Thursday, July 6, 2006

A post that should have been called SPLOTIONS!!!!!!!!
Yeah, yesterdays post was supposed to be just a part of a post, but well my and Sean William Scott killing Ben Afleck took up too much room...

sad thing is Ben Afleck is one of my favorite actors of all time! he's so uber cool,
so i dream about shoving a sledge hammer up his ass and killing him with a shovel...
i'm crazy.

well lotsa stuff happened yesterday, well two days ago who aren't fluent in JD [inferior beings!] infact a lot happenned today, so who knows, things may be a day behind for a while.

well yesterday was my mom's b-day. she's 52. i got her a couple bails of hay, its for her bow, she doesn't want to shoot a hole in the garage, so i got her hay. i got her a long bow a while back because she wanted a bow, she wanted a compound bow, but since she always says "thats too modern," i got her a friggin long bow! yeah, and she's no kikyo, she's not even kagome when she is inexplicably a horrible archer for one episode. yeah she really sucks, of course the bow has a 50lb pull, but its her fault.

she started shooting them off, and everyone else decided to join in, my 6'3 older brother has a harder time shooting that thing off, and his vegan girlfriend, oh my dear lord, that girl shoots so weakly she's going to hit herself in the foot. they had so much fun they said they may come over and do this for fun.

then, after watching these 3 screw up, i go in there and fire off a few rounds, my bro goes "lets see the archer try." i guess i'm a archer because i used to get up at five in the mourning so my parents cound drag me to a gym full of rednecks who taught me how to shoot, i still suck, but my suck is minimalcompared to their suck.

my bro also brought his/my doggy shadow. shadow looked around for a while for Binkie, Binkie taught him to fight, she was his master, rival, and i think he tried to bang her. once he realized she wasn't there, he just went outside and wouldn't come in. Weanim [worst EVA reference EVER!] was a lot happier to have a doggy friend, but shadow was depressed. when my bro tried to bring him inside he rolled over on his back and cried.

Shadow then noticed that Nikki, my next door neighbor Corey's female doggy was outside. now shadow is a real playboy, even after he left with my bro a few years ago, we still found blood around the front gate, and my doggies never got out, i guess some girls were looking for shadow...

well he used to have sex with Nikki a lot, then Corey got another girl named casper, and shadow bedded her, well after he slept with her sister nikki hated him, so when shadow came back he tried to get some booty, and it looked like he was about to get him some, even though weanim kept barking [i replied "Penel', stop cock-blocking!"] but corey's dad frank took nikki away, so shadow got blue balled...

i feel bad for shadow, he lives with my dad's dog buddy, buddy is really gay, he licks shadow's penis a lot, like if shadow is standing getting petted, buddy'll come up and filate him, shadow will then commence trying to kill buddy. poor shadow, all he gets are guys. but i respect shadow, he will not settle for prison sex!

yeah, my brother got some chinese fire crackers, he lit a buch off a almost scared the pee out of his lover. it was funny. he launched off a bunch, and at the very loud grand finale his girlfriend, who is afraid of fireworks, was clinging to him like he was a life preserver. i looked over at him while that happened, his girl wrapped around him, cigar in his mouth, he just nods like "yeah, life's good." i really envied and respected him then.

he lit all the fireworks with his cigar, and sense the firecrackees were so crappy, we never knew if they had all gone off, so when my brother stroled out there, cigar in mouth his girl was all "no don't go! be careful!" and he just casually stroled back. so cool!

i gained the log on codes of two new sites today, in exchange for mine. we trust each other, so its all good.

Absolute Power ch.17 will be done soon!

quote:

me and my bro discussing his fruit scented cigar.

Bro: ah, peach blossom scentsation, what you smokin, "cuban." "old english, how about you?" "faggy candy fluff!" or fairy candy fluff.

me: ad in fruity "faggy fairy fruity candy fluff."

him: alliteration is see, how about fantastic

me: ever better...

together; fabulous!

me: fabulous faggy fairy fruity candy fluff!

Andrea: [my bro's love] What are you two doing?

Me: figuring out the most offensive homophobic alliteration for josh's cigar.

-AP Comments-

Aveian: cigars are for self centered egotists.

Me: thats my brother alright...

Kit: you too.

Foxxy: and you bro.

Sora: I'm a candidate too.

draco: as am i...

Me: we all are...

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

SPLOSIONS!!!!
yeah yesterday was pretty random
but hell
thats why you Peoplezez come here!

i did like you comments
just wished you'd have said something about the quotes...

oh well...

yeah, today i have crap to say!

first of all i had the wierdest dreams
they were basically a trilogy of movies
i woke up after each one

first movie: I'm riding in my dad's car, when i see a familiar face in a window of a pizza resturaunt. so i fake i have to go to the bathroom, and i go into Little cesar's. inside is the one just for me. we get all glompy, then she says knew i came this way, and was waiting for me, for a while...

so here i come out of the resturaunt, my face now shiney and pink, my clothes and hair dishevoled, pulling my love by her hand, her giggling and admiring her work. we jump into the back of my dad's car. he asks sees her and says he knows why i took so long, he ask's whats going on, and i basically just tell him that we're not going to see the fireworks anymore, i'm going to go make some. i get back to my house with my girl, we enter my room, and pick up where we left off.

next movie, i'm leading her into an apartment. i tell her that i just wanted to play around in my mom's house, being as i missed that chance before, and that i live here. i even have a roomate. we enter and see a shirtless Sean William Scott, with 5 o'clock shadow, in baggy cargo pants, smoking. she comments that i live with this guy, i tell her he is a good guy, he just hates shirts, shaving, belts and working, but he's cool to hang out with. i call him stifler, and i tell him that she's mine, so no touchy, also, get used to sleeping on the couch, because we're going to be using the room a lot, and there's no room for his bed anywhere else. he just gets a drink, scratches himself and starts playing some sort of a video game with a large joystick, i think i flight simulator. my and my lover go into our new room, which is quite accurate in looking like two single guys live there, enjoy eachothers company, and plan out our future. she saved money for art school, and has a job already, she applied before she got here, and she can cover rent and her food. i tell her i already have that all covered, and all she has to focus her time and money on is pleasure...

movie three: she says that we need time apart, that i'm too demanding and depressing, and that the fact i live with stifler, who we see in the same clothes watching porn, is kinda gay. she found this really sensitive guy at the coffee shop she works at, and he's fun, sweet, caring, and kind. we're still going to be friends, and she's sorry things didn't work out. she walks off, and i go into my room, flop down on my bed and die inside, stifler yells from the other room if he can have his bed back, i tell him he can when he gets a job, "you jobless retard fuck!"

we all meet at my moms house for a BBQ, my ex says she's going to bring her new guy, she shows up alone, and i ask where her mystery lover is. she says he's coming, he just said he had to pick a few things up, "he suprises me."

then a large suv pulls up, obviously expensive enough, but then its also tricked out.

i ask who this guy is, she replies Ben Afleck. then Ben Afleck gets out of the truck, but he isn't a movie star in this story, he's just Ben Afleck. so Ben Afleck greets us all, and takes grasp of my soul mate, and kisses her, she giggles and kisses her back. we then all stand around talking, and it seems like the two of them are really in love, but it seems for all the love Ben afleck has for my love, he has no respect, he doesn't let her do anything, and babies her. when we all sit down i ask "Ben Afleck, where'd you get all this money?" he tells me he came into it. after a while i ask what Ben Afleck's future plans are with my love, he says that he's going to pay for her life with his money, so she never has to work in her life. my love laughs and goes "Ben Afleck, you're so silly, i'm going to become an artist, and make animes, as soon as i get out of art school." Ben Afleck starts laughing and says "Art school, you can't draw. don't worry, i took all that Art School money and bought all this with it, that sure must have been one hell of a school, but you could never make it." my love looks shocked and heart broken. she goes to speak but i jump up "you spent the art school money..." i seethe. "yeah." Ben Afleck says casually. "she dreamed all her life to go there, and you just spent it..." Ben Afleck looks shocked and says 'looks like you haven't let go yet, but she picked me, not you JD." "thats it!" i say. Stifler chimes in, still with no shirt and his boxers hanging out "she spent the art school money?" he says. "yeah." i reply. "I'm shoving a sledge hammer up his ass!" Stifler exclames. "my idea exactly." i say, running down to a red Wrangler and grabbing a large, two handed sledge hammer. "Very funny guys." Ben Afleck says, infereing that we were friends for a while before i even met my/ his girl. i run up the drive with the hammer 'i'll shove it up Ben afleck's ass!" stifler shouts, crushing his plastic cup of beer in rage. "no, i'll do it!" i say, with a sadistic happiness. "HOLY SHIT! He's serious!" everyone besides me, stifler and Ben Afleck nod and go um-hmmm. Ben Afleck starts running. "i'm going to kill you Ben Afleck!" i yell. i shover the shaft of the hammer towards his ass crack, my sight in tunnel vision. but he starts to move and the shaft just hits the inside of his ass cheek. then i buckle over and my sight black for a second. "what the hell is your problem?!" Ben Aflecks says. "You ruined our lives!" i say, holding my stomach. "i just did what was best for her, she chose me afterall, i knew she's not smart enough to get anywhere in life, she didn't know what she needed, i'm just giuding her, she NEEDS me." Ben afleck says. Then he falls over, stifler stands behind him with a shovel, Ben Afleck starts bleeding heavily from the head. "You killed ben Afleck you dumb fuck!" i yell. "Oh No! are you okay?!" My love yells, and i hear feet approuching. "Great, now she feels back for him, and she's going to hate me!" i say, then i feel arms around my neck, and lips on my face. "i hope Ben afleck didn't hurt you *kiss kiss kiss* i'm so sorry, *kiss* Ben Afleck was an asshole! *kiss kiss* forgive me! *kiss* i need you *kiss* i want you *kiss kiss* take me back! *kiss kiss kiss kiss*!" she stares me in the eyes "i'm sorry i didn't see things before, you're the one for me, please tell me you feel the same wa..." my lips stop hers "Of course." i say standing up, with my hands guiding her shoulder up with me. "but how do we fix all this?" i say, looking at Ben Afleck's body. "i'll take care of that *points to Ben Afleck's corpse*." she says "but what about the art money?" i say. "did he put youi in his will?" asks Stifler. before anyone can answer i feel soft hands on mine, i look down and see my loves hands release my hand, revealing a ring on my finger. "never leave me again." the sweetest voice on eart tells me.

"you may now kiss up your cutie." a preacher says. beteween kisses my love says "i'm happy i wrote the vows." "me too." i say we run off together past stilfer, who still is dressed the same. we jump into a while limo with "Ben Alfeck," detailing crossed out on the car in several places, with "just married." painted over in electric pink. "Where to?" the chauffer asks. "the art studios we both answer."

end of the dream trilogy.

i'll end it there

and if not enough people comment, i'll re-post this...
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Tuesday, July 4, 2006

2502 visits.
02 Duo vs Asuka in an all out battle.

... i love ya Duo, but Death Scythe wasn't made for fighting EVAs, i think Heero would do it better, and even if he died, i wouldn't miss him.

anyway, the final eps of Chobits don't make me dislike the series, i just get annoyed. the last 3 eps are re-cappers. what were the thinking? "well if youu missed the entire series, here's a re-cap!" or possibly "do you enjoy watching the last DVD first, then the first second? well do we have a series format for you..." i love the series, i just think that was wierd.

on that subject, freya being called "Dark Chii," they make her sound evil. i think the entire concept of Nyuu/Lucy was based off the fact if Freya lived up to her nick name.

yes, i guess she dresses darker, and her bunny is red, not pink, but still "dark," sounds too mean. i could believe Freya was "Dark Chii," if she had torn Dragon Fly apart with her wires, or ripped Gita's arm off, but she just seemed like "Depressed Chii," or even better "Emo Chii!" i did love at the end, Freya's bunny is supposed to look sad, or asleep, or dead, i think she looks exausted, like "does no one listen to me?, yeah skip down the path with him. see ya when you're too depressed to walk like me." i liked that little picture.

yeah, i guess Area 88 just ended on demand. that was a wierd ending, oh wait, guess its not... wierd, Anime Network gave me no xnext episode preview, also, the ending was different. oh well, that ending actual fit. oh well, 14 more eps to go...

i'm watching hannity and colmes, because i like seeing how crazy the people i side with get. i have to say, when it comes to presidents, i likey Bush, but god are his other supporters wierd. Kerry gets Stewart, Colbert, Maeher, Bush gets The rush, hannity, denis miller. yeah dubya loses that war [the only one he ever lost]

i guess its good my weeny follows me, but sometimes its wierd. i love her and all, but its wierd for her to do that. she's short, i trip on her a lot.

i'm sick of people saying Mr.Bush, he's the president, i'm sorry you whiny bitches lost, but instead of doing symbolic shit, try being electable.

i know, a strange concept.

Also, catching Bin Laden IS NOT HARD, he is a 6 foot 3 man, in the middle of the desert, dragging a dyalysis machine! i'm sorry hannity, but you're an idiot.

yeah, Whoopi Goldberg vs Sean Hannity, we all lose. i seriously cannot decide which one is stupider.

Ann Coulter, another genius. i say that literally and sarcastically. i hear her talk and i'm like "damn straight! oh yeah! Go Ann... oh shit... why did you have to say THAT!?"

Good friends with Bill Maeher, my god those must be great conversations.

How the hell did Clinton become the left poster boy?

i'm sorry for the political rants, but these two are pissing me of...

"Clinton would have handled 9-11 better, he had daily terror meetings."

Yeah, and he sent Bin Laden to back to the middle east, knowing about the attacks he caused, told troops they couldn't kill him, or any of his followers. as a soldier in these battles said "he wanted us to capture the king without touching any other piece on the chess board, which is impossible." Black hawk down is the reason these jihaadies keep fighting, they think if they keep shooting, we'll run away. Clinton sent us army troops to hostile countries with unloaded guns, and food. if they were shot at, she should run away. yeah, people who understand basically combat only, and respect with fear, will leave us alone if we run away if they shoot at us.

true, Bush isn't much better, but he tries. sure we can't shoot till shot at, but we can shoot damn it!

and what the hell is up with the death count in the wars. they are soldiers, their job is to kill until they either can't kill anymore or die. i'm sorry your son died miss sheehan, but he VOLUNTEERED, he believed in this war, and you are making your fame by defaming the cause your son died for, you are essentially making your son's death meaningless. this woman is such a name dropper. but i must admit, she works hard, making her son famous so she can ride on his name.

also, mr hannity, women are free to sell themselves if they wish to. its there body, its the lonely bastard who hires them's body, let them ruin themselves. you are free to sell yourself, so back off you prude.

duct tape enthuisiest, thats me. but i don't put it on me as clothes to go outside, or make pretty pictures, yeah i likey the tapey in a different way... [must you talk about your fetishes on here you kinky insane nimrod?!]

holy shit! inner me is more sane than me!

quote:

a couple excerps from my story...

"Draka knocks on the door, a woman about her age answers it. She is practical exploding with sex appeal, with a hot face, tight stomach, nice hips, long legs, a firm ass, eyes that see right into your heart, a mouth that could kill you on give you life, hair to bind you to her forever, yet a chest like a young boy…"

and...

Aveian: W-What the hell do you want from me… you crazy bitch…?

Sora: Tisk, tisk, tisk, such naughty language. First I want you to admit how weak and pathetic you are, that you are my pathetic helpless slave, and that I’m you’re seductive, irresistible master.

Aveian: And what if I don’t…

Sora gives him a reminder.

Sora: I’ll keep fucking your brains out and, (reaches into her makeup case, and produces a crimson industrial marker, removing the cap) I’ll have to show everyone just how weak you are, by branding you.

Aveian: Foxxy has done worse…

Sora: A-Cup might write “cutie,” on your arm in glitter pen. But me, I’ll write “slave,” across your forehead, “helpless,” down one arm, “weakling,” down the other. “pathetic,” across your cheek, “Sora’s powerless prisoner,” over your chest, “sex-toy,” on the front of your neck, cover your neck and chest with hickies and write “Sora’s,” on each one. I leave big ones.

Aveian: I’ll just wash it off…

Sora: This doesn’t come off for weeks, and just to be sure I’ll steal all your clothes. You need to make these soldiers respect you, kinda hard to do as a branded helpless boy-toy.

Aveian: Then I’ll get rid of that!!!

His eyes focus, then widen.

Sora: (sliding back up) You can’t focus when you feel like this. Now except my offer, or except my brands…

Aveian: I hate yo-ou-ou-ou…

Sora: Say it!

Aveian: (groans, moans) I’m your helpless… weak… pathetic… slave…

Sora: Keep going!

Aveian: Your property… your toy… yours to use how… ever you want…

Sora: AND?

Aveian: You are my owner, my master, I belong to you…

Sora: Good boy.

Aveian: Now stop…

Sora: No, now part two!


Aveian: Part two!

Sora: Yeah, I never said that was it… silly Aveian.

Aveian: What else do I do?

Sora: Well all that good, great, phenomenal sex must make you tired hungry, you should eat something.

Aveian: What?

Sora: (points to herself) This…


-AP Comments-

Aveian: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

*chokes me with teleknesis while smashing me against the ground.*

Sora: I'm so fun!

Foxxy: I'm cuter! and i bet guys would rather have me that you!

Sora: My boobs are bigger!

Foxxy: Wow, B to A. yeah you're sure busty.

Sora: Shut up...

Kit: this has to be the wierdest post ever...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!

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Monday, July 3, 2006

All is good if you're an idiot.
yeah, and for me it is all good, and i admit to qualifing for the last part as well.


with the return of my biggest critic, i have learned that comedians, i fact, must be funny. unlike a clown though. Holy Shit! i never knew that! i think i am quite funny. i'm a ranter, and i entertain people all the time that i rant to. i'm not funny like a clown, clowns are creepy, i'm random and insane....

there is a difference.

also, clowns are the second most likely profession to carry a concealed handgun. i'm far more likely to carry one than second.

isn't that kind of disturbing, that wierd guy in face paint blowing balloon animals and generally causing you discomfort in all likelyhood is packin...

wow, new twilight zone is wierd, this guy has a haunted guitar that killed his lover, and now chases him and talks with him.

anyway, my doggy is really wierd now. she follows me everywhere, like from room to room, even the bathroom, it was kinda wierd, because you really don't need innocent eyes looking at you in the bathroom. the yips like crazy whenever she is alone, and shhe is even worse now with the fireworks. she wet herself because she was scared by the explosions, and after i got annoyed, she started licking it up. wierd little weeny.

today was a great day, i drew all day again, got up late, stayed up REALLY late yesterday, had great conversations with greater people. lotsa great TV, yeah happy days.

i got a lotta crap i hafta do, well not really have to, i mean its not as if any the crap i do is important, just stuff i wanna do. i gotta make copies of all my new pics so i have extras, i gotta stick more crap on my walls [like the obsessed fanboy i am] i just have to figure out where the go, i'm running out of room. i also got a lot of anime to catch up on.

i've missed a lot of anime lately, because i've been busy doing nothing. i watched almost no anime last week. i think i watched SuperGALS and thats it. oh yeah, one episode of Chobits also.

the last 3 episodes are so lame it seems, i realized thats another cool thing about the series, no re-cap episodes. if i had known that ep.24 was the last REAL episode i would have adjusted thusly, but seeing essentially the last episode, and believing i had another weeks worth, i watched the exceptionally average Elfen Lied, thinking three more episodes of Chobits would obliterate that lame series, but then i found out the last 3 are re-cappers. i am kinda excited by 24.5, because that seems like good. but still i'm a bit disapointed. oh well, it was still the best series i've ever seen.

i gotta buy more anime too, i need another series. i acyually know the next one i'm going to see, but i shall not speak of it until i've seen enough to be conversive about it.

now on The God Awful Twilight Zone, this dumb bitch wanted her family to be perfect, and now her family is changing into different people, and this tart is all freaked out. i wonder if this crap will end twilight zone-y. the guitar guy blew himself up to destroy the guitar, but it survived intact, and some dumbass picked it up.

FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!! [Old School Bitches!]

still nothing new in Absolute Power i may make more advancements tomorrow.

quote:

"thats the sweetest thing you ever said, well not EVER, but like this week, well actually calling me your soul mate was the sweetest, but it was still really sweet."

-anonymous

-AP Comments-

Aveian: please watch something that will help the story.

Foxxy: we really got nothing out of Chobits.

Kit: Got some Elfen Lied references.

Draco: apperaently he can cite shows he doesn't like easier.

Sora: explains all the EVA jokes...

Sylven: I fgo for the rest of this series in a plug Suit. but wait, he loved outlaw star, we do i have harry's hair?

Kit: Because your life sucks.

Foxxy: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Bitches.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, July 2, 2006

stupid random ignorance.
yeah, i know voice acting is a long shot. i know how hard it will be, hense why i feel so messed up in the head over my future.

believe me, the last person i'm trying to emulate is larry the cable guy, thats why the whole comedian to VA path seemed a bit off. but then again it may help. yeah, i know i should take damn drama, it probably would help my resume. yeah my future seems pretty crappy. but i guees spazzing will do nothing. i have a year before i can do anything at school, so i should take a year to reflect.

i'm drawing a lot more too, i hope to improve that aspect too. not that it would help me in any job i want, but i guess i could draw an anime me killing the bastards who won't hire me...

wow, i'm well adjusted. i haven't really gamed a lot recently, my poor PS2 and Game Cube are so neglected, of course the Game Cube is always neglected, because its the GAME CUBE!!!!!! oh well Carl Johnsen can wait until i'm done drawing a lot, which may be a long time.

i'll propably go to bed early tonight, i'm kinda tired. but then again maybe i will stay up.... i really don't know.

i've given up High Fructose corn Syrup mostly, it makes me sick to my stomach, i guess my internal organs don't like synthetic chemicals. apperently industrial waste doesn't sit well in my stomach.

ya know, i am really gullable. i mean i trust people too much, and i fall for most tricks. is that common, i mean is it easy to trick people usually? i'm not really complaining, i guess i don't mind it usually, but i just want to know if i am uncommonly dumb.

well i felt alone, but luckily i'm not alone anymore. i'm glad people randomly show up for me so much!

my stupid computer keeps freezing up on youtube again, the sound just goes out, even for songs or aim, but the computer still runs, and the speakers are on. its so wierd. it stopped for a while, during, you guessed it: Elfen Lied.

i guess my computer hates me, and was planning that all along. Elfen Lied can be shown for 5 hours, Numa Numa song, KH Trailers or RVB freeze up in no time, my computer is possesed.

The real Folk blues II, on of the best episodes in all of anime, i never really liked Bebop, but those good eps, all 6 of them are phenominal. make that 7, no 8, 9. well there are a couple, but not many.

i wrote no Absolute Power today, i'm getting lazy!

-quote-

believe it or not, this almost my mantra

Excel:...Real men live in shame like men, so we're putting our asses on the line one last time!

you can live by that!

-AP Comments-

Kit: that is pretty true.

Aveian: The moron has a point.

Foxxy: i was based off her!

Draco: i'm really confused.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Saturday, July 1, 2006

The future is now!? SHIT! Run away, run away!
Yeah, even the title is wierd.

so yeah, let me talk about yesterday first,
I'm glad one person got the 'finger cuffs," reference, though i wish more had, especially those who read AP and know why Sora would be in that.

Also, Oceania, when you say "poor sora...i know how she feels... o.O did i say that out loud?" do you mean finger cuffs, flashing, or being flatish? i must know! this could be a great conversation in the making.

also, in most cases i side republican, because the democrats are morons, so the other guys win by default. sadly, thats the american way. also, i like Stewart and Marher much more then Colbert. those two are much more entertaining. but i do love the truthiness!

anyway "Health Freak Josh," bought that Green Tea soda, so i should have known there would be no High Fructose Corn Syrup, and as i read, it was Cane Sugar, so i tasted like Tea and Bawls [Yeah Balls! TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!] inner-self sure likes Jonny X-Treme.

yeah, so lately i've wondered a lot about the future. see i used to see my future so clearly, i was going to be a Crypto-Zoologist, i was going to talk to drunk hicks who saw Bigfoot for a job, but then i thought about the lab work, i hate the lab work, me no likey the microscope and experiments [X-periments... TOO THE EXTREME!!!!! *breaks beaker over crotch* my testicles hurt] my inner-self is scaring me...

well anyway, i saw my career so well, but it was the other major thing, my happiness i never thought i'd find, i had no plans for that. but now i have happiness, yet my carrer future is so unclear now. i want to be a voice actor now, and since i have UNLIMITED time, i can tell you how i pulled that little decision out of my ass.

see after watching 1 or 12 shows with Chris Patton in them, in a row, i thought 'if that guy can do that, and in that many shows, why can't i?" s o thanks to him i want to be a voice actor. but my father and others close to me point out the flaw in my little plan.

there are so few VAs because the employers want there to be few, so i already have no chance. plus, nobody goes right into VA work, you have to do something else first, so i have to get into show buisness, so that i can get into a sound booth...

and then there is the "britney Spears condition." i came up with that after seeing a show on her, and realizing that she has been a singer since she was 4. she was never a nurse, or a doctor, or a teacher, just a singer. most famous people plied there trade since they were tiny. if i wanted to be a VA i should have been voice sock-puppets on "Lamb Chop" when i was 3.

i never saw a "Driven' where somebody woke up at 16, going into junior year and decided "i'm going to become (whatever they do now to be famous)." all i have left is senior year and colledge. i think its too late. i think i missed the damn bus 14 stops ago. i mean i need acting classes, and i don't wanna take fucking drama! i think i need one of thodse douche bag beetnick hippies who will teach me how to "feel like i'm bacon, to become bacon." i don't want to take drama, because well, shit, i'm going to be a VA, the lines will be infront of me, i don't have to move, if the other guys are okay with it i could show up in a french tickler and a ski mask, and it doesn't actually effect my proformance, or the quality of my work.

i could be a comedian, i wonder if comedy can lead to VA work, i mean serious, not comedy work. i don't mean Jon Steward in "Doogle." i mean serious work like i could go from a Comedy Central speacial to voicing the calm voiced bad guy.

well i guess i need to get professional help [job consouling, you sick bastards!]

or maybe i should put a poll at the top, see how things turn out.

my damn future is so screwed up, i guess the path i chose is not a clear one in many ways.

well, maybe you Peoplezez will help me. i hope you can.

i did more of Absolute Power this chapter is 75% complete.

Quote:

a card i loved.

"Do you feel about me the same way i do about you?
you do?
Pervert!!!"

i loved that.

-AP Comments-

Aveian: if you get a job, do my voice.

Me: But my Hero Crispin...

Aveian: you never did find a good voice for me, just use yours.

Kit: Yeah, like Scott Mcneil would ever do mine...

Foxxy: My voice actress will do anything!

Draco: Mine has no shame.

Kit: Mine doesn't either actually...

Sora: You sure love the voice acting whores!
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Absolute Power ch.12
Absolute Power
Mission: 12
Turning Point: Part 3 (Almost the last “part” I swear!/ A Past re-visited.)

Kit: (fangs, red eyes, claws) Zeru!!!

Zeru: Correct, but not this moron (kicks the dead guys body over the cat-walk) I Negeta Zeru am the original.

Profile:

Negeta Zeru
Height: 6’ 0”
Voice: (Muruta Azreal, Gundam SEED/ Mega-Man, Mega-man NT Warrior)
Body: Big arms, pecs and stomach, he’s in good shape, all body hair shaved off, he oils himself too and has all his nails done, also, a sprayed on tan.
Clothes: Black, tight T-shirt, clinging to his skin and showing off his muscles. Black ankle socks and red-and black Snike Springz. He also wears a platinum Glidex Watch and thin Platnum chain necklace. But most noticeable of all is his, shiny, skin tight, glittery, gold spandex pants.
Face: Perfectly cleaned pores, blinding white smile of perfect teeth. He has black eyes and short black hair, spiked and frosted, he also has his right ear pierced with a platinum ring.
Personality: Rich evil boy. He has no people skills, he’s a rich prick. He’s never been without, so has no sympathy, he will do anything to help himself, and does. He doesn’t give a crap about anyone but himself, never has and never will. He’s also a rude, tactless, pervert and womanizer.

Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?

Kit: Yeah, like a fungus! (Gun clicks; Kit turns and looks even more pissed) You! How could you?

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Foxxy: This blood, it can’t be… Sylven’s? No! It can’t be, Sylven would be hurt like this! Its impossible! I have to find Kit, I can’t take this!

Foxxy takes off down the hall towards the hangar. As she’s running, she runs into Sora.

Sora: Hey there!

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Sylven is lying on the ground, bleeding, and his heart weakly beats, the beat slows, and quiets, slows, and quiets, slows, and stops. Then, his plug suit reacts, defibrillators in the chest shock and he revives. Sylven slowly gets up, still bleeding profusely.

Sylven: (assessing his wound) I shouldn’t be alive.

Sylven notices the one, damaged sparking defibrillator.

Sylven: I guess the suit saved me, even with this level of damage.

Marane: Its quite well designed, much like you.

Marane stands a few paces behind Sylven; he looks back at Marane out of the corner of his eye.

Sylven: What are you doing here?

Marane: I may ask you the same question, or may I ask what are you still doing here? Not many people walk around with a ruptured heart.

Sylven: The life support system in this plug Suit is responsible, the pack on the back is oxygenating my blood automatically, this (looks at the plug suit) is all that’s keeping me alive.

Marane: So you give credit to your ingenuity and not my own?

Sylven: Your work is the reason I got to die, I think I need to thank you!

Sylven goes to strike him down with his whip, but collapses in pain.

Marane: (walks over to Sylven) It doesn’t matter how well it oxygenating your blood, (picks him up in the arm-over shoulder style) if it all leaves your body.

Sylven: Get off me; I don’t need your help.

Marane: Now come on now Sylven, you need my help and I need yours, we both want Negeta dead, why not work together.

Sylven: Because you’re a valueless degenerate.

Marane: What value does a dead man have?

Sylven: You have a point.

Marane: Yes, does that mean I also have an agreement?

Sylven: I never said you had that.

Marane: At least allow me to dress your wounds; I can’t have my creation dying on me.

Sylven: You didn’t create me, you ruined me.

Marane: Then allow me to fix you!

Sylven: I can see you won’t shut up unless I do.

Marane: Yes.

Sylven: Unfortunately I don’t have the strength to kill you, so I don’t think I have a choice.

Marane: Then I guess I have an agreement.

Sylven: Don’t tempt me to activate this suit’s self-destruct explosive.

Marane: Believe me, that is the last thing I need!

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Sora: Hi there Kit’s sister!

Foxxy: The name is Foxxy!

Sora: Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.

Foxxy: What do you want?

Sora: well, I saw you were done with your explosives planting, so I thought I’d escort you to the hangar to meet up with your friends. Don’t want you getting hurt now!

Foxxy: Fine, I don’t know my way around, so I need your help.

Sora: Good, it’s this way! (Sora takes off running) Come on Fox-girl!

Foxxy: Wait up!

The two of them run down the hallways, making sharp turns, Foxxy barely keeping up.

Foxxy: Why are we running?

Sora: We need to get to safety, these halls are the worst place to be when you’re out numbered, too many places we can’t see were they can hide!

Foxxy: I get it now!

Sora: Knew you would!

Foxxy: So, why’d you switch sides? You were an enemy before right?

Sora: For Aveian, sorry for shooting you down?

Foxxy: For what?

Sora: Never mind. (thinking) she must not remember what happens in that Gundam. (out loud) There’s the hangar up ahead.

Negeta: So Kit, did you miss me?

Kit: Like a fungus.

A gun cocks, Kit turns his head.

Kit: You! How could you, Sora?!

Sora stands with her gun to Foxxy’s head.

Sora: Just conducting business!

At that moment Allenby runs in.

Negeta: Good, everyone’s here, we can begin.

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Allenby is walking through a very low basement in the Base, setting explosives.

Allenby: If I blow out these lower levels too, the place will collapse down too.

As she’s going forward, something catches her eye.

Allenby: (In awe) What the… What the hell is this?

Before her is a Gundam, its hands are nailed to a huge red cross, and its face is covered and its chest pierced with something. Then it speaks.

Gundam: Allenby!
As it speaks, its mouth moves, it has a a mouth, teeth, a tongue, a human mouth.

Gundam: Allenby!!!!

It tries to move forward, but its arms are holding it back, blood runs down the wall from the nails.

Allenby: I’m getting out of here!

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Kit: Sora, how could you betray us?

Sora: Just business Kit, don’t be too angry! (Blows him a kiss)

Kit: (growls) Sora! I should have killed you when I had the chance.

Aveian: (draws his gun) Stop it Kit, even try it and I’ll kill you.

Kit: Like I fear death.

Aveian: (talking with a cigarette in mouth) Fine then (aims towards Allenby) then I’ll kill her instead.

Kit: (snarls) Why are you doing this Aveian?

Aveian: Because I’m in love with her, so I’ll support her no matter what she does. Even kill my best friend.

Negeta: As much as I’m enjoying this, I must say I have something a bit more entertaining. Lets see if Ms. Beardsly and Mr. Spitfire are so willing to help you my dear Kit, after they know your past!

Kit: (exploding with rage) I’LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND ZERU!!!!

Sora: (gun clinks) I don’t think so!

Foxxy: Sylven will never stand for this, he’ll save me and kill you!

Negeta: Sylven is already dead!

The news hits Foxxy like a cannon shot, she breaks instantly

Foxxy: (weak, tiny voice) Dead? Sylven NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Negeta: Yes, Sylven IS dead, and my dear employee Ra here killed him.

Ra steps forward he holds his gear and clothes over his right shoulder, his weapon in his left.

Ra: Hello people!

Foxxy: You! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!

Sora: I don’t see that happening!

Voice: Allow me to do that.

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Marane drags Sylven into a medic station, and sits him on a table.

Marane: Aaah, (sets down Sylven) This seems an appropriate place to rest, eh Sylven?

Sylven: Just do your work already, this isn’t an alliance out of friendship.

Marane: (examining the wound through the hole in the plug suit) Awww, that’s not very nice, and here I thought you were growing to like me!

Sylven: Shut up!

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Kit: Sarin?!

Sarin step forward from an entrance.

Sarin: I came here to fight, so allow me to fight him (points to Ra)

Ra: Wow, for once my opponent is requesting a job! I’d be happy to take it! And it’ll be one the house! (Jumps off the cat-walk to face Sarin)

Negeta: Where are you going?! Get up here and guard me!

Ra: He is your enemy, just think of this as a preemptive strike!

Negeta: Fine then, now let me begin my tale.

Kit: Its my Tale! I’ll tell it!

Negeta: Be my guest; just expect my commentary at regular points.
Kit: It wouldn’t be hell without it!

The flash-back woosh happens and we see Kit, Foxxy and Aveian as children, they’re inside a military base Foxxy and Kit are little kids, Aveian looks almost a teenager.

(Negeta:) It all began while Kit and his sister and friend were little children, and what cute children they were…

(Kit:) I said I’d tell it! Back off asshole!

(Negeta:) I was only helping!

(Kit:) We were still small when the began experimenting on us, we were forced to be test subjects by the scientists at the base, we were made into weapons.

(Negeta:) And what good weapons, sharp and deadly…

(Kit:) BUTT OUT!!!!

(Negeta:) Screw you.

We see the little versions being forced into large glass chambers.

Kit: Back off asshole! No one is touching my sister!

Foxxy is cowering behind Kit.

Foxxy: (voice shaking) Big Brother… I’m scared!

Aveian Stands beside Kit, guarding a tiny Foxxy.

Aveian: They already got to her, we have to make sure they don’t get to her again, or us!

Male scientist: You can’t stop us!

Female scientist: There’s no point in resisting, just give in.

Male Scientist: Now (reaches forward) just get in the chambers and…

Aveian: I said get back!

Aveian nails the male scientist in the mouth with a hard right, knocking him to his side on the ground sitting up.

Male Scientist: (wiping blood from his busted lip) You little bastard (winces in pain)

Kit has jump kicked him in the balls.

(Negeta:) They were great fighters, even back then…

Kit and Aveian pummel the fallen scientist, but then he rises.

(Negeta:) But not even they could overcome their sizes…

The male scientist knocks Kit away then picks up Aveian and double arm strangles him.

Male Scientist: You still planning on fighting me?

(Kit:) But we never gave in!

Aveian: (gasping, but still defiant and strong, fingers held high) Fuck… You! (Spits)

Male Scientist: You little shit! (Kit goes to attack, but the scientist knocks him out of the air) Be gone!

The male scientist throws Aveian into one chamber. He picks up Kit off the ground, who’s coughing and is bleeding from the mouth.

Male scientist: Did I hurt you’re little organs? TOO BAD!!

He picks him up and spikes him like a volley ball into the chamber, we hear a loud cracking sound.

(Kit:) Several broken ribs, internal bleeding, even that wouldn’t stop me from protecting my sister.

Female Scientist: Now come here little Foxxy!

Kit: {one eye closed, the other half open, weak voice, crawls from the chamber) Sis…

Kit screams in pain as the make scientist step on his hand, breaking it.

Foxxy: Big Bro! (Screams)

Female Scientist: (holding Foxxy with a hand under each of her arm-pits) Gotcha!

Foxxy sinks her teeth, including enhanced canines, into the scientist’s hand, blood streams down.

(Kit:) Even back then we fought hard.

(Negeta:) To no avail…
The female scientist throws Foxxy in the last chamber, the Male scientist kicks Kit back into his, Aveian’s is already closed and flooded. As the doors close Kit and Foxxy look towards each other and try to reach. Foxxy reaches for her brother.

Foxxy: Big Brother…

Foxxy’s chamber floods, he immediately passes out and floats unconscious, Kit watches.

Kit: Sis Noooooo…

Kit’s floods and everything goes black.

(Kit:) The last thing I saw before passing out (scared Foxxy, calling for him, then lifeless) I’ll never forget, and NEVER forgive!

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Sylven: What are you doing now?!

Marane: That plug suit won’t do, it can’t sustain your life at 100%, in fact 50 may even be generous, yes to make you worth while I think I’m going to have to do some real reconstructive work!

Sylven: How do I know you’re not planning on killing me?

Marane: Please, you’re my only hope at a prolonged life; I’m not going to jeopardize it.

Sylven: That gives me little assurance.

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Ra: So you going to start, or me?

Sarin lunges at Ra’s face, Ra jumps back Sarin takes flight and rises up, Ra jumps back into a stance.

Ra: I must admit, I never fought ANYONE with a body type like yours, this will be interesting!

Ra launches back up and jabs with his spear, Sarin deflects it with one hand and swings with the other. Ra drops faster and Sarin’s claw strikes through his hair clipping some off. Ra tries to strike again, but Sarin catches it and throws him towards the wall.

Sarin: You can never beat me.

Ra hits the wall in a 3-point stance, then jumps off the wall towards the ground.
Sarin: In battle the first rule is never let your opponent get the high ground.

Ra hits the ground, does a front flip and lands back in stance.

Sarin: I already start this battle with an advantage.

Ra jumps back up, jabs, Sarin deflects, he swings, so Sarin catches it, Ra swings with the staff, Sarin catches that too.

Sarin: Also, your tactics are lack-luster.

Ra: Oh yeah?

Ra swings on the pole and drop kicks Sarin towards the ground.

Ra: Looks like I have the advantage now!

Sarin is sent towards the ground at high speed, he hits the ground, Ra isn’t far behind, bringing his spear down. At the last second Sarin flips back out of the way.

Sarin: That was pretty good.

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(Kit:) I’ll never forgive them for what they did to me!

(Negeta:) So they augmented you, all they did was make you better, why be so angry?

(Kit:) Those bastards tried to use us as weapons! I made sure they paid for that.

(Negeta:) Oh, so you’re going to admit to this? Well, I have no objections! Please, go on.

(Kit:) I don’t need your permission! (back to flashback, we see slightly older versions of our trio) From that moment we had new powers, powers we never asked for, never wanted.

(Negeta:) We created the perfect weapons, those 3 were the perfect arsenal…

(Kit:) we immediately started training, to turn these powers against they’re creators, we trained to get stronger, sharpening our already inhuman senses and bodies. The whole time making them think we were working for them. We trained until our eyes picked up the slightest movement, till our ears heard the tiniest breath!

(Negeta:) You betrayed us, after we made you…

(Kit:) we knew we were surrounded by enemies, that was obvious, we learned to sense danger, unfortunately sensing doesn’t mean stopping…

We see a little Kit on the ground, bruised and bloody, a larger soldier standing over him with his boot on his head.

Soldier: See you little shit, that’s what you get you abomination! Now its time for me to exercise this demon!

The soldier lifts his foot and drops it, but it doesn’t go down far. He looks down and sees a transformed Kit holding up his foot with one hand.

Kit: (snarling) Sorry, but I’m not going to die yet!

Kit throws the guys leg off him, the guy falls back but lands well.

Soldier: You evil little Satanic creation, I’ll destroy you later.

The guy walks off, Kit changes back, and then passes out.

(Kit:) We fought with all we could, (Aveian walks up to Kit’s body) and were always there for each other (And carries him off to safety)…

Kit starts to wake up, the first thing he sees is his little sister huge doe eyes and bright face.

Foxxy: (Bubbly and happy) You’re okay big brother!

Foxxy catches him in a big hug around the neck as he slowly sits up, pressing her cheek to his, she squeezes him tight, all happy and jumpy, then gives him a big loud kiss on the cheek.

Kit: (laughing, trying to pry her off) I get it, your happy to see me! I love you too sis!

Foxxy gets back, looking at him all cute, Kit immediately notices something.

Kit: are you wearing colored gloss sis?

Foxxy’s Gloss has a slight pink tint.

Foxxy: I think it makes me look cute, you too! (big smile, eyes closed, giggle)

Kit: You suck!

Kit rubs his cheek, the looks in the Foxxy’s compact, the kiss is still there, all pink and shiny.
Kit: (frustrated) It won’t come off!

Foxxy: I guess you have to keep it then, looks like branded you. It makes you look so cute!

Kit: You will die!

Kit tackles her to the ground.

Kit: Now I will make you pay!

Foxxy: (cocky, yet cute) Oh yeah!?

Foxxy sits up and kisses him all over his face leaving tons of marks.

Aveian stands in the corner watching, in contempt.

Aveian: If you two are done playing .Hack Twilight we have business.

Foxxy: Awwww, and I was having fun! Oh well, I already won. Kit looks soooo adorable!

(Allenby:) That’s so cute!

Pan back to now.

Allenby: Foxxy, were you always like that?

Foxxy: of course! I love my big bro, so I’m affectionate with him, its not like I like him, I’m just doing it because I love him, he’s my bro. I have to be sweet to him.

Kit: (arms crossed, eyes half shut, glaring at her) you just like humiliating me.

Foxxy: that too! But you know I love you!

Kit: I know.

Negeta: Enough of this, as much as I like this family bonding, and hearing about Foxxy’s affection, I insist we keep the story going.

(Back to the flash-back)

Aveian: You really need to learn not to pick fights with every enemy you come across, its not good strategy.

Kit: (futilely trying to clean his face) I was just testing my strength, how are we supposed to cause a revolution if we don’t know when we’re strong enough to fight?

Aveian: There will be no revolution if you die or the enemy realizes you’re planning one before we can strike. You can’t even defeat your little sister, let alone Zeru!

Foxxy: (hugging Kit from her knees and behind, stretched as far up as possible, resting her chin on his head) Big Bro is just too soft towards his little sis! He could never hurt me, so I have him beat every time!

Kit: You’re lucky I love you so much.

Foxxy: I know, and I’m going to exploit it till the end.

Aveian: Just try to focus the sibling love into strength, train to protect each other, we have to get ready. We can’t hide for ever.

(Aveian:) Those two were always a little too close, if you didn’t know them. They’d always sleep together.

We see Kit and Foxxy asleep( on their bed, Kit holding his little sis softly, his face still showing her work from that day, Foxxy has her hands on his wrist, in a cute little attempt to hold him back, her hands so small compared to his arm, even though she’s almost his height.

(Aveian:) I think some people would think its wrong. But they are all they had, the loved each other, I knew them since they were almost babies, they were always that way. If I hadn’t been so cold I know I would have shared the same fate. I think it was those bonds that gave us the strength to continue. (We go back to seeing Aveian now, he drops his gun down) Kit, I’m going to fight Ra now, I’m asking, not commanding you to not kill Sora, I love her, and trust her, let her live. And protect her if I don’t come back.

Kit: (a voice drenched with respect for his suriget big brother and father) Right, I will.

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Sarin: (standing back up) You’re pretty good. Its obvious I misjudged you. I have no hope of victory, so I will retreat for now.

Ra: Fine, it’s not like I’m getting paid anyway.

Sarin: I don’t see that as mercy, but I’ll accept it none the less.

Aveian: I will not run away. If you have the courage, try and defeat me Mercenary.

Ra: all these challengers, I guess another weakling to defeat isn’t that bad.
Aveian: Then try to take on me.

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Negeta: Well Kit, are you going to finish the story or me?

Kit: I’ll do it! I already stated so I may as well finish. (Kit looks at Sora) Be happy he loves you so much Sora, Aveian saved your life again!

Sora gulps hard and seems deep in thought.

Kit: Our bond was unbreakable, this made us strong, we knew with our mutual love came the ability to overcome adversity.

Negeta: You act all superior, like you’re the good guys, and did everything right and for good reasons, but the fact remains you betrayed us!

Kit: Betrayed!!!? Overthrowing tyranny and breaking free of the chains of your oppressors, can that actually be called betrayal?!

Negeta: We gave you a home, education, training, weapons and lives, how can you claim mistreatment?!

Kit: Of course you did that, you only did it because you needed us. You were just maintaining your weapons, at that is no charity. And the education, that was no gift either.

Again with the flash backs.

(Kit:) School, there’s a place you know I enjoyed!

(Negeta:) its only because you’re a complete idiot you hated that top of the line school.

Both Kits: Fellatio Cunnalingus High School.

Aveian: Home of…

Foxxy: The Crabby Beavers.

They all start laughing uncontrollably.

(Negeta:) Then again how would an idiot graduate early, of course your two year younger sister graduated the same year as you?

(Kit:) It was too easy

We see Kit, while taking a test, studying the teacher’s hand movements carefully.

(Kit:) I just watched what the teachers put down on they’re answer keys, then wrote that down. But even with that annoyance of work out of the way it still wasn’t any fun.

Kit sits in a classroom, Foxxy in the seat next to him. Both are sweating, hair matted, tongues out. Kit is in his T-shirt, while Foxxy is in the under tank-top she wears over her bra.

Foxxy: (Whiny) It’s hot!

Kit: (Exhausted) I know.

Random student: At least we have the window.

In the corner is a girl in a little strapless, low cut halter top and nylon short shorts shivering.

Girl: I’m cold!

The teacher shuts the window. Kit and Foxxy slump on their desks, a ton of students groan.

Kit: I don’t wanna die here!

(Kit:) Then there were the fights. I was always fighting. Its my life story. Fighting over my big mouth…

7 ft. Black Guy: (standing over Kit) I bet if a slapped you like a bitch you’d say you was talking too loud!

Kit: (layed back in his desk, feet up, hand behind his head, eyes closed, he opens them and looks over at the black guy out of the corner oh his eyes) Nope, the rest of the world is just too quiet.

The black guy reaches back and slaps him hard.

7ft. Black Guy: I BET IF I SLAPPED YOU LIKE A BITCH YOU WOULD SAY YOU WAS TOO LOUD!!!!

Kit, in turning around, lunges forward and punches him in the stomach, then grabs the back of his head and drives him face first into his knee, Kit the kicks that leg forward sending the guy flying.

Kit: Don’t worry, the world just got quieter.

(Kit:) Fighting for my pride…

Playing hockey on foot another player hits him in the hand with his stick.

Teen-ager: This is how we roll on my court bi-atch!

Kit: Moron! You dare fight in armed combat against me!?

Kit grabs another hockey stick, with the left he stops the teen-ager’s stick, then strikes him in the ribs with the right, flips it around and hits him with the top of the stick in the stomach, the guy collapses.

Kit: Idiot.

(Kit:) But mostly I fought for those I loved.

Foxxy is at her locker when a large football player, complete with letter jacket, approaches her, she turns to face him.

Jock: Hey there girl, I saw your moves in gym, I like the tough girls. (Stands right up to her chest) they’re more fun to break in, so let’s go.

Foxxy: No thanks.

Foxxy goes to walk away, but he pins her one wrist to the locker with one of his frying pan sized hands.

Jock: I wasn’t giving you a choice!

(Kit:) I always fought for Foxxy, even though I knew she could handle herself.

Kit: Get off her!

Kit runs up and drop kicks him in the ribs then legs sweeps him with his extended leg, taking the big guy down. Kit climbs on his chest ready to bust the guys face.

Kit: NEVER touch my little sis!

Foxxy: Big Bro.

Kit smiles at her, until a tree limb, or a jock limb shoots up, clutching his neck, the guy sits, then stands up with out even letting Kit out of the air.

(Kit:) I even transformed for the first time for her.

Jock: You shouldn’t have done that, see I was being nice, even if your sister is a tease, but now, after I beat your ass, I’ll tap hers!

Foxxy: Kit! No!

Jock: You’re next! What!? What the hell?

Kit: (face down, eyes in shadow, speaking under his breath) I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I’LL KILL YOU!!!

Kit raises his head to show his demon eyes, he brings a clawed hand down, breaking the Jock’s arm off, clear off at the mid-forearm, it flips through the air. He screams in pain, Kit dives and grabs the Jock’s neck with the other; he thrusts him into a locker, almost collapsing a door. He grips the Jock’s neck staring him in the eyes.

Kit: You shouldn’t have provoked me foxes are very vicious when we’re angry; now, I’m going to make you pay for your mistake.

Kit digs his nails in and blood streams down the Jock’s neck.

Foxxy: That’s enough!

Kit: No! He’s going to pay!

Foxxy: Stop it Kit!

Kit: I’ll kill you…

Foxxy grabs him in a big, loving hug.

Kit: Get off me!

Foxxy: (tears rolling down her face, but she forces her usual bubbly cute confidence) No way! Not till you calm down big bro! and I can keep hugging you for a long time! There’s no way you can resist my cute charm and sisterly love for long.

Kit: I said get off! (Kit slumps over panting, his voice sounding softer)

He pushes her off, she falls on her ass.

Foxxy: Oooooow! (Starts crying)

Kit’s eyes starts to get soft, his fangs recede, his claws dull and shrink.

Kit: (really concerned) Sis… don’t cry!

Foxxy: But you… you said you were gonna kill me!!! (sobs loudly)

Kit walks over and pats her on the back and gives her a loose hug.

Kit: Please cheer up sis!

Foxxy looks up at Kit, her eyes are dried and she has a mischievous look on her face.

Foxxy: Gotcha!

Kit wraps Kit in a big loving hug and kisses him on the cheeks a few times.

Foxxy: (uber-excited) I’m so happy you’re back! I missed you!

Kit: You just can’t help torturing me can you?

Foxxy: Nope! Because its fun and you’re so easy! Besides, we our foxes, tricks are our style.

Kit: Yes, but if you keep doing things like that in public people will get ideas!

Foxxy: (thinks for a while) You’re right… Ew! That’s just wrong!

Kit stands up as Foxxy lets go and pulls her up by her hands.

Kit: Lets get out of here sis!

Foxxy: Right away big bro!

(Kit:) I always gave up everything for what I cared about.

(Negeta:) Oh, mister protector, mister brotherly love, yeah from what you’ve done to me I know you care about allies and family! Why don’t you tell them about the grand rebellion? Tell them or I will, traitor!

(Kit:) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC GOD-COMPLEXED MORON!!!! I’ll tell my story, I’ll tell them why I can and could trust no one and had nightmares for years.

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Aveian: I have no respect for someone who would lower themselves to the point to serve one like Negeta.

Ra: then let me do this, I fight you as your opponent by choice, not by contract. If you try to kill that pathetic shit-ball Zeru I won’t stop you.

Aveian: In that case, I want to give you a good fight!

Aveian pulls out his gun, he fires 3 shots at Ra’s head, Ra quick dodges and closes the gap. Aveian engages Ra in close range combat with back hands, axe and crescent kicks, and pistol whips. Ra dodges and blocks with his forearm and spear.

Ra: I thought it would be easier to fight up close!

Aveian: Amateur mistake!

Aveian knocks his spear away with his foot and puts his gun to Ra’s head, then fires. Ra lets go of his spear and drops back to dodge the shots, he kicks the gun out of Aveian’s hand and turns in mid-air and fires at Aveian, then throws a grenade at him, smoke covers the battlefield.

Ra: Sorry I had to resort to that, but I had no choice, you died having my respect. What the hell?

Aveian stands, as the smoke clears Aveian stands with his hand out stretched, 3 bullets spin in mid-air in place before his hand.

Ra: What the hell are you?

Aveian: You shouldn’t have your guard down.

Aveian shoots a wave of energy at Ra, the bullets fall out of the sky, Ra goes flying back into the wall, and Aveian’s gun falls right into his hands and Aveian fires a shot through Ra’s thigh. Ra falls onto the ground bleeding.

Aveian: Weakling moron and this guy beat Sylven?

Allenby: How’d you do that?

Kit: when me and sis got experimented on, it changed our bodies, Aveian’s changed his mind.

Aveian: I have Psychokinetic powers. As well as the same immunity to all poisons like Kit and Foxxy.

Kit: Drink all day, never get drunk…

Foxxy: Or liver disease!

Aveian: Smoke all my life, never get cancer, and can out-last an Olympian.

Kit: It was thanks to these abilities we even got this far.

(Ah, another flashback)

Kit, Aveian, Foxxy stand on a stage looking down on a small faction of soldiers.

Aveian: All of you here, you stand for the new age of this land! We have come together to overcome the oppression of the old regime!

Foxxy: It’s a revolution!

Kit: And you, fellow freedom fighters, shall be the builders of our new future!

A blonde hair soldier walks forward.

Soldier: What’s the reason for this revolution Kit? Did you just get sick of Zeru’s oppression?

Kit: If I was fighting for myself I wouldn’t be asking all you to risk your lives. I’m fighting for those I care about, so that my sister can be safe, and yes so that all three of us can live in peace without being used as weapons.

Soldier: A brutally honest man who’s fighting for those he wants to protect, I can fight along side a man like that.

Black soldier: I’m with you dog!

Kit: Good, we’re going to need all the help we can get.

Foxxy: Now lets get ready, we strike tonight!


Aveian: Dismissed!

(Kit:) This was the worst night of my life. it is when I lost, no who am I kidding, when Foxxy lost her innocence, I lost mine a long time ago.

(Foxxy:) I’d rather be your impure comrade, then your innocent little liability, I mean sister. Besides, do you really think you could have done it without me?

(Kit:) No. I needed you.

(Foxxy:) Damn straight!

We see them, at night, dressing in all black, arming themselves with various military toys.

Kit: Hey sis, can you do something for me?

Foxxy: (runs over and lightly hugs him) Anything big bro!

Kit: (points to his right cheek) Give me a nice big wet one right there!

Foxxy: But I’m wearing my adorable glittery pink gloss, I’ll leave a mark, and always get…
Kit puts a gloved finger to her lips

Kit: I just want a little reminder of what I’m fighting for.

Foxxy: (tears budding in the corners of her eyes) Big bro… that’s so… sweet! You’re the best! Now you’re really getting it!

Foxxy, grabs her brothers neck and gives him a loud, long, love filled hug/kiss on the cheek. She goes in for another…

Kit: Ones enough.

Foxxy: Meanie!

She grabs his wrist and pulls his sleeve up, then reaches into her pocket.

Kit: No.

Foxxy: Please!

Kit: Nope.

Foxxy: Too bad!

Foxxy quick scribbles all over Kit’s arm, when he looks down he sees in glittery pink bubble letters “Foxxy’s love for her cutest big-brother” with pink hearts all around it.

Foxxy: It looks cute! Just like you!

Kit: You’re lucky I love you!

Foxxy: Which basically means I can get away with anything! (winks)

Kit: You know you should really stop acting so stupid all the time!

Foxxy: (pouts, big puppy dog eyes) I’m sorry…

Kit: But not right now, because this is the sweetest thing anyone ever did for me (Kit hugs her to him) thank you so much, I love it.

Foxxy: No prob bro!

Kit: Good, now lets start us a revolution!

(Kit:) We moved out at night, we caught most of the soldiers asleep or off guard.

Members of Kit’s revolutionaries rush in and fire into the rooms of sleeping soldiers.

(Kit:) We attacked everywhere at once, we were lucky the sneak attack worked, or else none of us would have survived.

Soldiers run down a hall-way around from the bend jumps out the blonde haired soldier, wielding duel gold-gilded revolvers, he fires, the bullets exiting at putting huge craters in the wall.

The black soldier runs down a hall throwing remote mines into each room, then ducking behind shelter, detonates them wiping out several divisions of troops.

Aveian fires at the soldiers taking them out with bursts of bullets and psycho kinesis, he runs past their bodies into a room.

Aveian: Prepare to die old man.

Marane: Now please Aveian, is that really anyway to speak to your creator?

Aveian: I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.

Marane: Don’t you think I’m more valuable alive? I can create more weapons, to help in your revolution.

Aveian: Sorry, (cocks gun) but that’d just be the first beat again in the Endless waltz.

As he’s about to fire several soldiers run down the hall and fire on him, he stops their bullets then picks them off. As he turns back around Marane is gone.

Aveian: So he got away.

Kit is running down a hallway, his sword in his left hand, a combat shotgun in the left; he cuts down then blows away several soldiers. Kit reaches a door then shoulder blocks it down. He peers inside, he drops his weapons and his hands clutch, he snarls.

Male scientist: Hi Kit!

Female scientist: Good to see you!

Kit: (snarls) I’ll tear you apart!

Kit lunges forward, the guy tries to draw a gun, but Kit cuts through him in a second, he turns to the female, he grabs her by the head and swings his arm breaking her neck and tossing her out the window.

Kit: I gained my revenge, almost!
Foxxy, after defeating several soldiers with her dagger and bare nails, busts into the biggest room. A rich, large older man sits in the desk looking at Foxxy.

Rich Man: Well well Foxxy, come to kill me?

Foxxy: You bastard, I’ll paint this room crimson with your entrails!

Foxxy rushes at him, but he pulls a gun on her, shooting her in the shoulder.

Rich Man: Too bad Foxxy, you thought you could take me out alone, and this time your big brother and Aveian aren’t here to protect you. Game over. (aims gun)

Gunshot, The man’s gun flies out of his hand.

Aveian: (steps in, gun drawn) Wrong again Zeru.

Zeru: So you are here.

Kit steps in.

Kit: Don’t forget about me!

Zeru: (looks at Kit’s face) Awwww, looks like you lost to Foxxy again. You came just in time to see her lose to me, (mocking Foxxy’s voice) “Cutest big brother!”

Kit sees the puddle of blood, Zeru aims his gun. Kit unsheathes his sword, reaches back and throws it, the sword goes through Zeru’s wrist and pins his arm to the wall.

Kit: Primeon, you’re going to pay for your sins. This (points to right cheek) is my love! And this (points at his left) is my past and all my pain!

Aveian walks up to Primeon, who’s struggling to get free, he puts his gun to Primeon’s head.

Aveian: Primeon Zeru, in this act I am executing the will of the people.

Primeon: Please! Let me live I promise I will…

Aveian gives Primeon a firearm brainectomy.

(Kit:) With that we were finally free.

(Negeta:) You killed my father, and on the night you did it I was hiding in the closet, I escaped after that, I never got a chance to give my father a proper burial.

(Kit:) We were freeing ourselves and others from the oppression your father. We were protecting ourselves.

(Negeta:) You killed my father because you were too weak to take a little pain, so you killed my family! You call that justice!? Time to return the favor, Sora.

(return to our time)

Sora: Ready.

Sora flinches a second, the goes to pull the trigger.

Foxxy: Sorry Sora.

Foxxy Reaches up and grabs the gun, then turns Sora’s arm behind her back, she hits her in the neck knocking her down on the ground defeated and unarmed.

Foxxy: she’ll be fine Aveian! (Giggles) I wouldn’t kill your girlfriend!

Aveian: Thank you. Unfortunately for you Negeta, you will not be leaving here alive.

Negeta: What is going on! How is this going so wrong!?

Draco: I will relish this moment!

Kit: (Demon) Me too!

Negeta: I refuse to die here!

Negeta runs of down the hall behind him. Sora jumps up and follows.

Sora: Wait for me!

Kit: Get back here!

A Gundams hand goes through the wall. Angelic Gundam stands above looking down on them.

Negeta: My base! How dare you!

Domon: Shut up! I no longer work for you, we’re only here to destroy Kit, if you die, or your entire life gets destroyed, oh well, you killed the person we had a deal with.

Negeta: Damn you!

Kit: I’ll deal with you later!

Kit runs up the leg of his Gundam and boards it. Aveian’s face pops up on the vid-screen.

Aveian: Remember the left arm is weak, so take it easy on it.

Kit: At this point, I’m just going to come back alive!

BlackStar and Drake Gundam come on as well.

Kit: Guys?

Aveian: There are two other Gundams.

Draco: So we’re going to assist in your battle.

Kit: Thanks!

The three Mobile Suits rise from the hangar.

Draco: I’ll take the big one.

Aveian: That leaves the knight to me.

Kit: Sounds good!

Argo: (Furious and weeping) NATASHA DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Argo in Screw rushes forward.

Draco: DRAKE!!!

Argo jumps clear over the blast and swings laterally with a drill, Draco holds up his sword, but Draco throws him to the side, sending him rolling across the ground.

George launches a ton of bits around BlackStar.

Aveian: Idiot.

Aveian launches missiles, on meets exactly with each bit head on, and then sends three at Rose Gundam. They hit dead on. Aveian Relaxes, then out of the smoke Rose lunges at him blades swinging, cape damaged.

Kit: (calm, determined, ready) Domon, I will make you pay for what you’re put me through.

Domon: You will pay for stealing my woman!

The Two of them charge each other, Kit deploys the sword on the MX left arm, and Domon meets with a sword of his own. Kit forces forward with his sword, but Domon forces him back. Kit raises his Hyper-Beam Rifle and fires several shots, most miss, one hits him and nicks his left shoulder.

Domon: CANON!!!!!!!

Domon fires the shoulder Canon cannons, Kit rolls hard to avoid, the beams keep going and take out several warring suits behind them.

Kit: This is going to be challenging.

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Sylven: Why is this taking so long?

Marane: with the state you’re in, this isn’t repair its reconstruction, I’m basically having to build I new body inside yours. But it will be done very soon.

Sylven: Good, because I need use of it.

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Draco: So we meet again.

Argo: NATASHA DEAD!!!! ARGO SMASH!!!!!

Argo rushes towards Draco, he swings wildly, Draco knocks the blows away with expert sword work. Argo goes for a thrust and Draco jumps back, Argo immediately fires Screw Missiles at Drake Gundam, Draco fires the flamethrowers and neutralizes the explosives.

Draco: Stalemate.

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George comes bursting through the explosion, he swings at Aveian who flies back, and then from behind two beams hit Cape Gundam, from Aveian’s extended claws. Cape Gundam hits the ground hard; Aveian launches a ton of missiles down on the grounded Mobile Suit. George gets up and jumps back, some of the missiles hit the ground, and others curve up to strike Cape Gundam. George deploys bits which attack the missiles, these are quickly destroyed by missiles and Claw beams. The remaining missiles hit Cape Gundam in its cape-shield shattering them to pieces.

George: I won’t lose, I WON’T LOSE YET!!!!!

George rushes BlackStar.

Aveian: You never learn.

Aveian fires the right claw out and George slices it away with the left sword, then Aveian strikes with the left, tearing the left arm off Cape Gundam.

George: I WILL NOT LOSE!!!!!

George runs up, through beams and missiles and drives his sword into BlackStar’s left shoulder; Aveian fires the particle beam cannon and blows the lower half of Cape Gundam off. The sword goes out and Cape’s remaining body hits the ground.

Aveian: (lights up) You lose.

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Argo: ARGO NO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Argo rushes Draco swinging with the drills again, Draco deflects and deflects, Argo then goes for a right thrust, Draco brings the sword around and cuts the front of the drill off, then brings it back around and cuts the left arm off at the elbow.

Argo: ARGO NO GIVE UP!!!

Argo fires what’s left of the right drill at Draco, stops it with the Buster Shield, sparks fly between the two projectiles. Draco throws his sword, which flies straight through Argo’s mid section cutting off the left leg and disconnecting the right, he runs up to point blank, reels back and…

Draco: DRAKE!!!!!

…Fires a Drake at point blank wasting Screw Gundam.

Draco: Weakling.

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Kit rolls his Suit across the ground to avoid another Canon shot. As he rolls Domon opens fire with the head vulcans, Kit rolls up onto his knees and takes off running, Kit fires with the Hyper-Beam Rifle at Domon, the shots hit doing some damage, then several Vulcan bullets go into Kit’s Rifle, which Kit quickly ditches before it explodes.

Kit: Time to finish this!

Kit rushes at Domon, their swords meet, and clash several times, Kit gashes Angelic Gundam’s chest, Domon thrusts his sword through Kit’s Gundam’s left shoulder, both jump back, then charge. Domon brings the sword into Kit’s Gundam’s shoulder again, Kit drives the MX’s Beam Sword into angelic Gundam’s Right side he then grabs the right forearm of angelic with his right glowing hand and crushes it., the left arm breaks off in his chest and Domon drops the sword, the end of his right arm being sparking crumbled metal.

Kit: Perfect.

Domon: CANON!!!

The beams pass through Kit’s Gundam’s upper body, all sensors go out and all main systems are severely damaged, the whole thing shuts down, the Suit slams into the ground.

Kit: Shit. Wake up! (rumbling, Angelic Gundam walks slowly forward) Wake up damn you! Wake up you piece of shit! (kicking the control panel)

Domon: He’s not moving, easy win.

Kit: (tears flowing, pounding on the panel with his fists sobbing) wake up you god-damned piece of shit!

The suit reactivates, except with black lights, none of the systems are functioning but the Mobile Suit Rises, all the sensors are out but he can see better than ever.

Kit: Ultimate Attack? (smirks) Well not like I have anything to lose at this point.

Kit’s Gundam’s eyes come back on and glow bright, it brings its right arm back.

Kit: DARK FLAME FOX!!!!!

A huge Fox made of black flame with glowing blue eyes launches forward.

Domon: What the hell!?

The Fox rears near, Domon closes the wings as a shield, the fox hits and the Shields and arms disintegrate, the body and head start to break apart when…

Kit: (Loud snap) AHHHHHHH!!!!

The Gundam’s arm breaks and explodes at the joints, both Gundams hit the ground, Kit’s barely winning.

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Marane: Your body is complete.

Sylven: (light blue, black and white Harry McDougal LeyLine outfit) Good, now time to try it out.

Marane: You can’t! you haven’t healed! You’ll destroy yourself!

Sylven: Wouldn’t be the first time.

Sylven takes off with the double image running effect.

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Allenby: (Kit Custom hits the ground) KIT!!!!

Foxxy: Kit!!!!

The two of them are about to run out when…

Ra: (struggling to stand, using is spear as a cane) Not… so fast.

Foxxy: Back off, you’re pathetic!

At that moment something very fast impacts Ra, slamming him back in, and deeper into the wall. Its Sylven, and he’s throwing light-speed punches and kicks, Ra is pretty beaten when.

Sylven: Now to finish you off!

Ra: (bleeding from the mouth) Bring it on!

Sylven goes to punch him, but then clutches himself in pain, blood drips on the floor.

Sylven: Damn! Not yet!

Foxxy: (overjoyed) Sylven!

Before she can even take one step he whooshes off again.

Foxxy: (weak) Sylven…

Allenby: Screw Sylven! Kit needs our help!

Kit: Nope.

The two girls turn to see him standing there behind them.
Both: KIT!!!!!

They both run up to hug him, he cringes, but through it has a warm soft feeling to his face.

Allenby: You okay?

Kit: (cringing, voices raspy) Yeah, I’m fine.

Foxxy: You sound hurt. Eww, why am I wet?

Allenby and Foxxy slowly step back and see the steady stream of blood dripping out of Kit’s right sleeve.

Allenby: Kit?

Kit: Just a scratch.

Allenby feels his arm where the jacket is wettest, she feels something sticking up, she yipes and jumps back.

Allenby: Its broken, bad!

Foxxy: We have to look at that!

Kit: I’ll be fine. (faints)

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Negeta enters an all glass walled elevator, Sora runs in after him, barely clearing the shutting doors.

Sora: (panting) I made it.

Negeta: So you just can’t resist me Sora, can you?

Sora: (breathing normally, draws gun and puts it to his chest.) Guess not.

Negeta: What’s this about!?

Sora: I knew it was you, every time that moron puppet came on to me, I knew he was only trying to lead me to you. I would have killed the damn idiot myself if I didn’t know!

Negeta: And that’s a bad thing? You know you want me Sora!

Sora: Please, I wouldn’t touch that gay ass of yours with a ten mile pole, your mere existence disgusts me, I hate you with all my heart. (smiles, readies gun) No offense.

Negeta: (draws his own gun) None taken.

Negeta shoots Sora in the chest and she falls out the glass wall.

Negeta: (yelling to her falling body) Sorry Sora!!!! We could have been something!!!!

Sora’s eyes are blank, she’s bleeding and falling, her limbs hang loosely. She falls, death seems immanent.

Aveian: SORA!!!!!!!

BlackStar, with its one good arm catches Sora’s body in the claw.

(ending theme)

We see Foxxy and Allenby treating Kit’s arm in Draco’s ship, then Aveian enters carrying Sora.

Sylven in his Gundam with Marane in hand flies out of the base.

Draco pushes the detonator and the whole compound goes boom! Wiping out tons of Mobile Suits on both sides.

Ja Ne

(Sad, haunting music)

Foxxy: (sadly) Why do you have to fight? Don’t make me choose sides. I love you both, why can’t you stop this? We all have the same enemy, why do we have to make enemies from each other? Please Kit, stop it, because I won’t forgive you if you win. Absolute Power: Mission 13: Turning Point Part 4.

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Friday, June 30, 2006

random silly me.
yeah, another day that i did absolutely nothing.
strange because it is now 4 in the morning
yes i had a good reason for staying up
a friend who is barely ever on was on just now so i took my chance and talked, luckily i'm updating later now.

i spent my whole 7 and a half hours at my dad's house drawing, i've started inking too, i got a deep black pen, not the purplish kind, so i started inking, or "tracing," [Chasing Amy kicks ass! Chris Gore asnd Kevin Smith almost sold me the Laser Disk version!] great inner self's writings make me wanna draw a Sora pic called "finger cuffs," [if you get that joke, i pity you deeply] but i think that would disturb small children, though i have more people older than me visiting then younger, so i doubt all you elder people will be creeped out...

but i don't have a scanner, drat and curses, your mental scaring will be prolonged FOOLS! i mean Peoplezez. [old school me]

there is nothing on at 4 in the fucking morning! i'm watching the o'reilly factor. actual this insane ranting nutcase is entertaining, guess i'll be up till 5. coolness, me sleepy good!

yeah, i do plan to get better at drawing, i'm trying to figure out how though, now i'm just finishing every pic, even if i made terrible mistakes i can't erase, because i want to practice everything, instead of just focusing on what i suck at. it really comes down to if i'm should just level up every where, or try to work on my weak points. like shading, i had an art teacher who, if he taught shading any morte than he did, it would have been "shading 1," yeah, and i still suck horribly at it, and damn is the one i compare myself to good at it, its depressing at times. i realize that its unhealthy to constantly compare myself like that, but i'm one sick puppy.

i'll probably draw more tommorrow, i'm just a drawing fiend right now, i have this will to get better, and i'm getting into writing AP also, i really wing half of it, and those winged parts are awesome, graphic viloence and R rated sex scenes [R, not X or even NA 17] yeah, its fun, i love my writing, i wonder if some dumb ass flamer will ever make it up to 17, i bet i'll get hate mail from that!

oooooh, John Kerry is on o'reilly, man, good kerry get any more dead? this guy makes zombies look like lil' richard.

kerry sure can dodge a question, guess he learned in nam, after pointed questions caught him and he was given those purple hearts.

i got a busy day tomorrow, i won't be doing anything important, but i have a lot of meaningless crap to do!

i gotta take a shower, i woke up late today and missed my normal bathing ritual, my hair's poof is down by 65%!

i had carbonated Green Tea today, i was afraid it had High Fructose Corn Syrup, but then i rembered "Health Freak Josh," [my bro, and a Disgaea reference, which is funny, he hates that game]

well i'm going to stop boring you now, i mean i am just ranting about nothing, or do you like when i randomly do this?

if so i'll do it if this happens again, i had another half hour, next time if i have time, and you want it, i'll give it to you!

read Absolute Power i'm writing, i'll try to do more on FF.Net when i have time...

Quote:

Al Gore got owned!

Steven Colbert: do people ever ask you about stuff like, "If global warming and petroleum fuels are so bad, why do you use a private plane to go show to show?"

Al Gore: ...mostly they ask about how they can join the cause or how they can present a program like this...

Dude, i call that verbally pissing your pants with fear...

-AP Comments-

Kit: i'm conservative, because they are liberal on weapons.

Aveian: Damn straight.

Sora: i like any group that lets me do this... [drops her bra and shirt down past her ribs]

Aveian: I'll join!

Kit: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [covering his eyes and rolls on the ground in pain]

Draka: Put em away A-cup.

Sora: [head down, dejected, blue anime stripe thing] I'm a B...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!
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Thursday, June 29, 2006

i like ranting.
yes, i know you guys know i dislike Elfen Lied, but i realize i don't hate it that much, i just hate some of the bad writing, it has its moments.

like any moment with Bando, Bando is awesome, and Nana is funny, and i do like Mayu. its really just Kouta, Yuka and Lucy i hate. Anything involving any two of Mayu, Nana, and Bando is hilarious. anything involving Lucy, Kouta or Yuka, any two of them is stupid, well some of the zoo stuff was cool, but those wierd Dosu looking Lucy's just ruined it.

i can't summarize how i feel about the series, maybe its like Yugi-oh or s-CRY-ed, great characters, crappy show. well s-CRY-ed was like that, the end was retarded, all of a sudden Kazuma can beat Ryuho? and does Cougar die? i'm just glad Ryuho didn't go with Minori, i mean Mimori, [sorry about that] because Scherris was so much better, and she died for you, so show some respect! or Bif with his smash hit catch phrase, "HAMMER!"

what about Asuka, oh god me and my brother had fun with Asuka.

"Asuka! stop playing with your balls!"

Asuka: i did something beyond forgiveness. [he controled a kid with his alter power]

"damn straight, you put your balls on children!"

Asuka: [bif pulls asuka's alter off his head] what!? this never happened before!!

"Yeah, HE RIPPED YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!"

actually Bando and asuka could have an interesting Ball related conversation...

oh, yeah, is bando even alive at the end, i mean Lucy could have killed him, but then again "you'll never see me again." could mean she was going to die. i must know is Bando is alive!

and Cougar, he could have just gone to sleep i guess...

i went and saw fireworks today, it was lame kinda, because we got there 3 hours lately, because we misguidedly though there was going to be a crowd.; now see it was beautiful, cool, partly sunny, and on the water, if the one just for me was there, it would have been paradise, but with your father, its just boring...

the actual fireworks were cool, kinda worth it, i guess, but the fresh air and not tv watching was good for me so i guess i'll take it.

i'm working hard to become a better artist, i really wanna get better, and i am practicing, so i suppose, my imporovement is inevitable.

sorry i couldn't visit yesterday or today, i slack off too much.

my friend got her head stuck in the freezer when something in there fell on her, pinning her in and she got stuck, because she's that smart...

i wrote more of Absolute Power i'll update the ff.net link soon.

-quote-

i was goona use more of my flavor of the week anime quotes, but this one is funnier. its as me and my father arrived at the firework area.

Me: So what are we going to do for 3 and a half hours?

Father: same thing we always do...

Me: try and take over the world?

Dad: ... wait, i get it! Old school man.

Me: i know...

-AP Comments-

Kit/Foxxy: [rocking side to side hugging eachother and singing] They're Pinky and The Brain, They're Pinky and The Brain...

Kit: One is a genius...

Foxxy: The other's insane...

Aveian: O merciful God kill me...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

i randomly rant a lot.
wow, when i tell you guys about Nana getting her limbs ripped off you guys go "shit, i gotta see that." i write about some of the ending and everyone changes their minds.

Great....

i don't know, it seems to be popular enough, i just don't get it sometimes. I mean, damn she killed your sister that YOU NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT, so you KISS HER?! Kouta makes me angry inside. i mean the whole point of this stupid show is character developement, yet that aspect sucks.

and i still think if that happened we could stop it, i mean inform people that the horned kids kill people, hell Kouta would do it, have the infertile ones get de-horned so that they can't infect others, and kill all the fertile ones, which is easy, because .50 caliber weapons can pass their vectors, so shoot them with an anti-aircraft gun, carpet bomb that moron's research lab, and kill the horned babies.

okay, i get it, you don't wanna kill your baby, but come on,if you knew that your baby would kill you when it turns 3, and knowing that it will kill others, i think you could do it. i may be wrong, but i believe that now.

if we could cure smallpox we could cure vector virus.

and yes, i am aware that what i suggested is by all definition genocide, but well, its GOOD genocide...

a good friend of mine got her head stuck in the freezer. yeah, i know, i pick great companions.

i had a busy day today, so i'll actually go to bed directly after i write this.

i walked my weeny dog today, mowed the lawn for $10, and trained.

yeah, i trained very hard today, i busted my knuckles open, again... i was punching pretty damn hard, and a lot. it was wierd, it was because i was thinking about what i have. i was actually thinking happy, lovey thoughts while i was beating the crap out of my bag, and it actually made me punch harder and faster. i can't explain it, but it works.

but i knew when my hand got openned up, i was puching really hard, and my arms were tired so they were sliding off the bag, and one time my right hand slid across thye whole bag, pretty fast, and i knew "yeah, i busted my hand open." but i tried punching more, but i knew i was injured, so i quit. i put peroxide on it, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! it strung so bad, and burned, and throbbed, it was a deep throbbing sting with a burning background pain.

yeah, and i had an appointment on line for talking, luckily the person i was to talk to is a good sport, i genuinly spaced out and forgot, plus i got a good workout today. hopefully soon i won't look like an EVA anymore, i mean i am way to skinny, i look like unit 3 when its walking with the sun behind it. i really lack definition...

i think my doggy misses her deceased dog friend, so she follows me everywhere, poor doggy, i'm really nice to her, i mean she is the closest friendd i have, and the only thing i have to hold to me at night, so i'm glad i have her. i don't think i'd still be who i am now if it weren't for my weeny dog, she was always there for me, because she's portable and toio weak to get away if i hold onto her, so she kinda has to be there for me...

i'm working on ch.17 of Absolute Power you guys need to read the rest.

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a very "special," friend...

her: Would it be okay if i tackled you?

me: Sure...

Her: Can you swim?

me: yeah.

Her: can you brea...

Me: yes i can breathe.

Her: SHUT UP!!! you're so mean...

-AP Comments-

Foxxy: Wow, even I'M not that stupid...

Aveian: I agree, suprisingly.

Draco: Someone dumber than Foxxy... my mind is blown.

Kit: The world must be ending...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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