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Saturday, May 27, 2006


Attention.
yes i do like attention. i mean to certain degree i like the attention of others. i do like girls calling me cute, and saying they're jealous of the girl that wakes up every day knowing that i'm her's.

yes its nice to hear these things, but they're not the reason i do what i do, i don't things for the attention. i mean yeah, most the timer everyone thinks i'm this uber-romantic, but ypu guys, my loyal peoplzez have on several occassions said that i'm whipped, more in love with the concept of love then my mate, and that i'm not in love, and my concepts of love are twisted and wrong.

but i was never discouraged, when people said that my idea that we all act to some degree for self in all actions was twisted reasoning, i just thought even harder about each bit of self pleasure everything people called selfless would have. when you said that love isn't being on a short leash8, i made her promise to keep me on one, and when you said i'm whipped i just acted more like her pet.

in all truth i don't give a fuck what people say about me. i mean its nice to get comments on my shirt, or my uber-lovey posts, telling me i'm this god of romance, but i don't need them. people tell me i can't trust her, that she could be cheating on me, be a man, or a hooker. but i love her, and if any of that is true, then its true, but for now i believe her. i love her, i believe in her.

yes, its nice to be agreed with, to get attention, and i mean to the certain degree i like the kinkieness of dressing up in something embarassing, and being in public all cute, and yeah, i may be a emotional masochist, but i do it because i want to, and that she wants me to.

i like being embarassed and played with to a degree, because its fun, its fun to be sensitive, to see everyone knowing that you're owned and weak, i like feeling like a boy-toy, a kept puppy, that my existance is for the expressed purpose of her emotional and physical pleasure. because normally i'm a competitive, cocky, arrogant, abrasive, self-centered, ego-manical asshole, so its good to know she can reduce me to her love-struck, humble, weak, decorated pet puppy-slave.

if you all agree, yay, if you disagree, fuel for my fists as i train, if no one replies, if i get no attention, of well, because all these feelings are inside of me, i blog them for a biyt of attention i don't need to go on. all of you peoplzez, your support is my emotional dessert.

read Absolute Power its below and at the link! yay!

quote:
Kitty telling me about a friend, then me telling my girl.

Kitty: My friend, SHE can write her name in the snow.

Me: how can she do that.

Kitty: i just saw it afterward, i didn't see her do it.

Me: she must be very nimble.

Kitty: Her namer is Amanda too.

Me: How can a girl do that?

Her: if a girl holds it long enough she can pee forward like a guy, its hard though...

Me: Ooooooooooooooooh...

Her: Whats her name?

Me: Amanda.

Her: WOW! thars a lot of curves!

Me: i know, she must have really good control.

Her: and a lot of pee!

Me: i can't even write my name, well, i never tried.

Her: you know, i'm reeaally embarassed talking to you about this, its just wrong.

she's so cute when she's embarrassed. i'm happy she has, and will teach me so much about the femal anatomy.

HAIL ZEON!!!!

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Absolute Power ch.7

Absolute Power
Mission: 7
In Soviet Russia…

Kit: So commander, where are we headed now?

Aveian: Russia. It seems like the best place to head about now.

Kit: I heard Russia is pretty dangerous.

Aveian: It was, but now they’ve lost the ability to incarcerate Fighters, the people won’t allow it and all the prisons guards where transferred to some place else.

Kit looks over at Allenby, she looks distressed.

Kit: What’s wrong Allie?

Allenby: It’s just that George seemed so different, and from what I’ve heard, Domon has too. I’m just wondering what’s happening.

Kit puts his hand on her shoulder and looks her in the eyes.

Kit: Whatever it is, however hard the journey will be, we’ll find out, together.

Allenby: (touched) Thanks Kit.

Aveian: Well, I’ll leave you two alone, I have to work on Blackstar, it’s not quite up to battle ready yet.

Kit: (says without speaking) Thanks dude!

Aveian: (ditto) No need.

Aveian walks out.

Kit: (reaches into his pocket) Care to explain this. (whips out the picture)

Allenby: Uuuuh…

Kit: Yes?

Allenby: Where’d you find that?

Kit: In your Suit, when I was taking it back to the ship.

Allenby: Well, you see, uuh…

Kit: (getting up to walk out) Don’t worry; I have one of you in my Cockpit. To remind of the reason I’m out there endangering my life.

Allenby: (softly, head down, blushing lightly) Me too.

Kit begins to walk out.

Allenby: I can’t say anything yet!!!! (Kit stops) I still have feelings for Domon, so I can’t…

Kit: (Turns to face her) You don’t have to say anymore, I’ll wait, I’ll wait a million years, ‘till you’re ready.

Kit walks off.

Allenby: Wait!

Allenby runs off after him.

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The man: Argo, I see you brought your keeper! Or should I say Natasha brought her pet?!

Argo is now in a full body spandex suit. He has a large studded leather piece over his chest and back like football pads. It is folds that look like pecs and a washboard stomach. It extends over his shoulder with spikes. He also has on studded leather chaps, big leather boots and gloves along with a choker and leash Natasha holds onto.

Natasha is in a dominatrix outfit, leather short skirt and halter top, big stiletto heels, hat and gloves, black non-leather choker, black lipstick, nail polish, mascara, eye-liner, and blood red eye shadow. She even has contacts in to turn her eyes maroon.

Natasha: So, you want use of my little helpless slave Argo here?

The man: Yes, that’d be nice.

Natasha: (Licking her lips) well, I want something in return.

The man: I promise that if Argo can defeat Kit Sune and Aveian Wind I’ll give them to you for your uses.

The man hands her pictures of them.

Natasha: They look like real spitfires; I’ll enjoy breaking them into my personal love slave boy toys.

The man: Then we have a deal.

Natasha: You’re on, but, if he fails I get you.

The man looks very frightened and panicked, and then he thinks for a second and looks calmer.

The man: You have a deal. (Holds out his hand)

Natasha: (grabbing his hand and looking him in the eyes) Let’s seal it with a kiss!!!!

Natasha jumps on him and forces him to the ground. we hear smooching and muffled protest.

Natasha: (gets off him) There’s a lot more where that came from, just remember you’re mine. See you later lover!

The man: (black lips all over his face) (spitting) Disgusting!!! (laughs) Kit will pay when I get him, or should I say when she does?!

Sora: are you busy, sir?

The man: No, no, you’re the only woman for me my love.

Sora: (faking sincerity) Thank you so much! (Thinking) touch me and I’ll Taser your ass, pervert!! I hope Kit does win, just so I can see the kisses on your face!!

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Allenby: Kit. (he keeps walking) Kit! Kit! Kit!

She grabs his arm and pins him against the wall.

Allenby: (eyes watering) I just wanna thank you for all you’ve done for me, and no matter what I want you to know I really care for you!

Kit brings up his hand and wipes the tears out of her eyes with his finger.

Kit: Please don’t cry, I never wanna make you do that again.

Allenby: Okay, I’m sorry.

Kit: don’t apologize.

Allenby: Alright, sorry.

Kit: (laughs) Come on, let’s watch some TV!

Allenby: Okay.

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Sylven: Well, I’d say we’ve worked pretty hard, how about a break.

Foxxy: (looks up at him with a shifty glance) You don’t need to baby me.

Sylven: And you don’t need to push yourself to impress me. I already said I respect you. So come on lets take a rest.

Foxxy: (normal perk) Okay!!

Sylven: That was easy, I know I’m not as good a cook as Aveian but I’ll try to make what you want.

Foxxy: (Huge eyes, hearts over her head, fists pressed to her chest, sparkly background) You’re the best cook ever, whatever you make I’m sure I’ll love!!!

Sylven: (sweat drop) Okay. I’ll make a Blain family recipe.

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Foxxy: YAY!!! Hot wings!!!

Sylven: it’s my great grandfather’s recipe…

Foxxy picks one up and takes a bite.

Sylven: …And ever since then…

Foxxy’s face turns bright red.

Foxxy: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxxy runs over to the sink and chugs gulp after gulp of water.

Sylven: Too spicy?

Foxxy: (tongue hanging out) maybe a little. Sylven?

Sylven: Yes?

Foxxy: I can’t feel my tongue.

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(Real time with Bill Maher music plays)

Kit: Turn Based with Duo Maxwell!

Allenby: I love this show.

Kit: I do a great impression of him.

(Duo:) (Audience screaming and cheering) Thank you, thank you! Please we only have an hour. (Audience laughs then quiets) Alright so the Gundam fight started while we were off the air, so I’d like to help get everyone get up to date.
Neo France is asking if they can just work this out with a treaty. The Italians are opening introducing other fighter to the marine life, the Irish are settling the fights over a pint. Neo-Germany is without a fighter. When asked about how the would solve this problem, they where quoted to say that they’re hard at work at a final solution.

The audience explodes with laughter.

Duo: Thank you, thank you, calm down. And people wonder how I got kicked off EFG.
My first guest is a good friend of mine. Please welcome Releena Peacecraft.

The flat screen drops down and Releena shows up on it.

Duo: Waz up Releena?

Releena: Where’s Heero? I know you know where he is!!

Duo: Yeah, that restraining order is for both your sakes. You know what he’ll do if you get near him.

Releena: HEERO!!!! I’M RIGHT HERE SO COME OVER HERE AND KILL ME!!!

Duo: Releena.

Releena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Alright pal, enough of this shit, Heero please I’m begging you, find her and kill her, she’s in her palace in Sanc just fire the Buster Rifle into the castle, it’s that easy.

Releena: (Over joyed) Duo, thank you!!!

Duo: (Click) Releena Peacecraft everyone.
Chirp, chirp, chirp.

Duo: I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t clap either. Let’s meet our panel!

Duo goes over to the table and sits down.

Duo: From Yu Yu Hakusho, fellow woman look alike Kurama! (Cheers)
From InuYasha, another she-man Koga!
And from Excel Saga, someone who’s died more times than Jesus, (I’m goin to hell) Hyatt!

Camera pans out then back in on Duo.

Duo: So how is everyone?

Kurama: I’m fine.

Koga: Glad to be on here again!

Hyatt: I’m very… (Gag, gasps, vomits blood, head hits desk)

Koga: (checks pulse) I think she’s dead.

Kurama: in that case does anyone mind if I take her, my plants are hungry and I’m out of fertilizer.

Duo: Sure buddy, I don’t really care. Anyway, I’d like to congratulate you guys on your recent projects. Kurama, your court show is very appealing, and Koga I’d like to congratulate you on becoming QB for the Timber Wolves.

Koga: It’s no big deal. If you think about it it’s the perfect job for me!

Kurama: But wait until they test you for performance enhancing Jewel shards.

Crowd explodes with laughter.

Duo: Settle down, settle down! (laughs) that was pretty good though man!

Koga: Yeah, I guess the hot pink mullet really enhances your mental capabilities.

Kurama: This coming from a man with a black pony tail with matching wolf hair scrunchie and mini-skirt.

Duo: (laughs) Please stop or you’ll get me fired again.

Koga: Real Time with Koga!

Duo: Anyway, the big news is the new fighters that are tearing up the competition. Kit Sune of well, here, Draco Spitfire of… wait, where the hell is he from?! No seriously I don’t know! Also the Egyptian, Turkish, Nigerian, and the Fighter from Amsterdam are doing very well. Then of course the veterans, China, Russia, France, and Sweden are doing very good as well. Any predictions?

Koga: Kit. I kinda connect with him.

Duo: I know me too. How bout you Kurama?

Kurama: I’m waiting for the champ to surface, and then I’ll tell you.

Duo: Yeah, where is Domon?

Koga: Probably enjoying time with his woman.

Duo: Speaking of that, how are you and Kagome Doin’?

Koga: Fine, can’t say the same for InuYasha, he broke down when he got the news.

Duo: Well now it’s time to go to our next guest, please welcome from Gundam SEED, Rau Le Creuset!

The screen comes down.

Duo: So Ra, I heard you’re on an anti-drug campaign.

Rau: Yes I’ve been teaching children of the evils of drugs.

Duo: Isn’t that a little, well hypocritical?

Rau: What do you mean?

Duo: You know what I mean.

Rau: I… I really… excuse me.

Screaming, growling, retching, and shrieking in pain. A pill bottle rattles, we hear ravenous gulping. Rau comes back on screen.

Rau: Now what were you saying about my merit as a children’s helper?

Duo: That’s what I mean! You choker down pills like you’re drowning!

Rau: Now duo I teach them to do as a preach, not as I do.

Duo: Well, hope you have luck in your new job! Rau Le Creuset everyone!

TV turns off, Audience claps a little.

Duo: That was weird, well time for New Rules!

New Rules music.

Duo: New rule, No more referring to shows as “reality shows.” Reality isn’t 6 people living in a high class condo, or people eating monkey nuts for money. Reality is 17 people living in a one room slum apartment and eating rat testicles to survive.

Audience claps.

Duo: New rule, people need to stop saying that me, Kurama, Koga, Hiei, Heero, and Inuyasha are gay. Most of us are married, except Inu. We’ve never even experimented. But don’t feel bad, you still have Quatre, Trowa, and Jakotsu. Oh yeah and Max from Beyblade. Real flamer.

Audience roars with sounds.

Duo: And finally new rule, being blind isn’t good!
Every business now is required to say, we’re color blind or we’re race blind, or sex blind.
Okay I get it, you don’t discriminate and that’s good, but remembers blind still means you can’t see!!
I’d like to thank my guests Koga, Kurama, Releena, Rau Le Creuset, and the late great Hyatt! See ya next week!

Click TV goes off.

Kit: See that we’re famous!

Allenby: Who Knew? (yawns) Man I’m beat, I’m goin to bed, ya wanna join me?

Kit: you invitin’ me to sleep with you?

Allenby: (winks) Maybe I am, so you up to it?

Kit: like I could turn that down, yeah I’m pretty tired too.

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Aveian is in the hanger working on BlackStar.
Aveian: I can’t believe I’m doin’ this, go out of my way to give them together time. It’s insane. Still I do wonder what it’s like to feel like that. To actually feel like that for another person, maybe I’ll find out some day. Damn, there I go again! They’re infecting me with this love sickness. I must have gone insane.

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Natasha: Now Argo, go out there and catch me these tasty looking treats so I can have some new slaves to play with.

Argo: Yes mistress, Argo will catch fresh meat for you!

Natasha: Make sure you do, and I’ll give that little man some more love either way. NOW GO!!!

She whips him; Argo climbs into his Gundam and takes off.

Natasha: (thinking) Now hurry and bring me back my new toys Argo!

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Allenby: Mornin’ sleepin cutie!

Kit: Don’t play with me, you know men come full equipped in the morning!

Allenby: You’re sick! Come on lets go!

Kit: Go where?

Allenby: I don’t know, pick somewhere! I just wanna go someplace with ya!

Kit: Okay, let me get ready!

Allenby: What afraid I’ll see somethin.

Kit: Look babe, more girls have seen my junk than have seen the sun rise!

Allenby: In that case I’m curious!

Kit: Too bad, I’m dressed.

Allenby: How’d you do that?

Kit: I told you, experience!

Allenby: So, where we goin’?

Kit: No where in particular, just figured we could go for a walk together, we’ll find somethin to do.

Allenby: Sounds fun lets go!

The two of them set off on their walk.

Kit: So, what are you gonna do when we find Domon?

Allenby: I don’t know, I’ll just ask why he’s doing all this. I don’t understand.

Kit: I’m sure he’ll give you an answer and no matter what I’ll be there beside you.

Allenby: Thank you. You don’t know how much this means to me.

Kit: I’m just glad you’d let me do it!

Allenby: Kit, its not you, I have to find out about Domon before I do anything else, I need closure. So I can move on.

Kit: Whatever the reason, know I’ll be with you till the end.

Allenby: Kit.

Thunder crash, rain starts to pour down.

Kit: Here take my jacket.

Allenby: Thanks.

Kit: We better find shelter.

Allenby: No come on, lets play around in the rain a little!!

Kit: Fine, alright.

Allenby: I can tell you don’t want to, I should make you stay out here with me, but… since I’m so nice we’ll go inside, (wink) but you’ll owe me later.

Kit: (clutching himself) No we’ll stay out here, I’m fine.

Allenby: Kit, you’re so sweet! (Kisses him on the cheek) Mmmwwaaah! I can tell you’d anything for me, and I really appreciate that, so lets get inside. And who knows we could huddle together for warmth.

Kit: That’d be fun! (They enter a tavern) At least my cheek is warm!

Allenby: You better get used to it, cause if Domon really is crazy you’re all mine!!

Kit: I’ll hold you to that.

Man: (InuYasha) Hey old man, I asked if you know where Domon Kassu or his flunkies are!

Bartender: I don’t need to answer questions from punks like you.

Draco: Damn you, you vagrant Cur! Do you not know who I am!!?!

Profile
Draco Spitfire
Age: 21
Height: 5 foot 9
Voice: Richard Cox (InuYasha/Bit Cloud, Zoids)
Body: Functionally muscular, ripped arms, pecs, wash board stomach, tight glutes and legs.
Clothes: a red crimson red t-shirt tattered like Hiei’s with matching pants with black ones over them. Black chest armor and cod piece, boots and suede gloves with the wrists wrinkled down. He has a European broad sword in sheath on his hip. The hilt is red with gold bottom and cross-guard. He has on a shiny black latex cape with gold velvet on the inside.
Face: Red eyes, perfect white teeth, trimmed eyelashes and brows. His hair is short and black, spiked up with the bangs dyed yellow and red in the front to look like flames.
Personally: Draco is a prince, he’s rich and a little stuck up. He gas lead a sheltered life, so is isn’t much of a people person. He is a bit of a pricky asshole. But he has a deep sense of honor and justice. He’s a good guy deep down in there, you just have to get there. When he speaks, its usually in a holier than thou tone.

Draco: I am Price Draco Spitfire, dark knight of the abyss!!

Kit: Wait, you are Draco! I knew I saw you before!

Draco: Yeah so what you want a… Wait that voice.

Draco draws his sword and turns to face Kit.

Draco: You’re Kit Sune! I’ve been looking for you. I know you work for B.V. and that you’re worked closely with Negeta Zeru and his organization. That makes you my enemy, ( rushes at kit) SO I”LL KILL YOU!!!
Kit draws his blade and blocks Draco’s over his head.

Kit: Whoa dude, I haven’t been with Negeta for a long time, and what does Negeta have to do with B.V.?

Draco: (bring sword up and striking again, Kit blocks) As if you don’t know!!!!

Kit: I don’t.

Draco: Negeta infiltrated Black Vulpine a long time ago!! And don’t pretend you didn’t realize it!!

Kit: I really had no idea, I hate Negeta, and do you think if I knew I’d be helping him I would?!

Draco: NO EXCUSES!!!!!

Draco forces his sword down throwing Kit back. Then rushes at him.

Allenby: KIT NO!!!!

Kit’s Kodachi sticks into the ground, he stands arms extended out, the tip of Draco’s broad sword between his eyes.

Kit: You’re right, there is no excuse, I hate Negeta more than anyone in the world, he destroyed my family and my life, so if I’m helping a worthless fuck like him, I deserve to die!! So go ahead Draco finish the job, just make sure you don’t forget to kill my “boss” too.

Draco: Very well.

Allenby shuts her eyes in fear.

SSSSHHIIINK!!!!!

Draco stands, with his sword in his sheath, Kit… stands where he was unharmed.

Kit: So, you change your mind?

Draco: (back turned, walking away) Anyone who would speak with such conviction and risk their life for a cause deserves to keep it. Even if those words were all shit.

Kit: (smiles a little at the last comment) Thanks for that, say buy ya a drink?

Draco: I don’t drink. (Walks out)

Kit: So, it looks like the rain cleared up, wanna go home?

Allenby: Want your jacket back?

Kit: Nah, then how will I get you to huddle up with me for warmth?

Allenby: Tell ya what, (drapes his jacket over his shoulders and leans close to his ear) how bout I let you do both?

Kit: Sounds fun.

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Argo is flying in his Gundam surveying the area, the man is on the

Argo: Argo trying to find ship. Argo hope Argo find it soon.

The man: You better, or else I’ll pay for your mistake, and I’ll make sure you pay for your mistake, roger Argo?

Argo: Argo understand.

The man: Good, because if I go down you’re comin with me. (Vid screen goes out)

Argo: Argo screwed. Wait, Argo see something, Argo investigate!!

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Kit and Allenby enter the ship.

Kit: So what do you say, how about we go into your room, that off our wet clothes, and clutch onto each others body for warmth?!

Allenby: Maybe, if you’re lucky! (Wink)

Aveian: Too bad you’re not.

Kit: Whaaa?

Kit turns around to see Aveian standing on the stairs to the upper level, smoking, looking down at him.

Aveian: An enemy Suit has been sited in the area, and guess who’s frequency its transmitting on.

Kit: (defeated) Domon’s…
Aveian: Good guess.

Kit: Well I guess I’ll have to deal with this idiot first! Well, can I at least get a kiss for luck?!

Aveian: No. (Kit rolls his eyes)

Allenby: Sorry, you already got yours for today.

Kit: Tease.

Allenby: But, I guess I can make an exception. (Gives him a quick peck on the cheek) For you.

Kit: Good, now this prick is dead.

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Argo: Argo DESTROY!!!!!

The ships hanger gate opens and Kits Gundam starts to rise out.

Kit: Hold on a damn minute.

Argo: Huh?

The two Suits hover in the air, the pilots having a little discussion.

Kit: You know what you’re gonna pay!

Argo: Huh, what Argo do?!

Kit: If it weren’t for you, I’d be cuddling up with a hot half-naked girl right now!

Argo: Half-Naked girls scare Argo.

Kit: Who the hell are you?

Argo: Who you?

Kit: The name’s Kit Sune.

Argo: Kit Sune, me Argo Gulski, AND ME DESTROY YOU!!!!

Argo’s Gundam shoots off towards Kit’s.
Argo’s new Gundam is like Bolt, only Screw, 5 has large screw spikes on the shoulders, one in the center, and one at each diagonal around it, one on each elbow and knee, and three on the outer thighs. On each hand is a huge drill And there is a rifle barrel in each forearm where the hammer ball handles used to be.

Kit: Oh, you’re an excitable one!!

Kit maneuvers to the side and kicks Argo in the back as he misses a huge drill hay-maker thrust. Argo flies back up striking with another drill thrust, but Kit takes off towards the ground.

Argo: You no get away!!

Argo launches the two drills off and they fly behind him, he opens fire with the rifles, the bullets wiz right by Kit’s Gundam, on hits in the center of his shoulder armor and goes straight through.

Kit: Shit, can’t let that happen again. (Pulls a hard turn) Good thing he’s a bad shot!

Kit gets to the ground, pulls up, cuts the thrusters and lands. Argo comes baring down. Kit raises the hyper beam rifle and takes aim.

Kit: Take this!!

Kit opens fire into the air, hitting the drills, but the beams break apart on the drills.

Kit: Not good.

Kit fires at Argo’s Suit, the beams are about to impact, then…

Argo: You die now, SCREW MISSLES!!!!

The spikes break-off and fly at Kit, the difference in drag changes Argo’s position and the shots graze him.

Kit: Too easy!

Kit jumps back and the missiles slam into the ground.

Kit: What the hell, no explosion? Wait… Shit!!

Kit jumps forward, but it’s too late and a missile impacts his back from below. His Gundam slams into the ground and skids for a while on his chest.

Kit: Owww!

Kit stands up.
Kit: Damn it! The Beam Rifle is trashed.

Kit throws it down and draws a Beam Kodachi. The missiles come up, Kit cuts one in half with the sword and knocks one out of the air with the shield. Kit flies back at full throttle firing on the missiles with the head guns destroying a few. Suddenly one comes up from below, Kit blocks with the shield, the missile impacts and trashes the shield, two more come up from the sides, Kit drops the sword and shield, the missiles hit them and Kit pulls up and out.

Kit lands his Suit, unarmed, and low on fuel and Vulcan ammo.

Kit: (Breathing hard, sweaty, eyes focused) Well, this doesn’t look good. I may die, man that’d suck, and I haven’t even gotten things settled with Allenby yet! So, (Gundam’s hands start to glow) I GOTTA LIVE!!!

The hands turn orange.

Kit: (Lunges forward) FOX TRICK!!!!!

Kit brings down the fingers Iron Reaver style, cutting through multiple missiles. He lands behind them and rushes towards Argo.

Argo: You no touch Argo, now take this, SCREW FIST!!!!

Kit: (lookin at energy levels) I’m almost out, I guess this is my last stand! Better make it count!!!

The drill and hand are about to meet when…

VVVVVVRRRRRIIINNNG!!!

A large sword hits the drill out of the way and a black Gundam stands before Kit.

Pilot: (InuYasha) Well, maybe I should have killed you when I had the chance, since you’re just gonna die here!

Kit: Draco?!

Draco: I see you remember me.

Draco’s Gundam is Blitz with a cape like Draco’s, a Sword striker style sword, mounted on the hip, and a DeathScythe shield on the left arm. Draco’s Mobile Trace Suit is without the antennas, which are hidden under the material, he has a black serpentine dragon’s head symbol on his black Trace suit outlined in white with flames on the wrists and ankles.

Argo: (growls) Now who you!!!!

Draco: (Smirks) The name is Draco Spitfire, REMEMBER IT!!!!

Draco flies right at Argo, Argo fires the second drill, but Draco knocks it out of the way, the remaining missiles fly out of the ground and at Draco.

Draco: THAT WON’T WORK ON ME!!!

Draco fires duel flame-throwers installed in the head where the Vulcans would be, wiping out the remaining missiles.

Draco: NOW, TO END THIS!!!!

Draco drives his sword into Screw’s arm, wrenching it off, he lands behind him, and throws his sword into the air.

Draco: DRAKE!!!!

A translucent dragon head flies from Drake Gundam’s hand as he throws a right jab, it hits Screw in the back, blowing it out of commission.

Draco: A cur like you could never defeat me!!

Draco catches the sword and places it back on his hip. He points the buster shield towards Argo’s Gundam.

Draco: Now I end your miserable existence!

Drake’s sensors beep quickly and loudly.

Draco: Damn it!!

He moves out of the way as two beams hit the ground where he was.

George: (in Cape) Come Argo, lets make our escape!!

Cape picks up Screw, Draco tries to take aim but George’s bits keep him busy till they have time to escape.

Draco: Damn, they escaped. You still alive in there Fox Boy?

Kit: (weakly, looking up from laying down out of exhaustion) Yeah, I’m not that easy to kill!

Draco: I wouldn’t say that, that’s twice today your life has been spared by me!

Kit: (getting set back into the controls) Well, I’m still alive so that’s all that matters.

Draco: (pissed) Don’t be so damn naïve!!! You can’t be so careless!!! There are people counting on you!! So if you die, you let all those people down!!!

Kit: You’re right, I was careless.

Draco: (calming down) Well at least you understand your mistake.

Kit: Thank you for the help, saving me, sparing me, and getting me to open my eyes.

Draco: There’s no point in apologizing, its just words, and words mean nothing.

Kit: You’re a real hard ass!

Draco: I’m realistic. Now I’ve decided to join you’re stupid little group. But I refuse to travel in that piece of shit ship!

Kit: Screw you dude, you act like your company is some great gift, if you can’t live on my ship don’t live with me.

Draco: No I won’t live on your ship, you’ll live on mine!!

A huge black ship descends from above the clouds. It’s a black version of the Orb union’s aegis from Gundam SEED, with four large beam cannons, two on each side by the wings and two diagonal fins in the back. all the panels are outlined in white. it has one of Draco’s symbols on each wing and on the sides of the front section.

Draco: Meet my Raven corps. The pride of my families fleet. Load all of your things aboard, I’ll send your old ship back to its base.

Kit: Whadda ya think Commander, ya wanna go.

Aveian: (on the Vid-Screen, layed back, feet up, smoking) Hell, why not, its not like I can stop you two. I have to come to make sure you youngsters don’t get killed, besides (opens eyes and looks towards the camera), I think we deserve a little comfort after all this.

Kit/Allenby: YAY!!!!!!

Draco/Aveian: Morons.

BlackStar and Faye Board the ship. Kit’s Gundam is lagging behind, dragging the ship him and Allenby came down in.
Kit: Just a little Souvenir.

Draco: Naïve romantic fool.

Aveian: (head down, eyes closed, calmly speaking) Yeah he is, but don’t you envy him?

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The man: you failed me Argo!!!! UNEXCEPTABLE!!!!

Natasha: Oooooh Mr. Leader, you didn’t bring me my fresh meat, and you know what that means…

The man: (Frantic) Now about that, see I didn’t really…

Sora: (leaning against a rail, arms crossed) Now leader, you’re not trying to back down are you?

George: (Same) Now you wouldn’t back out of an agreement would you?

Mercenary 1: Yes, because that wouldn’t be very encouraging to our moral now would it?

The man looks all around him frantically as Natasha slowly stalks towards him.

Natasha: (approaches him) Now… (slaps hand-cuffs on him) …my new little slave boy… (shackles his legs) … its time for you to pay for your wager… (slaps a choker and leash around his neck) …And you’ll pay big time.

Natasha starts pulling him away by the leash. He tries to pull back, but he just slides across the floor.

Natasha: You have a lot of spunk, it’ll be fun to break you in. (winks and puckers her lips, a black heart pops up over her head)

The man cringes, he looks back at his soldiers, who just wave as he’s dragged off to his fate.

Heavy door slams shut.

Natasha: (through door) Now come here and take your punishment!!

Metal chains clink, locks lock, straps snap, we hear smooching and kissy noises.

The man: (Through door) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: Beautiful!!!

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(ending music)

Our three adventurers enter Draco’s living room. Which of course is the best money can buy.

Kit: Man, look at this place!!!

Allenby: A girl could get used to this!!!

Aveian: I must admit I’m impressed.

Draco: Good, just don’t ruin it!!

Ja Ne

Foxxy: Isn’t all this fighting awesome!? It’s like we put the creamy filling back in the Twinkie! Well too bad because we’re about to drain it out and take a shit in the hole! No fighting, just romance and betrayal, involving Aveian! Yeah, I know you’re waiting for that! Next episode: No Action For You! So you better get ready!


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Friday, May 26, 2006


Emotion.
i love the .Hack-esque titles.

well today was a day of emotions, yes a very emotional day.

see today the seniors graduated, and to any of you that know me know why i was so sad. yep, that means i will never see Dafina in school ever again. so needless to say i was quite sad. she actually stopped by my third hour class before she left. and i was so sad because they announced all that all the seniors could leave, but underclassmen had to stay in class. which meant i may not be able to say good-bye. but luckily i have A lunch, so i got to the parking-lot as fast as possible. i was so scared i'd missed her, since cars were already leaving. i felt my face muscles twitch, i felt my lips quiver, my vision blurred, my eyes burned, my throat closed up. i said i wouldn't cry, then i saw a tan, thin frame, with a black pony tail come down the walk-way. the tears flowed so hard, i tried to ewalk calmly to her, i tried not to look like a total pussy, i didn't want to be so weak. i tried to ask for a hug, but she told me to give her one before i could, she help me, and told me not to cry, i choked out a "please keep in touch," she saaid she would. i was so happy, yet sad. i watched her walk away, and sat on the bench until her car left, then i went to lunch, Stacy, avoiding her Ex sat with me, and said she'd been doing the same thing, crying over people leaving for a while. i still quivered, and the tears still flowed. i felt so wierd.

in creative writing i lost a piece of one of Kitty's piercing bars, i bounced like a hyper-ball because i thought it was just a ball-bearing. so now i owe her $10. she got pretty pissed, but she lightened up a bit. she even laughed about how well it bounced.

Stacy's group CARL met outside, but since we had been looking for Kitty's bally thing we met late, and i never stay after my dad gets there, so around 2:30, and right as we joined up my dad's car pulled up. Kitty said "i have half a mind to tell your dad what happened and make you stay here." i said try it, and she did, but i can run faster than her and my dad has a sense of humor so we sped off leaving the CARL group in the dust.

all after i got to my dad's house i wanted to talk to my love. that was a hard 8 hours.

but the time finally came and i heard my love's voice. we talked about me crying, and thinks its cute that i still have a crush on Dafina. she likes that i cry. we talked a lot about drawing, and now i'm going to try harder again. we also talked a lot about AP. she really likes the story. we really didn't even flirt, we just talked, it feels good to know that sometimes thats enough. she had to hang up early, so i know right noew she's crying. i really hope she's going to cheer up and be okay. i hope she can feel happy about me. see cuz last night she had to hang up and she told me to call back in an hour, at 11:40, so i did, even though i was really tired, she was so happy, and kissy, and sweet, and romantic, giggly anfd flirty, so when she did hang up she woke up at her 12:30 [3:30 for me] and couldn't falkl back alseep because she was too love-struck thinking about me.

i know, we're both really cute.

please read Absolute Power i'm trying really hard at it!

quote:
my love to me.

Her: right now i just imagine you as this cute little brown puppy with blue eyes, woith big floppy ears, and you're on your back and i'm kissing and rubbing your tummy. and don't worry, your girlfriend loves you a lot and will never ever let you go no matter what.

Me: and your cutie-puppy boyfriend loves you too, and i won't let go either.

also, to my number 1 critic, i didn't wear the shirt for attention, i did it because looking sat all the kisses and cuteness she gave to me make me happy, and i want everyone n earth to know i'm her's and she's so devoted and in love with me. that's why i wore the shirt.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006


more lovieness than usual.
today i do believe it will be mostly, if not all lovey-dovieness.

first off all i managed to disrupt the stain, so it was more of a light blotch. so i wore mu uber-cute kissed up shirt today, but since my dad would comment on it too much, so i put it in my pack, and wore another shirt, once i entered school i switched, and thus began my very happy day. i wasn't embarassed at all, i mean i felt uneasy, but the shirt that showed how loved i was, to be surrounded by signs of affection, it made me feel strong, so i never blushed. no one really commented on it to my face, becaquse anyone who knew me wasn't suprised i'd do something like that. a couple horny pricks said that hrer lips looked good, and i did get a few "cutes," but mostly nothing. Kitty did say that she wishes that she had someone to make her a shirt like that.

Dafina liked my shirt, as did my other senior friend Kelly, and as i sat by her, and Kitty in creative writing it was fun. Kitty was talking with her friend Katrina, who she told me sa few times she had a crush on, so via notes i prodded her to confess gher feelings, i think i almost have her to say it. i mean i want Kitty to be happy, plus i just want to see her all lovestruck and happy like me.

my other friend Stacy broke up with her BF Shane, who i never heard her say was a good guy, he ignored her, was not sweet or romantic, basically the anti-me. she says she may stop crying soon, though she never seems sad infront of me, and she even said that my kissie shirt made her all happy to look at.

it made really happy too, just to look down and know i'm covered in kisses.

well i had to change out of it before i went home, and while openning my pack i held the shirt in my mouth, and once in released it, i noticed my lips texture was different, i had been holding it up in my lips by a kissie mark. needless to dsay that made me really happy.

i'm going to mail my next letter today to her.

but i'm still happiest about my accidental 2nd degree kiss. it felt really good, the way her gloss made my lips feel.

Absolute Power read it for God's sake!

Quote:
nobody said anything before so here it is again!
a bit adult rated.

Me: you said "how hard you gonna go?"

annymous: ...no...

Me: don't lie, does that come up in happy dreams a lot?

annymous: ...no... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah...

Me: cute.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, May 22, 2006


seperate but equal.
well, i'm both happy and sad right now, i could prganize it into two lists, but i won't, because that would make sense, and i once devoted a whole 2 page post to underwear.

well, my package from the one i love came today, and i got all kinds of cuteness, lots of letters, each cover, and i do mean covered in her perfect, mouth watering, irresistable kisses. so yeah, i'm happy, i also got, as promised, a cute lovey box [like a jewelery box, but covered in ribbon and hearts, as well as i [heart] you in stones] i got a pink dogted bell on the front, and a white shirt all decorated in cuteness. unfortunatly the collar is quite small, and seeing how i need my trachea and jugular to keep living, i cannot wear it, and both the shirt the collar and the shirt were wrapped in green tissue paper, which bled all over them, and it won't come off. so yeah, once again a really happy thing ruined by fate's cruel hands.

i did get to spend a good 8 hours on the phone with my love yesterday, and i tell you i've never been happier, i mean it felt like my heart was exploding with love, i call it a heart orgasm, we both like the title. and i'm really glad now that love feels better then lust, that my heart can give me more pleasure then my nether bits.

but in shop class i've ruined my project and hyave no time to fix it, i mean i'll still get an A because i'll sand and assemble it nice, but it looks nothing like it should.

i figured out why youtube freezes up on me, bad software, and since my brother will take monthes to fix that it'll be a while before i can finish watching naked girls dismember eachother, i figure i'll finish it since everyone says its good, i guess without the fear of youtube freezing up on me it won't make qwuite so jittery.

i also got gel bracelets from her, which i wear proudly, just wish the two things i looked forward to getting so much weren't ruined.

but these gel bracelets were hers, and she gave them to me cuz she wanted to, she talked about how she missed them, so i will cherish them, they were a selfless gift.

i know she's going to cry and blame herself when i tell her about the stuff.

i'll just have to cheer her up.

Absolute Power its all that matters sometimes.

quote:
its self explanitory, me and my love.

Me: i'm glad i'm more important than peeing.


HAIL ZEON!!!!!

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Sunday, May 21, 2006


random-ness.
well, it seems that i created a lot of Elfen Lied fans with my last post, well i guess that can't be helped, i just don't like gore like that, its just too graphic and sadistic. i mean the show the flesh seperating, and the bones and muscles and stuff, its just too much, i mean mostly you see the blood and the seperated limb in anime, but you see the limb from the outside, on Elfen Lied you see the inside, where the parts seperated, iots just too much.

i mean i like girly anime like Kare Kano and SuperGALs, or mech stuff like Gundam, FMP, Eureka 7 and EVA. i mean i'm used to killing, but not like that, i mean EVa was creapy, but the Angels aren't human, i couldn't understand if the begged for mercy, the only one that spoke in a way i could understand wanted to die, and Shinji killed him in one move. i mean i was creeped out by Unit 2's death. i could watch Angels and EVAs die, because i didn't know them personally, i didn't know why they fought, they didn't convey emotions, they didn't show remorse, they didn't refuse to kill, or take actions just to please their father, i mean if Shinji went insane and tore Rei's fingers, then all her limbs off, i wouldn't have been able to watch EVA. i guess Nana killed Elfen Lied for me. i mean somehow she comes back, and so does Bando, both with replacements for the parts Lucy tore off, and i'd imagine both sans sexual organs, but i can't watch it, i guess Nyu is suppose to become more of a blatent rip-off of Chi and fall in love with the male lead, but i can't take it, Nana and Bando join Lucy's side, but they face whats described "the most sadistic and violent Diclonius." more sadistic then Lucy, and she supposedly "toys with Nana like a bug." i reaqlly don't need to see that.

i may watch it, if all you peoplzez watch it, and tell me its worth it, but right now, i don't know if it is. if Nyu really does become as good a character as Chi, and if theres a possibility that its less disturbing to see 14 instead of 4, i'll watch it then.

i slept in today, so i had little time with my love, plus tonight she couldn't talk much either, but we sure sucked up every moment of time together we could. theres a TNA PPV tomorrow, and my dad needs sleep, so he's not picking me up until 6:30 pm, so i'll have time with my love tommorrow.

this whole time my dad knew about her, my brother had told him, he just played dumb to keep me in the dark. i wonder how much people do that, i'm really cock, so i don't see things, i'm gullable too. i really need to sanalyze the right things more, i seem to think about the wrong things, for the wrong amount of time.

oh well, my love mailed me another package full of loey goodness. can't wait to get it!

read Absolute Power its such a great story, really.

quote:

Me: ALRIGHT!

i sound like Crispin Freeman when i do it, i practice. my girl still doesn't get it though, or she does and she's hiding it. i'm getting more aware of the concept of deception.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!

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Saturday, May 20, 2006


hurray for craziness.
because so many peoplezez asked about the show i will explain what i know of Elfen Lied.

the show starts out with Lucy, a naked, well endowed pink haired girl blowing apart soldiers, seemly by teleknesis, inside a base as she tries to escape, as he is escaping we see she is apparently impervious to bullets, and can throw a pen through your brain. but, as she exits the base she is shot in the head with a anti-tank sniper rifle, which serves to knock her into the ocean, she washes up on a beach, with amnesia, and now acts all cute and innocent and can only say "Nyu!" so they name her Nyu [rip off] and she pees her self, then destroys the boy who finds her's only memory sake of his dead sister.

second episode this deranged soldier comes after her, he beats down the kid and threatens Nyu, after having hit her in the face with his gun butt, the soldier Bando, orders his side-kick to execute her sense he's so weak, well Nyu goes Lucy on him and rips the poor bastard apart, Bando says her "vectors" can only reach 2 meters, and we see here that Lucy isn't teleknetic, she has invisable hands, 4 of them, and she procedes to throw entire yachts at poor Bando, who takes cover after blowing one of the boats up over Lucy's head, he waits for her to step into the spilled gas, then jumps up having the time of his life, and sees Lucy holding his partners assault rifle, after commenting on how unfair that is, Bando is shot in the chest several times. now Lucy stands over him, he goes to shoot her, but she tears his hand off, he goes to punch her and she breaks his wrist in like 12 places. Bando then curses her and says he'll get revenge, he'll never forget her face, as a vector comes over his face and plunges two fingers into his eyes.

third episode has some of the best quotes ever, all via Bando. after the director tells him he must go through with the operation he says "no way i'm getting castorated, dumbass!" Director Kurama says he simpathyzes, but its that or death, the fate of humanity depends on it. Bando replies "the end of humanity, and my balls, what the hell do these things have in common?!" Bando asks what those hands that took him out were, what was that demon, Kurama tells him that Lucy is a Diclonius, a genetic mutation, identified by the horn on their frontal lobes, and that they have vectors, that can move at the speed of light and are extremely powerful, they are weapons of defense, but they have a different, primary function. see diclonious either die shortly after birth, or in the first generation, but now they can reproduce with normal humans, one touch of their vectors changes your DNA. it ends with Kurama getting ready to use Diclonius 7, Nana.

Nana believes Kurama is her father, which is the only reason dhe survived the harsh experiments, Kurama dresses her for the first time in her life [she's 13] and frees her from her shackles to the wall. he tells her she has to kill Lucy, but Nana says she can't kill, but she'll bring Lucy back, Kurama agrees, Nana asks for one more favor.

meanwhile Nyu falls and hits her head, and becomes Lucy, she almost kills the main character guy, but for some reason she can't and runs off.

its revealed Nanas wanted Kurama's ties,which she ties around her horns and head like a head band. she asks Lucy to come back with her, Lucy throws her into a wall. Nana, bleeding from the mouth tells her that doesn't hurt, and hurls Lucy about 10 meters, into a cemetery, and starts strangling her with her vector. Lucy tries to use her's but they can't reach Nana, so Lucy throws head stones at her, which Nana dodges, and even grabs Lucy's leg, stopping her, until a little girl wanders in, who Lucy hurls through the air, Nana runs forward, releasing her apparently only vector to save the girl, but Lucy rips Nana's leg off and tears all her fingers off at the first knuckle. nana still says it doesn't hurt, so Lucy rips the other leg off, slowly. It still doesn't hurt, so she rips off an arm, Nana begs her to stop but Lucy rips off the last one. Kurama runs in to save Nana, who uses her vector to stop Lucy fro killing Kurama. Kurama takes her back to the base on the way, Nana apologizes for getting his tie dirty, Kurama tries to save her, but he's ordered to kill her, so he uthenizes her, saying "the operation may hurt, edure it for me Nana." she agrees, then says "i feel tired suddenly, farewell father."

thats all i saw, thers 10 more episodes, all are on youtube, so could all you guys intersted watch it and tell me if its good?

well i watched DVD 2 of Gundam SEED Destiny, its really good, i love the songs. i watched some of my new series too. i also ordered two VGCats shirts, so i'm really happy right now. i got a bunch of time with my love, during which we were VERY happy! i'm so glad to have her, and to be had by her.

read Absolute Power its slighty less disturbing then Elfen Lied.

quote:
a bit adult rated.

Me: you said "how hard you gonna go?"

annymous: ...no...

Me: don't lie, does that come up in happy dreams a lot?

annymous: ...no... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah...

Me: cute.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!

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Absolute Power ch.6
Absolute Power
Mission: 6
Nuns And Roses!

~Warning this may be offensive to women, Italians, or Catholics~


George Desande has returned, only now his hair is spikier and he wears a black version of Illpallazo from Excel Saga.

George: Kit!! I will find you! And bring Allenby back to her rightful owner!

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Sylven is in the hangar building his Gundam.

Foxxy: HEY SYLVEN!!!

Sylven comes damn close to falling off the rig.

Foxxy: What cha buildin’?!

Sylven: (Sweating, thinking) Oh shit, I’m screwed now, I’m found out she’s gonna kill me.

Foxxy: looks like a Gundam except built crappy. Need help?!

Sylven: Excuse me, I’m a skilled pilot and mechanic.

Foxxy: Keep telling yourself that, it may come true! Look I’ve been workin’ on machines since I was a kid.

Sylven: You are a kid.

Foxxy: Just except my help.

Sylven: (sighs) Alright, I’ll let you help out.

Foxxy: YAY!!!!!!

Sylven: (thinking) I know I’m gonna regret this.

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Kit: Ah, Rome; When I shit-a it burns-a!

Aveian: (now able to stand) I don’t think that’s right.

Allenby: Close enough! Come on let’s go I’m hungry!

Kit: Me too!

Aveian: Don’t you two ever stop eating?! Oh no… (He looks at them, they both give him the puppy dog eyes) fine. (Lights one up) Do whatever you want.

Both: YAY!!!!

The three of them go into a restaurant. They sit down then look around.

Kit: Is it just me, or do you feel like you’re being watched?

Aveian: Yeah, I feel it too.

Allenby: Me too, it’s really creepy! Oh no!

Kit: What?! Is it Domon?!

Allenby: No, nuns!

Kit: Huh?

Allenby: Nuns, I went to catholic school and nuns really scare me!

Kit: don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be comin’ over here, and if they do I’ll protect you!

Allenby: Thanks Kit.

Kit: No prob! Now waiter we’re waitin’ over here!

Waiter: (Tony Soprano) could you wait a god damn minute over there?! God bustin my balls!

A group of nuns stand up.

Head nun: You used the lord’s name in vain, repent!

Waiter: Fuck off!! I’m workin’ here so either sit down and shut up or get your ass’s outta here!

Nun: Repent or take your penance!

Waiter: Tony, Ralphy, get these cunts outta here!

Two thugs walk towards the three nuns. Suddenly the three nuns streak by the two thugs, the thugs fall to the ground behind them.

Kit looks at their hands.

Kit: Rulers?!

Nun: And you there!

Kit: Me?

Nun: Yes you, the gothic child.

Kit: First I’m not a kid, and second I’m sure as not one of those freaks!

Nun: Look at those scars on your face, that’s where you cut yourself isn’t it?!!

Kit: No! For your information these are both battle scars!

Nun: Lying is a grave sin, repent or burn in hell!

Kit: I’m warning you step off…

A ruler starts coming towards his head.

Nun: Repent Now!!!!!!

Kit jumps up.

Kit: …Or get knocked off!!!!!

Kit grabs his chair and sweeps it into one of the nun’s legs. He runs up and over the chair and jump kicks another nun then lands and punches another out.

Aveian: Here he goes again.

Nun: Hey you!

She runs up at Aveian from behind.

Aveian: (Shoots over his back) And here I go along with him. Allenby stay here, Allenby?

Allenby: Take this! (Punches out a nun)

Aveian: Of course, she is his girlfriend.

Kit: (off screen) She’s not my girlfriend!!

Just then tons of nuns rush in and surround them.

Kit: Oooh, shit.

Man: (Italian accent) Kid, GET DOWN!!!!!!

Aveian, Kit, and Allenby drop to the ground and multiple Restaurant workers whip out Thompson machine guns and open fire cutting all the nuns down.

Kit: Thanks dude!

Man: Thank me later, now come with us if you wanna live.

Kit: Sounds good to me, lets go guys!

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Aveian: So where are we and who are you.

Guy: We’re the Italian Mafia! Who the fuck do you think we are?! And we happen to be in our headquarters!!

Kit: He has a point. But what do you need us for.

Man: Let me start from the beginning. A few years ago the new pope Benedict DCLXVI, his first proclamation was to take over Italy and purge it of it’s sinners.

Aveian: So basically to form a Theocracy.

Man: Yeah, well if you think we’re gonna lay down and take it, fagettabodet! The Italian mafia lays down for no man! So we’re mountin’ a resistance. And we’re hopin for you’re help.

Another guy: Youse guys in?

Kit: Why not?!

Allenby: Kit?!

Kit: It’s the difference between a dictatorship and a theocracy, and a dictator is a lot easier to over throw than a Theological leader.

Aveian: It’s hard to out preach a preacher. A lot easier to out shoot a shooter.

Allenby: (sighs) You guys are insane, but if Kit’s in, it has to be a worthy cause! I’m in too!!

Kit: Allenby…

Allenby: Don’t say anything. I know.

Aveian: Well, I guess that means I’ll have to join in to keep you idiots alive.

Allenby: Just admit it, you love us!

Aveian: Piss off.

Kit: So are these nuns are that dangerous?

Leader: You saw what they did in that Restaurant.

Allenby: Besides, if you ever went to catholic school you’d know how scary they can be!

Kit: Well, either way I’ll defeat them!

Aveian: Great, those are famous last words if there are any.

Kit: Come on Aveian, after all we’ve been through you think some NUNS can stop us?!

Leader: One thing though, the Church has developed a Gundam, we have one too, but I doubt it can stand up to theirs.

Kit: Don’t worry, we’re Gundam Fighters. I’m the American Fighter.

Allenby: And I’m the Swedish one!!

Leader: Well then I’ll back you up in my suit. I suggest you get to you’re ship and get prepared.

Kit: Roger that.

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Foxxy: See how much easier it is with me helping?

Sylven: I have to admit, this has been a lot faster.

Foxxy: So you plannin’ on takin’ on my brother in that thing?
Sylven: What would make you say that?

Foxxy: Duh, this Suit is obviously made for Dueling and at this level; there wouldn’t be any other reason. Besides, who doesn’t want to kick my brother’s ass?!

Sylven: You’re very keen.

Foxxy: (surprised) Really?! Thanks!

Sylven: Don’t thank me, just show how smart you are through you’re work.

Foxxy: Roger dude!

Sylven: You’ve pretty unique too.

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Kit: Aveian, sit this battle out, you’re still injured.

Aveian: I don’t have to take orders from you.

Kit: Come on man.

Aveian: Fine I’ll back you up from the ship.

Kit: Man, you just can’t stay out of a good fight can ya?!

Aveian: You know me.

Allenby: You’re like Sailor Moon!

Aveian: I swear, if I wasn’t in extreme pain I’d kick your ass.

Allenby: Just try it.

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George: I’ve located the enemy leader!

The man: (over Vid-screen) Good, kill the men and capture the woman for us to enjoy!

George: Roger, leader!

George’s new Gundam: Cape, is an improved version of his old one, the cape goes completely over the back and right arm and shoulder. It now has a Gyan style sword on each hip and the blue cape is now navy and it has a normal Gundam head and improved boosters.
George releases two bits and they open fire on Aveian’s ship.

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BOOM, BOOM!!!!

Aveian: What the hell was that?!

Kit: Looks like its battle time!!

Kit’s Gundam rises out of the ship.

Kit: So are you with those nuns?

George: Kit Sune, Prepare to meet your death at the blade of my Rapiers!

Allenby: (On intercom) George?!

Kit: You know him?

George: Ah, Allenby, Domon’s been looking for you1

Kit: (Beginning to get pissed) So you’re with Domon? (Rushes towards George) Then that Changes everything!!

Kit drives his Suits shoulder into George’s chest.

George: (draws swords) On Guard knave!!!

Cape Gundam flies towards Kit.

Kit: (aiming) Bad move!

Kit fires beam shots into Cape, the shots don’t slow him down. Kit throws his rifle down and draws on of his, staving off George’s.

Kit: (Neo-trace material climbing up his arm and neck) You tryin’ a double bladed style now, too bad you don’t have the skills to back it up!

Back in the ship Aveian gets to the control room.

Aveian: Two large incoming heat signatures!

Allenby: I’ll check it out in MY Suit!

Allenby’s Gundam rises out of the ship. It’s Noble only now with the “hair” cut slightly shorter, right above the ass. The legs are colored to look like it’s wearing knee high red boots. The “jewel” on the chest is now blue and heart shaped. The Berserker mode has been changed out for a new one which you will soon see.

Allenby: George! Get away from Kit now!!!!!!

George: Allenby, Good now that you’re out here it’ll make capturing you a lot easier!

Kit: Don’t you know to never take your eyes off your enemy!!

George turns around just in time to catch a sword blow to the left shoulder.

George: You foul knave, I’ll show you to strike me!

George swings both swords in, Kit jumps back avoiding the attacks.

Allenby: Kit! Don’t worry I’m comin’!

Kit: NO!!! Stay back and guard the ship! I’ll be fine!

Nun: Don’t worry you dirty street tramp you can fight me!

Allenby: I suppose you’re the church’s Gundam.

Nun: Correct, now feel the wrath of my Sister Gundam!!

Think Haow Gundam, only a Nun. With a big piece of wood on it’s back.

Leader: Don’t worry, I’ll back you up.

Old fashion gangster complete with Tommy gun and suit, in Gundam form.

Allenby: don’t worry about me, help out Kit.

Leader: No, this is my enemy and I won’t let you face her alone.

Allenby: Please, it’s really important.

Leader: Fine, I can’t say no to a real woman.

Allenby: Thank you.

Nun: Now let us settle this!

The nun draws her ruler, Allenby draws her ribbon whip.

Nun: What are you going to do with that? Wrap me a present?!

Allenby: You’ll see!!

Allenby lets loose a flurry of whip blows. The nun deflects them with the ruler. Sister Gundam then lumbers forward and attacks with the ruler.

Allenby: Too slow!!

Allenby in her Faye Gundam jumps backward dodging the blows, keeping a steady pace.

Nun: Take this! YARD STICK!!!

Sister Gundam whips a yard stick off its back and swings at Faye Gundam.

Allenby continues to jump back. Allenby jumps clear over the yard stick.

Nun: Now I’ve got you!

Sister Gundam drops the yard stick and drives the ruler into Faye Gundams body. Allenby’s Suit falls to the ground.

Kit: Allenby!!!

George: I suggest you watch out for yourself knave!!!

George drives a blade into Kit’s shield throwing him back.

Leader: Get off him1

The leader’s Tommy Gundam, fires its gun at George’s Cape Gundam. George jumps back.

Kit: Your guard is down!

Kit shoots forward and slices George’s swords out of his hands. George falls back and regains his stance.

George: You knaves are starting to become a nuisance, so it ends now!

All of Cape’s cape flaps fly up.

George: ROSE BLIZZARD!!!!

Hundreds of bits fly out and surround the two Gundams.

Kit: This looks bad.

Leader: Yeah, I say we’re fucked.

All the bits open fire and the two Suits are forced to jump around I defense. Tommy Gundam fires the gun into the cloud taking out a couple of bits; Kit uses the head guns to stop a couple too. A beam comes down and takes out the Tommy Gundams gun.

Kit: And it’s getting worse!

Allenby: Mobile Suit damage critical. Energy levels dropping. Destruction immanent!

Sister Gundam lumbers towards her fallen Suit.

Allenby: Purity Mode? Well, what do I have to lose?! Purity Mode Activate!!!

Faye Gundam rises up, blue faerie wings spread from the Suits back. The wings glow and start releasing a glittery dust into the air. “Little Busters” from FLCL starts playing.

Nun: So you’ve gotten yourself some new little wings, so what you still won’t defeat me!! WAIT!! I CAN”T MOVE MY SUIT WON’T MOVE!!!!

Allenby: Rain may have done this first, but I’ll do it better!! Cupid’s Arrow!!

Faye Gundam puts its right index and middle finger to its “lips” and blows a kiss, forming a little pink heart, with the point pointing away from Faye Gundam; she runs her fingers from the back backwards forming a shaft. Then a pink bow forms out of energy.

Allenby: Fire!!!

The shot pierces Sister Gundams chest taking the Suit down.

Allenby: (laughs) Feel the power of love! Whoa1

Faye powers down and falls to one knee.

Kit: Allenby!!!!

George: Got you now knave!!!

Leader: WATCH OUT!!

The bits gather and all fire at Kit from one direction. (Sort of defeating the point of bits)

Tommy Gundam leaps in front of the blasts, blocking Kit. Tommy Gundam falls to the ground.
George: Foolish knave! (The smoke clears) Wait, where is the other knave!?!

Kit: (Hyper Beam Rifle to Capes back) Behind you.

Kit fires a shot through Cape’s body. Cape Gundam sinks to the ground.

Kit: Allenby!

Kit runs up the Suit and into the cockpit. Allenby is laying on the ground.

Kit: (picks her up into his arms) (panicked) Allenby! Allenby!

Allenby: (slowly opens her eyes) (weakly) Kit.

Kit: Don’t talk, are you alright?!

Allenby: Yeah.

George: (Gundam rising) Not for long.

His bits rise and target Faye Gundam.

George: NOW THIS ENDS!!

An anti-ship missile impacts into the cloud of bits.

George: What the…

Two more hit his Suit, it falls and another hits its chest.

Aveian: (Vid-screen) Told ya I got your backs, looks like he’s dead.

George: (Suit rising with a struggle) Damn you knaves, you won this round, but I’ll return!

Cape Gundam flies off.

Kit: Do you think you can make it back to the ship?

Allenby: No, you’ll have to carry me.

Kit: Well if I have to… (They both smile) climb on1

Allenby climbs onto his back and Kit exits the Gundam and runs back to the ship.

Allenby: Uuuum, you’re warm.

Kit: Quit it you’re makin me blush.

Allenby: And you smell nice too. (Giggles)

Kit: Tease.

Allenby: Don’t provoke me.

Kit enters the ship and sets Allenby down on her bed.

Kit: I gotta go out and retrieve the Suits.

He feels a tug on his jacket.

Allenby: No, stay and keep me company.

Kit: Sorry, Aveian and you are injured so I have to do it, but I promise when I’m done we can spend all the time you want with each other. Okay?

Allenby: Alright.

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George enters the room Domon, Sora and The man are there.

The man: You failed.

George: (on one knee, head low) I know I ask of your forgiveness.

Domon: IDIOT!!! ( kicks George in the chin, knocking backward) And worst of all you endangered my Allenby!!!

The man: Now Domon, that thought process is counter productive, killing Kit is the prime objective, no matter how appealing the woman may be, isn’t that right Sora?

Sora: (through teeth) Yes, leader. (Thinking) pervert!

The man: well, since you failed George, it’s your turn Argo.

Argo: Argo no fail you!!! Argo will kill Kit Sune!!!

The man: Very good Argo, make sure you do.

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(Ending music)

Kit jumps back into Allenby’s Suit. He sits down and looks down at the control panel.

Kit: humph, (holds something up) I knew it!

He sets it down it’s a picture of him.

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He enters Allenby’s room. She’s asleep. Kit pulls her sheets over her and shuts the light heading for his room.

Kit: She loves me.

Ja Ne

(Outlaw Star ending music)

Foxxy: who doesn’t love Kung-Fu Nuns?! Well I know one person, but she sucks! But then again if she’s reading this she doesn’t. In the next installment we meet another new character! An awesome Prince Type person! And boy can he kick ass! Next episode: In Soviet Russia… You better get ready!


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Friday, May 19, 2006


i'm me again.
i was kinda bitchy, sad, depressed and pissed off before, buit i'm back to cocky, happy old JD again.

well lets see, i finally got Kitty to admit i;m not whipped, she too says i'm a great boyfriend, even if it is a lie i'm happy to hear it.

and actually i don't worry about how to be in love, i pretty much wing it, but i do, in hind-sight excessivly analyze the actions i took. she loves me for acting how i do, so i'll continue to act this way, because she likes her little pup and i like being her doggy. i choose to follow her rquests, with the same cocky, analytical style as usual, i sure hope i lose that ability when we';re in person, i want to lose myself for a wjile, i don't want to be so calculating in love. so i'm happy to follow orders, and i really wish i could follow them more thoughtlessly.

i love her, i love the way i love her, i love the way she loves me, it doesn't matter what others say, what we have is whats important, us is all that matters.

and yes i love the notion of love, but i'm constantly suprised by the reality, so i think i love her more than my ideals, cuz really my ideals for love are what has done to me.

today i had no erasers, so i couldn't draw, so i decided to write to my love again, but before i did i read all the love letters she'd sent me, i keep them with me, and like usual, the sight of her lip markds on the letter were too much for weak heart and virgin lips to resist, yes i kiss her kisses, i know i'm an idiot, she knew i did that too, one time she just asked me, before i'd even said anything about it "how much do you kiss my kisses?" it really suprises me hope well she knows me. it takes my breath away the things she says some times, i can't wait to lose my breath when i get those perfect kisses first hand, from the irresistable lips that create them.

things are looking better for our summer meeting, so i much happier JD may soon be created, as well as one who is even more disgustingly lovey-dovey.

i've also given up on Elfen Lied, i don't think i like it, i want to, anyone who likes it, please convince me i'll like it!

damn, i keep licking my lips, i can't even taste her gloss or anything, but still, i can't help licking the lips hers kiss touched.

i got a good review of Absolute Power please give me more you peoplzez of mine!

i'm going to go watch my new Gundam SEED Destiny DVD now!

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me cheering up my one and only.

Me: you okay.

Her: yeah.

Me: don't lie to me.

Her: [voice breaks] huh?

Me: i can tell by your voice, your really sad, you can't hide your feelings from me, so don't try.

Her: [sad, little laugh] you sound like a stupid anime character, you watch too much anime.

Me: i know.

she cheered up though, i can heal her pain, thats all that matters to me.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006


i give up.
yeah, too many people believe i'm whipped, its really sad, i mean, i'm trying to be nice, i'm normally way to selfish so i try to accomidate her needs, so does that make me whipped? to conciously decide to do what they want because you like to see them happy? is that really being whipped? and yes, she has trained me, but its just because i wanted to learn the right things to do. what am i supposed to act all indifferent and disconnected like usual, am i supposed to treat her like shit, to prove i'm not whipped? how the hell am i supposed to act then!? if what i'm doing is so pathetic then what would be the right thing to do? i really wanna know. excuse me for being nice, for loving someone, and deciciding that pleasing them is more important than my own self. i mean when i talked about only doing what feels good, i wasn't in love was the general concensus, but now, i do try to sacrifice a little and that makes me whipped?

damn it, i mean i don't want to care what other people say, but it does matter, how come i can't do anything right? she loves me sure, but she loves me no matter what, because she needs me, and i need her, so i do my best to keep her happy, so she won't leave me, and everyone sees that as a sign of weakness. if i had to i could retreat into myself and only care what she says, i could be happy that way, but i want to be aware, but it seems awareness only brings shunning from the outside world. so what am i doing wrong?

and what makes me whipped anyway? give me some examples.

great, now i'm less than happy, i don't like to dislike people, but to call me that really gives me a negetive opinion of people, because for me to be whipped, she'd have to whip me, and i refuse to believe she's do that. i refuse to believe that she is some iunderhanded pupeteer pulling my strings from beyond my view. i believe that i choose to be who i am, to serve her because i don't mind it, i'll play dress up and wear tight clothes and goth boots because i think its kinky and fun to do that, i'm an exibityionist at heart, plus, i lovce to hear her voice when she's happy, and i bet her smile is really cute too. so i play along, because i know it makes her happy.

am i that wrong?
that weak?
that pathetic?
am i really whipped for acting like i do?
why am i always wrong?
and why does she always think i'm right?

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at least stacy believes i'm a good person.

Me: i'm kinda pissed you called me whipped guys, do you guys really think i am?

Stacy: no.

Kitty: no. but i do think you're well trained, and theres nothing wrong with being tied down to a good woman. [kitty leaves, me and stacy sit down.]

Stacy: i don't think you are, i think you're sweet, i have to break my boyfriends arm for him to pay attention to me. she's lucky to have you.

thats it.
i give up.
i guess i am whipped...

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