a new-born needs, a dose of morphine.
Crucificition delayed.
well its good to know that my genuine will to watch yaoi saved my ass from being crucified for now.
i really do wanna find a good yaoi, i meanm Loveless doesn't seem intolerable, it just seem great, but to paraphrase Kevin Smith, i've watched Blue Gender and Elfen Lied, so i have no right talking about anime being good or not.
yeah, Blue Gender and Elfen Lied, both series having like a 40% approval rating. i saw critics tear apart both series, shit on them, throw them at their enemies, then light the on fire. i mean theses series got eaten alive, yet i watched and semi-enjoyed them.
sukisyo looks good, i mean the story seems tolerable. before i gained immunity to yaoi i saw videos of it on jennifer92's site. not knowing this series was yaoi is got all pyched about it, then i started to realize, 'that girl doesn't have breasts... and that hair style good just be a girly-guy's..." so i looked it up, and it turned out my suspicions were correct, it was yaoi. being as back then yaoi still equalled poison for me, i got pissed and forgot it. but now that i'm dreaming to see such a show, it may be my token yaoi series.
and i do mean dreaming
i had a drwam where i saw "GAINAX creates cross-over yaoi smash hit!"
once again i protest that it was not EVA that caused my GAINACX fanboyhood, it was FLCL, and Kare Kano, espeacially...
ASABA!!!!!
see, if there was a yaoi version of Kare Kano, or even FLCL, i'd be all over it like Kakashi on a porno mag. see the Kaoru x Shinji thing in EVA was just god awful [EVA, God awful, i'm so funny] so maybe GAINAX is bad at yaoi... but i mean if Asaba WAS gay, instead of just way to close of a friend to Arima, i'd still love him, and the series. hell if there had been some graphic scenes of Haku and Zabuza behind closed doors in Naruto, i'd have loved it, they are such a cute couple! it would be funny if Haku was the "man" and Zabuza was the "bitch." its like "ooooooooh, so THATS the type of tool he was looking for... kinky!" or if we saw Yzak finally just shut Dearka up by shoving his tongue in his mouth in Gundam SEED Destiny, i'd be like "finally, that was a long time comin!" I WANT A GOOD YAOI SOOOOOOO BADLY!!!! because i don't like disliking it because of the fact most guys are close minded and hate it. i just want a good plot!
i really hope on day one comes along.
i know the current ones are beloved by many, so i know they don't HAVE to change, but it would be nice if someone did. well i guess all my chips are on sukisyo, loveless will just be a "enh, what the hell, why not?" type thing, but who says that isn't good? at least a patronize the beloved yaoi, not run in fear of it.
so i guess i'm still conflicted, lost, wandering, searching to be found.
well not really, but i am damn curious, i want to see what these serious are like, i guess i'm just as bad as Asaba, i may do it just for the fan girls. i don't know
all i do know is that the will is there.
hopefully a way will open [the twilight one between light and dark]
i hit 2700 hundred hits! go me! thanks peoplezez!
i finally have art!
it sucks
but its there!
Absolute Power ch.17 is completed, so pm me for it, i'll tell you when i put it on the link
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the Kevin Smith quote i referenced
KS: That looks like a horrible movie, but then again i directed jersey girl, so i have right to judge movies anymore
Return of the BG!!!!!
yeah gotta love me and my BGs
i had that one for a while because it was personalized
but i mean this one is just so damn cute i couldn't resist
plus after seeing so much yaoi and depressed cat girls from pure pure, i decidec its time for me to spread my wings once again.
i do love the tasteful nudity, she is naked, yet you can see nothing
if she were naked i'd of found it boring
but the beauty of the unkown is just too much to resist.
i find thois type of thing truely beautiful, a type of art not at all easy to acheive, but quite magestic to view.
i'm going to have to personalize this one too, sop that it screams me even more!
i must say that my dislike of yaoi is starting to return.
see i thought, naively, that there was more to most yaoi then i don't know,hot guys fucking. but i was wrong. now i know all my fangirls are going to crucify me for this, but here we go.
see, being as there are at least 100 loveless art pieces, greetings, and wall papers a day, i thought "hmmmmm maybe this particular yaoi-type anime may be worth watching, it appears to be good, being as it is so popular." yeah, so is American Idol and Lost... well i decided to do my research, so i looked through my usual anime athorities, and at the end realized something. YAOI IS NOT MEANT TO BE ENJOYED BY THE PLOT! i don't know if there is such a machine as the " cliche-o-matic 5000, anime addition." but damn did it get used for this series, holy shit is it cliched. and i love that the creator of the damn series, and the writers of several articles agreed that if it wasn't meant to be yaoi from square one, the hetrosexual pairings would be the featured, that both of the main character's female pairings are better written, with more sexual and romantic tention. i bout laughed my ass off. i'm loving it.
but in any event, i've realized that i don't think my dream shall come true. i thought that i'd find something that would do for me for yaoi what SuperGALS, Kare Kano and Chobits did for me for shoujo anime, something with a good enough plot that the fact it was not m,eant for me would not bother me. i thought i'd find something where i'd go "so what if the guys are gay, the plot is great." i've realized now that yaoi is not meant to have pointless things like, i don't know writing...
character depth...
a plot...
hell no, we have gay guys making out! who needs plots!?
but alas, the sheer absurdity and apparent badness of Loveless makes me want to watch it, kinda like Elfen Lied, i knew it was going to suck, but i knew it would be entertaining in its badness. it seems like easy fodder for a satirist like myself, so once i have a devoted fangirl to glomp onto me and watch said hilarious gayness with me, i view your beloved yaoi, and i will mock it
oh how the mocking shall commence!
yes, i realize that people watch yaoi BECAUSE it has gay guys, not inspite of it, but i don't know, i thought there would a cross-over hit or something. but i now realize yaoi is akin to fetish porn, if you don't like the catagorey, you won't like the series. i mean no bondage freak is going to get off on a foot fetish film. so i'm guessing i'll never be reccomended a yaoi for the PLOT, i still like using plot and yaoi in the same sentence. but i guess either way in the end i'm going to watch the stuff, so does it really matter?
but really, is my request THAT wrong? don't you think SOMEONE would make ONE series that was good even if you don't particuarly jump for joy at the sight of boys screwing? i know i may be out of line but hell, i guess i'm a dreamer.
still, i wonder if i may actually like loveless, it seems semi-good. and hell, to most Blue Gender was horrible series, so maybe my standards are low enough to enjoy yaoi despite not being into gay guys.
oh well, in the end all if gained is cynicism, the world of another series in my head, knowledge, and probably a lot of pissed off fangirls.
but remember, i'm still watching it, so don't be too pissed. i have a level of tolerance much higher than your average guy, i'm basically yaoi immune, i don't get the negitive reaction shared by most my counterparts, hell, i see no problem with yaoi hentai, being as i see all porn as enterataining, not arousing.l i'm basically immune to all the world of gayness. but i'd actually like to have a POSITIVE reaction to it,
well besides Haku x Zabuza and Dearka x Yzak.
yeah, i know you never see either of them do anything, but thats what imaginations are for, and mine settles on Dearka and Yzak a lot, i don't know why.
plus i'm adding some yaoi goodness to AP, so stop complaining fangirls, i'm on your damn side. -^_^-
plus i have pink sun glasses
Absolute Power ch.13 is below, 1-16 are on the link, 17 is still in editting.
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i learned i can use apples for chest exercieses. if i lace my fingers together and push with my palms it works them good. eventually i break them though, i destroy them with my bare hands!
Me: I make compost! *destroys apple*
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Kit: yaoi, where?! *looks around and sees he's in an S&M dungeon with Sylven and Marane* i hate you, i hate you SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! *sylven and marane approuch* w-what are you guys planning to do to me...?
Absolute Power ch.13
Absolute Power
Mission: 13
Turning Point: Part 4 (Final Part, Calling All You Angels For Death And Re-Birth )
Foxxy: Why did you bring her here?
Aveian: Let me put it this way, I care about you, but I swear if you get in my way I’ll… (Sora reaches a bloodied hand up and puts a finger to Aveian’s mouth shushing him) …Sora.
Sora: (voice weak and raspy) I know what you’re thinking Foxxy, I can understand why you’d want me dead. But I swear I hate Negeta as much as you.
Foxxy: Great, story time (Allenby bops her on the head) Ow! What was that for?!
Allenby gives her a firm glare, Foxxy flashes huge wet puppy dog eyes, Allenby doesn’t flinch, and Foxxy turns back around.
Foxxy: (pouts) Meanie!
Sora: I joined Negeta’s organization because I was seduced by power, money and charm, he is quite good at talking, he hides his intentions until you’re too deep in to escape, I lost myself to him, I gave him my greatest gift, and he used it to manipulate me.
Foxxy: You lost your virginity to Zeru?
Sora: Yes, I was 14.
Foxxy: 14!
Sora: A mistake I will never forgive. He used me to steal Kit’s Gundam, and later to kill all of you, but I betrayed him, I started a plan there, a plan that just came to fruition, unfortunately those fruits were sour and poisonous. (Flashbacks to stated scenes) I stood by Zeru’s side, I pretended to still hate Aveian, I even fought one of his oldest friends (chuckles) I won and secretly saved the pilot. I saved her brother too, I saved him so he could fulfill his goals. But mine weren’t complete, I held you hostage and acted like the bad guy, but I made sure to leave you enough leeway to escape, and you did, all along I was waiting for a moment alone with him. And I got it, unfortunately I lost and barely escaped with my life.
Foxxy: But why did you protect her Aveian.
Aveian: I was in on it, Sora told me in bed that first night we were in bed, one of the reasons I was so attracted to her was how well she planned things out, that level of tactics is an admirable quality.
Foxxy: That’s the weirdest attraction I ever heard of. But I can see how you belong together, cold, calculating, calm, wise, sexual, a perfect match.
Foxxy walks up to Sora in Aveian’s arms, she takes Sora’s hand and closes it around hers, then shakes it softly.
Foxxy: (looking her dead in the eyes) Welcome on board Sora.
Sora: Glad to be on.
Aveian: Let’s get her up there on the table by Kit.
Foxxy: You know he’ll love that!
Sora: don’t worry Kit; I’m too weak to play with you now. I’ll get you back later.
Aveian sets Sora down on the table, Foxxy hands over her dagger, Aveian cuts off Sora’s jacket, top and bra, he then gives the bloodied lump of fabric to Allenby for disposal.
Sora: I feel so exposed, so Foxxy (weakly pushes her own breast up) you jealous?
Foxxy: (sarcastic) Yeah, they’re so much bigger than mine.
Sora: I guess neither of us is really blessed. (Laughs) Ow!
Aveian: (hovering over Sora with the dagger) Stop talking, I’m trying to operate here.
Sora: Sorry.
Aveian fishes around in the bullet wound with the dagger’s tip, until he hits metal.
Aveian: There it is.
Aveian slowly pushes the bullet out with the daggers tip; Sora cringes but stays as still as possible. The bullet comes out and Aveian disposes of it.
Sora: Well that’s good, so all that’s left is clean up.
Foxxy: Allenby, lets take Kit out of here, if he wakes up by Sora he’ll be pissed!
Allenby: You’re right, let’s get him moving.
The two of them pick up Kit, who’s stopped bleeding by now and is dead unconscious, and carry him out of the room.
Aveian: Now to dress those wounds, (he takes out a gauze pad and sticks it on to the bullet wound on her right breast, rubbing on and smoothing it out)
Sora: (sing-songish) Aveian…
He looks at her chest, and notices how well he put it on her. Then he’s pulled down onto it, face to face with his patient.
Sora: They say sugar helps the medicine go down.
Aveian: You’re injured.
Sora: I wasn’t asking.
She pulls him into a deep kiss, her arms running through his hair.
Aveian: (between Sora’s long kisses) You’re getting blood in my hair.
Sora: (chuckles) Deal with it! (Kisses him even longer)
Foxxy: He’s short, skinny and there’s two of us, both pretty strong.
Allenby: True, but those are all compliments in my opinion.
Foxxy: Yeah, you’re right.
They set Kit down on one of the beds in Draco’s many bedrooms softly.
Allenby: He’s so peaceful like this.
Foxxy: Yeah, but afraid the peace is about to break.
Foxxy pulls his jacket and shirt off, his right arm is shattered, the bone is piercing the skin dyed brown red with dried blood.
Allenby: Oh, that’s just… (Gulp)
Foxxy: I’ll do it. Don’t really want to (pulls her shirt off over her head, then in her tank-top belly shirt leans over Kit), but I’m used to it.
Allenby: Thanks.
Foxxy: Like I said, it’s not by choice.
Foxxy hangs over him; she puts her thumbs over the bone, then pushes in, the bone cracks loudly then goes in, opening the skin again.
Foxxy: Shit!
Allenby: What’s wrong!?
Foxxy: He bled all over my shirt. Go get some liquid bandage and about 3 rolls of medical tape.
Allenby: Right!
Allenby runs out. Foxxy stares down at her brother, pressing the sheet against his wound to stop the blood.
Foxxy: (softly to herself) Please be okay Big Bro, I’ve lost one important guy, I don’t want to lose anymore.
Allenby comes back in with the supplies.
Allenby: Here you go.
Foxxy: Thanks.
Foxxy carefully applies the liquid bandage and waits for it to dry, then slowly wraps his arm lovingly and carefully.
Foxxy: (holds up a lipstick tube) What do you say we seal it for good luck?
Allenby: (laughs) Sounds fun!
Foxxy: (while writing) look at all this blood, I guess I’ll take this room, that way Draco may not kill me. Seems like a up-tight guy.
Allenby: Got that right, but I think he’ll agree to that.
Foxxy then Allenby puts it on, then they each kiss the wrap on the outer edge Allenby at the top and Foxxy on bottom, then Foxxy writes “sealed with a kiss” that meets up with the kisses on top and bottom. Kit starts to stir.
Foxxy: I’m getting out of here, you guys need time.
Allenby: Thanks.
Foxxy: I know it’s what he wants, and I need time too.
Foxxy strolls out right as Kit wakes up.
Kit: Where am I?
Allenby: You’re Foxxy’s bedroom on Draco’s ship, you passed out from your arm, but me and Foxxy treated it so you should be okay.
Kit: (looks at his arm) You guys just can’t leave me alone can you? (Tries to get up) I swear I’m going to…
Allenby holds herself over him, her breasts against his chest and the bottom of his neck.
Allenby: ( pulling back to stare deep into his eyes, bewitching voice) Sorry Kit, but I can’t let you go anywhere, you’re hurt, so I have to keep you right here, under me, (running her finger over her lips, up his chest, neck then to his lips) all to myself.
Kit: (tries to get up) Sorry, but I have to…
Allenby moves her finger and catches Kit in a slow, wet, long, passionate, infatuating kiss. Kit lays back down breathing hard.
Allenby: That’s too bad, because you’re not going to anything but lay there and be taken advantage of by me! (Kisses him again)
Negeta is in a dark room, in front of him is a ton of computers and personnel working them.
Negeta: Where’s Ra?
Operator: He’s in the Med Center being treated.
Negeta: Well get him to the Cell and into his Gundam immediately!
Operator: But he’s hurt! Can’t we use another pilot?
Negeta: No! He is the only working choice.
Operator: (pushes com-switch) Get Ra into his Gundam, he’s needed.
Ra is rolled out on a stretcher to his Suit, he’s wrapped and bandaged, with IV’s and his face all padded up, the soldiers lift him up and place him in his Gundam’s cockpit. On the Com-Link’s screen shows Negeta.
Ra: What am I supposed to do now?
Negeta: Head down to Terminal Creed and retrieve something for me.
Ra: Fine, as long as I get paid.
We see Ra in his cockpit drop down a long shaft, he continues to drop for a long time, and then he hits ground. Ahead is a long tunnel.
Ra: Cautious enough?
Negeta: Nothing can go to chance; the scenario has to work out perfectly.
Ra: This is insane, but for profit.
He walks for a long time in darkness lit in red. Finally he reaches a large door, he turns the large spigot wheel, and he enters is shocked. Ahead is a sea of red liquid, above it is a huge black and red Gundam, it’s spiked to a huge crimson cross and has a duel pointed spear through its chest, its legs are incomplete, and appear to bleed into the sea slowly.
Marane: (trying to patch Sylven’s wounds) So there’s no stopping you is there?
Sylven: Unless you intend to use force, no.
Marane: Fine, just try not to die. How am I supposed to gain power without a great fighter like you?
Sylven: (boarding his Gundam) Yeah, that’s a reason to back alive. (Cockpit closes)
Marane: (thinking) So clever yet so stupid.
Quick Sylver takes off and flies towards Draco’s ship. He dodges the remaining amounts of Zeru’s troop’s fire and approaches Raven Corp. he stops out of firing range and activates the com-link.
“Rhythm Emotion” rings out in mono-tone over the PA.
Kit: That’s my code, I gotta get that.
Allenby: No way! You’re staying right he... (She looks into his eyes, and recognizes the look) Fine. But at least let me clean off your face and keep you company.
Kit: Wouldn’t want it any other way! Ooof!
Allenby throws her self against his back and wraps her arms around him and slowly softly licks the lipstick off his face.
Kit: (laughing) That tickles! What are you doing?
Allenby: If a hanky and spit works, why not just use my tongue?
Kit: Don’t worry we have enough room, just load your Suit on and we can…
Sylven: No, I can’t do that, I come here as an enemy.
Kit: What?!
Sylven: I came to challenge you to a duel.
Kit: My Suit is trashed, why are you opposing me?
Sylven: I was never your ally, I was your friend, but I was fighting for my own goals, which happened to coincide with yours, but now our goals are opposed, and I must admit I’ve wanted to test my skills against you. If you need time to repair your Suit take it, but I will not allow you to leave until then.
Allenby: What are you going to do Kit?
Kit: My only choice, accept.
Sylven: Then as a warrior neither of us can back out, I will see you when your Gundam is completed.
The screen goes blank.
Kit: Lets get to work.
Allenby: (worried) Are you crazy? You’re injured and…
Kit puts a finger to her lips, then takes it away and kisses her softly and slowly, then pulls away, with his hand on her chin.
Kit: (very sweet, calm and serious) Don’t worry, I’m not going to die, you’re my equal a warrior just like me, you have the same feelings as me, you know I can’t turn this down, just like you wouldn’t if you were in my situation, I have to do this, you know that.
Allenby: (timid) Yeah, but I’m worried about you.
Kit: (happy and sweet) Then help me work on my Suit, together there’s nothing we can’t do!
Ra moves forward, he pulls hard on the Lance, it starts to move, he puts a foot to the wall and pulls it out, as it exits the Gundam sprouts legs and begins to pull at it’s pins, its mouth is full of red teeth, as the mouth breaks open and it’s Gundam eyes break out and we see green human eyes. Ra, in Gundam stumbles back.
Draco: (grabs her wrist and drags her running) I said lets go!
Suddenly a huge pillar of energy shoots out of the ground, Draco pulls Foxxy down and covers her. As the pillar goes upward it spreads, forming a giant lower case “T” in the sky. Lilith screams louder, in a familiar voice and spreads her arms out and another explosion occurs, a huge half sphere with giant bird wings spreading out. The blast wave quickly heads towards Raven Corps. Foxxy raises her gun and fires all the shells at Lilith, which of course does nothing.
Draco: What the hell? Did you actually think that’d work?
The blast wave hits the ship and it rocks violently, Kit falls and barely keeps from colliding with the wall, holding tight to the Suit supports with one arm. As soon as the ship levels out Allenby starts moving towards Faye Gundam. Kit grabs her arm to stop her.
Kit: Where are you go…
As she turns Allenby wraps her arms around Kit’s neck and kisses him long on the lips.
Allenby: (pulling back slowly) Like you said, we’re the same, I have to defend us, my Gundam is the only one in good shape. I promise to come back! (Winks)
Kit: (into Com-Panel) Aveian, Sora ! Get down here, I need assistance, I have to repair my Gundam, Allenby is launching and I need help repairing mine.
Aveian: You’re letting her leave?!
Kit: She can handle herself.
Faye launches and we see it hover or Lilith a few meters back.
Sora: You don’t see what she’s going up against!
Kit: Then get down here and help me so I can help her out!
Sora: But your Suit is more trashed than mine! And you’re out of spare parts!
Kit: (impassioned) I don’t care! We’ll find a way!
Sora is taken back by his force of speech.
Aveian: I think there’s a way.
Sora looks at him and Kit’s eyebrows go up.
Aveian: We have experimental parts for the KC, they’re not tested and I don’t have them all, but…
Kit: Install them!
Sora: But…
Kit: Don’t question me do it!
Once again she’s taken back, but this time Aveian puts his hand on her shoulder.
Aveian: We’re going to do it, Kit’s simple, now that he’s got his mind on this he’ll never give up; we have no choice. So let’s just do it.
Kit: Thanks Commander.
Aveian: Just doing my job Captain.
Sai: I’ll help too Bro!
Kit: Sai?!
Sai: Yep!
Kit: You’re still here?
Sai: Yeah, I fell asleep and missed like 5 Missions, sorry.
Kit: It’s cool, go get ‘em little dude!
Sai: Right Bro!
Sai boards onto a large black box.
Sai: (inside a dark cockpit) Launching!
The box falls out the back of the circling Raven Corps. The box breaks open and a large Dragon Shaped Mobile Armor, it is all silver, with a Z’Gok style hands, with micro-missile pods inside instead of beam guns, the body is ridged like his old Gundam’s arms, under the ridges are missile pods. It has a huge “V” fin on its head like any Gundam, its eyes glow red.
Sai: DRAGOON!
The huge Dragoon slithers through the sky, its ridges lift up and hundreds of missiles fly towards Lilith, they approach to impact distance the missiles all hit and explode.
Sai: Got ya!
The smoke and fire clears and its seen that Lilith is surrounded by a huge hexagonal energy field.
Lilith: Die!!!!
Sai: Sis?
Lilith Gundam’s hair lunges forward like Medusa’s, Dragoon slithers out of the way, Lilith swings its arm and an invisible force sends Dragoon into the ground and through the base’s wall.
Allenby: Rain?
Lilith: ALLENBY!!!!!!
Lilith Gundam lowers its limbs, then slowly the plates of armor start to slide off, white flesh clinging to it like hot marshmallow. As all the armor slides off and you can see a giant all white Rain which slowly grows as the armor slips off until it’s a completely naked Rain solid white, nipple-less, crotch-less Rain, with green eyes and coral red lips standing 10 times the size of a Gundam before the Raven Corp. and crew.
Foxxy stands up and sees the giant naked woman standing before her.
Foxxy: HOLY TEACAKES IT’S A GIANT NAKED GUNDAM WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: That is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.
Rain: Allenby! You stole Domon from me!
Allenby: I don’t want him, please take him!
Rain: No! Domon doesn’t love me! He loves you! So I’ll absorb you then he’ll love me!
Allenby: That’s insane! Whoa!
Rain grabs at her.
Rain: YOU, AND DOMON WILL BE MINE!!!!!!
Rain starts grabbing at Faye Gundam, Allenby floats back avoiding each one.
Rain: Get over here and become part of me!
Allenby: No way!
Allenby fires the head Vulcans, but the field stops them.
Allenby: Damn!
Allenby draws her ribbon and slashes at Rain, it hits the field and stops.
Allenby: Damn it! Why can’t I hit you!?
Rain: Because we we’re meant to be one!
Lilith’s hand moves towards Faye Gundam, its just about to hit when…
Sarin: Not so fast!
Reaper’s Scythe hits the field and stops the hand dead.
Aveian attaches the experimental left arm, basically a black Gouf Custom arm to whats left of Kit Custom.
Kit: Oooooh, looks powerful.
Aveian: Let’s hope it is.
Sora: (leaning out of the cockpit) Damn, all of these systems are different, who planned this out?
Kit: They’re experimental, give us a break!
Sora: I don’t care what they are! Stick to one OS, god I’m surrounded by idiots!
Sora ducks back inside the cockpit.
Kit: You sure she knows what she’s talking about?
Aveian: Think she’s going to betray us again?
Kit: It wouldn’t be the first time, but I’m saying what if she doesn’t know what she’s doing.
Aveian: well it’s not like we have a plethora of choices at the moment…
Sora: (from inside the cockpit) I can hear you ya know!?
Kit: (yelling up to her) Good. Hey, do you know what you’re doing in there!?
Sora: (connecting wires and typing) Well lets see, I designed the operating systems for Gundam’s Cape, Screw and Angelic, I drew up the weapons and their system, and the designs for my own custom Mobile suit, that enough for you?
Kit: (again yelling to her) But We’ve beaten all those suits!
Sora: (chuckles) Then I guess I’ll just have to make a better one!
Sarin: Just fighting my own battle, just be glad our destinies crossed.
Allenby: Whatever, as long as I have reinforcements!
Sarin and Allenby push hard against the field and actually force the giant rain’s hand back. Faye drops back, but Reaper flies forward.
Sarin: (thinking) I have to break its control, or else…
Lilith’s hand swats at him, Sarin stops it with the scythe, but then Lilith pushes a little harder and Sarin is pushed back, Sarin puts the other hand on the scythe but he still is getting pushed back.
Sarin: I can’t lose!
Lilith thrusts her hand forward and Reaper goes hard into the ground.
Allenby: Sarin!
Lilith’s hand comes towards Allenby, she dodges with each grasp, until she’s forced to near the ground, right in front of Foxxy and Draco, and the hand is closing in fast.
Foxxy: (under breath) Oh mein gott! Someone please save us.
A huge AGNI Beam hits Lilith’s arm at the wrist completely separating it. Foxxy’s face slowly lights up with pure happiness.
Foxxy: SYLVEN!!!!!!!
Quick Sylver blasts in and fires another AGNI Beam straight through Lilith’s stomach.
Foxxy: Whooooo! Go Sylven you did it you… (Her face turns to one of true horror) oh… my… god…
At the end of Lilith’s arm hangs exposed bone and muscle, burnt flesh and tendons dangle out, the body wound reveals exposed stomach organs, blood and bile run out like a river raining down.
Foxxy: My god! What is that thing!?
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Foxxy: (peeking out of Draco’s cape) I can’t take this… (Throws up then passes out)
Draco: Great, now I can’t use her, I guess I’ll have to take care of this on my own!
Draco re-boards Raven Corps. and enters the hangar.
Kit: Draco, what’re you doin here?
Draco: Getting my Suit. They need back-up out here, and I’m not losing my ship!
Aveian: it has almost no power left.
Draco: I won’t need much to defeat her.
Drake Gundam powers up and launches.
Draco: (in Suit) Lets hope this works! DRAKE!!!!!!!
He fires a Drake blast At Rain, but it does nothing.
Draco: Damn it! DRAKE!!!!!!!
Draco sticks his sword into the ground and fires dozens of Drake blasts at Lilith, he keeps punching and punching and punching, Drake after Drake after Drake, finally Drake Gundam and Draco are almost out of energy.
Draco: (breathing hard) That… had… to work.
Through the smoke Rain’s huge face pears down, her eyes lock onto Draco.
Draco: Shit!
He fires the head flame throwers but the flames are stopped in front of her face, Draco grabs his sword and throws it at her, it flies point first at her face, but stops dead at the field, hovering in mid-air. She gets an evil smile on her face and reaches for Drake Gundam.
Draco: No.
Sylven: Out of my way!
Quick Sylver flies down and drop-kicks Drake Gundam, drake slams into the ground and rolls to a stop. Quick Sylver fires the AGNI at almost point blank range, the beam tears through Lilith’s right shoulder, and with the field broken the sword embeds itself deep into her right hand. Lilith stumbles back in pain, bleeding horribly.
Sylven: You die now.
Sylven flies around Lilith firing the AGNI, each beam tearing holes in her flesh, Lilith stands shakily.
Sylven: Now to finish this
Sylven fires but the ANGI doesn’t.
Automated Voice: Absolute Borderline has been crossed, now switching to reserve power mode.
Sylven: No!
Lilith stands straighter and heals, Draco’s sword drops out of her hand.
Sylven: Great, at this point I think we’re doomed.
Sai: (dragoon rising) not yet…
Draco: (Drake stands weakly) A true warrior fights till death…
Sarin: (Reaper rises, spreading its wings) And for their own goals…
Allenby: (Faye flies forward) and we fight harder when we have people to protect!
Sylven: I guess we fight until the end then.
Dragoon slithers forward and opens its mouth firing a huge mega-particle beam cannon, Draco fires the Buster Shield, Allenby fires the head Vulcans and Sylven throws both Boomerang whips.
But sadly the field stops them all, Lilith waves her arm and they all go flying back, Faye catches itself and hovers off the ground, and Lilith’s hand lunges at her.
Sai: Damn…
Sarin: We failed…
Sai: We’re screwed sis!
Draco: Death will claim us soon, and we won’t even be able to fight back!
Sylven: A pathetic and unceremonious death.
Random Dagger pilot: No so fast.
Draco: Vultures, coming to pick off another’s corpse.
Pilot: actually, our commander is dead and we have no obligation to fight you, we too will fight this demon.
Sarin: Angel.
Pilot: Come on men; let’s get ‘er!
The Dagger’s fly in firing circling around raining down fire.
Pilot: Glory to all the colonies! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lilith destroys one with her sweeping hand.
Pilot: Don’t give up! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
The MS are being destroyed left and right, but they keep fighting, even until the last one.
Sarin: Look at them fight.
Sai: True warriors!
Sylven: I’m they’ll find peace in the next life.
Pilot: I’m the last one, there’s no way I can win, so I’ll lose with glory!
He flies in guns blazing, Lilith raises a hand and uses her field, his Suit starts to break apart.
Pilot: Take this!
He hits the self detonation button, the Suit makes and huge explosion, but as the smoke clears we see Lilith is unharmed.
Sai: they did there best.
Negeta: (laughing) and for what!? They all died! Maybe if they were smart and stayed with the winning side, they’d still be alive!
Sylven: You’ll never understand our way.
Sarin: A coward like you never could.
Draco: You can only hide behind your money.
Allenby: Alone.
Negeta: That may be true, but I’ll be alive alone, and you can all die together!!! (laughs manically)
Kit is inside the cockpit of his new and improved Gundam, he’s testing the controls, and Sora is peering in the open hatch.
Sora: How’s it feel?
Kit: It doesn’t matter I’m launching. (Shuts the hatch) Allenby I’m coming!
Sora: Dumb-ass! If you get killed you had it coming!
Aveian: He won’t die, he’s too stupid to.
Kits Gundam launches it has long boosters on the legs and back like Gundam F91 and a Gattling like Gouf Custom with big shoulders like EX-S Gundam, only with pointed ends. As he exits he sees the giant naked woman standing out there.
Kit: What the hell? (Sees where Rain is reaching) Allenby!!!!!!
Kit guns it, but he’s too late, he tries firing the Gattling, but the explosive shells bust on the field.
Kit: Damn, I’m too late!
Lilith’s hand closes around Faye Gundam, consuming it completely, drawing the Gundam into her body, then opens her hand again to show what she’s done.
Rain: Finally! I’ve absorbed Allenby, now Domon will be all mine! Huh?
Suddenly a blinding gold light shoots out of the exit Lilith came out of a gold Gundam with huge wings rises out of the exit holding a large red spear.
Negeta: (in central Creed) Ra! What the hell are you doing!?
Ra: Whatever I want, I don’t get paid enough anyway.
Ra throw the spear, the end unwraps, then re-wraps at the tail end and flies forward blowing Lilith’s whole right arm off at the shoulder, The arm falls and breaks apart, blood flowing onto the ground like waterfalls, Faye breaks free and rises.
Allenby: Phew, that was close.
Negeta: What’s the current location of the Lance of Longinus?
Operator: Currently exiting the Earth’s gravitational field at high speed.
Ra: Just can’t bear to see a pretty girl treated so poorly, plus I really don’t like that, thing!
Kit: Well that makes an ass load of us.
Ra: I have feeling I should leave (salutes) so see ya!
Ra in his Gundam takes off into the horizon.
Lilith grabs her arm, but it won’t regenerate.
Rain: Fine! I’ll still get my Domon with one arm!
Lilith starts towards Allenby again.
Kit: Aveian, how do I stop that thing?
Aveian: Close range combat.
Kit: What!?
Aveian: Close range combat.
Kit: You have to be kidding me!
Aveian: Trust me, draw the sword.
Kit draws the Gouf sword from the shield.
Kit: This thing is solid metal! It’s useless!
Aveian: Just use it.
Kit draws the sword and looks at the specs on the screen.
Kit: You have to be kidding me.
Aveian: I told you.
The sword starts to vibrate at super-sonic speed.
Kit: A progressive sword, GAINAX is so getting sued for this. Who’s idea was this anyway?
Sora: Mine!
Kit: Giant vibrating sword I should have known.
Aveian: At least we’ll be alive for the trial.
Kit blasts forward with the sword extended, Lilith deploys her field, but the sword cuts right through it, Kit drives the sword right into Lilith’s heart.
Kit: Got her! (A huge hand looms up) Oh shit.
Lilith’s hand is about to impact Kit’s Gundam.
Allenby: Kit no!
Faye Gundam flies up and knocks Kit’s out of the way, just to be hit and sent zooming into the ground.
Rain: Damn, she’s no good to me dead!
Kit: Allenby!
Sylven shoulder checks him before he can go after her.
Sylven: Forget about me?
Kit: Get out of my way!
Sylven: You’re not escaping our duel!
Sylven hooks Quick Sylver’s arms under Kit Customs and he floors it, pulling bring the two Gundams into space.
Lilith’s giant hand reaches down towards the crater Faye Gundam made.
Rain: You will be mine!
Lilith’s hand is about to touch the suit when....
Allenby: Not so fast Rain!
Faye’s swings spread and it rises, the glittery stuff floats out, and “I think I can” by the pillows starts. Lilith starts grabbing at Allenby.
Allenby: The dust isn’t stopping her. (Dodging around her hand) I can’t keep this up forever.
She draws the ribbon and swings again but Lilith’s field stops it. Lilith’s hand tries to grab her, but she jumps back.
Allenby: There’s no way I can beat her (Screen pops up) unless….
Faye brings its right fist back with the left over it in a chop position.
Allenby: Venus Shotgun!!!!!
She thrusts her fist forward and hundreds of hearts fly forward, they hit Lilith and pop all over her skin spawning more hearts that hit and pop doing the same thing. Lilith stops looking crazy and angry and starts looking ditzy and bubbly. Her face softens and gets all cutesy. At this point she stops staring at Allenby, she found another target.
On the ground lays the shattered Angelic Gundam, Domon trapped inside, Rain’s eyes lock onto it and she approaches, reaching out to grab it.
Domon: (Suit dead) What’s going on out there?!
Lilith grabs Angelic’s torso and picks it up, with a love struck look in its her eyes.
Rain: My Domon! You’re mine now.
She holds Angelic to her chest, where he quickly sinks in.
Domon: What the hell?
Domon is alone in complete darkness. Then a naked all white Rain, except for blue eyes a red lips, she giggles softly and lunges at Domon. He dodges, but another appears behind him, he dodges her lunge hug too, but then more and more appear on all sides, they glomp onto him, he tries to fight them off but the grabs his arms, he tries to run and they grab his legs, they grab his chest and start kissing him all over his face, more and more pile on and he’s overwhelmed.
Allenby: I only have one shot at this.
Aphrodite’s Bow and Arrow form, she aims then fires, the Arrow shatters her field and pierces her heart. Suddenly Lilith’s body starts falling apart, huge cuts appearing as flesh separates and blood spurts out. The song ends.
Allenby: Direct hit! Score! (Looks up at the sky) I hope Kit’s okay, my Suit is too low on energy to get into space. Kit, please be okay.
Sylven brings one of the spikes down on Kit, who blocks with his sword, barely.
Sylven: What was that?
Kit brings the sword down and drives Sylven back. Sylven makes a hard turn, Kit follows closely with the Gattling on the left arm.
Sylven: No delay.
Sylven flies in and goes for a diagonal slash, but then turns his arm in a semi-circle and swings at Kit Customs right upper arm, the spike corrects and the armor crumples, then the Prog sword hits the spike knocking it away.
Sylven: Your right arm is slow, why are you holding back?
Kit: I’m not! (Fires the heads Vulcans) I’m fighting at full strength!
The Vulcan bullets hit Quick Sylver, but they just spark and do nothing inside Quick silver the power Gauge goes down a tiny amount.
Kit: What kind of armor is that?
Sylven: My own creation!
Sylven swings again but this time Kit blocks with the shield.
Sylven: I see, you’re right arm in broken, so you’re using mono-armed controls.
Kit: (thrusting with the Prog sword) You can tell?!
Sylven catches his arm.
Sylven: As a matter of fact I can!
Kit: No you can’t.
Sylven: What?
Kit brings his knees up and reverses the sword. He kicks of Sylven and fires the boosters. Sylven lets go and starts to turn, but the Prog sword still gashes his side.
Sylven: Damn!
Sylven dodges hard to the side. Kit follows with the vulcans, the gap between the shots and Sylven decreases, the first ones hit and deflect.
Sylven: Its useless… wait!
Kit raises the Gattling and fires, the shells all hit and spark, the Power Gauge drains quickly, and shells start piercing the chest. The suit rocks and Sylven’s wounds start to open.
Sylven: I won’t lose!
Sylven floors it and curves around to strike Kit.
Kit: Bad move!
KC’s shoulders open revealing 5 missiles in each, Kit fires them and they curve in on Quick Sylver from the opposite direction.
Sylven: That won’t work!
Sylven fires the head Vulcans into the missiles, but a few still impact his Suits chest, tearing it up. Then through the fire here comes Kit thrusting with the Prog Sword, he jams it into Quick Sylver’s chest, Sylven coughs blood, then drops the spikes and fires the wrist guns, Kit holds up the Gattling Shield, the wrist guns shred the shield, and Kit jettisons it.
Kit: Fox Trick!
Kit drives his left hand into Quick Sylver’s chest and shoulder still holding the Prog Sword in the right. Sylven raises his right wrist and fires into Kit Custom’s chest, Kit drops back, Quick Sylver is sparking and barely holding together.
Kit: Sylven get out of there!
Sylven: (blood is pouring out of his mouth and head, his eyes are half closed) Kill me.
Kit: What are you saying?
Sylven: You won, now finish me off!
Kit: No!
Sylven raises his left arm, gun barrel extended, holding it up with his right arm.
Sylven: Do it now!
Kit: No way!
Sylven fires a few rounds into Kit’s Gundam.
Kit: Stop!
Sylven: Kill me!
He keeps firing.
Sylven: You or me, one of us will die here!!!!
In Kit’s head he sees images of all his loved ones go by, he’s eyes focus.
Kit: I can’t die here!
Kit unloads the Head Vulcans and the wrist Gattlings into his Suit until all the bullets run out. Quick Sylver drifts back.
Sylven: (smiles) You made the right choice.
Quick Sylver explodes.
Kit: (under breathe, voice quivering, hand shaking on the trigger) Sylven… no.
Kit Custom floats down, Foxxy wakes up just in time to see her brother return, Kit slides down on the zip line, and Foxxy runs over to him.
Foxxy: (glomp-hugging him) Big Brother! (Giggling)
Allenby runs over but stops a few feet back, giving Kit a look like “later I ‘ll give you yours” Kit gives her a warm smile, which she returns. Foxxy looks up at Kit with big adorable doe eyes full of hope, happiness and love.
Kit: Glad to be back!
Negeta: Not for long.
Kit: Don’t you ever give up? You’re beaten now surrender!
Negeta: Beaten, by what respect? You’ll never reach me, but I don’t want a stale mate, I want victory (a ship launches from the exit, Negeta on board) so I’m detonating the base, there’s no way you’ll escape the blast, so enjoying dying!
Kit: Arrogant bastard, so what now?
Draco: what an idiot, doesn’t he know my ship is the fastest in the Earth or Colonies. We’ll escape in no time.
Aveian: Well lets do it incase your ship is slower than you thought.
Draco: Fine, prick.
The raven Corp takes off. Meanwhile on the ground a certain group also readies their escape.
Argo: on the ship, looking out the hatch) Come on Domon! We have to go!
George: (also onboard) yes, our ship is quite slow.
Domon is on the ground, a giddy Rain is clinging to him, as he tries futilely to get her off.
Domon: Get off me!
Rain: (soft sigh) oh my Domon! I finally have my Domon’s back! He’s all mine!
Domon: I can’t get her off!
George: Bring her with us! We have to go!
Domon: Damnit!
Domon’s giant cargo ship takes off just as the entire region that base was on becomes part of the ocean Sarin in his Gundam flies just outside the flames.
Everyone but Draco, Aveian and Sora are in the hangar Foxxy is still palling around with Kit.
Foxxy: (looking at Kit with those huge innocent sparkly eyes) So did Sylven have to abandon his Gundam, is he on board, or are we meeting up later?
Nobody says anything.
Foxxy: (looking worried, leaning up closer to Kit, her eyes showing deep sadness welling up) Where’s Sylven?
Kits face’s immediately turns sad he looks away and to the ground.
Foxxy: (voice quivering, she lets go of Kit and steps back) No… no… it… it can’t be.
Kit keeps looking away.
Foxxy: How? What happened?
Kit says nothing; he can’t bear to look into her face either.
Foxxy: No… you didn’t! (Kit still doesn’t speak, still looks away) why!? (Still nothing) How could you do that!?
Kit: (he suddenly looks her dead in the eyes, his voice breaking) He didn’t give me choice! He kept fighting! He wouldn’t stop until he… and now he’s…
Foxxy suddenly blasts Kit in the face with a hard right hook to the cheek, Kit gets knocked clear off his feet and slides across the ground.
Foxxy: (crying and screaming) I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!!!!
Allenby helps Kit up while Foxxy runs off crying, Kit goes to follow her but Allenby stops him.
Allenby: There’s nothing you can do.
Foxxy runs into her room and throws herself onto her blood soaked bed and cries hard into the pillow.
(Ending music)
The Raven Corps. approaches the Black Vulpine base, as it approaches beams fly up at the ship.
Aveian: Damnit! They got here before us! They took over the base!
Sora: Shit, what do we do now?
Draco: We can escape to my home country.
Aveian: Damnit, they beat us, I guess we have no choice.
Ja Ne
(After scene)
Marane in a small cruiser approaches Quick Sylver’s intact torso.
Marane: Aren’t you glad I installed that second cockpit?
Sylven: So, it looks like I failed to die once again.
Marane picks up the Suit’s remains and takes off.
(Real) Ja Ne
(Sad, lulling music)
Foxxy: How am I supposed to go on? How am I supposed to live without you? Butt I’m not weak enough to die. I can’t follow you, and you can’t come back to me. So what choice do I have left? I can I really go through with that choice? Next Chapter: Absolute Power: Mission 14: The Obligatory Slowdown.
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Vanity Hurts!!!! [maybe its the pink sunglasses]
yeah, i just had to burn off more calories, reciting my mantra "i wanna be like Asaba-sama." [longer one for stair running] yeah so my legs hurt already, i can take it...
yeah, thats until i sat down, and all that lactic acid settled, my legs hurt so bad i wanted to amputate them, but being as that wouldn't help me get more fangirls, i decided not to.
yeah, but that was last night after i posted. lets talk about the day.
well i got up at 2:40 pm, took my shower, watched tourgasm, them my mom offered to take me shopping. in case you haven't realized it, i like shopping, because i'm so feminine. yeah so i donned my tightest shirt [sexxay!] my black shorts [make my theighs and ass look good, slimming] and my fabullous pink sunglasses and headed to the mall. in hot topic i realized that my steps to realize Asaba-like powers was working, these two uber-ditsy cheer leader type blondes kept following me and making eyes, if i looked at them they'd look away, but if i moved they followed me, always a few paces or a aile behind me. two of them, friends, and i had them hooked course maybe it was the pink sun glasses, same thing when i walked out, these two girls in the cafe lock onto me too. once again, a team of two, more on that later.
first stop was one deparment store, where i got lotsa pants [i have a lack of them, yes drool fangirls at my lack of pants] well i went into the changing room and some thingy beeped at me, so i flipped it off going "take that beepy thing!" then i dropped trou and gave it the ole fruit bowl, yeah, if there's a camera in there they got a show. i look so good in the mirror, when i look at myself i look like an eva with a belly and perky, firm man boobies. but if i look in the mirror i have nice definition in my arms, a shadow of at least a four pack of abs, and the makings of pecs. i thought dressing rooms were suppose to be un-flattering. i was in there wanting to take head shots! maybe its the pink sun glasses.
so next i went to another department store were i got more pants and some shirts, with cool heart designs [i love hearts, so cute!] manly heart designs, like KH style or tattoos, but still my favorite shape!
after that i realized i needed a belt, and i wanted the seat belt kind, so thats when i decided to go to Hot Topic. those seat belts are expensive, and the workers at Hot Topic scare me, but i have fangirls there, and i can't deny them the view. but damn is it hot in there, and i love how its so well lit now, and that they sell skater and even afro-american themed apparell. infact i didn't see a single pair of those baggy pants with chains, straps and stuff. and when i was at another store looking at south pole stuff it was all emo/skater. why do companies do that, i'm sorry, south pole was once basically for black dudes, and hot topic was for emo bitches. now they're trading places, i guess lotrell needed a maryln manson tall tee and peaches [the most emo person i know, i can't think of an emo name] needed a iced out razor blade medallion. asimilation is fun!
i also got nes shoes, and a gift for a speacial person, all in all it cost like $100 one place, $70 another, $25 at another, $30 at hot topic.
pants: $135
shirts: $20
new shoes: $35
belt: $30
Finding out you have uber-hot fangirls stalking you: Priceless
but really, it may have been the pink glasses, i mean they could have thought i was so hot in them like "i want to tear off all his clothes and fuck him!" or they could have thought the sunglasses meant something else and could be thinking "new gay best friend!"
i like i kept asking for more and more stuff, so my mom goes "is there no end to your greed?" i replied "depends on how much money you have."
i'm so much like a girl.
well after the little girl incidents i was bragging about how i get two girls at once, i'm going to have more fangirls than Asaba [she watches kare kano with me] and that i tried the Asaba strip tease in the dressing room, bragging about hoe good i look, how those girls love me, how women can smell and track commitment, and how hot and cute my sun glasses and shimmer lotion make me look she goes "there's no end to your ego either."
she's right too. i told a speacial person about y admirers and made them jealous, and i hurt that person to the point they lied to me telling me those girls were just playing mind games so that i would come over and they could hurt me, that 95% of the time thats whats happening. i believe that for a while, because my greatest fears are that i don't understand women, or that people are are tricking me and preparing to betray me. but i saw through the deception [ like a real ninja] by the fact that this person's emotions were wavering, and that they could not explain why a person would do that, and why they did it in the past, so i asked if they were lying, and when i was greeted with tears and aplologies, i thanked this person for wanting me so badly that they would try to trick me into distrusting and dis-valuing my fangirls. i'm glad to be cared for. and to have fangirls, but being cared for is better.
i learned a good chest exercise, i put an apple between my hands with my figer laced and pressed with my palms, now my chest hurts, hopefully not so bad i can't sleep like my legs were last night, i only got 3 hours of sleep.
Absolute Power iot was updated recently, and will be again soon.
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me about my powers to attract two best friends at the same time with my hotness, or pink sun glassess.
Me: i destroy friendships!
oh yeah, i know all you guys wish you had fan girls/boys. i'm so happy to know i'm envied. my advice: get pink sunglasses.
-AP Comments-
Kit: i got a pair! *puts his on*
Sora: damn, those do look hot!
Draka: sure do.
Foxxy: So sexy!
Everyone: *looking at her* hUH!?
Foxxy: *turning away shyly, a little squeak of a voice* i said nothing...
i love me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!
once again, got some great comments, which i will now reply to.
Pleiades Rising: Try doing pushups but having your hands slightly elevated. Find two blocks, or even some thick books, and have one on each side of you. You do your pushups, but as you are going down, you stretch past where you would usually stop because your hands are elevated off the floor. I found a link! This explains it better.
http://www.netfit.co.uk/che6.htm
...see you sometime...
thanks, that really helps! i'll use that info well. thank you for going out of your wau to help me.
sweet kisses: hey! you do what you want! it's good to be back! ready to interview you! give me a time and date!
anytime, any place, you know how i roll baby! sorry, had to say it!
Veggie-Ann: Hello. Well at least you're getting a good workout. Wow you are like a women. Except i really don't care how I look or what I wear. I hate make up period also dresses and skirts. Well at least you're being yourself. So it doesn't matter. Well see ya later.
thank you, i may be the girliest guy on the planet, its kinda sad really.
prettykitty1013: -_-;...this may sound harsh and mean but you are pathetic!lol!You're obsessed with yourself.Sit ups are about the only thing I know of...I just do a lot of them.But honestly,I have never ever heard someone speak so highly of themselves 0.o...It's great that you're confident and determined though.I am sure your gf will think you're sexy even if you don't have a great chest.She didn't fall in love with you for your looks right?Good luck on working out!You should really find the time to go to a gym though...they are the best^^ttyl!
i'm not pathetic! but yes, i am VERY self obsessed. and you are right about causes for love, but i don't know, i'm just afraid that i'm not worthy, i mean i know she will always think i'm sexy, because she loves me, and love is the best accsessory you can have, but i want to think that even if she didn't love me, she'd think i was hot. i know she loves me for more than my looks, but i really wanna look good for her, i'm just to girly not to want to. i want her to think i'm sexy...
grimreaper666: lol she got bish slaped
*also this is something i cant figure y drive a car wen if we do we r mere inches from death think about it*
O_O grimreaper666 O_O
I got bish slapped, because i'm such a bishie!!
and i drive because i have a 2001 crown vic with a kick ass engine, limosine suspention, leather inteor, a big back seat, and a person i want to share myself with in it.
cant escape: ........... dude whats up with you? your crazy..... are you gay? becasue personaly Im a girl and I dont care about what the boy looks like. I care about the personality. becasue trust me I have been through some bad relation ships and some which turned out REALLY bad becasue of looks.
but its good that your taking care of yourself but dont turn into one of the scary guys...... but they mostly want sex and you want cuddle. thats good. well kay then Im going to go now.
please don't call me gay, deep seated emotional issues, and all people in love are crazy, and i love her and she loves me based on personality, but i still want to look good for her, and myself, i'm so happy i have unconditional love to fall back on though, it makes everything better. and no way in hell will i ever want a relationship based on looks or sex, its just i want to look good for the one i love, so that one day she will except me physically like she did emotionally so long ago, is it so wrong to want to look good for the person you love?
inu kagome 4life: yo jd u okay? lollll i love asaba....damn he sooo cute......in this one epi i watched he dresses like a HIPPIE en he was sooo cuteeee!!!!!!!.....sry im not realli helpin m i?
luvie
inu kagome 4life
i'm fine, i'm just a little upset now with everyone saying my values are screwed up, but i'm really just fine, the support i do get is enough for me. and thanks for telling me you are an Asaba fan, at least there is one other out there.
Grifter99: I'm at a loss for words. I die a little each day. Stop with the girly stuff.
to stop the girly stuff would for me to stop being me, i love me, and i knoew there is a speacial person out there just for me, so i'll countinue being me for that person.
artist0625: JD, i agree with grifter99. I also fear for you male sanity
i'd rather be crazy and in love or a lesbian than a lone sane male. you can dislike how i am all you want, you'll never chan ge me.
gwinggirl100: Hey there. I think that as long as you know that you look good. Be modest. It makes you more attractive. ^_^v
oh, i know i look good! and if modest is attractive, i'm doomed to be ugly...
Lunar Wolf Demon: uh...ur becoming a little obssesed with asabi but ur entertained so thats ok! dont have any advice for working out.
i guess wat ur doing is good, eh? cant help u on this, u really do seem feminie! O_O scary....well, hope u hade a great day!
~L.W.D
yeah, well Asaba is what i want to be, so i'm obsessed with my dream self, yeah i'm feminine, but thats part of me, and the person just for me values that, so thats all that cares.
tiggerola: congrats on being labled a bishie
thanks! the title means a lot to me! -^_^-
setosgrl19: Wow....*laughs so hard tears come to her eyes* Oh, wow...I love the thing about comparing yourself to a woman...Honestly, and believe me, I'm not bragging (Self-esteem's too low for that) but I don't really have to work on my chest...and I don't really exercise that much - if I do, it's what you were doing, running up and down steps, because I have no backyard, no pool, no nothing...But yeah, like Oceania said, you can't go wrong with swimming.
Well, congrats on being a bishie!! I'm telling you, you are definitely on your way to getting fangirls ^-^
Take care!
Ja!
i already have them, i just want to have more, and make them more sad they can't have me, and make the only one that will ever get me happier she chose me over everyone else. fangirls are nice, but in the end its love that really matters.
15385bic: u know i kinda agree with grifter99 - sometimes seem like you go out of your way to pretty your posts up. dont get me wrong - youre a nice guy and absolutely hilarious at times, but now im kinda wondering - how much attention do you need...itsomehow reminds me of naruto. i see a mask, and imagining you turning around with that sad look when things fade?
tell me am i imagining this?
no, what you see is the real me, i used to wear a mask, i had walls and walls of defenses, but i let them down because i realized i wanted someone to come in. its all me now, i never embellish, i never pretty up, i never try to be funny. i'm just myself all the time, i never turn away to cry, i show my emotion to your face. and yes i like attention, i don't crave it but i enjoy getting it, when i see i have fangirls i do become happy, but i'm fine without them, i like attention a lot, but i only need love, from the one just for me, i'm not like Naruto, i'm a spaz because i like being spazzy and i really am, i don't care if you laugh, because i'm laughing all the time myself. things never fade because i know what i have, and i'll never let it go. its okay if you thought differently of me, i guess i'm too wierd to believe.
Elektra740: HAHAHA! OMG! I think you are soooo funny! =D That's a good quality to have too (to me)....who's Asaba?!?
Comment on my site and tell me please....I wanna know why you wanna look like him soooo much....HAHA I just keep reading this over and over! You are too funny ROFL!!
Please leave me a comment...and make it funny =D
will do, i'll be there, and i'm glad i could be so funny, and that you like that about me, as much as i like girls thinking i'm hot, its nice to know i'm more than a pretty face.
sorry this is so long
i had a lot i wanted to say, but i'll say it tomorrow
in case you noticed this post was an emotional roller coaster
happy
sad
defensive
angery
lovestruck
warmth and happiness
thanks my peoplezez,
for knowing and talking to me so deeply
i care for you all deeply
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
GASP!
*long, shocked, squeaking gasp*
Asaba... not have fangirls? my world is shaken, up is now purple, down is now Sasquatch. how could he not be popular?
i'm so confused...
BUT!
i got "bish" slapped, which means i'm a bishounen pretty boy! HURRAY PRETTINESS!!!!!!!
yeah, yesterday i exercised until i almost fell down the stairs. see i wanted to tone my ass, so i would have a tight, sexy ass, so i went up and down the basement stairs for a hour. yeah, it sounds easy, try it, i assure you its not. i also did a hella lot of sit ups, with every up i said "i wanna be like Asaba!" it actually makes a good mantra for working out. yeah, once again i was glistening with perspiration, and smelling like rain and fruits. i my facial sweat was a little white and shimmered from my lotion [i was informed it is shimmer, not glitter] but apparently my secret platnium: mystic rain, deoderent kept me realitivly sweat free in the pits, and smelling pretty. yeah, i figure i'm burning calories, so i'll get rid of any excess fat i have, plus tome my ass and tummy. i still need to work on my pecs, the only exercise i know is push-ups, do you guys or gal-type Peoplezez know good chest exercises that are not bench press type things or require other major equipment? i must have pecs like Asaba! i really just want a flat chest, i have a chest like a 11 year old girl, its like a half inch of fat, but its still not flat, i must loose that, it is the least sexy thing about me, and until i rid myself of them i can't wear sexy shirts! plus i wanna shave my chest and any fat makes that hard. please my peoplezez, assist me on this, i want to be sexy like Asaba!
and yes, if i was built like Asaba, and i had a way to post it, my bg would be me with no shirt and a rose in my mouth, but there are many things in the way of that, and the first is my body, i must make it sexy, so if you can help. and really, girl-type peoplezez, you can help, girls work hard on their chests, so i know you know some tricks! help me! i really need the help.
i mean really, the chest is really the only area i need help in is my chest. i mean my face is uber cute/pretty, my hair is so good that girls can't help petting me, and my nails are so good i make girls jealous too the point the grab my hand and inspect my nails in astonishment! all i have to do is improve my chest and i'm set!
but i guess i could loose some wieght too, i'm just doing random exercise to burn off extra calories, so my body must improve at this pace!
you know, i really am like a woman, i want to be shaved and smooth, i'm constantly worrying about my skin, using speacial lotions, working on my nails, perfecting my hair, and i'm obsessed with my chest, waist and ass. and i'm doing all this because i want my mate to think i'm sexy. i guess all i need to do now is eat some ice cream, watch lifetime and cry 4 days a month. [i know, i know, low blow...] i can see me in the future, bawling, storming out of the bedroom "YOU DON"T THINK I'M SEXY ANYMORE!!!!" actually, on top of that, i really just want to cuddle, i love cuddling, i'm not "in the mood" much at all, can't we just cuddle. yeah, i value love over sex, i think my male membership is about up...
well, i'm going to try more to work out my body, because i wanna be sexy like Asaba! there we go, another feminine quality, jealousy over model's and imaginary character's bodies. i'm so girly.
Absolute Power 17 is still not here, blame the editting staff.
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clerks is the best movie ever
Woman: having a meaningful occupation means everything, thats why i manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
-AP Comments-
Kit: i assassainate people, and fight in mechs!
Aveian: i tell him who to kill.
Sylven: i try to kill the one just for me to kill.
Sora: i seduce, spy, and pilot.
Micrea: i rule... eventually.
Draco: i avenge, i'm an avenger!
Draka: i just seduce, then have sex with or kill them.
4 COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!?
did some of my peoplezez 'splode?
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
that was really an important post, i mean AP means a lot to me, so that post was important, but nobody read it...
i guess nobody cares about me when i need them, they just like me to entertain them, and when i need support, i guess i'm all alone...
fuck, why am i getting all emo? you guys know me better than that! i'm just too cocky and way too damn pretty to be getting all emo and bitchy! never shall i frown come across this beautiful face!
yeah i'm obsessed with this guy:
Asaba from kare kano, he is soooooooooo awesome! he is my new role-model! it really isn't a flattering video of him, but that scene is what made me decide i must be like him! i mean Asaba is the perfect example of what i want to be! i saw ep.11 of Kare Kano today, the ep the footage for that video came from, and upon seeing that i thought "I MUST BECOME ASABA!!!!!!!" but that will take some work, i really need to work on my pecs, aaaaaah, he has such perfect pecs! sure he's not real, but i still want to be him!
except less gay, if Asaba wasn't such a womanizer he would be the gayest guy i ever saw, he likes Arima WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much! its kinda cute! i mean if he was gay i'd still envy him, cuz you gotta admit, he's awesome!
but i'm already pretty like Asaba, we both havee great hair, beautiful faces, we're both feminine in frame, i just need to look as good with a shirt off as Asaba! damn i love that scene! i want to do that! i must do that! must be Asaba!
hell, i liked him when i thought he was gay, he was some damn awesome, and pretty, he's the prettiest person on there, Asaba is so pretty! i mean damn, look at him! he is scortchin! i must attain Asaba like hotness! i mean i love my body as much as he does, i just need to make sure that others will love it too!
of course maybe the fact that he is so close to gay is the reason i'm sure that if Kare Kano wasn't so unknown that he would be kicking Uchiha ass ion the fangirl range. i mean i am in touch with my feminine side, and damn is it locked on too Asaba. his last name is Hideaki, its even cloze to Hideki who is voiced by my favorite voice actor of all time, Crispin Freeman.
my god would Asaba be creepy if he was voiced by Crispin, i'm laughingg so hard thinking of that! "ALRIGHT! Time to get my some Mary's."
he views his fangirls like sheep, cute sheep, cute fluffy sheep he hugs and cuddles.
cept i don't want me fangirls to be sheep, i want wolves, well not anymore, but if i did want fangirls like i used to i definatly wouldn't want sheep!
yeah, i don't admire Asaba for his intelligence... he's an idiot, but a damn sexy one!
i'm also watching this anime called ghost stories, it has to be the funniest thing i've ever seen, and its all smart humor too, not like stupid cheap stuff. if you can watch it, and i mean the dub, because its the dialogue that is really funny.
Absolute Power 17 is close to being done, post production should be done tomorrow!
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its from ghost stories,
Satsuki: hey, do you know any good exercists, or reverends, like al sharpton.
Momoko: i don't think he's a real reverend.
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satsuki: why do all pricipals look like lesbians? wait, mom?
momoko: your mom is that...
satsuki: watch it!
momoko: no, i mean while i was at the holy exodess homosexual conversion camp i met that nice lesbian, i mean woman
Keiichirou: thats my mommy
momoko: i'm sorry, i mean praise Jesus!
and momoko isn't even supposed to be christian in the original anime, i love the dub, i know all you guys probably hate it, but i love it.
-AP Quotes-
Kit: *stripping* i'm Asaba, except i can kill you, plus i'm a very gifted man, if you catch my drift.
Foxxy: *watching the video, drooling* i bet he is too!
Sora: *drooling over it too* i bet he's hung like a horse!
Draka: *licking her lips* i want him inside me!
Aveian: My body is better.
Sylven: i'm not even a man anymore...
Kit: *taking off pants, then boxers, slowly and seductivly* Look, look, hello? i'm sexier than him... oh forget it, i'll grope myself...
well, i was discussing AP recently. so i will once again dedicate a portion of my posts to my little story.
i really hate that i'm writing a fan fiction now. i really wish i had thought of the concept that original stories are popular before i started this. or at least hadn't used G Gundam characters. maybe its just a phase, but i'm really hating Allenby right now.
but i still love writing AP, my characters are so much fun to write, i hope i can regain my ability to tolerate that i chose G Gundam to write about, i mean the idea of countries fighting does allow me to make a lot of racially insencitive jokes. i'm the carlos mencia of otakus.
i've been tod many things about my story as of late, so i would like to clear up some of them with you Peoplezez who read AP.
do you think Kit has no personality? i've been told that his personality is unclear? do you think the same my readers? i mean i think i expressed his personality well, but then again i created him. and if you do think i've failed to define him, do you think he is salvage-able, or is a major remodel needed?
also, i'm told that the whole Allenby x kit relationship is poorly done, like you don't know what they see in eachother, once again i must know if this is true. i think i may have messed up a little, but i think it was pretty good. i don't know, i really put a lot of stake into this, i just want to know its worth while.
also Aveian's developement was too fast, i thought that too, but when i re-read i thought that over, and it seems i did a pretty good job. i don't know, i need fan commentary, so if you have any responces please tell me.
i've been told that people skip parts anf find some of it boring. is that true? if it is please tell me. i really need the truth here peoplezez, if i'm fucking up this majorly i really need to know.
okay, with my bitching out of the way lets move on.
i saw a TNA pay-per-view today. it was really good. WWE should really take lesson from them, but i know they never will because Vince still makes money off the names he owns.
well me and my brother really love the X-Divison champion Sen-Shi. his finishing move "Warrior's Way" is awesome! its a double foot stomp to the oopponents ribs from the top rope. this guy literallyy jumps on a guys chest while he's laying down. plus he does every type of kick and chop known to man, he's an awesome martial artist i saw this awesome sign in the audience that said "chuck norris fears senshi." yeah, senshi's chief export is breaking all your ribs, and chuck norris has osteoperossis, being as he is very old.
everyone in my family wants to see senshi in UFC, i mean that whiny little bitch Tito Ortiz was in TNA, i want to see Senshi vs Tito, too bad they're different wieght classes, well matt huughes fought a guy who didn't make weight, Senshi could do the same thing. Hell bring Tito to ring of honor or TNA, make it a UFC rules match, i don't care. i know that cocky little prick would think he could win because "wrestling is fake." wait till he gets a "warrior's way." and i mean really give it to him, in TNA i see he tries to slide off, i mean stick the landing, standing double foot stomp to the chest, he may get a point reduction, if they even thought to make that illeagal yet, but Tito will get two sets of broken ribs, and i really think it would be worth it.
i really want to see Senshi hand Tito his ass, with a side of ribs. i know its a dream, but damn its a good one!
Absolute Power i won't shut up about it, so read and talk to me. -^_^-
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"no one knows what you want better than the person who wants you."
-me
-AP Comments-
Aveian: I think my personality is clearly defined.
Kit: mine too!
Sylven: But really its all about what the fans think.
Sora: *undressing* maybe some fan service will booost ratings.
cept i don't want me fangirls to be sheep, i want wolves, well not anymore, but if i did want fangirls like i used to i definatly wouldn't want sheep!