Sunday, June 18, 2006

FOOLS!!!!!!
wow, haven't said that in a while!

yesterdays post wasn't short, it was just stretched long sideways by ch.10. but cool, i'm glad you guys liked it.

wait, it got cut off! damn it! there was a lot more but it got cut off. well fuck it, i don't even remembere what was lost. so i guess you guys missed out. i posted the post before AP, so i had to switch them, but the thing didn't copy it all i guess.

well today has been wierd, i had a short talk with my love today, her friend was over who has a crush on her, so he got all bitchy, so i let him have time with her, and i beat the shit out of my punching bag thinking about that cocky prick. when egos collide, i guess bad things happen. well i hung up, and she felt bad so she kicked his ass out 5 minutes later. luckily i didn't slpit my hands open like i did last time on my bag, i guess the scars on my knuckles are harder to wound. well my hands are all red, well my knuckles are, it was worthy it though, i let out a lot of steam.

i always quote anime while i train, like running up, hitting it really fast multiple times while yelling 'RADICAL GOOD SPEED WHEELS LIMITED!!!" [damn that Crispin Freeman!] this time, because of my emotions i kept thinking "You lack hatred." i just hope i don't have to kill my best friend or hang out with wierd snake men to get stronger.

i've been playing GTA a lot now, for some reason, i guess i'm just wierd, but sometimes you just need to shoot Elvis with a Gatling gun, plus Las Venturas makes me happy for some reason.

i STILL haven't finished writing chapter 16, i'm so damn lazy! i may do it tonight, i don't know. from now on AP shall be know as a Flamer-Fic, since i hate G Gundam, and the fans hate me. my love wants to turn it into an ELO, since we don't speak japanese it can't be anime, but we have to get rid of all the Flamer-Fic elements, then ELO here we come!

speaking of ELOs anyone watch IGPX or igg-picks as i call it? God the swear a lot for Toonami, i mean watch One Piece, then watch IGPX. they neitered One Piece, but IGPX is awesome! they language just fits right in, and its nice to hear "you woke me up just so i could listen to you bitch?!" with the littlde CN in the corner. i must admit this little move made me forget how horrible CN is with Anime, until i wrote this, i will never forgive them for Gundam SEED.

"we no longer wish to carry the Gundam series, because we cannot match the success of Gundam Wing." maybe its because there were at least 20 Gundam SWing comercials per hour on, and i saw like one Gundam SEED one per day. if you can't make money off Gundam, fuckin GUNDAM, thats YOUR problem. CN still sucks, they made IGPX, thats why it rules and no matter how good or bad it gets in the rating igg-picks will never go away.

i'm going to try to write Absolute Power you guys try to read it.

thank all of you for reading it, it means a lot.

Quote:

this was yesterdays quote, but it got lost, so here it is again.

my love, god bless her.

her: If i get you a job as a voice actor will you shut the fuck up about damn Crispin Freeman?

me: Yeah.

her: and if they won't let you, i won't give Miroku's voice actor back his pants, he's SO SEXY!!!!

-AP comments-

Aveian: No comment.

Kit: He used to like MY voice actor!

Foxxy: is mine Kira Vincent Davis, or Larissa Walcott, i forgot again?

Me: Kira for now...

Aveian: he didn't even like my actor back then. now he's his favorite, damn Holland and Hideki.

Kit: damn Duo.

Foxxy: Ropponmatsu 2!!!!!!

me: god i'm an idiot.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Saturday, June 17, 2006

another strange day.
yeah, summer breeds strangeness. this day was just as wierd as the rest.

like my comments:

Thank you Myui, i now know there is so "U," in Amish, Grifter spelled it with a "u," and since he's significantly older than me, i figured it must have a "U," i never noticed before.

Yes, the AP conversations were wierd, but i needed good quotes, so used those, and of course i talked about Foxxy's cycle, i did in chapter 14, why not do it again? Sylven gets no organs around chapter 17, yes i realize i haven't written that yet, but i'm almost done with 16, so i know it will be in 17 probably. and i mean honestly, were yesterdays quotes really that much worse than the usual stuff. i am a sick little bastard.

well it seems if my love makes an anime, or rather an ELO being as we live in America, she wants to try to de-fanfic mine and make it. wait,scratch that Absolute Power is
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Absolute Power ch.10
Absolute power
Mission: 10
Turning point: part 1

Aveian: What do you mean he’s gone!?

Foxxy: He left; I think he’s planning on attacking Zeru’s compound.

Aveian: In that case I know what we have to do. Foxxy, rally all the troops; I need you to lead the attack.

Chibodee, who was walking by stops and walks over to the phone, he pushes Foxxy out of the way to talk to Aveian.

Chibodee: Come on Commander, you don’t need to send a little girl on this mission, I can lead the attack!

Aveian: sorry Chibodee, I actually want this attack to succeed.

Chibodee: What the hell do you mean by that?! I was the Gundam fighter last time! These MX’s are based on my Gundam’s design.

Aveian: yes, and as I recall, you lost to Domon, who is who we’re going up against, take your Suit and prove your strength, but Foxxy is a much better choice then you. Now both of you, move out now, I’m going to try and get them back, I’ll need you guy’s back up as fast as possible!

Chibodee: Yes Commander!

Foxxy: (shoves Chibodee out of the way) Roger Commander Wind!

Aveian: I trust you Foxxy; I’ll try to save your brother.

Foxxy: Thank you Aveian.

Aveian: you’re welcome, good bye.

Aveian hangs up. Foxxy looks at Chibodee sticks her tongue out then walks away. Foxxy goes over to the cat-walk above the MS hangar.

Foxxy: Attention soldiers persons!

All the soldiers keep working.

Foxxy: Up here monkeys!!!

All the soldiers look up.

Foxxy: We’re moving out!!

Soldier: Where’s commander Wind?

Foxxy: he’s already initiating another attack, so I’m in charge!

Soldier: What about Captain Sune?

Foxxy: (sadly) My brother… was captured.

Everyone looks surprised and very unhappy.

Foxxy: (normal self) But we’re goin to get him!! Come on! Follow me monkeys!!!

Soldier: We’re gonna die, aren’t we?

Soldier: Yeah, but our job as soldiers is to die to save others.

Soldier: You’re pretty well adjusted.

Soldier: That and TGFB is pro-war.

Soldier: At least he likes us.

Foxxy: (thinking) Sylven, I’m comin to get you; you can’t get away from me that easily!

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Sarin is hidden inside a dark room. His eyes are closed his wings folded around him. His chin rests on the crease of his two wings. Then, he slowly raises his head, his eyes shoot open, he rises and spreads his wings wide, the folds them behind his back.

Sarin: It’s time to end this Zeru.

Sarin goes outside and takes the camo-netting of his Gundam; he climbs in and takes off.

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Aveian: Draco, you’ll have to fly the ship alone, I’ll try to repair the Suits as fast as possible, hurry: we have to get there and save them before its too late.

Draco: I know, I pilot this stupid thing alone anyway, besides like I’m any help in the hangar.

Aveian: This mission can’t fail.

Draco: We won’t let it.

Aveian: Good.

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Domon: (sing songy) Wake up my prisoners.

Kit’s eyes slowly open, he sees Domon standing before him.

Kit: DOMON!!!!

Kit lunges forward, but something jingles and yanks him back.

Domon: Moron, did you really think I’d let you reach me? Those chains will make sure you’ll never hit me. (Kit smiles) What’s so funny? (Blood runs down his cheek) You prick!

Kit: Serves you right, you son of a bitch!

Allenby: Kit!

Kit: You can’t tell me you still trust him? (He looks over at Allenby, who’s chained up next to him, she blushes and looks away shyly) he kidnapped us, he tied us up! What else do you need!?

Allenby: Just give him a chance.

Domon: Thank you. The truth is, I desired Allenby, so I kidnapped you two. I was planning to kill you, but now I realized how to make you suffer even more.

Allenby: (shocked) Domon?!

Domon starts approaching Allenby, licking his lips with an evil expression on his face.

Domon: I’ll steal your woman away Kit, she’s all mine now, she’s mine! I own her, now its time for me to claim her, and after she becomes mine you’ll wish I’d killed you! (Domon leans his face closer to Allenby’s) Now Allenby, time to become mine.

Domon lunges in, he kisses her on the lips, she tries to close her mouth, but he pinches her nose closed, she gasps for air and he shoves his tongue in. she tries to fight but Domon keeps on forcing on. She bites down hard on his lip, drawing blood. He yipes with pain and jumps back.

Domon: You Bitch!

Domon hits her hard across the face. The chains rattle.

Kit: You bastard! Don’t touch her you asshole! I’ll kill you!!!!

Domon: Shut up!

He punches Kit hard in the stomach, lifting him up, Kit lands the chains yanking hinm up, he gasps for air, he’s choking and gagging.

Domon: Try not to drown from the blood in your lungs.

Allenby: I hate you!! Kit was right! You changed! You’re insane! I hate you! I should have listened.

Domon: But its too late now, you didn’t believe him, now I’ll make both of you suffer, you’ll never feel each other again, so close, yet so far away!

Kit: Burn in hell! You sick mother fucker!

Domon: Go ahead, hate me, it’ll make this so more fun for me. I’ve got something great planned for Kit, but that’s later, I’ll just let you guys hang out and catch up right now. See ya later!

Domon walks out.

Kit: Asshole.

Allenby: (sad) Kit…

Kit: Why are you so sad?

Allenby: I should have believed you…

Kit: Don’t worry; I understand you felt, my friends have been all I’ve had so long, I know how hard it would be to believe one of them has turned evil.

Allenby: Thank you. I love you Kit.

Kit: I love you too; now let’s think about how to get out of here!

Allenby: Yeah! Okay!
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Domon enters a dark room inside is The Man, Natasha, and Sora.

Domon: I’ve captured the fox.

The Man: Alive?

Sora: (thinking) Kit’s here, and alive? I have to save him, or Zeru will kill him.

Domon: Yes.

Natasha: Does that mean I get to play with him?

The Man: Domon, I want him dead.

Natasha: Let me have him, I’ll break him in and make a good boy, my little fox slave.

Domon: You have to admit, that will be entertaining. He’ll hate it more than death, he’ll be broken and helpless: being enslaved by a woman he can’t fight back against, put under her spell, made hers, his heart being torn from his chest at the same time. Pure pleasure and pain, mixed together…

The Man: Okay! Okay… I’ll let you have your way. You sick sadists.

Natasha: Oh good, I’ll go get my victim now!

Domon: I’m going to get a good seat.

Sora: (thinking) Damn it, too many people. I’ll have to wait until Natasha is done with him. (She covers her mouth and giggles) I have to admit I’ll like watching him get broken in too! But I’ll still save him, he’s not all bad, besides, Aveian would want me to.

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Several soldiers walk in, the walk up to Kit and unchain him.

Soldier: You’re coming with us.

Kit: That’s what you think!

Kit turns demon, he’s about to attack, but some one stun guns him, and he passes out.

Allenby: Kit!!! No!!!!!!

Domon: (standing on the catwalk above) That’s right Allenby, suffer, suffer for you choices, and your little boyfriend will too, but when she’s done with him, he’ll never want to come back to you!

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Kit wakes up. Now he’s chained up inside a new room. Natasha is in the corner, now she’s in thigh high nylon stocking with little leather shorts and a matching top shaped like bat wings that cling to, and barley cover any part of her breast. She has on a black leather choker, black high heels and a black beret with a 3d black heart over each ear. She has black heart ear studs and one on the end of her choker.

Natasha: Now, I’m gonna make you my little slave. I’m gonna make you scream until you can’t take it anymore. But first, we have to do something about those clothes!

Kit: Get away from me!!

Kit’s voice is muffled as Natasha thrusts her mouth over his. He struggles then his eyes start to droop.

Kit: (Weakly) What did you do to me?

Natasha: (proudly towering over him as he gets weak and slumps) When you passed out the soldiers gave you a strong sedative, you’ve been tranquilized. You won’t be able to move or resist what I do. And there’s even more in my lipstick, I have the antidote, so it doesn’t affect me! Only you, my new little slave, now time to have some fun. First a little dress up!

Kit: Help… me…

Natasha: Oh no… (Natasha unchains him and lets him drop to the floor. She pulls out her black lipstick tube) I’m going to make sure you stay helpless (she writes “helpless” across his right cheek”) my helpless slave (writes “slave” across his fore head) this is fun, now to make you my Goth dress up doll.

She pulls his shirt and jacket off. She pulls out a spiked choker and puts it around his neck.

Natasha: I’m going to make you into my dark dream, my tool for pleasure.

She puts a matching wrist band on each wrist.

Natasha: You are going to be the most perfect slave boy. I’m going to make mine, my slave for pleasure. I’m going to claim you as mine, leave my marks of lust and ownership all over my helpless slave’s body!

She writes “Goth Boy” on his right arm in big letters.

Natasha: I’ll make you into my perfect slave!

She draws an anarchist A on his Left arm and shoulder and writes “Heartless” over his left breast.

Natasha: Now, taste my seduction!

Natasha pins Kit’s shoulders to the wall, she kisses him passionately on the lips, over and over again, then she starts leaving kisses all over his face and neck.

Natasha: I’m gonna leave my marks of lust all over you.

She writes “Black kisses all over U” on his chest. Then kisses all around it and draws black hearts all around too.

Natasha: now to make you my perfect Goth boy-toy slave! (she pulls out a make up case) all good Goth boys wear make up! Come here, I’m gonna make you look so hot!

Kit: (Trying to move) No way! (falls back down helpless)

Natasha: (giggles evilly) you don’t have a choice, you’re too weak to escape, thus you’re all mine to dress up and give a make-over!

She grabs Kit’s face, and gives him a huge long, deep, wet kiss on the lips, then several more all over his face. She then pulls out a container of violet eye-shadow and applies it to his upper eye lids.

Natasha: I have just where I want you!

She puts black mascara and eye-liner on his eyes, then, reaches for a tube of lipstick.

Kit: Oh no!

Natasha: Oh yes! You don’t have a choice, my helpless weak slave!

She puts dark purple lipstick on his lips.

Natasha: Now give me some kisses!

Kit: Fuck you!

Natasha grabs his lips, puckers them and presses Kit’s lips to her face over and over again.

Natasha: Now for the best two parts!

She pulls out black nail polish and a red sharpie. She puts the nail polish on his fingers very delicately, he tries to stop her, but when he weakly tries to pull his hand away she pulls it back and kisses all over it again and again she kisses up and down his hand, on both sides, both hands, then puts the polish on his toes, which he doesn’t try to move.

Natasha: Now for the best part, I’m going to humiliate you! Destroy you, then make you up as mine!

She takes the red marker and writes “cutter” on his right forearm, then turns his wrist up, the red marker moves towards it.

Kit: NO! NO! GET AWAY!!

Natasha: No, now feel yourself helpless, feel the kiss of the marker, as it takes away the last of your power, dignity, soul.

She brings it down, drawing bloody wounds on his wrists, big ones, with tons of blood pouring out.

Kit: No!!!! No!!! Stop! Get it off!

Natasha: Nope, now look at them, look at these marks of weakness and failure, you lost control, and now your entire body belongs to me!

Kit: I won’t no!

Natasha forces him to look, and he immediately tries to fight, he protests, but Natasha holds strong taunting him, until little by little he gives in. weak and defenseless he stares at his mutilated, tattooed by weakness, lust covered body, or Natasha’s body, it belongs to her now.

Natasha: Now that you’re too weak to fight, its time you to become all mine! Its time for you to know to know true pleasure!

She leans down and kisses his neck over and over again around the same spot, then bites down drawing blood.

Natasha: Now I’ll teach you that pleasure and pain are the same thing.

She kisses the bleeding wound over and over again: then starts licking it, digging her tongue deep in. Kit’s body starts to twitch.

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Over head Domon, Sora and The Man watch Kit torture enjoying every moment of it.

Domon: She, isn’t this better than killing him?!

The Man: I admit this is entertaining.

Sora: I’m enjoying it!

Domon: And soon he’ll submit to Natasha’s will and become her slave.

The Man: I have to admit I’ll like seeing him then.

Sora: If he submits.

Both of them look at her, she slinks away.

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The Raven Corps. Flies at full speed towards Japan, Aveian is in the hangar trying frantically to repair the Suits. Aveian is up on the lift, welding plates of armor onto his Suit’s bottom. He pulls of his goggles and looks at the video monitor to that’s linked to Draco’s control room.

Aveian: How close are we?

Draco: Are you almost done?

Aveian: They’ll be battle ready, maybe not perfect but we’ll be able to fight in them.

Draco: We’re getting close. I hope we can win this.

Aveian: If you think like that, we won’t.

Draco: That’s a cheerful thought.

Aveian: Yeah, I know, really gives you the confidence to fight don’t it?

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Sylven in his carrier, he flies towards Domon’s compound, he lands his carrier outside the fortress. He climbs into his Suit and starts walking towards the base. A couple of Suits notice him.

Pilot: Who are you?!

Sylven opens fire with the head Vulcans destroying it. The other turns to fire on him, Quick Sylver, in its full armor shoots forward and hits the Suit in the body breaking it in half at the waist, Sylven bursts forward before the Suit explodes. He flies forward and draws the Beam Boomerangs, instead of blades whips come out, he throws the Boomerangs, and they swing around slicing through Suits, cutting dozens down. More rush out. The Boomerangs come back and Sylven puts them back into their racks and flies up. The enemy Suits open fire up at him, the chest of Quick Sylver opens and he fires the Beam Cannon down it hits disintegrating all the Suits. Sylven lands and keeps on flying close to the ground.

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Foxxy’s ship approaches Domon’s compound.

Soldiers: Lieutenant Sune! We’re approaching the enemy stronghold!

Foxxy: I guess we should launch the Suits. I don’t know, and stop calling me Lieutenant, just call me Foxxy.

Soldier: Okay Lieutenant Foxxy.

Foxxy: I give up!

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Sarin flies towards the Compound.

Sarin: I will get my revenge. Negeta Zeru, Marane Alrock, Domon Kasshu, you all will pay. I must destroy everything in my past, to protect my future.

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Draco: (over Vid-link) We’re here!

The Raven Corps. Flies over the compound Draco fires the beam cannons into a few Suits, the beams pass right through and the Suits explode.

Aveian: I’m Launching!

The hangar doors open and BlackStar drops out. He fires a volley of missiles off, they hit all over the ground, all around the Suits, through the smoke beams rain down, blowing Suits apart.

Draco: (leaving the control room) I hope this Auto-pilot doesn’t get my ship shot down!

Draco jumps into Drake Gundam and drops into the battle-field below. As he’s falling Strike Daggers fire at him, some fly up, with the Dagger L setup.

TGFB: I know all this is from SEED, but fuck you nameless reader, G didn’t have mass produced Suits.

Draco: New Toys, time to break them!

He slices through one with the Sword, two more fire up with machine guns. Draco fires the Buster shield down, destroying one. He holds his sword pointed down and puts it through the enemy Suit. Drake Gundam lands and immediately swings his sword around taking out multiple Suits. He fires a Drake out a blows another to pieces. Aveian flies down, Suits fire up at him, he fires the hands out and crushes two; he fires the particle cannon, destroying more.

The two Suits land together in a defense position.

Draco: This is going to be hard.

Aveian: more like impossible, but has that ever stopped us?

Draco: No, I guess we’re just too stupid.

Aveian: Foolishness is contagious.

Draco: We hang out with that fox too much.

Aveian: Let’s just try not to die.

Draco: Agreed.

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Natasha: I’ll teach you pleasure and pain are the same thing!

She sinks her teeth into his neck and digs her tongue into the wound. Kit’s body twitches, Natasha holds his hands down and starts licking deeper, harder, faster, more.

Natasha: That’s right! Feel the pleasure! Give into it, the pure pleasure, the lust!

She kisses him all over his face leaving red and black kisses everywhere, then starts licking the wound hard again. Kit starts to moan with pleasure.

Kit: (moaning loudly with pleasure) Oooooooh, stop! Please! Stop! Oooooh, it’s so good! I can’t take it!!! I… have… to… fight it! I can’t! Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!

Natasha: I won’t you’re going to feel a lot more, I won’t stop till you’re all mine, give into it! Become mine!

She licks his wound even deeper, and starts kissing all around the wound and in it. Kit struggles even more, but then Natasha does it more and more, Kit tries to fight, but Natasha just licks harder and kisses longer and more, and more, and more…

Natasha: You can’t fight it! You can’t escape! You know you want to give in, do it! And feel pure pleasure all over your body, give up and fall into the pure pleasure of lust and be lost in my loving embrace forever.

She wraps her arms around Kit’s neck and catches him in a deep, dark, passionate, bloody kiss. Kit’s eyes shoot open, he tries to push Natasha off, but soon his eyes droop, his arms go limp, and he fades into her kiss.

Natasha: That’s it, I knew you couldn’t fight it forever. Now taste the pleasure of a kiss with your own blood!

She kisses him again, driving her tongue even deeper, Kit fades deeper and deeper.

Natasha: Feel the pure pleasure born from you’re pain. True pleasure comes only with pain!

Kit’s eyes open.

Kit: I can’t hold back anymore! I’m going to give you everything I have!

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The Man: What were you saying about resisting Sora?

Sora: I guess you were right. (Thinking) Come on, you have to fight it Kit! Don’t give in!

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Kit tackles Natasha to the ground, he starts kissing her all over her face and neck, then all over her exposed arms and hands, then across and all over her chest, leaving purple kisses everywhere. Natasha shoves him off and against a different wall.

Natasha: You shouldn’t have done that, you still have a lot of energy left… I’m going to have to take that all away!

Kit’s hand stretches out a painted, kissed up hand and grabs his sword in sheath,


Natasha: Now time to make too weak and all mine!
Kit: I don’t think so!

He lunges forward and does the sword whoosh move, with his sword in sheath, Natasha falls to the ground in agony.

Kit: What’s wrong, I thought pain was pleasure to you? (Kit faints and falls against the wall)

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Domon: We kill him now.

Zeru: No leave him, he’s defenseless, we can torture him even more later, I’m leaving, Sora, call me back when the fun begins again.

Sora: Don’t worry, I will!

Domon: I’m going too, to train.

Sora: See ya!

The two men walk out, Sora looks down at Kit.

Sora: This is my chance!

Sora runs down from the over look to the room Kit is in.

Sora: I better clean off what I can.

Sora leans down and scrubs away at Kit’s face, neck, and body with a hanky and her spit.

Sora: he’s so cute, and helpless… I can’t resist!! You’re mine now Fox boy. (Sora kisses Kit all over his face, painting it red with her lips) okay, I slipped for a minute but I’m back!

Sora cleans Kit off again and removes the Goth gear. She takes Kit’s clothes of the ground and dresses him.

Sora: (sees the wound on Kit’s neck again) Oh, you have a boo-boo, let me kiss it and make it all better!

She kisses him on the neck wound a couple times.

Sora: So tasty, I’ll leave you with a little good bye note! (Kisses him long and passionately on the forehead, leaving another mark) That’s my seal of approval, and you’ve defiantly earned it! Good-bye Kitty!

Sora leaves Kit with another quick kiss on the lips and goes back to her quarters.

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Kit starts to wake up.

Kit: Where am I? How’d I get dressed? (licks his lips) and why do I taste like Cherry?

Kit looks down at his hand, something is written in red pen on a note in his hand

Kit: Sora.

Sora: (in Kit’s head as he reads) dear cute little Kitty-Fox, I saved your ass from Natasha and my superiors, I suggest you get your ass out of here fast, oh and I left you three presents, one right on the lips, you’ll be tasting cherry for weeks, I also left you two more, just be happy I didn’t leave more.
Sincerely your savior and lover,

Sora Nushi

Kit: Well, thanks Sora. Now I have to save Allie!

Kit takes off towards the room Allenby’s in.

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Foxxy: We’re here! Launch all MX Suits! I’ll launch last, try not to die in the meantime!

Soldiers: Right Lieutenant Sune!

The MX’s drop and rain down Beam fire on the defending Suits, the defending the MX’s land and begin heading towards the main building, destroying everything in their path.

Foxxy: I’m coming Sylven, you can’t get away!

Foxxy hops into her MX and drops from the ship, having set the Auto-pilot, the ship starts to head towards the main center building, descending .

Enemy Pilot: That ship is gonna hit the Base!!!

The Daggers open fire on the Ship, as it heads for the base.

Foxxy: Not so fast!

Foxxy fires down on the Suits, one shot through each destroys them, she doesn’t miss once. She lands and deploys the Beam Sabers. She rushes forward and cuts one Dagger down, the whips around and runs another through.

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Kit enters Allenby’s room. She is asleep in the chains (or passed out).

Kit: Wake up Allie! (Shakes her) Wake up, I’m free we can get out of here!

Allenby starts to wake up.

Allenby: Kit!! I’m so happy you’re okay! But how am I supposed to get out of here?

Kit: (Transformed) Let me take care of that!

Kit grabs the chains and shatters them.

Allenby: Why didn’t you do that before?

Kit: I have no idea, bad writing?

Allenby: That’s probably it. Wait what are those or your face! (points at the red kisses on his lips, cheek and neck) Kit, who was kissing you?

Kit: (sighs) Sora…

Allenby: I’ll get them off…

Kit: the one on my lips, but leave the other two, she saved us, think of it as a tribute.

Allenby: Okay, I think it’s kind of sweet. But know this, because of that, I’ll have to give you even more once we’re back to safety.

Kit: (joking) Oh god no!!! Please spare me! (Laughs) Now I wish She’d have left more on me!

Allenby: I’ll just pretend she did!

Kit: Cool, now let’s get moving!

Allenby: Right!

Voice: (gun clinks) Where do you think you’re going?

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The Man enters the “Play Room” and finds Natasha on the floor.

The Man: I guess he got away, damn, he’s inside the base! I have to find him! And I know just where to go….

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A door opens into a dark room; several soldiers walk in with Uzi’s pointed in.

Soldier: Marane Alrock!

Marane: Yes, that’s my name, wow; you guys are very smart; do you want a treat?

Soldier: Come with us old man! You know some things want to learn!

The soldiers grab Alrock, put him in shackles and lead him out, forcefully.

Marane: I think first you should learn about manners…

Alrock gets a gun butt to the head and blacks out. When he wakes up he’s in chains, Natasha stands before him, looking very interested in his helpless body.

Natasha: Now its time for the fun to begin!

Natasha stalks towards him, smooching is heard.

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Draco and Aveian dodge through enemy fire, Draco cuts down Daggers while Aveian at his 11 O’ clock firing beams down and launching the claws down to destroy the enemies.

Aveian: Foxxy and the American army is here.

Draco: You think we should join up with them?

Aveian: No, we’ve both penetrated the lines too deep, if we try to meet up, it’d just take more time and be more difficult.

Draco: As if we need their help anyway!

Aveian: Good attitude.

Draco: I don’t need sarcasm right now!

The two of them fly forward at full speed.

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Foxxy: (to herself) Two Suits that must be Aveian and the other guy. There! High energy level, extreme speed, penetrating deep alone, it’s gotta be Sylven! (To the troops, over com-link) All troops follow me!

Foxxy, with her men behind her, fly towards Sylven’s position. The MX’s fire their Beam Rifles taking out long range Suits, while Foxxy takes out the close range targets.

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Voice: Where do you think you’re going?

Kit: Sora, I don’t have any time for this!

Sora: (groans) Awwww, (sighs sadly) you’re no fun Kit! Well, I just thought I’d help you out, being as the open isn’t the best place to hide! You can hide in my room, (Kit goes to speak) both of you.

Kit: Thanks Sora, you’re not that bad after all, even if you are, a little lose.

Sora: Thank me later, (winks) like tonight for example.

Kit: (flatly) I was wrong, you’re as bad as ever.

The three of walk out towards Sora’s room, Sora leading of course.

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Natasha: Now lets play!

Natasha shoves Marane up against the wall sand starts kissing him furiously all over.

Natasha: (between, long, passionate kisses) You hate this don’t you, you want to fight but you can’t, soon you’ll give in and become my eternal slave! (a ton more kisses) So what you have to say?

Marane: I like this torture, if I knew this is what would happen, I’d have been captured a long time ago!

Natasha (frustrated) Fuck this! (Storms out)

Zeru confronts her.

The Man: What’s wrong?

Natasha: Its no fun to torture a dog that wags its tail so much!

Natasha stomps off, Zeru enters the room.

The Man: Marane, you old fool.

Marane: I wish she’d have stayed longer, I was about to reach the promised land.

The Man: You’re disgusting!

Marane: (stares at his hand) I’m fucked up!

The Man: Well, I guess we’ll have to use other means to extract our information.

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Marane is chained to a wall, two soldiers take turns nailing him with hard punches.

Soldier: Gonna talk old man?

Marane: (spits blood) Fuck off.

He is standing in water, there are needles under his finger and toe nails, electricity flows in, Marane screams in pain.

Marane: (as electricity powers down) Now this is the torture I’m used to!

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Sarin is flying all around he uses the building to hide the jump out and attack, then disappears.

Sarin: I have to get inside that base; all I must destroy is in there.

Sarin flies out and cuts down three Suits in one swing. During the explosion he disappears again.

Sarin: My revenge will not be thwarted!!

Sarin moves in and out, tearing down Suit after Suit at an alarming, or amazing rate. He approaches the main base, a big black pyramid.

Sarin: I’m here!

Sarin puts Reaper Gundam’s hand through the wall and runs in on it.
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The alarms sound.

Sora: I gotta go!

Kit: so you’re gonna become my enemy?

Sora: Look, I have to hide you, but to do that I can’t look suspicious, so unfortunately a few of your men will have to sacrifice their lives to protect yours! Isn’t that what they wanted to begin with!?

Kit: I guess you’re right Sora, just take it easy on them.

Sora: For you… (Gives him a long, loud kiss on the cheek) anything! Bye-bye, My kitty. (Blows him a kiss and winks)

Sora walks out, Kit scrubs his cheek furiously to get the kiss off.

Kit: I’m starting to hate her all over again!

Allenby: She is a little, crazy.

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Sylven: There it is.

Sylven fires the chest gun into the building, putting a huge hole almost all the way through it.

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The Man: (Base rumbles) What was that?

Soldier: It was a 2nd impact!!! Half our troops are wiped out!

2nd Soldier: And here comes the third.

(Ending music)

The soldiers look up as Foxxy’s plane heads straight for them.

Soldier: Oh my God!!!

The planes hits, taking a huge chunk out of the building.

Soldier: The 3rd Impact! (Disintegrates)

The plane slowly bends and explodes, fire engulfs everything.

To be continued…

(Outlaw star next episode music)

Foxxy: Man that was just sick! Poor Kit, I mean Sora actually kissed him, man I sure hope he doesn’t get a disease! Well its not lookin any better for Kit in the future, hell its not looking good for any of us! So we need all of you guys out there to be there for support. Next Chapter: Absolute Power Mission: 11 Turning point: part 2! You better get ready!


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Friday, June 16, 2006

2300 hits exactly.
usually its a little over, but today it was exact.

there have to be lotsa Aumish people in Utah, i mean i know there are tons of Mormons, but Utah has to have its fair share of Aumish too.

well my love called a few times tonight. i hear the phone ring and i'm like "its 11:20 at night, who else would call?" so we got to tell each other "i love you," and say how much we missed each other. she had to get off quick because she wasn't supposed to be calling. but still the little call helpled me make it through the day.

my damn computer hates me, i get the damn swpeakers fix, so it freezes up because of damn real player, now the speaker keep dying, you know, they need to show that on GITS, technology acting up for no apparent reason, and that at least one thing will always go wrong.

also i drew a lot today, i was playing GTA, but i got sick of it, so i went back to drawing, my love is going to get soooooooooo many letters full of pictures. i hope she enjoys them.

yeah, i really wish i had a good video game right now, damn summer gaming drought. i guess i just have to pass back and forth between old games.

i should finish ch.16 of AP before my love comes back, i mean i SHOULD have been done yesterday, but if you give me time, i waste twice as much as i get. i just have to buckle down and write it.

i also have to read anothers story they sent me, so i'm busy, but i'll try to get back to work.

i also have to look up some crap for GTA, so i got a lot of work to do.

i guess i should end this now, sorry my posts have been sorta meanless lately, just that the meaning in my life is out of contact till at least tomorrow.

Absolute Power a couple people can't be wrong.

quote:

female rock stars are awesome!

some rockstar bitch: EAT MY USED TAMPON FUCKERS!!!! *whips tampon at audience members*

i love fan service.

Kit: Based on ch.14 that IS your idea of fan service.

Foxxy: you sick bastard! yoiu talk about my menstral cycle like its no big thing!

Aveian: his insane girlfriend has desensitized him to femine hygene!

Me: NOT TRUE! i still cringe at tampon and pad comercials! in fact, i should use it as a quote next time! or now! yeah!

bonus quote:

comercial: Continuous up and down movement during your period may cause suprise leaks and strange odors.

me: [choking with laughter] strange odors?! you think you'd be abl to identify it after a while. i mean are you just like "well i've been jumping for several hours, my crotch feels stick, and what is that smell?" is the "strange odor," blood or just something randomly assorted, THAT YOU"VE NEVER SMELLED BEFORE!!!! that comercial slays me.

Foxxy: i'm crazy and hoppy, plus i have a good nose, i know my odors.

Kit/Draco/Aveian/Marane/Sarin/Me: *throwing up*

Sarin: i have vomit in my mask.

Sylven: i would throw up, but i have no organs.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Equivilent Exchange.
i used that title before, but if Otaku doesn't remember, then none of you do... right..?

well my love is out of town, she went to Utah, i have no idea why, i guess if you live on the strip you would want to vacation with the Omish.

well this means i don't get to talk to her for 2-3 days. i can't take it! i guess this is what my dog feels like when i go on vacation. i'm such a lonely puppy.

but this does mean i can visit all you peoplezez tomorrow, you benefit of my misery, isn't that great?

yeah, i'm really enjoying watching Chobits, i'm sad i'm so close to the end, its always sad when you don't want things to end.

the episode i saw went along eith events today pretty well, its when that creepy guy kid-naps and tries to feel up Chii, but she like knocks him out and says "you are not the one for me, you are not allowed inside me."

this was funny because after i saw that i took my female weeny dog for a walk, and a stray male dog was getting kinda friendly with her, his tongue kept going to naughty places, so my dog would turn around and growl at her, so i kept thinking of what Chii said, yeah i'm wierd like that.

i'm going crazy with all this time, i guess i can write AP, but she's my proof reader, and i'm pretty close to finishing ch.16, but oh well, i guess i'll start 17.

i have no idea why i'm so spacy lately, i just feel like there's static in my brain, oh well, i guess too many thoughts at once.

i saw a show the other day that showed that dolphins will maliciously kill eachother and other marine animals for no disernable reason, they use echo-location to target vital organs, then they swoop up from below, snapping all the ribs and tearing apart the organs, killing them quickly, but they will continue to "play," with the corpse afterwards, and they don't even do it for food, its cold blooded, Flipper is more of a killer than Jaws.

i got two new Absolute Power readers, anyone else want to join the fun?

believe me, if you like vilolence, romance, mech combat, comedy, sex, dirty jokes, anime spoofs, or script format you'll love this!

eventually i will do an all AP post, you're been warned...

quote:

no love, no lovey quote, lets just have a few of my characters talk, because i will mix my AP characters into my site eventually.

Me: Yo guys.

Foxxy: Hiya!

Kit: [sarcastic] Yay! "God," is here.

Draka: I've never met him before!

Draco: Fuck you...

me: Okay, so how do you guys feel about the incest pics my love is making of you?

Kit: Anything to get people to read this damn thing.

Draka: I could seduce my brother, experiment on how my Human Alchemy affects him...

Draco: all 4 of you are sick.

Me: i agree.

Kit: yeah...

Draka: i'm a sickness no man can cure.

me: Oh, Foxxy, how do you feel about her pair you with Kit?

Foxxy: Well i think we look cute together! i mean i love my bro, so anything she shows us do i know we're close enough we could do, and it would be out of plutonic sibling love! [thinking] the truth is, i'd give anything to not be realated to my brother...

okay, that makes you want to read, doesn't it?

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

a mind so clouded.
i don't really have much on focus right now, so i'll just ramble incoherently for a while.

lets see, i've finished enough of my mango to my love that i will mail it to her. but since her not likey my white ass half-sister is in town i can't mail it to her until she leaves. which is fine, i gotta color it anyway.

i think i'm getting better at drawing, i plan to practice every day from now on, i must do better. i just can't shake the feeling she's significantly better at everything than me, so i plan to get better, i know i'll never beat her, but i can get good enough that i don't care.

and then there is writing, i think my girl is better at that too, she claims i am, but i don't believe her, i'll just keep writing mine, even if i only have a few readers, i'll keep trying to get more, and i'll keep writing for those who do read it. i do post a chapter every saturday, and there's the link too at the bottom, as well as i can PM it to you. i just want readers, i'll do most anything to get readers.

i found out Netflix has Elfen Lied, plus i read an article today on it, plus everyone on here i told to watch it, as well as Stacy, and the guys i got to watch it at school all tell me i should watch it, so after i'm done with Chobits i'll watch Elfen Lied, all in one day, no interuption, no being afraid YouTube will freeze up on me because damn RealPlayer is impossible to get rid of, so i'll just watch the damn thing, curl up in a ball and shiver, then mock it relentlessly in AP, because the EVA jokes are getting old, and i haven't sdeen enough FMA to make Alchemy jokes forever.

my speacial one's mom is using up the phone, so i have to wait for her to get off for me to talk to my love again.

but hell, even if her mom is on until i fall asleep, at least i'll write more of AP, sure its not anywhere near as fufilling on nice, but i'll get the job done.

read Absolute Power can't you see how much it means to me?

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my girlfriend has a great sense of humor.

Her: I'm going to do a pic of Draco and Draka with Draka licking draco's mouth and he likes it.

Me: Thats just creepy.

Her: Why, because they're brother and sister.

Me: No, because its just creepy between them, i mean kit and Foxxy are siblings, and they're probably the strongest couple in the story if you really think about it.

Her: i'm still doing Draco and Draka.

Me: i know, and i'm already over it.

if you didn't understand that quote, click the link that says "Absolute Power," and read, you'll thank me for it.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

inescapable.
well once again, this was going to be about not love, but as i often say, awwwwww fuck it! so its lovey-dovey again, at least for a while.

well my love did wake back up, so i told her how i couldn't let go, she was very touched and kissy, we both said heart-felt goodnights, then passed out.

the funny thing was the phone was dying, so i had to keep it plugged in, so the end cuteness happened in the bathroom, something wierd about sweet talking your speacial one while sitting on a toilet.

the cell phone i use has free nights and weekends, so its all good, i can listen to my baby sleep all i want.

today my love had parental problems, so our talking time was quite limited, but oh well, she got a letter from me today, so its all good, she got a load of me today.

she was really happy to get her package a while ago, it was a Hello Kitty hand puppet with its ass stuffed with cosmetics and gel braclets, and a matching watch around the neck, with a hand drawn mango from me i loosly dub "how Hello Kitty's ass became filled with presents." she likes cuddling Hello Kitty at night because it smells like me, she's such a cutie.

yeah, well thats enough loveiness, time for vilolent half-naked homo-erotic man fighting.

a.k.a. professional wrestling.

ECW to be exact, except it was quite un-extreme. i mean Terry funk-Tommy Dreamer-some wench vs Edge-Mick Foley-Lita was EXTREME, TO THE MAX! [Jonny X-Treme forever!] lotsa barbed wire, fire, raping, its all good. but Sabu vs Rey Mysterio ending with the two of them injured, okay:
1. if their necks were broken, they'd have braced them and used stretchers
2. it was two early, its a championship match, its not going to be that early unless it was supposed to end early.

Vince owns ECW now, not Paul, so it will now be all story, no wrestling, and phoned in Extreme. Vince is doing the worst thing he can to Paul, promoting crap under Paul'ds name, thus to ruin the ECW name forever.

i bought a new Gundam Action Figure today, it was the GOUF that comes in the vel-cro box.

i'm pretty tired, but i gotta do some work on AP, plus get my drawing stuff ready to take with me back and forth from my Dad's house. so i'll stay up till my usual time, then sleep late i guess.

read Absolute Power i gave you a day off bitching, noe please hrelp me out.

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i love her so much.

Me: you told me some very interesting information while you were sleep talking last night.

Her: [nervous] Really?

Me: yeah.

Her: like what...

Me; like that you think i'm better looking then you, and that i'm a better kisser.

Her: no... [good 15 minutes of squeaks, whines, and moans] really i did?

Me; yeah, you said you like my poofy hair and cute puppy eyes, plus that you can't help biting your lips because my kisses drive you so crazy.

Her; [more whining] you're so mean, [giggle] i love you.

Me; [little chuckle] i love you too.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Monday, June 12, 2006

this was supposed to be about wrestling.
i was going to write about the ECW PPV i saw today, but more important matters came up.

see my speacial one [she came up with the name, isn't it adorable?!] woke up today at 4:30 a.m. so she was a little tired, and she wanted to go to sleep, but since my dad wasn't picking me up until 6 she couldn't sleep, because i kept her on the phone, i did this by not telling her my dad had told me he'd be late, therefore she saw every moment as precious and stayed on.

yes, i know this is against what i usually say, but humans are complex creatures, an well, i guess following my heart this was the right path.

she thought it was cute and a nicve trick too, we talked for 7 and a half hours till the last possible moment when i had to go, i gave her some "go to sleep kisses," and was off.

i hoped she would sleep during the 5 hours of my absence, she didn't. so upon coming home, i called up my one and only, and she was quite tired, i told her i wouldn't hang up until she fell asleep, so we talked, and she started to drift off, but she talks in her sleep a little, actually quite well, just a little off, in her sleewp she dsounds like Chii. and she's honest too, told me all kinds of embarassing information, then she woke back up and had to go to the bathroom, and when she got back i told her everything she told me, she got really embarassed, then fell dead asleep.

now this is the part where i'm supposed to hang up, well that was 30 minutes ago. i can't give her up. i planned to say my peace, give her some kisses, bid her a good night and sweet dreams, and hang up. but my finger can't seem to press said button. so here i am updating, with my sleeping cutie on the line, hoping she may wake up so i can tell her this, but i'm almost done and nothing. i guess i have to let go.

i'm so weak.

i'm going to hold out as long as i can, but even if nothing happens, i fufilled my promise.

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me to her, right now i type it as i say it.

Me: i love you so much , i don't know if you can hear me right now, but i just want you to know that. i'm typing what i say to you now, so sorry there's a break, i can't type as fast as i talk. i miss you. i really wish you'd wake up, but i;m glad you can sleep. i'm glad i could be there for you. so even if you can't hear me, sweet dreams my love, and i'll call you tomorrow. you're my everything. thats why its so hard for me to let go right now. i hope you sleep well. dream of me. i love you, i'm going to hold on for a little longer. i know you won't come back, i just want to hold on.

wait she just might be back, god i hope so. please come back. maybe not, but i'll hold on a little longer.
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Sunday, June 11, 2006

JD writes things.
i love the comment system, i get 10 comments, 9 of which say i took the right path, 1 says i lack the tact to be honest.

i love that concept, "you're not suave enough to tell the truth, lie and be sweet." is that the basic sentiment? i must say a truth that becomes painful is better than a lie that feels good. i know me and her have something real. so i'll stay on this path, and do everything i can to be with her.

she makes me feel better about my faults too, like its cute i have this crush, i should just talk about her a little less. or that i'm good at drawing for how long i've been doing it, and if i keep going, i'll get even better. she gives me drawing advice too. i like i told her that i looked up "how to leave hickies," on Google, she thought it was cute, but i was embarassed, so she said "so what, i looked up sex positions and moves on Google, aw crap, shouldn't have said that." she embarassed herself to make me feel better. she also told me that the skin on my arm is a lot togher than the skin i plan to leave marks on, so that i'll be able to do it to her no problem. plus the fact that even if i fail, it'll feel damn good, so i'm good now. i should have been like "ALRIGHT! NOw that you said that i have new confidence, I CAN DO THIS!" actually, she reminds me of Chii, i could see her encouraging me while i try. "JD, do your best!"

i know, only my mind comes up with this craqp, but hey, this is my sense of humor, so if you're reading this, you probably appreciate it.

i got a Pay-Per-View tommorrowe, which means i get to talk to my love until 6, then from 11 till she falls asleep, so needless to say i'm happy about tommorrow.

"Brain Scratch," is one right now, i love this ep. the next one is great too.

i talked long with the one i love today, do i'll not be writing AP today, sorry few readers.

guys who do read AP, would it be cool if i had some of the characters talk in my posts?

tell me my Peoplezez!

well, please click and read a href=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2446879/1/>Absolute Power its really great.

quote:

she never learns.

Her: i love being yours

me: You;re the one for me and only for me.

her: huh?

later

Her: i really feel bad about not getting that Chobits joke last night.

Me: you missed it again today.

Her: Really...

Me: Yep, the whole, one for me and only me thing.

Her: damn i'm stupid.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Saturday, June 10, 2006

The path i chose.
i say that a lot to myself "this is the path i chose," or "guide me to the path were i spend the most time with her," i walk the paths i choose, and no matter what others say, it comes down to what your heart tells you.

yes, i would not tell a girl the first time i met her about past sexual encounters. i'm merely trying to give her incite into me. i knew this would cause a problem, i wanted it to be solved, i just wanted to get it out in the open so i could fix it. and really, she can trust me, i blab everything out, so if i was cheating on her, i wouldn't shut up about how much i liked my mistress. i feel i chose the correct path. yes it may be foolish, but really i'm sick of making tact moves, i want to rush in, well i'm already in, dso i'm going to run in circles babbling incoherently for a while. what i said may have hurt her but it seems i've made her believe in me, and if she still does doubt me, well i'd rather she hate me because she knows me then love me because she doesn't. i want to share myself completly with her, and that means my mind too, i'll tell her everything, if it dooms the relationship, well at least i tried.

i guess i should listen to my elders, espreacially married ones, but alas i'm cocky and young, idealistic and naive, romantic sand blind. i know i'm doing all the wrong things for the right reasons. but its the best i can do. i feel as though telling her about someone important to me from my past is the right thing to do. my heart tells me that was the right thing to do. maqybe if i thought with my head [north or south] i'd hide the truth so as to ensure immeadiate security, but i can't do that. i sure hope i'm talking the correct path, because if my heart is leading me wrong, then i nothing to guide me anymore.

i hope to work more on my story after i update, i've worked on it a lot today. its because my love likes it so much, plus talking about it to her made me want to write those parts. if she ever does make Anime like she wants to, she wants to make my story into one, the only problem is that it is a fanfic, so i have to change a lot about it, but i can see how i could. its worth it if i hear Scott McNeil's voice coming out of a well animated Kit's mouth as he, Kira Vincent Davis as Foxxy and Crispin Freeman [its just unhealthy] as Aveian.

but i am kinda tired, i'll still stay up till 2 like usual though.

except i keep yawning, it hurts my tongue, i think i sprained my tongue trying to give myself a hicky. i want to be ready to play with my love if i get a chance this summer, so i must learn this technique, except i'm failing horribly, my technique sucks, i have no idea of the time frame, the motions, or even the relative difficulty ratio of the the soft skin of a female's neck, shoulders and chest as opposed to my left arm. i mean it would be nice to learn with her, but she learned just because she likes nibbling and sucking on her own flesh, and i won't have much time this summer, so i must learn.

well read Absolute Power do me this favor and i'll do one for you.

quote:

its a long on'

see for the last two monthes i've neen watching Chobits, my loves all time favorite Anime, and i've been dropping hints, which she doesn't seem to notice well it finally happened tonight. so i'll lost a bunch of our Chobits-esque quotes.

Her: i'm an idiot.

Me: Yes, but you're the idiot for me and only for me.

nothin'

Her: Yay!

Me: ALRIGHT! [sound just like him]

Her: [confused] What was that about?

Me: [as conspicuous as OJ with a butcher knife and a dead white lady] Nothing.... *nerous laugh*

she's really dense, or should i say common sense is not her strong point?

here's the conversation that revealed it.

Her; i'm glad you're not one of those people obseessed with anime, like the care more about the characters then people *i snicker* like they'd rather watch hentai then have a real relationship. *snicker* they just go "that character is so hot," and never notice people. *more snickers* whats so funny, you're been laughing since i started talking about this.

Me: sorry, i kept thinking "there are no people here, they are all with it, none of the people want to be with people anymore, they just want to play with it."

Her: I don't get it.

Me: well its okay, i'll tell you in a couple weeks.

her: i really wanna know now.

me: but i don't wanna ruin it.

Her: it'll drive me crazy.

me: fine, a bunny told me.

Her: Bunnies can talk?

me: yeah.

Her: i think i know!

me: you should....

Her: is it an easter thing?

me: no.

her: Another clue.

Me: if all the people in the town are gone away with it, then what would the town be?

her: i don't know. [a town with no people, sometimes her dumbness scares me]

me: i think its that you know what i'm joking about so much better then me i can't make a joke at your level.

Her; tell me the jokie again.


Me: there are no people here, they are all with it, the people no longer want to spend time with people, they just play with it.

Her: is it a body part?

Me: no.

Her: i was thinking it was a penis

Me; first two letters are right.

Her; what are the next two?

Me; R and S

Her; PERS, PERS... a talking bunny... people playing with it... kinda sounds like Chobits...

Me: BONG BONG BONG, that is the correct answer!

Her; huh?

me; that was an apperently bad Sumomo impression.

Her; damn i'm an idiot, that's my favorite show an everything!

Me: yep!

i then told her all the other jokes, she was pretty embarrassed.

well thanks for reading this far, sorry for the length!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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