Monday, January 9, 2006

so much crap!
i have a million things to tell you my people!

First of all, any of you guys here that TV evangelist, Pat robertson said that Areal sharone's stroke was God punishing him for giving up the Gaza strip, and my dad agrees!

So he started reading passages from the bible supporting that theory, and while he's talking EVA came on, nothing more fun than listening someone read the bible while the opening song for EVA is playing.

i found out you can make Cross-explosions in Disgaea, its a gun move, so i plan on getting Flonne good with a gun, so i can have an angel that can cause cross-explosions.

i went back to school today, i got like 3 hours of sleep last night, and i actually noticed that it slowed my reaction time and dulled my motor skills. [in my head, i could hear Haku telling me how i'm going to die] i tried to hop over two desks [which i can normally do easily] but i slipped and scraped my wrist good. i also decided to give my SD Wing Zero to Dafina, and whats funny is she needed that in a class, so i saved her. i had time after school, and i actually found her, because of her purse/back pack thing, plus i am getting better at recognizing people now, i used to suck. well we visited lots of friends and discussed how creepy is Releena from Gundam Wing, how cool Duo is, and with one guy that Goku wasted Vegeeta, plus he said that Gohan was awesome. i said "Gohan was hard, he kicked ass, then he got soft, he grew up, got m,arried and got soft" i like talking ghetto, because i'm as white as a sheet.

oh yeah, and giving Zero to Dafina, first i had to find a hiding place to get it out of my rolling back-pack, to avoid admitting i still own Gundams to people i don't know, then fitting it into my hoody pocket, which went poorly. so then i have to scan that crowd like i have sharingan, i spotted her. so i tried to get Zero out, now Zero wouldn't go in, so getting it out lokked like i was either playing pocket pool, or having a heart attack or siezure. but i got it out and gave it to her. she was very happy, so was i. i hope we stay friends after school.

well thats it for now, maybe.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Sunday, January 8, 2006

i have nothing else.
if i wasn't a moron i'd of done my EVA/ToS thing, but i was too lazy and stupid. i'll do it next week! Man a new episode of AP and End of ToS, so much reading!

well, i have more requests.

have Lloyd and Sheena all cuddly and romantic, withh Colette yelling with a sutra stuck over her mouth.

also more ToS EVA Crossover. if you could do Gendo and Kratos in eachothers clothes that would be good!

well i'll just leave it at that...

no wait, no i won't!

i saw Naruto today, i was kinda sad when Haku died, it was cool, but i thought it happened too fast, like he had no good final lines, so it was kinda lame, espeacially because i like Haku so much.

i hope at least Kakashi kills Zabuza, if all Gato's thugs kill him that'd be sad.

i don't like how evil Zabuza is, but i respect him and i think how pissed i'd be if a bunch of weakling thugs killed me, i kninda get a feeling in the pit of my stomach, i fear being helpless and losing to people i could easily beat, so all of a sudden i connect with Zabuza, but if he loses to Kakashi i'll be fine. i hated how Mizuki lost to Naruto in the first episode too, another way to lose i despise.

i still don't really like Bo-bobo, to me its like something trying to be Excel Saga and failing, even though i think it was around first, i guess Excel did it better.

i almost cried watching One Piece, Chopper's story was so sad. i promised i would never like One Piece because it replaced Yu Yu Hakusho, but i broke that promise. IGPX was pretty good, but not spectacular.

EVA, EVA is EVA, thats all i can say.

i read the who would win in a fight Wing Zero or EVA. i never knew an EVA was twice the size of a Mobile Suit, or that ZERO's Buster Rifle is twice as powerful as the rifle that shot down the 5th Angel, which had the strongest AT Field in all of existance. my brother disagrees, because he's a rampant EVA fanboy!

i'm making him watch Gundam Wing now, to get back at him, we both like eachothers shows, we just like our own better.

but i'm obbsessed with EVA because its so original. i got obbsessed with FLCL and Excel Saga the same way.


okay, i ranted a lot. now you must comment!

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Saturday, January 7, 2006

Sorry my Peoplezez!
i got cocky, and tried to switch my mouse out.
my new one is a laser and it keeps crapping out.
and site jumping takes too much clicking, so i just talked on PMs.

second mission [episode/chapter] of my Fic Absolute Power is below, if you wanna read it faster, or just in PMs PM me and i'll send it to you.

also, i have no scanner and am just becoming a decent artist, so i need help with art. i have a million requests, so if you're up to helping tell me. if you want i'll post some suggestions tommorrow.

but heres one dress Sheena [ToS] like Misato {Neon Genesis Evangelion] and vice versa, i'd like to see that pic. also Shippo killing Kagome with a smashing top attack. the cutest death ever.

also, if someone wants to do it, write a version of Eminem's "Real Slim Shady" only "Real High Priestess" With Kikyo as Slim Shady.

well, thats enogh craziness for now.

please read the fic below,

and comment!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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Absolute Power ch.2
Absolute Power
Mission: 2
More shameless character development!

Kit: Allenby, meet the commander at my base, Aveian Wind.

Profile:
Aveian Wind (Ayy-vee-ann)
Age: 23
Height: 5 foot 10
Voice: (Lord Bulmung, .Hack Legend of the Twilight Braclet/ Amune, Witch Hunter Robin)
Body: his skin is a little lighter than Kit’s, but his muscles are about that much bigger.
Clothes: white tank top, dog tags, grey, black, and white baggy camouflage pants and black combat boots. He has a black pistol holster sunken into his left pocket.
Face: his eyes are serious, light blue almost white, his expression usually is leaning towards unhappy. His skin is duller. His canines are a little more pronounced. He usually has a long ass Mitsurugi (Soul Caliber II) cigarette in his mouth (I’ll tell you when I think it should be but, add when you see necessary) he has a longish light grey bowl cut with the under hair longer in the back and pointy tips, his hair almost completely covering his ears on the sides. His bangs are cut a little shorter and hang near his eyes, further increasing his seriousity (think Riku from Kingdom Hearts).
Personality: LIKE I SAID, SERIOUS!! He isn’t unpleasant, just not as bouncy and happy as Kit and Allenby. He is just more cold and calculating, but still has good people skills and is quieter and less irritating than Kit. His gun is very high caliber and fires huge bullets that easily could be designated an anti-tank gun. Don’t piss him off because with how calm he is, he won’t miss. For some reason even though he smokes more than Denis Leary (various movies) he’s still in top physical condition. His military training in hand to hand combat is the art of breaking body parts and killing people bare handed fluently.

Allenby: nice to meet you, Aveian!

Aveian: Kit, isn’t she the fighter from Neo-Sweden?

Kit: yeah, you noticed too?

Aveian: and this doesn’t seem like a security compromise to you?

Kit: Aveian you worry too much; I retrieved the KC didn’t I? Besides she seems like the trustworthy type, doesn’t she?

Aveian looks back Allenby looks all happy and cute like always.

Aveian: If something turns up you’re ass not mine will be on the fryer.

Kit: Fine with me, since I know I can trust her.

Aveian: (thinking) Damn fox-brain! Thinkin’ with your pants instead of your head. Still, after all we’ve been through I trust Kit’s instincts as well as my own.

Their ship lands, the three of them walk out, they had slept during the flight over.

Kit: Welcome to Experimental Mobile Suit Research Lab Black Vulpine!

Aveian: Follow me.

Kit: You heard the man.

They enter the base. The hallway they enter into is black and white tiled with cement walls. Above them is a set of cat walks on either side so soldiers can defend the base from higher ground. The whole place is lit by blue-white fluorescent lights.

Allenby: Cozy.

Aveian: We’re remodeling, the walls took some collateral damage when we tried to capture the spy.

Kit: We’re gonna put up some drywall, paint it a lighter shade of grey than this.

Aveian: I have work to do, I’ll leave you two alone.

Aveian walks by Kit and gives him a look.

Aveian: (meaning to look) I’m trusting you with this, don’t make me regret this.

Kit: (meaning to look) Thanks, you won’t.

Aveian walks by and disappears.

Kit: Let’s drop your stuff off and I’ll take you on a tour of the base.

Allenby: Okay!!

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Aveian enters a room inside is a pale man dressed all in white.

Aveian: (lights one up) So Sylven, was the mission successful?


Profile:
Sylven Blain
Age: 21
Height: 6 foot 2
Voice: David Kaye (Trieze, Gundam Wing/ Sesshomaru, InuYasha)
Body: His skin is pale and fair, he’s got very feminine arms.
Clothes: White T-shirt with a white jacket over it with two high neck flaps on the sides, white jeans and white ankle boots. White wrist high gloves.
Face: He basically has the same haircut as Aveian except longer and white. His hair hangs down over his face slightly covering his golden eyes. His face says “all business” more than Aveian’s
Personality: Quite, keeps to himself, follows orders, a good pilot, the mysterious, strong silent type.

Sylven: Unfortunately it seems that the Neo-Japanese military has already gathered all the data on the Suits seeing as they built this.

Aveian: It doesn’t matter, Kit can handle himself in battle, I’m pretty sure this minor setback won’t slow him down. Now Sylven, don’t you think you should get back to your little project?

Sylven: I’ll get back to work then.

Sylven walks out.

Aveian: Man, he needs to lighten up!

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Kit and Allenby are in the M.S. hanger looking at black Gundam.

Kit; there it is the pride and joy of the Neo-American military and Black Vulpine. The RX-78[G]-KC.

The RX-78[G]-KC or Kit Custom is a black Ez8 with lighter black armor. It has big Vernias on the back by the standard boosters and on the back waist armor and smaller ones on the sides and shins. It carries a Hyper-Beam Rifle. The rifle is long and sleek with a rectangular scope and a stock like the GP-01’s Beam Rifle. Under the shield are two Beam Kodachis, a pink Beam Sword only the blade is shorter. The cockpit is not the G Gundam type but the normal Gundam type with one difference, there are two arm outlets that enable it to use melee weapons or special moves, this has the glowing orange hand move, called Fox Trick.

Allenby: are you sure it’s safe to let me see this.

Kit: I trust ya’, besides, I’m pretty sure I could take you down if you tried somethin’!

Allenby: Is that so? How ‘bout we test that theory!?

Kit: Anytime, I’m ready for ya’!

Allenby: then, (sexsay) Bring it big boy!

Kit comes at here she grabs his arm and leg sweeps him to the ground and pins his shoulders down with her hands.

Allenby: (face right up to his) So, what was that about stopping me?

Kit; Nothing, just this!

He grabs her hands, pushing her off balance then lifts his shoulders and roles her to the ground pinning her wrists down with his hands and kneels right over her chest.

Kit: Oh the things I could do from here!

Allenby: Just try it, (daring him, sorta) if you think you’re man enough.

Kit leans in their lips are about to meet. Then he stands up still holding her wrists. He goes to pull her up at the same time she goes to stand up. The two of them fall back, Kit hits the ground, Allenby falls on top of him, and her chest presses against his and her lips brush against his. Immediately the two of them stare wide eyed at each other and blush. They both leap up and stand with their backs to each other so the can touch their lips and blush deeper.

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Sylven: (talking over the Vid-Phone in his “projects”) The other thing I noticed is that they didn’t use the base O.S. of the stolen Gundam.

Aveian: They must have developed a system of their own then.

Sylven: Isn’t that an important piece of information?

Aveian: They can develop any system they want they can’t beat ours. I’m happier that they didn’t our system.

Sylven: They probably couldn’t comprehend such complex code; after all it was designed by The Black Vulpine Corporation after all.

Aveian: Black Vulpine is merely a shell at this point, recent events have insured of that. We need to win this so I can resurrect Black Vulpine.

Sylvan: So all this…

Aveian: Is coming out of the little money I have left in my pocket.

Sylven: Then we’ll have to make these worth while!

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Domon is sitting at a table like he’s having a meeting; the half he’s at is lit up while the other half, where the person or people he’s talking to are hidden in darkness.

Domon: We have to do something about this nuisance of a fox!

Hidden guy: I should have no problem disposing of this knave, but why is this so important?

Domon: He is connected to Black Vulpine and was involved with that little incident three years ago, and The Leader wants him dead.

Hidden guy: If it’s an order from The Leader I’ll make it a top priority!

Hidden guy: Me smash if Leader no like!!!

Domon: We have to crush Black Vulpine and Kit Sune, because they are the greatest obstacles to our Leader’s plan.

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Sylven: So if they’re in such dire straits, how and why are they developing and producing these new Suits?

Aveian: Because I’m the head of this base and such a major member in their company I convinced them that this could rejuvenate they’re company, so basically I’m paying out the ass for Suits so I can keep alive a company that I basically control.

Sylven: And Kit?

Aveian: He’s the perfect Pilot to make these machines look worth investing in, besides after what we’ve been through, could I ask anyone else?


Kit: Hey Allenby, I got an idea. Feel like tryin’ out one of our new Mobile Suits?

Allenby: Won’t you get in trouble, your Commander seems kinda’ hard.

Kit: Aveian acts cold but me and him are real close and trusts my decisions. Besides how are we suppose to know the potential of our new MX’s if we don’t have a pilot as skilled as skilled as you test them out?

Allenby: (looks a little flattered) Thank Kit. (Normal intensity) In that case how can I say no? But one question, what’s an MX?

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Sylven: The MX’s, Maxter eXperimental, what purpose do they serve?
We see an MX. They’re modified mass produced Maxters. They’re black-on-same shade-black with the stripes painted yellow. The shoulder armor is pointed like the Blitz’s (Gundam Seed). The forearm fist helpers (?) have been replaced by gold Beam Long Sword generators. The hip guns gave way to a Hyper-Beam Rifle with is bigger and more unwieldy than Kit’s. The cockpit in here as in Kit’s the G Gundam cockpit has been replaced by the normal Gundam cockpit. Of course it has all the extra boosters, big ones on the back and smaller ones on the shins and inside the shoulders. The Beam Rifle has a cord running into the main power source in the back. The heads are the standard Gundam head.

Aveian: Neo-Japan has been developing a Mobile Suit army, I just decided we need one of our own, that’s why the MX’s are here, for our protection if a real war breaks out.

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Kit: How’s the cockpit feel?

Allenby: (over Vid-screen) It’s different, but I think I like this set up better!

Kit: If you let me I’ll make you a cockpit like that.

Allenby: Really? You’d do that for me?!

Kit: I’ll set the order and we can build it together, that way no one can say you stole it or somethin’!

Allenby: Awesome! That’ll be so much fun!

Kit: Now let’s test out these new little toys!

Kit: Right!

The doors to the hanger open and the two suits walk out onto the testing grounds.

Kit: we’ll be facing what we think are Neo-Japan’s newest weapons.

Multiple strike Daggers and Rising Gundams (with the shoulder armor in shield position and the pistols and the glaives replaced by a GM style Beam Sword set up) rise up.

Allenby: Too easy!

Kit: That’s the spirit! I like a girl who never backs down.

The enemy Mobiles activate. The two black Gundams take off towards them. A couple open fire on Allenby, she maneuvers out of the way and fires a beam through the chest of one taking it out in one shot, it falls inoperable. (no space wasted on cockpits means lots of extinguishers so they don’t explode)

Kit: Be careful with that gun, it drains the main power supply so aim well.

Allenby: Don’t worry, I don’t miss!

Kit: Is that so?!

Kit drives his shield into a Daggers stomach, knocking it out.

Allenby: I didn’t miss when I shot you through the heart now did I!?

She cuts a RG in half at the waist.

Kit: Keep aimin’ like that and we’ll be fine!!

He dodges a beam and puts one through the opposing suit.

Kit: So that’s all the small fry, time for the main course!

A Burning Gundam comes out of an underground elevator.

Kit: This thing has all the information we could gather on Domon after the last fight. So this would be like fighting Domon in the final battle last time.

Allenby: In that case this might just post a challenge!

Kit: Let’s hope it’s at least a little fun!

The shoulder guns rise open and open fire. Kit takes aim and destroys both. It lights up its left hand and goes for Allenby.

Allenby: (giggle) Too Easy!

Having set the Rifle in its carrying spot on the right side of the back boosters, slices across the hand with the sword just as a blast from Kit’s gun destroys the arm.

Allenby: I could have got it, (girlish) but thanks for protecting me Kit!

Kit: Hehe, you’re welcome now watch this!

The Gundam comes at Kit with the other hand. Kit slides his arms into the outlets that weird spandexy stuff appears over his arms and spreads over his body and onto his face like Ryoko from Tenchi. His Gundam’s right hand glows and he meets the enemy Gundam in hand to hand combat. He and the other Gundam’s hands spark and sizzle.

Kit: NOW…

He forces his hand forward, the joints on the enemy Gundam start to break down.

Kit: DIE!!!!!!!

He breaks the enemy arm off then using his forward motion glides behind the enemy Suit and drop-kicks it into the ground.

Kit: So, how’d I do?!

Allenby: I’d say pretty good, I’m impressed! You’re good! Real good!

Kit: Well tanks, I think that feels better than actually winning the battle!

They bring their Suits back into the hanger and exit them.

Kit: So what do ya’ wanna do now?

Allenby: Well, why don’t you show me around your colony?

Kit: Haven’t you been before?

Allenby: Yeah (she lightly holds his arm with both hands, one on his wrist and on under his elbow) (girlish) but not with you! (Normal) So let’s go!

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The two of them walk out of the base, Allenby still dragging Kit buy his arm.

Kit: I have to warn ya’ this is a pretty tough neighborhood!

Allenby: (confidently) Yeah, but I have you to protect me.

Kit: you’re just using me.

Allenby: Yep, and you’re fun to use too!

A gang of tough guys walk out and block their path.

Tough punk: Give up all your money and we won’t have to hurt your girl-friend!

Grunt: I don’t know boss, she’s pretty cute, I’d like to hurt her all night!!

Boss: (pulls out a Knife) So what’s it gonna be, pretty boy!?

Kit: I suggest a novice like you should put that away before I’m forced to show you how to use one.

Boss: Oh yeah, just try it!

And just as that his throat spills open, Kit guards Allenby from the blood spray.

Grunt: You can’t do that to the boss.

Kit: Is that so?

Kit puts his sword back, then drops his hands down and tenses up his muscles. Then the whites of his eyes turn red and his pupils get smaller. His fingernails grow out into claws and his canines grow out slightly.

Grunt: What the hell?!!

Kit shoots forward stopping behind them, blood dripping from his claws. The thugs fall and Kit turns to face Allenby having changed back to normal.

Allenby: I knew that you’d protect me; you’re so sweet to stand up for me like that! But how the hell did you do that?

Kit: It’s a long story, but let’s just say that I had a less than normal childhood.

Allenby: Okay and thanks.

Kit: I’d never let somethin’ happen to ya’, you’re too cute to let some street punk have!

Allenby: (laughs) That’s funny comin’ from you!!

Kit: I rose above the streets under my own power, besides I never said I wanted you as mine!

Allenby: Oh yeah, look me in the eyes and say that.

Kit blushes.

Kit: (scratching cheek) Ummmmmmmm…

Allenby: Thought so!

Kit: I’m still seeing other girls.

Allenby: Who said you weren’t? Did I ever say I wasn’t seeing other guys?

Kit: Then I guess neither of us is in this too deep. (Crosses arms and looks away)

Allenby: I guess not. (Same)

Both of them look kinda nervous and uncomfortable.

Kit: (slowly and nervously) I really like you though.

Allenby: (weakly) I… Really like you too.

Kit: (more confident) You wanna go get somthin’ to eat?

Allenby: Sure.

Kit: Cool, I know a great place!

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Greeter: 9Austrailian accent) G’Day! Welcome ta’ Backyard Rib Shack! Can I get ya’ a seat?

Kit: yeah.

Greeter: Follow me then!

He leads them to a booth they sit down across from each other.

Allenby; (now a back to her normal spunkiness as is Kit) This place looks fun!

Kit: Have you ever been here before?

Allenby: No the name kinda turned me off.

Kit: Well it’s pretty good, if you like barbeque!

Allenby: Of course I like barbeque!

Kit: Good!

At this time an extremely attractive waitress with pink-purple lipstick walks up.

Waitress: Can I take your orders?

Kit’s face whirls around making his hair whoosh, causing her to see him with one of those lame glitter affects.

Kit: I’ll take three orders of “Ribs on the Grill” and an “Australian Onion”!

Waitress: (sits down on his lap with her face right on his, running her finger across his chest) And I’d like a big order of you, cutie!!

Kit :( laughs and smiles really wide) Well there’s plenty of me to take!

Allenby: I’ll have the “Heart attack fries” and an 18 ounce steak-fried chicken!

Waitress: (gets up and sighs) Fine, I’ll be right back with that. Drinks?

Both: Blow!

Kit: Man you eat more bullshit food than I do and you still look so curvy and hot!

Allenby: What can I say I have to look good if I’m gonna snag myself a man!

The waitress comes back out. (Yeah, I’ve never got service that fast either)

Waitress: (drops Allenby’s food down) Here you go. (Gently sets Kit’s down, then regains her place on his lap) (Enticingly) So, where did we leave off?

Kit: Later, Leave your number and I’ll call you up some time.

Waitress: Fine, you little tease, I’ll be waiting! (Blows him a voluptuous kiss, then walks off)

Allenby: She coulda’ stayed, I didn’t mind.

Kit: No way! I’m out with you, I can flirt with easy girls any time: right now is you and me time!

Allenby: Do you really mean that?

Kit: I like spending time with you and I’m not gonna let some bimbo waste that time! Now let’s eat!

Allenby: (thinking) What is this guy? One minute he’s letting some hot chick ride him like a bronco next he’s some of the most romantic crap I’ve ever heard! There’s defiantly somethin’ to this guy!

Kit: So Allenby, how are you likin’ it here so far?

Allenby: It’s great! I’m glad I came!

Kit: I am too, I always felt like somthin’ was missing and I don’t get that feeling any more. Damn. How lame and clichéd was that line?

Allenby: Yeah, but I understand what you’re sayin’.

Kit: Good ‘cause I was startin’ to feel like a dumb ass!

Kit pulls out a water bottle.

Kit: Want some?

Allenby; I’m assuming that’s not water.

Kit: Nope, it’s my own special cocktail, sake and vodka! So, (almost daring her to) ya’ wanna try it?

Allenby looks pretty nervous and unsure.

Allenby: (face lightens to normal) Eh, what the hell.

She takes a sip her face turns green and she wretches making her cheeks puff out.

Allenby: (coughing and choking) Smooth!

Kit: It’s an acquired taste.

Allenby: And where would someone acquire a taste like that?!

Kit and her laugh, when they stop their eyes meet for a second and an energy flows through them. The both blush a little then look down at their food.

(wipe)

Kit: So this night was fun, right?

Allenby: Yeah! Of course it was! You’re a fun guy, everything you do is fun!

They enter Kit’s room, inside Aveian has a bunch of bags thrown over his shoulder.

Kit: What’s Ave?

Aveian: I figured since Allenby’s moving in you probably want to have the room with her.

Kit: So where are you headed, dude?

Aveian: I’ll just sleep in Sylven’s room. I end up sleeping in there most of the time anyway, on all your “jacket on the doorknob nights”. Enjoy, Kit’s a hell of a roommate!

Aveian turns and walks out.

Allenby: Aww, I didn’t mean to put anyone out.

Kit: Don’t worry about it, he just likes being dramatic! Besides you can’t say this won’t be fun!

Allenby: I guess you’re right. I am looking forward to this, single life can get so lonely, but now I have a cute roommate!

(wipe)

Domon is standing giving a report.

Domon: So that’s the plan. Does that please the organization?

Some guy: Yes, this will serve the purpose. That fox bastard is going down or my name isn’t…

(wipe)

Aveian: (carrying his crap) I don’t know why I’m doing this, damn fox punk!

(Gundam Seed ending music)

Aveian continues walking and we see Kit and Allenby fast asleep and lookin’ all cute.

Ja Ne
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Friday, January 6, 2006

900 hits!
i got 900!
awesomeness!
thanks all my people!
also, i got someone to help me on my EVA/ToS thing!
so no more begging,
now when i work it out i'll just be asking for pictures of the characters in eachothers clothes.
a lot of you peoplezez are great artists, will you do those for me?

well think about that, and read the below crazy ranting.

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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pouring gas on a fire.
i was asked in a previous post,
why do i have such hatred for Kagome?

well, gather 'round little ones, for i shall rant insanely to you.

Kagome is the worst character in anime history! She is pathetic, needy, weak, stupid, jealous, souless, a poser, a wanna be, and just plain a whiny pain in the ass.

first of all, her strength. her strength fluctates like its menstrating [if the cause for male mood swings had a scientific cause, i'd use it, but it doesn't, so don't call me sexist] at one point she couldn't hit a whale with a shotgun, the next moment she's a sniper, sometimes her arrows are mega-ton bombs, other times pin pricks, it seems like several people are writing Kagome's parts, and none of them communicate with eachother or read eachothers work. she is a giagantic plot hole in InuYasha, so latch onto her.

She is a wannabe Kikyo, thats all she is, a Kikyo stand in, with the real kikyo back, she was unnessacary, i guess the writers figured that out, because they killed the real kikyo off, and let her rank immatator survive! that pisses me off.

she "loves" InuYasha. See i believe its a crush, she is a young girl, i believe this love is all just hormonal. her heart seems as shallow as a puddle, while Kikyo's heart is deeper than an ocean. Kagome turns on Inu in a flash, but in a shallow, pissy way. Kikyo doesn't care that Inu travels with Kagome, the only time she ever doubted Inu's love was when "he" killed her, and when he dropped her from his arms because Kagome skweeked, and i would have too. Kikyo, unlike Kagome, trusts the one she loves, the fact she was so hurt proves her love. Love is also self-sacrifising, Kagome is selfish, Inu was perfectly content to go with his love to a world they could be together in, but Kagome stopped him. To die together, classic romance, in Romeo and Juliet its beautiful, but when Kikyo tries it with Inu, people call her evil.

the fact that she is just annoying. i hate her as a character. she is jealous, paranoid, weak, bossy, nosey, stupid, and clingy. she needs constant attention to feel loved. she's a drama queen, if Inu isn't thinking of her, he must hate her. if he says he needs her, she thinks he's calling her a tool. she has no trust for the ine she "loves" Love is also trust. like i said, Kikyo trusts, again, Kagome trusts too, some times, these moments of likeability are as random as her power surges, another one of the times it seem different people are writing her. Also, she's just ugly. not pretty at all. she is also selfish, she leaves Inu and the gang so she can fail in person at school, buy limboing, she just hurts people on both sides, she needs to pick one, and almost completly neglect the other, if she truly loves Inu, then there'd be maybe one or two present world eps, sorta a rare thing, instesd of dozens of them. she makes both sides suffer by giving each half herself.

she's so cliche, she is just a cookie cutter herion with no charming quirks or cute speacial things about her, he's like the economy main character, all the essentials, no bonuses or speacials, also completly unreliable. its funny, yeah, she's a stripped character, take any herion, strip everything speacial about them, and you get Kagome.

well, i ranted enough, i'm sure this is 20 pages long by now.

thanks for reading!

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Thursday, January 5, 2006

JD is crazy! Did you already know this my peoplezez!?
i watched Monty Python the meaning of life. that movie is great! anybody else watched that?

anyway, by sync i meant i'm going to bring up scenes from End of Evangelion replacing the EVA characters with Tales characters. like replacing Asuka with Colette, that make sense, i don't want to spoil it, so i won't post the rest. but i need help, because there are some Tales characters i can't think of a good EVA character for, but the ones i do have are great! i'm sure it will kick-ass, with your help.

Yes! Kagome dying by giant spinning top! that was my exact idea! please make that! The most adorable death ever, my exact idea! man, you guys were hilarious with your Shippo V.s. Kagome comments.

has anyone figued out why Kouga has a sword on his belt yet, that was the first thing i ever said that got major comments, so i brought it back. Any ideas?

man, i could bitch about random things forever! i'll do more tommorrow!

Please help with my EVA Tales thing, hell if you know one and a friend knows another, pm me and we'll work it out, if you even have minimal knowledge of both it'll help, if you think you can help, try please, if only to get me to stop asking about it!

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Wednesday, January 4, 2006

InuYasha.
New episodes tuesday nights/ wednesday mornings.

god, its a Kagome heavy episode. Kagome must die. She is the weakest character on her [don't say powerful things she's done, she seems to gain miracle powers which are never explained, major plot hole] i think shippo could kill her easily. in fact, if someone could draw me a pic of that, i'd be eternally greatful.

anyway, its also apparent that InuYasha will soon be over with, the episodes are running out, i'll miss it. i wish [as] had other shows as long as Inu for me to watch, like YYH or RK but they don't. [as] needs to bring YYH back, Yusuke is only acceptable uncut, in my opinion.

anyway, this is another chance for me to ask you go to CN's website and tell them to bring back the good anime, we need it!

also, please help me with my Tales of Symphonia to Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover, please help me, i need to sync up a few characters, so please help if you can.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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Tuesday, January 3, 2006

lets see. well... guess i'll go with randomness.
lets see, nothing big. so randomness today.

anybody watch any of these TV shows so i can talk with you?

Rescue Me- FX
Over There- FX
x-Play- G4
TNA Wrestling- Spike
WWE Wrestling- USA
Real Time with Bill Maher- HBO
Daily Show with Jon Stewart- Comedy Central
Aresested Developement- FOX
actually Aresested Developement might be moving to like Show Time so they can show kit uncensored, and because the ratings suck.

also, read my fanfic, do random art for me, help me with my EVA to Tales of Symphonia crossover, if you can help with any of these, pm me or comment.

The EVA thing is the best, because the end of Tales rminded me of the End of Evangelion. wish i could forget EVA, i didn't like it a whole lot, its just to unique to resist commenting on or thinking about. i did the same thing with FLCL [also GAINAX, Tales was made by them too] and Excel Saga. so i guess its the flavor of the week.

well anyway, pm me for any reason really, just wanna talk, and if you can help, do that too!

HAIL ZEON!!!!
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Monday, January 2, 2006

ungodly suckiness.
Gundam v. Zeta Gundam,
it sucks.

okay, now i watch x-Play on G4 rligiously. its like one of my favorite shows, and it informs me on Video games. Now most Anime games are crappy, but the story makes it worth while, and its not bad, so they give the 2's out of 5 because they know real fans still buy it. Zeta should have got a 1, in my opinion its really annoying and sucks atrouciously, its hard, but not in a challenging way, in a bad controls, pain in the ass, bad game way.

i hate it.

X-Men Legends 2.

one, not enough mutants, two, it loads every 3 feet, for like 10 minutes, god is that annoying. so i'm just playing Disgaea again, good old Disgaea.

X-men gets a 3... out of 5

Gundam v. Zeta Gundam gets a 1... out of 5.

i haven't seen Zeta yet, so i can't even play it for that. but the controls and difficulty are just unbearable. know i love Gundam, thats why i hate this game.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!

FUCK GUNDAM VERSUS ZETA GUNDAM!!!!!

also, Eva, Tales, compare, funny, help me peoplezez!
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