Tuesday, January 17, 2006

you're right!
Yes indifference, i do have the wackiest posts.
because i'm wacky!

can anybody see my BG? i can't.

anyway, i am going crazy only making EVA references, so remembered all my other references.

theres a navy comercial where they say the newest offense system is Aegis. i guess Athrun works for the atlantic federation in real life. infact, aren't we always fighting for Freedom and Justice?

the dude who "alledgedly" [don't ask] killed Martain Luther King's incials were JER so "JURR" now i like the government/mob assassaination theory so all i can see is some FBI dude going "JER! get out there and assassinate that stupid civil leeeea-der!" then J.E.R. going "but i don't want to! i wanna watch TV! *hugs TV set* i love TV!" FBI dude, "JER! put on your desguise and go kill him!" J.E.R. "Okay! DO-DEE-DO-DOO- DOO!"

Also randomly yelling "believe it!" at any opprotunities. good family fun!

thats it!

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Monday, January 16, 2006

1000 [and 6] hits!!!!
i finally hit 4 digits!
pimpin!
thay you random peoplezez for bringing me this far!

HAIL ZEON!!!!! [and all my peoplezez!]
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Better late than ever.
i didn't forget an "N"

well, today was a TNA Pay-per-view. i wonder why i watch so many things that sound like porn. if you like to watch people do awesome, breathe-taking, beautiful moves, watch it!

i love this thing.
i jacked it from Blondehottie14

high school drama
Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

she's having a bad time, as is pinto2009 visit them please.

i'm still doing random EVA references, like imagining what the mean when the say the sould of aircraft engineers are in the Saaub cars, i just imagine that if your car dies it might go crazy, sprout eyes from the headlights and a grill-mouth and eat other cars.

also realized that the third season of Digimon [worst ever show ever, that season blowed] is a cheap EVA rip-off. the monsters had cords that if were severed they stopped working and they were talking about an apocolspe, there was a secret government organization. and Beelezemon ate several other digimon then went crazy. if only the good guys fought with progressive knives. or digizolved like. wait they also bonded with their weapons, well like digivolved into "EVAmon" or "unit01mon" also wrestling. heres me watching Kurt angle tear off his unitard straps and yell. "his breaking loose of his restraints! OH MY GOD!!! IT's BESERKER!!!!!"

i know i'm crazy.

the title is because i posted at 3 a.m., instead of midnight.

well thats it!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Disgaea, Naruto, and Boondocks, i'm insane.
i was playing Disgaea today, it was hilarious.
they said "these abgels have force field that cannot be penetrated by convetional attacks!"
i'm just going AT Field?
"What can we use to pierce it?"
Lance of Longinus, Progressive Knife, Flonne, go nuts and eat one of them!
i still don't know the gender of the "Rogue" monster class. i named mine Cagalli, its a two stage joke.

Naruto was aesome, i liked Zabuza, he kicked ass and died on his own terms, he killed tons of random lackeys, and what he said to Gato was great. Zabuza=Shishioh. i was so choked up, i think it should have ended the ep when Zabuza died beside Haku, continuing ruined what could have been a great ending and episode. after Zabuza's last stand i don't give a shit about Inari!

Boondocks is always great! its all funny, till Riley's final thought, which always is very touching and emotional. i'm going to by the DVD of this as soon as it comes out!

i'm thinking of doing "next ep" previews at the end of each fic chapter, that sound good?

also, any new readers or artist. please read my fic or do some requests!
i need help!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

The final finale!
finals ended today, suprisingly Biology was easy, american History III was hard. but i had no work so i got to read more of Mick Foley's book. he talked about how he went to universal studios with The Hardy Boyz and Edge. as they were getting off the Spiderman ride they saw a full costumed Spiderman. Now wdge is a huge Spidey fan, so he ran over to Spiderman like a giddy little kid, Spiderman was so startled he walked into a light pole and needed serious medical attention. i watched King Kong today, i actually didn't feel bad when he was getting shot. i was going "Shoot the monkey Nyaa Nyaa! kill his dumb ass pione!" [yes, i'm insane] i actually felt like crying when everyone was fighting so valiantly against the huge bugs, and were slowly beong overwhelmed, like when the worms ate the machete guy, then when the guys swung in on the vines, i thought it was a suicide attack, i got choked up, i was sure it was going to be one of those "we'll hold them off, get out of here!" things. but they lived, and i held back the tears. whish the T-Rex's had won, oh well. oh yeah, nobody can say i spoiled it, the movie is 70 years old. i loved all Jack Black's time, some critics didn't. if i wanted apes, i'd have watched Animal Planet. one good one, a Wal-Mart suggestion sheet said "if you enjoyed King Kong, you may also enjoy... "Young Martin" "Malcom X" "tu-pac" ... and so on. i loved that! crazy old Racists! thats it. HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Absolute Power ch.3
Absolute power Mission: 3 Almost to the action I swear! Aveian stands outside Kit’s room, Kit has a lady friend with him. Kit: (through door) Just say it, say my name!! Girl: Kit Sune baby!! Aveian: (knocks on door) Hey skipper, could I have a word with you? Kit: (thud, sigh) I’m comin’, I’m comin’... Kit walks out, no shirt, pants unbuttoned, lime green lipstick all over his face. Aveian: Let’s walk. What were you doin’ in there? Kit: whadya’ think? Aveian: I thought you loved Allenby? Kit: I never said I loved her and she said it was alright! Aveian: Just because a woman says it’s alright doesn’t mean it is. Kit: I’m gonna make her come to me, she can come and take me as hers. Aveian: That sounds too idealistic; do you actually think things work like that? Kit: Don’t worry things will work out; our bond is too strong for it not to. Aveian: (blows out smoke) what bond? Kit blushes. Aveian: Quit playin’ around and just say it. Kit: (slyly) Say what? Aveian: You know what and I ain’t sayin’ it ever. You can go back to you’re bimbo if you want to, I’m just tryin’ to help you out. Kit: (mocking him) How sweet I didn’t know you cared! Aveian raises a hand in recognition as he walks off. Kit goes to walk back to finish off his floozy when... He runs into Allenby, literally. Allenby: uff, (cheerfully) Hi Kit, (looks him over, sly) Did I interrupt somethin’? Kit: uuuh, (blushes and laughs embarrassedly) Nah, where you goin’? Allenby: (playful) Maybe I was comin’ to do that (points to his face) to you. Kit: Wanna try. The terms of this conversation hit them, the both look really embarrassed shyly look away. Allenby: (shyly) well see ya’ later. Kit: (weakly) Yeah, see ya’. (Thinking) Damn how does she do this to me?!! Girl’s voice: (seductive) Kit, You comin’? I’m waiting for you. Kit: (turning to face her) Allen... (It’s the floozy) ...wrench wanna try an Allen wrench? Floozy: (still seductive) oh no, I’m gonna do all the fun stuff to you, my little boy toy. She grabs his wrist and pulls him back. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit walks into their room fully dressed and cleaned up. Kit: I’m here Allie; you said you had somethin’ important to tell me. Allenby: I’m leavin’. Kit: WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (Seriously concerned) Please don’t go, please, what did I do wrong? Allenby: (happily) No silly, I’ve gotta go back to Neo-Sweden to prepare for the Gundam Fights. (Saddened) But that means I’ll have to go for a while. This sucks, I’m gonna miss you. Kit: I wish I could come, but I got crap I gotta do here to, believe me, I’d love to go with you, I’m really gonna miss you too. Allenby: (regaining happy composure) But don’t worry we can join back up in 3 days, when the fight begins! Kit: You mean you wanna... Allenby: Travel with you? Of course, I wouldn’t have it any other way, in fact (leans right up to his ear) if you don’t meet up with me then I’ll hunt you down and bring you back myself! Kit looks very pleasantly surprised. Allenby: (normal happy self, giggles) So see ya’ then. Kit: Well if those are my choices I might have to run. Allenby: You’ll never get away from me! They both walk away. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit comes dripping out of the shower into the main room (swanky base huh?) he has two towels on. Kit: (eyes closed, speaking kinda cocky) So, ya’ like what you see or should I drop a towel? (Opens eyes) oh yeah, you’re gone. Kit sits down on her bed; he picks one of her sheets and puts it to his face. Kit: How is it possible to miss someone this much? He flops down on his back and stares up at the ceiling. Kit: I wonder if she feels the same way or if she’s just got me on a leash? Damn, this sucks. (Sighs) ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Allenby is exiting Neo-America’s atmosphere. She looks back at the colony as it fades into a little dot on the horizon. Allenby: (thinking) Good bye Kit, see you soon, I hope. She drifts into sleep during the long flight. She dreams as she sleeps. Allenby: (in sleep) Kit… She is standing before Domon right after the last Gundam Fight. She holds out her ‘’heart’’ to him. Domon: (takes it in his hand) Thanks Allenby! Rain runs up. Rain: (embraces him from the side) Hi Domon! (Gives him a peck on the cheek) Oh well, (looks down at Allenby’s heart in his hand) won’t be needin’ this anymore. Domon clenches his fist, crushing her heart and shattering it to bits. Domon and Rain walk off together, Allenby collapses to the ground in pain. She gathers the pieces of her heart in her hand and her tears drip down on them. Kit: what’s wrong Allie? (He looks down at her hands) did that bastard Domon break your heart? Kit kneels down in front of her; he puts his hands down over hers. Kit: No more tears okay? He puts his hand over his heart, there’s a faint pink glow and he places something in her hand. Kit: If your heart is broken I’ll let you have mine, just give me yours in return, okay? Let me feel your pain for you, I want you to be happy, (wipes the tears from her eyes) so do we have a deal? Allenby: (sniffles and smiles weakly at him) Yeah. Kit: Good, (seductively) now, (leans closer and closer in) how about we seal the deal with a kiss? Their lips meet Allenby feels all tingly then… Allenby: (eyes shoot open, she sits up shocked) Wha… (puts her fingers on her lips) was that real? ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Allenby throws her stuff down on her bed at her apartment. She flops down on the bed. Allenby: Kit, why can’t I stop thinking about you? (Groans) Well, no use in lyin’ around mopin’, I think I’ll take a shower. And no peek… oh, yeah, you’re gone. Oh well. She drags herself glumly into the bathroom. The warm water does a little to sooth her heart. She walks out damp with her hair even messier. Allenby: Video Games! Duh! (She sits down at her Z-Cube) Maybe he’s online! Kit: (on Z-Cube) No she’s not here. (Logs off) Oh well, (looks at a picture of her he got from a connection) I’m pathetic, you sure have me good. Damn, I’ve gotta stop thinking about it! I’ll just get to work; hopefully working on giant metal weapons of death can get my mind off this gaping hole in my heart. (Walks out) Allenby: Man he’s not here! (Logs off) But what made me think he would be, he’s probably havin’ a great time without me, what makes me think he feels like this about me. (Images from that dream flash by) I really hope he does though. I better get to work, maybe if I get done early I can stop by and pay him a little surprise visit (mischievous smile) that’s right Kit you better watch out, cause when I find you (impish laugh) you’re all mine and I’ll make you pay for making me feel like this. She leaves her apartment and walks off towards her base. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit is down in the hanger calibrating his suit. Above in the commander’s office Aveian and Sylven look down watching him working away. Aveian: (holding one of his giant ass cigarettes) He’s so deep in its pathetic. Sylven: It is pretty evident. Of course he isn’t exactly a secretive guy. What do you say we help him out? Aveian: Let’s wait a day, I want to see him mope some more, it’s entertaining. Kit types away at the control panel. Kit: I’m moving the right arm now! Intern: Ready! Kit pushes the handle forward. Suddenly the supports weaken and the Gundam lists tearing another piece lose which crashes down crushing the intern. Sylven: There goes another intern. Aveian: How do we kill so many of them? (flash backs to all the horrible ways they’ve died) Sylven: Primary mobility test of MX Mobile Suit. The Suit takes one step forward, the knee sparks up and fails and the Suit topples over and lands on an intern. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit: Commencing booster test of MX! He powers up the boosters and fires them. An intern stands on a platform to the side taking diagnostics. Kit: AND… FIRE!!!!!!! The booster flames incinerate the intern as he blasts off. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Aveian: Commence experimental Beam Rifle test. Aveian fires the rifle the beam is slightly off hitting an intern mowing the lawn further back. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Intern: Commencing full MX performance test. The suit explodes. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit: Alright time to test the new trace system… Girl’s voice: Hey Kit! Ready for me to kick your ass at ‘’Spirit Blade’’? Kit: I’m comin’! Aveian: intern! Intern: Yes commander? Aveian: Test the new system. The intern enters the cockpit. Intern: Executing Neo-Trace system. The intern activates it, the material climbs up the is arms and over his head cutting off his air supply. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// An intern runs by on fire and impaled in several places by PVC pipe. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (End of flash back) Sylven: Makes you wonder how we keep getting them. Aveian: (lights a new one up and shakes out his lighter) They all have dreams of being pilots. Kit: (pokes head out of cockpit) Sorry ‘bout that. HEY INTERNS! CLEAN UP IN SUIT HANGER! (Back in suit over inter-com) Hey Aveian, I’m gettin’ tired, have the night crew get the Beam weapons loaded, I want to do another test on those. Aveian: (beep) Roger, I’ll tell them to get that loaded for you, get some sleep (little smile) Captain. Kit: Roger, (smirk) Commander. Kit jumps out onto the platform and goes down. He runs out and off to his room. Aveian: (commanding) ALL RIGHT PEOPLE! LET’S GET THESE SUITS READY FOR CAPTAIN SUNE AND ENSIGN BLAIN! Soldiers: YES COMMANDER WIND SIR! Aveian: At easy, now get to work. (Sylven gets up) Where are you goin’? Sylven: To help these fools out, they’re helpless without us. Besides, there is the other thing. Aveian: You’re little ‘’project’’? Sylven: (looking back) What else? ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Domon is standing before his almost completed Gundam. A black haired girl walks up behind him. Girl: So are you enjoying your new toy? Domon: (now dressed in grey like the elder Toguro brother, his new costume) Yes, I’ll have to thank you, my little spy, without you I’d never have gained all this new technology. Girl: Just doing my job. That’s what you’re paying me for. The Man walks in. The Man: That’s what we’re paying you for (he walks up and squeezes her ass) my cute little spy girl! Spy: (walks forward out of his grip) I appreciate the praise, Leader. The man: (laughs) Well aren’t you the lively one? Let’s go Domon, we’ll leave her to admire her work. Domon and him walk out. Spy: Assholes. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Allenby: Wow look at all these techniques, and the power level how did you pull all this off? Female soldier: We got a surprise gift from an unknown source in Neo- America, it was sent with love to you, in side were all these plans for Mobile Suit systems and parts. Allenby: Kit. Soldier: Huh? Allenby: Kit… sounds like a complete Mobile Suit kit! Soldier: Sure. So his name is Kit? What’s he like? Allenby: He’s cute and funny, and sweet and… Wait who says there’s a boy. Soldier: Well you just did, look if he’d do all this for you he’s at least worth tryin’! Besides you said he was cute, right? Allenby: The cutest. Soldier Than go for it! Allenby: Maybe you’re right. Soldier: (walking off) Whatever just think about it. Bye! Allenby: Maybe I should… What am I thinking! (Buries head in work) I’m doin’ my work, I’m doin’ my work, I’m doin’ my work… ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit gets up and gets dressed. Kit: Just 2 days ‘till I see you again. He walks out and to the Mobile Suit hanger. Kit: Yo, what’s my job today? Aveian: (behind him) Nothing. (Lights a cigarette) Kit: Huh? Aveian: Sylven volunteered to do the testing for you. Kit: Syl’ is that true? Sylven: (pops head out of cockpit) Don’t take it personally, I was supposed to be the test pilot to begin with. Aveian: There is one condition; you spend this time with Allenby. Kit: I have no problem with that! Aveian: One other thing… Orange haired girl: (bouncier and more hyper than Allenby could ever be) …You’ve gotta spend a night with us!!! Profile: Foxxy Sune Age: 15 Height: 5 foot 5 Voice: Larissa Wolcott (Usuki, Happy Lesson) Body: she has average sized breasts, a hard ass and stomach, she’s pretty curvy and she does know how to flaunt it. Clothes: she has on a deep black T-shirt with a deep blue fox head (side view) outlined in white and lightly infused with glitter over her chest, about the size of a fist. And a matching full fox engulfed in powder blue and white fire, also infused with glitter. And the same fire on the sleeves. She has on matching black surfer pants and white soled black Conversate sneakers with flames on the bottom of the legs, heel and toes. She also has on a black choker, and a white long sleeve shirt under the T. Face: she has bright, sparkly, baby blue eyes, a cute smile, bright teeth, and a pretty little nose. The skin under her eyes above her cheeks usually is shiny. Her hair is like Cagalli (Gundam Seed) only fox orange. Makeup: she has on clear, fruit flavored lip-gloss, and clear nail polish. Personality: she is a real tomboy; she can fight as well as Kit or Aveian. She also likes playing with boys; her idea of flirting is wrestling or football. But don’t think she can’t be a girl, she can very perfect little girl when she wants to be, which is usually just to see the look on boys faces. She is also very cute and fun like Kit, always happy and spunky, with awesome hair. Kit: Fine dude, better than busting my ass all day in here. You sure you’ll be able to handle this on your own Sylven? Sylven: I told you, this was supposed to be my job to begin with. Kit: So where are we goin’ first man? Aveian: You’ll see. Kit: (faking pissy) Fine, be all secretive, see if I care. (Normal) Nah, I trust ya’ man so lead the way. Foxxy: Good, I’m gonna give you the best night of your life. Aveian: (Thinking) Let’s see where your true intentions lie, I bet I can make you forget all about her, or else prove what you’re feeling is real. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit: Boxing? Aveian: What’s to dislike, watchin’ Chibitie get the shit beat out of his talent free ass? The three of them walk into the stadium. They get in line, soon it’s their turn to go through the metal detectors. Rent-a-cop :( slightly fabulous) Please step through please. BOOP! Rent-a-cop: Please remove all metal objects you have on your person. Kit takes his sword out of his belt loop, Aveian pulls his gun out of his pocket and pops the clip out and removes the bullets. Foxxy take her dagger in sheath out of her pocket. Rent-a-cop: Is that all? Aveian pulls out three more clips, Kit pulls out two short military style knives. Kit holds the two knives out handle first. Foxxy pulls out a bunch of strait shuriken and a metal makeup case. Rent-a-cop: Please set the weapons down please. Kit goes to set them down the flips them up, the rent-a-cop goes to pull his gun but is met with Kit’s knife, held underhand to his neck with the other overhand pulled back ready to strike. Kit: Now do you really expect me to go in there unarmed? The name is Kit Sune, here’s my passport. Hands him his passport (in his picture he’s giving the peace sign with his tongue out) Kit: If I try somethin’ you know just who to look for. Voice: Are you givin’ these three trouble, Pat? Rent-a-cop: No mister Crocket! It’s just… Chibitie: Just nothin’, these three are personal friends so give them some slack. Rent-a-cop: You’re lucky Mr. Crocket came along ‘cause I was just about to beat you down! Chibitie: So, you managed to drag him here. Kit: Couldn’t pass up watching you get your ass kicked! Chibitie: I’ve got to ready; I’ll see you assholes later. ‘cept you Foxxy, (winks) hope you have fun! Kit: See ya lackey! AND KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY SISTER; SHE ISN’T ONE OF YOUR HO’S! Chibitie walks off into the back while Aveian, Foxxy and Kit find their seats. Foxxy sits down; the people in front of her have large hair thus blocking her view. Foxxy: Hey, hair down monkeys! A black guy turns around to face her. Black dude: Hey bitch, who you be callin’ a monkey? Kit: That’s it you bastard… Aveian cuts him off by speaking. Aveian: (head back, eyes closed, blows out smoke) Monkeys have tails. Black dude: What the fuck?!! Aveian: To be a monkey you have to have a tail, (head forward, opens eyes and locks them onto him) so unless you have those I suggest you sit down. Black dude: You want some of this you whack ass crack… GUNSHOT. Aveian puts his gun back in his pocket, the black dude flies down about five rows and lands on the stairs. Everyone looks over to see who shot and who shot him, then bust out into applause. Foxxy: Oooh, look at that person fly. Nice shot Aveian-dude! Aveian: Fools like him get what they deserve. Besides it was a bean-bag bullet anyway. The three of them watch and cheer as the various boxers beat the crap out of each other, until… Announcer guy: AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT, FIRST, THE CHALLENGER, EXTREME HARDCORE FIGHTER TO THE MAX, ROB HARDY! Kit: HE’S EXTREME!!!!! Foxxy: HARDCORE TO THE MAX!!!!! Aveian: you two are so immature. Foxxy sticks her tongue out at him. Announcer guy: AND THE RIEGNING CHAMPION, CHIBITIE CROCKET! Chibitie walks out in a pimp suit with his mechanics dressed as his hoes. Announcer guy: AND BEING AS THIS IS A CROSS OVER MATCH, WE’LL MEET THE TWO OF YOU HALF WAY, THIS MATCH WILL BE BARE KNUCKLE! Foxxy: Awesome! Chibitie: WHAT?! This sucks, I’m not fighting this guy bare fisted! Ref: If you refuse you’ll be stripped of your title. Chibitie: Damn it! (Climbs into the ring) Ref: Begin! Chibitie swings at Rob; he ducts to the side and catches Chibitie with a right jab to the mouth. Chibitie stumbles back. He wipes the blood off his lip and charges back in. Chibitie hits Rob in the nose with a hard right, Rob fires back with a left hay-maker turning Chibitie’s face around and knocking his eyes blank. Chibitie hits the ground out cold. Ref: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION, ROB HARDY!!!!! Foxxy: Holy shit! Kit: Chibitie lost! Aveian: Weak fool. The three of them walk out. Kit: So where’s next my exalted tour guide? Aveian: The place every guy loves to go… Aveian: …The strip club. On the front of the club is a giant neon sign saying “The Crabby Beaver”. The three of them go inside. Bouncer: ‘Eys theyses nots olds enoughs tos bes ins this establishment. And she’s a girl. Aveian: Back off or I’ll be forced to take action. Bouncer: Whats youse gonna do? He swings on Aveian; Aveian without looking up catches his fist and crushes all his fingers. Bouncer: OWS MY HANDSES!!!! Aveian: Dumb ass. They enter the club; on stage are a bunch of well built girls. The two under aged Sunes and their chaperone Wind sit down in the front center, being as everyone recognizes them for who they are and move out of the way. Strippers: (all girly) Hi Kit! (Blow kisses) Foxxy leans over. Foxxy: (whispering to Kit) I’d watch out if I were you, you don’t know how much of those are real! The two of them try to stifle their laughter. One striper: What’s her problem? Second stripper: She just wishes she had boobs like these (holds hers up with both arms) don’t worry A cup; you’ll get ones like these when you’re a big girl! Foxxy: (faking sincerity) And if I don’t I can always buy them like you did, right Boobzilla?!! Stripper: What was that you little bitch? Foxxy: That’s it. (gets up) Stripper: Bring it on… Foxxy leaps up and punches her the hell out. Kit: Feel better? Foxxy: (refreshed) Yep! Kit: See that girls, leave my sister alone. Strippers: (all swoony still) Alright Kit, we’d do anything for you! Aveian: Enjoying yourself? Kit: Yeah, this is fun, but I still can’t wait for tomorrow! Aveian: (thinking) Damn it Kit, I guess you’re for real. Fine, I surrender, you’re right, you’ve proved to me that your feelings are real, I just hope she knows how lucky she is to have you! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit: (outside his room) Thanks guys, thanks for tonight and thanks for sacrificing yourselves so that I can be with her. Foxxy: No problem big brother!!! Aveian: (leaning, smoking, you know the pose by now) Shut up before you make me regret it. Kit shuts the door and flops down on the bed. Kit: (thinking) Hold on Allenby, I’ll be coming soon. (Rolls over) (Out loud) Ow, my dick, damn strippers. Allenby: (thinking) Kit, I miss you. Please come to me soon. She rolls over and clutches a fox stuffed toy and falls asleep. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Kit: (ship powering up behind him) Aveian, make sure my Suit is ready and send it to Neo-Scotland. Aveian: Right. Kit: And Sylven, watch over Foxxy for me. (that puts a cute look on her face) I’m glad I have good enough to do this for me. Aveian: Kit. Kit: Yeah? Aveian: Shut the fuck up and go see your girlfriend already. Kit: (laughs) Roger that! Kit boards the ship and takes off. Kit: Look out Allenby, CAUSE HERE I COME!!! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Allenby is in the hanger working on her suit when… Allenby: Crap! She waits to hear the clink but hears no impact. Allenby: Huh? She looks down to see Kit looking up at her, smiling mischievously. Kit: Drop somethin’? Allenby’s eyes and face light up, she’s filled with overwhelming joy and happiness. Allenby: Kit!!!!!!!!!!! She throws the lift into down and as soon as its low enough jumps off and onto Kit, embracing him with all her strength and burying her face in his shoulder. Kit: (rubbing finger across his nose) Guess that means you’re happy to see me! Allenby: Of course! You have no idea how much I missed you! Kit: Actually, I think I do! Now come on, let’s have some fun while we can. Allenby: Oh Kit, I’ve missed you so much! They walk off together laughing and talking merrily. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (ending music) Automated voice: Three… (Kit and Allenby look at each other in the pilot seats next to each other in Allenby’s ship) Two… (they place their hands over each others) One… Both: BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!!! .
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Thursday, January 12, 2006

more finality.
both finals today were easy and short.
shop wasn't even that hard.
i brought a bottle of water with me, the first class i have is shop, so walked in with an unopened water bottle of water, and Erin asks me, all sweet "JD can i have your water?" now Erin has not payed attention to me in like 4 school weeks, and then all of a sudden she wants a favor?

so of course i give it to her, i can't say no to cute girls. its a weakness. well, i'm pretty sure i'll never see her again, good ridence. [i hope she has the time of her life] so i was thristy, when i got done with my test i looked back, Erin was asleep and had only taken like one drink of it. i hate and love her at the same time, she is cute asleep, and that confidence is attractive, but she's just sorta bitchy and fickle too.

also there was that cute girl at lunch, its been half a year and she still stares at me, that lopok of a serious crush and longing in her eyes is really cute, and i love how shy she is, but the fact she is too shy to come and talk to me is not good, i like she started trying to look seductive towards the end, instead of a look like a little puppy going "i love you" to a woman going "come over here, right now sexy, i want you" but i refuse to come to her so i give her same look of "do you like me?" well, asll our classes change now, so i probably won't see her again. i actually had to sit one seat diagonally down from her tuesday, some body took me seat, she tried to look away, but i saw her sneaking looks, she should have said something, but she didn't, her loss. Besides, i'm happy with what i've got, temptation does effect me, but it seems my fate is already set, and that fate seems pertfectly fine to me.

i'm getting some UFC gloves so i can more effectivly beat my punching bag shitless. i use duct tape right now, thus re-inacting a scene from Rescue Me, over and over again. Denis Leary is my personal trainer, i'd just like to go into ultimate fighter just to hear "he trains under the Tommy Gavin style of duct tape fists, this will be interesting!"

my dads siter and her husband are over today, i call them the Falwells because they think everything is "evil" "satanic" or "from the devil" one example is Dragon Ball GT. i am so tempted to make them watch a marathon of EVA and InuYasha, i bet they'd love that!

in shop i had a question about Thermal Expansion... [i must thank Asuka for explaining it in a way i can easily understand]


thats about it.

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

It's the final count down!!!!!!!!!!!!
do-dee-doo-doo doo-dee-doo-doo-doo!!

anyway, today was the first day of Finals, boy did i have "fun"!

First was math, boy i bombed that, 50 questions, 28 in i thought "Dafina would be proud of me" because last year i always let her cheat, and during the finals i was almost useless. but very soon after that it got hard, real hard-and i noticed how far behind i was, so i got scared. sad thing is all i did was make ego-field jokes. [i must kill my brother and everyone at GAINAX] i was the last to finish. i was feeling good towards the end becauswe i got it again, then my teacher asked "who is still working?" and i was the only one, at that point, pure anxiety. i just picked the cloest answer on the last two questions and gave up. i felt terrible, because no one could talk cause i wasn't done. i'm normally in the top three, but i was dead last, i was worse than useless, i was a liability.

Computer class was easy,. because my teacher in there is the best i've ever had. i swear she could teach Esparonto to a peguin, and that penguin would then become a colledge professor! it was just big, very long assignments. Excel, Word, PowerPoint, and Paint. i understand Paint now, i sucked before!

in unrelated news, one of the co-foundersa of GAINAX is going to be in L.A.

let me refraise that,

one of the makers of EVA is going to be in the CITY OF ANGELS! i swear i wasn't looking for that story, it was on DVD Dojo. i'm trying to escape EVA, but i can't!

well, tommorrow is shop, which is hard, lots of wierd stuff we never learned, and never should have to, its not the Teachers fault, he's great, the test just sucks. and English, uber easy!

see ya then!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Disgaea, O Disgaea!
i finally got further in Desgaea.
that story is reaal good, any of you pepolpezez ever play it?

well, i'm pissed its so hard to get an Angel. i plan on making 18 eventually, i think some of you know why...

also, i'm going to give them all guns, so the can cause cross-explosions, because thats fun!

also, does anyone no the Gender of the "Rouge" monster class? they look like girls, but sound like boys!

also, my dad kept laughing at the Voice-acting...

Disgaea has the best voice acting i ever heard. i love most of the main characters, cept Jennifer, she is kinda lame. but Gordon and Flonne are great!

the only thing that bothered me is that the final "episode" wasn't something like "Neon Genesis Disgaea" or some parody like that.

Vyren is awesome! He's the Dark adonis!

Kurtis was awesome, i wanna get his Prinnie!

i plan to ransmigrate Gordon into one, i think you can!

well, comment if you can, dood!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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Monday, January 9, 2006

a slightly less disturbing Revolution.
any of you that get that reference to a past post of mine, uber-points!

anyway last night was New Years Revolution. it was great.

i loved watching HHH pick apart Big Show, fatty got beat, it was beautiful!

Trish and Mickie's fight was extremly good, espeacially since most female wrestlers are basically porn stars that like to play fight. i'm just pissed that Mickie's entry music wasn't "stan" by Eminem, that would have been great.

Ric Flair V.s. Edge. poor Ric, he's a great wrestler, but he is old WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

King V.s. Gregory Helms. Hurricane Helms got whooped, WASSUPWITDAT!?

The elimination chamber, i loved it! Angle was kickin ass like he used to before the WWE newtered him! And people BOO'd Cena. now Cena used to be great, but now that he's on top he's a terrible wrester. he won because Carlito betrayed Chris Masters. i wanted WWE champion Chris Masters. then Edge cashed in his freebe match, and won the title!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

i loved it!

WWE Champion Edge!
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