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slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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J-D, Got it memorized?
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i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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i first saw Gundam Wing
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Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Sunday, July 16, 2006
Even i think i'm crazy.
yeah, the whole yaoi thing...
i'm over that now.
i even said i was,
but you guys must have missed that part.
i think i still have the level of tolerance to watch it, but the need i had briefly is long dead.
if i were to view such a thing now, wouldn't go YAY! as i felt i would a few days ago, but i wouldn't be disgusted as i once would have been.
i believe i needed that rush of desire to finally counter the deep seated hatred i was instilled with by peers and poorly written shounen ai fanfiction.
once again, i must say i hate shounen ai more than anything else. i can take yaoi, i can take two gay dudes lusting after each other like gay dogs in heat. but a touching love story of two gay guys, too much for me. i'd rather risk yaoi raping my mind than have shounen ai touch my heart.
but i need not experience either for a long, long time.
and if i ever do, it will be because of the person i am with, not because i chose to watch that type of anime.
in any case lotsa stuff has happened, my dad got his car stolen.
see my dad delivers papers early in the mourning, alone, in DETROIT! i'm pretty sure most people reading this know that detroit is not a happy place.
well, while delivering papers at 4 in the morning some dude stole my dad's PT Cruiser. my dad caught him mid-act and dove through the window, see my dad is 59 and at least 30 pounds overwieght, but he leapt in the window and started elbowing the dude in the facem to the point he tore open his elbow, but the guy got away. i like my dad told my bro "i just tried to use what i've seen in the UFC." i loved that!
yeah, so my mom dragged me out to go pick him up, being as he called me. he tried my bro, but he sleeps too deep to hear the phone. the house phone is in my room, so i heard it, and gave it to my mom. wwell she dragged me out there, saying that she is afraid to go out there, a lone female. yeah, like I'M going to protect her, and two, she is 52, and old looking for her age, yeah, all the teenaged gangstas are going to be busting ass to rape a elderly white woman. thats what HOS are for!
well my bro took me and my mom out for stuff. we ate vegitarian indian food. it wasn't as spicy as i remembered, i said this, and my brother threw a pepper on my plate, the bastard. it was good going in, but damn did it hurt in my lower intestine! eeeeeeew it felt so bad in there.
we also got fluffy coffee. i got icedm french-vanellia latte with whipped cream and an extra shot of espresso, thats 5 shots of espresso! but it never makes me hyper, it actually calms me down.
yes, i am so hyper espresso calms me down.
so after that we went to the comic store, i was bored since i don't read comics, but we talked about indy wrestling promotions.
after that we went to the arabic grociery store, then to the antique store, i saw a lot of potential gifts there, and its where i got my adorable pink sunglasses! i love them so much! the world is now so pink and cute!
so today i didn't do anything.
my bro was home, so i didn't draw, i never do around him.
i just slacked off
i guess i'll have to draw extra lots tuesday, being as i'll be home tomorrow because of pay-per-veiw.
there is a pick i really wanna draw, but i'm too lazy to do it any time soon.
but when i do,
it will be OKAY!!!!!!
oh yeah, i finished ch.17. it is SO wrong. between Sora x Aveian and even more incest than usual. yeah, i think this has the most sexual content of any chapter so far by far. oh yeah, implied homosexual rape, implied homocidal shounen ai, an offer for a mother-daughter combo. yeah, its the gayest too, and most disturbing!
you know you'll all love it!
and no, i wouldn't get sued, watch Excel Saga or FLCL, parody isn't copy right infringment. i can call it Terminal Creed, just not Terminal Dogma. i can call something Lilith, its a biblical name. the random parodies are the point, i mean my fic isn't exactly serious. and i sure think the flash backs were great, i think they were very touching and great. i guess its because i wrote them but still i thought they weren't over the top or terrible, i mean kit and Foxxy are so damn cute! plus it tells a little about the 3 main characters' past, but whatever. i guess i'll ask you peoplezez, those of you who read ch.12, did you think the flash-backs were over done?
Absolute Power was just updated! go ahead and read ch.16 from there if you want!
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the call i got, at 4 in the mourning
Dad: [on answering machine] Cindy [my mom] i was car jacked, could you please pick me up, i'm stuck alone out here and joshua won't answer the phone, please cindy, help me...
Me: *rolling out of bed onto the floor, grabbing the phone* [drowsily] You got your car stolen dude...?
dad: yes.
me: shit, that sucks dude, i'll get mom. *opens door goes into mom's room* get up, dad got his car stolen *tossing phone to her* you take it, i'm going to sleep. *walking off*
-AP quotes-
Kit: Sylven, stop staring at me like that.
Sylven: You are the one just for me to kill.
Sora: Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Sylven: *staring daggers at her* don't test me Sora, i don't have a penis anymore, so you have no use for me.
Kit: no penis... YAY! you can't rape me!
Sylven: i'm not going to rape you i'm going to kill you!!!!!
Foxxy: *laying on Draco's chest, running her finger over his face, staring dreamily into his eyes* and i'm going to kiss you...
Draco: Not if i get you first *breaks the chains on the cuffs, rolling Foxxy over and pinning her under him* not if i get you first.
Foxxy: come get me...
Draco leans in while Foxxy pulls him in and they kiss softly and for a long time.
Aveian: We're surrounded by idiots.
Draka: *watching Kit* But you gtta love em.
Aveian: i'm alone...
HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Saturday, July 15, 2006
i just keep getting worse.
yeah, i'm so glad i'm scaring you guys with my girlieness, espeacially two of you, i think i'll do the replying to comments again, its oh so fun!
FallingTears27: well, glad to hear you are back...
haha nice to know you had fun speaking with your friend
Eh, it's ok with the scenes >> one of my friends friends worse... which is scary at times when she randomly makes me read them...
Hmm... nice to know you don't mind smelling girly? 0o i don't have many guy friends that wear that though >>...but nice to know you are comfortable using what you want ^^ not many people have the guts to do that if some others laugh at it...
damn straight i don't mind it! i loves my deoderent! it smells good, and i know the girls think it smells good, so its all good! and i always do and wear what i want, if other people don't like it, they can go fuck a cactus. i have a lotta guts, and i love showing them by doing what i want.
prettykitty1013: 0.0....lmao!Sorry but I had to laugh at the fact that you have glittery facial lotion and secret deoderant!Hahaha >.< Okay I'm done now...anywho,I have no clue what you're talking about with the scenes and stuff.It's cool that you went up 5 rankings.Aww that card quote is so cute...and funny XD ttyl!
P.S. Can't hear the music...you pasted the code in your profile right?
and i love my glittery facial lotion, i just loves my glitter. i got my glitter gel pens, and i used to draw on my hand, then lick it and smear the glitter on my cheeks, but now i have lotion for that! GO ME! i need to get matching body wash, body lotion and shampoo, I NEED MORE GLITTER! and can anyone hear the music? i'm trying to post music and it ain't workin!
oturan ikamuzu: Heeelloooo!! I'm glad that you're back. ^^ sorry, i haven't visited you for a while. >:D Anyways, well...It'a a good thing that you get to talk to your friend. For me..i don't. I just talk to them whenever i see them or they come to my restaurant. i don't talk to my friends that much. >:( but it's okay. i still have my dog with me. She's my friend. ^^ Okay, i'm just going on babbling about shit now. Okay now to the real thing.....i don't know. But i'll be waiting for ch. 17. It's okay for you to have girlie deodorent. Atleast it's just deodorent. there's no difference. Anyways, this is all i can say for now. Oh, i have one question for you too. *Do you think you're really sexy?* I'm just kidding. atleast you're straight and pretty. it's okay. ^_^ this comment is getting too long. I gotta go. bye. >:D
there is a difference, male deorderant smells like ass and BO. i don't think those sound like effective attractents, hense why i like girl's products, they make me smell pretty! and of course i think i'm sexy, shit, i pose for fun i think i'm so sexy! and for years girls have been agreeing, i just didn't know it! and i'm so happy i'm so pretty, and so straight! its good to have all the great stuff like pretty smells and glitter, and using it to lure in the one's suuch things i meant for.
GentatsuSgirl: who cares about those guys that think your deoderant is girly. *smacks sakabato* ignore him O_O
bleh! you probably smell really good! hmph nothing wrong with women's deoderant who knows you might even attract some smexy girls =D
btw. i dun think youre a pervert. O.o
=D
ttyl!
-GentatsuSgirL
believe me, its working, i already have the smexiest of girls as mine, but i still want to tease and torture the rest. lets call it pent up sexual frustration manifesting itself in the passive agressive need to make the hot girls i always desired to desire me so i can break them like they broke me. plus i love the attention, i mean what pretty boys don't like having his frair share of smexy fangirls? and none of them can ever have me, i'm so evil!
Sakabato Samurai: oh god...why did i have to go read your last post?! you are a freak, but still...im cool with that! too bad you cant draw as well as you write....*ahem...i said nothing...
hey, did i miss a couple AP chaters? the last on i read was 11, can you pm me the ones i missed?
of course your deoderant is girly: it is specailly formulated for women! yes, that was hentai graphic writing...um....so....yeah....damn, you stayed up really late! or should i say early...
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY DRAWING LOOK LIKE YOU FUCK NUGGET!!!!! sorry, i got a ed elric complex about my drawings... and i am a freak, ask my number one fangirl! and i know it was formulated for women, formulated so that when i wear it the come to me like sharks to blood. if only they were that physical [impure thoughts]. and i was only giving another fan a request with the Sora x Aveian hentai, i like serving the fans, and that way was fun! also, you missed no AP, i forgot to post a cchapter last week, ch.12 is below!
and of course my Sempai
Grifter99: Yes, you are disturbing you sempai. You've only now discovered that your deoderant juice was girly foo-foo? *rolls eyes* Oh dear lord!
What's all this talk about glitter lotion? Are you gonna start wearing panty liners and simulating a period, too?
The other stuff is sketchy but, this stuff is down right femanine. Girls don't like that, girls ARE like that. They like you because your becoming one of them. I'm not saying you should run out and buy a case of beer and a girly mag and crawl under a '69 GTO and work on the transmission. I'm just saying...GAH!!...stop with the girly stuff, you're scaring me.
i knew it was GIRLY, i didn't know it was THE GIRLIEST. theres a difference, more smex crazed fangirls... and no, the glitter lotion is just for the fact i like glitter, its so cute, i want it on me! hhell no i'm not going to simulate a period, i'm emotional enough already! besides, i like my blood. now the panties, that just depends how kinky muy partner wants to be... i'm open minded, to a fault. and i'm not becoming them, i still have quite the libedo, i'm still very straight, i just know what girls like, i know what gals want, i realize your way must work sempai, but i like my way, and it sure seems to be helping me! also, does sam adams, a very physical fangirl, and the back seat of my 2001 crown victoria count? i'll always be girly, i like being girly because i like girls, and now they seem to like me.
okay, i'm actually glad i'm alone some times. because last night i bouut lost damn mind! after seeing an exceptional amount of loveless cuteness, and the continual drooling of my partner and fangirls over all things yaoi, i decided i needed to see me some yaoi, i decided yaoi after realizing that it was the more descriptive, meaniing lusty, not lovey, i thought it just meant gay guys, and shounen ai meant PRETTY gay guys, no lovey gay guys. so i decided i needed to see some lusty gay guys, not gay chobits, pg 13 or worse. but i wanted to see it with a speacial person, not alone. but i was, and had no viable options, kitty and stacy are out of touch, and the last thing i need are those two screwballs. so i just gave uup on seeing it and went to go to bed. but upon resting the thoughts kept coming, and being as i had watched a couple speacials on sexy in movies i was afraid i'd have some wierd dreams, so i decided to take in some of my fan letters from my girls, and upon doing that, and being filled with hetro cuteness and love, the will to see yaoi went buh bye. so happy i'm alone. i later made plans to watch some with the person who inspired the plan, but now its about the companyy, not the content, as it should be.
i got cute pink sunglasses today! i loves them, so cute! my bro got em for me! full story tomorrow!
Absolute Power is going along smoothly, its below, and will be updated soon!
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"instead of cutting, try masterbating. i mean neither are essentially GOOD, but better to touch yours crotch with you hand [or toy, no discrimination here] than your wrist with a blade."
my mantra to weaklings. [sorry for the content of that quote, when i can't think of anything wierd stuff comes up]
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Draco pushes Foxxy off and stands up, his face covered in pink gloss with "cutie" tattooed on one cheek, and hearts drawn in glitter pen and kisses all over the other. "Foxxy was here" is on his forehead, with another kiss accompanying it. his chest is covered in glitter, hickies, hearts, flowers, butterflies X's and O's, kisses, "sexy", "boy toy", "mine", "helpless", "lovable", and "kissable", occupy his exposed chest,with "prperty of Foxxy" over his heart arms and neck, his nails are painted glittery pink and one hand bears "i ♥ Foxxy"
Draco: Get away from me you insane little brat.
Kit: *pointing and laughing uncontrolably* whats wrong "cutie"!? *burst out laugh*
Draco; *reaching to his hip for his sword* your death will be... shit
Draco realizes his sword is gone moments before he feels fur and metal, then hears a clipping as his hands go behind his back, and arms go artound his neck.
Foxxy: awwwwwww, you forgot already? *kiss* so cute! i took your sword, now i'm taking you back. *cuffs his feet too* and this time, there is no escape!
with a cute yet malicios look draco is dragged back down into his lovers waiting arms, chest, and lips. he struggles for a few moments, but her intoxicating touch infects him too quickly, and he soon becomes all her's. if only he had realized she had been that weak all along. but its too late now...
Sora: isn't it kinda wrong, she's 15, he's 21...
Kit: Yes, but really, who's raping who?
they listen to the two lovers behing tthe couch
Sora: Touche.
HAIL ZEON!!!
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Absolute Power ch.12
Absolute Power
Mission: 12
Turning Point: Part 3 (Almost the last “part” I swear!/ A Past re-visited.)
Kit: (fangs, red eyes, claws) Zeru!!!
Zeru: Correct, but not this moron (kicks the dead guys body over the cat-walk) I Negeta Zeru am the original.
Profile:
Negeta Zeru
Height: 6’ 0”
Voice: (Muruta Azreal, Gundam SEED/ Mega-Man, Mega-man NT Warrior)
Body: Big arms, pecs and stomach, he’s in good shape, all body hair shaved off, he oils himself too and has all his nails done, also, a sprayed on tan.
Clothes: Black, tight T-shirt, clinging to his skin and showing off his muscles. Black ankle socks and red-and black Snike Springz. He also wears a platinum Glidex Watch and thin Platnum chain necklace. But most noticeable of all is his, shiny, skin tight, glittery, gold spandex pants.
Face: Perfectly cleaned pores, blinding white smile of perfect teeth. He has black eyes and short black hair, spiked and frosted, he also has his right ear pierced with a platinum ring.
Personality: Rich evil boy. He has no people skills, he’s a rich prick. He’s never been without, so has no sympathy, he will do anything to help himself, and does. He doesn’t give a crap about anyone but himself, never has and never will. He’s also a rude, tactless, pervert and womanizer.
Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?
Kit: Yeah, like a fungus! (Gun clicks; Kit turns and looks even more pissed) You! How could you?
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Foxxy: This blood, it can’t be… Sylven’s? No! It can’t be, Sylven would be hurt like this! Its impossible! I have to find Kit, I can’t take this!
Foxxy takes off down the hall towards the hangar. As she’s running, she runs into Sora.
Sora: Hey there!
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Sylven is lying on the ground, bleeding, and his heart weakly beats, the beat slows, and quiets, slows, and quiets, slows, and stops. Then, his plug suit reacts, defibrillators in the chest shock and he revives. Sylven slowly gets up, still bleeding profusely.
Sylven: (assessing his wound) I shouldn’t be alive.
Sylven notices the one, damaged sparking defibrillator.
Sylven: I guess the suit saved me, even with this level of damage.
Marane: Its quite well designed, much like you.
Marane stands a few paces behind Sylven; he looks back at Marane out of the corner of his eye.
Sylven: What are you doing here?
Marane: I may ask you the same question, or may I ask what are you still doing here? Not many people walk around with a ruptured heart.
Sylven: The life support system in this plug Suit is responsible, the pack on the back is oxygenating my blood automatically, this (looks at the plug suit) is all that’s keeping me alive.
Marane: So you give credit to your ingenuity and not my own?
Sylven: Your work is the reason I got to die, I think I need to thank you!
Sylven goes to strike him down with his whip, but collapses in pain.
Marane: (walks over to Sylven) It doesn’t matter how well it oxygenating your blood, (picks him up in the arm-over shoulder style) if it all leaves your body.
Sylven: Get off me; I don’t need your help.
Marane: Now come on now Sylven, you need my help and I need yours, we both want Negeta dead, why not work together.
Sylven: Because you’re a valueless degenerate.
Marane: What value does a dead man have?
Sylven: You have a point.
Marane: Yes, does that mean I also have an agreement?
Sylven: I never said you had that.
Marane: At least allow me to dress your wounds; I can’t have my creation dying on me.
Sylven: You didn’t create me, you ruined me.
Marane: Then allow me to fix you!
Sylven: I can see you won’t shut up unless I do.
Marane: Yes.
Sylven: Unfortunately I don’t have the strength to kill you, so I don’t think I have a choice.
Marane: Then I guess I have an agreement.
Sylven: Don’t tempt me to activate this suit’s self-destruct explosive.
Marane: Believe me, that is the last thing I need!
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Sora: Hi there Kit’s sister!
Foxxy: The name is Foxxy!
Sora: Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.
Foxxy: What do you want?
Sora: well, I saw you were done with your explosives planting, so I thought I’d escort you to the hangar to meet up with your friends. Don’t want you getting hurt now!
Foxxy: Fine, I don’t know my way around, so I need your help.
Sora: Good, it’s this way! (Sora takes off running) Come on Fox-girl!
Foxxy: Wait up!
The two of them run down the hallways, making sharp turns, Foxxy barely keeping up.
Foxxy: Why are we running?
Sora: We need to get to safety, these halls are the worst place to be when you’re out numbered, too many places we can’t see were they can hide!
Foxxy: I get it now!
Sora: Knew you would!
Foxxy: So, why’d you switch sides? You were an enemy before right?
Sora: For Aveian, sorry for shooting you down?
Foxxy: For what?
Sora: Never mind. (thinking) she must not remember what happens in that Gundam. (out loud) There’s the hangar up ahead.
Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?
Kit: Like a fungus.
A gun cocks, Kit turns his head.
Kit: You! How could you, Sora?!
Sora stands with her gun to Foxxy’s head.
Sora: Just conducting business!
At that moment Allenby runs in.
Negeta: Good, everyone’s here, we can begin.
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Allenby is walking through a very low basement in the Base, setting explosives.
Allenby: If I blow out these lower levels too, the place will collapse down too.
As she’s going forward, something catches her eye.
Allenby: (In awe) What the… What the hell is this?
Before her is a Gundam, its hands are nailed to a huge red cross, and its face is covered and its chest pierced with something. Then it speaks.
Gundam: Allenby!
As it speaks, its mouth moves, it has a a mouth, teeth, a tongue, a human mouth.
Gundam: Allenby!!!!
It tries to move forward, but its arms are holding it back, blood runs down the wall from the nails.
Allenby: I’m getting out of here!
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Kit: Sora, how could you betray us?
Sora: Just business Kit, don’t be too angry! (Blows him a kiss)
Kit: (growls) Sora! I should have killed you when I had the chance.
Aveian: (draws his gun) Stop it Kit, even try it and I’ll kill you.
Kit: Like I fear death.
Aveian: (talking with a cigarette in mouth) Fine then (aims towards Allenby) then I’ll kill her instead.
Kit: (snarls) Why are you doing this Aveian?
Aveian: Because I’m in love with her, so I’ll support her no matter what she does. Even kill my best friend.
Negeta: As much as I’m enjoying this, I must say I have something a bit more entertaining. Lets see if Ms. Beardsly and Mr. Spitfire are so willing to help you my dear Kit, after they know your past!
Kit: (exploding with rage) I’LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND ZERU!!!!
Sora: (gun clinks) I don’t think so!
Foxxy: Sylven will never stand for this, he’ll save me and kill you!
Negeta: Sylven is already dead!
The news hits Foxxy like a cannon shot, she breaks instantly
Foxxy: (weak, tiny voice) Dead? Sylven NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Negeta: Yes, Sylven IS dead, and my dear employee Ra here killed him.
Ra steps forward he holds his gear and clothes over his right shoulder, his weapon in his left.
Ra: Hello people!
Foxxy: You! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!
Sora: I don’t see that happening!
Voice: Allow me to do that.
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Marane drags Sylven into a medic station, and sits him on a table.
Marane: Aaah, (sets down Sylven) This seems an appropriate place to rest, eh Sylven?
Sylven: Just do your work already, this isn’t an alliance out of friendship.
Marane: (examining the wound through the hole in the plug suit) Awww, that’s not very nice, and here I thought you were growing to like me!
Sylven: Shut up!
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Kit: Sarin?!
Sarin step forward from an entrance.
Sarin: I came here to fight, so allow me to fight him (points to Ra)
Ra: Wow, for once my opponent is requesting a job! I’d be happy to take it! And it’ll be one the house! (Jumps off the cat-walk to face Sarin)
Negeta: Where are you going?! Get up here and guard me!
Ra: He is your enemy, just think of this as a preemptive strike!
Negeta: Fine then, now let me begin my tale.
Kit: Its my Tale! I’ll tell it!
Negeta: Be my guest; just expect my commentary at regular points.
Kit: It wouldn’t be hell without it!
The flash-back woosh happens and we see Kit, Foxxy and Aveian as children, they’re inside a military base Foxxy and Kit are little kids, Aveian looks almost a teenager.
(Negeta:) It all began while Kit and his sister and friend were little children, and what cute children they were…
(Kit:) I said I’d tell it! Back off asshole!
(Negeta:) I was only helping!
(Kit:) We were still small when the began experimenting on us, we were forced to be test subjects by the scientists at the base, we were made into weapons.
(Negeta:) And what good weapons, sharp and deadly…
(Kit:) BUTT OUT!!!!
(Negeta:) Screw you.
We see the little versions being forced into large glass chambers.
Kit: Back off asshole! No one is touching my sister!
Foxxy is cowering behind Kit.
Foxxy: (voice shaking) Big Brother… I’m scared!
Aveian Stands beside Kit, guarding a tiny Foxxy.
Aveian: They already got to her, we have to make sure they don’t get to her again, or us!
Male scientist: You can’t stop us!
Female scientist: There’s no point in resisting, just give in.
Male Scientist: Now (reaches forward) just get in the chambers and…
Aveian: I said get back!
Aveian nails the male scientist in the mouth with a hard right, knocking him to his side on the ground sitting up.
Male Scientist: (wiping blood from his busted lip) You little bastard (winces in pain)
Kit has jump kicked him in the balls.
(Negeta:) They were great fighters, even back then…
Kit and Aveian pummel the fallen scientist, but then he rises.
(Negeta:) But not even they could overcome their sizes…
The male scientist knocks Kit away then picks up Aveian and double arm strangles him.
Male Scientist: You still planning on fighting me?
(Kit:) But we never gave in!
Aveian: (gasping, but still defiant and strong, fingers held high) Fuck… You! (Spits)
Male Scientist: You little shit! (Kit goes to attack, but the scientist knocks him out of the air) Be gone!
The male scientist throws Aveian into one chamber. He picks up Kit off the ground, who’s coughing and is bleeding from the mouth.
Male scientist: Did I hurt you’re little organs? TOO BAD!!
He picks him up and spikes him like a volley ball into the chamber, we hear a loud cracking sound.
(Kit:) Several broken ribs, internal bleeding, even that wouldn’t stop me from protecting my sister.
Female Scientist: Now come here little Foxxy!
Kit: {one eye closed, the other half open, weak voice, crawls from the chamber) Sis…
Kit screams in pain as the make scientist step on his hand, breaking it.
Foxxy: Big Bro! (Screams)
Female Scientist: (holding Foxxy with a hand under each of her arm-pits) Gotcha!
Foxxy sinks her teeth, including enhanced canines, into the scientist’s hand, blood streams down.
(Kit:) Even back then we fought hard.
(Negeta:) To no avail…
The female scientist throws Foxxy in the last chamber, the Male scientist kicks Kit back into his, Aveian’s is already closed and flooded. As the doors close Kit and Foxxy look towards each other and try to reach. Foxxy reaches for her brother.
Foxxy: Big Brother…
Foxxy’s chamber floods, he immediately passes out and floats unconscious, Kit watches.
Kit: Sis Noooooo…
Kit’s floods and everything goes black.
(Kit:) The last thing I saw before passing out (scared Foxxy, calling for him, then lifeless) I’ll never forget, and NEVER forgive!
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Sylven: What are you doing now?!
Marane: That plug suit won’t do, it can’t sustain your life at 100%, in fact 50 may even be generous, yes to make you worth while I think I’m going to have to do some real reconstructive work!
Sylven: How do I know you’re not planning on killing me?
Marane: Please, you’re my only hope at a prolonged life; I’m not going to jeopardize it.
Sylven: That gives me little assurance.
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Ra: So you going to start, or me?
Sarin lunges at Ra’s face, Ra jumps back Sarin takes flight and rises up, Ra jumps back into a stance.
Ra: I must admit, I never fought ANYONE with a body type like yours, this will be interesting!
Ra launches back up and jabs with his spear, Sarin deflects it with one hand and swings with the other. Ra drops faster and Sarin’s claw strikes through his hair clipping some off. Ra tries to strike again, but Sarin catches it and throws him towards the wall.
Sarin: You can never beat me.
Ra hits the wall in a 3-point stance, then jumps off the wall towards the ground.
Sarin: In battle the first rule is never let your opponent get the high ground.
Ra hits the ground, does a front flip and lands back in stance.
Sarin: I already start this battle with an advantage.
Ra jumps back up, jabs, Sarin deflects, he swings, so Sarin catches it, Ra swings with the staff, Sarin catches that too.
Sarin: Also, your tactics are lack-luster.
Ra: Oh yeah?
Ra swings on the pole and drop kicks Sarin towards the ground.
Ra: Looks like I have the advantage now!
Sarin is sent towards the ground at high speed, he hits the ground, Ra isn’t far behind, bringing his spear down. At the last second Sarin flips back out of the way.
Sarin: That was pretty good.
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(Kit:) I’ll never forgive them for what they did to me!
(Negeta:) So they augmented you, all they did was make you better, why be so angry?
(Kit:) Those bastards tried to use us as weapons! I made sure they paid for that.
(Negeta:) Oh, so you’re going to admit to this? Well, I have no objections! Please, go on.
(Kit:) I don’t need your permission! (back to flashback, we see slightly older versions of our trio) From that moment we had new powers, powers we never asked for, never wanted.
(Negeta:) We created the perfect weapons, those 3 were the perfect arsenal…
(Kit:) we immediately started training, to turn these powers against they’re creators, we trained to get stronger, sharpening our already inhuman senses and bodies. The whole time making them think we were working for them. We trained until our eyes picked up the slightest movement, till our ears heard the tiniest breath!
(Negeta:) You betrayed us, after we made you…
(Kit:) we knew we were surrounded by enemies, that was obvious, we learned to sense danger, unfortunately sensing doesn’t mean stopping…
We see a little Kit on the ground, bruised and bloody, a larger soldier standing over him with his boot on his head.
Soldier: See you little shit, that’s what you get you abomination! Now its time for me to exercise this demon!
The soldier lifts his foot and drops it, but it doesn’t go down far. He looks down and sees a transformed Kit holding up his foot with one hand.
Kit: (snarling) Sorry, but I’m not going to die yet!
Kit throws the guys leg off him, the guy falls back but lands well.
Soldier: You evil little Satanic creation, I’ll destroy you later.
The guy walks off, Kit changes back, and then passes out.
(Kit:) We fought with all we could, (Aveian walks up to Kit’s body) and were always there for each other (And carries him off to safety)…
Kit starts to wake up, the first thing he sees is his little sister huge doe eyes and bright face.
Foxxy: (Bubbly and happy) You’re okay big brother!
Foxxy catches him in a big hug around the neck as he slowly sits up, pressing her cheek to his, she squeezes him tight, all happy and jumpy, then gives him a big loud kiss on the cheek.
Kit: (laughing, trying to pry her off) I get it, your happy to see me! I love you too sis!
Foxxy gets back, looking at him all cute, Kit immediately notices something.
Kit: are you wearing colored gloss sis?
Foxxy’s Gloss has a slight pink tint.
Foxxy: I think it makes me look cute, you too! (big smile, eyes closed, giggle)
Kit: You suck!
Kit rubs his cheek, the looks in the Foxxy’s compact, the kiss is still there, all pink and shiny.
Kit: (frustrated) It won’t come off!
Foxxy: I guess you have to keep it then, looks like branded you. It makes you look so cute!
Kit: You will die!
Kit tackles her to the ground.
Kit: Now I will make you pay!
Foxxy: (cocky, yet cute) Oh yeah!?
Foxxy sits up and kisses him all over his face leaving tons of marks.
Aveian stands in the corner watching, in contempt.
Aveian: If you two are done playing .Hack Twilight we have business.
Foxxy: Awwww, and I was having fun! Oh well, I already won. Kit looks soooo adorable!
(Allenby:) That’s so cute!
Pan back to now.
Allenby: Foxxy, were you always like that?
Foxxy: of course! I love my big bro, so I’m affectionate with him, its not like I like him, I’m just doing it because I love him, he’s my bro. I have to be sweet to him.
Kit: (arms crossed, eyes half shut, glaring at her) you just like humiliating me.
Foxxy: that too! But you know I love you!
Kit: I know.
Negeta: Enough of this, as much as I like this family bonding, and hearing about Foxxy’s affection, I insist we keep the story going.
(Back to the flash-back)
Aveian: You really need to learn not to pick fights with every enemy you come across, its not good strategy.
Kit: (futilely trying to clean his face) I was just testing my strength, how are we supposed to cause a revolution if we don’t know when we’re strong enough to fight?
Aveian: There will be no revolution if you die or the enemy realizes you’re planning one before we can strike. You can’t even defeat your little sister, let alone Zeru!
Foxxy: (hugging Kit from her knees and behind, stretched as far up as possible, resting her chin on his head) Big Bro is just too soft towards his little sis! He could never hurt me, so I have him beat every time!
Kit: You’re lucky I love you so much.
Foxxy: I know, and I’m going to exploit it till the end.
Aveian: Just try to focus the sibling love into strength, train to protect each other, we have to get ready. We can’t hide for ever.
(Aveian:) Those two were always a little too close, if you didn’t know them. They’d always sleep together.
We see Kit and Foxxy asleep( on their bed, Kit holding his little sis softly, his face still showing her work from that day, Foxxy has her hands on his wrist, in a cute little attempt to hold him back, her hands so small compared to his arm, even though she’s almost his height.
(Aveian:) I think some people would think its wrong. But they are all they had, the loved each other, I knew them since they were almost babies, they were always that way. If I hadn’t been so cold I know I would have shared the same fate. I think it was those bonds that gave us the strength to continue. (We go back to seeing Aveian now, he drops his gun down) Kit, I’m going to fight Ra now, I’m asking, not commanding you to not kill Sora, I love her, and trust her, let her live. And protect her if I don’t come back.
Kit: (a voice drenched with respect for his suriget big brother and father) Right, I will.
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Sarin: (standing back up) You’re pretty good. Its obvious I misjudged you. I have no hope of victory, so I will retreat for now.
Ra: Fine, it’s not like I’m getting paid anyway.
Sarin: I don’t see that as mercy, but I’ll accept it none the less.
Aveian: I will not run away. If you have the courage, try and defeat me Mercenary.
Ra: all these challengers, I guess another weakling to defeat isn’t that bad.
Aveian: Then try to take on me.
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Negeta: Well Kit, are you going to finish the story or me?
Kit: I’ll do it! I already stated so I may as well finish. (Kit looks at Sora) Be happy he loves you so much Sora, Aveian saved your life again!
Sora gulps hard and seems deep in thought.
Kit: Our bond was unbreakable, this made us strong, we knew with our mutual love came the ability to overcome adversity.
Negeta: You act all superior, like you’re the good guys, and did everything right and for good reasons, but the fact remains you betrayed us!
Kit: Betrayed!!!? Overthrowing tyranny and breaking free of the chains of your oppressors, can that actually be called betrayal?!
Negeta: We gave you a home, education, training, weapons and lives, how can you claim mistreatment?!
Kit: Of course you did that, you only did it because you needed us. You were just maintaining your weapons, at that is no charity. And the education, that was no gift either.
Again with the flash backs.
(Kit:) School, there’s a place you know I enjoyed!
(Negeta:) its only because you’re a complete idiot you hated that top of the line school.
Both Kits: Fellatio Cunnalingus High School.
Aveian: Home of…
Foxxy: The Crabby Beavers.
They all start laughing uncontrollably.
(Negeta:) Then again how would an idiot graduate early, of course your two year younger sister graduated the same year as you?
(Kit:) It was too easy
We see Kit, while taking a test, studying the teacher’s hand movements carefully.
(Kit:) I just watched what the teachers put down on they’re answer keys, then wrote that down. But even with that annoyance of work out of the way it still wasn’t any fun.
Kit sits in a classroom, Foxxy in the seat next to him. Both are sweating, hair matted, tongues out. Kit is in his T-shirt, while Foxxy is in the under tank-top she wears over her bra.
Foxxy: (Whiny) It’s hot!
Kit: (Exhausted) I know.
Random student: At least we have the window.
In the corner is a girl in a little strapless, low cut halter top and nylon short shorts shivering.
Girl: I’m cold!
The teacher shuts the window. Kit and Foxxy slump on their desks, a ton of students groan.
Kit: I don’t wanna die here!
(Kit:) Then there were the fights. I was always fighting. Its my life story. Fighting over my big mouth…
7 ft. Black Guy: (standing over Kit) I bet if a slapped you like a bitch you’d say you was talking too loud!
Kit: (layed back in his desk, feet up, hand behind his head, eyes closed, he opens them and looks over at the black guy out of the corner oh his eyes) Nope, the rest of the world is just too quiet.
The black guy reaches back and slaps him hard.
7ft. Black Guy: I BET IF I SLAPPED YOU LIKE A BITCH YOU WOULD SAY YOU WAS TOO LOUD!!!!
Kit, in turning around, lunges forward and punches him in the stomach, then grabs the back of his head and drives him face first into his knee, Kit the kicks that leg forward sending the guy flying.
Kit: Don’t worry, the world just got quieter.
(Kit:) Fighting for my pride…
Playing hockey on foot another player hits him in the hand with his stick.
Teen-ager: This is how we roll on my court bi-atch!
Kit: Moron! You dare fight in armed combat against me!?
Kit grabs another hockey stick, with the left he stops the teen-ager’s stick, then strikes him in the ribs with the right, flips it around and hits him with the top of the stick in the stomach, the guy collapses.
Kit: Idiot.
(Kit:) But mostly I fought for those I loved.
Foxxy is at her locker when a large football player, complete with letter jacket, approaches her, she turns to face him.
Jock: Hey there girl, I saw your moves in gym, I like the tough girls. (Stands right up to her chest) they’re more fun to break in, so let’s go.
Foxxy: No thanks.
Foxxy goes to walk away, but he pins her one wrist to the locker with one of his frying pan sized hands.
Jock: I wasn’t giving you a choice!
(Kit:) I always fought for Foxxy, even though I knew she could handle herself.
Kit: Get off her!
Kit runs up and drop kicks him in the ribs then legs sweeps him with his extended leg, taking the big guy down. Kit climbs on his chest ready to bust the guys face.
Kit: NEVER touch my little sis!
Foxxy: Big Bro.
Kit smiles at her, until a tree limb, or a jock limb shoots up, clutching his neck, the guy sits, then stands up with out even letting Kit out of the air.
(Kit:) I even transformed for the first time for her.
Jock: You shouldn’t have done that, see I was being nice, even if your sister is a tease, but now, after I beat your ass, I’ll tap hers!
Foxxy: Kit! No!
Jock: You’re next! What!? What the hell?
Kit: (face down, eyes in shadow, speaking under his breath) I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’LL KILL YOU!!!
Kit raises his head to show his demon eyes, he brings a clawed hand down, breaking the Jock’s arm off, clear off at the mid-forearm, it flips through the air. He screams in pain, Kit dives and grabs the Jock’s neck with the other; he thrusts him into a locker, almost collapsing a door. He grips the Jock’s neck staring him in the eyes.
Kit: You shouldn’t have provoked me foxes are very vicious when we’re angry; now, I’m going to make you pay for your mistake.
Kit digs his nails in and blood streams down the Jock’s neck.
Foxxy: That’s enough!
Kit: No! He’s going to pay!
Foxxy: Stop it Kit!
Kit: I’ll kill you…
Foxxy grabs him in a big, loving hug.
Kit: Get off me!
Foxxy: (tears rolling down her face, but she forces her usual bubbly cute confidence) No way! Not till you calm down big bro! and I can keep hugging you for a long time! There’s no way you can resist my cute charm and sisterly love for long.
Kit: I said get off! (Kit slumps over panting, his voice sounding softer)
He pushes her off, she falls on her ass.
Foxxy: Oooooow! (Starts crying)
Kit’s eyes starts to get soft, his fangs recede, his claws dull and shrink.
Kit: (really concerned) Sis… don’t cry!
Foxxy: But you… you said you were gonna kill me!!! (sobs loudly)
Kit walks over and pats her on the back and gives her a loose hug.
Kit: Please cheer up sis!
Foxxy looks up at Kit, her eyes are dried and she has a mischievous look on her face.
Foxxy: Gotcha!
Kit wraps Kit in a big loving hug and kisses him on the cheeks a few times.
Foxxy: (uber-excited) I’m so happy you’re back! I missed you!
Kit: You just can’t help torturing me can you?
Foxxy: Nope! Because its fun and you’re so easy! Besides, we our foxes, tricks are our style.
Kit: Yes, but if you keep doing things like that in public people will get ideas!
Foxxy: (thinks for a while) You’re right… Ew! That’s just wrong!
Kit stands up as Foxxy lets go and pulls her up by her hands.
Kit: Lets get out of here sis!
Foxxy: Right away big bro!
(Kit:) I always gave up everything for what I cared about.
(Negeta:) Oh, mister protector, mister brotherly love, yeah from what you’ve done to me I know you care about allies and family! Why don’t you tell them about the grand rebellion? Tell them or I will, traitor!
(Kit:) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC GOD-COMPLEXED MORON!!!! I’ll tell my story, I’ll tell them why I can and could trust no one and had nightmares for years.
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Aveian: I have no respect for someone who would lower themselves to the point to serve one like Negeta.
Ra: then let me do this, I fight you as your opponent by choice, not by contract. If you try to kill that pathetic shit-ball Zeru I won’t stop you.
Aveian: In that case, I want to give you a good fight!
Aveian pulls out his gun, he fires 3 shots at Ra’s head, Ra quick dodges and closes the gap. Aveian engages Ra in close range combat with back hands, axe and crescent kicks, and pistol whips. Ra dodges and blocks with his forearm and spear.
Ra: I thought it would be easier to fight up close!
Aveian: Amateur mistake!
Aveian knocks his spear away with his foot and puts his gun to Ra’s head, then fires. Ra lets go of his spear and drops back to dodge the shots, he kicks the gun out of Aveian’s hand and turns in mid-air and fires at Aveian, then throws a grenade at him, smoke covers the battlefield.
Ra: Sorry I had to resort to that, but I had no choice, you died having my respect. What the hell?
Aveian stands, as the smoke clears Aveian stands with his hand out stretched, 3 bullets spin in mid-air in place before his hand.
Ra: What the hell are you?
Aveian: You shouldn’t have your guard down.
Aveian shoots a wave of energy at Ra, the bullets fall out of the sky, Ra goes flying back into the wall, and Aveian’s gun falls right into his hands and Aveian fires a shot through Ra’s thigh. Ra falls onto the ground bleeding.
Aveian: Weakling moron and this guy beat Sylven?
Allenby: How’d you do that?
Kit: when me and sis got experimented on, it changed our bodies, Aveian’s changed his mind.
Aveian: I have Psychokinetic powers. As well as the same immunity to all poisons like Kit and Foxxy.
Kit: Drink all day, never get drunk…
Foxxy: Or liver disease!
Aveian: Smoke all my life, never get cancer, and can out-last an Olympian.
Kit: It was thanks to these abilities we even got this far.
(Ah, another flashback)
Kit, Aveian, Foxxy stand on a stage looking down on a small faction of soldiers.
Aveian: All of you here, you stand for the new age of this land! We have come together to overcome the oppression of the old regime!
Foxxy: It’s a revolution!
Kit: And you, fellow freedom fighters, shall be the builders of our new future!
A blonde hair soldier walks forward.
Soldier: What’s the reason for this revolution Kit? Did you just get sick of Zeru’s oppression?
Kit: If I was fighting for myself I wouldn’t be asking all you to risk your lives. I’m fighting for those I care about, so that my sister can be safe, and yes so that all three of us can live in peace without being used as weapons.
Soldier: A brutally honest man who’s fighting for those he wants to protect, I can fight along side a man like that.
Black soldier: I’m with you dog!
Kit: Good, we’re going to need all the help we can get.
Foxxy: Now lets get ready, we strike tonight!
Aveian: Dismissed!
(Kit:) This was the worst night of my life. it is when I lost, no who am I kidding, when Foxxy lost her innocence, I lost mine a long time ago.
(Foxxy:) I’d rather be your impure comrade, then your innocent little liability, I mean sister. Besides, do you really think you could have done it without me?
(Kit:) No. I needed you.
(Foxxy:) Damn straight!
We see them, at night, dressing in all black, arming themselves with various military toys.
Kit: Hey sis, can you do something for me?
Foxxy: (runs over and lightly hugs him) Anything big bro!
Kit: (points to his right cheek) Give me a nice big wet one right there!
Foxxy: But I’m wearing my adorable glittery pink gloss, I’ll leave a mark, and always get…
Kit puts a gloved finger to her lips
Kit: I just want a little reminder of what I’m fighting for.
Foxxy: (tears budding in the corners of her eyes) Big bro… that’s so… sweet! You’re the best! Now you’re really getting it!
Foxxy, grabs her brothers neck and gives him a loud, long, love filled hug/kiss on the cheek. She goes in for another…
Kit: Ones enough.
Foxxy: Meanie!
She grabs his wrist and pulls his sleeve up, then reaches into her pocket.
Kit: No.
Foxxy: Please!
Kit: Nope.
Foxxy: Too bad!
Foxxy quick scribbles all over Kit’s arm, when he looks down he sees in glittery pink bubble letters “Foxxy’s love for her cutest big-brother” with pink hearts all around it.
Foxxy: It looks cute! Just like you!
Kit: You’re lucky I love you!
Foxxy: Which basically means I can get away with anything! (winks)
Kit: You know you should really stop acting so stupid all the time!
Foxxy: (pouts, big puppy dog eyes) I’m sorry…
Kit: But not right now, because this is the sweetest thing anyone ever did for me (Kit hugs her to him) thank you so much, I love it.
Foxxy: No prob bro!
Kit: Good, now lets start us a revolution!
(Kit:) We moved out at night, we caught most of the soldiers asleep or off guard.
Members of Kit’s revolutionaries rush in and fire into the rooms of sleeping soldiers.
(Kit:) We attacked everywhere at once, we were lucky the sneak attack worked, or else none of us would have survived.
Soldiers run down a hall-way around from the bend jumps out the blonde haired soldier, wielding duel gold-gilded revolvers, he fires, the bullets exiting at putting huge craters in the wall.
The black soldier runs down a hall throwing remote mines into each room, then ducking behind shelter, detonates them wiping out several divisions of troops.
Aveian fires at the soldiers taking them out with bursts of bullets and psycho kinesis, he runs past their bodies into a room.
Aveian: Prepare to die old man.
Marane: Now please Aveian, is that really anyway to speak to your creator?
Aveian: I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.
Marane: Don’t you think I’m more valuable alive? I can create more weapons, to help in your revolution.
Aveian: Sorry, (cocks gun) but that’d just be the first beat again in the Endless waltz.
As he’s about to fire several soldiers run down the hall and fire on him, he stops their bullets then picks them off. As he turns back around Marane is gone.
Aveian: So he got away.
Kit is running down a hallway, his sword in his left hand, a combat shotgun in the left; he cuts down then blows away several soldiers. Kit reaches a door then shoulder blocks it down. He peers inside, he drops his weapons and his hands clutch, he snarls.
Male scientist: Hi Kit!
Female scientist: Good to see you!
Kit: (snarls) I’ll tear you apart!
Kit lunges forward, the guy tries to draw a gun, but Kit cuts through him in a second, he turns to the female, he grabs her by the head and swings his arm breaking her neck and tossing her out the window.
Kit: I gained my revenge, almost!
Foxxy, after defeating several soldiers with her dagger and bare nails, busts into the biggest room. A rich, large older man sits in the desk looking at Foxxy.
Rich Man: Well well Foxxy, come to kill me?
Foxxy: You bastard, I’ll paint this room crimson with your entrails!
Foxxy rushes at him, but he pulls a gun on her, shooting her in the shoulder.
Rich Man: Too bad Foxxy, you thought you could take me out alone, and this time your big brother and Aveian aren’t here to protect you. Game over. (aims gun)
Gunshot, The man’s gun flies out of his hand.
Aveian: (steps in, gun drawn) Wrong again Zeru.
Zeru: So you are here.
Kit steps in.
Kit: Don’t forget about me!
Zeru: (looks at Kit’s face) Awwww, looks like you lost to Foxxy again. You came just in time to see her lose to me, (mocking Foxxy’s voice) “Cutest big brother!”
Kit sees the puddle of blood, Zeru aims his gun. Kit unsheathes his sword, reaches back and throws it, the sword goes through Zeru’s wrist and pins his arm to the wall.
Kit: Primeon, you’re going to pay for your sins. This (points to right cheek) is my love! And this (points at his left) is my past and all my pain!
Aveian walks up to Primeon, who’s struggling to get free, he puts his gun to Primeon’s head.
Aveian: Primeon Zeru, in this act I am executing the will of the people.
Primeon: Please! Let me live I promise I will…
Aveian gives Primeon a firearm brainectomy.
(Kit:) With that we were finally free.
(Negeta:) You killed my father, and on the night you did it I was hiding in the closet, I escaped after that, I never got a chance to give my father a proper burial.
(Kit:) We were freeing ourselves and others from the oppression your father. We were protecting ourselves.
(Negeta:) You killed my father because you were too weak to take a little pain, so you killed my family! You call that justice!? Time to return the favor, Sora.
(return to our time)
Sora: Ready.
Sora flinches a second, the goes to pull the trigger.
Foxxy: Sorry Sora.
Foxxy Reaches up and grabs the gun, then turns Sora’s arm behind her back, she hits her in the neck knocking her down on the ground defeated and unarmed.
Foxxy: she’ll be fine Aveian! (Giggles) I wouldn’t kill your girlfriend!
Aveian: Thank you. Unfortunately for you Negeta, you will not be leaving here alive.
Negeta: What is going on! How is this going so wrong!?
Draco: I will relish this moment!
Kit: (Demon) Me too!
Negeta: I refuse to die here!
Negeta runs of down the hall behind him. Sora jumps up and follows.
Sora: Wait for me!
Kit: Get back here!
A Gundams hand goes through the wall. Angelic Gundam stands above looking down on them.
Negeta: My base! How dare you!
Domon: Shut up! I no longer work for you, we’re only here to destroy Kit, if you die, or your entire life gets destroyed, oh well, you killed the person we had a deal with.
Negeta: Damn you!
Kit: I’ll deal with you later!
Kit runs up the leg of his Gundam and boards it. Aveian’s face pops up on the vid-screen.
Aveian: Remember the left arm is weak, so take it easy on it.
Kit: At this point, I’m just going to come back alive!
BlackStar and Drake Gundam come on as well.
Kit: Guys?
Aveian: There are two other Gundams.
Draco: So we’re going to assist in your battle.
Kit: Thanks!
The three Mobile Suits rise from the hangar.
Draco: I’ll take the big one.
Aveian: That leaves the knight to me.
Kit: Sounds good!
Argo: (Furious and weeping) NATASHA DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Argo in Screw rushes forward.
Draco: DRAKE!!!
Argo jumps clear over the blast and swings laterally with a drill, Draco holds up his sword, but Draco throws him to the side, sending him rolling across the ground.
George launches a ton of bits around BlackStar.
Aveian: Idiot.
Aveian launches missiles, on meets exactly with each bit head on, and then sends three at Rose Gundam. They hit dead on. Aveian Relaxes, then out of the smoke Rose lunges at him blades swinging, cape damaged.
Kit: (calm, determined, ready) Domon, I will make you pay for what you’re put me through.
Domon: You will pay for stealing my woman!
The Two of them charge each other, Kit deploys the sword on the MX left arm, and Domon meets with a sword of his own. Kit forces forward with his sword, but Domon forces him back. Kit raises his Hyper-Beam Rifle and fires several shots, most miss, one hits him and nicks his left shoulder.
Domon: CANON!!!!!!!
Domon fires the shoulder Canon cannons, Kit rolls hard to avoid, the beams keep going and take out several warring suits behind them.
Kit: This is going to be challenging.
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Sylven: Why is this taking so long?
Marane: with the state you’re in, this isn’t repair its reconstruction, I’m basically having to build I new body inside yours. But it will be done very soon.
Sylven: Good, because I need use of it.
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Draco: So we meet again.
Argo: NATASHA DEAD!!!! ARGO SMASH!!!!!
Argo rushes towards Draco, he swings wildly, Draco knocks the blows away with expert sword work. Argo goes for a thrust and Draco jumps back, Argo immediately fires Screw Missiles at Drake Gundam, Draco fires the flamethrowers and neutralizes the explosives.
Draco: Stalemate.
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George comes bursting through the explosion, he swings at Aveian who flies back, and then from behind two beams hit Cape Gundam, from Aveian’s extended claws. Cape Gundam hits the ground hard; Aveian launches a ton of missiles down on the grounded Mobile Suit. George gets up and jumps back, some of the missiles hit the ground, and others curve up to strike Cape Gundam. George deploys bits which attack the missiles, these are quickly destroyed by missiles and Claw beams. The remaining missiles hit Cape Gundam in its cape-shield shattering them to pieces.
George: I won’t lose, I WON’T LOSE YET!!!!!
George rushes BlackStar.
Aveian: You never learn.
Aveian fires the right claw out and George slices it away with the left sword, then Aveian strikes with the left, tearing the left arm off Cape Gundam.
George: I WILL NOT LOSE!!!!!
George runs up, through beams and missiles and drives his sword into BlackStar’s left shoulder; Aveian fires the particle beam cannon and blows the lower half of Cape Gundam off. The sword goes out and Cape’s remaining body hits the ground.
Aveian: (lights up) You lose.
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Argo: ARGO NO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Argo rushes Draco swinging with the drills again, Draco deflects and deflects, Argo then goes for a right thrust, Draco brings the sword around and cuts the front of the drill off, then brings it back around and cuts the left arm off at the elbow.
Argo: ARGO NO GIVE UP!!!
Argo fires what’s left of the right drill at Draco, stops it with the Buster Shield, sparks fly between the two projectiles. Draco throws his sword, which flies straight through Argo’s mid section cutting off the left leg and disconnecting the right, he runs up to point blank, reels back and…
Draco: DRAKE!!!!!
…Fires a Drake at point blank wasting Screw Gundam.
Draco: Weakling.
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Kit rolls his Suit across the ground to avoid another Canon shot. As he rolls Domon opens fire with the head vulcans, Kit rolls up onto his knees and takes off running, Kit fires with the Hyper-Beam Rifle at Domon, the shots hit doing some damage, then several Vulcan bullets go into Kit’s Rifle, which Kit quickly ditches before it explodes.
Kit: Time to finish this!
Kit rushes at Domon, their swords meet, and clash several times, Kit gashes Angelic Gundam’s chest, Domon thrusts his sword through Kit’s Gundam’s left shoulder, both jump back, then charge. Domon brings the sword into Kit’s Gundam’s shoulder again, Kit drives the MX’s Beam Sword into angelic Gundam’s Right side he then grabs the right forearm of angelic with his right glowing hand and crushes it., the left arm breaks off in his chest and Domon drops the sword, the end of his right arm being sparking crumbled metal.
Kit: Perfect.
Domon: CANON!!!
The beams pass through Kit’s Gundam’s upper body, all sensors go out and all main systems are severely damaged, the whole thing shuts down, the Suit slams into the ground.
Kit: Shit. Wake up! (rumbling, Angelic Gundam walks slowly forward) Wake up damn you! Wake up you piece of shit! (kicking the control panel)
Domon: He’s not moving, easy win.
Kit: (tears flowing, pounding on the panel with his fists sobbing) wake up you god-damned piece of shit!
The suit reactivates, except with black lights, none of the systems are functioning but the Mobile Suit Rises, all the sensors are out but he can see better than ever.
Kit: Ultimate Attack? (smirks) Well not like I have anything to lose at this point.
Kit’s Gundam’s eyes come back on and glow bright, it brings its right arm back.
Kit: DARK FLAME FOX!!!!!
A huge Fox made of black flame with glowing blue eyes launches forward.
Domon: What the hell!?
The Fox rears near, Domon closes the wings as a shield, the fox hits and the Shields and arms disintegrate, the body and head start to break apart when…
Kit: (Loud snap) AHHHHHHH!!!!
The Gundam’s arm breaks and explodes at the joints, both Gundams hit the ground, Kit’s barely winning.
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Marane: Your body is complete.
Sylven: (light blue, black and white Harry McDougal LeyLine outfit) Good, now time to try it out.
Marane: You can’t! you haven’t healed! You’ll destroy yourself!
Sylven: Wouldn’t be the first time.
Sylven takes off with the double image running effect.
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Allenby: (Kit Custom hits the ground) KIT!!!!
Foxxy: Kit!!!!
The two of them are about to run out when…
Ra: (struggling to stand, using is spear as a cane) Not… so fast.
Foxxy: Back off, you’re pathetic!
At that moment something very fast impacts Ra, slamming him back in, and deeper into the wall. Its Sylven, and he’s throwing light-speed punches and kicks, Ra is pretty beaten when.
Sylven: Now to finish you off!
Ra: (bleeding from the mouth) Bring it on!
Sylven goes to punch him, but then clutches himself in pain, blood drips on the floor.
Sylven: Damn! Not yet!
Foxxy: (overjoyed) Sylven!
Before she can even take one step he whooshes off again.
Foxxy: (weak) Sylven…
Allenby: Screw Sylven! Kit needs our help!
Kit: Nope.
The two girls turn to see him standing there behind them.
Both: KIT!!!!!
They both run up to hug him, he cringes, but through it has a warm soft feeling to his face.
Allenby: You okay?
Kit: (cringing, voices raspy) Yeah, I’m fine.
Foxxy: You sound hurt. Eww, why am I wet?
Allenby and Foxxy slowly step back and see the steady stream of blood dripping out of Kit’s right sleeve.
Allenby: Kit?
Kit: Just a scratch.
Allenby feels his arm where the jacket is wettest, she feels something sticking up, she yipes and jumps back.
Allenby: Its broken, bad!
Foxxy: We have to look at that!
Kit: I’ll be fine. (faints)
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Negeta enters an all glass walled elevator, Sora runs in after him, barely clearing the shutting doors.
Sora: (panting) I made it.
Negeta: So you just can’t resist me Sora, can you?
Sora: (breathing normally, draws gun and puts it to his chest.) Guess not.
Negeta: What’s this about!?
Sora: I knew it was you, every time that moron puppet came on to me, I knew he was only trying to lead me to you. I would have killed the damn idiot myself if I didn’t know!
Negeta: And that’s a bad thing? You know you want me Sora!
Sora: Please, I wouldn’t touch that gay ass of yours with a ten mile pole, your mere existence disgusts me, I hate you with all my heart. (smiles, readies gun) No offense.
Negeta: (draws his own gun) None taken.
Negeta shoots Sora in the chest and she falls out the glass wall.
Negeta: (yelling to her falling body) Sorry Sora!!!! We could have been something!!!!
Sora’s eyes are blank, she’s bleeding and falling, her limbs hang loosely. She falls, death seems immanent.
Aveian: SORA!!!!!!!
BlackStar, with its one good arm catches Sora’s body in the claw.
(ending theme)
We see Foxxy and Allenby treating Kit’s arm in Draco’s ship, then Aveian enters carrying Sora.
Sylven in his Gundam with Marane in hand flies out of the base.
Draco pushes the detonator and the whole compound goes boom! Wiping out tons of Mobile Suits on both sides.
Ja Ne
(Sad, haunting music)
Foxxy: (sadly) Why do you have to fight? Don’t make me choose sides. I love you both, why can’t you stop this? We all have the same enemy, why do we have to make enemies from each other? Please Kit, stop it, because I won’t forgive you if you win. Absolute Power: Mission 13: Turning Point Part 4.
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Friday, July 14, 2006
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
yeah i was off yesterday because i very important friend and me were talking until like 7 in the morning, we never get to talk enough, so i enjoyed the time we had together.
so being as i had to get up at 1 p.m. i decided to go to sleep without updating, and when i went to go to sleep is was at 404 on the ranking boards. i figured i'd drop down to like 416. but when i got on i was at 399. i actually went up 5 ranks by doing nothing! that makes no sense, but i'll take it i guess.
anyway i was going to apologize for the random Aveian x Sora sex scenes. i kinda feel bad for basically posting hentai level scenes, i guess its porn to read. i fealt a lot worse yesterday, but i still feel kinda bad today too. i hope you guys don't all think i'm so sort of a perv. its just the fact that its in the characters, i mean Sora is no saint, and really, Aveian has a lot of pent up sexual frustrations. he never really used fangirl's like Kit, then he gets a lover, and they are apart so much. i'm pretty sure the moment the get the chance they would make up for lost time, its just normally this would happen out of scene, and being as i got a request for it, plus i just wanted to, so i put the action on scene. personally i had fun writing it, Aveian is one of my favorite characters to write for.
besides, the person the Aveian x Sora scene was requested by is into Sylven x Marane, so just be happy i didn't write any graphic sex about that. yeah Sylven has a lot of implied connections, his scenes in this chapter was really fun to write too. the references, the insane scenarios, thiis chapter was just so much fun to write. i actually got to show an almost comical side of Sylven, and Marane has some great lines too.
yeah, its kinda funny that while i'm having fun writing this chapter, things keep getting in the way. so i guess its a trade off, having fun, but not having much time. oh well, you peoplezez wiill get ch.17 very soon, and i'll update the link so you guys who like using it can.
and i've decided to do a bit of spoiling to you guys on here. being as i've found a way to post my art eventually, and that this is my favorite couple from my story, i will no longer hide it. they're just so cute together, and this way you guys will get to see the relationship form.
so,
starting today
by actual popular demand,
Foxxy gets her scenes!
hell, she is my favorite character, why not have some fun with her on here
i mean now this site is just as much about AP as it is me, i may as well do some fun stuff with the characters.
and sweetkisses, i can't wait for my interview!
bring it on!
oh, and i found out that my de-odorent is extra girly. see i was explaining to a good friend my scents, so i was asked about my deodorent, so i looked and reported "secret platnium: mystic rain." i was met by non-stop laughter for a while, then i was informed that secret is the girliest deodorent of all time. i don't really care though, it smells so damn good. this person was very happy i'm like that, that there are guys like me that will wear secret and smell all girly, that i don't hafta smell all manly, that i just wear what i want, and don't care what others think.
damn, i never knew by being myself i'd get so many fangirls. though it seems most of them are shounen-ai fans.
great... well at least they know i'm straight, and think i'm sexy. shit, i don't care if they think i act gay, i'll act gay to get straight affection [remember Peoplezez, JD doesn't really care about sex] yeah, girls love me for being an uber-pretty boy. me likey, i smell like a tropical island full of peaches, violets, and oranges in a rain storm.
also i found out my facial lotion has body glitter in it. i was so pyched! i looked at my hands and they glittered, so i had to figure out what i could have touched that had glitter, i guess lotion, so i put some on my arm and it glitters. so now i never forget to put on my facial lotion.
i'm guessing i'm just making my shounen-ai enjoying fangirls happier and disturbing Grifter-sempai more.
HURRAY ME!!!!! [i love red stripe comercials]
Absolute Power should bne updated soon, thanks to all my fans!
-Quote-
a cute card i saw
"you're cuter than a basjet full of labrador puppies."
"and you pee less too."
-AP Comments-
Me: being as i'll give it away sooner or later, Foxxy, go get em!
Foxxy: *bouncing in her seat impaciently* i really can?!
Me: Yep.
Foxxy: *making sure her lips are extra glossed* You're dead.
Draco: Oh shit...
Just as draco tries to get up to avoid her she flying tackle-glomps him over the couch onto the ground. His armor, sword, cap,, and shirt fly over the top of the couch, as does her shirt and tank top. lots of giggling, kissing, light pleasured moaning, and Draco's muffled protest is heard.
Foxxy: I brought my pens, markers, makeup, glitter, and stick on tattoos, Drco, you're getting all kissed up and decorated, and the more you struggle *kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss* the worse you'll get it.
Kit: [proud] thats my sister.
Draka: [exausted] Thats my brother...
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006
These people are my FRIENDS!!!!
yeah, i love you guys too!
thanks a lot for dissin my while i spill my guts.
but i don't really care.
i mean you guys know how i love to rant.
so you just gave me fodder.
Artist: THANK YOU!!!! SOMEONE HERE HAS SEEN RED VS. BLUE!!!!! THAT KICKED ASS!!!! As for the AP part, you're one horny dog, aren't u?? Dude, only gay guys shake their asses like friggin Shakira.
I'm not gay, in fact i remember you were jealous of my mate at one time, so i'm gay? ya know who's gay? you're ex-girlfriend! Hooo-yah! take that person! by the way artist, could you please talk to mir more? she scares me, she scares me a lot. and how is wanting to learn how to dance seductivly gay? i just want to be sexy for the one i am to spend my life with. also, i'm not that horny, i just am into writing sexy scenes right now, its not like i'm turned on by what i'm writing, i'm just writing a lot of carnal scenes now. and believe me, if you think what you've seen is bad, fear ch.17! but i am a dog, i'm such a cute and lovable puppy!
Sakabato Samurai: dude, you got issues. i suppose its ok to be like that as long as you like girls and can kick as tho. i really didnt need to hear about your bathing practices....or aveian and sora.....it would be horrible to looseto a guy like that...i find shonen-ai and yaoi highly disturbing...heres another something freaky: there was an ad on late night tv for "guys goner wild" *shudders, vomits, then dies*
okay, first of all. who the hell is guys gone wild marketed to? i saw comercials, those guys aren't that good looking. and really is the main problem of most females that TOO FEW ugly men want to show them their penises? [peni?] and most gay guys are well groomed, so they can pitch and catch on demand too. i think they are meant for ugly women and slovenly sodomites. chicks and gay dudes who can't even get pity sex, and really, are there that many women or gay guys that are that ugly? i mean most guys are pretty willing to show their equipment, maybe the tapes just say "ask a real guy and you'll actually get sex!"
also, i assure you i like the girl folk, just because i like feminine stuff doesn't mean i don't like girls, in fact i'd be quite the womanizer if i wasn't so shy and inclined to monogamy. i enjoy the ladies, to the most part for me they are beautiful sights to be viewed from afar and not approuched or touched.
and believe me, the description of my bathing habits you know is so much less disturbing than what i haven't told you. like i shampoo the carpet as well as the drapes, and i condition the carpet too, its fluffy enough, so my boxers smell like peaches, ocean breezes and herbal essences. see now me strip teasing myself isn't that creepy.
and you are another loyal AP reader, ch.17 will hurt you deeply, its got so much sex.
like i said before i don't mind shounen ai or yaoi until they get cooler stuff than me, then i dislike it.
and it does suck to loose a fight to me, but so many do, poor bastards.
sweet kisses: hey! nice post! everyone acts weird when they're by themselves but most don't tell the whole world... have a nice day! ~ you are K-R-A-Z crazy!
Well i do tell the world, cuz i wanted ass shakin tips, plus i want everyone to know how wierd i am. i mean its no fun to be crazy if no one knows it. besides, you want to interview me, isn't it more fun to interview a person as wierd as me than a normal guy?
inu kagome 4life: lolll..damn jd ur freakin us and every1 out...lolll....damn..
luvie and kira
inu kagome 4life
well if you weren't freaked out by now i'm suprised this pushed you over the edge. i'm sorry if i ever made you believe i'm normal, but i wasn't trying, sorry to misguide you.
Kitties Pup: your way to scrany if your a size 6or 7 in female...damn what bout your Privet area...you can't be that small on your waist...thats why it's ment for females...hehe
damn and get away from my size!
yeah, i'm not scrawny, i'm sleek, sexy and curvy. and my private parts are just another curve, a large, unavoidable, above average curve, but a curve none the less. and i'm jealous girls get all the cute shirts and jeans, all the lovey, cute, kissy, adorable clothes are for girls, its no fair! and besides, i have a feeling i'm skinnier from you. which i realize is akin to a declaration of war against a female, so bring it on!
Pleiades Rising: Shakin' of junk in said trunk is probably no easy feat. I imagine it would start off as mere shudder, and THEN progress to an open tailgate slamming around while driving over speed bumps. Practice!
I think we're all some sort of voyeur. We don't see anything, but man, what visuals to imagine!
...see you sometime...
i'm confused. you have out crazied me. good job person!
and last and certainly the best,
the resident old guy
i mean "respected elder."
grifter-sempai!
well, actually on here i'm HIS sempai, but i'lll let him have the title for now...
Grifter99: O_O WTF!
I'm getting really worried about you, man. That's assuming you still wanna be one. Great Cesar's ghost, what's all this ass-wiggling talk?! And did you say you wanted a lower back tattoo and a navel piercing?! You're killing me! We've got to get some testosterone pumped into you STAT. Operation: Save your balls is in full effect.
I do wish to be a man. a sexy man! excuse me for liking to look good, i like my stomach, i think it would look good if i pierced my navel, and a lower back tat would look SO sexy! and since my pants ride low, and chicks love my ass [its been groped, slapped, complimented, blushed over, asked about...] it think if i worked the ass, had my shirt up showing off the tat, i was glistening while smelling like flowers and pheromones, i'd be on my back with nothing on but the girls lipstick an her on me in about the time it took her to sprint-tackle-dis-clothe-mount me. and as far as testosterone goes i have my fair share, i'm really competitive, like fighting, kinda horny [if i'm with the right girl] and pretty manly, its just the fact i don't ignore the estregen all males have that sets me apart, i like embracing femininity to lure in a girl so i can become a ,an is respectable, and pleasurable for me. i like being me. so save your testosterone, you can be uber-male, i respect that, but i enjoy being a pretty boy ass shaker/kicker. i may still need you to initiate that operation, but the perameters and goal may be slightly different. so in all i say i'm going to tat my back, pierce my navel, paint my nails, shake my ass, glisten, and land me a fangirl! if you're okay with the operation goiing something like that, then count me in sempai!
okay, well luckily that was a whole post. thanks random Peoplezez!
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i got nothing... part two of aveian and Sora's sex scene!
Aveian: Hell no.
Sora: Come on Aveian, (seductive tone) you know I’m so wet and tasty.
Aveian: Sora, you know I’m not going to do that.
Sora: Yeah, and I know you’re about to be fucked to the point where you’re crying and begging for mercy while I brand you with this industrial marker.
Aveian: I’m not going to…
Sora stops his words with her pelvis, she gives him several hard pushes, until he is gasping for air and his eyes are watering.
Sora: You going to eat your treat now?
Aveian: Fuck you….
Sora: (pleasured moan) Gladly.
Sora rides him even harder, to the point she is screaming with pleasure, Aveian grabs his pants, bites his lips, his eyes shift wildly.
Aveian: (under labored breathe) I can’t take it anymore… I’ll do it. Just stop it already Sora!
Sora: (licking her lips, still riding him) Beg me!
Aveian: Please stop! I’m begging you stop!
Sora: (giving him a very long, wet, deep, passionate kiss on the lips) Good boy!
Sora gets off him, but holds a special part of him in her hand.
Sora: (spreading her legs a little, pointing between them) Now get your tongue ready, move in slowly, don’t try anything…
Sora slides her fingers up, and Aveian immediately gasps with shock, Sora lets him loose and Aveian starts to lean in.
Sora: (putting her hands on the back of his head) And eat up!
Sora feels a new wetness inside her and leans back stretching on her arms.
Sora: That’s right, lick it all up! You know you love it, the taste, the softness, the wetness and tightness. You know you just want to eat it all u-u-u-up… What the hell?
Aveian: What’s wrong Sora? Can’t you take a little pleasure?
Sora: Stop groping my tits…
Sora looks down and sees Aveian is still quite occupied, but yet her chest is moving all around, and she is blushing quite badly.
Sora: How…
Aveian: First, as you can tell, I’m not talking, my tongue is “busy” so I’m using telepathy, I’m usually not very good at this, but being as I’m eating you out right now, I think the connection is good. Second, since this isn’t mind-cloudingly pleasurable for me, I can focus my telekinesis, and use it to grope your chest…
Sora’s breasts move up and are squished in a little, Sora leans even further back, moaning and blushing.
Aveian: Tease your lips…
Sora moans pleasurably and licks her lips.
Aveian: I can caress your whole body.
Sora falls flat on her back, half screaming, half moaning with pleasure; each breath is a loud cry of pleasure.
Aveian: And now you can’t use the marker.
It rises from the ground and the cap twists off.
Aveian: But I can.
It floats over and writes “slut” write above her pubic hair.
Aveian: I put my brand where only I can see it. But I’ll make you pay for what you were going to put on me.
Sora erupts in a orgy of pleasured moans, every once of air in her carries the sounds of carnal desire.
Aveian: Actually I like this flavor a lot.
He wraps his arms around her lower body and starts trying to get every last drop of her essence out of her. Sora slowly starts to sit back up, still blushing and breathing hard.
Sora: Wow, guess he really likes it.
Aveian: Da… ou…
Sora: Yeah, he likes it a lot!
Lays back and rubs Aveian’s bare and scratched chest with her thighs.
Sora: (relaxing into the pleasure) Yeaaaaaaaaah, I’ll have to make this up to you later, because this feels SO good!
-AP Comments-
Aveian: *hitting me with random furniture* Stop posting that scene.
Me: *spitting out blood* never!
Aveian: *shoots me several times*
Me: i'm going to have to write more scenes with you...
Foxxy: when do my scenes come in?
Me: way later.
Foxxy: damn... i'm so lonely...
me: poor Foxxy, Peoplezez, make her feel better!
COMMENT DAMN YOU!!!!!
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006
if you think i'm insane now...
yeah, you guys all think i'm crazy from reading my posts, if only uou knew me...
first off, my hips are very tight, and wider than my shoulders, i also have a good, curvy, firm ass. i work my stomach and i'm obsessed with my hair.
and need i remind you, i'm a boy!
yeah, so i've been trying to learn to shake my ass provocatively, and i'm not sure if i can. because i can't see my own ass, but i sure don't feel sexy doing it... man, slutty girls must practice a lot, i really wanna learn how to do it, but i don't have a ho to teach me...
oh yeah!
i also wanna get a lower back tatoo and a navel piercing. i know, i'm really wierd.
so yeah, i wanted to see the conversion of sizes for guys and chics, and i actually think my waist is smaller than the close friend i was arguing with, i'm a size 6 or 8, oh well, if i had no organs i could be a size zero. i think she is a size 10 or something [dude if you said a size too big we're gonna die!] Hell Hath No Fury like A Pissed Off Chick. yeah so i feel good, if only i new how to shake my ass! curse my whiteness, and the fact i'mm male, and never tried it before... fuck i'm stupid sometimes.
so disugaged by my lack of boot-shakin abilities i decided to do a whole bunch of sit ups, to help me at least look damn sexy. i guess if worst comes to worst i can look really hot failing to correctly shake my junk.
i'd say "i'd fuck me." but i wouldn't, i think i'm literally slightly homophobic, i kinda get creeped out by some gayness. well actually not real gay guys, mostly yaoi and shounen-ai. loveless is really damaging my ego field [i wonder if i was forced a bunch of shounen ai hentai if i'd release LCL] i can take some of it, mostly if i'm not jealous of the situation, setogrl19's BG is one example, i totally love the pic, except that is yaoi, if it was a girl and a guy i'd be like "Holy shit dude! tightness!" but instead i'm jealous, no fair that gay dudes get the cool stuff. i can handle Zabuza x Haku, there is no way on earth you can make me jealous of Zabuza, and for some reason i can tolerate, and actually like the pairing of Yzak x Dearka, hell i cheer them on, i mean they are soooooooooooooo gay for eachother! and that doesn't bother me for some reason, i am jealous those two pretty boys have to be so gay, but i don't mind it.
but back to me. i love me. i take 40 minute showers, 10 minutes of that is me stripping into the mirror then groping and feeling myself up. i'd say i'd like to make out with myself, but i'm not sure if i'm a good kisser, plus i love the fairer sex too much, so i guess i'm just kinda gay for myself. well its not like i feel "good" in that way from dancing in the mirror, dso i guess i'm not gay at all, i'm just interested in myself.
that commercial is a lie, i look hella good when i glisten, maybe because i'm marilyn manson gone right. i'm those precious uber-effeminent anime character come to life, cept no shounen-ai for me. i must say i like being me, to a point, i do want to get slightly stronger so i can defend the fact i'm so effemininent, by fist usually. and i mean how much would it suck to lose to a guy with a belly button piercing, lower back tattoo, painted nails [i will once i feel i can use my hands to strike down my enemies] and who can shake his ass like shakira and glisten.
it would suck horribly.
well, i'm still trying to put music up, but it doesn't work. i wish i knew how to shake my ass, but i think its impossible.
writing Absolute Power if you think what goes on in the AP section is bad... maybe this chapter is nott for you...
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Church: Comence operation "circle of confusion."
Tucker: But it looks more like a triangle...
Church: What?
Tucker: Triangle of confusion, it looks like we're forming a triangle...
Church: Fine Triangle of confusion, rhombus of terror, prabola of mystery, just get the god damned show on the road!
-AP comments-
Foxxy: [in her bra, belt off, capri pants drooping past her panties, showing her moves] i can do it! its soooooooooooo easy! except i can't explain how to because... *thud* Draco, is your nose bleeding, are you okay?
Draco: Yeah... better roll over before i drown...
Aveian: [breathing hard, groaning with effort] Better not look behind the couch.
Sora: [whining while she's moaning] But i like when people watch!
Kit: [sitting on the couch Aveian is behind, watching TV and eating cheetos] She scares me.
HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Where'd all the Peoplezez go?
why no people?
i got 7 comments yesterday
and 5 today...
why are peoplezez leaving me?
i think it was the BG music, that i couldn't hear! i used this site, i tried using the imbedded music thing, but it no worky? does anyone know how to do it, i want BG music! and does anyone know if it was the music? is that why no one came? did it kick anyof you guys off?
or was it the graphic sex scenes i put up, well semi-graphic. i'm just seeming to want to do those, there is a person to blame besides me, but i will not name them. but i suppose i gave up on that particular thing, at least putting it on my site, but ch.17 does have a long scene that lasts on and off the whole chapter.
UFC is awesome. in concept at least. it doesn't seem to go through though. i mean the best match last night was when this dude named Yves got his head cut open and he bled profusely all over on side of the ring, the dude wanted to keep fighting, but they made him stop. he was so bloody that the guy he fought complained he was to slippery to put holds on.
i drew nothing new today, just colored old stuff, and then got no new ideas and cuddled up with my doggy and fell asleep with my cheek on her head. then i woke up and moved her to between my legs with her head on my stomach and she fell right asleep, my crotch has magic dog sleep inducing power.
my hands hhave healed, so i'm going to train tomorrow, to work off my EVA like body. i figure i can either train and build muscle, or learn to generate an AT Field, i think the former is easier than the latter.
its so humid, but i like it, makes my hair extra fluffy, i love my fluffy hair, its so pretty, i make girls jealous my hair's fluff is so good! i'm serious, i love it, i have these girls guys would kill to get one word out of petting my head and asking how i do that to my hair. my nails are better than theirs usually too, they shine, are perfect ovals, the tips are white and grow smoove and even, those same girls take my hand and admire my nails, and i put no effort into either. i'm so lucky. i'm the prettiest of pretty boys, with my pouty lips, big sharp, bright ice blue eyes, white teeth, almost acne free skin, wonderous hair, soft skin, and pretty nails, oh yeah, cute eyelashes too. thats why i have to learn to fight, so i can defend this pretty face and rockin bod!
Absolute Power is getting more disturbing every day.
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person: are you sure no one in your family is gay, or you grew up around a lotta girls?
Me: No, nobodies out of the closet, and Kristen was my only female friend, why?
person: you know too much about how girls think, you know just what to say, when to say it, how to say it to ma3ke a girl feel better, and really only gay guys and girls know how to do that...
Me: *sigh* for the last time i'm not gay, i just know this stuff because its common sense, do i really know girl's minds that well?
person: YES! you just don't see it! what, do girls confess all their feelings to you, so you could cheer them up, or just get it out, is that how you learned how to do that?
Me: no, i only got girls to like me after i talked about love... i can't be that good...
person: YOU ARE! most guys just tell giirls "oh, you feel bad, i hope you get better." you actually sit downn aand listen to their problems, and know how to make them feel better... its, not normal.
Me: wow, thanks i guess.
person: You're welcome.
am i really that wierd/gay?
-AP Comments-
Aveian: yeah, all those sex scenes, real gay
Kit: you're an idiot, you just know so much about women because you've always been desperate to have them.
Sora: i'd let you have me, out of pity, plus you are pretty hot, annd i like the newbies, they don't resist, they don't know how...
Me: i don't want crabs!
Sora: i don't have crabs!
me: fine i'll give em to you!
Sora: So you are going to do me?
Me: no, i'll just write you have grabs.
Sora: Oh yeah...
Aveian: please don't do that, i need that crab free.
Kit: I'm torn between wanting Sora to have them, and not wanting Aveian to...
Foxxy: either both or niether gets them, you must suffer for pleasure, equivilent exchange.
Draka; Thats a lie! Equivilent exchange is for shit alchemists! i can change whatever i want, at no charge. *walking up to kit* right Kit? *touching her lips, then his neck*
Kit: *breathing harder and sweating* Stop... doing that!
Draka: But its fun to play with the pleasure centes of your brain, Human Alchemy is so easy once you learn the basics.
Foxxy: this is all so wrong.
Draka: Edward Elric ain't got shit on me!
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Sunday, July 9, 2006
Sleep eludes me
its 4 in the mourning and i'm STARTING my post...
lets just say i had a lot keeping me busy today.
luckily i'm pretty damn tired, so once i lay down its sleepy time for JD...
first off i'd like to say i also really love girl's eyes, i'm big one eyes too, its just the lips are my favorite part. i'm beginning, because of certain influences to enjoy the breast area, but its not much to look at for me, just an area i wish to tour when invited...
i drew only one piccy today, because me beloved/acursed brother was home most of the day, and i don't like to draw in front of him, i think i have OCD or something... but i was another cute one with Foxxy and the one just for her. i will not spoil that for anyone who doesn't already know. [i act like my piece o shit story is so great, like people CARE if i spoil it.] Inner me is ss self-destructive today.
i watch UFC 61: BITTER RIVALS!!!!!
and the actual BITTER RIVALS' matches sucked. Arlowfski and Sylvia but danced for 25 minutes then Sylvia got to keep his belt. it was so damn boring...
Tito won his damn match for no apparent reason, he got off like 4 elbows that ken tried to block, and the ref called it a TKO because ken wasn't defending himself. Shamrock got up a rushed that little bastard and like 20 guys had to stop him. note to ref, it it takes two dozen guys to stop a guy from killing his opponent, that guy hasn't lost. Ken ran right at the huntingten beach bad-bitch from moment one, and when ken clinched him you could see Tito soil himself, i guess Tito thought Ken needed a walker or something...
the crowd agreed that the matches sucked and boo'd the shit out of Tito... again. i like how Ken pointed out that Forrest handed Tito his ass, and the judges handed Tito the victory. Forrest smoked him, spralled, and when Tito did cath him with a takedown, Forrest whipped his ass from the bottom. i think Tito knows some officials. also, i like that Randy Coutuer literally spanked Tito, priceless. then i got to see a clip of Tito getting knocked out by Chuck Liddel, so tasty! i love the flavor of Tito getting his face re-adjusted.
i like that Silvia comes out to Jesus walks by Kayne West [a little re-write to the Jesus wanna be, that should have read "Rey Nagin doesn't care about Black People." ya ignorant dipshit] Go inner me go! anyway, Tito enters to Mosh by Eminem, he ALMOST ruins that song for me...
if i was in the UFC my entrance music would be Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts II, because it would suck to lose to me if that was my music.
i loved Dana White came out after the ortiz fight and said "i know everyone is really pissed off right now..." then he brought in some eastern Euroopean man who wanted to rape the lightheavy wieght champion "i want to fuck chi... i want to fight chuck liddel." [only the one just for me can come inside me] god my jokes are LAME! [sora reference] shup up you! [my wierd square paren shields protect me!] damn, you're right!
after i got home i cried a lot, happy and sad tears, i'm sorry to say its unnessacary to say way, because everyone who needs to know why already does. i'm happy now, i'm glad i feel the way i do...
quote:
announcer: Tonights UFC is sponcered by Xyience energy and mickey's malt liquor!
Josh: The Xyience is for trainin and the Mickey's is for fightin...
Me:sponcered by Malt liquor...
Josh: IRISH Malt Liquor.
Me: even better!
Josh: If you want to get into a fight drinkk mickey's, you may not know how or why, but you'll be fighting!
-AP Comments-
Kit: we can't get drunk...
Foxxy: Ever!
Aveian: Our bodies process the pooson, so we just get liquid.
Draco: I can't handle alcohol, at all.
Sora: I love getting hammered and FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!
Aveian: Sora, sit down and put your panties back on...
Sora: NEVER!!!!
Aveian: Fine...
Sora; What are you do-do-do... doing? [looks down] Oh that... oh oh oh oh oh oh OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KEEP DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: is it okay to do THAT here?
Foxxy: kinda fun to watch [eating pop corn, sucks pop out of a straw]
Me: gets people's attention...
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Saturday, July 8, 2006
Don't fuck with Dogma!
Dogma is well, Dogma in my family. its like every male member of my families favorite movie. it does not try too hard to be offensive! its not all that offensive, its funny as hell though.
i must say today was a great day. great conversations, very fun, very long. yeah, i'm so happy for the people i know and can communicate with.
yeah, i got a lotta great comments.
yes, lipstick commercials do turn me on more than porn. because well i like the lips, i like kiissing, i like kiss marks, i like the way glossed and colored lips look, i like watching a girl put gloss on. call me a pervert, i mean i guess i'm not quite right in the head, but ladies would you perfer a guy stare at you breasts or your lips?
yeah, i REALLY like lipstick commercials... luckily i now have discover the concept of "self control," yeah, i'm happy to be stronger now, it makes me feel like a better person. i've realized a person i thought always had more control than me, infact had a lot less, so yeah, now i feel even better. but then again i feel better for that person's weakness, i feel much better...
i'm watching countdown to doomsday, apparently aliens may kill us with asteroids, if the robots or global warming don't do it first. so we should colonize other planets, or become cyborgs.
tommorrow is UFC, Bitter Rivals. i really wanna see Tito Ortiz get the crap kicked out of him. Tito got punked by Forrest last time, but the judges gave it to him for some reason. of course the same people said that Royce Gracie wasn't intelligently defending himself, i hate the decisions in UFC a lot.
Then we have WWE, i really just watch it now to mock it. Dave Batista, this guy is clinically retarded, he can't wrestle, he can't sell moves, he can't even cut a promo, yet he has fangirls... and they had him win a fist fight with Mark Henry. i'm sorry, Mark Henry may be a suck ass wrestler, i mean super star [Thank you Joey Styles!] but he can fight. Rey Mysterio is their champ, Rey is a midget who has the stupidest finisher i've ever seen, it takes forever to set up, makes no sense phsyically, and looks stupid. also, he seems only able to leech off of Eddie Guerro's memory. Eddie never was that close to him, JBL was, and he does the triple suplex and the strut, and people boo him! how about Chavo? Eddie's nephew who he thought of as a brother, no Rey-Rey is the one Eddie would choose...
idiots.
my weeny dog is calmer now, i think shadow being a depressed little bitch made her stronger. my doggy is self dependent once again, i like it. she still cuddles with me, but she doesn't follow me everywhere like a wierd stalker. i'm happy i have my old doggy friend again.
i saw this new series, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World. and as it started i saw the six wierdest letters in the otaku venacular GAINAX...
DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!! but the first episode is damn good, leave it to GAINAX and Geneon to show me female lower nudity. i mean its EVA and Chobits, female nudity is demanded! plus Hikari is voiced by the VA that did Aisha from Outlaw Star, who was probably the first Anime Character i had a crush on. i just liked as Hikari floats in the tree the main character goes, "its a girl!" and as she floats down and we see her female bits his friend goes "yeah, its a girl alright." then a giant thing that looked like the 4th angel and something from Blue Gender. we it steals Hikari, so the main character randomly turns into a demon and beats it to near death, then as he's about to slay it he sees the look of pain in its eyes, he stops. okay at this point he and blown off its two limby-things, rand through its body, and smashed its skull several times, and he thinks not killing it is a gift? well the Angel/Blue falls off the cliff to where hikari is, and she says, with different eyes "whats that smell? you're dying, aren't you? i like that smell..." then the main character and his friend get there, and bits of the Blue/Angel are everywhere, and a splatter of its blood is on the cliff wall behind hikari. at this point i was like "what i wanna see is Lucy versus Hikari!" i don't know how Hikari killed it like that, all i know is that she talks to her other half, who kills things, and talks like Freya, so yeah, i must buy the series, cept its just started, so i'll be right on the forefront of This Ugly Yet Beautiful World viewing.
i like the promo says "from the makers of EVA and FLCL." yeah, screw Gunbuster, Kare kano, IGPX, not to mention everything Geneon made. course it is GAINAx's 20 aniversary, so i guess the get all the cred, and i know that EVA and FLCL are the two most popular GAINAX shows in america, so whatever.
must write more Absolute Power i hope you read
quotes:
no one commented last time, so i'll post it again.
Aveian: (crying out) Oh God Sora! Why are you… How can you… Oh God, stop, just stop!
Sora: (going even harder) What kind of soldier are you? (throws her body back, hair throwing sweat everywhere, her nail leaving more tracks down his chest) you can’t take a little torture? I guess I have to show you just what happens when you get captured… (Gives him even more)
Aveian: (almost hyperventilating) You are messed up in the head Sora…
Sora: (leaning in on her trapped lover) When you’re captured and tortured, the only way out is to give you captor (in his ear, her lips leaving bits of crimson on him) everything she wants…
Sora gives him so much more; Aveian goes crazy, grasping at everything, his lungs and heart going crazy.
Aveian: W-What the hell do you want from me… you crazy bitch…?
Sora: Tisk, tisk, tisk, such naughty language. First I want you to admit how weak and pathetic you are, that you are my pathetic helpless slave, and that I’m you’re seductive, irresistible master.
Aveian: And what if I don’t…
Sora gives him a reminder.
Sora: I’ll keep fucking your brains out and, (reaches into her makeup case, and produces a crimson industrial marker, removing the cap) I’ll have to show everyone just how weak you are, by branding you.
Aveian: Foxxy has done worse…
Sora: A-Cup might write “cutie,” on your arm in glitter pen. But me, I’ll write “slave,” across your forehead, “helpless,” down one arm, “weakling,” down the other. “pathetic,” across your cheek, “Sora’s powerless prisoner,” over your chest, “sex-toy,” on the front of your neck, cover your neck and chest with hickies and write “Sora’s,” on each one. I leave big ones.
Aveian: I’ll just wash it off…
Sora: This doesn’t come off for weeks, and just to be sure I’ll steal all your clothes. You need to make these soldiers respect you, kinda hard to do as a branded helpless boy-toy.
Aveian: Then I’ll get rid of that!!!
His eyes focus, then widen.
Sora: (sliding back up) You can’t focus when you feel like this. Now except my offer, or except my brands…
Aveian: I hate yo-ou-ou-ou…
Sora: Say it!
Aveian: (groans, moans) I’m your helpless… weak… pathetic… slave…
Sora: Keep going!
Aveian: Your property… your toy… yours to use how… ever you want…
Sora: AND?
Aveian: You are my owner, my master, I belong to you…
Sora: Good boy.
Aveian: Now stop…
Sora: No, now part two!
Aveian: Part two!
Sora: Yeah, I never said that was it… silly Aveian.
Aveian: What else do I do?
Sora: Well all that good, great, phenomenal sex must make you tired hungry, you should eat something.
Aveian: What?
Sora: (points to herself) This…
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beating my bleeding lifeless corpse about psychically.
Aveian: Stop posting that!
Me: [bloood from face leaving a streak down the wall] you can't kill me, i'm immortal!
Aveian: then i'll just hurt you more!
Sora: [in see-through red lace lingerie, drunk off her ass] Aveian! stop playing with him and play with me!
Aveian: [dropping me from quite a height on my face] you got lucky...
follows Sora into the bedroom [insert wild sex fantasy here]
HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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Friday, July 7, 2006
lotsa fun!
well, it appears i have disturbed several people as of late.
either with dreams involving my lover being stolen by Ben Afleck, or about my dog's sexual escapades. but really, can you expect anything else from me? i mean really, as you can all recall, i devoted an entire post to underwear, how lipstick commercials turn me on more than porn, i've sted several times that voice actor Crispin Freeman is better than Chuck Norris, i posted a semi-graphic sex scene as my quote of the day, i often quote Jonny X-Treme for no apparent reason, i call my dog weenim, i had hampsters named miroku, Sango, kagome and Koharu, i went from wanting to be a cryptozoologist to a voice actor.
I'M NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!
well today me and my dad argued a lot over his fruity little dog. he says buddy isn't orally raping shadow, he's just helpling him clean. yeah, tell that to Micheal Jackson, he was just helpling those boys clean...
my dad's dog is a bi-sexual rapest. he licks shadow's man parts, he molests Penel, he humped me, [i beat him savagely for that] he humped my aunt, he humped my brother, he humped my brother's transexual friend Jay. buddy pees on people for no reason, he peed on Weenim, he peed on me, he peed on my brother, he peed on my aunt, he peed on my brother's friend jay, he peed on andrea, he peed on my dad.
yeah, i hate buddy. he is not dog-like. i've showed him i'm stroonger, but he doesn't listen to me, because my dad always babies him he never has had the fear of god put in him, so he's a spoiled annoying brat. and my dad always gets pissed at me for repremanding buddy physically, so i tell him to keep valuing his dog over me. then i picked up weenim and went to sleep on the couch.
i drew today, after finding out o-zone is a romainian band, i had the brilliant idea to take 3 of my romainian characters, Draco, Draka, and Dracula Spitfire dancing insanely to the Numa Numa song...
well, draco and Dracula are dancing like spazzes, Draka is naked playing with her large breasts and provactivly covering her crotch area. except i'm still a crap artist, so its not all that good. i hope that the numbrer 1 fan of my story may re-draw the Numa Numa dance pic, but if not i may be getting a scanner soon, so it no matters really.
oh yeah, my brother owns two games for his x-box 360, DOA 4, and Rumble Roses XX. well you can tell he is a healthy man can you not?
i'm coming close to finishing ch.17. well by minimal standards its 115% done, but this is gonna be a longin, so who knows how far it will go...
do you guys like the random AP comments i putat the end, a close friend says everyone skips them?
is this true?
if it is i'll stop, because i waste a good 20 minutes at times coming up with good ones, so if its pointless i'll skip it.
speaking of Absolute Power read it fool!
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I"M GANNA FUCKEN KILLYOU!!!!
Out of all guys BEN AFLECK!!!!
IM GANNA KILL YOU....
It's embarrasing for the ring thing!!!!
AHHHH!
I mean out of all the guys why HIM!!!!!
....ahhhh...
*Sigh*
I was still cute how you stay with her...
BUT BEN!!!!!!
AHHHH!
I'm still ganna get you for this!!!!
-AP Comments-
Foxxy: Ben Afleck is the shit!
Kit: Dare Devil was so awesome!
Sora: Chasing Amy anyone?
Draka: Dogma!!!!!!!
Foxxy: The Christmas movie with the guy from The Sopranos!
Aveian: you are all insane...
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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